Cineplex coworkers Greg, Kyle, and Henry meet up weekly to discuss an obscure movie from the week prior and their own bizarre lives in the small town of Timberdale. Starring: Ryan Woodyard (Greg Basil) Nick Terry (Kyle McKlinsky) Nick Martin (Henry Harrison)
A small town in South Dakota struggles to survive as all of their food is repeatedly eaten by an insatiable football team until Dusty Poles (Bryan Kranzburg) hatches a plan to beat them at their own game. Greg has been pulling pranks at the theater. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
The boys are back to review a college orientation video about horses and what to do when you encounter one wearing a hat. Greg and Henry mourn the tragic loss of Kyle. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Dr. Schlomo (pre-Wire Idris Elba) learns his shapes, colors, and numbers as he makes his commute home in this fun-filled film for babies. The list of suspects has ballooned to thousands in the search for Kyle's would-be assassin, with one emerging as the new frontrunner. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Megan closes in on her mother's kidnapper after decades of searching in this convoluted thriller with the kind of twist ending that makes less sense the more you think about it. Kyle, Greg, and Henry think it might be time to reexamine some evidence. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
When Clark (Ryan Reynolds) leaves his wife because she's dying, a night on the town with a male stripper (Zach Galifianakis) turns out to be an unforgettable and borderline indescribable experience for them both (and an opportunity for a pair of actors to really go after that Oscar). Kyle's list of suspects gets shorter as Marvin reveals an airtight alibi. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Matthew's family is coming to dinner and he needs everything to go perfectly in this film adaptation of the play by Kentucky Wilson. Ground rules are set as Kyle moves in with Henry. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
An extraterrestrial creature is befriended by a little girl after being abandoned on Earth in this classic film. Kyle has narrowly avoided death several times over the past week. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Leet Handsome seeks vengeance after the financially struggling Irish Mob uses up all his water and steals his cat. Kyle fears someone is trying to kill him when the opening night of the musical ends in disaster. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Watchmaker Mike enjoys the simple life in his clocktower until a mysterious stranger arrives with a cryptic message and a task that sends Mike hurtling through time itself. Kyle prepares for the musical's opening night, whenever that is. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
A quiet seaside town is terrorized by a grotesque aquatic monster in this tonally inconsistent horror film. Kyle theorizes that some recent changes to the local musical are retaliation for his critiques of the playwright. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Joey is sent to an alien planet on a military mission to acquire its rarest resource at any cost, but when he meets the indigenous population, he begins to question the morality of his assignment. Kyle has qualms with recent additions to the musical script. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Teenage centaur Fran has always dominated at physical sports, but when she has to sign up for chess class on her first day of high school, she learns that winning isn't always about being the fastest or the strongest. Kyle runs lines for the upcoming musical with Henry and Greg. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Kevin, Gary, and Harvey are three art gallery employees in the wacky town of Lumberburg in this film that bears a passing resemblance to the actual lives of Kyle, Greg, and Henry. Kyle's audition for the local musical went about as well as could be expected. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Pizza Joe's high-stakes delivery promise has him scrambling to reach his destination in 30 minutes or less at any cost. Kyle is auditioning for a local musical. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Looking to find a new and original sound, musician Davy Krandleberry thinks K-pop may be the answer until his contribution to the genre is overshadowed by his band mates. Henry is the victim of a baffling magic trick. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Richard, Scarlet, and Squiggy are three astronauts bound for outer space, but when disaster strikes and their shuttle is damaged, it becomes clear not everyone will make it back home. Greg has a hangover. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
In a world occupied exclusively by mascots, Jeb and his crew find themselves facing an evil kangaroo bent on forcing the furry population into the sea. Greg thinks he may be able to earn the Timberdale equivalent of an EGOT. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Eccentric detective Dabian C. Caster has never met a case he couldn't solve. After discovering a car wreck and suspecting foul play, Dabian follows the clues and uncovers a string of bakery-based murders. Greg has been awarded the Keys to the City. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
In a gated community of perfect lawns and picket fences, Gavin has a tendency to complain to the Homeowners' Association when he spots something out of place. When a neighbor is found dead after one of his calls, Gavin suspects the HOA may be hiding a paranormal secret. Greg is employee of the month. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Johnathan's first day at his new office job spirals out of control in this film packed with graphic nudity, gratuitous sex, and a wholesome message about our collective values. Greg and Kyle have begun playing a game of their own invention at the theater. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Things take a dark turn when Walter brings his wife Cynthia and their children to a remote bed-and-breakfast and the family vacation soon becomes a frantic fight to survive the night. Greg spent the last two weeks incarcerated. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Rocket B.O.Y., Debbie Disappear, Hunky Chunk Chuck, and Simon must put their differences aside and form the ultimate superhero squad to face an ancient evil. Greg is voluntarily working overtime at the Cineplex... or is he? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Experience the highs and mostly lows of guitarist Jinny Herndicks' career in this biopic that explores the musician's tumultuous life. The population of Timberdale has doubled overnight as the original townsfolk return without warning. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Tiffany is selected to represent her town in a life-or-death dance competition in this film adaptation of the dystopian young adult book series. Greg, Kyle, and Henry decide to check in on their clones. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
A pair of law-enforcing birds put their differences aside in pursuit of justice in this animated buddy cop film. Greg has some startling news as Timberdale's festival season comes to a close. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Cursed to travel haphazardly through time every 48 hours, Matilda will stop at nothing to be reunited with her girlfriend in this love story that breaks all the rules. And speaking of breaking the rules, it's Crime Week in Timberdale! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Emily had dreams of becoming a birthday clown before settling on life as an ER nurse. Battling addiction and living in squalor, her invitation to the road to recovery arrives when she least expects it. In Timberdale, a foosball festival has Greg looking to make some extra cash. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Harrison Ford stars as Baxton Dalence, a man brought to the dystopian future of 2014 to hunt androids in this sci-fi thriller. In Timberdale, Apricot Fest has been crashed by peach people. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Ella is your average twenty-something high schooler until she meets Michael, a mysterious new student who isn't quite... human. Dark secrets are revealed and an ancient feud is reignited in this supernatural teen romance. In Timberdale, Snooze Fest is in full swing! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
Wacky scientist Helen is gearing up for Halloween when her three children are accidentally transformed into gourds! What seems like a classic case of science-gone-wrong is turned on its head with a shocking twist in the final act. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cineplex-podcast/support
The Crown Jewels of the UK must be protected from a master thief in this spy thriller starring Hollywood legend Todd Ships. Timberdale is hosting a shepherd convention.
Lost in the jungle as child and raised by a pack of wolves, Anderson is ready to do what it takes to protect his animal friends when a military platoon arrives to burn his home to the ground. Think you know how this story goes? I promise you, you do not.
Three D&D players are whisked away to a fantasy world where they encounter magical creatures, dangerous foes, and a dashing knight (Donald Sutherland) on their quest to get back home. Greg, Kyle, and Henry readjust to life at the cineplex.
Joy is a businesswoman with little interest in the holidays until a chance encounter with a handsome stranger takes her on a journey to discover the true meaning of Christmas. Greg, Kyle, and Henry are eager for normalcy in the aftermath of sinking Timberdale.
Tires squeal in this high-octane action film about friends, family, and driving really fast in a car. Henry and Kyle have second thoughts about Greg's plan to sink the town.
Based on the popular book series, this film represents a bizarre anomaly in the otherwise beloved Harvey Porter franchise for one major reason: all of the characters are cats. Greg, Kyle, and Henry are seriously considering sinking their tourism business... and Timberdale along with it.
After unwittingly moving into a house where several murders took place, Tiffany finds herself teaming up with the local neighborhood watch when the killer returns. Greg, Kyle, and Henry don't know how to handle their sudden success.
Upon learning that the president of Estonia is going to visit their small, two-household village, Svetlana and Ivan start a rivalry with their neighbors to see who can present the more impressive home. Having spent the week launching their tourism business, Henry, Greg, and Kyle await the arrival of their first customer.
Two young runaways are coaxed by a shifty weasel to steal a big bag of money in this wacky cartoon caper. The break room is full of priceless sports paraphernalia.
After an accident at his job leaves Boris stranded in the woods, he stumbles upon a magical tree that grants him a powerful, perfectly-tailored gift... or is it a curse? The Timberdale clones are hosting various workshops and seminars at the theater.
Popular jock Danny (Danny DeVito) and bookish nerd Claire (Rachel McAdams) find themselves working together after an accident in chemistry class causes a zombie uprising at their high school prom. Greg, Kyle, and Henry start advertising their tourism business around town with plans to expand.
A down-on-his-luck public defender in purgatory, Dave the demon has never won a case. Now he must prove the innocence of a soul accused of murder, thereby determining whether they will be sent to heaven or hell. Greg pitches a business venture meant to capitalize on Timberdale's new status as an island.
Tom Cruise and Amy Adams star in a romantic comedy without much romance or comedy, but with more than a few violent fight sequences. Greg, Henry, and Kyle speculate about Mark's role as the apparent leader of the lizard people.
A French cobbler named Claude (Hugh Laurie) finds himself in the midst of a zombie-esque apocalypse in this low-budget film. The Timberdale clones are developing their own language.
When prisoners Gerard and Terrence attempt a daring jailbreak on the night of the Statesman's Ball, things don't go exactly as planned. Or do they? Henry and Greg are determined to get a foam cowboy hat off of Kyle's head.
Stuck with three evil stepmothers and no hope of going to the fancy ball, Cindy's life is changed when David Hasselhoff and a talking carriage arrive on her doorstep in this animated retelling of Cinderella with an 80s twist. Kyle, Henry, and Greg have adopted their clones with mixed results.
A robot believing himself to be human develops feelings for an astrophysicist named Penelope in this sci-fi romantic comedy set on a space station above Mars. The Timberdale clones appear to be evolving.
Tom Hanks stars as a caveman brought to the future and placed in a human zoo in this 1994 film that tries to capitalize on the success of two other, better films. Timberdale is an island now.
A group of teens finds a pogo stick buried on the beach, unaware that this simple discovery will have unintended, and deadly, consequences. Greg, Kyle, and Henry have had a week of revelatory twists that very likely raise more questions than they answer.
After an opening act that is not worth noting, amateur tattoo artist Talia absconds with a magical tattoo gun and inadvertently summons an otherworldly entity. Greg, Henry, and Kyle run an experiment after a harrowing encounter at the coat rack factory.
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