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Johnny & Dee replay the day.  Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

JJO Morning Show


    • Mar 13, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 973 EPISODES


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    Had Myself An Eargasm

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2026 34:16


    Fish sammie make my pussy pop. Smelly smells. Qtip sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Prevacation P*ssy Prep

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2026 33:41


    Why does everything cost $1400? Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets. The phrases that good mates use. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    He Licked His Fingers And Went About His Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2026 32:47


    Dealing Barbies over here. Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Retreat To This Bush

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2026 42:10


    Stupid cute lottery winners. You can't be doin' all that at the KT. Four lokos'll getcha. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Choking Chickens vs Flogging Flamingos

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2026 28:19


    Shut up, shrimp. Flamingo assault!!! Selling your kidneys for Metallica tix. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Jumpin' Bail, Drivin' Fast, Drinkin' Beers, Doin' Meth, Shootin' Guns, Gettin' Busted

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2026 45:39


    I dropped the bomb on you. Lottery winners runnin' wild. Brit Brit in trouble. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    How'd your skin get so glowy? SEMEN.

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2026 40:00


    Now we call her the big fish. Not the Wendy's! Alpine Divorce on the rise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    This Is Not The Cave Nor The Mound You Are Looking For

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2026 44:25


    You'll pry my coffee from my cold dead hands. Ima need my frog blanket back mk? David Rush is an American treasure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Don't Be Scared Of This Big Gay Person

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2026 33:04


    That's a lot of tacos. Shia Lebouf is a friggin' mess. Joe Thomas is a machine. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Polar Bears And Buttholes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2026 38:45


    Polar Bear Day. Fake Hundies. Prosthetic Buttholes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Paging Doctor Poon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2026 32:21


    Doctor Poon, really? Lima beans are the devil. Rock and Roll Hall of Shame. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's CHO CLIT

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2026 39:37


    That's a big burger! RIP Visions. National Quiet Day not to be confused with STFU day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    And You Thought Your Exes Snatch Smelled Bad!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2026 39:11


    We ruined Jeff's birthday. Coin convo! We're putting the phone down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Her Holes Are For Everyone But Her Heart Is For Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2026 41:18


    Bonnie Blue the dumpster. Tootsie Roll Day. Rotisserie Throwdown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Lonely Ones Invade The Sound Lounge

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2026 51:46


    Our friends from the Lonely Ones talk about their hopes and dreams and stink garages and share some tunes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Shave Them Pubes Into A "W"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2026 39:09


    How do you shower? Pizza Pthursday! Rural..Roooorawl...ruerahl...rewrawl. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    How Geriatrics Get To Pound Town

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2026 36:13


    Flying cows and sommeliers. Shia Lebouf on the loose. No sex for lent? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Winning Bronze In The Dementia Olympics

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2026 33:25


    Divan, duvat, davenport. Don't answer the phone. World buffet for days. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's Not Snow In The Olympic Village

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2026 42:01


    In Jefferson County we mind our own damn business. So much sex at the Olympic village. President's Day extravaganza! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Your Mom Is A Fatberg

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2026 34:08


    Forced hugs. Valentine's Day is a trick to spend money. Fatberg!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    And That Is How You Get Sympathy Poon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2026 41:14


    Eating in bed? No Shame!!! National Guitar Day!!! Olympic cheater.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    This Is Not The Twerk You're Looking For

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2026 42:36


    Red Tuesday. Olympic probs. Gay sex activities? Count me in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Show Ya A CornHole

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2026 41:29


    National Pizza Day. Drunk Driver round up. Dinosaur Pile-up visits us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    She Tasted Like Iguana

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2026 32:24


    Stuck at the car wash. Old ass booze. Iguana pizza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Look At My Giant Wiener

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2026 42:21


    Pizza pthursday. National Fart Day. Serial pooper busted. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Create A Queef Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2026 38:55


    The Savannah Guthrie mama drama. Bear poop beer. Thank a Mail Carrier Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You're In An Isolation Room, I Bought An Effing Machine

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2026 41:16


    Livin' that luxurious life. Who stole the old lady??? How many times do we have to tell you, FLARED BASE!?!?!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Revenge of Thickwood

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2026 48:51


    We launch the new coffee. We get early spring. Woops wrong baby.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Return Of The Screwnami

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2026 38:29


    Luigi breakout er no. Ozzfest may come back. Air Supply with your oragasm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Granny Gummer In The North Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2026 38:34


    Elevator friends. Poop geyser. Alcatraz Coyote update!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    In My Day Friction Maxxing Was Just Called Dry Humping

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2026 44:36


    Sign me up for friction maxxing. Charlie Berens in the hizzy. Lumberjacks and woodsmen to the rescue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Put These Buzz Balls In Yo' Mouf

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2026 34:57


    Too much booze & not enough drinkers! Personal failures on display. National Chocolate Cake Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Can You See My Butthole In These Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2026 37:06


    Send me your measurements just doesn't sound right. Animals using tools, beginning of the end. Don't bend over. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Sounds Of Sex CD Never Charted

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2026 30:50


    Pie pow wow. Exploding trees are not a big concern. Buy the smut. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    How Did I Get To Sergios? Who Are These Unclean Women? I Like Them.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2026 43:29


    Answer your cat's questions day. Car wash or time machine? Can't find better goods. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Take Off Your Wife's Undies, You're Getting Ball Smell On Them

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2026 33:57


    Take it to the scrapyard, lady. He was drunk. Vabbing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's National DJ Day & Boy Do We SUCK

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2026 30:02


    Cheesus christ. DJs can be shady as hell. Peep show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Your Ham Aint Been Lean Since The 00's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2026 39:03


    Dolly turns 80 today and we love her. Better for you pizza toppings that aren't terrible. Bert Merkel spoiled the Poison tour, really??? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Don't Want Spicy Carpet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2026 35:31


    Do Nothing Day. Space Hotels. Good ol Skip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Ever Search "Fellatio" On Wikipedia? 

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2026 36:42


    Wikipedia's birthday. Stop interrupting me. Pizza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Just Squirt It In My Mouth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2026 36:11


    You can't just phone the weather in. Worlds drunkest driver. Fry revolution. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Have My Steak Naked - As In Me, I'm Naked, Eating Steak

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2026 39:33


    Ope! Wrong chat!!! Lance ate a couple pounds of steak in the nude and honestly, I'm jealous. Scissor barbie was not a thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Hospital Boners

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2026 33:12


    Don't bully Lance or he'll B his L. Kiss a ginger day. Talking dogs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Putting The Anal In Analog

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2026 36:49


    Bitch literally inhales her food. Gymfluencers are here now. What happens after your orgasm?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Autumn Kings Sound Lounge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2026 31:57


    Us to Autumn Kings: Did we just become best friends? Them: YUP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    sound lounge autumn kings
    What's For Dinner? Booty.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2026 33:32


    AI is the devil. Who are these love experts? Bring home the balloons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Cunning Linguist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2026 43:39


    Road ragin'. James never should have peeked. 86 6-7.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Bacon Panties

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2026 46:44


    Bullets go somewhere. Drunk driver round up. Bacon problems. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Your Mom Climbs My Matterhorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2025 36:10


    What a weird day at work. Johnny in fact is not too busy to pick his own lottery numbers. So heisty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Bacon Strips Or Ham Wallet, I Am A Fan

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2025 43:19


    Flying is hard for some people. What was in our butts last year? OMG Becky, look at that pork butt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Our Taints Are Just Fine, Thank You.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2025 41:07


    Grandpa used a Trump hundy at the gas station. How much are you drinking to get hungover. Toilets are scary now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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