Podcasts about fappy

The circus goes to 11. Tangerine Tiberius shows up for court in Manhattan and gives us a preview of what months of sitting through criminal trials will do to him. HINT: there's a meltdown for the ages coming. Meanwhile, Marge's drag queen bf declares that liberal women are "ugly." It defintely sucks to be Craven McCarthy these days and I'm not upset about that. Saving his miserable hide may give decent people a chance to keep the MAGATS from hanging Ukraine out to dry and getting a fully funded government (till we do this again next year). Fappy bails on a case that cut a little to close to home. 

This week on the Super Fun Time Trivia Podcast, we apologize to the entire country of Albania, discuss the one thing that Texans like (School Shootings), what the real house load is, and encourage everyone we know to just try a little drugs. Just a bit. Music Round: HEY! (Part 2) Patreon: Super Fun Time Trivia Facebook: superfuntimetrivia Instagram: superfuntimetrivia Twitter: @sftimetrivia Email: superfuntimetrivia@gmail.com Intro Music By David Dino White. Welcome to Super Fun Time Trivia: The known universe's only live improv comedy trivia podcast.

On the Vice-Presidency and the historic effects of changing them. Once again, here at The H.O.R.N., we figure things out long before the Multi-Millionaire ForProfit Media gets their coffee going. Just wait till some MAGAT Feeeedumm Carcass jagoff claims Hunter Biden arranged for Bob Menendez to get the gold. Fappy gets a LOT dirtier almost every day. 

Alexa y su invitada de esta semana, Fela Sredni, psicóloga de relaciones y sexóloga, hablan sobre los beneficios de los juguetes sexuales. Gracias a Fappy, tenemos ejemplos de la variedad de juguetes e información de cada uno. Gracias al patrocinador de este episodio: Fappy

After a couple of harried days of running hither and thither, your humble hostess returns to the air. And the Goddess smiles, delivering an actual, real, live, decent, humane decision by SCOTUS . . . well by seven members of SCOTUS. Fappy and Sammy couldn't be decent human beings if their hate-filled souls depended on it. Nimrata Haley promises to pardon Tangerine Tiberius. Klannie Grannie gets burnt to the ground by Rep. Jasmine Crocket. Southern Baptists descend on NOLA to re-affirm how much they hate women . . . at least women who aren't the sex workers more than a few of them likely, er, um, visited.

Two dead and one indicted. What a Thursday! Pat Robertson meets his maker and it's decidedly warm where he is. An execution in Missouri. SCOTUS gets one right. Fappy is furious about it. Nitwit Nero says the Feds have indicted him. 

NGL: I'm good at this analysis stuff. Give it a couple of days/weeks/sometimes months, and the ForProfit Media will catch up with me. Fappy. Domestic terrorism. There's a connection. I'm gonna mention this term for the Record: "Constructive Secession." It's where we are.  In the meantime, we struggle to survive, from one bill to the next.

Fappy has . . . an excuse. Russian death merchant predicts Nitwit Nero's death. Whiney FART (Feminism Appropriating Reactionary Transphobe) bleats and brays because people called out her hate. Tennestan Republicans called out for their fascism. 

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May all your issues be joyful. Games we played this week include: Gingrave G.O.R.E. (14:40) Pokémon Scarlet and Violet (27:15) The Evil Dead: The Game (1:06:10) Ghost Lore (1:09:15) God of War Ragnarök (1:11:05) --- News things talked about in this episode: Microsoft offered to let Sony have Call of Duty for a decade after acquisition (1:15:25) https://www.eurogamer.net/microsoft-says-it-offered-sony-10-year-deal-to-keep-call-of-duty-on-playstation Activision loosens multiplayer requirements, allowing non-contract phone plans for online gaming (1:17:45) https://www.eurogamer.net/activision-blizzard-eases-sms-verification-requirements-for-call-of-duty-and-overwatch Cooking Mama Cookstar publisher gets judgment in suit against developer (1:19:50) https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/11/cooking-mama-ip-holder-sues-planet-entertainment-for-sale-of-cooking-mama-cookstar Yuji Naka arrested on charges of insider trading (1:23:45) https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20221118/p2a/00m/0na/042000c Riot and Ubisoft coordinating their chat logs with AI to fight online harassment (1:29:40) https://www.vg247.com/riot-games-and-ubisoft-team-up-in-ai-research-project-using-player-chat-logs-as-training-data --- Buy official Jimquisition merchandise from the Jimporium at thejimporium.com Find Laura at LauraKBuzz on Twitter, Twitch, YouTube, and Patreon. All her content goes on LauraKBuzz.com, and you can catch Access-Ability on YouTube every Friday. Follow Conrad at ConradZimmerman on Twitter and check out his Patreon (patreon.com/fistshark). You can also peruse his anti-capitalist propaganda at pinfultruth.com.

Hold on to your skin marrow! Join Bobby, Dan, and Senatorial Candidate Bent JimBroad as they fiddle and faddle on Hallmark Holidays, gamble candy, and the sundowning of the salad bar trend. Later, they'll rate and review a card that seems all well and dandy, until they reach the bitter, bitter end.    We Stone-Cold, Steve Austin love you all!

Now with even more Moran! No surprise where we found him. Fappy gets more impeacable. The Handmaid gets a rousing hand . . . from her owners. Horror in Charlottesville. Hope in the Senate.

Wait. "Mein Kampf" is a . . . textbook? Oh, Candy-O! Oh! Wut? Dimwit Domitian is plum melting. Fappy goes after indigenous people. And the waiting continues as MAGATS measure for drapes.

What happens if you find yourself getting a happy ending you didn't order? How do you take a "sexcation" on a budget? How often and why are women faking it? And we meet the most humble braggart of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fappy had a lunch date. There's probably a fascist cardboard box in your house. Doctors decry fossil fuel profits for the harm the inflict on poor people. 

In this episode we catch up with lil Fappy x, khalyla kuhn goes viral, JingsNdthings makes art, Tate, Sam Tripoli flips out... again, Bam escapes rehab, Tim Pool is bald, and much more!  Follow Ian Ellis https://patreon.com/IanEllisPod https://ianellis.podbean.com/ https://twitter.com/phillipradio https://instagram.com/ianellisllc/ Check out Phillipwave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2WEciGIDto&t=56s Video Version: https://youtu.be/SzGvIoK0XjI

Winterra has fallen to a Nightwalker, and her soul has been lost. As a storm begins to brew, Arlo and Saithe work to find a way to bring their friend back.Support the show (https://linktr.ee/agentsofdamned)

This is 2021's year in review of all things bad sex. I think the feeling is unanimous when I say that we've had enough of the pandemic, shitty politics, poor media consumption, and horrible sex. You're not alone. Ring in the New Year and sit down with me and Em from The Sexistentialist Podcast as we recap some of the wildest sex things last year had to offer and have ourselves a little sexistentialist crisis. Crazy sex stories, sex in the news and media, and reflecting on our sex lives from the past. What are we going to do to make the new year a better one? Probably just more masturbating and waiting until the world blows up.Follow the Sexistentialist podcast!Listen to the show hereInstagram: @sexistentialistpodMarxist porn: The Raspberry ReichThe articles referenced in Fact or FuckedKinsey: https://blogs.iu.edu/kinseyinstitute/2021/04/21/new-study-on-post-pandemic-sex/Salon: https://www.salon.com/2021/01/21/thanks-to-a-new-fossil-discovery-we-suddenly-know-a-lot-more-about-dinosaur-sex/NY Post: https://nypost.com/2021/07/01/man-breaks-penis-after-it-buckled-during-sex-makes-medical-history/Mirror: https://www.mirror.co.uk/all-about/weird-sex______________________________________________________________________________How to support this show!Go to dalekuda.com and use code SEXEDWITHTIM at checkout for 25% off your entire purchase plus free shipping.Go to goodforher.com and use code SEXEDWITHTIM at checkout for 10% off your order of any toys online. Ships worldwide!______________________________________________________________________________Email: timlagman@sexedwithtim.comFor early access, ad-free episodes and more, support the show through PatreonFollow Tim on all social media!Instagram: @gayslutclown and @sexedwithtimFacebook: Sex Ed With TimTwitter: @gayslutclown and @sexedwithtimTiktok: @gayslutclownVisit my website Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

** #033 The Smitty Schnitty ** :: Isaiah needs a re-write. :: Brother "Hairy" Brent is back to help us endure Joseph Smith Jr largely regurgitating Isaiah 51 (2 Nephi 8 in the Silly Book). And wow, did he help! Buckle-up ya'll! :: Highlights include: :: Brother Paul and Brother Hairy teach Sister Patience about "Fappy the Anti Masturbation Dolphin"; then Brother Paul talks like a dolphin! Brent's Beats - A new reality TV show where you have to cook the perfect meal while DJ-ing the perfect track. Brother Hairy "Brent-splains" Isaiah. Thanks. We needed it. No, really we did. Isaiah is insane. Meet Smitey - The slightly agressive God! Isaiah's tips for Dirty Talk (Book of Mormon Edition) - "I wanna make your waste places like Eden!" Isaiah starts telling fairy tails. Complete with a dragon. Sister Patience and Brother Hairy become concerned that the only kink Brother Paul knows about is BDSM. There are others! Right? #Reasons to stay home this Sunday# - https://bookofboredom.com/reasons/ #Join the Blasphemy# - https://facebook.com/groups/BookOfBoredom #Patreon (Bonus Episodes)# - https://patreon.com/BookOfBoredom #Twitter# - https://twitter.com/BookOfBoredom #TikTok# - https://tiktok.com/@BookOfBoredomPodcast #Instagram# - https://instagram.com/BookOfBoredomPodcast #YouTube# - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMjDavWoT73Cev3IAie_XBA #Website# - https://bookofboredom.com/ A nice review on any podcast platform will help frustrate the Heavenly Father's boring plans for your future.

Ihr habt vielleicht auf die Weihnachtigall gehofft, stattdessen zwitschern euch auch an diesem festlichen Tag nur die Lauchis ins Ohr. Freier statt Feier scheint das Motto dieser Folge zu sein und Pauline, Alex, Oskar und Finn ist mal wieder nur das regelmäßige Läuten der Jingle Bells heilig. Apropos Bellen: aus dem Jutesack der verschenkten Themen purzelt neben einem tierischen Lauchhack auch noch der fast schon vergessene Klassiker Coming of Age und ein mittelalter Lauch der Geschichte (48% Fett i. Tr.) heraus und fast ins Käsefondue hinein – das sieht gar nicht gut aus. Also stellt den Router ab, die Rute der moralischen Überlegenheit beiseite und haltet es stattdessen wie euer Lieblingswurzelgemüse: Back to your roots, lower your expectations und happy holidays from our family to yours.

Andy's spanish teacher kissed him on the mouth. Dan dipped on a fool's beatdown. Nam's homie piped a kid. Tyler carries our Halloween trynot2cum. Yola gets punished for feeding the homeless. All our guests have tv credits try not 2 cum.

Space whales & bananas abound in this special Memorial Day episode of Opposites Unpacked!  Join us as we dig into our BIGGEST fears and phobias.  We also chat about what we were up to last week, ask a weird question about Mars, and look forward to reading something positive. Love always and all ways,Kaity & Chad Check out “A Playlist for the World” on Spotify here (https://spoti.fi/2UeAsCA) In this Episode:Recapping our Week (03:27)Moment of Love (5:25)Main Topic: Our Biggest Fears (10:01)Here’s a weird question: Would you want to be the first couple on Mars? (40:32)K-Sauce Like a Boss: Read something positive (43:56) Have a topic idea or need advice? Send your suggestions or questions to oppositesunpacked@gmail.com and we may discuss in an upcoming episode!  Follow Us on Social Media!Instagram (@oppositesunpackedpodcast) Twitter (@Oppsunpacked) Facebook (@OppositesUnpacked) Show notes/links:Chapman University Study on Americans Biggest FearsFive Biggest Relationship Fears 

Our heroes discuss sundry topics (such as: Orson Welles Sparkling Wine commercial outtakes) before plumbing the depths of the well that is r/nofap...

It's that time of year again, the prestigious Fappy Awards where we honour our favourite films, performances and more from 2019! Plus we also review Little Women! Get on it!Download here! (click to stream, right-click to save)SUBSCRIBE to us on iTunesPlease support our new show by rating/reviewing and sharing our content. And why not join the discussion in our friendly Facebook group!? Or even go hog wild by subscribing/supporting us on Patreon!

Oh Hey, everyone! Ryan is finally able to resume regular life after the bet, Todd ponders on bear classification, and we have special guest Charli to weigh in on the day's topics.  Reach us at OhHeyThePodcast@gmail.com

On today's show, Tanner and Drew talk about Tanner's massive fear of spiders, a man who is willing to do anything for Packers season tickets, Tanner reviews the Poop Like A Champion cereal, Real News or Fake News and much more!

Log falls into a pit of Boris-made despair, Matt recieves an important text message, Steve recalls terrible experiences with early downloadable digital smut.

May 22. Last year I lost 35 pounds and felt amazing. This year I am in a new relationship and things are great and I and happy and starting to get fappy (fat+happy). Send help. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/hearttomouth/support

Comedian Beth Stelling joins Tanner & Drew in studio and it wouldn’t be Fappy Friday without a little Porn Shop Price is Right!

This week hosts $lim & Monti talk about all the things happening in the new year of MMA. huge fight announcements, a quality Monti rant and of course a review of UFC 232 & a preview of the first card of the year and first card ever on ESPN, UFC Fight Night 143. #MMA #UFC #UFC232 #JonJones #Cyborg #AmandaNunes #UFConESPN+ #ESPN #UFCFN143

In a post-apocalyptic world, a podcast is forced to live in silence while hiding from monsters with ultra-sensitive hearing. Will they survive? And who will be the first to alert the monsters?! Join us on Episode 312 of Trick or Treat Radio as we discuss A Quiet Place from writer/director/star John Krasinski. We also go through all the awesome films you chose to be considered for our listener film pick for next week’s sixth anniversary show! We had some interesting choices and we narrow it down to five and put it to a vote! We also find out about MZ’s newest app download, we divulge way too much personal information, and Dynamo tries to say “Woooooo…”. So sit on your pillow, try not to make too much noise and strap on for the world’s most dangerous talk radio show! Stuff we talk about: The Cromcast, MonsterZero’s balance, Dynamo’s “water”, “speaking of jerking off…”, Stop Fap App, Tom Six, manscaping, lonely child, fap forts, Midnight Madness, C.H.O.M.P.S., Fap Street USA, livin’ on the lam, Mixtape Massacre: The Black Masque expansion, Pop Tarts, Burt Back-a-rash, Gore Shriek: Resurrectus, Dynamo swimming, Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation, it cums full circle, the Snake Eyes of urination, bad parenting, Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Millicent Simmonds, Aftermath, Cloverfield, Super 8, Platinum Dunes, Michael Bay, knocking the monocle off, farting into pillows, The Cured, socio-political messages in horror, counter-culture, CBGB, fluent in sign language, movies that work on multiple levels, purple clad warrior, “Second Tommy”, “an eight pound piss geyser”, crankin’ to 11, Liam Neeson, The Grey, The Movie Massacre with Cory and Corny, Frank Grillo, Joe Carnahan, Boss Level, “Wooooooo…”, Flight of the Conchords, Gentleman Broncos, Yuen Biao, What We Do in the Shadows, Fangoria, Deadites93, Dumber and Dumbest, Total Elipsis of the Heart, The Grey, Weng Weng, Jodorowsky, Demonwarp, For Your Height Only, Robowar, New York Ripper, Lucio Fulci, fap facts, and our upcoming sixth anniversary show! Send Email/Voicemail: podcast@trickortreatradio.com Visit our website: http://trickortreatradio.com Use our Amazon link: http://amzn.to/2CTdZzK FB Group: http://www.facebook.com/groups/trickortreatradio Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheDeadites Facebook: http://facebook.com/TheDeadites YouTube: http://youtube.com/TheDeaditesTV Instagram: http://instagram.com/TheDeadites Buy our music on Bandcamp: http://thedeadites.bandcamp.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/trickortreatradio)

There shall be no knees taken on this episode cave dwellers. We start off the show with a feisty round table discussion, with our take on the NFL players taking a knee. Hopefully we put this to bed. Then we talk about celebrity deaths. First Hugh Heffner the creator of Playboy magazine and then we talk about the tragic death of former guest and fake news maker, Paul Horner aka Fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin. We play a clip from Pauls appearance in the cave. We have a couple of vagina stories that are sure to tickle. Then we are off to the allotment for updates on the recent election. Finally we have a story of a couple that made a porno movie at a Burger King. Cave Crew Radio can be heard live every Thursday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com.

Larry and Chris discuss ASMR's popularity on YouTube and find out how Larry died in a past life in an Internet Quiz.  Enjoy!

What do the Scooby-Doo movie, threesums and open relationships have in common? We discuss them on this week's Stürike!

Welcome back to the cave. Big B is vacationing in Maine so we ask Uncle Albert from Yonkers to join Choo Choo Stu and DK. We explore what this Pokemon Go fuss is all about, with Stu's first hand report. A young lady in Pennsylvania was arrested for having loud sex, Stu introduces us to a new British swear term, woman crashes into a house while praying, we call the Fappy hotline and Stu bumps his head. This week in call a random Chinese restaurant we call San Jose, California. Cave Crew Radio is live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on www.cavecrewradio.com and replayed on the Podcast Radio Network Saturdays at 8pm eastern.

They are back folks Sir Big B and Mr Wednesday night, with our Thanksgiving special. After explaining Canadian football the boys kick off the holiday season with a great new idea called ship a dick. Check them out here http://shipadick.com/ Then its the return of Choo Choo Stu explaining why Brits are calling 999 after getting locked in public washrooms. Next up its Dave Myers, manager and personal assistant to Fappy the anti masturbation dolphin. After last weeks story the boys needed more. Learn about double hell, double praise, how to cure masturbation, bathing in the nude, playing with the devils stick and ringing the devils doorbell. After this its time to regroup. But wait there is more. Big B and DK nominate their choice for president Vermin Supreme, and finally but not least how about a guy arrested for wearing a thong and pantyhouse with an enema up is butt and masturbating in public. This Thanksgiving extravaganza is sure to leave you stuffed. Cave Crew Radio is live every Wednesday night at 9pm eastern on All Radio X M&T and check out the home page at www.doublekradio.com Catch you on the flip flop!

Oh yes its true they are back. Mr Wednesday night DK and Sir Big B the duke of pee. Tonight joined by the man of 1000 voices Matt Vanderpool. Big B has a new member to the family, what is the title for a duke in waiting. DK tells us about a new union in town for beggars, and Sir B has a story about a man eating off fine china. Rhonda Roussey and Charlie Sheen are making news. Who is Fappy the Dolphin? Then there is a couple of guys fighting over garbage and a Klingon weapon is involved. Yep only in the cave. Cave Crew Radio is live Wednesday 9pm eastern on AllradioX M&T or check out the home page www.doublekradio.com

Play Audio: Hosts: Nard and Ray Nard and Ray were suffering because they don’t have internet at home. Ray went to Texas Renaissance Festival. We talked about a pastor posting a pro-gay sign at church, an emoji as a word of the year, and Fappy the anti-masturbating mascot caught masturbating. Listen to the show on […]

Play Audio: Hosts: Nard and Ray Nard and Ray were suffering because they don’t have internet at home. Ray went to Texas Renaissance Festival. We talked about a pastor posting a pro-gay sign at church, an emoji as a word of the year, and Fappy the anti-masturbating mascot caught masturbating. Listen to the show on […]

In this episode Homer has Sour take an american test to see whether or not he's allowed in the United States

Sour talks about his friends from high school as we listen to the cool theme song he's made.

Homer and N30 dig into their pile of emails to answer some questions. Sour in not here because he is an asshole.

Do you want to build a snowman? No. Sugar free gummy bears? no. "Sour's an idiot" -Homer

In this riveting episode one of Sour's friends tells tales from the army and later we discuss stupid stuff PETA has done.

Homer and Sour read spooky stories for nobody's enjoyment.

He's back! After being too afraid to face the gauntlet known as SFTR, and throwing his comrade August to the wolves, Dave Meyers, spokesperson for Fappy the Anti-masturbation Dolphin, has gathered up the strength to face us and will be returning to our airwaves! Dave promises that he will be bringing with him several of his supporters as well as members of his friend Lonnie Childs' religious flock. For this we are dedicating the whole show to Dave and his loyal following.Please tune in early and stay until the end because you never know who will stop by or what we will say.

He's back! After being too afraid to face the gauntlet known as SFTR, and throwing his comrade August to the wolves, Dave Meyers, spokesperson for Fappy the Anti-masturbation Dolphin, has gathered up the strength to face us and will be returning to our airwaves! Dave promises that he will be bringing with him several of his supporters as well as members of his friend Lonnie Childs' religious flock. For this we are dedicating the whole show to Dave and his loyal following.Please tune in early and stay until the end because you never know who will stop by or what we will say.

When the Dean is away the Shy Kids will play. Doc and Cory talk about the Fappening and Taylor Swift’s...

We’re back!!! To celebrate, we are bringing back two of our most controversial guests. That’s right folks, on this episode of Snotley Fun Tyme Radio, we will be talking to Dave Myers, otherwise known as the moderator for Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin & The Monsanto Company's Facebook page, and Lonnie Childs from Stop Masturbation Now. These two gentlemen will be updating us on their progress to rid the world of the evils of masturbation. You can check Dave's mission at the following link:http://www.facebook.com/fappythedolphin and Lonnies’s group athttp://www.facebook.com/pages/STOP-Masturbation-NOWBesides those great guests, we may have our good pal Fooey back in the broadcast suite, as well as a few surprise guest hosts. Hmmm, who could they be? We will never tell...If time allows we will have another award winning segment of DumFux to keep all of our listeners abreast of the stupidity of others who share this big blue marble with us.Please tune in early and stay until the end because you never know who will stop by or what we will say. 

We’re back!!! To celebrate, we are bringing back two of our most controversial guests. That’s right folks, on this episode of Snotley Fun Tyme Radio, we will be talking to Dave Myers, otherwise known as the moderator for Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin & The Monsanto Company's Facebook page, and Lonnie Childs from Stop Masturbation Now. These two gentlemen will be updating us on their progress to rid the world of the evils of masturbation. You can check Dave's mission at the following link:http://www.facebook.com/fappythedolphin and Lonnies’s group athttp://www.facebook.com/pages/STOP-Masturbation-NOWBesides those great guests, we may have our good pal Fooey back in the broadcast suite, as well as a few surprise guest hosts. Hmmm, who could they be? We will never tell...If time allows we will have another award winning segment of DumFux to keep all of our listeners abreast of the stupidity of others who share this big blue marble with us.Please tune in early and stay until the end because you never know who will stop by or what we will say. 

A Happy V-Day to you all! Today on the show AD talks about Drake pouting because he didn't make the Rolling Stone cover, rejected Valentines day card messages, and the most gruesome way to get back at an ex.

A Happy V-Day to you all! Today on the show AD talks about Drake pouting because he didn't make the Rolling Stone cover, rejected Valentines day card messages, and the most gruesome way to get back at an ex.

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