Dungeons & Dipshits

In our last episode for 2021, Brim wakes up, Betty practices her own particular brand of medicine, Peregrin eats ice-cream and Tony fades in and out   All the best for the New Year period! We'll see you all soon.

In this officially non-canon episode, Blake, Zac, Michael and Myghal talk bollocks for an hour. Listen! Or don't. We're not your dads.

Peregrin and the Herald of Death have a little chat.....

Brim escapes from Monty's hoard, where is he going? Tony follows and an altercation ensues. Betty and Perry are left in the dark. Monty goes to the pub.

Our brave heroes spend more quality time with Monty. Humboldt is called away, Edith shows up and is mean. Betty looks for a book, Tony makes a friend, Peregrin gets stuck in and Brim has a breakdown

V.O.T.R learn more of Morning Light Mountain, their unexpected benefactor. Betty throws a snake, Brim battles internally, Peregrin gets mad, Tony comes up with a theory.  

Life, the Universe, and Everything. That's definitely not what is contained here. Sorry about that, but you should expect that from us by now. Betty is called away, but Peregrin, Tony and Brim descend into darkness. Brim casts Eldritch Blast......

In our halloween special, guest DM Blake takes us on an adventure down the East Coast of New Zealand to do battle with an ancient evil! Featuring Gareth Ward of Kiwis & Dragons as Fredolas Jhones, Michael Bache as Dusty, Zac Russell as Rudy Too and Nadia Sydenham as Gretchen! Fish guts, Taniwha, Ford badges and ill-conceived traps await!   Check out Kiwis & Dragons on Podbean, or wherever else you get your podcasts! http://kiwisanddragons.co.nz/

V.O.T.R encounter the undead inside the Mummy' Lords' tomb. Revelations abound, the Heralds show their faces and Tony discusses a mayonnaise water cooler

V.O.T.R enter the tomb of the Mummy Lord, confronting an old companion.   Tony makes an enemy, Brim offers support, Betty is tricked and Peregrin makes a plea

Witnessing what Tony has wrought at Selak, V.O.T.R leap to the assistance of the city.   Tony feels guilt, Betty banishes, Peregrin learns to fly, Brim covers some tracks and an old friend makes an appearance

And we are back with our regularly scheduled programming. Did you like our special adventure with Improverished? No? Well, you're shit out of luck. It happened. Deal with it. Apologies for the relatively poor audio quality on this episode. We had to do it over Discord due to lockdown. Things ought to be back to normal in a few weeks. The members of V.O.T.R catch a much-needed breather on the Atlanta Rose, before a fateful call that could change everything. Brim acts as a waiter. Peregrin goes pantsless, Betty questions a construct and Tony gets fancy

Part 3 and the finale of our special sessions with Improverished! With the Running of the Dwarven Screaming Birds close at hand, what will Dag, Anakis and Milfred do with the knowledge they gained? Will they confront Graham Keeper and Stevil? Will they die in the race? Will we ever learn what happened with the bread golem? Tune in and find out!   Anakis does some broom handywork, Dag gets big and Milf shares his words of wisdom.   A huge thank you to Celina, Rebecca and Jed. Check out Improverished on Facebook and give them a like, or even better, go and see one of their shows! They are so great. https://www.facebook.com/ImproverishedAotearoa/

Part 2 of our special adventure in Ellisal with the crew from Improverished!   Anakis has a sleepless night. Dag flips out and Milf gets spidery

Special guests Jed, Celina and Rebecca from Improverished join us for a lockdown bonanza! Join Anakis, Milfred, and.......Sigh...Daggerfist Firefist, as they navigate the city of Ellisal for the bi-annual Running of the Dwarven Screaming Birds. Surely nothing can go wrong here!   Anakis bribes an immigration officer, Daggerfist buys some kumara and Milfred struggles under the weight of said kumara.

A day late, yeah, yeah, I know. So sue me. In this week's episode, Brim has a revelation. Betty takes instruction, Tony wears his undies and Peregrin takes a chance.

We're back! Thanks for your patience. We promise we won't leave you hanging for this long again. But one of those special promises, like your step-dad makes when he promises to take you bowling on your birthday, but then your birthday comes and instead of taking you bowling, he's passed out drunk on the couch. Where was I going with this? Anyway. Brim practices his aerobatics, Tony makes a greasy rope, Betty uses her wits and Perry loads the torpedoes.

Airships! Mayonnaise! Pirates! This episode has it all!   Brim puts it into Manual, Peregrin starts the engines, Betty finds snacks and Tony finds a new love.

First off, we announce the WINNAR of our competition! Who is it? What do they smell like? Do they have an above-average number of limbs? Thanks heaps fo everyone who entered. To the winner, we will be in touch soon, and to the runners-up, we will also be in touch with a consolation prize! Freed from the clutches of Mal and Val, our erstwhile heroes encounter the airship Atlanta Rose. What secrets could this flying behemoth possibly contain? Tony takes a tumble, Betty makes a snake-plate, Peregrin takes a beating and Brim causes a kerfuffle

Our heroes take one final look around  Mal & Val's Totally Fuckin' Awesome Rad Fun Time Special Park Zone Event Center Conference Facility & Day Spa and present their report to Mal & Val. But there's dark shapes on the horizon...   Betty operates the brakes, Peregrin looks like a kitty cat, Tony gives bad news and Brim has a revelation.

Still deeply entrenched in Mal & Val's Totally Fuckin' Awesome Rad Fun Time Special Park Zone Event Center Conference Facility & Day Spa, our heroes continue to stumble around aimlessly, blown by the winds of fate!   Betty performs a ritual, Brim buys candyfloss, Peregrin rides the teacups and Tony glows

Mal & Val have tracked Peregrin down once more to call in their favour. Our heroes head to Mal & Val's Totally Fuckin' Awesome Rad Fun Time Special Park Zone Event Center Conference Facility & Day Spa. What depravity could be contained within?   Betty ruminates on taxidermy, Peregrin goes on a bouncy castle, Brim almost rides a carousel and Tony has a bit of an accident...

Arriving at the glorious city of Selak, our favourite adventurers head to Eastfield for some retail therapy.   Brim buys whiskey, Betty meets a Rabbitfolk, Perry helps a stranger and Tony makes a trade

The Raven Queen has been thwarted, Ground Zero recovered and our heroes take a well-deserved rest, before heading out to run errands.   Brim casts Fireball. Betty shows her carpentry skills, Peregrin has mayonnaise difficulties and Tony founds an empire.

Brim has fallen.   Now what?

Who does the Raven Queen think she is? Marching in and terrorising The Venarian Order.   Something must be done.   Betty, Tony and Peregrin head to The Terminal to sort this whole thing out.

We couldn't figure out what to put in this blurb! It's hard coming up with this shit week after week. So. Hurby durbly doobie doo.  After making a new friend in Tony Spark, Perry and Betty continue to plumb the depths of Ground Zero to see if they can make any headway.   Perry gets attacked by tentacles. Tony makes a mistake and Betty summons Sandy.

Fresh from some crab stomping, our heroes of Venarian Order Team R, sans everyone's favourite Warlock encounter the mysterious File 14 in Severance's office. What secrets could this golden file repository hold? Listen and you might find out!   Perry discovers honey, Betty asks for a reward and Tony gets told off.

Black eyes and a bad attitude, something is REALLY wrong with Brim. Peregrin and Betty encounter another member of the Venarian Order and go a-stompin!   Betty causes and then heals a wound. Peregrin confronts Brim. Tony grows up.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. You don't even read this, do you? I can just lie to you. In this episode, guest star Matt Mercer takes over as DM, then decides that he isn't good enough for us and leaves before recording starts.   Perry gets a new toy, Betty makes an impression. Something's wrong with Brim.....

Plans are made for Peregrin's retreival from the crashed airship "Rosibella" to return him to Unnbrigar for the Votar.   Betty and Brim undertake some construction work, Peregrin makes a promise to Hugh.

Awakening from a night of revelry, Betty and Brim discover Peregrin is missing.   Betty recovers her book, Brim makes some enquiries.   Peregrin learns the truth.

New friends! Our Brim and Peregrin meet the towering personality that is Betty Redburro, Cleric of Silgra. What kind of mischief can they get up to in Unnbrigar? Let's find out!   Betty gets a book, Brim loses his money and Peregrin makes a fashion compromise.

How will Betty fare at the Skybreaker games? I have a feeling it's going to be an interesting tournament.

Come and meet our newest Dipshit, Nadia Sydenham and her amazing character; Betty Redburro, Dwarven Cleric of Silgra.   Who am she? Where from? What do? And Why?  

Accepting Mayor Muzbad's quest brings a whole new set of challenges to our trio. How the hell are they meant to make Bloatspire an attractive tourist destination?

Thanks os much for bearing with us the last few weeks, we really appreciate your understanding. Things will be back to normal soon, we promise. Bloatspire. City of the Goblins. What treasures could be found in this.....wonderland? Join Jhertid, the Lizardfolk Trickster Cleric, Shanaenae, the Human Monk and Lazaro, the Elven Artificer and guest DM Mock Markridge to see what happens!

Hello, friends. We're working through a couple of things here at Dungeons & Dipshits headquarters, so I'm sorry, there's no episode this week. What we do have, however, is a group of New Zealand podcast and stream DMs talking about DMing. There's some great stuff in here.

Panting and sweaty from their montage, our heroes make their way to the Orcish capital of Unnbrigar, deep in the searing desert of the High Mesa.   Biijou encounters Severance, Brim learns some cultural sensitivity and Peregrin has a family moment.

Our heroes get some training and have a bit of a scrap. A discovery is made.   Peregrin ruins a jacket, Brim learns some new skills and Biijou gets a new toy.

The battle is over. Not won, but over. Our heroes return to the Venarian Order to get some well-deserved rest, and some even more well-deserved answers.   Brim meets a monkey, Peregrin makes a plan, Valerie demands answers and Biijou recovers.

The final confrontation with Bart Ender. Our heroes makes a choice. Is it the right one? Only time will tell.   Biijou hurts a friend. Valerie takes a life, Peregrin weeps and Brim is also there.

The final showdown with Bart the hive-mind looms close and time is of the essence. All Brim, Val, Perry and Biijou have to do is take a lift down a few floors so they can confront him once and for all; and end the madness that plagues Tolmar's fledgling fast food industry. A simple task for our tasty adventurers. Surely all they are going to do is get in the lift and then take care of this. Right? ..........Guys?   Brim gets straightened out, Valerie and Biijou make some new friends and Perry hunts for snacks.  

Who knew that fighting on airships was dangerous? Crazy, right? Our heroes get a step closer to finally getting some answers to their questions. The glistening stoneglass spires of Halldrin await on the horizon. What might they find in the largest city in the world?   Valerie splurges at Fantasy Duty Free, Peregrin assaults a maid, Brim makes a decision and Biijou shows another side.   Music attributions Almost New by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3353-almost-new License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Local Forecast - Slower by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3988-local-forecast---slower License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Unnatural Situation by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4567-unnatural-situation License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ A Singular Perversion by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3334-a-singular-perversion License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Seriously. All they had to do was go and look around at some restaurants. It didn't have to be this hard, people! Our heroes make a hasty getaway from High Wold and head for Halldrin, capital city of Tolmar. Peregrin meets family, Valerie gets a new book (and a new look), Biijou explodes a head and Brim takes a tumble. Again. Music attributions Clash Defiant by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3510-clash-defiant License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ The Empire by Alexander Nakarada (Valerie's Theme) Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4908-the-empire License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Ambiences by Michaël Ghelfi  https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi

After consuming our bodyweights in chocolate, pavlova and Bailey's we are back witha brand new episode! Happy 2021 everybody! I hope everyone had an excellent Davebirth and New Year. Next on the THPD task list is the Woldholme Waystation in High Wold. Whatever happens, I promise there are no ghosts. Valerie has difficulty sleeping, Biijou gets a bribe, Peregrin panics and Brim causes a kerfuffle.

Fresh from their.......success.... in Sothhard, our heroes take a bit of a detour on the way to High Wold. A beach episode this early in a series, and at night? Sure! Why the fuck not....Makes as much sense as the rest of this stupid podcast. Peregrin explores his feelings, Brim and Valerie share a magical moment, Biijou attempts to rinse the tears from his clothes.   Music attributions Ambiences from Michael Ghelfi https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi The Empire by Alexander Nakarada (Valerie's Theme) Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4908-the-empire License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Barts' - I'm Thoroughly Enjoying It. What a weird ass place. What kind of terrible breaches of the Health Act will our heroes find? Will Stephanie ever take out the rubbish? What is in the Bart Burger and Bart Shake?   Valerie ventures into a cellar, Brim gets ejected, Peregrin has a meal and Biijou is used as a handkerchief.   Music attributions Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi Unnatural Situation by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4567-unnatural-situation License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ A Singular Perversion by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3334-a-singular-perversion License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  

Our heroes reach a new perspective. What will they see from up there? Sothhard and their first mission for the Order awaits! All they have to do is pretend to be health inspectors. How hard can it be?   Brim has a tumble, Peregrin struggles on the playground, Valerie looks over the edge and Biijou gives a massage.   Ambiences by Michaël Ghelfi  https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi

Fresh from the onslaught of meeting members of the Venarian Order, our heroes have a refreshing breakfast before being sent on their first official mission!   Valerie discovers a new fascination, Biijou tells the truth, Peregrin finds his clothes and Brim has a meeting.