Head-ON With Bob Kincaid

Turns out that "No" voter Clay Higgins, a dirty cop with a filthy past, has a past even filthier than we knew. J6er busted after trying to buy the silence of a little boy he allegedly sexually abused. Sex trafficking goes hand-in-disgusting-hand with child marriage, sometimes even requring the signature of a judge. One such judge is under indictment for possession of CSAM . . . of course. Nazi MAGAT declares the GOP has a Nazi problem. Now to Hank in the weather center. Hank, is rain wet? 

Re-upload. What a day was Tuesday!

A surefire, bona fide whole-program filiroxster! Life at the Miller household must be a real delight, what with both parents being notorious scream queens. Bovine Greg quotes from Charlotte's web, gets called out by E.B. White's granddaughter. Heat's building up under Lindsey Hooligan and JoJo "John Mitchell" Blondie. Jehosaphat gets permission for some permissive performative outrage. Nitwit Nero plays eleventy-dimensional chess with the Epstein files. 

Dear God, they were right. The Epstein files really ARE much worse than the MAGATS dared fear. And it's funny and disgusting, made the moreso by your 'umble 'ostess's radio portrayal of that magic moment. 

Despite feeling like ick, your 'umble 'ostess crawled in behind the mic for three hours of stellar, independent radio. And now I need a shower. Those Epstein emails get worse and worse and worse. Dribble, dribble, dribble. Guess who came to dinner with DonOLD on Thanksgiving, 2017? Yup! Itttttttt's JEFFREY! Nitwit Nero may never do another press conference again. Oh, and the CHILD that Matt Gaetz paid to sexually abuse has come forward. Do the honorable thing, Matt. And I don't mean marry her. Lindsey Hooligan gets exposed in Federal Court. The Hon Cameron Currie doesn't appear to be amused. 

Sorry for the early (and abrupt) end. Got hit with a nasty wave of nausea mid-program. 

Dulce et derpcorum est, as far as Nitwit Nero is concerned. That dirty, old dotard couldn't get past the first three words of "God Bless America" during the ceremony today at Arlington. But he did dance a little, minus the hand job, er, jive. Mullah Moses Mike prepares to call the inmates back to Bedlam to put the wood to America. Senate "clean" CR has a half-million dollar giveaway for seven senators. 

Deconstructing the monumental betrayal by eight senate dems in the dark and still of a frigid Sunday night. So pathetic and vile on every level imaginable. They did it entirely for themselves. For once, there's no cogent argument for why they did. It was nothing but the most naked and craven kind of cowardice and calculation. 

Friday and your 'umble 'ostess is riding out some crud, but the zeitgeist waits for no bug. Nitwit Nero jets away (on our damned dime) to MAGA-Loco, where "the World waits" (will anyone besides me get that?) to see if he can actually walk from the golf cart to the green, or if he can even play at all. JimmiDick Bowman lets it slip that he ditched ConLaw 1. In the meantime, his vulgar pettifoggers toddle off to SCOTUS to demand the right to starve children. "America First," y'all! Oh, and another MAGAT turns out to be a total kinkster (no shame!) except for the hypocrisy! Happy weekend, y'all. 

Your 'umble 'ostess is under yon weather, hence the shortened program. Still, we packed in SCOTUS corruption, ICE perjury, and a health crisis (no, not that one) in the Oval Office.

Fascist MAGATS turn cannibal the day after they got plum whooped. Wail harder. Nitwit Nero doesn't know why he had an MRI. Dementia patients often don't. 

Sorry about yesterday. The Plebs speak for themselves today. I'm a tad distracted. I have a new granddaughter.

Boo! Stay safe out there. We're living in spooky times, and not in a fun way. 

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Nitwit Nero cans the panel that advises on monuments in DC. Because of course. MAGAT scum goes before the Court and gets a reading of the Riot Act: Rope-->Self-->Hang. MAGATS prove that Mark Twain will always be relevant. MAGAT NJ Congresscreep thumbs his nose at Mullah Moses Mike, not that he's paying attention, nudge-nudge, wink-wink. WV's pill-rolling governor asks already hungry West Virginians to contribute to his food bank scam. We're in the deepest funding hole ever, and I more than understand. If you can help, though, this is the time: https://HeadOn.Live

I love y'all! From then to now.  

We've reached the starve-them-into-submission portion of Cankles Caligula's evil plot. SNAP runs out in eight days and the USDA is bragging about making people go hungry. OTOH, Nitwit Nero's Argentine bribe money would feed hungry American bellies. Illinois Secretary of State opens an investigation into the ICE filth violating vehicular law. AG Letitia James of NY opens a tip line for people to report crimes by the ICE filth. Michelle Wolfe releases a devastating parody of the losers who signed up with ICE. 

TW: the whole program sorted itself into sex trafficking, assault, and abuse . . . IN THE NAME OF JESUS!.  

ICE goons are attacking disabled people now. They've also become a menace on the highway. Nitwit Nero is a menace to the Republic, but we knew that. Still, it will be so sweet when we eventually level that tacky-ass, grift-laden ballroom as the centerpiece of Cankles Caligula's damnatio memoriae. In other quarters, Rep-elect Grijalva and the AG of AZ sue Mullah Moses Mike to compel him to swear in the Representative. 

"Weird" Covers a lot of turf.  That miserable, insecure, filthy, perverted bastard is tearing down the White House. Damnatio Memoriae.

The Porch extends! 

Re-uploading. It didn't go up last night. My apologies. 

This timeline . . . nothing can satisfy the Beast. He gets the Time cover he craves, then proceeds to whine about it. Oh, and that's kinda scary prophesy-wise. He's already recovered from the wound in his head.  Have we ever had an individual in the White House less suited to it? So much work to be done . . . 

Always: this timeline stinks. This "Witness to History" business is fo' REAL,

She has a Wh0Le keYBOarD now. heaven help us all.  Sometimes, I feel like this (and every other progressive broadcast) should re-name ourselves "The (insert name here) Anti-Fascism Report. It's where we are.  P.S. ICE trash are assaulting journalists. Hey, MAGATS! Is it fascism yet?  

Hairless Heydrich gives the game away. MAGAT senators approve murder on the High Seas. The Password is: "yardarm". All that and more in three hours of live, uncensored, fearless broadcasting that has ever been here, but seldom elsewhere.

whooping  cough apparently makes    murkkka  great  again. magat  county gets   their hospital closed.  

jojo blondi, your liph is calling. 

sorry. 'while my keyboard gently weeps.' -e.e. cummings style

Connectivity issues. I hope it didn't come through in the podcast. MAGATS are sooooo easily triggered. Secretary Goat-killer gets turned away from the Broadville, IL P.D. Good for them. Nitwit Nero murders again.   

Late to mic. 

Nitwit Nero gets his shutdown. Is there any starch in the Democrats' spine? I guess we'll find out. Does Mullah Moses Mikey have a Grindr profile? One guy says he does and claims to have receipts. JB Pritzker thinks Dimwit Domitian has dementia. 

Fat Man and Little Boy bomb talking at the military's top brass. Nitwit Nero declares war on American cities. Not kidding. Also today: forgets the name of the House Minority Leader with whom he met only yesterday. Here comes the Shutdown. Cankles Caligula owns it. We say goodbye to a beloved member of the H.O.R.N Community. September has been the leanest month in the history of this 20+ year experiment in independent broadcasting. We finished with a $2,260 deficit. Everything helps if you're able. 

Big Daddy Orange keeps slipping and slurring away. Shutdown looms. Micha calls in with an on-the-ground report from the latest outbreak of 2nd Amendment Freedom. Ag Sec realizes too late that Cankles Caligula may not be such a great negoshurater after all.

Rumors run rampant over DUI hire Whiske Pete Hegseth's Monday meeting with military leaders. James Comey isn't spooked by Nitwit Nero's highlighted pettifogger. The Mouse punches back. 

The 'roids have taken it up a notch in what's left of Alex Jones' soupy excuse for a brain. Comey indicted by one of Cankles Caligula's former pettifoggers. Somebody may lose a law license. 

Jimmy Kimmel, First Amendment Hero. Vlodomyr Zelensky, Hero Of Freedom. 

Whining! Griping! Mewling! It was all there as Cankles Caligula "addressed" the U.N. The poor, doddering old ass had to climb actual stairs and he didn't like. Along the way, he also admitted a war crime or two. 

The President can't pronounce "acetaminophen." No. Really. Hilarity ensued. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey is still laughing . . . and laughing like the psychopath he is at all the women he's going to hurt. He likes hurting women. Nate Silver doesn't give a damn about people losing healthcare. He says Dems need to talk about import duties, which no MAGAT understands . . . or ever will. 

Jon Stewart shows how it's done. Cardinal Dolan makes Charles James Kirk an impromptu saint, "an evangelist." DoJ disappears a damning report. Rob Reiner has an ominous warning. 

No one's buying ABC's excuse about canning Jimmy Kimmel any more than anyone is buying Kash Patel's "Tyler Robinson text messages." Both are equally absurd. Nitwit Nero gets a very special salute in a royal review.  Melanoma, meanwhile is just . . . weird in her Grim Reaper getup. Was she rehearsing wearing widow's weeds? CNN provides a mixed bag on Jimmy Kimmel. There was almost some scant journalism. 

Krash Patel has a worse day today than yesterday. Li'l Marco's brand-spankin' new replacement makes hersel a MAGAT clown. The toxic Mouse says, "Always Be Capitulating" and cans Jimmy Kimmel over a simple remark. 

Ka$h Patel demonstrates, under oath, in the Senate, just how much an internet troll he truly is. He couldn't even behave with a MAGAT senator and that's saying something. Secretary HotMama gets nailed over sliming an American citizen her thugs arrested. White Supremacist Missouri senator gets his klan on. 

Cankles Caligula kills again. Another boat. In another Caribbean location. More dead. Still no actual evidence. More military men with commissions just snapping a salute and ordering extrajudicial murder and piracy on the high seas. Jadey Egg tries (again . . . some more) to be butch, this time with noted mayonnaise slurper Stephen Miller on hand to declare eternal vigilance against anyone who dared criticize Charles James Kirk, whom history, and no one else, will now judge. 

Kirk's Killer in custody. Good, gawd-lovin' Republican boy whose daddy taught him to be a killer shot. Matthew 26:52 keeps rearing its head. In other news, Cankles Caligula won't measure power plant air pollition. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey plans to terrorize American parents next week with dummied-up vaccine horrors.

The MAGATS' homicidal spasm continues to grow. Clueless and sunk deep in their cult, they can't even consider the obvious: that it was a hit and the people with the strongest motives weren't "librulz." It was a hit. I'm entirely convinced. Remember: only ONE man in America is immune to prosecution in ordering a murder. 

Raised in church, I was taught to seek wisdom in scriptures. It was right there all the time, in  Jesus' very own words: Matthew 26:52. 

Our pArTnEr iN pEaS, Israel, decided to slaughter some people in Qatar today. PsychoBibi treated Cankles Caligula, impotent and dying as he is, like the pathetic lame duck he is. In the meantime, Epstein's ghost is rattling alllll the chains and (too) slowly crushing his mind's pathetic remnants. 

Whatever shall we do about this MAGAT-on-MAGAT violence? Me, I'd pop some popcorn and yell, "C'mon! Let's you an' him duke it out!" Cankles Caligula endorses domestic violence. His "christian" audience applauds. John Roberts hacks away at what remains to anything resembling neutrality at SCOTUS.

The sixth letter o' the alphabet is still dead on my keyboard.  That's OK. Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey's entire mind is a wreck.