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Here’s the thing….ya girls are here to spill the tea on our early 20s, haters + motivators, and the complexities of dating (if you can even call it that..) ALL girls, boys, moms and DADDIES are welcome to join us on our journey of being cute, black, and fab in Hollywood. Talk soon! xx

Janet & Alexa


    • May 25, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 37m AVG DURATION
    • 122 EPISODES


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    EP. 122: THIS ONE GETS NASTY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 34:07


    Brace yourself!! This one gets personal and weird. Lots is said in this episode lmao. Love you guys so much!!!! IG: @heresthethinggg  

    EPISODE 121: WE *~EMBARRASSED*~ OURSELVES ON STAGE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 29:22


    Oh shit we got some major updates for y'all this episode! Some toxic and some not lmao. Honestly please manifest some peace and blessings for us bc shit is WILD right now. Love you guys soooo much it hurts our little hearts xoxoxo   follow us on IG: @heresthethinggg watch our youtube videos (if you want) 

    EPISODE 120: THE TRUTH ABOUT COACHELLA

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 37:54


    Coachella is a hot mess y'all and is def officially cheugy!!! Janet spills the tea on what it's actually like to go to coachella, tinx's recent scandal, and of course Kim's Kardashian's photoshop fails. xx

    EP. 119: HANGXIETY IS REAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 30:36


    HEYYY sisters and misters! Welcome to another chaotic episode where we recap a wild and spontaneous Friday night out in LA and talk about other very random shit that you guys for some reason live laugh LOVE to hear about lmao. Thanks for listening luv you xoxoxo Follow us on IG: @heresthethinggg

    EPISODE 118: JANET'S MOVING TO DALLAS?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 30:08


    Janet has decided she wants to move to Dallas for a man and Alexa's not having it.  Make sure you're following us on IG: @heresthethinggg

    EPISODE 117: NOT OUR BEST WORK

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 37:10


    Apparently we're going on a book tour by summer and we got some nosey people listening to the pod. Please listen to this episode and check in on us because we don't really know what's going on??? LOVE YOU, MEAN IT! XOXO

    EPISODE 116: ALEXA'S DAD GIVES JANET DATING ADVICE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 43:55


    AHAHHAH WE WENT OFF!!!! Listen now for a fun chat with Alexa's dad as we continue to navigate "dating" if you can even call it that.  WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!!! XOXO

    EPISODE 115: SURPRISING ALEXA WITH JUSTIN BIEBER

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 29:39


    BESTIES... sorry for the delayed episode. Life has been testing us lately and we're barely surviving.... BUT (I) Janet surprised Alexa with tickets to see our forever daddy of the week hehe xx WE LOVE YOU ALL xx

    EPISODE 114: BOY UPDATE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 31:32


    WE HAVE A BOY UPDATE & JANET IS ON HER TANA MONGEAU SH*T! WE LOVE YOU ALL XX

    EP. 113: LONELY GIRL HOUR

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 32:27


    To be honest we don't even remember what was said in this episode but what we do know is that we get very emo and deep but yall love that shit so enjoy lol xoxoxo follow us on IG:  @heresthethinggg

    EP. 112: IDENTITY CRISIS BUT MAKE IT PERSONAL GROWTH VIBES?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 37:42


    Ayooooo we're back with the second ep of the year. This episode is as unhinged as ever but we're assuming that's the energy y'all keep coming back for, right?? Also we get kind of deep halfway through so brace yourself for that too.. Follow us on IG if you know what's gucci @heresthethinggg

    EP. 111: UH OHHH BACK AGAIN!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 31:56


    WE'RE BACK BESTIES!!! We missed you all so much and we know you missed us too! This week is a fun little catch up on what has been going on with your favorite chaotic besties. We will be back every Wednesday

    EP. 110: FIRST DATES & SELF REFLECTIONS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 36:04


    Update episode vibes!!! This week we catch you guys up on our ever so chaotic dating lives and talk about our ~~emotions~~ we love you guys thanks for listening!! xx FOLLOW US ON IG: @heresthethinggg

    EP. 109: TIPSY THERAPY TALK

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 34:25


    Janet thinks Alexa is "girly" (?????), we're both having a THICC moment, and then we get randomly deep about therapy while way too tipsy. Another classic chaotic episode with your besties. Thanks for listening love you all SO MUCH! Xoxoxo FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @heresthethinggg

    EP. 108: PERIODS, EMOTIONS, & REALIZING THINGS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 29:39


    And we're back again with a lot of oversharing and personal thoughts about everything from PMSing & periods, shaving, college hook ups, realizations, Gen Z, and more. We're back on our Fireball shit and just chat chat chatting away. Also do you guys read these? Lmao let us know. Love youuuuuu thanks for listening xoxox FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @heresthethinggg  

    EP. 106: NOTHING GOES ACCORDING TO PLAN

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 35:18


    We went to Outside Lands and a lot happened. LITERALLY NOTHING went according to plan but is anyone surprised? A lot of shit went wrong (classic) but we still slayed (we think)?! Thanks for listening we love youuuuu xx Follow us on IG: @heresthethinggg  

    EP. 106: FIRST DATE TIPS BUT MOSTLY OTHER SH*T

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 41:01


    Alright y'all this week we attempt to give you tips on how to get ready for a first date, but it ended up turning into us talking about all of the guys we have/haven't liked that the other one has dated and a lot of other very random personal shit. As always we kept it very chaotic. Thanks for listening love youuuuu xx FOLLOW US ON IG: @heresthethinggg  

    EP. 105: THE REAL TEA ON OUR FRIENDSHIP

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 30:57


    It's Janet's birthday!!!!! WOOOOO pop off queen! In this wholesome episode we tell each other 3 things we love about each other and dive into the deets of our friendship. Love y'all and go wish Janet hbd!!!! xoxoxoxoo  

    EP. 104: OPEN RELATIONSHIPS & MARRIAGE *EMO*

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 41:07


    Trigger warning this one gets weird?? Janet cried... talking about her ex and we went off about our take on marriage and open relationships. So enjoy?? WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! Follow us on IG: @heresthinggg

    EP. 103: WE'RE *STILL* NOT OKAY :)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 31:37


    Another week, another episode from your favorite chaotic duo. This week's episode highlights: Janet's stomach hurts Kim K continues to be good at everything by absolutely slaying when she hosted SNL  The guy who gave Alexa "the ick" keeps calling (?) We discuss the complexities of post-Covid fashion FOLLOW US ON IG: @heresthethinggg

    EP. 102: BIG LIFE CHANGES!!! (but make it chaotic)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 35:00


    We're growing up and it sucks??? help us???? we both moved, and are struggling in all areas, but we ALWAYS remain hot, young, fresh, and cool no matter what. We love you guys!!! So much!!! xoxo! FOLLOW US ON IG @heresthethinggg

    EP. 101: BRB ON OUR THOT SH*T

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 43:02


    Well well well...we're back and we have SO much to say. LOTS of life changes coming up for both of us and we are nervous!!! But also excited??? SOS. Since we know y'all show up to hear about our chaotic dating lives: Janet's roster is bussin and Alexa is simply back on her hoe shit......and we spill the tea. Follow us on IG: @heresthethinggg  

    THE BIG 100!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 35:08


    WE DID IT JOE!!!!!! 100 WEEKS 100 EPISODES WE NEVER MISSED A WEEK! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT! YOU ALL MEAN THE WORLD TO US! (We did a very exposing Truth or drink to celebrate) Follow us on IG: @heresthethinggg Watch our youtube channel Shop our merch

    EPISODE 99: STAGE 5 CLINGER & MET GALA REVIEW

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 30:45


    WELP! here we are.. 99 weeks later and we're TERRIFIED to hit 100 episodes. Janet got attached to a guy she met a week ago and we were NOT IMPRESSED with the Met Gala looks this year!  we love y'all!!! FOLLOW US ON IG @heresthethinggg WATCH OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL SHOP OUR MERCH

    EPISODE 98: CERTIFIED F**K BOY

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 41:07


    We asked you guys on instagram to share some of your weirdest hook up stories and y'all DELIVERED! Listen to this ep if you want to cringe a little LOL! *WARNING* If you're an ex don't listen and if you're a family member you already know the drill! XOXO! Follow us on IG @heresthethinggg Watch our Youtube channel Shop our merch

    EPISODE 97: THE "ICK"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 35:21


    we have bad news sisters... Alexa got the "ick" from question mark boy and Janet has a new secret mystery boyfriend/roster member?? WHO KNOWS... sorry y'all this one is a lil reckless! Follow us on ig: @herethethinggg Watch our Youtube videos Shop our merch

    EPISODE 96: CANCELING & PLANNING DATES

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 32:38


    Ayooo sisters! Shockingly back at it again with randomly a lot to say...SOMEONE CONFISCATE OUR MICS PLZ Janet goes on a rant about a mystery man, Alexa planned a secret date, and we don't trust men!!! Love you guys so much (obvi) xoxoxo Ps we have fans in Spain!!! How cool WOW shoutout Elena

    EPISODE 95: HUNGOVER BUT MAKE IT FASHION

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 34:26


    Hi beautiful people!!! Another weekend recap because what else would we talk about! We're hungover and kinda struggling in this one but we showed up and showed out!!!! xoxox FOLLOW US ON IG @HERESTHETHINGGG WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS SHOP OUR MERCH

    EPISODE 94: DATING APP DEALBREAKERS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 40:04


    hiii besties!!!! navigating dating apps can be the absolute worst so we went offfff about some of our deal breakers! and reminder to the guys in our lives.... DON'T LISTEN PLEASE????? FOLLOW US ON IG: @heresthethinggg WATCH OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL SHOP OUR MERCH

    EPISODE 93: HOW TO GET OVER A GUY *OR AT LEAST TRY*

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 36:47


    Yeeeehawwww your girls are back!! Janet broke the hiatus *shocker* and Alexa got far too buck wild at a wedding... We also give our very unprofessional and unsolicited advice about how to attempt to get over an ex, situationship, or any mans who has fu**ed with your vibe. Oh also we tell you guys a pod related secret that we have been keeping from you hehe We love you guys sooooo much!!! xoxo FOLLOW US ON IG: @heresthethinggg SHOP OUR MERCH Watch our YouTube videos!!!!!

    EPISODE 92: BLOCKING OUR EXs & ANOTHER HIATUS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 37:53


    we literally talked about soooooo much in this episode... Janet texted her ex, Alexa survived covid, we're on a hiatus from men, and we're over James Charles and Olivia Jade. lol xoxo FOLLOW US ON IG @heresthethinggg SHOP OUR MERCH WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS  Get $20 off your Squeeze massage: https://squeeze.app.link/Kz7oOdrU8hb

    EPISODE 91: UNTOLD STORIES FROM ALL GIRLS BOARDING SCHOOL

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 20:47


    Janet here solo bc our good sis Alexa got rona... but we NEVER miss a week and I (janet) tell some of my favorite boarding school stories! xoxo FOLLOW US ON IG: @heresthethinggg WATCH OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL SHOP OUR MERCH

    EPISODE 90: ONE NIGHT STAND 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 45:14


    look... we've all been there before. and we're here to share the best and of course the worst one night stands. as always, we make the mistakes so you don't have to! xoxo Follow us on IG: @heresthethinggg Watch our Youtube channel Shop our merch

    EPISODE 89: 24 HOURS IN VEGAS IS SIMPLY TOO MUCH

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 34:54


    we're chaotic and cant be stopped.... play spin the bottle if he says he has 2 kids.. he's lying he has 4 book a trip to vegas with your besties don't ever cry in the club and if you mention your ex you have to buy a round of shots xoxo Follow us on IG: @heresthethinggg Shop our merch Watch our Youtube channel

    EPISODE 88: GIRLS TRIPS ARE BACK & WE NEED A NANNY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2021 43:41


    IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH (at us) FOR 40+ MIN STRAIGHT... LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE NOW!!! Janet went to NYC and Alexa slayed Nashville! We also had a terrible Brazilian waxing experience and wondering if it's worth gambling $10k this weekend in Vegas??? SOS??? xoxo Follow us on IG: @heresthethinggg Shop our merch Watch our Youtube channel

    EPISODE 87: VERY VERY VERY PERSONAL Q&A

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 29:25


    BYE... we're so personal in this one... CRINGE ALERT.. But in all seriousness we answered some steamy questions from our DM's and fully send it.. ENJOY xx SHOP OUR MERCH FOLLOW US ON IG @heresthethinggg WATCH OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL

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    EPISODE 86: FIRST DATE ANXIETY & PSYCHO B!TCH BEHAVIOR

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2021 32:42


    BESTIES....  we literally need to stop talking. we went so rogue in this ep that it's low key cringe?? Something insane happened to us on Saturday night, and Janet is going on a first date!! SOS!!! WE LOVE YALL... PRAY FOR US FOLLOW US ON IG: @heresthethinggg SHOP OUR MERCH WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS

    EPISODE 85: SPONTANEOUS SUMMER VIBES (& NEW BOYFRIENDS HEHE)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 27:41


    HEYOOOO!! Janet has a bf and Alexa went on a spontaneous trip to Maui! PURRR!! We are truly living our best lives right now and loving absolutely every second of it. Hot girl summer is here and we are ready to SHINE!!! PURRRR XOXO!!!! SHOP OUR MERCH FOLLOW US ON IG: @heresthethinggg WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS

    EPISODE 84: HOW TO BE THE HOTTEST GUEST AT A WEDDING

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2021 39:25


    HI BESTIES! Listen up if you want to hear us chat all about our fun wedding weekend and how to be simply hot when attending a wedding. Also! Huge shout out to our friends who got married this weekend! WE LOVE Y'ALL! FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM @heresthethinggg SHOP OUR MERCH WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS

    EPISODE 83: THE STREETS ARE CALLING... AND WE'RE ANSWERING

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 35:46


    HOT GIRL SUMMER IS OFFICIALLY HERE AND WE CAN'T BE STOPPED. We met boys on Friday night and had some very interesting experiences (Janet needs to help) !!!! Also how old is too old?? We talk all about age gaps in relationships *cough* Amelia & Scott hehe xoxo SHOP OUR MERCH FOLLOW US ON IG: @heresthethinggg WATCH OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL  

    EPISODE 82: BAD HANGOVERS & EVEN WORSE HOOKUPS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 36:37


    HEY 1942! WE DON'T LIKE YOU!!! WE HAD EXTREME HANGOVERS AND FINALLY TELL YOU ALL A BIG SECRET FROM EPISODE 70 HEHE!! XOXO FOLLOW US ON IG @HERESTHETHINGGG WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS SHOP OUR MERCH

    EPISODE 81: MOM *PLEASE* DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ONE

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 26:13


    This is kind of a twisted ode to Mother's Day?? We randomly go on a longgggg tangent about kids (scary!!) and a wholeeee lotta other things that would definitely get us into an uncomfy conversation if our moms listened. So if you're not our moms ENJOY!!! Love you guys the absolute most. Like literally we love you as much as possible. Ok have a great rest of your day besties! ily!! ciao!!! xx FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @heresthethinggg Watch our YouTube videos: SHOP OUR MERCH  

    EPISODE 80: BREAKING NEWS... IF YOU CHASE, THEY RUN

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2021 25:15


    Dropping some major knowledge on our sisters this week re: chasing guys. We don't do it anymore. Period. Definitely listen to this episode if you're craving some chaotic La Cienega weekend recap energy and want to hear about a recent (and relatable) experience we had at Cheesecake Factory. Until next week sisters. WE LUV U   Follow us on IG: @heresthethinggg SHOP OUR MERCH SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL

    EPISODE 79: VAXXED GIRL SUMMER

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 35:18


    HA! Y'ALL! We literally said so much in this ep. If you're one of our "haters" listen to this ep. If you're our "besties" listen to this ep. We slayed and conquered yet another sister chat all about our chaotic lives... while under the influence. how fun?? XOXO! SHOP OUR MERCH FOLLOW US ON IG WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS    

    EPISODE 78: RIDIN' SOLO WITH ALEXA (WORST FIRST DATE, RELATIONSHIP STATUS, TOXIC EXs)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 31:16


    yo yo yo it's ya girl Alexa coming at you SOLO!!! If you wanna hear me talk about my worst first date, revisiting ex flings, my current relationship status & more well then it's your lucky day babe. thanks for listening, loving, laughing and living with us. WE LUV U xoxoxoo SHOP OUR MERCH FOLLOW US ON IG WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS  

    EPISODE 77: A VERY POWERFUL DEBATE RE: GHOSTING

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 22:09


    Janet was ghosted.... Alexa is ghosting... we need to talk about it NOW!! XOXO! HEHE! SHOP OUR MERCH FOLLOW US ON IG WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS

    EPISODE 76: BESTIE I'M AFRAID TO TELL YOU THIS

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 15:53


    we need to be honest and have a check in with y'all. we love you all dearly xoxo SHOP OUR MERCH WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS FOLLOW US ON IG

    EPISODE 75: WE'RE ENTERING THE DANGER ZONE

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 24:57


    So if you haven't noticed... we have been really transparent on the pod. Y'all make us feel safe so we just ramble.. and we did just that this week. Janet went to Vegas, we got into an argument during this episode, and we're vaccinated hehe! xx Follow us on IG Shop our merch Watch our Youtube videos

    EPISODE 74: HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU SISTER

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2021 35:08


    WE'RE HEARTBROKEN! PERIOD! SOS! FOLLOW US ON IG WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS SHOP OUR MERCH

    EPISODE 73: HOLLYWOOD IS HOT... PERIOD!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 23:28


    THE WEEKEND WAS AWFUL!!! SO SO SO BAD!! WE BROKE UP WITH OUR "BOYFRIENDS"!! LISTEN UP BECAUSE HOLLYWOOD IS SIMPLY HOT! PERIOD! XOXO! FOLLOW US ON IG SHOP OUR MERCH WATCH OUR YOUTUBE VIDEOS

    EPISODE 72: UNHINGED IS OUR NEW NORMAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2021 20:12


    UNHINGED IS OUR NEW NORMAL! PERIOD! WE DON'T HAVE A REASON OR EXCUSE AS TO WHY WE TELL YOU GUYS THIS MUCH TEA BUT WE DO! EVERY SINGLE WEEK! PERIOD! P.S - Janet might have a bf in a week?? Thoughts? Follow us on IG Shop our merch Watch our Youtube videos

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