Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

Do Nothing Day. Space Hotels. Good ol Skip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wikipedia's birthday. Stop interrupting me. Pizza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can't just phone the weather in. Worlds drunkest driver. Fry revolution. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ope! Wrong chat!!! Lance ate a couple pounds of steak in the nude and honestly, I'm jealous. Scissor barbie was not a thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't bully Lance or he'll B his L. Kiss a ginger day. Talking dogs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bitch literally inhales her food. Gymfluencers are here now. What happens after your orgasm?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Us to Autumn Kings: Did we just become best friends? Them: YUP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is the devil. Who are these love experts? Bring home the balloons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Road ragin'. James never should have peeked. 86 6-7.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bullets go somewhere. Drunk driver round up. Bacon problems. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a weird day at work. Johnny in fact is not too busy to pick his own lottery numbers. So heisty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flying is hard for some people. What was in our butts last year? OMG Becky, look at that pork butt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandpa used a Trump hundy at the gas station. How much are you drinking to get hungover. Toilets are scary now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is not the Lamb of God I thought it was going to be. WTF is in Arkansas? 2 Cat Karen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Xmas eve extravaganza. Barry Manilow party?? Greg Bair visits with so much more than Christmas cookies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Most ppl are already tired of working for the year. Anti Xmas movies. Your cat is probably manipulating you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They have numbers, they have charts, they have sweaters; it's Ty and Alex, your local big hair accountants. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Genoa.... Genoa.... GENOA! Eggnog er no? NYE celebration or Netflix? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Camel vs crowd. Pizza Pfriday. No weed is free!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fine, regift me! That's why there is a 5 minute break every hour, duh! Charlie Berens and Mike from Joey's Song. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get it over with!!! Pussy Thief on the loose. You don't need to be a panty psychic when you get a pic sent to you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Camel Toe >Mistletoe. Imagine not being an asshole. 2 drinks at the party max. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why is Santa so skinny? Get papaw off the roof. Karate Man bruise on the inside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Door Dash Ding Dong. Chuck Brown vs Aluminum Trees. Coin Convo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flashpoint for e'erybody. Eff Scones!!! Dude, no, you don't get a reward. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Masturbating in the ice machine. Gotta case of the Billies. Shirley Manson vs beach balls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the worst color bro. Rethinking the dentist drill. Bunk with a drunk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chew this. Pizza crime. Pickleball drama! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ferry fugazi. Cranspiracy! Crazy white lady things. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Schabusiness is baaaaaaaack. Short king on the line. Don't kill that fish, bro. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mariah Carey is pure xmas bankroll. Why are there so many pie days? 6 7 too close to 69.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I've killed that bitch in my sleep 300 times. I'm living my nightmare rn. Home depot love connection. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drunk scooter man attacks. The sexual harrasser strikes again. Bologna for Thanksgiving. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eagle vs Cat vs Car. Creepy dude finds a body and then calls a radio station.... cuz ppl r effin' stupid and creepy. Crazy airport lady strikes again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

International Men's Day AND World Toilet Day? WOW! You cannot have a pet raccoon, mkay? Friggin' BEZOS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flying is NOT that hard, bro. Trevor helps me find my queef sound effect. Gravy flights. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're just gonna be poor, okay? Thanksgiving costs a grand now. Get to the shot cot stat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Pickle Day!!!! Morgan Freeman vs AI. House guests got to go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get that change out my pocket. Love me some Dolly. Where ya wanna go?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peter was defending his chickens. Meet me at the park with a rotisserie chicken. Bit in the friggin' neck, brah! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dead Sugar, Velvet Chains & The Haunt - Live from the Windsor in Windsor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man cannot live on Wendy's alone. Why do we argue about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame every damn year? Wreck of the Eddy Fitz.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pigs on the loose!!! Stupid effin' Starbucks cups. Sailing the seas of mashed potatoes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drunk gym teacher. Bye bye Pizza Hut? Throwdown at the Bass Pro Shop. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stop effin with the mac n cheese. Tom Brady is a weirdo. Probably shouldn't tell your gf she's gained a few lbs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nazis, Oreos and Candy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rollercoastern't. The Grindr stalker guy is weird af. Energy drinks are the devil. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The JJO Halloween Party was off the hook! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put some pants on for your zoom meeting, bra. All 6s & 7s. Pizza pthursday!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I just wish the aliens would cum already. National cat day. 4 kinds of couples. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Booty call gone bad. Actual drugs found in the Halloween candy! Tootsie Roll debate 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.