Couch Surfers

We're Baaaack! It's 2020 new year, new podcast! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they get back into the motions of things, Fred sells off the best part of the year, Georgina tells us what questions people want the answers to, and Harry takes us on a trip to Japan!

Grab a quick selfie and push that march because this week’s episode is about influencers! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about Logan Paul being a flat farther, Fred brings up some tweets from influencers, Georgina rates the worst apology videos ever made, and Harry brings the most famous internet drama ever!

Catch that wave and hang ten because this week’s episode is all about the ocean! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about fish orgies that are possibly going to deafen dolphins, Fred rates the best sea creatures, Georgina throws hot crisps and hot facts about the ocean, and Harry shows off what weird names sea creatures get in other languages! 

God save the queen and put the kettle on because this week’s episode is all about England! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about American children becoming more British after watching Peppa Pig, Fred tests to see how well Georgina and Harry knows about British innovations, Georgina tells us about weird quirks that are exclusive to England, and Harry sees just how well Fred and Georgina know cockney rhyming slang!

Smell the flowers and tell your family you love them because this week we’re talking all about life! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about an elderly woman having a weirdly sexual 103rd birthday, Fred uses the latest in lie detector technology to find out what are everyone’s biggest lies, Georgina talks about ancient life, and Harry talks about the greatest achievements in human life!

Get ready to cut out sugar and count them calories because this week’s episode is about Diets! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about how eating placenta is not only gross but bad for you, Fred talks about celebrity diets, the Subway twitter gets asked a hard hitting question, Georgina finds some of the weirdest and most dangerous diets you can be on, and Harry tests Georgina and Fred ability to count nutritional information!

Pick a card, any card and don’t forget what card you chose because this week’s episode is about magic! Join Fred and Harry as they talk about a child who says he wields The One Ring, Fred discusses what the greatest magic trick ever performed was, Breaking Bad gets a confusing shoutout, and Harry shows off the magic of the fictional romance!

Type in that smiley face and try not send the eggplant to your parents because this week’s episode is about Emojis! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about Saudi Arabia’s first exposure to Western cinema, Georgina and Harry try and guess the most popular emojis, Georgina help decode what certain emojis are used in place of, and Harry challenges Fred and Georgina’s movie knowledge!

Take your meds and tell me about how it was better in your day because this week’s episode is all about the elderly! Join Georgina and Harry as they talk about an old ninja thief getting caught, Georgina lists off whites considered ‘old people cuisine’ , Georgina and Harry remember their missing their friend Fred, and Harry throws out some old times slang words!

Grab your euros and jump on the Eurorail because this week’s all about Europe! Join Fred and Harry as they talk about anti-vegetarian Italians, talk about just where British cities stood on Brexit, the guys discuss what they love about Georgina in her absence, and Harry talks about memes that the European Union don’t want you to see!

Put your masks on and rally that call because this week’s topic is superheroes! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about activists against potholes, Fred wants to know what the best superhero of all time is, shoutouts continue to be a success, Georgina shows off the worst superheroes that have ever been created, and Harry helps Fred and Georgina become the heroes they always meant to be!

You’re late, you’re late, you’re late for a very important date with this week’s episode which is all about time! Join Fred and Harry as they talk about a man trying to travel back in time, Fred sees how old certain web domains are, the guys ACTUALLY GET A TWITTER REPLY, and Harry tries to find Fred a new friend from history

Bang that gavel and look up that article because this week’s all about Law! Join Fred and Harry as they talk about a how Sweden is the town from footloose, Fred shows of the worse crimes that have ever happened in a fast food restaurant, ask a very important question to Cinnabon, talk about how much they miss Georgina, and Harry shows off the Great Mind™ of Bill Maher!

Grab those birdwatching binoculars and make sure you don’t eat the wrong coloured berry because this week’s all about nature! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about a drunken, lost tourist, Fred shows off the magical sounds of wildlife, Georgina exposes the most unnatural experiments to ever happen, and Harry shows just how in danger some species of animal are!

Stay tune for this break and dial the number at the bottom of the screen because this week’s topic is adverts! Join Fred and Harry as they talk about the misuse of Zack Braff’s image, Fred tries to find the best Advert Animals, the boys talks about how great Georgina is even when she’s missing, and Harry tries to describe popular advert mascots!

Ring that bell and get to class because this week’s topic is school! Join Georgina and Harry as they talk about Shakespeare taught through emojis, discuss what schools bans have happened around the world, look at Fred’s new twitter look, And Georgina goes back to school to play hangman!

Turn your amps up to eleven and scream into that mic because this week’s podcast is all about Rock! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk all about Punk Rock Porn, Fred brings back a fan favourite game, try once again to tweet out to a another twitter account, Georgina tells us what ex-rockstars are up to now, and Harry test how hard Fred and Georgina rock in the truest way: Trivia!

Collect your autographs and get weirdly protective on social media over complete strangers because this week’s about fandoms! Join Fred, Harry and Georgina as they look into Tony the Tiger’s experience with furries, do some investigation on what fandom’s the most popular, Georgina shows us the most creative fan-fictions on the internet, and Harry talks about fandom nicknames!

Spank that New Years Baby on the butt because this week’s episode is all about 2019! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about the end of the world, try and predict how the year’s going to turn out, Discuss how the biggest stories of 2019 will end up working out and try to figure out what famous pigs make what noise!

2018 is over and what's a better way to bring in the new year then thinking about last year! Join Fred and Harry as they look at some of their favourite bits, games, articles and discussions through out 2018!

Blow out them candles and make a wish because this week’s episode is all about Birthdays! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk all about unusual births, Georgina and Harry try their luck become Hallmark Cards Creators, Georgina reveals why it sucks being a December baby, and Harry talks about sixteen year old girls!

Wrap up warm or possibly grab your bikini because this week’s episode is all about Seasons! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about Woman with an overly protective mum, We find out just how well Georgina and Harry know the seasons of our favourite shows, The Colonel is contacted, Georgina shows what your birth season says about you, And Harry Ends it all by asking all about endings!

[REDACTED] your [REDACTED] and don’t tell no one because this week’s all about Censorship! Join Fred and Harry as they talk about Dairy Dilemmas, explore the raw, unfiltered poems of the modern Laureate, Discuss what they love about there dear friend Georgina, and see how well the people at Kidzbop clean up pop music!

Grab your senpai and tell them they’re an idiot because this week’s all about anime! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk dead penguins, Fred plays a game of fake life or fake death, A celebrity endorses the Couch Surfers, Georgina lists off her to-watch list, and Harry shows the more adult side of anime!

Submit your ballots and make your vote count because this week’s all about Politics! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about the Thai monarchy, Fred discusses celebrity endorsements, the guys shoutout Popchips, Georgina talks all about the weird habits of Dictators, and Harry tries to get Fred and Georgina some dates!

Grab your tricks and pull your tricks because this week’s topic is halloween! Join Georgina and Harry as they talk about spectre sex shaming, discuss horrifying inconsistencies in in terrifying movies, we pay respects to our dear, dear friend, and we go around the world finding the scariest of locations.

Slide in those DM’s and jump on the latest hashtag because this week we’re talking about Social Media! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about Creepy Cameraman, Fred brings the podcast back to it’s Grimy roots, Georgina takes us through the The A-listers of MySpace, And Harry sees how woke Fred and Georgina are!

Slide in those DM’s and jump on the latest hashtag because this week we’re talking about Social Media! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about Creepy Cameraman, Fred brings the podcast back to it’s Grimy® roots, Georgina takes us through the The A-listers of MySpace, And Harry sees how woke Fred and Georgina are!

Smell like teen spirit and feed you tamagotchi because this week’s episode is all about 90’s! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about what’s really classifies as art, decides what the greatest 90’s film is, they talk to our “sponsor”, have a look at adverts that wouldn’t last a day on modern TV, Fred and Georgina find out just how powerful Matt Groening’s mind is!

Spam those emotes in the chat because this week’s topic is Streaming! Join Fred and Harry as they talk all about a British Bee lover, Guess the what people are watching on Twitch and Discuss streaming culture, Fred and Harry pay their loving respects to their missing friend, and find out all about YouTube Drama!

Follow the right hashtags and keep up with the kids because this week’s episode is all about trending! Join Fred and Harry as they talk about sexy dragon lizards, find out what Google Trends is all about, we remember the good times with our good friend Georgina Revell, find out what Google Trend is all about… again, and Fred leaves the episode on a cliff hanger!

You better copy and slightly edit a picture/video that's been posted on twitter a couple dozen times because this week’s all about memes! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about Harry Potter, Fred wants to know how well Georgina and Harry know their memes, Georgina takes the boys on a trip down meme-ory lane, and Harry turns Fred and Georgina into sweatshop workers!

Put on your best dress and trim that body hair because this week’s episode is all about Beauty Join Fred, Georgina and Harry ask they talk about false zebras, Rate celebs on their looks, Fred and Harry make each up as traditional, 18th century entertainers, and we find out who deserves the title of Mr or Miss Couch Surfer!

Sleep with a knife under your pillow and remember to get rid of the body because this week’s episode is all about Murder! Join Georgina and Harry as they talk about Taggart for way too long, discuss misinformed murderer mourners, test how much of a psychopath they are, The third saga of Shoutouts begins, and Georgina encounters a infamous puzzle that may end in her death!

Pull up your pants on the colorful elevator to your apartment because this week’s all about America! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about rodent chums with roasted coffee, test their knowledge on American cinema, send money to a strange woman from Bangladesh on Twitter, Georgina teaches Fred and Harry American expressions, and Fred and Georgina test their legal knowledge!

Come on y’all, it’s Ass Week! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about pigeon posteriors, Tweeting Tukhuses, Paying people to promote podcasts, Georgina tells us why straight guys like sexy glutes, and Harry takes a gawk at historical haunches

Clock in on the time sheet and send me those TPS reports because this weeks episode is all about Work! Join Fred and Harry as they talk about having to listen to Jazz Fusion over and over, Fred and Harry try and find the biggest income, a decision has to be made, and Fred has to put himself in the mind of an online film reviewer!

Reveal your deepest secrets and take yourself on a never-ending story because this week’s episode is all about Fantasy! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about a dude dongle destroying his dreams, talk about their favourite race in a not bigoted way, Georgina tells tales of frightening fake friends, and the guys look for a new member of the Couch Surfers team™!

Get your cootie shot and ask your dad what’s happening in your trousers because this week’s episode is about girls! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they discuss successful young women, Georgina dominates Harry in a battle of wits and Girl band knowledge, Fred and Harry try and find their joint secret crush, and an anonymous surfer tries to get Fred and Georgina some historical hook-ups.

Slap on some neon and tell Thatcher to suck one because this week is all about 80’s! Join Fred and Harry as they talk about being eighty and surrounded by arseholes, Fred takes on a trip to the movies to find out who rules supreme, and the guys find out how many rising stars ended up crashing.

Hoist your flags and puff out your chest because this week’s episode is about Pride! Join Georgina and Harry as they discuss accidental racism, understand how England is run, try and understand how it feels for musicians to feel pride, and Harry asks a very important question that he simply must know.

Pack your bags and grab your passport because the Couch Surfers are talking about Travel! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as the talk about how bad Hitler really was, test our Year 9 Geography though the power of music, finally say goodbye to a dear friend, talk about terrible tourists traits, and go flying around the world trying to find the infamous Aron “Ass Thief” San Francisco!

Remember my name and tell me I’m gonna live forever because this week’s episode is all about Fame! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about a previous guest on the podcast, try their luck at proving their knowledge of pop music through the ages, talk about famous freak-outs and foolishness, and try to guess what great philosophical wisdoms that have or have not been said.

Tighten up your tie and eat your greens because this week we’re talking about Adulthood! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they find out about made-up web lingo, find out how many of your friends online are actually sexual harassers, talk about a nice, wine lady on twitter, figure out when on truly becomes a man/wo-man, and Fred lets us know what he sees when he looks at his reflection.

Call Adam Savage and that guy who hates Adam Savage over because this week's episode is all about Myths! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they discuss a questionable Sasquatch seduction spray, bust some old wives tales, explain what happened to last week's episode, talk about untruths, and find out what really happens around the world.

Wave to your people and let them eat cake because this week’s episode is all about Royalty! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about a royal romping, try and understand the words of musical fame, let the king of all biscuits know how we feel about them, Georgina fills us in on how fragile her peasant body is and talks about the grandest of queens, and Harry tries to expose the royals for the sex-crazed adulterers that they are!

Baby-proof your house and turn on those parental controls to the max, because this week’s topic is children! Join Georgina and Harry as they talk about how much they hate Kevins, talk to very loud babies, find out where the child actors are now, a surprise guest calls in, have a conversation about contraception, attempt to sing over poor quality instrumental, and Georgina has to test knowledge of how the vowels work!

don't touch that dial because this week’s episode all about T.V! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about killer kids that love cartoons, Georgina and Harry try their best to emulate the voices of their youth, the people of Eurovision get a friendly greeting, Fred and Harry have to use their awful memory, and Fred and Georgina find out how well they know each others tastes.

Fix you monocle in place and lement about the fall of Rome because this week is all about culture! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they talk about contraception consumption, Georgina and Harry try and fail at doing accents, get in contact the UK’s No. 1 mayo slinger, Georgina tells us what our parents were doing when they are youngsters, and Fred and Georgina go head-to-head in the trendiest of games.

Start popping those pills and make sure that you’ve had your five a day because this week’s topic is Health! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they meet a very special guest, find the benefits from yelling during sex, Georgina and Harry have to make the Sophie’s Choice ™, they fire off a quick tweet, Georgina tells us about all the trendy diets the celebs are doing, and tensions rise as everyone has to figure out who is patient zero.

Get in your PJ’s and get ready to do each other’s makeup, because this week’s topic is Boys! Join Fred, Georgina and Harry as they sip on cocktails, talk about how sexy porpoises can be, have they’re boy band knowledge put to the test, Talk about what boys like and what boys need, make some phone calls to find the perfect boy, and try to not get catfished by some tweens.