JJO Morning Show Podcast

She's gonna be pissed. Mojitos and fries y'all. West Virginia Lovin'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pet the puss. I'm totes cereal, brah. Dolly wins everytime. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ronald McDonald and old flames. Don't help the bear, bro. It's the watermelon, stupid. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't bother me, I'm bathroom camping. So bacony up in here. Sigourney Bieber be killin' me. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Morning show loyalist Cory checks in from England after the final Ozzy show. Joey Chestnut remains the GOAT. It's disc golf, not frisbee golf!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'll see you in hell. Name these melons. 73 beer cans rollin' around your car ain't a good look, bud. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just be cool. Your depends will set off the scanner. To zoo or not to zoo that is the question. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy fish bone probs. How 'bout that meteor? Ice cream truck throwdown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Liver King be cray. Nightmares will kill you! Outdated skills? I think not! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vegas fatigue is in effect. You can't taco and drive. Fartgate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Catfish day. Nobody like a lazy licker. Slowpoke Rodriguez would totally get cancelled today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Too friggin' hot, yo. Coin convo. Fancy ice for e'erybody. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feel shame, ya cheater! Not the Chucky doll. ONION RING DAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One big clap. If fireball was a band it'd be the Smashing Pumpkins. 911 and McGriddles are a terrible combo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The hot dog boat. Taco fest disaster. Lookin' at camel feet, not toes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joey Chestnut is back baby! Splurgey splurge. Summer Libido dyiiip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop calling 911 duder. Now Gen Z wants sex rooms at work and who will clean this mess up? Hero elephant bro! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ketchup Shame Game. They broke the damn chair. Finger lakes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's been a gorin'. Trouble at the Family Dollar. Damn, your dad sounds kinda like a dick. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you can't live without coffee you're not alone. Did Danger kick Brian Wilson out of the bar? Pizza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Johnny & Lance on Softball, Corn on the Cob, and Aaron Rogers Ego.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They bear sprayed the nanny! Why the hell is iced tea so good? There's no sex back there, bro.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BIGFOOT IN MICHIGAN!!! Your mom's dumb pie. Stupid Wright Brothers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Either you're getting tipped or I'm giving to charity, NOT BOTH. Door Dasher goes berzerker. Truck nuts legislation madness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bagpipe throwdown. Tammy's hammered. RIP Hooters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Birds are scary, man. CHEESE! Sniff them panties, but buy them first. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eggs! Us pet owners might be broke, but we're happy. Too big to slide, bro. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bees!!! Not sure how we got here but we're negotiating toe sucking. Leave work early, go ahead!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fart Infection, Drinkin Bath Water, Dixie Saves Myself, World of Outlaws.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chucky double was double creeper. So much sodium, brah. Time for speedos!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the body to water ratio. Naked bike ride madness. Giant effin' otters, man. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I LOVE to swear. I'm so confused about the sunscreen sitch. Final Destination shiz. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do u know who I am? Star search hell yeah! No onions I'll die.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just over here talkin' to myself. I triple dog dare ya. The Pope can hold his liquor, dude. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bill Belichick smells like Casey Kasem. The Weinie 500. Held hostage by a 23 year old punk for 6 months. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flying cars MY ASS! Cat chat has fat cat. Cha Cha! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bro, there's a bridge there! The worst camping trip ever. You mean movies aren't real?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eff Sea Monkeys!!! 4 outta 5 dentists don't listen to our show. Good luck flying!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's not what you do at Lowes. 20 friggin' OWIs. Pizza PhtursdaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a spoon in your brain. Exploding birds. Danger found his one fan.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long can Danger talk about his garage sale. Amazon ninja pooper. That bitch just drove right thru it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tree cutter downer assholes. Lightsaber attack. I'd rather have my popcorn and my trauma now, thank you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is that nacho cheese in your butt crack? Gimme legal weed or gimme other weed. Mom just wants to sleep. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our favorite guests of all time comes in studio with cheese, beer, candy and THC drinks and we couldn't be happier. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meth Raccoon. The Mormons just dominating. I need a kraut fountain. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'm not homeless, I'm an artist. Toughest jobs in America. Hanging out drinking with your high school coach in the 70s was not cool, despite what you thought. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DQ throwdown. Grape fields, eh? Haunted venues, creamed corn and rubber chairs, Chris Jericho of FOZZY covers it all during his in studio visit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mom R-U-N-N-O-F-T. Ol' Jackie there lives up to her name. I have a dream jeans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DIMES! Gorilla vs 100 dudes. Pizza Pthursday roundtable. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pay it ....backward??? The crazies are thawing out. Irony, er no?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She dropped a bomb alright. Emergency Snit Kit. The Zipper. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.