Ian Hates Movies

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!It's a special double-episode of Ian Hates Movies where Nick and Ian talk about the end (probably not) of the Halloween franchise, Halloween Ends AND the new reimagining of the Hellraiser series, Hellraiser (on Hulu). Why limit yourself to talking about one bad movie when you can do it some more on the same episode!?!?!HAPPY HALLOWEEN!Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify

Nick and Ian return to talk about more nails in the coffin that is Netflix! This time, it's the Jamie Foxx vehicle, ‘Day Shift'! Let's just say there are a lot of “sighs” throughout the show. Nick actually does it so much, sometimes the mic doesn't pick them up! Hahaha. Just listen in. You'll have fun.Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify

Nick and Ian return to talk about another Stephen King adaptation, ‘Firestarter.' Not only that, they compare the book and the original movie to this horrendous remake, haha. But, let's not give everything away here, go take a listen to this fun show!Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify

It's been a while, but on this episode, Ian is joined by Chay Parker (his interwebs buddy) to discuss a movie they both enjoy, Train To Busan! Listen in as the guys discuss talking about films on social media, zombie movies, and a complete dissection of Train To Busan. See, I didn't go for the zombie puns there at all!Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify

It's another chance to hear Ian rant about one of his all-time favorite movies! Can Nick derail his love? Find out in this brand new episode of Ian Hates Movies!Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify

This was inevitable. It's Ian's favorite horror movie franchise, but does it stand up to the others? There's no reason to spoil anything here because all the spoilers are in the episode! So why don't you take a listen, and I'll be right back…Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify

That's the last time you'll hear us say “Resurrections,” since this movie is absolute REGURGITATION. Is it the worst movie Nick and Ian have watched in 2021? You'll have to listen to find out!Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify

You wanted more Halloween/Horror movie talk, and now you got it! Ian and Nick dive into the recent Fear Street Trilogy but don't worry, it's not a six-hour show going scene by scene, haha. Instead, the guys just talk about all three movies and have a lot of fun doing it.Oh, also, Ian is sick, so this is probably the most imperfect Ian Hates Movies episode, but they're just having fun anyway.Listen in if you dare. You're in for a scare…Wait, that's Goosebumps. Nevermind…Click the links below for your favorite way to listen: Spotify

WE BROKE THE STREAK! THIS MOVIE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ZACK SNYDER OR DC!Ian and Nick go back in time to one of Ian's favorite horror movies, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors! Why does Ian like a third sequel so much and does Nick agree? Listen and find out.Have some fun with this blast from the past (not the movie, the phrase)…Just have some fun and take a listen. It's free and we don't get paid! Hahaha. Spotify

Ok, so the streak continues. Even THIS movie has Zack Snyder attached to it!Ian and Nick talk about the new The Suicide Squad movie by James Gunn. Is it a sequel, remake, reboot…who knows? We apologize for the length of this show. It's almost as long as the actual movie, but you won't get an apology from Gunn for that, so…I guarantee you, you won't hear these takes on other shows.Just have some fun and take a listen. It's free and we don't get paid! Hahaha. Spotify

It looks like Ian Hates Movies is now dedicated to comic book movies and anything associated with Zack Snyder…FINALLY, though, we get the Black Widow movie no one asked for until people told us we should be asking for it, nay, DEMANDING IT AND IT'S FINALLY HERE! Does it live up to the hype generated by the constant delays, articles about how terribly Black Widow was portrayed in the other Marvel movies, or that it's the first movie in MARVEL'S PHASE 4?!?!?!?!You'll hear that answer and many more if you just listen below… Spotify

It’s a first for Ian Hates Movies as Ian and Nick do a LIVE commentary track for the new Zack Snyder joint, Army of the Dead! This is off the cuff and covers the entire movie, with instructions of when to start the movie on Netflix and everything. Let us know if you like this format, and we might do it more in the future. Remember, since it’s a commentary track, there are spots where there’s no talking. This isn’t a “normal” Ian Hates Movies episode. I hope you enjoy it more than the actual movie!WE LOVE ZACK SNYDER!!!!!! Spotify

Zack Snyder’s Justice League is a terrible movie and you should never watch it. We did so you don't have to, so just listen to the show below. Trust me, we did it for your own good. Think this is a shitty description? I do not care, I won’t spend any more time on this garbage movie, hahaha. Listen below to the only fun you’ll ever squeeze from the garbage water that is Justice League… Spotify

The reboot that no one was calling for is finally here! After about a year and a half hiatus, Ian Hates Movies has returned! The only movie that could wake its much-needed slumber was, of course, Wonder Woman 1984! Listen as Ian and special guest host Nick, dissect everything wrong in this tired DC sequel. Enough talk here, this is a long show, hahaha. If you don’t want to listen on the site, listen here: Spotify

Time to talk some Marvel!Jackson returns to Ian Hates Movies to talk about his favorite movie, Captain Marvel! I know, I couldn’t believe it either. Anyway, Ian and Jackson talk Captain Marvel, Endgame, and a whole lot more on this new episode, so check it out!Also, this is really a hangout show. Ian and Jackson are relaxing on a Friday night, drinking beers, and decided to talk Marvel so apologies for the background sounds and there’s no editing! It’s just two people shooting the shit about comic book movies, having fun. Hope you enjoy!Does Ian Hate Captain Marvel…Make sure to support Jackson with everything he does by following the link below:Jackity Youtube:Jackity - YouTubeDon't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes (Apple Music), Stitcher, Google Podcasts, SoundCloud, Spotify, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Plus, please check out the new Patreon link and support the shows even more!PATREONSpotifyIan HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudYouTubeAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.

Time to talk about the biggest movie this week, Bohemian Rhapsody, on this new episode of Ian Hates Movies!Ian and Kelly are at it again, but is it possible they’re on opposite sides this time…Was Bohemian Rhapsody a biopic of Freddie Mercury or Queen?Was Queen’s timeline correct?Did they really use CGI for the Live Aid footage?All these questions and so much more answered on the new episode of Ian Hates Movies once you hit that ‘Play’ button…Does Ian Hate Bohemian Rhapsody…If you go to iTunes and rate Ian Hates Movies 5 stars and leave a review, please let Ian know (using the links below) and Ian and Kelly will shout you out on the next show! It really helps so thank you.Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes (Apple Music), Stitcher, Google Podcasts, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Plus, please check out the new Patreon link and support the shows even more!PATREONIan HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudYouTubeAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.

Kelly is in Italy, so Ian went out and found the next best thing…ex-co-host of Ian Hates Music, Jackson! Listen in as the guys talk the new Halloween on a brand new Ian Hates Movies!Was the new Halloween worth it? Did it live up to the hype?Why all the questions? This Halloween was 40 years in the making, so of course the Ian Hates Movies on it needed time to come out as well. The best things in life take time…Let’s fucking get to it!Does Ian Hate Halloween (2018)…If you go to iTunes and rate Ian Hates Movies 5 stars and leave a review, please let Ian know (using the links below) and Ian and Kelly will shout you out on the next show! It really helps so thank you.Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes (Apple Music), Stitcher, Google Podcasts, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Plus, please check out the new Patreon link and support the shows even more!PATREONIan HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudYouTubeAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.

Well, Ian and Kelly did the other Purge movies, so I guess they have to do this one too…in this episode of Ian Hates Movies, Ian and Kelly talk The First Purge…That intro doesn’t sound exciting, does it? Well, that’s because The First Purge is a lazy cash grab for the corporate fat cats over at Blumhouse. But, you’ll get a lot of entertainment in this episode by listening to Ian and Kelly rip it apart and tell Blumhouse how it should have been done.Let’s not give away everything though, get ready to laugh…Does Ian Hate The First Purge…Yes…If you go to iTunes and rate Ian Hates Movies 5 stars and leave a review, please let Ian know (using the links below) and Ian and Kelly will shout you out on the next show! It really helps so thank you.Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes (Apple Music), Stitcher, Google Podcasts, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Plus, please check out the new Patreon link and support the shows even more!PATREONIan HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudYouTubeAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.

It’s Bleach time on Ian Hates Movies!Ian’s been waiting for some reason, any reason, to talk Bleach on Ian Hates Movies since he’s a huge fan of the anime and now there’s a reason! The new live-action Bleach is on Netflix!Listen in as veteran Ian schools amateur Kelly on everything there is to know about Bleach! And, listen to Ian butcher Japanese names! Hoorah! More exclamation points!!!!!!!Does in hate Bleach: The Soul Reaper Agent Arc…Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes (Apple Music), Stitcher, Google Podcasts, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Plus, please check out the new Patreon link and support the shows even more!PATREONIan HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudYouTubeAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.

It’s Scott Pilgrim vs. the World time!FIGHT!See? They said they weren’t going away again.Ian and Kelly are back with a brand new episode of Ian Hates Movies! Ian is a bit sick and there are some technical difficulties on Kelly’s end, but it’s ok, you’re still going to have a lot of fun as Ian and Kelly talk Scott Pilgrim vs. the World!It’s time for a classic, cult movie that Ian has wanted to talk about since the first time he saw it. You might think to yourself, “but there’s a lot of visuals in Scott Pilgrim”, and you’re right. So, what did Ian and Kelly do? Well, they mixed in some Ian Hates Love! That’s what they did. If you don’t like sex and relationship talk, this episode is not for you! Hahaha.Also, Ian loves Mary Elizabeth Winstead, so there’s also that.But…does Ian Hate Scott Pilgrim vs. the World...Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes (Apple Music), Stitcher, Google Podcasts, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Plus, please check out the new Patreon link and support the shows even more!PATREONIan HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudYouTubeAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.

WHAT THE WHAT?!?!?!Ian and Kelly are back with a brand new episode of Ian Hates Movies! I’m guessing you never thought you’d see that again, but it’s fucking true! That’s right, raw, and unedited! Ian and Kelly are trying a different format and also trying to get that chemistry back…did it work? You’ll have to listen to find out.After much arguing and screaming, they decided to make their triumphant return (to podcasting…) with Avengers: Infinity War! I know, I know, it came out in May and now it’s September, but that’s why they’re doing it. Everyone has had plenty of time to see it and this way Ian and Kelly can get their groove back…Time to nerd out the way you missed nerding out! Does Ian Hate Avengers: Infinity War...Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes (Apple Music), Stitcher, Google Podcasts, SoundCloud, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Plus, please check out the new Patreon link and support the shows even more!PATREONIan HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherGoogle Play MusicSoundCloudYouTubeAll sound bites or clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.

Todd and the Book of Pure Evil...do you even know what we're talking about? If you don't, you're missing out! Todd and the Book of Pure Evil was a Canadian TV show that lasted two seasons and years ago through a crowdfunding campaign, they made an animated movie that just came out... There's a lot to go over here and a lot of new equipment and a new editor! Lots of variables changing, so let's see how it goes! Ian has a lot to say about this since it was one of his favorite shows...does that translate to the movie as well?Does Ian Hate Todd and the Book of Pure Evil: The End of the End...Besides the regular links, Ian Hates Shows now has a Patreon account! So, if you have the means, you can donate by clicking the link below:Ian Hates PatreonAnd, Ian wants to start putting episodes on the YouTube page, so click the link below to subscribe to the Ian Hates YouTube channel. Once a certain number is reached, the URL can be customized! Ian Hates YouTubeDon't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below:Ian HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherSoundCloudAll sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.

Ian and Kelly are back to be fangirls of Marvel! That's right! DC sucks and it's time to talk about good comic book movies! In this episode, Ian and Kelly talk Spider-Man: Homecoming and Thor: Ragnarok, PLUS, this is the first time Kelly is in charge of editing! How did she do... Let's reiterate first though...It's Marvel time! For this episode, that means you get a double feature of movies Ian and Kelly saw and didn't get a chance to talk about! Does Kelly continue the trend of hating all the movies Ian chooses? Even recent Marvel movies? Listen in and find out!Does Ian Hate Spider-Man: Homecoming and Thor: Ragnarok...Besides the regular links, Ian Hates Shows now has a Patreon account! So, if you have the means, you can donate by clicking the link below:Ian Hates PatreonAnd, Ian wants to start putting episodes on the YouTube page, so click the link below to subscribe to the Ian Hates YouTube channel. Once a certain number is reached, the URL can be customized! Ian Hates YouTubeDon't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below:Ian HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherSoundCloudAll sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.

Another first for Ian Hates Movies! It's time to transcend movies and music with special guest, author, Jason Pellegrini! Jason Pellegrini is the award-winning author of The Replacement, Booth, and his new novella, The Cool Kids. This is a long-form conversation that covers Jason's background, TV (Buffy!), movies, and movie adaptations of books! Plus, even more. This is a lot of fun, so Ian knows you're going to enjoy it! Did I mention a lot of talk about Stephen King...Also, in true Ian Hates Movies fashion, MANY SPOILERS AHEAD! But don't worry, it's all much older material, so you should be fine.Does Ian Hate talking movie adaptations...Don't forget to support Jason Pellegrini and check out his growing collection of works:Jason Pellegrini - WebsiteJason Pellegrini - FacebookJason Pellegrini - TwitterJason Pellegrini - InstagramJason Pellegrini - AmazonThanks so much once again to Jason for coming on the show. Ian and Jason could have continued that conversation for a lot longer, so you know this isn't the last time you've heard Jason on Ian Hates Movies!Besides the regular links, Ian Hates Shows now has a Patreon account! So, if you have the means, you can donate by clicking the link below:Ian Hates PatreonAnd, Ian wants to start putting episodes on the YouTube page, so click the link below to subscribe to the Ian Hates YouTube channel. Once a certain number is reached, the URL can be customized! Ian Hates YouTubeDon't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below:Ian HatesFacebookTwitterInstagramiTunesStitcherSoundCloudAll sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy!Long days and pleasant nights.

It took a while (hey, the Blu-ray isn't even out yet), but this is Part 2 of Ian Hates Movies talking IT! Though, it's not just that! It's also another combo with Ian Hates Music! That's right, the only man to ever do both shows, the great Grey Sorenson of Charlatan joins Ian Hates Movies once again!  Unlike Part 1 with Kelly, Ian and Grey will not only talk about the new IT movie and the 90s' TV miniseries, they will also dive deep into the depths of the book known to ruin clowns for many a child by Stephen King (of course)! So, that means book spoilers! Be prepared and listen in as Ian and Grey go off on so many tangents you won't believe your ears!  You're really going to enjoy this, so what are you still doing reading? Click that button and start the show! Show Pennywise what you can handle! Does Ian Hate IT...Part 2... And, don't forget to support Grey Sorenson and Charlatan! Their awesome album 'Remarkable' came out in April and it's on Ian's list for best of 2017! Click the links below to support the guys! Charlatan - Facebook Charlatan - Instagram Charlatan - Merch Charlatan - Twitter Grey Sorenson - Facebook Grey Sorenson - Instagram Top Coat Media - Facebook Top Coat Media - Instagram Charlatan - Tango Video Thanks so much once again to Grey Sorenson of Charlatan for coming on Ian Hates Movies for the second time! What movie should the guys do next? Besides the regular links, Ian Hates Shows now has a Patreon account! So, if you have the means, you can donate by clicking the link below: Ian Hates Patreon And, Ian wants to start putting episodes on the YouTube page, so click the link below to subscribe to the Ian Hates YouTube channel. Once a certain number is reached, the URL can be customized!  Ian Hates YouTube Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

This is not only Part 1 of the new IT movie in 2017 (Part 2 coming in 2019), it's also Part 1 for Ian Hates Movies talking Stephen King's IT! In this episode, Ian and Kelly talk about IT and the miniseries from the 90's!     If you haven't seen IT yet, I'd be surprised. It killed (like that?) box office expectations and murdered (get it?) a bunch of box office records. Ian and Kelly dive deep into the new movie and the made for TV miniseries. There will be no book spoilers in this episode! Keep that in mind. Like I mentioned before this is Part 1 because there's going to be another all-new Ian Hates Movies on IT with Grey Sorenson of the band Charlatan for Part 2! In this episode, Ian and Grey will talk the new movie and the miniseries compared to the book! Stay tuned for Part 2! Until then, let's get to Part 1 of Ian Hates Movies!  P.S. - Please forgive Ian once again. He just had oral surgery and recovery is on-going.  Does Ian Hate IT... Besides the regular links, Ian Hates Shows now has a Patreon account! So, if you have the means, you can donate by clicking the link below: Ian Hates Patreon And, Ian wants to start putting episodes on the YouTube page, so click the link below to subscribe to the Ian Hates YouTube channel. Once a certain number is reached, the URL can be customized!  Ian Hates YouTube Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Netflix has gone and made one of Ian's favorite animes into an English movie...perfect time for Kelly to return to Ian Hates Movies right???   There's a lot of "hate" going around for this reboot/remake/whatever you want to call it. Was this the right platform for Death Note? Is it the same story? Why does it take place in Seattle? is this Twilight for Death Gods? Some of these questions and more will be answered when you listen to Ian and Kelly explore the new world of Death Note!  P.S. - Please forgive Ian. His voice is a little hoarse after singing the night away the previous...night...I guess... Does Ian Hate Death Note... Besides the regular links, Ian Hates Shows now has a Patreon account! So, if you have the means, you can donate by clicking the link below: Ian Hates Patreon And, Ian wants to start putting episodes on the YouTube page, so click the link below to subscribe to the Ian Hates YouTube channel. Once a certain number is reached, the URL can be customized!  Ian Hates YouTube Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

It seems like forever since the last Ian Hates Movies, but never fear, this is going to be a special one. For the first time ever, a past Ian Hates Music guest crosses over to Ian Hates Movies! That's right, Grey Sorenson, the lead vocalist of Charlatan joins Ian to talk everything The Dark Tower and Ian Hates Movies and Music tangents of course! WARNING! The Dark Tower book series is Ian's favorite and one of Grey's favorites as well. So for this special episode, Ian and Grey will not only do movie spoilers, they will also do BOOK spoilers. If you haven't read The Dark Tower series by Stephen King and want to, this is not the episode you should listen to. There will be a Part 2 of this episode where Ian and Kelly will only talk movie spoilers! Ian knows you're going to love this episode, so get your favorite billy-bumbler, grab the jawbone of a demon, and enjoy! Thankee-sai!  Does Ian Hate The Dark Tower... Follow the links below to support Grey and Charlatan: Charlatan - Facebook Charlatan - Instagram Charlatan - Revival Recordings Charlatan - Merch Charlatan - Twitter Grey Sorenson - Facebook Grey Sorenson - Instagram Thanks so much once again to Grey Sorenson of Charlatan for coming on Ian Hates Movies this time! Great guy and great music! Look out for IT when it comes out in September too. Ian and Grey will do another great episode on that as well! Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Today's movie on Ian Hates Movies is the cult classic from 2006, She's The Man, starring the comedy genius Amanda Bynes!  Why are Ian and Kelly talking She's The Man? Did you hear the Get Out episode? Kelly lost the hilarious bet! So listen in as Ian and Kelly talk cross dressing, soccer, and wax poetic about high school...  Does Ian Hate She's The Man... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Ian and Kelly never got to see the "horror"/mystery/thriller Get Out when it was in theaters, so since it just came out on DVD, the guys jumped at the chance to take a look on this week's episode of Ian Hates Movies! Have you seen the Rotten Tomatoes score? Did Get Out live up to the hype, or is just another Blumhouse cash grab? Listen in to Ian and Kelly and see what they think. Does Ian Hate Get Out... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Why are Ian and Kelly talking Warcraft on Ian Hates Movies? Did you forget about the major motion picture that came out last year? Of course you did, you and everyone else in America. But, if from overseas, it's probably your favorite movie apparently! Keep in mind, this is Warcraft: The Movie, not Warcraft: The Game, so please don't expect Ian and Kelly to know anything about the game! But, that one Orc is super hot! Which one? You'll have to listen to find out! Does Ian Hate Warcraft... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

It's horror movie time as Ian and Kelly talk Don't Breathe on this episode of Ian Hates Movies! Did Ian and Kelly survive this modern home invasion horror movie with a twist? What would they have done? Did the movie go too far? Too shocking? Don't know why these questions are being asked? Listen to the episode! Does Ian Hate Don't Breathe... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

This is the movie you've been waiting for! The first of the summer blockbusters! That's right, this episode of Ian Hates Movies covers Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2! Listen in as Ian and Kelly talk everything Guardians of the Galaxy. Where does it rank in the list of great Marvel movies? Does it surpass the original? All these questions and more in this episode of Ian Hates Movies! Does Ian Hate Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

You read that correctly. It was bound to happen...Ian and Kelly are talking the romantic drama The Lake House on this episode of Ian Hates Movies... It stars Sandra Bullock, Keanu Reeves, and a magic mailbox! Out of the three of them, which do you think does the better acting job? Bu dum ch! Why talk about it here when you can listen right now? Does Ian Hate The Lake House... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Things are finally getting a little back to normal for Ian and Kelly, so it's time to get back to Ian Hates Movies! And, Ian's looking to make you really "hate" him because this episode is all about Forrest Gump... Forrest Gump is definitely a "Kelly" pick, so hopefully, you enjoy that, haha. It may sound out there, but Ian is NOT a fan of Forrest Gump, but instead of getting mad, don't be a "Jenny" and why not listen to a comedy show with different opinions than yours (possibly)...and we can all laugh together! Does Ian Hate Forrest Gump... #DontBeAJenny Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! PLEASE DO NOT SEE THE BELKO EXPERIMENT. Ian and Kelly are not using reverse psychology on you and they've never done this before, but they don't want you to waste your time and money on The Belko Experiment. Don't be rubes like James Gunn and Blumhouse want you to be! Leave it to Ian and Kelly to see the terrible movies and you get to listen to the awesome, FREE, Ian Hates Movies episode! Isn't that better? Normally, people may see the movie before listening to a specific episode of Ian Hates Movies. Ian and Kelly are aware of this of course. But, for The Belko Experiment, please just don't. Just listen to the episode. It's more intelligent, funnier, and it won't insult you as a human being (well maybe sometimes, haha). Just listen in and hear what Ian and Kelly mean. If you've seen Battle Royale, Hunger Games, or Office Space, you'll understand soon enough. Does Ian Hate The Belko Experiment...YES! P.S. - There's a mechanical demon that has possessed Kelly's mic for random parts of this episode! Pay it no mind and they're sure they'll EXERCISE THE DEMON! Get it... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Ian and Kelly broke their theater streak but still got a good movie in this week. On this episode of Ian Hates Movies, they talk the next installment of the J.J. Abrams' Cloverfield universe, 10 Cloverfield Lane! This psychological thriller/alien invasion movie 10 Cloverfield Lane stars John Goodman and one of the loves of Ian's life, Mary Elizabeth Winstead! Let's get to 10 Cloverfield Lane already! You're gonna need to talk about this before the next one comes out! P.S. - Ian is sick again! Damn the winter! He apologizes if his voice waivers from time to time. Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Three weeks in a row Ian and Kelly have gone to the theaters to see movies. That's gotta be a record! In this week's episode of Ian Hates Movies, Ian and Kelly talk the new FOX/Marvel superhero movie Logan starring Mr. Wolverine, Hugh Jackman! Is this the best superhero movie so far? Is it the saddest? The most realistic maybe? Tune in to see what Ian and Kelly have to say about the newest chapter in Wolverine's movie career. Enough talk, listen to the new episode of Ian Hates Movies on Logan and hear Ian get all choked up and show emotion! P.S. - Ian might be getting sick again and it can be heard slightly in his voice, stupid cold weather! Anyone want to pay him to move to Texas already? Any jobs available? Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Keanu Reeves is back in John Wick: Chapter 2! You wanted Ian and Kelly back too...So they're back! Get to your sommelier and choose something suitable for this episode of Ian Hates Movies as Ian and Kelly take you through one of the best action movies in recent memory! No use jaw yappin here, just listen in! Does Ian Hate John Wick: Chapter 2... P.S. - Kelly is off jet-setting, makin that money! So, Ian and Kelly apologize for any technical difficulties that may, or may not have shortened the episode. Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: Ian Hates Facebook Twitter Instagram iTunes Stitcher SoundCloud All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Welcome everyone to your make-up Valentine's Day! That's right, it's time for Fifty Shades Darker time... Ian is suffering from some unknown illness, could it be allergies...or the movie itself...it's a mystery! Not really... This may actually be the shortest Ian Hates Movies of all time, so even if you have no desire to see Fifty Shades Darker or talk about it, never you worry! Neither do Ian or Kelly obviously! Listen in as villainous villains are set up for the "exciting" conclusion coming next year! Does Ana get everything she wants? Is Christian a SADIST?!?!?!? The answers are 'yes' and 'yes', but you should still listen anyways, haha. Does Ian Hate Fifty Shades Darker... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: http://www.ianhates.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ianhates/ https://twitter.com/ianhatespodcast https://www.instagram.com/ianhatespodcast/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ian-hates-movies/ http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ian-hates-movies https://soundcloud.com/ianhates All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

This brings everything full circle with Fifty Shades of Grey. Grey, was one of the first written reviews that Ian Hates ever did. But, this episode certainly isn't a rehash of old material! The original plan for the Ian Hates Movies Valentine's Day Special, was to talk Fifty Shades Darker. But, the massive snow storm in the northeast ruined those plans...much like many a Valentine's Day plan! Am I right? Am I right? So, Kelly watched Fifty Shades of Grey AGAIN! Crazy right? And she brings her unique perspective to the topics covered in this terrible, but pretty humorous movie! You're going to enjoy all the personal stories and resulting comedy that comes from this NSFW episode of Ian Hates Movies! Does Ian Hate Fifty Shades of Grey... Welcome to the comedy show! P.S. - Ian apologizes for how his voice reacts to the cold and snow sometimes. Hopefully it'll be all better soon! Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: http://www.ianhates.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ianhates/ https://twitter.com/ianhatespodcast https://www.instagram.com/ianhatespodcast/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ian-hates-movies/ http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ian-hates-movies https://soundcloud.com/ianhates All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Wow, Ian and Kelly are really choosing some depressing movies recently... Do you think this is how they feel about Valentine's Day? Probably! To continue that trend, Ian and Kelly talk the 2010 romantic drama Blue Valentine. They of course talk about the movie as well as their own personal views of love and relationships. Oh boy! I'm sure it's super positive! Let's not give away too much here, just check out the show and let Ian and Kelly know what you think about love. It might be a depressing movie, but that doesn't mean Ian and Kelly can't get some comedy out of it! You gotta remember to laugh through the tears sometimes... Does Ian Hate Blue Valentine... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: http://www.ianhates.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ianhates/ https://twitter.com/ianhatespodcast https://www.instagram.com/ianhatespodcast/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ian-hates-movies/ http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ian-hates-movies https://soundcloud.com/ianhates All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Finally! A movie Ian is actually afraid of. If you've never heard of the movie 'Teeth', then maybe you don't understand, but if you listen, you soon will. But, turns out this is Kelly's favorite movie...In fact, she even says she'd want this as her superpower! That's fucked up! You just have to listen to understand how fucked up it really is. Continue your Ian Hates Movies experience with their continued Valentine's Day fucked up movies about sex and relationship romp with 'Teeth'! Does Ian Hate Teeth... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: http://www.ianhates.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ianhates/ https://twitter.com/ianhatespodcast https://www.instagram.com/ianhatespodcast/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ian-hates-movies/ http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ian-hates-movies https://soundcloud.com/ianhates All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Watch out! What's that behind you?!?!?!? Oh no worries, it's just Ian Hates Movies! It's not a monster slowly following you to kill you in a horrendous way...or is it? Who did you have sex with? You better check! Scary stuff man...also this is going to be another NSFW episode, though, do I really have to say that at this point? Anyway...Ian and Kelly are continuing their trend of great relationship movies! Hahaha. This week it's the awesome horror movie from 2014, It Follows! Listen in as Ian and Kelly talk about their theories on the film and a bunch of sexual explicit content! Haha, is that their new thing now? You'll have to listen to find out! Does Ian Hate It Follows... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Movies on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Now on SoundCloud too! Links below: http://www.ianhates.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ianhates/ https://twitter.com/ianhatespodcast https://www.instagram.com/ianhatespodcast/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ian-hates-movies/ http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ian-hates-movies https://soundcloud.com/ianhates All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! EXPLICIT CONTENT ALERT! EXPLICIT CONTENT ALERT! Although everyone who knows Ian Hates Movies, knows it's a comedy show, it's important to state that again from time to time, haha. Young children and adults without a sense of humor should not listen to Ian Hates Movies. There are plenty of other shows you can listen to. Thank you to those who get it! On today's episode of Ian Hates Movies, it's a Kelly pick! Kelly has wanted to talk the 2011 romcom 'What's Your Number?' forever! Because this movie, starring Anna Faris and Chris Evans, deals with a lot of sexual topics, so do Ian and Kelly! It only makes sense. This will also give all you Haters out there a glimpse of what Ian Hates Love will include sometimes! So kick back, take off your pants...wait, no, don't do that. Just listen privately (NSFW) and enjoy this really fun episode! Does Ian Hate What's Your Number?... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Music on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Links below: http://www.ianhates.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ianhates/ https://twitter.com/ianhatespodcast https://www.instagram.com/ianhatespodcast/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ian-hates-movies/ http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ian-hates-movies All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

It's the first anniversary of Ian Hates Movies! Ian, Kelly, and special guest Mandy, are celebrating by talking about some movies that they've teased on the show, almost from the beginning! That's right...Forest Gump...No, no, no...that's coming sometime later, haha. No, this time they're talking about the Christopher Nolan Batman Trilogy! That includes: Batman: Begins Batman: The Dark Knight Batman: The Dark Knight Rises Wow, can you believe it?!?! That also doesn't include some anniversary chatter and the trademark tangents you've come to know and love! Enough typing and reading, just listen! Does Ian Hate Batman... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Music on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Links below: http://www.ianhates.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ianhates/ https://twitter.com/ianhatespodcast https://www.instagram.com/ianhatespodcast/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ian-hates-movies/ http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ian-hates-movies All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

What better way to start 2017 than with film about a dystopian future where the last of humanity is on a train powered by perpetual motion? There is none is the correct answer here! Kelly is away on business, so Mandy was nice enough to join Ian for in-depth discussions on Chris Evans and his muscles...oops...I mean...discussions about the balance of a fragile ecosystem, nature vs. nurture, class-ism, and Captain America! Damn, did it again! Oh well. Just listen in on these discussions and enjoy! Wilford is divine! Does Ian Hate Snowpiercer... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Music on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Links below: http://www.ianhates.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ianhates/ https://twitter.com/ianhatespodcast https://www.instagram.com/ianhatespodcast/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ian-hates-movies/ http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ian-hates-movies All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Ian and Kelly are back with their final installment of the holiday movie series for 2016. This time, it's a different choice for them. A movie maybe you'd never expect, The Family Man starring Nicolas Cage and Tea Leoni! See, Ian kind of has emotions (Kelly has absolutely zero though!). Just listen and you'll see what I'm talking about. Back to "regular" movies after this one! Does Ian Hate The Family Man... Don't forget to support Ian Hates Movies! Subscribe, rate, and share Ian Hates Music on iTunes, Stitcher, Google Play Music, and any of your favorite podcast listening apps! Links below: http://www.ianhates.com/ https://www.facebook.com/ianhates/ https://twitter.com/ianhatespodcast https://www.instagram.com/ianhatespodcast/ https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ian-hates-movies/ http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/ian-hates-movies All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

No intro today, just read one of the greatest monologues in cinema history that takes place in the 1984 "family" movie Gremlins! "The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus." Now listen to Ian and Kelly discuss THAT! By the way, Kelly is traumatized by Gremlins so enjoy that as well! Does Ian Hate Gremlins... All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Wait...that's not Santa! It's...KRAMPUS!!!!!! Kelly is definitely on the naughty list and Ian's on the nice list (of course), but since he was in the vicinity of her, Krampus has sucked them both into hell! Oh no! Well, at least they can still do the show! Listen in as Ian and Kelly tackle the Christmas horror/comedy Krampus (2015)! The release year is added because there are a ton of straight-to-DVD movies with similar names (as Kelly can attest to). Christmas tangents galore for your ear-holes on the way! Also, if somehow you didn't understand the ending to the movie, you will after this! Does Ian Hate Krampus... All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.

Reindeer Games (2000)...really? Well...tis the season right? Listen in to hear Ian and Kelly talk the rather HATED "Christmas" heist movie Reindeer Games starring Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, and Gary Sinise. What happened? That's what Ian and Kelly will try to explain while asking even more questions like: Why did they do that? Wouldn't he be safe if he just did this? And so forth, and so on... Does Ian Hate Reindeer Games... All sound bites or film clips are exclusive property of their respective owners and are in no way affiliated with Ian Hates Podcast or its' sponsors. They are used here for entertainment purposes only. Enjoy! Long days and pleasant nights.