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Johnny & Dee replay the day.  Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

JJO Morning Show


    • Sep 11, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 856 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from JJO Morning Show Podcast

    Try This Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2025 34:45


    Make your bed, son. Pizza Pthursday. Are you happy, er no? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    A Snail Trail Never Hurt Anybody

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 40:09


    Can we stop with the Cracker Barrel drama? TV Dinner Day. Record breaking balls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    LYLVC In Studio!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2025 31:18


    We made new besties!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We Don't Need To Ruin Her Life Just Cuz She's A C**t

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2025 45:58


    Karen's at the ball game. Losing powerball again. Gen Z cryin' at work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Turn Around And Let Me Wipe You

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2025 41:44


    What a weird experiment. Cheese Pizza Day. There's a lego in my brain!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Used Panty & Shoe Store

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2025 40:33


    Sofa sitting. Go with your gut. No one is breeding. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's Not What I Thought That Sound Was

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2025 31:09


    Upskirt creepo. 96 wet sponges to the face. Entitlement never sounded so good. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Churn This Butter, Pal

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2025 36:21


    Batman PJ guy saves the day. Influencers need to stay home ffs. I brought my own mayo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Who Doesn't Like A Good Rear Burger

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2025 26:44


    BEES! Pizza Pthursday. National Burger Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Fake Kayaker and The Funeral Portrait

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 46:53


    Doucher that faked his death and left his fam got sentenced. We become the official morning show of the Funeral Portrait! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Beware Of Clitty Litter

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2025 36:44


    The best town meeting yet. My butthole deserves the best. Wreck of the Butt Sniffer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Your Vagina Seems Roomier Than Usual

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2025 49:20


    Ozempic vag. Butt sniffer strikes again. Ultimate male experience, er no? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Smother Me In Cheesy Hashbrowns Already

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2025 41:39


    Friggin' sharks. No butthole was displayed. Cracker barrel probs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Do You Wanna Have Sex Today Er No?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 42:14


    Catalytic converter probs. We find out what 67 means, or do we. Radioactive shrimp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Friggin' Hate Peacocks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2025 45:12


    It's a raccoon party. Waterfalls and chicken wings. You're delulu. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    There Are Titty Grabs In This Car

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2025 38:22


    I can't figure out how to use my legs. Some salty bitch complained about chalk art. My car my rules. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    When I Said I Wanted To Be Mounted That's Not What I Meant

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2025 38:45


    Mutant bunnies vs Mutant DJs. That's a nice mounted arm you have there. They trusted Annabelle with a damn comedian. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'm Here For The Patriotic Gang Bang

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 37:47


    Not sure you know what that means. Let's gossip! Shaun McCoy has a new band and a new song and it's a ripper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Milk This

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2025 37:05


    World's ugliest dog ain't that ugly. We friggin' love beans. Vinyl Record day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Good Ol' Poon Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2025 36:21


    Yapper dog vs black bear. Dave Mathews Band pooperversery. Got my arm stuck in the Chuck E Cheese game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The 85th Rally From The Oyster Bay Bar in Deadwood

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2025 39:27


    Why the hell is Simple Man playing everywhere we go? We play 2 truths and a lie, poorly. Danger comes thru like a friggin' champ.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The 85th Rally From The Wisco Wednesday Pool Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2025 47:47


    We got some Disturbed virgins at the pool party. Danger cried with Lainey Wilson. Belching broads together forever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The 85th Rally From Full Throttle Saloon & Boars Nest In Leed

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 46:40


    Where does all the poo go from the rally? Jeanine from Deadwood Historic Tours shares some Deadwood tidbits - shout out to the Boars Nest for the hospitality. Holy tubed meat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The 85th Rally From One Eyed Jacks Downtown Sturgis

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2025 39:19


    We go over some cool Sturgis history with Mrs Danger. Jesse catches us up on RV life after selling her house in Wisco, buying an RV and meeting us out in Sturgis. Can Kristi start a bike? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sturgis 2025 - The 85th Rally From the Pappy Hoel Campground & Full Throttle Saloon

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 43:15


    Lou Brutus has never been to SoDak and that's nuts. Mike from Affliction Ink has been arm gazing. Devin has made the Fake at 8 a favorite in Fort Collins. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Let Me Get Up In Your Chilly Pit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2025 25:51


    Refrigerator deodarant. Friggin' radioactive wasps. Chuck E Cheese throwdown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Just A Couple DJs Bangin' Chicks Out Of Their League

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 41:51


    God told me to punch you right in the face. The callers were unhinged this morning. Dating out of your league.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Fresh Milked Coyotes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2025 43:18


    Raccoon friggin' attack! The new thrill ride "Couch." Orange cat things. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Getting To Use The Emergency Slide Was Worth The Crap In My Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 28:33


    Airplane craziness. They got Chuck. Poor North Dakota, just getting picked on. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Marty McCoy & The Butt Sniffer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2025 24:18


    Marty McCoy of the Lonely Ones checks in and there's a serial butt sniffer on the loose. The serial butt sniffer is NOT Marty McCoy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    ARANDA Invades The JJO Sound Lounge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2025 48:34


    So good to see our amazing friends in Aranda! We even got a Phil Collins cover!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Thomas Jefferson, Notorious P*ssy, Loved Vanilla Ice Cream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2025 39:05


    Hot granny day. RIP to Ozzy. Pool pee-ers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Slap It Against Your Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2025 37:19


    B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Laser guns aren't real bro. Keep chewin' ya dumb bastard. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Find The One Legged Stripper In Minot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 43:40


    Add your own sound effects to make mammograms fun. I'm not sure that's how poison ivy works. Pop Tart coma. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Putting the HR in WHORE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2025 36:29


    The Colplay drama is what we all crave!!! GNATS!!! Mike Protich of The Violent and Red Sun Rising calls in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Fingered The Torso

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2025 40:43


    Leave your partner for a million bucks, er no. Shcabusiness UPDATE! The Pretty Wild in studio!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Misty Cape Is The Sluttiest Name I've Heard In A While

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 31:41


    The manhunt is on for Misty Cape. Stop with the Turmeric! HOT DOG DAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Tush Toys & Peanut Butter Ice Cream Cups

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2025 36:24


    Damn the HOA. Sex toys and ice cream, the perfect combo. The Gen Z Stare. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Forgot My Wife At The Gas Station Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2025 36:33


    She's gonna be pissed. Mojitos and fries y'all. West Virginia Lovin'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dem Taters Don't Lie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2025 35:27


    Pet the puss. I'm totes cereal, brah. Dolly wins everytime. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    So That's Why We All Have Boners At The Family Reunion

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 36:25


    Ronald McDonald and old flames. Don't help the bear, bro. It's the watermelon, stupid. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    So Many Confused Erections Out There

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2025 38:55


    Don't bother me, I'm bathroom camping. So bacony up in here. Sigourney Bieber be killin' me. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's Alotta Wieners

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 45:01


    Morning show loyalist Cory checks in from England after the final Ozzy show. Joey Chestnut remains the GOAT. It's disc golf, not frisbee golf!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Unfamiliar Melons

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 34:32


    I'll see you in hell. Name these melons. 73 beer cans rollin' around your car ain't a good look, bud. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Can't Fly With The Swamp Crotch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2025 38:22


    Just be cool. Your depends will set off the scanner. To zoo or not to zoo that is the question. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    She Suffers From Penis Neck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2025 33:36


    Holy fish bone probs. How 'bout that meteor? Ice cream truck throwdown.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Try THIS Organ Meat *Points To Crotch*

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2025 32:03


    Liver King be cray. Nightmares will kill you! Outdated skills? I think not! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Can't Fart On People At Work, Bro

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2025 29:57


    Vegas fatigue is in effect. You can't taco and drive. Fartgate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    He Has Enthusiastic Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 41:50


    National Catfish day. Nobody like a lazy licker. Slowpoke Rodriguez would totally get cancelled today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Bartender, Give Me The Iced Penis, Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2025 41:36


    Too friggin' hot, yo. Coin convo. Fancy ice for e'erybody. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Show Me Your O-Ring

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 42:52


    Feel shame, ya cheater! Not the Chucky doll. ONION RING DAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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