Head-ON With Bob Kincaid

When J6ers merge with "Cops." Hilarity ensues. "Filmed Live On Location In Clarksville, Tennessee." OTOH, that J6 domestic terrorist has raised $100,000+ Hey, MAGATS! DON'T take the last train to Clarksville. We've never been here before: all but a day of an entire month unfunded. PLEASE?!

Another day for this little program to be miles ahead of the Multi-Villainaire ForProfit Media. It's rather strange to constantly realize that we identify issues before the media conglomerates do. From psychiatrists predicting a Nitwit Nero Nuclear first strike to Marje n' Alex or NutMeg finally having the lights come on, well. And we do it all without a single ad and without charging anyone even a penny.

This edition had more than its fair share of wacky tucked away amongst the various outrages of the day. Jasmine Crockett is wringing every last drop of history from her time in Congress. Jeff Bezos, otoh, is wringing every last drop of wealth from the rest of the country. 

Tough day for warmongers in the House. Lousy day to be Todd Blanche, too. Rough one for Rafaelito, as well. 

"Or what?" Nitwit Nero threatens Iran again . . . some more, but does so while grifting millions of dollars in stocks he was touting. Stock up on your favorite flavor of motor oil. It's probably going to get hard to find. No worries, though. Food will too, eventually. Oh, and former SecDef Gates told See? BS News that PsychoBibi tried the same schtick on Obama, only Obama's brain wasn't a swiss cheese with spirochetes zipping through the holes.

Poor Jadey! That poor egg couldn't deliver an applause line with a FedEx (unpaid product placement) 747. And then Thing Leer pits the two of them against each other. Save me, Livy! Thanks to everyone who matched the gifts that got us funded out of April.

Humiliation in GY-na. Cankles Caligula gets a stern lecture from his pal Xi about Taiwan. Ukraine weathers another Russian onslaught as Pooty targets children. Virginia "Double-X" Foxx upbraids a . . . 4th grader. Tra$h Patel goes snorkeling among the honored dead. MAGAT judge hammers DoJ pettifoggers in Rhode Island. Fappy and Sammy throw a hissy over Mifepristone. Hung Cao spreads a load of bull in Congress. 

MAGATS mad at music, 

An embarrassment of titanic MAGAT brain power on display in D.C. today as the Dipshit Twins, Whiskey Pete and J. Edgar Boozer went to the hill and got their assets handed to them. Marge trots the globe and Laura Looney is green with envy (or maybe she's just green). Nitwit Nero tells the truth for a change as he dashes off to China to sell us out.  We continue to battle the most profound funding deficit we've ever known. Twlve days into May and April isn't even fully funded. Can you help?

Edited to correct date.

A gentle reminder: this ginormous shitstorm is less than four months old. Hold fast, Horndanistx! We're losing a wat we should never have started and these goons are ignoring a disease that kills 40% of the people who get it. The "Thank god for Ivermectin" posts are already proliferating. The MAGATS are playing Calvin Ball all over the Confederacy, proving that the Union really didn't burn enough sense into 'em. Heads-Up: As I predicted, the y next talking point is "why Dems gerrymander Vermont?" No. Really, They're that damned dumb.

In memoriam for R.E. "Ted" Turner, for a time, once upon a time, my boss. 

The Secretary of DHHS is an ongoing threat to humanity. I would know. RFK is a menace to society. That's it.

Cankles Caligula confesses he's turned the U.S. Navy into pirates. How long ago did I say that? Secret Service shuts down the White House because shots were fired a mile or so away in D.C. Legal expert confirms Nitwit Nero has a bunch of problems in the Cole Allen trial. Said that already, too. I swear sometimes it's like I live in a bubble-off-plumb future. Polk County Sheriff comes nigh giggling when he takes down a J6 terrorist for trying to hire a sex worker. Kudos for showing his pic with Julius Geezer.

The week ends as May begins and the madness continues. It must be a living hell trying to serve as Julius Geezer's lawyer. The criminal case against James Comey will be an absolute clown show IF it makes it to trial. The "86" business from the mentally deficient occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue alone will be insanity for the ages. Meanwhile, a MAGA influencer comes in from the cold and she comes in with receipts.  

Whiskey Pete goes to the Senate. It wasn't pretty, but at least he didn't projectile vomit on the table. 

A listner remarked to me after I closed the show that my conversations with David in Oregon are "Masters-level information." What we do here is unlike any other broadcast. 

Godamighty, but they're a loathsome lot. A servile broadcast 4th Estate refuses to do its job. Only comedians can tell the truth, and the dictator's concubine calls for his head, after which the Kuckold Kaiser follows suit. They're at war with poor people, disabled people, and allllllll the queers. He wants his godforsaken mug on passports and the money. HOw much can one Republic stand?

LIHOP or MIHOP? Me, I'm a LIHOPper. No way a guy goes swanning around D.C. with a shotgun and no one notices. The reactions afterward were even more stupid. 

The Chief Justice of the Supreme Court is a goddamned crook. 

Nitwit Nero naps (again) during cabinet meeting . . . now with a drooping mouth! Ousted Navy Secretary sacked because he couldn't get a bunch of battleships built by 2028 (hint: no one could). The Man Who Looks Like Rancid Hot Dog Water smells is in a full-on panic. Speaking of panic, Jumbo Justice has the flop sweats since his $300 loan got called.  Y'all, this is the toughest month The HORN has ever faced. We're $5,000 in the hole and that makes creating independent, commercial-free, non-capitalist radio extremely difficult. I hear from so many people who tell me what this program means to them. If you can, please consider chipping in to help keep this all going.

Sorry about yesterday, but . . .  Today was still even weirder still. We don't have a Secretary of the Navy when the Navy is committing piracy on the High Seas? Poor Admirals Halsey and Nimitz and the rest, their names besmirched by a gang of pusillanimous salute-snappers. 

CW/TW: the repulsive world of "Motherless" and "Zzz." Incel creep is scaring the MAGAT "intelligentsia." Chuckles Kirk's pitiful replacement wants to secede Northern Virginia. Trash Patel's pettifogger files suit against The Atlantic. Nitwit Nero threatens Iran again/some more as the United States Navy commits (more) piracy on the high seas for Orange Julius.

In the wake of JesusGate, MAGATS begin to question whether they've elevated the Antichrist. Twenty MAGATS tell Julius Geezer to pound sand in FISA vote. More from RFK's really bad, awful, no-good day. PsychoBibi thumbs his nose at Cankles Caligula and takes the starch out Nitwit Nero's "deal' with Iran. Sen. Tammy Duckworth hammers President Bonespurs in a truly epic jeremiad from the well of the Senate.

It's a Catholic pile-on! When the bishops and the best minds of the Roman Catholic world call you out . . . Jaydee, you're beggin' for excommunicatin'. I wouldn't want to be met by Augustine of Hippo at the gates, son. Bad sign.  P.S. Bobby Kennedy is f'in WEIRD. 

The world begins to coalesce against the Dummy in D.C. Project 2025 architect tries to "But Biden" in a House committee hearing. PsychoBibi says Israel will murder anyone they want. Jimmie Dick Bowman confesses the U.S. is committing economic terrorism against Iran. Bill of Impeachment introduced against WhiskeyPete Kegbreath. Thanks to everyone commenting on the podcast! It makes a difference. We're $2,200 behind in funding for April. Your help keep this independent broadcast on the air.

The blockade ain't blockading. Butthurt confederates. Jimmie Dic Bowman chastises the Vicar of Christ while actual Catholic MAGATS. Pink Shrek is shocked, shocked, I tell you, that his Orange Daddy is a blasphemous grifter. DoorDash Grandma's story doesn't add up.  MAGATS in disarray in NY and Wisconsin. Ron Johnson from Visconsin (he vorks in de lumbermill der) says old men need to leave young women alone, even as Cankles Caligula creepers on a young woman on his tacky golf course. 

Trump goes to war! . . . with . . . the Pope? Yup.  Might as well. His eleventy-dimensional chess from the genius factory at the Pentagon doesn't hold much promise. Meanwhile, raising Jeffrey Epstein from the dead didn't work out so well with the EVILgelicals.  But, but, but . . . no tacks on tops!

Artemis II arrives home with a nigh perfect re-entry and splashdown. Speculation continues to swirl around Melanoma and what she was trying to outflank. Another Alex Jones meltdown. Tuckyo Rose accuses Nitwit Nero of being blackmailed by Izrull. Massive scandal in California Governor's race. 

Nitwit Nero got played by Iran like the real Nero's own fiddle; so much so that poor ol' Alex Jones (blessizhart) had another meltdown.  They're gonna hafta hit that poor feller in the neck with a Thorzine dart. The Iranians now have a toll booth on the Straits of Hormuz, even as Izrull does its dead level best to squirrel the deal. Sen. Ed Markey explains to a cluelessly young CNN anchor why Congress must now debate whether the U.S. approves of a nuclear first strike. Nazi MAGAT in FloriDuh runs his flag up the pole in his alleged race against another racist, Randy Fine.  

Nitwit Nero doubles down on his threats of genocide (then backs down). The world shudders. The feckless MAGATS in the Congress utter nary a peep. 

Nitwit Nero turns Easter into a nightmare. Criminally insane press conference on Monday is so sick it defies description. Guess who's talking nuclear war against Iran? Even the weirdest of the weirdo MAGATS are getting the willies.

Late upload.  PEBKAC issue. 

"Good-bye, so long, auf wiedersehen, farewell." "Bye, Felicia!" "Buh-BYE!" JoJo Blondie, your life is calling.  Nitwit Nero's Very Important Super Double-plus Important Address was a nothingburger, an infomercial for genocidal criminality and outright stupidity. But the rotten bastard still hungers for war crimes . . . and maybe a nuke.  

This evening, after the program was over, I stepped outside and saw the moon through skating clouds. Full and round, she shone down on these hills and I saw her as I hadn't seen her in decades. As I looked up, I remembered a child-me, looking at the moon and saying "We're on our way!"

Mama was an Aries. Now it all makes sense. 

Nitwit Nero admits he wants to commit crimes against humanity. Iran wipes out a half-billion-dollar command and control aircraft and some refuelling tanker planes on sacred, Saudi sand with a single, crummy drone . . . and a bit of help from Mother Russia. According to a former Biden economic adviser, the world has about a week of aviation fuel before airports start shutting down. Good times! 

Y'know what? When the MAGATS and Centrists agree that bad things are gonna happen in the Persian Gulf, look for a soft place to land. Things are totally sideways among the MAGATS. 

Has it already been a year? The CPAC goons are back in town! Let the nauseity begin. Afterward, a great conversation with a Attie Lee, young activist from my neck of the woods in WV. 

Gregory Bovino: Cherokee Princess. His parents got him one of those feathered headbands when he was a kid (mine got me a replica hat of a Union Cavalry officer). While I didn't believe I was a Union Cavalry Officer, Bovine Gregory decided, at the tender age of 8, that he was a real, live Indian. And went on to torment indigenous Americans. Screw him and his roadside indigeneity. Good Christian MAGATS on parade! Now we know why Nitwit Nero stole the top secret dox and hid them in the MAGA-Loco potty.   P.S. The U.S. is broke.  P.P.S. Anytime David in Oregon calls is bound to be exceptional!

Nitwit Nero goes to Memphis, promptly takes a snooze; not, however, before sliming a man's dead wife. It's his metier. Only a couple of weeks of Operation Epstein Furry have surpassed the annual CO2 output of an entire year for multiple nations. MAGAT "thought leaders" are admitting the real purpose of the ICE goons in the airports.

What horrors does the coming weekend hold in store? Cankles Caligula sends still more Marines to the hell mouth he created. The markets are coughing up blood, though, and that worries him. The Whor, er, White House sent out a spam, er, statement that shows Nitwit Nero is past scared. 

"We must endure the unendurable." Only Nitwit Nero could confess doing a Pearl Harbor in front of the Japanese Prime Minister.   

MarkWayne vs. the Libertarian Opfamolojiss! Steel cage death match!

Erin go bragh! Donnie dons a green tie to slime the Irish people At least one high-ranking MAGAT is getting the nuclear jitters, but for the wrong-ish reasons. One of Nitwit Nero's nazis quits his job over Iran. A Kegbreath lickspittle general can't speak truth under oath in front of Congress. An environmental disaster is unfolding in the Middle East.

How utterly STOOPID do you have to be to fuck up a war with Iran? Nitwit Nero couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel. He can't decide if he's already won the war on wants help. But he thinks it's soooooo funny that Iran's new dictator might be gay. By the way, where's Pscycho Bibi these days? The  CharlieCreeps are coming for Ladybugs Lindsey. Oh, and SCOTUS Presidential Immunity also applies to HIPAA. Tangerine Tiberius is SO disgusting. Imagine him disclosing your personal medical details to the world . . . and you were one of his lick-spittles! 

As hell falls from the skies in Iran upon the just and the unjust, Nitwit Nero finds himself caught between Scylla (Bibi) and Charybdis (his owner, Pooty). Even Israelis know the whole thing is a con. Here at home, his creatures pursue their hateful ends.  Your 'umble 'ostess frets. It's never a bad time to support independent progressive broadcasting. Wanna help?

Palantir CEO goon admits his products target women. Melanoma celebrates "we men" at Women's History Month event in the Whor, er, White House. Marcus Whorelius complains that he can't tell women they're beautiful at the same ceremony. Nothing like hearing a pedophile complain about his own misogyny. FockSnooz's Howie Kurtz thinks Iran is planting "land mines" in the Gulf of Hormuz. You can't make this stuff up.  Hey! This is a big deal! Two supporters of The H.O.R.N. have put up matching offers that will get us out of the ditch. $630 remain. Every dollar you give at https://HeadOn.Live gets doubled up to $630. If you can, please consider keeping this independent, advertising-free, non-capitalist effort afloat. 

Dipstick Diocletian deploys the "Never heard of her" defense when confronted with murdering 140 Iranian schoolgirls. Interior Secretary (ha!) Doug BurGoom accuses people who don't want to incinerate the planet in the name of hedge fund profits of being "financially illiterate" even as our partners in peace, the Israelis make it literally rain oil in Tehran.  Hydrocarbon junkies. Psychos. 

Will Henrietta see tomorrow? Will some poor kid from god-knows-where see the sunrise?    Henrietta's got better odds because Izrull has a taste for retibutive revenge.