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Johnny & Dee replay the day.  Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

JJO Morning Show


    • May 21, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 1,020 EPISODES


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    It's So Veiny

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2026 44:43


    Anello of Central Waters joins Trixie for some new NA action plus their new Bourbon and Bourbon Rye. Pizza Pthursday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    "You Wanna Fire Me, Bye." 

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2026 42:41


    AI effed it up again. Millionaire dreaming. A-holes everywhere. Donny from the Mallards kicks ass and takes names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Can Put That Thing Anywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2026 37:28


    Who doesn't love lil smokies? Breakin' records. Team asteroid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Made Lance Puke Today

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2026 42:38


    Door Dash nightmare. You drunk bitch. Lock the bathroom door or I'm punching you in the face.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Visit Uranus, And Mine, Thank You

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2026 36:21


    Let's move this choir concert along. Coin convo. Zoltar er no.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Like It Real Sloppy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2026 31:14


    The history of sloppy joes. She's deaf, not a terrorist. Whoopsy daisy on that engagement sitch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Don't Touch My Rubbery Whisker

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2026 35:55


    AI Step challenge master. Catfish to the max. Let's have some more fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ryan Seacrunt Is The Worst

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2026 46:26


    Marriage ain't for e'eryone. Vince Neil er no. Are you cool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You'll Pry My Fingers From My Cold Dead Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2026 41:40


    BEES! I Need Those Fingers. Twilight Zone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's Not That Cream Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2026 29:04


    World record er no. There's a friggin' stork here. Ope, not your spleen. Mother's day brutality. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Total Eclipse Of The Shart

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2026 41:25


    SNOW?!?!?! Understand this, bitch. Pizza Pthursday probs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sounds Liken Someone Is Stirring Mac N Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2026 33:21


    Mac n what now? Beverage day. Seis de mayo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Haulin' Those Huge Taters'll Make You Dizzy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2026 38:21


    Not Dolly!!! No, there is no girl code. Guitar solo debate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Show You My Sarlacc Pit

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2026 36:22


    Star won't. Hantahellnaw. 6-7cussion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'm Taking A Pair Of Her Used Panties With Me

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2026 45:00


    "You know who matters? ME." We tired. T Bell employee of the month. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Feces-ing Is A Word Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2026 44:15


    Damn kid is in the claw machine again. How do you shower? Poop smearer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You're Getting The Footlong

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2026 43:15


    Long distance schmistance. More records more breaking. Cat Chat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Return to Dust In Studio - Convo and Coupla Bangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2026 41:32


    Danger over Danger is a lot to handle. Return to Dust are just the nicest dudes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You're The Piggy In MY Blanket

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2026 38:14


    30 Bucks? EFF YOU MAN! 2 chicks at the same time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Wienerfest Is Not What It Sounds Like

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2026 34:20


    Earth Day Mothafugga! Tipping, how does it work? Wienermobile is not for making love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It Makes Your Wiener Smaller

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2026 38:52


    A smoky sex fix. Scary ass balloon rides. A nickel for your thoughts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'm Not Your Spaghetti Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2026 36:26


    Just take your damn trip, you annoying people. 4/20 brah. Bears! Er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Tell You What I'd Do With A 3rd Thumb

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2026 45:26


    Psychic er no? That lobster was juuuuust fine, crazy lady. No celibacy here folks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Show You My Dinghy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2026 43:16


    That dude is guilty AF. Auctioneering - not easy. Ticketmaster going down? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Greased Up Like A Slippery Pig

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2026 44:09


    Mmmmmmmeaties er no. You the funeral. Big quad is an asshole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Then She Turned Around And Flashed Her Vagina

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2026 35:47


    AI Jesus Christ. Put her back in the well. Katy Perry Clam Stamp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Thomas Jefferson Would Love Hey Dudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2026 42:48


    Space idiots. Thomas Jefferson day! We support ya Brit Brit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's Always The Sweaty Dude

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2026 42:37


    Catch these hands. Grilled cheese chat. Johnny Danger Jeopardy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Didn't Know Fart Tubes Existed Until Today

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2026 35:12


    Girl farts vs boy farts. Guess what today is? I TOLD YOU!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Don't Rhyme With Trike

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2026 41:15


    Worst Egg Hunt ever. 5:50 Fapping. Secrets about the high school swim class that none of us wanted to know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Beaver Bash 2026

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2026 37:04


    Just pay a dollar for the effin' cookies,man. AI music is the devil. National Beer Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    National Twink Day Is Totes Dif

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2026 36:58


    WKRP in Cincinnati is really gonna be a thing. Twinkie Day. Monogamy er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Look At The Udder On That Dude

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2026 39:34


    Toe suckers are a certain breed. Easter madness. Leave it to Gwar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Space, Man. It's So... Big, Dude.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2026 41:01


    Existential crisis Thursday!!! Easter time cray cray. Peanut butter jelly time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    NOT A Meat Wallet

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2026 36:20


    Make that noise again, I dare you! Why is everyone making sourdough, anyway? Hot Dog Holster or Wiener Wallet, you decide! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    See What Happens When You Let Women Vote???

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2026 45:35


    Some folks just can't make good choices. You can't go to space, you can't even make bagels. Lines of Loyalty in studio!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Don't Put Your Peen On The Robot Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2026 48:17


    Barbie dream expo. G spot mapping. Fugitive kangaroo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We Play Fetch In The Cemetery

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2026 37:13


    Nightmare vacations. Disturbing the peace. Kamikaze delivery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Come Over And Feed My Pigeon

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2026 39:47


    You'll find me at the Burger King. Don't hold your own semen. Scientific analysis of A.I.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Hand Me My Inflammation Sock

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2026 34:12


    I can't pee with Flea watching me. Beds on planes, What could go wrong? Covid+ package.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Look What I Found At The Nursing Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2026 31:09


    Don't mess with Jack Reacher. Unarmed and dangerous. Johnny only wants pudding and Matlock.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    No Artistic Value In His Mighty Man Noodle

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2026 42:33


    We know some sports things I guess. I am the expert in Gross Misdemeanors. Sleep? Never heard of her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Can I Get The Anesthesia On The Side

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2026 32:27


    Are Johnny and Lance good Kissers? Johnny woke up with something in his butt. Ode to Chuck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Not The Teabag I Thought

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2026 31:05


    We're off to North Korea. Duggar huggin er nooooooooooooo berrrrroooh. There's a barbie in my brain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dumber Than A Box Of Hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2026 36:20


    Wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for all this flouride. Holy meteor, batman. ROBOT FRIGGIN DOGS BRAH. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Classic Nipple Tweak During Guitar Solo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2026 29:34


    BEARS! Sexy time playlist. My science boner is throbbing rn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    She's In Her Whore Phase, Leave Her Be

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2026 39:35


    Make that pussy cat purr. Sex Fix has a real life cheater. Bitch took the bathroom sink. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Had Myself An Eargasm

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2026 34:16


    Fish sammie make my pussy pop. Smelly smells. Qtip sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Prevacation P*ssy Prep

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2026 33:41


    Why does everything cost $1400? Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets. The phrases that good mates use. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    He Licked His Fingers And Went About His Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2026 32:47


    Dealing Barbies over here. Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Retreat To This Bush

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2026 42:10


    Stupid cute lottery winners. You can't be doin' all that at the KT. Four lokos'll getcha. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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