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Johnny & Dee replay the day.  Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

JJO Morning Show


    • Jun 16, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 1,037 EPISODES


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    Chair Sniffers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2026 36:38


    I just need 7 grand. Rip the band aid off, Debbie. Not Bunnie xo and Jelly Roll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Can Still Hear The Sucking Of The Mud, Clarice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2026 40:18


    Stuck in the swing ride bro. I'm stuck in mud! No law with the white claw. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Get Out Of The Panty Drawer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2026 37:14


    Burger victory. Marilyn Monroe record setters. Panty sniffer madness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We Are Balling, As The Kids Would Say

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2026 37:40


    Toilet Paper Origami. Road Tripping. Hookers Have Gone DigitalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Fist City Is Going To Mess Up My Algorithm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2026 34:46


    Banana probs. Wrong body, again! WTF - Loretta Lynn + Fists.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We Wear No Pants In Honor Of Donald Duck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2026 34:52


    Holy explosion bro. Coin Convo. Gimme some of them mutant chickens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    608 Day With LYLVC At The Moon Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2026 57:11


    We have the greatest time with LYLVC at the Moon Bar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Obligatory Load Dumps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2026 39:59


    Spaghettios are not soup. National Donut Day. Kevin Bozeman.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Can I Be A Dick For A Minute?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2026 38:35


    Throwdown at the Kindergarten graduation. National Cheese Day! Brain Clumps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Gave Her The Ol' Wayne Gretzky

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2026 36:59


    Beaver stamp, gooch smooch, taco dip, Wayne Gretzky. National Egg Day!!! Can I get an extra seat for my fat schlong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dick Neck Died On The Air

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2026 33:33


    What's on your neck brah? Wrong dead dad. Black Crowes freakout. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Say Something Nice, Asshole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2026 40:16


    Say something nice day. Do you name your fish er no? Spineshank + Bursitis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Bears Can Smell The Menstruation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2026 35:15


    Crazy Horse er no? The ballad of John Danger. Beany.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Meatier Than I Thought

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2026 41:14


    The 'yotes! Check out this burger. Umbrellas - enemy number 1. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Tetanus Better Be Up To Date

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2026 32:00


    How much do you remember from being a kid? Single ppl luxuries. That dude threw his wife off the boat fo sho.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Show Me Your Folds

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2026 42:43


    Hooters CPR. Machetes!!! Terrible paper airplane maker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ask Me About My Wiener

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2026 52:45


    Live from take your brat to work day! Spam dogs. Marty McCoy checks in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's So Veiny

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2026 44:43


    Anello of Central Waters joins Trixie for some new NA action plus their new Bourbon and Bourbon Rye. Pizza Pthursday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    "You Wanna Fire Me, Bye." 

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2026 42:41


    AI effed it up again. Millionaire dreaming. A-holes everywhere. Donny from the Mallards kicks ass and takes names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Can Put That Thing Anywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2026 37:28


    Who doesn't love lil smokies? Breakin' records. Team asteroid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Made Lance Puke Today

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2026 42:38


    Door Dash nightmare. You drunk bitch. Lock the bathroom door or I'm punching you in the face.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Visit Uranus, And Mine, Thank You

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2026 36:21


    Let's move this choir concert along. Coin convo. Zoltar er no.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Like It Real Sloppy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2026 31:14


    The history of sloppy joes. She's deaf, not a terrorist. Whoopsy daisy on that engagement sitch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Don't Touch My Rubbery Whisker

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2026 35:55


    AI Step challenge master. Catfish to the max. Let's have some more fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ryan Seacrunt Is The Worst

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2026 46:26


    Marriage ain't for e'eryone. Vince Neil er no. Are you cool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You'll Pry My Fingers From My Cold Dead Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2026 41:40


    BEES! I Need Those Fingers. Twilight Zone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's Not That Cream Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2026 29:04


    World record er no. There's a friggin' stork here. Ope, not your spleen. Mother's day brutality. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Total Eclipse Of The Shart

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2026 41:25


    SNOW?!?!?! Understand this, bitch. Pizza Pthursday probs.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sounds Liken Someone Is Stirring Mac N Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2026 33:21


    Mac n what now? Beverage day. Seis de mayo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Haulin' Those Huge Taters'll Make You Dizzy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2026 38:21


    Not Dolly!!! No, there is no girl code. Guitar solo debate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Show You My Sarlacc Pit

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2026 36:22


    Star won't. Hantahellnaw. 6-7cussion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'm Taking A Pair Of Her Used Panties With Me

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2026 45:00


    "You know who matters? ME." We tired. T Bell employee of the month. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Feces-ing Is A Word Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2026 44:15


    Damn kid is in the claw machine again. How do you shower? Poop smearer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You're Getting The Footlong

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2026 43:15


    Long distance schmistance. More records more breaking. Cat Chat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Return to Dust In Studio - Convo and Coupla Bangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2026 41:32


    Danger over Danger is a lot to handle. Return to Dust are just the nicest dudes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You're The Piggy In MY Blanket

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2026 38:14


    30 Bucks? EFF YOU MAN! 2 chicks at the same time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Wienerfest Is Not What It Sounds Like

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2026 34:20


    Earth Day Mothafugga! Tipping, how does it work? Wienermobile is not for making love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It Makes Your Wiener Smaller

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2026 38:52


    A smoky sex fix. Scary ass balloon rides. A nickel for your thoughts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'm Not Your Spaghetti Bitch

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2026 36:26


    Just take your damn trip, you annoying people. 4/20 brah. Bears! Er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Tell You What I'd Do With A 3rd Thumb

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2026 45:26


    Psychic er no? That lobster was juuuuust fine, crazy lady. No celibacy here folks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Show You My Dinghy

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2026 43:16


    That dude is guilty AF. Auctioneering - not easy. Ticketmaster going down? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Greased Up Like A Slippery Pig

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2026 44:09


    Mmmmmmmeaties er no. You the funeral. Big quad is an asshole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Then She Turned Around And Flashed Her Vagina

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2026 35:47


    AI Jesus Christ. Put her back in the well. Katy Perry Clam Stamp. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Thomas Jefferson Would Love Hey Dudes

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2026 42:48


    Space idiots. Thomas Jefferson day! We support ya Brit Brit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's Always The Sweaty Dude

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2026 42:37


    Catch these hands. Grilled cheese chat. Johnny Danger Jeopardy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Didn't Know Fart Tubes Existed Until Today

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2026 35:12


    Girl farts vs boy farts. Guess what today is? I TOLD YOU!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Don't Rhyme With Trike

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2026 41:15


    Worst Egg Hunt ever. 5:50 Fapping. Secrets about the high school swim class that none of us wanted to know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Beaver Bash 2026

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2026 37:04


    Just pay a dollar for the effin' cookies,man. AI music is the devil. National Beer Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    National Twink Day Is Totes Dif

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2026 36:58


    WKRP in Cincinnati is really gonna be a thing. Twinkie Day. Monogamy er no?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Look At The Udder On That Dude

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2026 39:34


    Toe suckers are a certain breed. Easter madness. Leave it to Gwar. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Space, Man. It's So... Big, Dude.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2026 41:01


    Existential crisis Thursday!!! Easter time cray cray. Peanut butter jelly time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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