Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

International Men's Day AND World Toilet Day? WOW! You cannot have a pet raccoon, mkay? Friggin' BEZOS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flying is NOT that hard, bro. Trevor helps me find my queef sound effect. Gravy flights. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're just gonna be poor, okay? Thanksgiving costs a grand now. Get to the shot cot stat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Pickle Day!!!! Morgan Freeman vs AI. House guests got to go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get that change out my pocket. Love me some Dolly. Where ya wanna go?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peter was defending his chickens. Meet me at the park with a rotisserie chicken. Bit in the friggin' neck, brah! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dead Sugar, Velvet Chains & The Haunt - Live from the Windsor in Windsor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man cannot live on Wendy's alone. Why do we argue about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame every damn year? Wreck of the Eddy Fitz.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pigs on the loose!!! Stupid effin' Starbucks cups. Sailing the seas of mashed potatoes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drunk gym teacher. Bye bye Pizza Hut? Throwdown at the Bass Pro Shop. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop effin with the mac n cheese. Tom Brady is a weirdo. Probably shouldn't tell your gf she's gained a few lbs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nazis, Oreos and Candy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rollercoastern't. The Grindr stalker guy is weird af. Energy drinks are the devil. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The JJO Halloween Party was off the hook! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put some pants on for your zoom meeting, bra. All 6s & 7s. Pizza pthursday!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I just wish the aliens would cum already. National cat day. 4 kinds of couples. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Booty call gone bad. Actual drugs found in the Halloween candy! Tootsie Roll debate 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rental car criminal guy is oddly genius. The jewelry thieves were caught! National Black Cat Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Bologna Day. "Yeah, I've sold weed, and a bit of cocaine." Cutting corners, we do it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Delicate art of grilled cheese making. There are no dual floats. Crayons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lonely on Halloween. Balloons! Chicken Wing CrimesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amelia Earhart is the Lobster Queen. You're not that funny, funny guy. Ray Ray loved his vacay. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psychic con artists. Yo' ass gonna get shot. RIP Spaceman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who's scared of the dark? Global cat day!!! Hurry up or get stabbed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bush is back, baby!!! Giant pumpkins are a giant pain in the ass. Gettin' curdy with it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dessert Day. Cheeseburger assault. More records broken by David Rush. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christopher Columbus day. Arby's lawsuit. National No Bra Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thank God Aranda Showed Up and Saved the Show. Johnny and Dee Live from the Leinie Lodge.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Milwaukee orders A LOT of pizza. What's in your butt? Tipping fatigue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cho clit is undefeated. I've been ferry free forever for no particular reason. Dating tid bits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She seems like a level headed lady. Rush has a new drummer. Taco day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Camel Toe vs Monona Tow. Chi-Chi's here we come!! Pizza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not this poop cruise. The interview we'll never forget. Let's talk about hair. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pettiness x 11 herbs and spices. Tina Turner statue fail. Monopoly scam is back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim died over here ffs. Cat soap operas. I work for Iowa now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We just love him. His voice is tits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lance is a Disney Princess. Take out be costin toooo much!!! One hit wonders!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strawberry tampons er no. Curder burger update Staff meeting in the shower. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chloe's bf is a slippery seal. Tit cash. Autumn Kings in studio!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just put the ice cream on my nips. Fall's here, bitches. We will use anything but the metric system. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, that was a wild ride. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's a niiiiice burger. Ozzy doc trailer is out. What happens in the sky club??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These drunk bitches r outta control! If you can skip a stone you can cheat a charity. They don't give you no rope in prison, buddy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's going on? BACONATOR MEAL! Friggin' Jeremiah Johnson Died. Gator chomps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pa paw is drunk driving. Vince Neil strokefest. Paula Sowers is on the Highway To Hell. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make your bed, son. Pizza Pthursday. Are you happy, er no? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can we stop with the Cracker Barrel drama? TV Dinner Day. Record breaking balls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We made new besties!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karen's at the ball game. Losing powerball again. Gen Z cryin' at work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a weird experiment. Cheese Pizza Day. There's a lego in my brain!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sofa sitting. Go with your gut. No one is breeding. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.