Dave And Gary's Podcast

It is at this point that we say a heartfelt goodbye to everyone. This is our last episode and we take a few minutes to just look back at the 2 years that we've been doing this.   Thank you all for listening!

Don't do it Miranda!

Amortize - such a boring word that we try to make into a really cool game idea and I think we nailed it :).We're now much more comfortable in the new format where we let the gods of chaos dictate what we talk about. We're aiming for more precise shows that just "Get 'er Done". :D. Please let us know what you think of the new format.Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned!If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.You can also find us on:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcastTwitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

Someone's Microphone is a little too hot.  

Skosh… Just a little word which we turn into a pretty big story involving a giant world war.  Leave it to us turn something so small into something so big.We're now much more comfortable in the new format where we let the gods of chaos dictate what we talk about. We're aiming for more precise shows that just "Get 'er Done". :D. Please let us know what you think of the new format.Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned!If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.You can also find us on:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcastTwitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

This time we take a break from the random word generator to talk about our gaming sessions.  We're heading back to the world of Noth to see how the gaming has been going there.Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned!If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.You can also find us on:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcastTwitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

This time Google picked our random work to be Tintinnabulation.  It's a heck of a word and so we try to come up with a heck of a story for it.  Did we succeed?  You tell us :D.We're now much more comfortable in the new format where we let the gods of chaos dictate what we talk about. We're aiming for more precise shows that just "Get 'er Done". :D. Please let us know what you think of the new format.Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned!If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.You can also find us on:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcastTwitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

Ever have one of those days that just don't go right?  Yeah.. so do we.  This is a short of us trying - and failing - to get things going.Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned!If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.You can also find us on:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcastTwitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

This time Google picked our random work to be Antediluvian.  So you thought unicorns and The Drow right off the bat, right?  Good - so did we :D.We're now much more comfortable in the new format where we let the gods of chaos dictate what we talk about. We're aiming for more precise shows that just "Get 'er Done". :D. Please let us know what you think of the new format.Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned!If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.You can also find us on:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcastTwitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

This time Google picked our random work to be Captious.  Captious, of course, brought to mind petty vampires and from there we looked for all kinds of problems to cause/solve :).We're now much more comfortable in the new format where we let the gods of chaos dictate what we talk about. We're aiming for more precise shows that just "Get 'er Done". :D. Please let us know what you think of the new format.Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned!If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.You can also find us on:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcastTwitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

This time Google picked our random work to be Greenback - Yup... Money Money Money.  When you think of money what do you think of?  Us - well Cosmic Horror, of course. We're now much more comfortable in the new format where we let the gods of chaos dictate what we talk about. We're aiming for more precise shows that just "Get 'er Done". :D. Please let us know what you think of the new format. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

In this episode we let Google pick our word and the word comes up at Farceur.  We use this to draft a game idea where we're all taken into a Gothic Horror situation where we have to convince a starship captain that she's no longer who she thinks she is and if we fail the great old one will awaken and eat the universe.  Sounds fun, no?  We're now much more comfortable in the new format where we let the gods of chaos dictate what we talk about. We're aiming for more precise shows that just "Get 'er Done". :D. Please let us know what you think of the new format. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

It's our 50th episode so we've decided it's due time to talk about rebooting things.  Now now don't get too excited - we're talking about rebooting Niisii - not the podcast.  You're not getting that lucky. We'll be back next time with our "Hey Google" format. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

This episode may remind you of something...  :D. We're now much more comfortable in the new format where we let the gods of chaos dictate what we talk about. We're aiming for more precise shows that just "Get 'er Done". :D. Please let us know what you think of the new format. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

Whether you knew it as a hashtag, pound sign or an octothorpe it no long matters - it's now a dinosaur call sign :).This is the 2nd episode of the new format where we let the gods of chaos dictate what we talk about. We're aiming for more precise shows that just "Get 'er Done". :D. Please let us know what you think of the new format.Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned!If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.You can also find us on:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcastTwitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

It sounds far dirtier than it really is.... promise :D.This is the first episode of the new format where we let the gods of chaos dictate what we talk about.  We're aiming for more precise shows that just "Get 'er Done". :D.  Please let us know what you think of the new format.Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned!If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.You can also find us on:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcastTwitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

We all use them, but are they needed? Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

A whole episode on world building.  Matt, Miranda and John talk about their new campaign world: Noth.   Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

We are talking about the untalkable; waste. But its really about the broader topic of reality in settings but it sounds edger to say shit a lot. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Dang it...  why does zombie-ism have to be so contagious?  Now what are we going to do?Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned!If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.You can also find us on:Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcastTwitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

Shhh all you young whippersnappers and listen to what the elders have to say. Please note:  We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details.   You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast   Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

Poetry, Prose, Songs... how do you use these things in your game? This episode we talk about some ideas on how we might use them in our games and story ideas. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

When a mispeak becomes a living breathing monster. It's either cute or terrifying - you decide. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

This episode we talk about what could be very useful or very mundane... you decide. Either way the tiny teacup ram is a keeper! Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

EPISODE SUMMARY The best four days in gaming for 2019 has come and gone and on this short episode we fan girl the convention and talk about some of the stuff we did. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast

When you come to the table, what is your responsibility? We don't mean DM vs Player. We are talking about how do we make a fun gaming experience for everyone. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

We are exhausted, our feet hurt but we are having a blast!

We are going to GENCON. This was recorded live this morning on our way to GenCon. If you see us there (look for the t-shirts) and say hi, play a game of Behind the Screen, and maybe get a free gift.

We're blaming Hunter for this one. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Pulling a weapon is not always the best answer. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

All aboard! Tonight we are looking at what trains railroad us in to. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Let's get in, get out and just focus on games where time is of the essence. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

It was bound to happen. Miranda picked our hell, our harbinger of death, our dark damnation and... its a corgi. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Sometimes you just need stupid

Love them, hate them, we all have them. Parents. But we have to ask... why are you all killing them off so quick in D&D? Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

We joke about time traveling often, but tonight we talk a little about a D&D creature that does this. Its sphinx time baby! With just a touch of the hounds of tindalos for good measure. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

It is nice to see that someone else notices that we are experts in being classless. Tonight we talk about homebrew rules for D&D 5e. But don't fear... we get off topic and hit other systems as well. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

We getting funky on this one. From 40k to backed up storm giant sewers. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Another listener request. This time we talk about furries as well as how we deal with animal based character races. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

OK, OK, OK, we'll get back to torturing each other. Sorry Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Something foul is about at the Drunken Starfish. A cold morning brings strangers, storms and murder. Under the worse hurricane Acomb has ever seen, the group has their handful running the bar, managing unruly guests and a solving a murder.

It is time for a story. The gang comes up with a movie this time around a unicorn. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Kelemor is one of the countless minor gods in the world Niisii. In this vignette we get a description of the god from one of their followers.

Snakes, weasels and cave men... sounds like life on the internet but its really just the latest episode of our little podcast. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Its a new year and we already have egg on our face. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Who are we? Just ... nobodies really. You approach us, we say our lines and then we walk off the stage and are forgotten. But we really don't think that's right. Tonight the hosts stand up for the Non-Player Characters! Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Just get this over with so we can go PARTY. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Feel like a fight? Good! So do we. Tonight we look at fighters. Sure, we focus on 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons but the concepts work for almost every game. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Don't you ever just wish that the hosts would shut up for a moment? Yeah, some wishes just refuse to come true. Tonight the hosts talk about how to use the Wish spell in D&D (or other games) and what happened to their homebrew world when a few players got their hands on a couple of items that granted wishes. Please note: We are unscripted. We ramble. We get off topic. We are rude. We are often off color and we laugh loudly... a lot. You've been warned! If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter https://twitter.com/davegarypodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

It's the middle of the night again and so the hosts of Dave and Gary are up and playing some D&D. This time it's Miranda who's telling the story so it's surely to have bunches of fairies in it, right? If your podcast catcher of choice doesn't show the full show notes head to http://www.daveandgary.com for all the details. You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter @DaveGaryPodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast

Magic users are magic users, right? Um.. guess not. In this episode the hosts talk about Scorers and what they are as well as ways to play them and during their chatter they also come up with a couple new types of Scorers (in the hopes of making them not suck as much). You can also find us on: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/DaveGaryPodcast Twitter @DaveGaryPodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DaveGaryPodcast Here, let me Google that for you... NOPE! I'm done googling things for you... Google your own shit from now on! From our sponsors: A Coupon Code just for our listeners. Now through Christmas 2018 use COUPON CODE "DAVEANDGARY" for 10% off! http://playfulgeeks.com (this will re-direct you to their Etsy Store where they sell all kinds of Geeky toys).