Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

Anello of Central Waters joins Trixie for some new NA action plus their new Bourbon and Bourbon Rye. Pizza Pthursday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI effed it up again. Millionaire dreaming. A-holes everywhere. Donny from the Mallards kicks ass and takes names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who doesn't love lil smokies? Breakin' records. Team asteroid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Door Dash nightmare. You drunk bitch. Lock the bathroom door or I'm punching you in the face.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's move this choir concert along. Coin convo. Zoltar er no.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The history of sloppy joes. She's deaf, not a terrorist. Whoopsy daisy on that engagement sitch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Step challenge master. Catfish to the max. Let's have some more fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marriage ain't for e'eryone. Vince Neil er no. Are you cool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BEES! I Need Those Fingers. Twilight Zone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World record er no. There's a friggin' stork here. Ope, not your spleen. Mother's day brutality. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SNOW?!?!?! Understand this, bitch. Pizza Pthursday probs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mac n what now? Beverage day. Seis de mayo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not Dolly!!! No, there is no girl code. Guitar solo debate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Star won't. Hantahellnaw. 6-7cussion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"You know who matters? ME." We tired. T Bell employee of the month. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Damn kid is in the claw machine again. How do you shower? Poop smearer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Long distance schmistance. More records more breaking. Cat Chat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger over Danger is a lot to handle. Return to Dust are just the nicest dudes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30 Bucks? EFF YOU MAN! 2 chicks at the same time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Earth Day Mothafugga! Tipping, how does it work? Wienermobile is not for making love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A smoky sex fix. Scary ass balloon rides. A nickel for your thoughts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just take your damn trip, you annoying people. 4/20 brah. Bears! Er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psychic er no? That lobster was juuuuust fine, crazy lady. No celibacy here folks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That dude is guilty AF. Auctioneering - not easy. Ticketmaster going down? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mmmmmmmeaties er no. You the funeral. Big quad is an asshole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Jesus Christ. Put her back in the well. Katy Perry Clam Stamp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Space idiots. Thomas Jefferson day! We support ya Brit Brit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Catch these hands. Grilled cheese chat. Johnny Danger Jeopardy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Girl farts vs boy farts. Guess what today is? I TOLD YOU!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Worst Egg Hunt ever. 5:50 Fapping. Secrets about the high school swim class that none of us wanted to know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just pay a dollar for the effin' cookies,man. AI music is the devil. National Beer Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WKRP in Cincinnati is really gonna be a thing. Twinkie Day. Monogamy er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toe suckers are a certain breed. Easter madness. Leave it to Gwar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Existential crisis Thursday!!! Easter time cray cray. Peanut butter jelly time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make that noise again, I dare you! Why is everyone making sourdough, anyway? Hot Dog Holster or Wiener Wallet, you decide! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some folks just can't make good choices. You can't go to space, you can't even make bagels. Lines of Loyalty in studio!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Barbie dream expo. G spot mapping. Fugitive kangaroo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nightmare vacations. Disturbing the peace. Kamikaze delivery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You'll find me at the Burger King. Don't hold your own semen. Scientific analysis of A.I.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I can't pee with Flea watching me. Beds on planes, What could go wrong? Covid+ package.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't mess with Jack Reacher. Unarmed and dangerous. Johnny only wants pudding and Matlock.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know some sports things I guess. I am the expert in Gross Misdemeanors. Sleep? Never heard of her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are Johnny and Lance good Kissers? Johnny woke up with something in his butt. Ode to Chuck.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're off to North Korea. Duggar huggin er nooooooooooooo berrrrroooh. There's a barbie in my brain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wouldn't be where I am today if it wasn't for all this flouride. Holy meteor, batman. ROBOT FRIGGIN DOGS BRAH. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BEARS! Sexy time playlist. My science boner is throbbing rn. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make that pussy cat purr. Sex Fix has a real life cheater. Bitch took the bathroom sink. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fish sammie make my pussy pop. Smelly smells. Qtip sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why does everything cost $1400? Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets. The phrases that good mates use. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dealing Barbies over here. Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stupid cute lottery winners. You can't be doin' all that at the KT. Four lokos'll getcha. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.