Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

Fish sammie make my pussy pop. Smelly smells. Qtip sex. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why does everything cost $1400? Selling your kidney for Metallica tickets. The phrases that good mates use. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dealing Barbies over here. Door dash problems. Oopsy Methy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stupid cute lottery winners. You can't be doin' all that at the KT. Four lokos'll getcha. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shut up, shrimp. Flamingo assault!!! Selling your kidneys for Metallica tix. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I dropped the bomb on you. Lottery winners runnin' wild. Brit Brit in trouble. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now we call her the big fish. Not the Wendy's! Alpine Divorce on the rise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You'll pry my coffee from my cold dead hands. Ima need my frog blanket back mk? David Rush is an American treasure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's a lot of tacos. Shia Lebouf is a friggin' mess. Joe Thomas is a machine. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Polar Bear Day. Fake Hundies. Prosthetic Buttholes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doctor Poon, really? Lima beans are the devil. Rock and Roll Hall of Shame. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's a big burger! RIP Visions. National Quiet Day not to be confused with STFU day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We ruined Jeff's birthday. Coin convo! We're putting the phone down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bonnie Blue the dumpster. Tootsie Roll Day. Rotisserie Throwdown. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friends from the Lonely Ones talk about their hopes and dreams and stink garages and share some tunes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you shower? Pizza Pthursday! Rural..Roooorawl...ruerahl...rewrawl. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flying cows and sommeliers. Shia Lebouf on the loose. No sex for lent? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Divan, duvat, davenport. Don't answer the phone. World buffet for days. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In Jefferson County we mind our own damn business. So much sex at the Olympic village. President's Day extravaganza! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Forced hugs. Valentine's Day is a trick to spend money. Fatberg!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eating in bed? No Shame!!! National Guitar Day!!! Olympic cheater.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Red Tuesday. Olympic probs. Gay sex activities? Count me in! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Pizza Day. Drunk Driver round up. Dinosaur Pile-up visits us. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stuck at the car wash. Old ass booze. Iguana pizza. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizza pthursday. National Fart Day. Serial pooper busted. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Savannah Guthrie mama drama. Bear poop beer. Thank a Mail Carrier Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Livin' that luxurious life. Who stole the old lady??? How many times do we have to tell you, FLARED BASE!?!?!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We launch the new coffee. We get early spring. Woops wrong baby.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luigi breakout er no. Ozzfest may come back. Air Supply with your oragasm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elevator friends. Poop geyser. Alcatraz Coyote update!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sign me up for friction maxxing. Charlie Berens in the hizzy. Lumberjacks and woodsmen to the rescue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Too much booze & not enough drinkers! Personal failures on display. National Chocolate Cake Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Send me your measurements just doesn't sound right. Animals using tools, beginning of the end. Don't bend over. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pie pow wow. Exploding trees are not a big concern. Buy the smut. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Answer your cat's questions day. Car wash or time machine? Can't find better goods. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Take it to the scrapyard, lady. He was drunk. Vabbing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheesus christ. DJs can be shady as hell. Peep show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dolly turns 80 today and we love her. Better for you pizza toppings that aren't terrible. Bert Merkel spoiled the Poison tour, really??? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do Nothing Day. Space Hotels. Good ol Skip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wikipedia's birthday. Stop interrupting me. Pizza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You can't just phone the weather in. Worlds drunkest driver. Fry revolution. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ope! Wrong chat!!! Lance ate a couple pounds of steak in the nude and honestly, I'm jealous. Scissor barbie was not a thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't bully Lance or he'll B his L. Kiss a ginger day. Talking dogs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bitch literally inhales her food. Gymfluencers are here now. What happens after your orgasm?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Us to Autumn Kings: Did we just become best friends? Them: YUP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AI is the devil. Who are these love experts? Bring home the balloons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Road ragin'. James never should have peeked. 86 6-7.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bullets go somewhere. Drunk driver round up. Bacon problems. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What a weird day at work. Johnny in fact is not too busy to pick his own lottery numbers. So heisty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flying is hard for some people. What was in our butts last year? OMG Becky, look at that pork butt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grandpa used a Trump hundy at the gas station. How much are you drinking to get hungover. Toilets are scary now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.