JJO Morning Show Podcast

I can't figure out how to use my legs. Some salty bitch complained about chalk art. My car my rules. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mutant bunnies vs Mutant DJs. That's a nice mounted arm you have there. They trusted Annabelle with a damn comedian. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not sure you know what that means. Let's gossip! Shaun McCoy has a new band and a new song and it's a ripper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World's ugliest dog ain't that ugly. We friggin' love beans. Vinyl Record day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yapper dog vs black bear. Dave Mathews Band pooperversery. Got my arm stuck in the Chuck E Cheese game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why the hell is Simple Man playing everywhere we go? We play 2 truths and a lie, poorly. Danger comes thru like a friggin' champ.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got some Disturbed virgins at the pool party. Danger cried with Lainey Wilson. Belching broads together forever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where does all the poo go from the rally? Jeanine from Deadwood Historic Tours shares some Deadwood tidbits - shout out to the Boars Nest for the hospitality. Holy tubed meat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We go over some cool Sturgis history with Mrs Danger. Jesse catches us up on RV life after selling her house in Wisco, buying an RV and meeting us out in Sturgis. Can Kristi start a bike? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lou Brutus has never been to SoDak and that's nuts. Mike from Affliction Ink has been arm gazing. Devin has made the Fake at 8 a favorite in Fort Collins. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Refrigerator deodarant. Friggin' radioactive wasps. Chuck E Cheese throwdown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

God told me to punch you right in the face. The callers were unhinged this morning. Dating out of your league.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raccoon friggin' attack! The new thrill ride "Couch." Orange cat things. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Airplane craziness. They got Chuck. Poor North Dakota, just getting picked on. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marty McCoy of the Lonely Ones checks in and there's a serial butt sniffer on the loose. The serial butt sniffer is NOT Marty McCoy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So good to see our amazing friends in Aranda! We even got a Phil Collins cover!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot granny day. RIP to Ozzy. Pool pee-ers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Laser guns aren't real bro. Keep chewin' ya dumb bastard. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Add your own sound effects to make mammograms fun. I'm not sure that's how poison ivy works. Pop Tart coma. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Colplay drama is what we all crave!!! GNATS!!! Mike Protich of The Violent and Red Sun Rising calls in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leave your partner for a million bucks, er no. Shcabusiness UPDATE! The Pretty Wild in studio!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The manhunt is on for Misty Cape. Stop with the Turmeric! HOT DOG DAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Damn the HOA. Sex toys and ice cream, the perfect combo. The Gen Z Stare. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She's gonna be pissed. Mojitos and fries y'all. West Virginia Lovin'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pet the puss. I'm totes cereal, brah. Dolly wins everytime. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ronald McDonald and old flames. Don't help the bear, bro. It's the watermelon, stupid. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't bother me, I'm bathroom camping. So bacony up in here. Sigourney Bieber be killin' me. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Morning show loyalist Cory checks in from England after the final Ozzy show. Joey Chestnut remains the GOAT. It's disc golf, not frisbee golf!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'll see you in hell. Name these melons. 73 beer cans rollin' around your car ain't a good look, bud. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just be cool. Your depends will set off the scanner. To zoo or not to zoo that is the question. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy fish bone probs. How 'bout that meteor? Ice cream truck throwdown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Liver King be cray. Nightmares will kill you! Outdated skills? I think not! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vegas fatigue is in effect. You can't taco and drive. Fartgate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Catfish day. Nobody like a lazy licker. Slowpoke Rodriguez would totally get cancelled today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Too friggin' hot, yo. Coin convo. Fancy ice for e'erybody. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feel shame, ya cheater! Not the Chucky doll. ONION RING DAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One big clap. If fireball was a band it'd be the Smashing Pumpkins. 911 and McGriddles are a terrible combo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The hot dog boat. Taco fest disaster. Lookin' at camel feet, not toes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joey Chestnut is back baby! Splurgey splurge. Summer Libido dyiiip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop calling 911 duder. Now Gen Z wants sex rooms at work and who will clean this mess up? Hero elephant bro! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ketchup Shame Game. They broke the damn chair. Finger lakes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's been a gorin'. Trouble at the Family Dollar. Damn, your dad sounds kinda like a dick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you can't live without coffee you're not alone. Did Danger kick Brian Wilson out of the bar? Pizza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Johnny & Lance on Softball, Corn on the Cob, and Aaron Rogers Ego.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They bear sprayed the nanny! Why the hell is iced tea so good? There's no sex back there, bro.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BIGFOOT IN MICHIGAN!!! Your mom's dumb pie. Stupid Wright Brothers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Either you're getting tipped or I'm giving to charity, NOT BOTH. Door Dasher goes berzerker. Truck nuts legislation madness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bagpipe throwdown. Tammy's hammered. RIP Hooters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Birds are scary, man. CHEESE! Sniff them panties, but buy them first. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eggs! Us pet owners might be broke, but we're happy. Too big to slide, bro. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bees!!! Not sure how we got here but we're negotiating toe sucking. Leave work early, go ahead!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.