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ICYMI: Hour Two of ‘Later, with Mo'Kelly' Presents – Wellness Wednesday with wife, mother, fitness expert, masterful storyteller & regular guest contributor Claudine Cooper AKA ‘The Nice Exercise Lady' weighing in on the notion of “wellness budgets” and MORE…PLUS - Bears and Gators take over ‘FloriDUH News/When Animals Attack' AND Disney delves deeper into global expansion with the announcement of a theme park in Abu Dhabi and efforts to grow global markets by increasing spending on Film and Television projects outside the U.S. - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app & YouTube @MrMoKelly

If you're going down the interstate and you miss your exit, do you A) keep driving and take the next exit or B) come to a complete stop on the road, cause a crash & then drive away? An Ohio drive went with Option B! Find out what happened & more, like a trio of Flori-DUH stories, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lot of people are obsessed with protein. There is a new protein that people are obsessed with, making it a large part of their diet. But it's actually not great for binge snacking! Find out what it is & more, like a Flori-DUH mail person getting fired for partying, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever watched a pressure cooker get hotter? I have. It's scary. Madness runs rampant. The Courts are hammering Nitwit Nero on the daily (today it was the 4th Circuit, once one of the most conservative circuits in the country). A wee, tiny few Republicans are finding their voices, even if they squeak.  Make no mistake, though, the ForProfit Media are still who we thought they were. But credit where it's due: Leon Skum is "a weirdo," although I make a strong case for "creep." Speaking of creeps, let's go back to FloriDUH, where the sound of gunfire shattered the sunny day at Florida State. Two dead, and a white, male, REPUBLICAN Christian murdered the whole universe for two innocent human beings . . . and we haven't even gotten to the creep, yet.

The Easter Bunny is busy this time of year, so it's probably not great timing it caught a beatdown at a mall in Flori-DUH! Find out about that & more, like a hot dog tower, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a Flori-DUH or Flori-NUH edition of Plenty of Twenty!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Senator Cory Booker stood up yesterday - actually, the day before - an made history. Not only did he break former senator and lifelong racist Strom Thurmond's record for the longest senate speech in history, he also used it to denounce Thurmond's racism and the shameful chapter in American history he tried to prolong. Booker's speech and feats of strength also seems to have breathed new life into dejected Democrats, as he implored each of us to do what we can to save our nation from the ravages of Dump and his army of magats.When Senator Booker ended his historic speech, the special election returns began rolling in. Florida disappointed us again, eventhough the margin of the GOP victory shrunk by half in the two districts that went to the polls. But Wisconsin showed up to save democracy, as the Musk/Dump-endorsed candidate for that state's Supreme Court was soundly defeated by Susan Crawford, with a 10 point victory. For once, Elmo's millions couldn't buy that election...As I'm prepping for today's show, we're awaiting word from the orange man about how much more pain and suffering he'll inflict on the America people today as he declares it "liberation day" and announces yet more tariff's to cripple our economy and our spending power. The always amazing Lisa Graves joins us today in her personal capacity to share her legal expertise on all that's going on, especially the big WIN in Wisconsin, where she lives.

It's hard to keep up with what the kids are into these day, but did you know they're into US?? Find out what we mean & more, like a clown in Flori-DUH getting arrested, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Colorado man held up a convenience store MIGHT not be charged with armed robbery, despite getting caught! Find out how & more, including a Flori-DUH woman who wouldn't let anything keep her from her golf lesson, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I don't know if I believe in aliens, but did you know there are states that make it more likely for you to get abducted by those little green men?? Find out where & more, like a Spring Breaker in Flori-DUH pulling a Mike Tyson, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Flori-DUH got really into his karaoke night, so much so he pulled out a gun and fired off a round! Find out what happened & more, like "forever" not being forever for a business, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lot of people are heading to sports bars, so they can watch postseason basketball on multiple TVs. But why go somewhere when you can turn your living room into a sports bar?? Find out how & more, like a man in Flori-DUH stealing lap dances, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The police had to be called to remove a house guest...and it ended in an arrest. And, of course, it comes from Flori-DUH! Find out what happened in IDIOTS OF THE DAY! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It seems more and more we have to tell you about people using food as a weapon. And it's only appropriate that it comes from Flori-DUH! Find out what when down in this IDIOT OF THE DAY! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Flori-DUH man was arrested for arson after he was caught starting fires in a Florida national park. Though he thought he had a good defense for his fire-starting actions... Find out what his excuse was & more, like first dates on Valentine's Day, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ICYMI: Hour Two of ‘Later, with Mo'Kelly' Presents – An in-depth look at the new Marvel Cinematic Universe ‘Fantastic Four: First Steps' trailer AND the ‘IRL film club' mission to make movie watching a “communal experience” again…PLUS - FloriDUH NEWS with a “stripper banana attack at a Florida 7-Eleven” AND more proof that a ‘Zombie Apocalypse' is not as far-fetched as we thing with the discovery of Zombie Spiders - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app

A Flori-DUH man's baloney has a first name & it's spelled F-E-L-O-N-Y! Find out how his baloney sandwich landed him in trouble in IDIOTS OF THE DAY! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Generally, when we have a story this stupid, it comes out of Flori-DUH! But this time, it's coming from our neighbors to the North in Cana-DUH! Find out how this Canucknuckle-head found himself in a cold situation & more, like a diet that will turn you orange, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Send us a textFirst, a look at the Florida where Senate President Ben Albritton, newly installed in his leadership role, exhibits his penchant for being a political butt-weed rather than an upholder and defender of the Constitution and the rights of the People, by denying even so much as an honest evaluation of an open carry bill simply because the Florida Sheriffs Association doesn't like open carry. “I trust my law enforcement officials, and that's where I stand" was his pathetic comment.So, I guess the free exercise of our rights here in Florida only happens at the whims of the Sheriffs Association?Then, a look at another political animal in Florida named Randy Fine and his hypocritical grandstanding regarding the Marjorie Stoneman Douglas Act of 2018, one that he voted "Aye" for, but now claims he's going to rectify his mistake. Royce proves that this is nothing more than Fine's attempt to garner the vote of 2nd Amendment Americans, whom he poo-poo'd when their ire was enflamed towards him in 2018.Support the showAskari Media GroupBuy Paul Eberle's book "Look at the Dirt"Paul Eberle (lookatthedirt.com)The Deadly Path: How Operation Fast & Furious and Bad Lawyers Armed Mexican Cartels: Forcelli, Peter J., MacGregor, Keelin, Murphy, Stephen: 9798888456491: Amazon.com: BooksVoice of the Blue (buzzsprout.com)

A man in Flori-DUH is showing his neighbors that he's one of the biggest fans of "A Christmas Story" in the world! Find out how he's doing this & more, like a vanity license tag racking up thousands of dollars of fines, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm out this week taking care of my mental health, so I'm running some shows from this year that deserve another listen, especially right now. Today, from January 16: The Trump slide into fascism has brought with it some dangerous new trends like the banning of books, whitewashing history and a massive backsliding of personal rights like abortion and bodily autonomy. One of the most heinous attacks has been on the rights of people to live their own authentic lives.I've been hyper-focused on what's going on in Florida as I lived there for much of my life. The current governor is the worst in the country when it comes to pushing his own perverted sense of morals on the rest of the nation from his sickening directives like the “Don't Say Gay” bill, prohibitions on African American studies AP high school courses and 6-week abortion ban for a start.Now, as the legislative session began this week, we learn of new legislation that would outlaw transgender adults. Really. I'm not overstating that.I learned of this latest outrage last week though an article at Alternet written by one of today's guests. Erin Reed, aka Erin in the Morning, whose substack of the same name reports on trans and queer news and legislation so that we're all aware of what is going on.Erin and I will be joined by our old friend ‘Boca' Britany Somers, host of The Brit Somers Show, a trans woman trying to live her life in Floriduh.

Your humble hostess voted today on the first day of early voting in West Virginia. The polling place was packed, even in poor, blood-red MAGAT WV. MAGA, mean while, is big mad. If you listen carefully, you can hear plaintive MAGAT wailing across the fruited plain in the wake of General Kelly describing Nitwit Nero as a fascist. "A kicked dog will holler," as the saying goes. Federal judge blisters MonkeyUp in FloriDUH with a scathing reminder of the purpose of the First Amendment. North Korea has sent troops to die in Mother Russia. Big, damning document coming and Nitwit Nero is having a(nother) fit. MAGATS desperately trying to disenfranchise military personnel serving abroad . . . but only the ones from swing states.

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FoxSnooze's Brett gets his bias laid Bare by VP Harris. FloriDUH don't want no womens litter-ature gettin' a-taught in their colleges. Dave Bautista delivers possibly the most epic takedown of Nitwit Nero EVAH! The funding deficit stands at $1,720. We keep this program the most accessible one in progressive broadcasting, but it still takes money. When you contribute, you make sure anyone who wants can listen.

Floriduh braces for Milton. MAGAT attack blonde declares she's "heard of" dead babies floating in the water. Alex Jones grunts that Kamala is controlling the hurricanes. NC GOP congressman has to call out all the lies members of his party are spreading. Kamala goes on "The View" and King MAGAT has a conniption.

When you're pulling off a robbery, the getaway is almost as important as the robbery itself. A man in Flori-DUH found that out the hard way! Find out what happened & more, including "perks" coming to Amazon workers, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ICYMI: Hour Three of ‘Later, with Mo'Kelly' Presents – Thoughts on the impact of internet addiction on teenagers…PLUS - FloriDUH News with a stripper suing Florida over the state's new “adult entertainment business age restrictions” AND a look at Hailey “Hawk Tuah Girl” Welch's 5 minutes of fame - on KFI AM 640…Live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app

Have you ever been to a fortune teller? If you're in the market for one, you probably don't want to go to the one in Flori-DUH who has been arrested for allegedly robbing her clients at gunpoint! Find out how she made off with $12,000 & more, including "a waterfall of manure", in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Flori-DUH criminal was hiding from police...when he was betrayed by his phone. Find out what happened & more, including a unique piece of stationary that's going viral, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're a fan of Werther's Originals and ice cream, McDonald's may have the perfect treat for you! Find out the details of that & more, including a Flori-DUH man who "tried to convince" a bar it wasn't closing time, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Growing up, we'd roll our eyes if someone gave us new underwear or socks as a gift. But as adults? We absolutely will take those! What are some other "boring things" we like now that we're adults? Find out that & more, including a Flori-DUH driver who threw spaghetti in a fit of road rage, in STUPID NEWS! #PhilShowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another busy day in today's strange new world. We begin today with breaking news from my adopted state of Arizona where we moved from Floriduh because AZ was a bit less fascist... Well, today the AZ Supreme Extreme Court upheld an 1864 near total ban on abortions. The only exception is to save the life of the mother. Yeah, I'll have a few words on that one to start today's show. While we're on the subject of abortion, the orange weather vane backtracked on his promise of a national abortion ban yesterday only to be criticized by some of magaT world, including the sycophantic Lindsey Graham. TFG lashed out so Lindsey did what Lindsey does and dropped to his knees to do magaman's bidding. You can't make this shit up. Then, I'll speak with the author of a new book hits the shelves today. TRIPPED: NAZI GERMANY, THE CIA, AND THE DAWN OF THE PSYCHEDELIC ERA by author Norman Ohler recounts the reason psychedelic drugs are classified as dangerous narcotics. Of course, one need look no further than the Nazis. Figures. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nicolesandler/message

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The Trump slide into fascism has brought with it some dangerous new trends like the banning of books, whitewashing history and a massive backsliding of personal rights like abortion and bodily autonomy. One of the most heinous attacks has been on the rights of people to live their own authentic lives. I've been hyper-focused on what's going on in Florida as I lived there for much of my life. The current governor is the worst in the country when it comes to pushing his own perverted sense of morals on the rest of the nation from his sickening directives like the "Don't Say Gay" bill, prohibitions on African American studies AP high school courses and 6-week abortion ban for a start. Now, as the legislative session began this week, we learn of new legislation that would outlaw transgender adults. Really. I'm not overstating that. I learned of this latest outrage last week though an article at Alternet written by one of today's guests. Erin Reed [http://twitter.com/ErinInTheMorn], aka Erin in the Morning [http://www.erininthemorning.com/], whose substack of the same name reports on trans and queer news and legislation so that we're all aware of what is going on. Erin and I will be joined by our old friend 'Boca' Britany Somers, host of The Brit Somers Show [http://britsomers.substack.com/], a trans woman trying to live her life in Floriduh. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nicolesandler/message