Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

I just need 7 grand. Rip the band aid off, Debbie. Not Bunnie xo and Jelly Roll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck in the swing ride bro. I'm stuck in mud! No law with the white claw. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Burger victory. Marilyn Monroe record setters. Panty sniffer madness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toilet Paper Origami. Road Tripping. Hookers Have Gone DigitalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Banana probs. Wrong body, again! WTF - Loretta Lynn + Fists.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy explosion bro. Coin Convo. Gimme some of them mutant chickens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have the greatest time with LYLVC at the Moon Bar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Spaghettios are not soup. National Donut Day. Kevin Bozeman.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwdown at the Kindergarten graduation. National Cheese Day! Brain Clumps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beaver stamp, gooch smooch, taco dip, Wayne Gretzky. National Egg Day!!! Can I get an extra seat for my fat schlong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's on your neck brah? Wrong dead dad. Black Crowes freakout. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Say something nice day. Do you name your fish er no? Spineshank + Bursitis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crazy Horse er no? The ballad of John Danger. Beany.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 'yotes! Check out this burger. Umbrellas - enemy number 1. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much do you remember from being a kid? Single ppl luxuries. That dude threw his wife off the boat fo sho.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hooters CPR. Machetes!!! Terrible paper airplane maker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Live from take your brat to work day! Spam dogs. Marty McCoy checks in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anello of Central Waters joins Trixie for some new NA action plus their new Bourbon and Bourbon Rye. Pizza Pthursday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI effed it up again. Millionaire dreaming. A-holes everywhere. Donny from the Mallards kicks ass and takes names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who doesn't love lil smokies? Breakin' records. Team asteroid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Door Dash nightmare. You drunk bitch. Lock the bathroom door or I'm punching you in the face.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's move this choir concert along. Coin convo. Zoltar er no.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The history of sloppy joes. She's deaf, not a terrorist. Whoopsy daisy on that engagement sitch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Step challenge master. Catfish to the max. Let's have some more fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marriage ain't for e'eryone. Vince Neil er no. Are you cool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BEES! I Need Those Fingers. Twilight Zone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

World record er no. There's a friggin' stork here. Ope, not your spleen. Mother's day brutality. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SNOW?!?!?! Understand this, bitch. Pizza Pthursday probs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mac n what now? Beverage day. Seis de mayo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not Dolly!!! No, there is no girl code. Guitar solo debate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Star won't. Hantahellnaw. 6-7cussion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"You know who matters? ME." We tired. T Bell employee of the month. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Damn kid is in the claw machine again. How do you shower? Poop smearer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Long distance schmistance. More records more breaking. Cat Chat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger over Danger is a lot to handle. Return to Dust are just the nicest dudes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30 Bucks? EFF YOU MAN! 2 chicks at the same time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Earth Day Mothafugga! Tipping, how does it work? Wienermobile is not for making love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A smoky sex fix. Scary ass balloon rides. A nickel for your thoughts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just take your damn trip, you annoying people. 4/20 brah. Bears! Er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Psychic er no? That lobster was juuuuust fine, crazy lady. No celibacy here folks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That dude is guilty AF. Auctioneering - not easy. Ticketmaster going down? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mmmmmmmeaties er no. You the funeral. Big quad is an asshole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI Jesus Christ. Put her back in the well. Katy Perry Clam Stamp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Space idiots. Thomas Jefferson day! We support ya Brit Brit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Catch these hands. Grilled cheese chat. Johnny Danger Jeopardy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Girl farts vs boy farts. Guess what today is? I TOLD YOU!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Worst Egg Hunt ever. 5:50 Fapping. Secrets about the high school swim class that none of us wanted to know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just pay a dollar for the effin' cookies,man. AI music is the devil. National Beer Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WKRP in Cincinnati is really gonna be a thing. Twinkie Day. Monogamy er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toe suckers are a certain breed. Easter madness. Leave it to Gwar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Existential crisis Thursday!!! Easter time cray cray. Peanut butter jelly time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.