JJO Morning Show Podcast

Just take your damn trip, you annoying people. 4/20 brah. Bears! Er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psychic er no? That lobster was juuuuust fine, crazy lady. No celibacy here folks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That dude is guilty AF. Auctioneering - not easy. Ticketmaster going down? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mmmmmmmeaties er no. You the funeral. Big quad is an asshole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Jesus Christ. Put her back in the well. Katy Perry Clam Stamp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Space idiots. Thomas Jefferson day! We support ya Brit Brit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Catch these hands. Grilled cheese chat. Johnny Danger Jeopardy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Girl farts vs boy farts. Guess what today is? I TOLD YOU!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Worst Egg Hunt ever. 5:50 Fapping. Secrets about the high school swim class that none of us wanted to know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just pay a dollar for the effin' cookies,man. AI music is the devil. National Beer Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WKRP in Cincinnati is really gonna be a thing. Twinkie Day. Monogamy er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toe suckers are a certain breed. Easter madness. Leave it to Gwar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Existential crisis Thursday!!! Easter time cray cray. Peanut butter jelly time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make that noise again, I dare you! Why is everyone making sourdough, anyway? Hot Dog Holster or Wiener Wallet, you decide! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some folks just can't make good choices. You can't go to space, you can't even make bagels. Lines of Loyalty in studio!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barbie dream expo. G spot mapping. Fugitive kangaroo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nightmare vacations. Disturbing the peace. Kamikaze delivery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You'll find me at the Burger King. Don't hold your own semen. Scientific analysis of A.I.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I can't pee with Flea watching me. Beds on planes, What could go wrong? Covid+ package.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't mess with Jack Reacher. Unarmed and dangerous. Johnny only wants pudding and Matlock.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know some sports things I guess. I am the expert in Gross Misdemeanors. Sleep? Never heard of her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are Johnny and Lance good Kissers? Johnny woke up with something in his butt. Ode to Chuck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're off to North Korea. Duggar huggin er nooooooooooooo berrrrroooh. There's a barbie in my brain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for all this flouride. Holy meteor, batman. ROBOT FRIGGIN DOGS BRAH. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BEARS! Sexy time playlist. My science boner is throbbing rn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make that pussy cat purr. Sex Fix has a real life cheater. Bitch took the bathroom sink. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fish sammie make my pussy pop. Smelly smells. Qtip sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why does everything cost $1400? Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets. The phrases that good mates use. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dealing Barbies over here. Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stupid cute lottery winners. You can't be doin' all that at the KT. Four lokos'll getcha. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shut up, shrimp. Flamingo assault!!! Selling your kidneys for Metallica tix. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I dropped the bomb on you. Lottery winners runnin' wild. Brit Brit in trouble. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now we call her the big fish. Not the Wendy's! Alpine Divorce on the rise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You'll pry my coffee from my cold dead hands. Ima need my frog blanket back mk? David Rush is an American treasure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's a lot of tacos. Shia Lebouf is a friggin' mess. Joe Thomas is a machine. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Polar Bear Day. Fake Hundies. Prosthetic Buttholes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doctor Poon, really? Lima beans are the devil. Rock and Roll Hall of Shame. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's a big burger! RIP Visions. National Quiet Day not to be confused with STFU day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We ruined Jeff's birthday. Coin convo! We're putting the phone down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonnie Blue the dumpster. Tootsie Roll Day. Rotisserie Throwdown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friends from the Lonely Ones talk about their hopes and dreams and stink garages and share some tunes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you shower? Pizza Pthursday! Rural..Roooorawl...ruerahl...rewrawl. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flying cows and sommeliers. Shia Lebouf on the loose. No sex for lent? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Divan, duvat, davenport. Don't answer the phone. World buffet for days. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Jefferson County we mind our own damn business. So much sex at the Olympic village. President's Day extravaganza! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forced hugs. Valentine's Day is a trick to spend money. Fatberg!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eating in bed? No Shame!!! National Guitar Day!!! Olympic cheater.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Red Tuesday. Olympic probs. Gay sex activities? Count me in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Pizza Day. Drunk Driver round up. Dinosaur Pile-up visits us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck at the car wash. Old ass booze. Iguana pizza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizza pthursday. National Fart Day. Serial pooper busted. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.