JJO Morning Show Podcast

Follow JJO Morning Show Podcast
Share on
Copy link to clipboard

Johnny & Dee replay the day.  Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

JJO Morning Show


    • Sep 3, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 1,091 EPISODES


    Search for episodes from JJO Morning Show Podcast with a specific topic:

    Latest episodes from JJO Morning Show Podcast

    If You Ejaculate, That's God's Plan

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2026 42:19


    The dry hump factor. Moose vs dog owner. Gabe Aranda. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    One Chili Ring To Rule Them All

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2026 46:23


    Socks and otter attacks. The Revenge of the Butt Sniffer. Romo oh no. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    My Hands Are Gonna Smell Like Seafood By The End Of The Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2026 44:18


    The butt sniffer is back. Her boyfriend farts all the time. Endless shrump.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Did You Order Extra Nutsack?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2026 38:18


    Blobbing. Bonnie Blue had a child. Naked food delivery duder. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Can't Fly & Crap My Pants At The Same Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2026 46:15


    Problems at 30k feet. Nate Craig visits. Beatbox/Cheez Ball PairingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Family Can't Run Out Of Semen

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2026 55:48


    Oh, Dolly. I don't think Grace understood the assignment. There is no hooker!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Feel Like For $20 You Can Grab A Boob

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2026 42:35


    Roo probs. Fowl play Eagle talk. What would you do with $140? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    What's An STD Test Called? An STD Test.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2026 38:05


    Nailed by a nug. I am no foosball master. Are they into you er no? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Find Me In The Fart Corner

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2026 37:13


    IT MAKES NO CENTS! Found Dog Report. We Effin' LOVE radio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Otherwise and Backhand Blue In Studio!

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2026 43:36


    We catch up with our friends in Otherwise and meet some new friends in Backhand Blue! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Mmmmm Taters

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2026 38:27


    Have brinner, my dude. National tater day. You'll pry my rebate check from my cold, dead hands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Don't Want An Effin' Cookie

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2026 43:41


    Girl, do not go to the bar to fall in love. FAJITAS! What's behind that wall? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Do You Think You Could Eat Beaver?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2026 47:46


    Eating the beaver is a hot topic. Is that the grim reaper? We are buying a gravitron. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    JJO Sturgis Day 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2026 69:11


    That's a wrap in Deadwood. What a rally we had! Tim is not the camper lurker, this time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    JJO Sturgis Day 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2026 74:17


    Wisco Wednesday. Wrong vip party. Secret to a good powdering. Nipple play.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    JJO Sturgis Day 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2026 84:49


    Whitey goes downtown. Tim has no chill. Tatanka museum is badass.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    JJO Sturgis Day 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2026 66:36


    The Black Moods and spaghetto. Remembering some Full Throttle Saloon legends. Let's name Tim's table.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    JJO Sturgis Day 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2026 95:25


    What have we been doing our first few days at the 86th motorcycle rally? Ridin' and watching a lot of live music!! Tim from ultimate landscaping made an amazing ppl mover and we are here for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Just Over Here Dodging Semen

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2026 36:47


    Peak happy! I heard you have a huge schlong. Shoe to the face. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Let Me Check Your T Levels

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2026 38:12


    How many shirts to take on vacation? I'll take my steak with clothes on please. Let's play army recruit and drill sergeant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Let Me Wash The Man Juice Out Of My Toe Hair

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2026 51:05


    Victoria's man feet are just too irresistible. I'll take my helicopter, thanks. Kelly Osbourne/Sid DRAMA!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    More Like An Ass Action Lawsuit

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2026 48:41


    Lady, just stfu on the plane. Kids will eat anything for cry eye. Don't even talk to me if you're named Taylor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Come Sit On The Colonel's Knee

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2026 42:10


    Giant 50 gallon drum o toothpaste. Too tired for friends? The colonels planner is a bfd. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The C-Word

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2026 45:02


    Tony Romo problems. Pizza Pthursday gets bombarded by a surprise Fake at 8. Swearing techniques. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Tip This, Bitch!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2026 47:22


    Lottery problems! Self serve kiosk craziness! You cannot drive your lawnmower while drunk in the gas station parking lot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Do Not Drop A Dookie In The Mosh Pit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2026 47:03


    Hold my hand or go to hell. My minivan or my life! Poo pit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sound Lounge with Royale Lynn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2026 51:56


    FOR THEATER! Well, we just became besties with Royale Lynn! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sh*t Talkin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2026 36:35


    I pooped in a box. Fireball sneaks. Great prankin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Watch Your Nuts In Luverne

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2026 38:31


    Nutcracker crazy. Cruise ship fungus feet. The Jimothy factor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Nonpoint Takeover

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2026 44:07


    Trust Tbell. Puckered butthole bus times. Peein' in the Mississippi. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Your Old Sword Is Harder Than I Thought

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2026 44:11


    Look at my sword! Mike used his real name! Stay away from the walking train wreck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    AC/DC Post Show Gusher

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2026 60:46


    AC/DC life. Do the poo. Shake and bake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's How I Shat Myself At The Beach

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2026 31:46


    The blue angels took my baby! Not T Bell... I want the hand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Autumn Kings Sound Lounge 2 !

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2026 35:19


    Our friends from Autumn Kings visit us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    sound lounge autumn kings
    Help Her Move - Get In Her Guts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2026 43:38


    Attack beaver! How to flirt, or not, probably don't listen to us. National Hot Dog Day goes off the rails!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Her Hoo-Ha Has Had It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2026 46:42


    Jessica got divorced but has no interest in anyone. Mac N cheese. Vacuum love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Don't Wanna Ask How My Vibe Is

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2026 33:14


    When urban turkeys attack. Powerball on accident. Chicky nugs on the coaster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Back That Thang Up Gently Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2026 44:46


    Robot diapers. E'erybody shatting themselves. Goshdarn Pina Coladas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Ain't Seen Wiener Swallowing Like That Since Your Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2026 40:58


    We don't need no stinkin' wipers. Who done blowed up the porta potty? Hot dog eating seagull. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Blew All My Money On Looking At Bigfoot DNA & Strippers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2026 44:03


    Check out my bigfoot DNA. Whoever is doing your accounting is stealing from you and going to strip clubs. Ice Cream madness with Staci from Calliope Ice Cream! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Gay Dino Er No?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2026 49:27


    No, girl, you cannot airtag your bf. Ma'am, you are banned from T Bell. National Day of Rock and Roll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    All Toe, No Camel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2026 46:43


    Fried chicken, OR ELSE! Crue er no? I put that sh** on e'erything! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'm Interested In Them Bony Fingers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2026 36:55


    Card problems. Fireworks makes us loose our minds. Custard kings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Makes Me Want A Hot Dog Reeeeeal Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2026 43:53


    Real life Mexican Batman! Nothin' says America like tubed meat. Let's have a beer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dead Sugar and Moon Fever Sound Lounge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2026 53:29


    We had an amazing morning with Dead Sugar and Moon Fever in the JJO Sound Lounge with some JJO hard cores!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's A Gorin'!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2026 43:27


    Shoot the giraffe, already! Yellowstone chronicles. Let's go birdin'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Flappa Valley

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2026 36:46


    The long con time capsule. Chew, ya bastards. How about that wine?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Our Tits Are Down And Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2026 30:30


    Who called the bra salesman? Pineapple on pizza is encouraged! Round about problems. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ozempdick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2026 47:57


    Hoes be trippin'. Litterbugs get canned. Your wang looks huge on that diet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Redwing Bitch Birds 

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2026 43:29


    Futsal. Crappy choices. The return of Fowl Play!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Googled Tortoise Penis For This Broadcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2026 44:55


    Robot probs. Pickleball throwdown! Old ass tortoise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Claim JJO Morning Show Podcast

    In order to claim this podcast we'll send an email to with a verification link. Simply click the link and you will be able to edit tags, request a refresh, and other features to take control of your podcast page!

    Claim Cancel