Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

I just wish the aliens would cum already. National cat day. 4 kinds of couples. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Booty call gone bad. Actual drugs found in the Halloween candy! Tootsie Roll debate 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rental car criminal guy is oddly genius. The jewelry thieves were caught! National Black Cat Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Bologna Day. "Yeah, I've sold weed, and a bit of cocaine." Cutting corners, we do it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Delicate art of grilled cheese making. There are no dual floats. Crayons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lonely on Halloween. Balloons! Chicken Wing CrimesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amelia Earhart is the Lobster Queen. You're not that funny, funny guy. Ray Ray loved his vacay. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psychic con artists. Yo' ass gonna get shot. RIP Spaceman. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who's scared of the dark? Global cat day!!! Hurry up or get stabbed! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bush is back, baby!!! Giant pumpkins are a giant pain in the ass. Gettin' curdy with it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dessert Day. Cheeseburger assault. More records broken by David Rush. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christopher Columbus day. Arby's lawsuit. National No Bra Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thank God Aranda Showed Up and Saved the Show. Johnny and Dee Live from the Leinie Lodge.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Milwaukee orders A LOT of pizza. What's in your butt? Tipping fatigue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cho clit is undefeated. I've been ferry free forever for no particular reason. Dating tid bits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She seems like a level headed lady. Rush has a new drummer. Taco day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Camel Toe vs Monona Tow. Chi-Chi's here we come!! Pizza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not this poop cruise. The interview we'll never forget. Let's talk about hair. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pettiness x 11 herbs and spices. Tina Turner statue fail. Monopoly scam is back! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim died over here ffs. Cat soap operas. I work for Iowa now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We just love him. His voice is tits. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lance is a Disney Princess. Take out be costin toooo much!!! One hit wonders!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Strawberry tampons er no. Curder burger update Staff meeting in the shower. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chloe's bf is a slippery seal. Tit cash. Autumn Kings in studio!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just put the ice cream on my nips. Fall's here, bitches. We will use anything but the metric system. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well, that was a wild ride. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's a niiiiice burger. Ozzy doc trailer is out. What happens in the sky club??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These drunk bitches r outta control! If you can skip a stone you can cheat a charity. They don't give you no rope in prison, buddy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's going on? BACONATOR MEAL! Friggin' Jeremiah Johnson Died. Gator chomps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pa paw is drunk driving. Vince Neil strokefest. Paula Sowers is on the Highway To Hell. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Make your bed, son. Pizza Pthursday. Are you happy, er no? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can we stop with the Cracker Barrel drama? TV Dinner Day. Record breaking balls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We made new besties!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karen's at the ball game. Losing powerball again. Gen Z cryin' at work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a weird experiment. Cheese Pizza Day. There's a lego in my brain!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sofa sitting. Go with your gut. No one is breeding. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Upskirt creepo. 96 wet sponges to the face. Entitlement never sounded so good. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Batman PJ guy saves the day. Influencers need to stay home ffs. I brought my own mayo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BEES! Pizza Pthursday. National Burger Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doucher that faked his death and left his fam got sentenced. We become the official morning show of the Funeral Portrait! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The best town meeting yet. My butthole deserves the best. Wreck of the Butt Sniffer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ozempic vag. Butt sniffer strikes again. Ultimate male experience, er no? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friggin' sharks. No butthole was displayed. Cracker barrel probs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Catalytic converter probs. We find out what 67 means, or do we. Radioactive shrimp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a raccoon party. Waterfalls and chicken wings. You're delulu. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I can't figure out how to use my legs. Some salty bitch complained about chalk art. My car my rules. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mutant bunnies vs Mutant DJs. That's a nice mounted arm you have there. They trusted Annabelle with a damn comedian. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not sure you know what that means. Let's gossip! Shaun McCoy has a new band and a new song and it's a ripper! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World's ugliest dog ain't that ugly. We friggin' love beans. Vinyl Record day!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yapper dog vs black bear. Dave Mathews Band pooperversery. Got my arm stuck in the Chuck E Cheese game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why the hell is Simple Man playing everywhere we go? We play 2 truths and a lie, poorly. Danger comes thru like a friggin' champ.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
