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Johnny & Dee replay the day.  Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

JJO Morning Show


    • Jan 20, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 43m AVG DURATION
    • 286 EPISODES


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    Lookin' For A Ball Professional

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 44:07


    It's National Cheese Lovers Day and IDK why we don't have the day off of work.  A raccoon got his balls stuck to a train track.  Get some balls in yo mouf for the big game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Tuna Jerked Him Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2023 40:28


    The craziest fish tale you e'er heard.  The legend of the waterbed and other sex stories.  I LOVE DOLLY PARTON SO MUCH. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Then She Turned Around Again And Flashed Her Vagina

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 38:54


    Madonna is going on tour and nobody wants to see her vag.  Dude with a dumptruck is not taking the divorce well.  Sausage me a gregory. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Feels Like Sitting On Jell-O

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2023 50:26


    Danger forgot where the clitoris is again.  Dat bitch ain't dead yo! Ol' Clubfoot Charlie kicks a field goal like you ain't never seen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Everyone Gets Run Over By The P*ssy Wagon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2023 46:29


    Blue Monday is just a friggin' marketing stunt.   La Vergne, TN is known for Semen Falls and Whore Canyon.  Guitar Center throwdown, yo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We All Have 2 Flaps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 48:36


    Lisa Marie Presley died but what happened to Priscilla's face.  An Amazon driver shares his crappy day.  Pizza Pfriday... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    In Ohio We Called It The Hairy Buffalo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2023 45:57


    Trixie is back!!! We all share epic wopatuli stories as we taste our 6 pack.  Jeff Beck is dead, Jim. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Just Cuz Everyone Is Effing Their Sister Doesn't Mean You Should Too

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2023 47:41


    Flights are grounded and our very own Ski Ball is stuck at the airport.  Some hungry guy shot at a Taco Bell.  There's a new Gladiator movie on the way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    "Biatch, You Can't Sleep With My Mom."

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 56:35


    On the Sex Fix - Jessica's bf went for a hike in Colorado and hasn't come back.  We are planning a heist and this dude said we can hide out in his ma's basement.  You need some of this D, yo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Is that Patrick Swayze or Queefer Sutherland?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 49:25


    We went off the rails early in the morning, sorry not sorry.  The queef parody nobody wanted.  Dude's got panties on his face. Mr Skin is back and blew his 2023 wad already. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Slap Some Tits On Vince Neil In 1987 & That's A Hot Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 47:53


    The mystery of the foot in the Yellowstone hot spring has been solved. What the hell happened in the 80s? Wisco be shakin'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    He Meant The Jelly Was Semen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2023 55:20


    Some bitch in Monroe has been stealing from cemetaries and we hate her.  Some other bitch is the world's worst mom.  Butter, butter everywhere. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's MY Day To Be The C-Word

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 59:32


    Dana White and his wife had a slap off.  Rolling Stone put out the stupidest list ever.  Some broad and her ma sold dead bodies without consent and the real crime against humanity is her hairstyle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Walruses Jerk It Too, Ya Know

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 55:33


    2023 is off to a rip roaring start! Walruses doing a fap n nap in front of kids, machete attacks, and resolutions that won't stick.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Put The Ho In Holidays

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 40:43


    Xmas bits up the ass.  That's an old ass chicken. Turn your heat on, bro, you're never going to get laid. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Nikki May Have Killed The Fake At 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 42:54


    Some a-hole pulled a gun on a pizza duder and we'll have NONE of that!  Nikki gives us one of the WORST fakes ever.  The most ridiculous law has been passed and it is SO Madison. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Titty Elbow Burst

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 44:18


    Dangers titty elbow exploded live on the air.  He also spent 70 bucks on 2 drinks, it was quite the weekend for our special boy.  Space Force sounds like the JJO Bullpen.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    There's A Xmas Tree Flying Towards My Face

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2022 42:11


     Miss Wisconsin was crowned Miss America and she's a gosh darn nuclear engineer, which means we talk about stuff we are not qualified to even think about.  Some dude threw a Christmas Tree at his wife.  Is Danger even listening? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Didn't Mean To Hurt Your Wiener's Feelings

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 38:24


    Sex Fix has Vicki trying to find love at her kids daycare.  That's an old pair of pants!  How eating raisins will make you a better lover. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Betty Lou Had A Bad Friggin' Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 49:39


    Patti Labelle bomb threat??? You can't shoot squirrels in your cul de sac, brah.  We find out the bizarre story of Betty Lou Oliver. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Noel & Her Big Hangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022 45:04


    Danger has massive problems during the world's worst morning show trivia game. The Otis Redding plane crash anniversary brings out some cool stories! You named your kid what???? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Have A Boil Where?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2022 36:31


    Danger clearly feels comfortable with all of us cuz he shares some pretty personal information involving his under carriage. Pizza Pthursday and nativity scene shenanigans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    And That Is How You End Up In A Basement

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 55:51


    TSA found a dog in a back pack at Dane County Regional Airport and we have the inside scoop.  The holidays are bad for your health.  Hump Day news gets Danger all riled up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Fame On Fire Has A Pants Banana

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 55:13


    Our BFFs Fame on Fire joined us in the Sound Lounge and we fell in love with them even more. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That Bitch Took On A Rabid Raccoon And Won!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022 38:18


    Florida doesn't disappoint this weekend, tons of news stories from America's Wang.  Mr Skin checks in. Some mom saved her daughter from a rabid raccoon and it's friggin' AWESOME!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Santaphobic Dude Is Full Of S***

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2022 39:47


    How u gonna be scared of Santa as a grown ass man?!?! Bartender appreciation day! Cory Marks is Canada's cultural attache.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Show You A Hot Pocket...IN MY PANTS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2022 49:01


    We have another Crobot update.  Christine McVie died and now we all want 70's coke. The greatest invention ever?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Got Tittie Elbow

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 42:30


    Johnny's elbow is swollen and warm and feels like a boob. You spend too much of your life untangling xmas lights.  Tiffany gives us a weird Fake at 8. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Polterwiener Mostly Comes Out At Night... Mostly

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 56:16


    We dive into the worst decisions in music history.  Lucy's new bf has a 6 month no sex rule.  The janitor has been rubbin his wiener on everything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Check Out That Low Swingin' Fickell

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 39:07


    Bucky has a new football coach.  Lil Nugget was born at a fast food joint.  I invented an app called "Bitch, what you lookin' at." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That Bitch Is A Donkey

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 53:36


    Jamie isn't cut out for farm life on the Sex Fix.  One Thanksgiving dish has got to go! Brit's Fake at 8 is BRUTAL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    From Here On Out You Are Old Gravy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2022 60:23


    The first Thanksgiving crime of the year.  National Stuffing Day.  Your gift giving is gonna get you dumped. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Pistols At Dawn Opened Up Pandora's C*n*

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 45:17


    Pistols at Dawn came in studio and became our besties. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Deb and Dan Carey Are Our Biggest Fans Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2022 56:52


    Deb and Dan Carey from New Glarus Brewing join the legendary Trixie on air to get us drunk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    From Cockermouth To Lickey End

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 40:29


    In true JJO Morning Show fashion we missed National Drummer Day yesterday so we're covering it today.  Some dude in the UK did a pervy hike and we're big fans.  The mystery of Spam continues. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    "It Was A Long Day With My Buttplug In"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 53:00


    Sex Fix has divorce DRAMA. There are 8 billion ppl on the planet now.  This hoe wore a buttplug w/ her boyfriends ashes in it through the airport.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Bring Me Yung Thong, Not Too Young Though

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 53:28


    The second oldest Chinese restaurant is here in Wisco and Danger wants it all up in his guts.  Meth use leads to buying owls in a gas station parking lot at 1am.  Danger got lost walking to Kwik Trip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Is Your Baby A Pussy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2022 49:06


    Danger and I are starting an underground protein powder/baby formula manufacturing operation and we're going to be RICH!  Veterans Day Salute.  The price of happiness is $10k. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Enjoy The Hot Tub 3 Way & The Yeast Infection That Follows

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2022 52:30


    Some dude jerked it on a JetBlue flight.  Hot chicks in college did worse once classes went virtual.  Pizza Pthursday!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Can I Say "Blowmotion Dual-Entrance Vibrating Male Masturbator" On The Air

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 35:33


    Danger came to town with some vinyl records and surf board and still somehow got laid.  It's Nat'l Fried Chicken Sammich day! Hump Day news has sexy advent calendars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    If You Lay An Egg I'll Eat It

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 49:10


    Drunk chicken dude slept in the wrong house.  Stephanie's hubby like a cam girl.  A dude from Philly is 90% chicken. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    At The End Of The Universe Is Madonna's Old Ass Vagina

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 50:09


    Post Packer Sound Off, but we kick it into denial mode and shift our attitudes.  The aliens are here and it'd be nice if you prepped your butthole.  My rocket shoes have arrived. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It Doesn't Count If It's Over The Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2022 48:43


    Some of you psychos actually miss Black Friday? WHAT?  Catalytic converter theft ring busted on a national scale. Dudes touch their junk a lot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Good Hard Cash For This Beat Up Beaver Pelt

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2022 35:33


    I had an incident in a parking lot and now y'all gotta hear about it.  Stuff this turkey, you bitch.  Money, what does it mean? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    She Dropped Her Taters Out At Trick or Treating

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2022 41:05


    Wendee can't put her tits away, despite the occassion.  Gwyneth Paltrow is so irritating. Your mate is hiding their kink outta shame! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Give Her A McRib & Drag Her Ass Outta Here

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 59:11


    We didn't win the powerball and Danger can't figure out why.  No, you cannot get disability payments for sausage fingers.  On the Sex Fix - Kathy and her bf like to film themselves doin the nasty, WHAT COULD GO WRONG? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'm Gonna Have Pus On My Face... WITH ONE S

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 56:56


    Halloween Ho Down y'all! Ppl r mad about stupid costumes again. A dude got arrested for drunken disorderly conduct whilst wearing a Fireball costume. Mr Skin checks in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    He Blew His Load At The Corn Maze

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 40:36


    The Smashing Pumpkins are the worst.  Ye is poor now? Dahmer feelings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Do You Still Hear The Screaming Of The Sluts, Clarice?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2022 40:27


    Super sad about Leslie Jordan passing.  We've altered the script for Silence of the Lambs.  The Halloween Candy Watcher is the next netflix hit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    This Lesbo LOVES Tubed Meat

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 41:31


    It's National Bologna day and we're friggin' pumped about tubed meat.  Wisco's own mullet boy is a gosh darn hero. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Wish Andy Dick Would Grope ME

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2022 38:10


    Jared Leto got annoying.  Andy Dick is the handsiest person in America, yet hasn't touched me.  A crazy neighbor lady is inspiring. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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