JJO Morning Show Podcast

DIMES! Gorilla vs 100 dudes. Pizza Pthursday roundtable. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pay it ....backward??? The crazies are thawing out. Irony, er no?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She dropped a bomb alright. Emergency Snit Kit. The Zipper. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a snake in my marg. That dirty livin' be catchin' up to ya. Pay it forward is the DEVIL!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Be scared of woodpeckers and receipts. Fyre Festival 4 sale! Telephone memories. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drunk mail lady. Johnny's worst parody yet. Pigs in da blankie wankies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Too many stolen meat packages. Never heard Danger so quiet in my life. Kevin Bozeman roasts Johnny. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paintball guns for Jesus. The third wedding is just backyards and hotdogs. Everest drones. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quicksand, slow hand. Squirrels be damned! The dildo sun dial. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Beltline International Raceway. He Ate the Booger. Soccer Time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Torpedoes and Boss Jocks. Work Clones. Beer Cave Pooper. Good Doggy and The High Five. Babes In Space.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would You Trade Your Pet for Cash. Guys Fall in Love First. Hump Day News.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JCP Deathtrap. Mind Eraser. The Boys Shoot Katy Perry to the Moon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Totes abbrevs be hurtin' feels. We're dying everything but eggs. No ball grabbing at 30k feet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Space turds. Those are special sniffing panties in my backpack. Lance's unicorn dish. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They beat up the Easter Bunny, man. Hot dog towers are all the rage. Danger vs Pringles. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's fill your shoe day at Schmubway. West Virginia, where we shoot our problems in the face. The Y chromosome is disappearing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No, they aren't emotional support tigers. I know you ain't gotta problem. How to make a capital G. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hammer Haw. Friggin' influencers are ruining everything. "Don't hurt my pet chicken."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jean Claude Van oooooh noooooo. Creepy DJs and 11 DUIs. Calgon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The great meat caper. Cat Chat tells you the right way to engage in play with your kitty cat. Lee from Versus Me checks in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dude, stop worrying about it. La Mayo is my new thing. Can you hear me now?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where are all these piss jugs comin' from? DeHooterization. Truck Nutz Hysteria. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The nastier the better = dating in my 20s. They blurred out the Renoir tits. You lost your job for a damn corn dog. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I was giving away my DNA for free for a long time. Bring back scared straight!!! Don't make eye contact with the Manatee. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can we stop with the pet kangaroo crap? Time share troubles put you in a Mexican prison. They're sellin' your DNA and you're givin' it away for free.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now get some stink on your hang down. The Pirate's Booty guy is friggin' nuts! RIP George Foreman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bro, give me my ear back. Tip your local DJ 25%. Now we're just totally bitchin' out for tattoos? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just say no to the yuge gas station. Frank is also the pony. Stupid AI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hulk sighting, brother. That is not how astronauts train. Lessons learned in the shared trailer home bathroom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, you have to pay half. National Sloppy Joe Day. The dog threw up a couple toes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You have $50 million but no boner. You've been Gorske'd. Journey takes the power out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr Clean and Ms Dookie. Pucker that butthole when you fly, brah. Wombat bitch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So many piles of poo to dodge. Pie scandal er no? Baton straight to the head! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You don't have to kill your spouse, you can get a divorce. Parenting fail at Disney. You'll pry these girl scout cookies from my cold dead hands. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was the friggin' orange sauce this whole time. You don't have to care about everything dude! Dumpster Fyre Festival See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spin Doctors take an unexpected & unwarranted beating. The art of nose picking. Pringles as a weapon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Board game cheater scum! Nobody has to explain their mom jeans to you. Check for skids. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MUFF International - cumming soon. Ope too much Eye contact. Soon Bang and her massage parlor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some ppl just can't pass the eff out. WTF is happening in the drive thru lane? The great ranch war of 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take a right at Rio. Real life kung fu hero! Designer fruit sounds delicious. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy McFarland is back and dang it he's gonna make money. The cat took a giant dump at 3 am and woke my ass up. Train heists, who knew? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gambling is not for everyone. Is Hooters a thing of the past? Drunk deja vu.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone is irritated. Dragged or drug? Buying concert tickets feels like a circle jerk these days. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Slit. I'm not some sort of frog milker. PIzza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Airboat Day. Chicken chat. Your ideal work week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Step brother lovin'. We're upside down, that's not good. Lego thefts are a bfd! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is eggsausting. It will be the best bridge, ask anyone. President's day mania!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Use your damn blinker!!! A whale swallowed a kayaker and we're all terrified to kayak now. I still don't know what joke Danger was trying to make about dildos. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you know Chubby Checker protested outside the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame? Margaritas be the nectar of the gods. World Radio Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A garlic bath bomb is the WORST idea. Hug it out bro. The psychic above the flooring store cannot cast a love spell for you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.