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Johnny & Dee replay the day.  Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

JJO Morning Show


    • Oct 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 886 EPISODES


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    7 Knuckles In Your Chili Ring

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2025 34:48


    I just wish the aliens would cum already. National cat day. 4 kinds of couples. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    He Had Me At "Bring Ya Ass"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2025 42:38


    Booty call gone bad. Actual drugs found in the Halloween candy! Tootsie Roll debate 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Don't Be Scared Of That Pussy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2025 39:42


    Rental car criminal guy is oddly genius. The jewelry thieves were caught! National Black Cat Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Is That Bologna In Your Pants Or Do I Need To Bring My Own

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2025 45:29


    National Bologna Day. "Yeah, I've sold weed, and a bit of cocaine." Cutting corners, we do it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Pulled Apart Like A Grilled Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2025 34:40


    Delicate art of grilled cheese making. There are no dual floats. Crayons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Take The Bone In, Thank You.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2025 35:20


    Lonely on Halloween. Balloons! Chicken Wing CrimesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Amelia Is Inside Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2025 34:22


    Amelia Earhart is the Lobster Queen. You're not that funny, funny guy. Ray Ray loved his vacay. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Loose Bitches Love Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2025 41:21


    Psychic con artists. Yo' ass gonna get shot. RIP Spaceman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Knew The Sea Monkey Guy Was Sus

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2025 41:04


    Who's scared of the dark? Global cat day!!! Hurry up or get stabbed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ring The Asshole Bell

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2025 40:19


    Bush is back, baby!!! Giant pumpkins are a giant pain in the ass. Gettin' curdy with it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That Sounds Like A Couple A Dicks Slappin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2025 37:33


    Dessert Day. Cheeseburger assault. More records broken by David Rush. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    She Took Her Bra Off & I Was Suddenly Craving Pancakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2025 38:49


    Christopher Columbus day. Arby's lawsuit. National No Bra Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Trip to the Chip 2025 with Aranda

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2025 48:36


    Thank God Aranda Showed Up and Saved the Show. Johnny and Dee Live from the Leinie Lodge.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Anything Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2025 35:09


    Milwaukee orders A LOT of pizza. What's in your butt? Tipping fatigue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Smooth Jazz With Cho Clit

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2025 35:50


    Cho clit is undefeated. I've been ferry free forever for no particular reason. Dating tid bits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Only 100 tampons? Those are rookie numbers!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2025 34:16


    She seems like a level headed lady. Rush has a new drummer. Taco day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Wanna See A Dinner Box? I'll Show You A Dinner Box.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2025 44:16


    Camel Toe vs Monona Tow. Chi-Chi's here we come!! Pizza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Couple Glasses Of Wine & Butt Stuff Is On The Table

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2025 37:48


    Not this poop cruise. The interview we'll never forget. Let's talk about hair. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Rub Beef Tallow On My No No Area

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2025 37:46


    Pettiness x 11 herbs and spices. Tina Turner statue fail. Monopoly scam is back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Show Dem Taters!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2025 36:07


    Jim died over here ffs. Cat soap operas. I work for Iowa now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Mike MothaEffin' Protich In The Sound Lounge

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2025 43:54


    We just love him. His voice is tits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Just Put My Tits Up & Go Get Take Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2025 38:21


    Lance is a Disney Princess. Take out be costin toooo much!!! One hit wonders!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    TP Koozies Never Really Took Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2025 41:09


    Strawberry tampons er no. Curder burger update Staff meeting in the shower. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's A LOT Of Shaving

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2025 34:44


    Chloe's bf is a slippery seal. Tit cash. Autumn Kings in studio!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Pornhub Has RUINED Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2025 31:05


    Just put the ice cream on my nips. Fall's here, bitches. We will use anything but the metric system. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Black Moods Sound Lounge - Biscuits and Maybe

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2025 51:38


    Well, that was a wild ride. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Can Give Massages Here In The Poor People Area

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2025 46:29


    That's a niiiiice burger. Ozzy doc trailer is out. What happens in the sky club??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    What Is This? A Pizza Party For Pussies?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2025 38:45


    These drunk bitches r outta control! If you can skip a stone you can cheat a charity. They don't give you no rope in prison, buddy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    He's Trading Beaver Pelt In Heaven Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2025 39:15


    What's going on? BACONATOR MEAL! Friggin' Jeremiah Johnson Died. Gator chomps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'm Talking About Your Vagina *SLAP*

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2025 42:37


    Pa paw is drunk driving. Vince Neil strokefest. Paula Sowers is on the Highway To Hell. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Try This Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2025 34:45


    Make your bed, son. Pizza Pthursday. Are you happy, er no? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    A Snail Trail Never Hurt Anybody

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 40:09


    Can we stop with the Cracker Barrel drama? TV Dinner Day. Record breaking balls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    LYLVC In Studio!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2025 31:18


    We made new besties!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We Don't Need To Ruin Her Life Just Cuz She's A C**t

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 45:58


    Karen's at the ball game. Losing powerball again. Gen Z cryin' at work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Turn Around And Let Me Wipe You

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2025 41:44


    What a weird experiment. Cheese Pizza Day. There's a lego in my brain!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Used Panty & Shoe Store

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2025 40:33


    Sofa sitting. Go with your gut. No one is breeding. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's Not What I Thought That Sound Was

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 31:09


    Upskirt creepo. 96 wet sponges to the face. Entitlement never sounded so good. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Churn This Butter, Pal

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2025 36:21


    Batman PJ guy saves the day. Influencers need to stay home ffs. I brought my own mayo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Who Doesn't Like A Good Rear Burger

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2025 26:44


    BEES! Pizza Pthursday. National Burger Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Fake Kayaker and The Funeral Portrait

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 46:53


    Doucher that faked his death and left his fam got sentenced. We become the official morning show of the Funeral Portrait! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Beware Of Clitty Litter

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2025 36:44


    The best town meeting yet. My butthole deserves the best. Wreck of the Butt Sniffer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Your Vagina Seems Roomier Than Usual

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 49:20


    Ozempic vag. Butt sniffer strikes again. Ultimate male experience, er no? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Smother Me In Cheesy Hashbrowns Already

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2025 41:39


    Friggin' sharks. No butthole was displayed. Cracker barrel probs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Do You Wanna Have Sex Today Er No?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 42:14


    Catalytic converter probs. We find out what 67 means, or do we. Radioactive shrimp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Friggin' Hate Peacocks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2025 45:12


    It's a raccoon party. Waterfalls and chicken wings. You're delulu. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    There Are Titty Grabs In This Car

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 38:22


    I can't figure out how to use my legs. Some salty bitch complained about chalk art. My car my rules. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    When I Said I Wanted To Be Mounted That's Not What I Meant

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2025 38:45


    Mutant bunnies vs Mutant DJs. That's a nice mounted arm you have there. They trusted Annabelle with a damn comedian. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'm Here For The Patriotic Gang Bang

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 37:47


    Not sure you know what that means. Let's gossip! Shaun McCoy has a new band and a new song and it's a ripper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Milk This

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2025 37:05


    World's ugliest dog ain't that ugly. We friggin' love beans. Vinyl Record day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Good Ol' Poon Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 36:21


    Yapper dog vs black bear. Dave Mathews Band pooperversery. Got my arm stuck in the Chuck E Cheese game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The 85th Rally From The Oyster Bay Bar in Deadwood

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2025 39:27


    Why the hell is Simple Man playing everywhere we go? We play 2 truths and a lie, poorly. Danger comes thru like a friggin' champ.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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