Humans Vs. The Internet

We may be out of our league here, but we've really given it our best shot to throw you a curveball this episode with some ridiculous internet-related content provided by and about sports fans that you'll love! Phew, it was exhausting trying to fit so many sports idioms into one clunky sentence. Play along with us and test your sports knowledge in this week's episode!

Ever wish your pet could tweet to let you know how their day is? Feel like mingling with some penguins over coffee? Play along with us this week as we discuss the weird ways people have interacted with the internet about pets and animals. If you move quickly, you may be able to catch Kara in her lion costume trying to catch a cow. 

Put on your LuLaRoe fart leggings and join us for a workout this week! Play along as we dive into the absurdity that is Goop, learn how Urban Dictionary misuses health and fitness related terms, and diagnose yourself thanks to WebMD. 

Is the truth really out there, or is it just Fran Drescher? Join us this week as we discuss how crazy people get on the internet in regard to their extraterrestrial fandom. Learn interesting alien trivia, brush up on your Scientology, and see which of your favorite celebrities have had close encounters of their own. 

Yes, we get it, you're obsessed with murder. So are we. But you're only a true fan of true crime if you own your own copy of Jeffry Dahmer's tax return, so listen to this week's episode to find out how you can up your true crime obsession game. 

Strap in and prepare to be wowed by the 3 most knowledgeable Marvel superfans you will ever encounter! Just kidding.....we still don't know the difference between Tony Stark and Mr. Shark, but we definitely know that Fritz Von Meyer is a much more realistic name than Meyer Von Fritz. Join us and play along at one of our most ridiculous episodes to date. We apologize to any actual Marvel fans out there, we promise we will try harder next time. 

You may think you are a Disney fan, but how deep is your love really?? We want to start out by saying that we are deeply apologetic for ruining anyone's childhood memories while listening to this episode. Please forgive us. Play along with us as Kara tantalizes us with some erotic Disney fiction, get scientific with Kirsten's evidence and hypothesis game, and learn some random trivia from Andrew about crazy things Disney fans have done. Again.....we are so, so sorry. 

In a galaxy far, far away......that's about all we know. Turns out we aren't the biggest Star Wars fans, but we found a lot of people on the internet who are! Join us as we play along and learn all about our hero Look and our heroine Layla and their daddy Darth, who may or may not be INTJ. 

Where are our Potter-heads at?? This season, we are diving into the bizarre culture of obsessive fandom on the internet! Join us as we read along with HP fan fiction, guffaw at bot-written stories, and guess titles that better describe each of the Harry Potter movies. If you're lucky, you may get to hear us G.I.R.L. a time or two in this episode. 

Some lovely little nuggets of embarrassment await you, friends! Enjoy some of our favorite moments of stupidity from the season as we prepare for Season 4!

Some lovely little nuggets of embarrassment await you, friends! Enjoy some of our favorite moments of stupidity from the season as we prepare for Season 4!

The humans don't stand a chance this week as we take on the complete lunacy that is the world of internet crazes. Fancy a quick dip in some soy sauce? Do you have what it takes to win the Birdbox Challenge? Did you prepare for Y2K enough? Play along with us, but please, for the love of all things good in the world....do NOT try this at home. 

Let's get real, friends. Or.....someone's version of real. Love or hate it, reality TV is wildly entertaining. Come play along with us this week and learn about Kara's moment in the sun on American Idol. Be impressed....be very impressed. 

Get out your foil hats and join us this week as we delve into the bonkers world of Conspiracy Theories! Who is actually a time-traveling vampire, who is a cannibal, and where is the secret headquarters of the Illuminati? Play along with us and see if you can guess the most bizarre things that people somehow actually believe. 

We are sitting in our glass house this week and throwing stones! Join us as we tackle the topic of PODCASTS behind the safety of our microphones and play games about podcasts that may even be weirder than our own!

This week we are shifting from the big screen to the small screen and entering the world of TELEVISION! Join us as we guess the price of obscure television props, try to determine which Emmy-winning show is being described by some truly brutal reviews, and guess the worst Family Feud answers of all time. 

Celebrities: they're just like us! We also claim to have had sex with ghosts, believe planes are releasing poison into the atmosphere, and have malls built beneath our houses. Come play along with us this week and learn new things you will wish you didn't know about the Hollywood elite. 

Did you hear that lyric correctly? Whose side are you on: Fofty or Randall? Can you guess which musician the mean tweet was about? This week, we are focusing on all things music! Come play along with us and we promise you will learn things you never wanted to learn.

This week were are playing games about games! Play along with us as we navigate the world's worst internet and traditional video games, battles some dinosaurs and mummies, and learn how to make money on Twitch. 

We are back with another Pop Culture episode! This week, we are sinking our teeth into SPORTS. We have all sorts of games surrounding sports.

We are back with another Pop Culture episode! This week, we are sinking our teeth into NEWS. We have all sorts of games surrounding the news, whether real or fake. Join us as we play "Real Fake News Fake Fake News?" hear embarrassingly casual news from the Northern Territory, and finish with a rousing game of "Real News or Onion?" It's a bumpy ride of misinformation this week, so buckle up and enjoy!

We are back for season 3 and WE HAVE JINGLES! This season, we are navigating the muddy waters of pop culture in all of its forms. Today we have all sorts of games surrounding the topic of MOVIES. Join us as we guess the movies from #explainafilmplotbadly, learn about Australian representation in film, and listen to the beautiful (and haunting) vocal stylings of Kara. 

We have reached the bottom of the cutting room floor this week, thankfully! Join us us as we relive the insanity that was the Midwest and China, and stay tuned for a really beautiful tribute to Kara from Andrew!

We are tackling the most embarrassing moments from both the California and Spain episodes this week! Listen in and help us decide if our podcast actually has anything to do with the internet after all, and stick around to meet our great frenemy Moe. 

If you join us in London this week, we promise you will learn life-saving tips! You will also get to hear a ton of embarrassing content from Kara and learn how to write the perfect scathing review of a douche bar filled with crap, so we highly recommend you give it a listen. 

We are heading to New Orleans with our biggest broom in hand this episode. The stream of consciousness in these clips is next level, and we apologize for offending anyone whose legal status is debatable. 

This week we are sweeping up the embarrassing content from the New York and Japan episodes. Hold on tight, friends, because this one gets a bit rocky. If you haven't listened to the original episodes, please go check out Season 2 Episodes 2 and 3. To our listeners and friends in Milwaukee, please accept our deepest apologies on Andrew's behalf. Also, we can't wait to visit your romantic city. 

We’ve pulled out the broom again and swept up the mess from The Cutting Room floor. Join us as we give the humans of the internet a break and spend some time laughing at our own stupidity!

Come play in China with us! From the weird items available on Wish to the bizarre news headlines to the knock-off brands, we explore the some of the weirdest offerings China has to offer. 

This week we are traveling to the Midwest, which we have heard is best described as "cold and flat." Join us and our special guests, the gals from the Greener Grass Podcast, as we explore some of the best things we could find on the internet about this cold, flat wonderland. Remember to always keep your eyes peeled, as you may end up covered in feces or chased by Jeffrey Dahmer. 

Vamos a la playa, amigos! Play along with us as we navigate around the beautiful country of Spain, from the night clubs of Ibiza to the architecture of Barcelona. Proceed with caution, though, as we may need to dodge an errant pig head or two being thrown onto the field. 

Grab your surfboard and join us in the land of celebrities, serial killers, and startups this week! If you're lucky, we may take an excursion to the beautiful Franzia Winery.

London is calling this week and we answered, for better or for worse. Join us as we attend some of the best AirBnB experiences, follow Twitter parody accounts, and get horrified by the terror that was Weetabix and beans. We hope the Queen accepts our sincere apology for everything you will hear on this episode. 

The Big Easy awaits, humans! Things get downright weird this week as we share tales of encounters with Nola residents, news stories that are impossible to believe anywhere other than New Orleans, and learn some slang that couldn't possibly embarrass any of us. 

Konnichiwa, humans! Join us as we travel to Japan this week and explore the weird and wonderful ways people respond on the internet to the things they find there. Stay wary, though, you never know when you will have a surprise encounter with the Yakuza!

We are visiting the Big Apple this week! Join us as we hear stories of Andrew becoming a true New Yorker, learn about how terrible Broadway is, and differentiate between the New York Subway System and a Subway sandwich shop. Spoiler: it's more difficult than you may think. 

Join us as we travel Down Under this week! We may even buy you a Bloomin' Onion at one of the 7 wonderful Outback Steakhouse locations in Australia. If you have any questions about Australia, we've got you covered this episode. We get to the bottom of some of the most frequently asked questions, test our creative journalism skills, and learn some new and puzzling terms Australians use for things. 

Welcome back, humans!! We are THRILLED to be back for a second season, and this year we are hitting the road. In our first episode, we thought we would stick close to home and explore the weird wonderfulness that Florida offers. Join us for some fun in the sun, a visit or two from Florida Man, and games showcasing just how poorly the Sunshine State interacts with the internet. 

We can finally put away the broom. We made it to the bottom of the Cutting Room Floor! In this last episode of our special between-season series where we expose ourselves for all of our imperfections, we have an epic surprise. Yes, we will share never before heard clips of us sharing personal and embarrassing things, but there's so much more in this one. If you were a fan of the first season of the show, you can't miss this episode! Hint: we have a very special guest.

Come to the third row, Chris! This week, we revisit the infamous Celebrities episode and dig ourselves deeper into the Chris Kirkpatrick saga. We also learn more about how best to win a foot race, how to be successful at mispronouncing every name you say, and which former president was the most honest.

In this week's Cutting Room Floor, we revisit The Holidays! Take a trip with us back to December where we learn that Kara is secretly a writer, director, and massive LOTR fan. We also tackle the important issues such as: "who invented witches?" If you listen to the whole episode, you may just be lucky enough to earn an invitation over to our house to celebrate the holidays in 2021!

In this week's Cutting Room Floor, we get to hear the full power of Kirsten's voice due to some bad microphone settings, learn an important tip for keeping snakes under control, and mourn as we learn about the untimely passing (several years ago) of a very beloved star.

For this week's episode, we swept up the best cut content from the infamous Novelties chat. It's been months since we smelled the putrid stench of liquid ass, so we thought it was about time to reconvince everyone that Andrew is, indeed, a human and definitely not a robot. Other extra content includes learning how to unwrap a barn, hearing about the novelty items we received for Christmas, and witnessing the start of Kara's new career as a chia pet model.

We are revisiting the Politics episode this week, humans! Join us as we beg for MORE GORE and learn valuable life-saving tips that will certainly come in handy when we "assume dear dead." We apologize profusely, to anyone who is lactose intolerant, for the time when Andrew mentioned milk during this episode.

In today's episode, we finally get to make fun of Andrew! We swept the cutting room floor for the stupidest things we said during the Thanksgiving episode, and we really learned a lot. Apparently you need to take a daily herpes test if you spend time around harpies. Who knew? Enjoy more of us embarrassing ourselves for your entertainment!

In today's episode of the Cutting Room Floor from the Restaurants episode, Kirsten takes a nap, Andrew learns about shotgunning beers, and Kara comes to terms with her "Babyyyyyyyyyyyy" addiction. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we are in big trouble here.

Today we continue our journey towards personal embarrassment by sharing our cutting room floor content from Episode 2: Travel! We get to meet the interrupting orange, find out what's better than a Ross Dress For Less, and prove that Kirsten and Kara are consummate professionals at all times.

In The Cutting Room Floor, we really let it all hang out. Join us as we discuss "Episode 1: Origin Stories" and share the most embarrassing and hilarious clips that we edited out of the original episode. Please accept our apologies in advance for what you are about to hear.

Happy New Year, humans! It's the season 1 finale you didn't know you needed! Get your cotton balls, Peletons, and sex toys out and prepare yourself as we give our recommendations for how to succeed with your fitness-related New Year's Resolutions. Please do keep in mind that we are not licensed physicians and our advice is complete garbage.

Celebrities are just like us, right? Well, not all of us launch full-on Twitter wars with our exes and try to buy twitter handles off of innocent entrepreneurs, but celebrities sure are entertaining to watch as they interact with the internet. As a special treat, this week we get to hear the not-at-all-embarrassing story of when Kara went head-to-head with the internet to try to connect with a celebrity and lost big time!