Head-ON With Bob Kincaid

After today, Krusti the Gnome hangs by a thread. Revel. Shenanigan. And Bovine Gregory? We have our own thoughts. 

At some point, these MAGATS will run up the Jolly Roger and just come out as the pirates they are. An oil tanker? Yep. House passes NDAA that compels Whiskey Pete to release the unedited video of the war crime he helped commit. Jared Kushner funds an attempt to further turn American journalism into North Korea. What happens when the Prison-Industrial Complex goes hand-in-hand with the Eco-tourism industry?

They're weird. Tim Walz was right all along. He just didn't know how weird. Enter Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey, trying to chin-ups against an MTV reality TV dood. (Is Sean Duffy why they ultimately killed MTV). Meanwhile, if Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey ever says he wants to write you a poem? Run. And fetch the bleach. 

Nitwit Nero's big mad at . . . lawnmowers . . , and senators . . . and . . . the audience at the Kennedy Center Honors? Dementia is a helluva thing. JoJo Blondi wants to accuse anyone she doesn't like of being a terrorist. Alina HabbanaHabbanaHabbana REALLY isn't quitting the job she never had. For realsies! 

The MAGATS have published their manifesto for a "white" "West." It's just a bloodtrail to a fascist wonderland. Poor Ukraine. MAGATS have courage enough (the tidal kind, it comes and goes) to commit piracy on the High Seas, but not anywhere near enough to defend a people beset by rabid Russian wolves. Here at home? Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm-Lamprey and his bone-in-the-nose "advisers" have decided Hepatitis B is cool for kids.  And we're not even a year in . . . at this point, I'll not be surprised if Cankles Caligula gives the A-OK to Israel to Hellfire the Church Of the Nativity.  Wanna support independent progressive hillbilly broadcasting? Here's how!

It's almost as though members of Congress saw two different videos of the September 2 murders today. Democrats saw a horrifying slaughter, but MAGATS like bobble-throated goon Tom Cotton saw a patriotic display of homicidal masculinity. Guess which one was the real thing. Breathless announcement from the dirtiest DoJ in American history that they've found the Capitol Hill pipe bomber. SCOTUS MAGATS love them some racial gerrymandering. Justice Kagan takes 'em to school.

Pop the popcorn. The chuds at Toilet Paper USA want to debate serial slimer Candy-O. Senator Doctor Roger Marshall embarrasses himself praising his orange daddy, then tries to claim $1,000/month will replace the ACA. Nitwit Nero ordered the war crimes. Whiskey Pete gets more bad news. 

It's freezing in the HORN Studio. The Republic is in peril.  The Constitution lacks heroes in bold face,.  And at least this program hasn't been violated by AI.  

The Goddess of Irony has taken ownership of Whiskey Pete. MAGAT economist says it's moral to let people starve. MAGAT White House invents new procedure: "Preventive MRI" (there's no such thing). Nitwit Nero pardons actual narco-terrorist. MAGAT blatherhead triggered by John Lennon's "Imagine."

Murder on the high seas has a father. Whiskey Pete ordered the slaughter of survivors of one of his acts of piracy. And the Admiral in charge of JSOC is in up to his eyebrows, too. Illegal orders are really a thing. Background the ForProfit Media won't give you on the death of Sarah Berkstrom, the murdered mountaineer member of the WV National Guard. Pill-Pushin' Fatty Paddy Morrissey is past a monstrosity. He's a psychopath.   We're sooooo close to finishing November fully funded. we need $210 to finish a matching challenge and $150 after that to reach that magic goal that keeps liberal, progressive radio going at The HORN.

The day many of us dreaded has come. Someone shot a couple of National Guardsmen who were part of the illegal Occupation of D.C. Details are sketchy while this gang of criminals in the White House concoct some ridiculous false flag narrative. Meanwhile, Nitwit Nero gets a win and a loss in court. Campbell's is trying to damage control its way out of the soup.

"Campbell's . . . soup is (and you don't wanna know what the executives think the rest of the jingle is). Karoline (no one will ever say she's sweet) LeavittAlone says she works so hard she's done caught the Petey SD. Mr. BoneSaw tells Cankles Caligula to piss right up an Abraham (ac)Cord. Nitwit Nero pushes for a movie to be made by a gin-you-wine Hollywood Sex Predator. 

Nitwit Nero lies about the cost of Thanksgiving Dinner. That, in turn, exposes social cracks that seem almost too ridiculous to be believed. Comey and James indictments canned. Lawyer Hooligan may not get to do lawyer stuff (did she really ever) for Cankles Caligula. 

Coast Guard backtracks on swastikas. Federal judge says Bovine Greg is a liar . . . and takes 233 pages doing it. Freaky Flavius calls for execution of members of Congress. He also met with Zohran Mamdani today and it was . . . bizarre. 

Turns out that "No" voter Clay Higgins, a dirty cop with a filthy past, has a past even filthier than we knew. J6er busted after trying to buy the silence of a little boy he allegedly sexually abused. Sex trafficking goes hand-in-disgusting-hand with child marriage, sometimes even requring the signature of a judge. One such judge is under indictment for possession of CSAM . . . of course. Nazi MAGAT declares the GOP has a Nazi problem. Now to Hank in the weather center. Hank, is rain wet? 

Re-upload. What a day was Tuesday!

A surefire, bona fide whole-program filiroxster! Life at the Miller household must be a real delight, what with both parents being notorious scream queens. Bovine Greg quotes from Charlotte's web, gets called out by E.B. White's granddaughter. Heat's building up under Lindsey Hooligan and JoJo "John Mitchell" Blondie. Jehosaphat gets permission for some permissive performative outrage. Nitwit Nero plays eleventy-dimensional chess with the Epstein files. 

Dear God, they were right. The Epstein files really ARE much worse than the MAGATS dared fear. And it's funny and disgusting, made the moreso by your 'umble 'ostess's radio portrayal of that magic moment. 

Despite feeling like ick, your 'umble 'ostess crawled in behind the mic for three hours of stellar, independent radio. And now I need a shower. Those Epstein emails get worse and worse and worse. Dribble, dribble, dribble. Guess who came to dinner with DonOLD on Thanksgiving, 2017? Yup! Itttttttt's JEFFREY! Nitwit Nero may never do another press conference again. Oh, and the CHILD that Matt Gaetz paid to sexually abuse has come forward. Do the honorable thing, Matt. And I don't mean marry her. Lindsey Hooligan gets exposed in Federal Court. The Hon Cameron Currie doesn't appear to be amused. 

Sorry for the early (and abrupt) end. Got hit with a nasty wave of nausea mid-program. 

Dulce et derpcorum est, as far as Nitwit Nero is concerned. That dirty, old dotard couldn't get past the first three words of "God Bless America" during the ceremony today at Arlington. But he did dance a little, minus the hand job, er, jive. Mullah Moses Mike prepares to call the inmates back to Bedlam to put the wood to America. Senate "clean" CR has a half-million dollar giveaway for seven senators. 

Deconstructing the monumental betrayal by eight senate dems in the dark and still of a frigid Sunday night. So pathetic and vile on every level imaginable. They did it entirely for themselves. For once, there's no cogent argument for why they did. It was nothing but the most naked and craven kind of cowardice and calculation. 

Friday and your 'umble 'ostess is riding out some crud, but the zeitgeist waits for no bug. Nitwit Nero jets away (on our damned dime) to MAGA-Loco, where "the World waits" (will anyone besides me get that?) to see if he can actually walk from the golf cart to the green, or if he can even play at all. JimmiDick Bowman lets it slip that he ditched ConLaw 1. In the meantime, his vulgar pettifoggers toddle off to SCOTUS to demand the right to starve children. "America First," y'all! Oh, and another MAGAT turns out to be a total kinkster (no shame!) except for the hypocrisy! Happy weekend, y'all. 

Your 'umble 'ostess is under yon weather, hence the shortened program. Still, we packed in SCOTUS corruption, ICE perjury, and a health crisis (no, not that one) in the Oval Office.

Fascist MAGATS turn cannibal the day after they got plum whooped. Wail harder. Nitwit Nero doesn't know why he had an MRI. Dementia patients often don't. 

Sorry about yesterday. The Plebs speak for themselves today. I'm a tad distracted. I have a new granddaughter.

Boo! Stay safe out there. We're living in spooky times, and not in a fun way. 

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Nitwit Nero cans the panel that advises on monuments in DC. Because of course. MAGAT scum goes before the Court and gets a reading of the Riot Act: Rope-->Self-->Hang. MAGATS prove that Mark Twain will always be relevant. MAGAT NJ Congresscreep thumbs his nose at Mullah Moses Mike, not that he's paying attention, nudge-nudge, wink-wink. WV's pill-rolling governor asks already hungry West Virginians to contribute to his food bank scam. We're in the deepest funding hole ever, and I more than understand. If you can help, though, this is the time: https://HeadOn.Live

I love y'all! From then to now.  

We've reached the starve-them-into-submission portion of Cankles Caligula's evil plot. SNAP runs out in eight days and the USDA is bragging about making people go hungry. OTOH, Nitwit Nero's Argentine bribe money would feed hungry American bellies. Illinois Secretary of State opens an investigation into the ICE filth violating vehicular law. AG Letitia James of NY opens a tip line for people to report crimes by the ICE filth. Michelle Wolfe releases a devastating parody of the losers who signed up with ICE. 

TW: the whole program sorted itself into sex trafficking, assault, and abuse . . . IN THE NAME OF JESUS!.  

ICE goons are attacking disabled people now. They've also become a menace on the highway. Nitwit Nero is a menace to the Republic, but we knew that. Still, it will be so sweet when we eventually level that tacky-ass, grift-laden ballroom as the centerpiece of Cankles Caligula's damnatio memoriae. In other quarters, Rep-elect Grijalva and the AG of AZ sue Mullah Moses Mike to compel him to swear in the Representative. 

"Weird" Covers a lot of turf.  That miserable, insecure, filthy, perverted bastard is tearing down the White House. Damnatio Memoriae.

The Porch extends! 

Re-uploading. It didn't go up last night. My apologies. 

This timeline . . . nothing can satisfy the Beast. He gets the Time cover he craves, then proceeds to whine about it. Oh, and that's kinda scary prophesy-wise. He's already recovered from the wound in his head.  Have we ever had an individual in the White House less suited to it? So much work to be done . . . 

Always: this timeline stinks. This "Witness to History" business is fo' REAL,

She has a Wh0Le keYBOarD now. heaven help us all.  Sometimes, I feel like this (and every other progressive broadcast) should re-name ourselves "The (insert name here) Anti-Fascism Report. It's where we are.  P.S. ICE trash are assaulting journalists. Hey, MAGATS! Is it fascism yet?  

Hairless Heydrich gives the game away. MAGAT senators approve murder on the High Seas. The Password is: "yardarm". All that and more in three hours of live, uncensored, fearless broadcasting that has ever been here, but seldom elsewhere.

whooping  cough apparently makes    murkkka  great  again. magat  county gets   their hospital closed.  

jojo blondi, your liph is calling. 

sorry. 'while my keyboard gently weeps.' -e.e. cummings style

Connectivity issues. I hope it didn't come through in the podcast. MAGATS are sooooo easily triggered. Secretary Goat-killer gets turned away from the Broadville, IL P.D. Good for them. Nitwit Nero murders again.   

Late to mic. 

Nitwit Nero gets his shutdown. Is there any starch in the Democrats' spine? I guess we'll find out. Does Mullah Moses Mikey have a Grindr profile? One guy says he does and claims to have receipts. JB Pritzker thinks Dimwit Domitian has dementia. 

Fat Man and Little Boy bomb talking at the military's top brass. Nitwit Nero declares war on American cities. Not kidding. Also today: forgets the name of the House Minority Leader with whom he met only yesterday. Here comes the Shutdown. Cankles Caligula owns it. We say goodbye to a beloved member of the H.O.R.N Community. September has been the leanest month in the history of this 20+ year experiment in independent broadcasting. We finished with a $2,260 deficit. Everything helps if you're able. 

Big Daddy Orange keeps slipping and slurring away. Shutdown looms. Micha calls in with an on-the-ground report from the latest outbreak of 2nd Amendment Freedom. Ag Sec realizes too late that Cankles Caligula may not be such a great negoshurater after all.

Rumors run rampant over DUI hire Whiske Pete Hegseth's Monday meeting with military leaders. James Comey isn't spooked by Nitwit Nero's highlighted pettifogger. The Mouse punches back. 

The 'roids have taken it up a notch in what's left of Alex Jones' soupy excuse for a brain. Comey indicted by one of Cankles Caligula's former pettifoggers. Somebody may lose a law license.