Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

Futsal. Crappy choices. The return of Fowl Play!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robot probs. Pickleball throwdown! Old ass tortoise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where are the bodies at Garth? The Lonely Ones invade the morning show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's nothing to write home about. My body is a temple. Just dip it in caramel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would a sausage sound like if it could talk? Double Asshole situation. Bedside moving toilet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I just need 7 grand. Rip the band aid off, Debbie. Not Bunnie xo and Jelly Roll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck in the swing ride bro. I'm stuck in mud! No law with the white claw. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Burger victory. Marilyn Monroe record setters. Panty sniffer madness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toilet Paper Origami. Road Tripping. Hookers Have Gone DigitalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Banana probs. Wrong body, again! WTF - Loretta Lynn + Fists.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy explosion bro. Coin Convo. Gimme some of them mutant chickens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have the greatest time with LYLVC at the Moon Bar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spaghettios are not soup. National Donut Day. Kevin Bozeman.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwdown at the Kindergarten graduation. National Cheese Day! Brain Clumps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beaver stamp, gooch smooch, taco dip, Wayne Gretzky. National Egg Day!!! Can I get an extra seat for my fat schlong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's on your neck brah? Wrong dead dad. Black Crowes freakout. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Say something nice day. Do you name your fish er no? Spineshank + Bursitis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crazy Horse er no? The ballad of John Danger. Beany.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 'yotes! Check out this burger. Umbrellas - enemy number 1. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much do you remember from being a kid? Single ppl luxuries. That dude threw his wife off the boat fo sho.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hooters CPR. Machetes!!! Terrible paper airplane maker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from take your brat to work day! Spam dogs. Marty McCoy checks in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anello of Central Waters joins Trixie for some new NA action plus their new Bourbon and Bourbon Rye. Pizza Pthursday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI effed it up again. Millionaire dreaming. A-holes everywhere. Donny from the Mallards kicks ass and takes names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who doesn't love lil smokies? Breakin' records. Team asteroid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Door Dash nightmare. You drunk bitch. Lock the bathroom door or I'm punching you in the face.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's move this choir concert along. Coin convo. Zoltar er no.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The history of sloppy joes. She's deaf, not a terrorist. Whoopsy daisy on that engagement sitch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Step challenge master. Catfish to the max. Let's have some more fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marriage ain't for e'eryone. Vince Neil er no. Are you cool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BEES! I Need Those Fingers. Twilight Zone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World record er no. There's a friggin' stork here. Ope, not your spleen. Mother's day brutality. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SNOW?!?!?! Understand this, bitch. Pizza Pthursday probs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mac n what now? Beverage day. Seis de mayo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not Dolly!!! No, there is no girl code. Guitar solo debate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Star won't. Hantahellnaw. 6-7cussion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"You know who matters? ME." We tired. T Bell employee of the month. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Damn kid is in the claw machine again. How do you shower? Poop smearer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Long distance schmistance. More records more breaking. Cat Chat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger over Danger is a lot to handle. Return to Dust are just the nicest dudes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30 Bucks? EFF YOU MAN! 2 chicks at the same time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Earth Day Mothafugga! Tipping, how does it work? Wienermobile is not for making love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A smoky sex fix. Scary ass balloon rides. A nickel for your thoughts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just take your damn trip, you annoying people. 4/20 brah. Bears! Er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psychic er no? That lobster was juuuuust fine, crazy lady. No celibacy here folks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That dude is guilty AF. Auctioneering - not easy. Ticketmaster going down? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mmmmmmmeaties er no. You the funeral. Big quad is an asshole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Jesus Christ. Put her back in the well. Katy Perry Clam Stamp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Space idiots. Thomas Jefferson day! We support ya Brit Brit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Catch these hands. Grilled cheese chat. Johnny Danger Jeopardy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Girl farts vs boy farts. Guess what today is? I TOLD YOU!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.