Buried Gems

Sausage, Relish, Banana Pepper, Tomato, Onion, Mustard, Sauerkraut, Cole Slaw, Bun, Beef, Hamburger, CHICAGO Come enjoy some poetry with Fancy Octopus and the prisoners of "Lost In narration" Matthew and Erik as they read "Chicago For Carl Sandberg" by James Bradley Macullum. Go listen to the hilarious "Lost In Narration" cast here: https://pod.link/1565386901 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com

WE FINALLY GO CAMPING. Come pitch some tents with FancyOctopus, ToxicGold, and Jake as we read some more "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by Pewternatural.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com

The paint cracks on my baby blue wall. Chips fall upon me as I frown. "Babe hows the room coming along?" I here my wife call to me. "Going great, just need to grab some paint" I holler back across the fixer upper. "Well you better hurry... the Johnsons are coming over and I don't want to look a fool." Grimacing, I began my trek to the garage. About halfway down the stairs I slip upon some stair butter and tumble down the 3 flights. Lying in a crumpled heap with bone sticking out my wife comes upon me. "Oh Harold stop playing." I try to respond but my vertebrae has jammed through my throat and I can barely breath through. "Oh you're so useless with that weak spine and ugly face. Why did I marry such a heap of broken bones? Well I guess if I put you in the foyer I can say your some type of art piece. You know maybe the Johnsons will like a single lady moving in." And with that I became the best damn art piece you ever did see. Come check out the Sci-Fi power couple from the past with Bob Buel, TR, and Fancy Octopus as they read "Settle" by Anne Macleod and "Backtrack" by Burt Filer. 99 Questions: https://pod.link/1504738284 Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com    

I wobble up the hill, stumbling every few steps from the shackles around my ankles. Legionnaires surround me but none of them are willing to look me in the eyes. Upon reaching the top of the hill I'm forced to my knees and my neck is placed upon a stump. A stunning horse, with the torso of a woman with hair of gold atop, trots upon the hill up to the stump. In her hand I see my end, a gold hilted sword. I look up at the goddess. "You have been brought here for execution for the charge.. of being TOXIC." Listen to FancyOctopus, Joe, and Izzy rant with chaotic energy while reading the story "Civilised Chaos Anthology" by GrooveCat. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com

I trip over bramble wires and gash open my good knee. "Crap" I mutter to myself as I get up to limp through the abandoned IKEA. I had to keep moving. Behind every turn there was more of... them. My only advantage was my speed and I couldn't afford to lose it. The moon shone brightly through the sun roof leaving behind stark shadows. Stepping quickly to the left, into the light, I turn and slam my shin into a... "Oh no!" I yelp. I quiver as my assaulter, a light brown hardwood coffee table stands above with scissors. "Why so fast furry boy? I just want a clip!" The table then collapsing on me... ensuring I am never seen again. Come take a dive into the past and talk about tables with FancyOctopus, Spacehouse from "Lost in Narration", and Ben from "Unrepeated Show Show" as they read "The Strange, Stranger" by MissJedi20. Lost in Narration: https://www.instagram.com/lostinnarrationpod/?igshid=1e8celvuubah2 Unrepeated Show Show: https://pod.link/1538545672 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com

A Golden Transgression has stepped forth into the sacrificial pit. He removes his hood and looks up at us. We understand his loss and he understands its importance. I wipe tears collecting at the bridge of my nose as the incantation begins. A rhythmic chant " Muzzarella...Ricottaaa" starts off as a whisper. Slowly we all join in and it begins to crescendo. The Golden Transgression gets on one knee and lets out a sustained bellow shaking us to our bones. We keep chanting. Electricity begins reverberating through the air as our chanting continues and the Golden Screaming intensifies. After 10 minutes of crescendo a bright yellow explosion lightens the pit and knocks me down. Silence. I get up on my knees to see..... there he was.... a gold cat of heroic proportions.... carrying a plate of lasgna. Come find out how to live like a Kamehameha with Fancy Octopus, GarQueef, and Toxic Gold as they read "The End of Garfield" by Gentlemen Genocide Machine. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com  

The robotic eye stares me down coldly. Its pupil an unwavering void reminding me that I am being watched. I will never escape my prison of city blocks and 7-11s and it is here to remind me. My hot dog grows cold in my hands as an orange citizen sweeps up the trash on the corner a gold dumped from the back of their lambo. I sigh and look down at the flaccid pink dog in my hand slowly freezing. Thats when the bright dawn is blocked by a man with yellow hair and aviators. He stands before me and hands me a ketchup packet. As I look I realize I have found salvation. The pure esctasy I felt when I heard him say those words..... "Hey Momma!". Fancy Octopus, Stave, Hyena, Thomas, and proper gent talk dystopia in a very timely manner while reading the next chapter of "A New Dawn" by SassyHistorian. End of episode: Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com  

Mommy always brings me my chicken nuggies. I need them to grow big and strong so I can become the ultimate gamer! Call of Duty, Halo, HAH mere child's play for an elite such as myself. I have stopped going to school or talking to friends. I NEED THE TIME TO GAME. Even walking spends extra gaming juices on my legs so I have mastered lizard crawling. Mommy stopped talking so much though and I am worried for her. She spends a lot of time with her laptop, on some website, typing up a storm while giving me a funny look. But I shouldn't be worried. Mommy loves cause I'm her little gamer. Join some gamer experts, TR aka Ghoulia Boouis-Diefus, Maresnest, and Fancy Octopus as they learn how to go from gamer to good boy in "The Time Game" by Pzychotic. Want to know more? Check out our website BuiredGems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com Track Attribution: -----Battle Music Music used: "Dragon Castle" by 魔界Symphony (https://soundcloud.com/makai-symphony...​) Licensed under Creative Commons-ShareALike Attribution 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...​)  

I awake in the plane of darkness. I attempt to speak but I have no voice. My mouth begins patching over leaving a smooth flesh patch where my lips once were. I turn behind me and see my mortal enemies....Thomas, Charlie, and Proper Gent! "Did you think you could get away from us?" laughed Thomas. "Oh you're gonna pay for what you did" Charlie says as he creeps ahead of me with a ghoulish smile. Proper gent had snuck around me and forced me into a chair and secures handcuffs. Thomas pulls out a binder stuffed full with printer paper. "It's time we read you a story!" I can only squirm and listen for I have no mouth and yet I must scream. Join experts Thomas, Charlie, Proper Gent, and Fancy Octopus as they learn why Katarina is such a special girl in "Katerina's World" by Alixis. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com  

Who doesn't love a good prank? Oh when I replace my partners contact solution with vinegar it was quite a laugh HAH. Sure they won't talk to me and their doctor is furious, but they are just overly sensitive. Besides, I'll never get my come uppance because I am violently against learning. Join the pranky bois: Fancy Octopus, Stave, Hyena, and Proper Gent, as they dive into "Prankster's Payback" by WaspSt1ng. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com

To the surprise of no one, touching rocks is not a healthy life style. But you'll never stop me! Why I will touch this stones and place them where ever I darn please for it is my RIGHT. Everyone thinks they can just stop me from rubbing my stones in public....why they say its unnatural or disturbing....well I think they are disturbing and honestly I'm cooler than them anyway! Man its so hard being a rock collector. Join expert veterinarians Jack and Ben from Unrepeated Show Show as we learn why "Being a superhero sucks" written by J Richard P. Find Unrepeated Show Show on Apple/Spotify/where ever and also here https://unrepeatedshow.com/ Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com

Love is truly in the air, or actually we want it to be but we can never truly grasp it. Instead we must carefully weigh our options and make an algorithm to determine if we should "love". We know a good love life is necessary part of school admission and we don't want to be expelled. We could never let something like emotions and spontaneity take hold and show us around. No, for we are Benihimie.   Join Fancy Octopus and Toxic Gold in the next juicy installment of "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by pewternatural.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast

Sierra was made in the eyes of her creator, Dr. Samuel. However she must strike out on her own as the government quickly kills her creator. She learns quickly that she must hide who she is from this world as sentient robots are outlawed. Luckily she finds she can confide with Jesus to help her ride out the troubled times. Join Fancy Octopus, Proper Gent, Hyena, and Seth in the roller coaster epic "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones. Whats going to happen to Sierra next? Will Dave take her back? Will she be able to raise her alien baby? Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com

Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones. Whats going to happen to Sierra next? Everything seems fine and dandy, but what new adventures will life throw her way. Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com

Warning: Due to how we recorded this episode we recommend listening through speakers or over ear headphones. Whats going to happen to Sierra next? She has shown her true self to the entire galaxy and societal change sometimes comes slows. Join Fancy Octopus, Hyena, Proper gent and Seth in the next installment of "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon Omega 1138.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com

Garfield enraptures everyone that he approaches. It is merely the way of life that we have become accustomed to. Sadly, not everyone can be chosen by his orange. His glowing warmth filling your soul as he passes but you never truly get to sleep and envelope your soul in his aurora. For me that was the truth, until recently. I was eating my lonely lunch at a local Italian joint. Only 2 stars, I was banned from the good restaurants for my detestable actions. Looking down at my food, downing my last shot of campari, neat couldn't afford the seltzer, and the door slams open. My soul immediately heats. I swing my head around and there he is, standing tall. His whiskers gracefully bounce as he steps toward me. Each step my heart beats faster. He leans down deep into my dish. "MMMMMMMMMMMMM LASAGNA".

The well packaged fox scurried away from me. I, seeing a path towards redemption, a path towards fulfillment, a path towards food, hopped up and began to sprint. Each step was a step closer to my destiny, and I was going to reach the end!  Upon turning a tree I saw the ..... well not Fox per se.... laying there exhausted  among the brush. She laid there looking at me, with a devilish grin and a gun pulled out from her side holster. I thought I was a goner......... Anyway long story short now I'm married against my will and currently paying off a mortgage in Mackinaw City. Join experts Thomas and Soren at their first day of school in "Force of Nature" by DakkTribal (FictionWriterD).   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast   Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms Spotify: BaadDreamms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/

Its been a while since our last post. I have a good excuse though. You see... I went on a magical adventure through the deep forests of Michigan. Tasked on finding dinner for my family on the frontier of human civilization I dove into the upper peninsula. Multiple days pass and I can only assume my entire family has perished due to my incompetence and so I decided to make a new life on the peninsula. So there I sat, still a mouse, mouth open to collect rain water, for 6 months. However a light tuft of black fur escaping behind a nearby bush awoke me from my despondent slumber. It looked like a fox, but it appeared to have...... a well endowed package???? Join experts Thomas and Soren as we hunt down the Fox Girls in "A Force of Nature" by Dakk Tribal (FictionWriterD). Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast   Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms Spotify: BaadDreamms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/

Story at ~9:40 Guests: Hyena, fanatic of black t-shit. Thomas, a scholar of the hair gel. We have gathered here today to discuss the most powerful being we have ever known. We willingly submit to their charms for he surely knows the way. No one in this pious flock would ever deny his strategy. The women may strike him down, but it is merely because they have to yet to succumb to his powers. Even if they think they have left, the remnants of his voice will enlighten them for the rest of their days. He has empowered us all through his truly infinitive love. Now let us pray. Oh MAMA Reflect spiritually on our lord and savior Johnny Bravo in the disputed scriptures of "The CN Verse: Johnny Bravo" by the prophet Gugon. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com  Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com  BuiredGems.podbean.com     Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems  We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast    Intro: Bus To New York by Baaddreamms  Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms  Spotify: BaadDreamms  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/ 

Heads or Tails? If you chose heads then you need to get a better one on your shoulder cause we talking TAILS today! What kind of tails? Not ox tails or pork tails or any other fantastic cuisine from the orient. Instead we are talking SONIC. Now we can all agree the best thing sonic ever did was the chili cheese coney, but how does tails factor in? He has been second fiddle long enough in "The Knothole Murders" by RWKW764. Guests: Jacob, way too fast as he was pulled over on the drive to the studio. Chris, the stickiest daddy we have ever had (and that's including the egg man himself!!!). Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com  Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com  BuiredGems.podbean.com     Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems  We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast    Intro: Bus To New York by Baaddreamms  Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms  Spotify: BaadDreamms  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/ 

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How many werewolves is too many werewolves to handle? Our boy Kyle can take em all! And we need him too. Our goats have been got and man I need that milk! I crave for that mountain milk. Until we stop those werewolves my milk will not be returned! My bones can only handle so much more stress. They are near pencil thin as I have lacked milk for so long. Luckily I have KYLE the ultimate werewolf killing machine!Join FancyOctopus, Thomas, Hyena, and Seth as they are saved from the goat stealing werewolves by Kyle the hero in"Wolve's and Bullets" by RebelMaster1000 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast   Intro: Bus To New York by Baaddreamms Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms Spotify: BaadDreamms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/

Werewolves man. They really get my goat. And I need him for milk! With no milk my bones will stay brittle and who will fight the werewolves? Luckily there is a chosen one. One who can save us all. He has enough firepower and fortitude to strangle all of Manhattan twice over and he is pissed. KYLE will read the history books as we finally remove the werewolven scourge from our cities. Now join Fancy Octopus, Thomas, Hyena, and Seth as they read about our savior Kyle in "Wolve's and Bullets" by RebelMaster1000 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast   Intro: Bus To New York by Baaddreamms Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms Spotify: BaadDreamms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/

Guests: Charlie was once a superhero, but those days are far behind him. Now he sits alone looking at the laundry machine tumble about throwing his socks to and fro. Slowly he looks up at the asbestos lined ceiling and says to himself, "If only I could get my powers back". He sighs and turns back to laundry. Suddenly a loud explosion occurs outside and instinctively Charlie runs TOWARD the explosion. "YOU FOOLS. YOU HAVE INSULTED THE GREAT SAM" screamed some type of cyborg entity who quickly smashed a Bud light can on his head. A young girl cowered behind a trash can, whimpering as Sam inched closer laughing manically. "Stop right there!" shouted Charlie. "WHAT?! DO YOU ALSO WANT TO DIE WELP!!!". "No, I see you are trying to terrorize on a low buzz. THAT IS DANGEROUS SIR. You might sober up before your done!?!?!?" "WELL WANT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ALL I HAVE IS LIGHT BEER AND 15$!!!" "Don't fear, Frio 6.0 man is HERE!!! For that 15$ I can give you a 30 rack of 6% beer that only kinda tastes like death!" "WOW I'M SOLD". Then Sam and Charlie shotgun a frio and punt the little girl down the street and score a field goal. HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BABBBYYYYYYY Come gain superpowers with us as we read some exposition in "Death of the Last Superhero" by Gandalf1. After that we will totally scare with the most terrifying Christmas story "The Holiday Spirits and The Cold Reception" by Melody Kazey.   ant to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast   Intro: Bus To New York by Baaddreamms Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms Spotify: BaadDreamms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/

Its been a year since we went on our journey to find the next Harry Potter and we have had quite the motley crew along with us. In this special year anniversary episode we get a ton of our favorite guests together to see who done did read good for the reading part of the good!!! Guests: Thomas, Johnny Bravo Phd, Jacob, Johnny Bravo Evangelist, Seth, Bravologist, Hyena, a straight up Bruhvo. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast   Intro: Bus To New York by Baaddreamms Outro: Instant Relaxation by Baaddreamms Spotify: BaadDreamms Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/baaddreamms/

Hyena called in quite the emergency. A level 2 message is usually unnecessary but I wasn't gonna slack just in case. I ran into Seth on the bus into town. He was just as confused as I about the message. We pondered and figured it must have to do with the lion theocracy back in Africa. Once we reached the safe house, and decrepit projects that's lacked funding for years, we spare no time for protocol and hurry up the stairs. I bust the door open with pistol drawn and there we see Hyena tied up in the corner with proper gent. Dang it was a trap! A slow clap from behind reveals to us a man encroaching upon us from the shadows. "What is this? Who are you" "Why I am just helpful servant." He said as he shoots us with toxic darts. Slowly Seth and I succumb to a mild paralysis and have to lie down. "Why did you do this?" I ask, lips barely able to move. "Why I just want to discuss our lord and savior"..................   Turns out Dr.Phil also does shows for robots in the next installment of "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon-Omega-1138. It's too bad we don't like day time television.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast

Guests:  Jacob: He wants you to know that you should really clean your gun. Don't have a gun? THEN GET ONE AND CLEAN IT! Proper gun safety is necessary from all of us to maintain the Dawn! Thomas: I'm pretty sure he is a green citizen who "became" a red citizen. I tried to call him out on it at his dinner party but he was so offended that he canceled the event! Is that evidence? What color are you? As long as you love your military and aren't a treacherous blue your fine in my book. What book is that? Why its the next few chapters of the work in progress story "A New Dawn" by Sassy Historian.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast

Guests: Charlie: The spirit of Christmas came to me in a dream. I was a foul wretched man who had committed many sins. My past had come to haunt me and I feared it was going to roost! Early the next morning I went to Charlie's son and asked what troubles them. Why he said they didn't have a goose for Christmas they didn't! Immediately I grab that boy and went straight to market. Unluckily the cost of a goose is one young son and I'm not sure if Charlie has forgiven me yet. Also he's vegetarian so he didn't really want the goose. Win some you lose some :/ Does everything seem so bad right now? Is Christmas a corporate sham to you? Stop being such a cynical sourpuss! If you need help seeing the power of Christmas maybe you can learn what Landlord did in "A Cybersaber Christmas Story" by The Great Allie.   Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com   Support us on Patreon: Patreon.com/BuriedGems We have the coolest merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast

Guests: Hyena: He has sworn that he will regain his kingdom. He fought valiantly but Scar ended up just another despot. Upon Scar's death Simba has ousted Hyena and his peoples to the deserts of Sahara. Justice my yet come to the hyenas, but only if they can find the Topo Chico sponsorship to refresh their spirits. Seth: Cashville sure has seen better days. Everyone wants to imagine the economic drought will be over but they know too well. Seth has taken the city under his wing. Slowly he will rebuild Cashville, replacing the gas lamps with electric lights. Installing ATMs and setting up tourist trap bars. Hopefully one day Seth will complete his dream and see Cashville turn into a Debtropolis! Don't you hate it when the princess Inquisitor interrupts your space tan to tangle you up in a galactic holy war? Wow really !?!?! Then you will relate to this as we read "Sierra the Robot" by Typhon-Omega 1138. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com Patreon.com/BuriedGems

Guests: Toxic Gold: He once laid eyes upon his true soul mate. She was in line at Dunkin' donuts. His knees began to shake as his stomach curled into a thick knot. He then realized he only had one shot. One deep breath... then he willed up his courage and cut the line up to her. Visibly confused, the cashier and woman look at him waiting for some response. He then says to them "Two slightly long cream filled donuts for me and the cultured lady please." They never spoke again. Join Fancy Octopus and Toxic Gold as they release their auras all over "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by pewternatural. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com Patreon.com/BuriedGems

Guest: Matt Hocker - He called me at roughly 3:45 AM on a Saturday. Said I was needed down at the station. I wasn't sure for what but I wasn't one to argue with a PI. I slipped on a suit and caught a quick cab downtown. He was tense in his office. Synthesizers blaring and looping filled the air like sirens. And much like sirens they only drew me in, closer to my inevitable doom. That is when he looked up and everything stopped....He asked one question....."Did you hack my egg salad?" First we get a little random and little deep and some might even say a little wheezy, but I wouldn't, when we break down "Brian and Eric: Some Random Tat" by Warner Hedgehog. Next we pay close attention as we have our lives saved by the insides doctor while crawling through "Hacks: The Appearance Of Mallory" by Joshua Hall. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com BuiredGems.podbean.com Patreon.com/BuriedGems

Guests: Toxic Gold: He has succeeded in finding his children. But another problem beset him, they were in love! Toxic was not ready to marry off his 23 year old twin daughters, so he sent them a mysterious boarding school in upstate NY. Little did he know it was a boarding school..... of romance! What's the most important part of school? Exactly finding a boyfriend! But there so many fish in the see what kind of net does a yokai use? Come see if Beni-chan can catch a boy in "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by pewternatural. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests:  Toxic Gold: He nearly flew into the sun when rising to fame as a soundcloud rapper. But fame changed him and he did not like the look. So he escaped to the simple farm life and felt content. However, a cephalopod (identity withheld for their safety) kidnapped his children. Now Toxic Gold must search every nook and cranny of Fort Gary Indiana to find them. He took a little break to join us today. Are you searching for love? Do all you friends seem to find it so easy? Are you a yokai spirit adopted by two 9-tail foxes attempting to become class president? YES YES and YES! Then you definetly relate to Benhimie in "Of Yokai and Hopeless Romantics" by pewternatural. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Seth: Was really excited about spoken word until he found out the bars are not made of chocolate. Sometimes life gives you lemons, and those lemons are overripe and essentially inedible. It's those days where you want to distract your hunger with some edgy poetry. So bring you lemon-less belly over here and dive into some internet poetry with us! Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Thomas: After almost burning up in the atmosphere upon re-entry, Thomas came to the revelation he might be coming in too hot. In an attempt to mediate the problem he has taken love as a philosophy to try and cool down. He has also tried wearing leather jackets and sunglasses inside. Charlie: I am so close to proving this guy is just a bunch of squirrels in a trench coat! While we were recording he attempted to open a beer, normal enough, but little claws NOT FINGERS opened the tab! Also he shed all over my new white leather couch! I am so closing to blowing the lid off this conspiracy they might make a Nut Job after me! Join us as we drink the the thick milkshake of HYPOCRISY in "Miracle Milkshakes" by WaspSt1ng. Next we will to try convince some protestants that they should totally bone brad and keef a little afterwards in "Teddy Bear Blues" by  Benders Breakfast. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Charlie: Charlie decided he wanted to be a teacher, but he had never gotten a degree (probably because he still hasn't proven he isn't squirrels in a trench coat) and so had trouble securing a position. Then he found Prager University. They hired him without even checking under his trench coat! He began teaching the masses until he realized that global warming was about to turn his Oak tree home into beach front property. While considering the amazing financial benefits of owning beach front property, he remembered he can't swim and is terrified of crabs!!!! So he stopped making unaccredited 5 minute videos for Dennis Prager so he can join us to today. Hyena: One time me an Hyena decided to be radical and watch some skateboarding. As we watched the 12 year old YouTube skateboards make us look like punks an old man burst into Hyena's apartment. "How dare they skate on public property the HEATHENS!" We were scared and not sure what to do. "Back in my day good kids didn't skizzy board or look at their phoney magoos!" The old man intensified until Hyena saved the day and turned on Fox News.  Soon the man was subdued and calmly watching. Eventually he died in the chair and now Hyena's apartment is rent controlled from the tragedy. Today we get political as we read the story "Twas the Day Before Easter" by Lance C. Then we do a good old dive into some Poetry! Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Thomas: We found him inside an Igloo brand Igloo. It was quite cozy and cold and we had a fun party. However it was very unsustainable and costly since we were it was situated in a Walmart parking lot in the middle of a summer heat wave. The EPA had to shut us down but those 2 weeks were pretty cool. Jacob: Says he is a good old american boy with a propeller hat and shorts, yet I have seen evidence to the contrary. I saw him sneaking around the Ohio hot dog convention administrative tents. He is a notorious hot dog hater and so I am still tailing his latest efforts. I have found nothing too incriminating, other the multiple violent crimes he commits against defenseless hot dogs behind the Krogers. Are spirits trying to talk to us? Well the best way to find out is contact them directly! We do exactly that as we read "Ouija" by annabethchase6. Next we have a fan story showing us the dark political future of the USA. Come join the revolution in "New Dawn" by Sassy Historian. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Warning: This episode does contain a fairly graphic sex scene. Guests: Thomas: Likes spending his Sunday afternoons at the airport. He edges on the pure misery of late travelers. Connor: Mount Saint Flustration is about to blow up and we will all run far away. But Connor is feeling quite curious so he just might stay! Will we finally be able to release our flustration?!?!?!?! Find out in part 6 of the GAYTALES saga! Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Thomas: Popularized the term "flame war" because his burns were so savage monks would self-immolate in protest. Connor: Was a secret member of Muse, but his comments were to amusing for Mr.Bellamy and he was quickly exported from the UK. Fred and Burbour are finally lovers, but how will they handle their new found emotions. Find out in the 5th installment of GAYTALES. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests Thomas: If you change one letter in his name and rearrange it you will get somebody who only likes half of Taco Bell's menu. Jacob: Used to maul drug addicts in Russia to make a living. He still does but it's just for fun now. Brett: I found him in a bamboo cage behind the abandoned Hasting's. I trained and fixed him up and he finally passed the Turing test by being on this podcast. Come join us as we revisit the lost story "Force of Nature" by Dakk Tribal. Also listen to us stumble onto the strangest case of plagiarism with "By The Book" by PickleGarden which is a carbon copy of "Gorilla Virus" by Gina Dellago. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com  

Vampires! They are everywhere! They surround me and they get all the cool girls. Why do good girls like bad vampires? Wells its because they are immortal but can die when they want to be dramatic.  God please let me be a vampire, a southern one at that. My life is pathetic and pale compared to the taut and tan vampire life of Talon Lumbus. Thats how I describe it, TTT: Taut Tan Talon. He supposed to have some brother named Seth or Sycthe or whatever who care we got taut homeboy Talon and his british bud Chris dies alot.  We lost track! We were supposed to talk about brothers! But Talon threw his brother aside and it frustrated us! So hear us out on our thoughts of "Lumbus Brothers" by Talon.

Guests: Stave, was bitten by a vamp kid and we just can bring ourselves to tell him that's just weird, and Hyena, such a shill for Topo Chico he is merely a cloud lightly carbonated mist.  We try to parse the complicated relationship of vampire brothers. What's even more complicated is the Vampire Canon provided in the "Lumbus Brothers" by Talon. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Stave, a brother to only himself he is desperately looking to adopt (must be able to backflip), and Hyena, the long forgotten brother of Stave (became estranged when he revealed he thought Wendy's was better than McDonald's (the SAVAGE)). This episode is all about Brothers. Brothers are everywhere, hell even sisters can be brothers. So in honor of Brothers we begin this series with the reading of "Brothers" by Callista Miralni. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com  

Guests: Seth, unsure if existence is dictated by Nixon or if Nixon dictates existence, and Hyena, has been wearing a Nixon mask for the last month in an attempt to steal Seth industries. Sierra is trying to make it big as a singer on this episode of "Sierra The Robot" by Typon Omega-1138 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Seth, essentially Nixon reborn, and Hyena, a man whose not a man. It was pretty clear in his name that he is not a man. Sierra meets her new siblings Kara and Bob. They are quite the handful and hijinks ensue in "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon-Omega 1138. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Charlie, was once a horse but stopped being one due to ethical conflicts with bullying, Seth, whose name rhymes with beth, preth, leth, and heth, and Thomas, who has assured me that transitive rhyming is merely witchcraft. Today we dive into the sphere of Roommate fiction. Our roommate experts provide analysis on the accuracy of roommate portrayal in : "Anubis Osiris and the Puppy" by Ronni and Ryna Black; "Roommates" by Draton; "Adrian" by mander6551; "My Roommate" by Nixie Ophelia. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Fair warning -  Lots of male genitalia jokes. (Does iTunes need this to be clean?) Guests: Seth, a man who has the strength of a robot, too bad its a Roomba, and Hyena, currently infiltrating the KGB so he can steal their recipe for Borscht. Sierra settles into her new life at the orphanage and discovers something dwelling deep inside her. See Sierra's emotional transformation in part 2 of "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon Omega-1138 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Seth, who doesn't believe that robots can fully understand love and therefore cheese, and Hyena, who told us that he was the Hyena drawn into the Lion King but decided to get reconstructive surgery so he wouldn't be tied to an indie movie. We take a look at the creation of a Pinnochio style AI who wants to be a real girl in "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon Omega-1138 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Guests: Alycia, convinced Trudeau to invade Detroit just to make Canada edgier, and Jacob, started the Cleveland river fire because he wanted to have an inner tube barbecue. We see a youtube channel become gripped by dread and horror in "Our World of Terror" by annabethchase6. Next we dive into the squirrel military to save some Orphans from Dinosaurs in "Zap the Squirrel" by GummyBear20. Please subscribe and give us a 5-star rating on iTunes! Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com

Our in house GAYTALES experts: Thomas, once saw a movie about a penguin and still doesn't believe in flightless birds, and Connor, a political activist who is trying to make the White House define penguins as citizenry. Burbor and Fred start to realize their feelings for each other in, the beginning of both a saga and a relationship, "Lovers" by GAYTALES. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com   Edited by: This episode was edited by Djmancawits AKA Sam Fritz LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/sam-fritz-449563169/   Piecing Pod: https://www.piecingpod.com/