Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

The dry hump factor. Moose vs dog owner. Gabe Aranda. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Socks and otter attacks. The Revenge of the Butt Sniffer. Romo oh no. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The butt sniffer is back. Her boyfriend farts all the time. Endless shrump.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blobbing. Bonnie Blue had a child. Naked food delivery duder. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Problems at 30k feet. Nate Craig visits. Beatbox/Cheez Ball PairingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh, Dolly. I don't think Grace understood the assignment. There is no hooker!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roo probs. Fowl play Eagle talk. What would you do with $140? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nailed by a nug. I am no foosball master. Are they into you er no? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

IT MAKES NO CENTS! Found Dog Report. We Effin' LOVE radio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We catch up with our friends in Otherwise and meet some new friends in Backhand Blue! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have brinner, my dude. National tater day. You'll pry my rebate check from my cold, dead hands.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Girl, do not go to the bar to fall in love. FAJITAS! What's behind that wall? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eating the beaver is a hot topic. Is that the grim reaper? We are buying a gravitron. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's a wrap in Deadwood. What a rally we had! Tim is not the camper lurker, this time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wisco Wednesday. Wrong vip party. Secret to a good powdering. Nipple play.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whitey goes downtown. Tim has no chill. Tatanka museum is badass.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Black Moods and spaghetto. Remembering some Full Throttle Saloon legends. Let's name Tim's table.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What have we been doing our first few days at the 86th motorcycle rally? Ridin' and watching a lot of live music!! Tim from ultimate landscaping made an amazing ppl mover and we are here for it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peak happy! I heard you have a huge schlong. Shoe to the face. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many shirts to take on vacation? I'll take my steak with clothes on please. Let's play army recruit and drill sergeant.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Victoria's man feet are just too irresistible. I'll take my helicopter, thanks. Kelly Osbourne/Sid DRAMA!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lady, just stfu on the plane. Kids will eat anything for cry eye. Don't even talk to me if you're named Taylor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Giant 50 gallon drum o toothpaste. Too tired for friends? The colonels planner is a bfd. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tony Romo problems. Pizza Pthursday gets bombarded by a surprise Fake at 8. Swearing techniques. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lottery problems! Self serve kiosk craziness! You cannot drive your lawnmower while drunk in the gas station parking lot. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hold my hand or go to hell. My minivan or my life! Poo pit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FOR THEATER! Well, we just became besties with Royale Lynn! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I pooped in a box. Fireball sneaks. Great prankin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nutcracker crazy. Cruise ship fungus feet. The Jimothy factor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trust Tbell. Puckered butthole bus times. Peein' in the Mississippi. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look at my sword! Mike used his real name! Stay away from the walking train wreck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AC/DC life. Do the poo. Shake and bake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The blue angels took my baby! Not T Bell... I want the hand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friends from Autumn Kings visit us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Attack beaver! How to flirt, or not, probably don't listen to us. National Hot Dog Day goes off the rails!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica got divorced but has no interest in anyone. Mac N cheese. Vacuum love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When urban turkeys attack. Powerball on accident. Chicky nugs on the coaster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robot diapers. E'erybody shatting themselves. Goshdarn Pina Coladas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We don't need no stinkin' wipers. Who done blowed up the porta potty? Hot dog eating seagull. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check out my bigfoot DNA. Whoever is doing your accounting is stealing from you and going to strip clubs. Ice Cream madness with Staci from Calliope Ice Cream! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No, girl, you cannot airtag your bf. Ma'am, you are banned from T Bell. National Day of Rock and Roll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fried chicken, OR ELSE! Crue er no? I put that sh** on e'erything! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Card problems. Fireworks makes us loose our minds. Custard kings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Real life Mexican Batman! Nothin' says America like tubed meat. Let's have a beer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We had an amazing morning with Dead Sugar and Moon Fever in the JJO Sound Lounge with some JJO hard cores!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shoot the giraffe, already! Yellowstone chronicles. Let's go birdin'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The long con time capsule. Chew, ya bastards. How about that wine?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who called the bra salesman? Pineapple on pizza is encouraged! Round about problems. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hoes be trippin'. Litterbugs get canned. Your wang looks huge on that diet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Futsal. Crappy choices. The return of Fowl Play!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Robot probs. Pickleball throwdown! Old ass tortoise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.