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Johnny & Dee replay the day.  Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

JJO Morning Show


    • Jan 16, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 935 EPISODES


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    You Don't Want Spicy Carpet

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2026 35:31


    Do Nothing Day. Space Hotels. Good ol Skip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Ever Search "Fellatio" On Wikipedia? 

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2026 36:42


    Wikipedia's birthday. Stop interrupting me. Pizza Pthursday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Just Squirt It In My Mouth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2026 36:11


    You can't just phone the weather in. Worlds drunkest driver. Fry revolution. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Have My Steak Naked - As In Me, I'm Naked, Eating Steak

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2026 39:33


    Ope! Wrong chat!!! Lance ate a couple pounds of steak in the nude and honestly, I'm jealous. Scissor barbie was not a thing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Hospital Boners

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2026 33:12


    Don't bully Lance or he'll B his L. Kiss a ginger day. Talking dogs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Putting The Anal In Analog

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2026 36:49


    Bitch literally inhales her food. Gymfluencers are here now. What happens after your orgasm?? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Autumn Kings Sound Lounge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2026 31:57


    Us to Autumn Kings: Did we just become best friends? Them: YUP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    What's For Dinner? Booty.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2026 33:32


    AI is the devil. Who are these love experts? Bring home the balloons. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Cunning Linguist

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2026 43:39


    Road ragin'. James never should have peeked. 86 6-7.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Bacon Panties

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2026 46:44


    Bullets go somewhere. Drunk driver round up. Bacon problems. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Your Mom Climbs My Matterhorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2025 36:10


    What a weird day at work. Johnny in fact is not too busy to pick his own lottery numbers. So heisty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Bacon Strips Or Ham Wallet, I Am A Fan

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2025 43:19


    Flying is hard for some people. What was in our butts last year? OMG Becky, look at that pork butt. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Our Taints Are Just Fine, Thank You.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2025 41:07


    Grandpa used a Trump hundy at the gas station. How much are you drinking to get hungover. Toilets are scary now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's Just Not A Holiday Without Your Bald Knob

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2025 38:06


    This is not the Lamb of God I thought it was going to be. WTF is in Arkansas? 2 Cat Karen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Twas The Night Before Xmas & Greg Bair Overshared About His Sex Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2025 45:39


    Xmas eve extravaganza. Barry Manilow party?? Greg Bair visits with so much more than Christmas cookies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    TBH I Can't Really Tell When You're Checked Out Of Work

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2025 31:53


    Most ppl are already tired of working for the year. Anti Xmas movies. Your cat is probably manipulating you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Big Hair Accountants & The 2025 Big Hair Wrap Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2025 43:00


    They have numbers, they have charts, they have sweaters; it's Ty and Alex, your local big hair accountants. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Salami Slam

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2025 46:35


    Genoa.... Genoa.... GENOA! Eggnog er no? NYE celebration or Netflix? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's Still Chicken Licks

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2025 29:22


    Camel vs crowd. Pizza Pfriday. No weed is free!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Charlie Berens for Prez

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2025 23:02


    Fine, regift me! That's why there is a 5 minute break every hour, duh! Charlie Berens and Mike from Joey's Song. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Porch Pussy Pirate

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2025 37:25


    Get it over with!!! Pussy Thief on the loose. You don't need to be a panty psychic when you get a pic sent to you. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Not On The Mouth, Uncle Rico!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2025 46:34


    Camel Toe >Mistletoe. Imagine not being an asshole. 2 drinks at the party max. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    What Is A Swunt?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2025 45:30


    Why is Santa so skinny? Get papaw off the roof. Karate Man bruise on the inside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'll Show You Some Arby's

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2025 48:19


    Door Dash Ding Dong. Chuck Brown vs Aluminum Trees. Coin Convo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    When Does It Count As Seeing A Vagina?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2025 40:43


    Flashpoint for e'erybody. Eff Scones!!! Dude, no, you don't get a reward. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Nothin' Like Some Refreshing Semen Ice - Or Is It Iced Semen?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2025 35:15


    Masturbating in the ice machine. Gotta case of the Billies. Shirley Manson vs beach balls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Most Annoying Sound Is Your Mom Snoring When I Get Done With Her

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2025 43:00


    It's the worst color bro. Rethinking the dentist drill. Bunk with a drunk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dat Ass Gonna Need A Stretchy Pant

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2025 41:03


    Chew this. Pizza crime. Pickleball drama! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Grandma Taught Me How To Eat Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2025 39:29


    The ferry fugazi. Cranspiracy! Crazy white lady things. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Protect Yo' Meat

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2025 35:44


    Schabusiness is baaaaaaaack. Short king on the line. Don't kill that fish, bro. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Chicken Choker 3000

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2025 42:11


    Mariah Carey is pure xmas bankroll. Why are there so many pie days? 6 7 too close to 69.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Skill Lost: Rubbin' One Out To JcPenney Undies Section

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2025 41:58


    I've killed that bitch in my sleep 300 times. I'm living my nightmare rn. Home depot love connection. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Also Gobble At My Gyno Appointments

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2025 35:59


    Drunk scooter man attacks. The sexual harrasser strikes again. Bologna for Thanksgiving. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Pussy Fell From The Sky

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2025 37:12


    Eagle vs Cat vs Car. Creepy dude finds a body and then calls a radio station.... cuz ppl r effin' stupid and creepy. Crazy airport lady strikes again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Put Her Damn Fish Lips On The Mural

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2025 37:25


    International Men's Day AND World Toilet Day? WOW! You cannot have a pet raccoon, mkay? Friggin' BEZOS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Paging Dr. Queef

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2025 46:31


    Flying is NOT that hard, bro. Trevor helps me find my queef sound effect. Gravy flights. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's Not Hot Sauce On Your Pant Leg

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2025 40:21


    You're just gonna be poor, okay? Thanksgiving costs a grand now. Get to the shot cot stat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Lesbian Arts & Crafts

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2025 50:54


    National Pickle Day!!!! Morgan Freeman vs AI. House guests got to go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Moaning Just Means She's Hungry

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2025 38:16


    Get that change out my pocket. Love me some Dolly. Where ya wanna go?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Not The Cockfight I Wanted

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2025 40:31


    Peter was defending his chickens. Meet me at the park with a rotisserie chicken. Bit in the friggin' neck, brah! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Sound Lounge at The Windsor

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2025 91:11


    Dead Sugar, Velvet Chains & The Haunt - Live from the Windsor in Windsor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    You Can Ring My Bell But Not 30 Times In A Row Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2025 34:37


    Man cannot live on Wendy's alone. Why do we argue about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame every damn year? Wreck of the Eddy Fitz.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Bearista Cup Of Shut The Hell Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2025 46:17


    Pigs on the loose!!! Stupid effin' Starbucks cups. Sailing the seas of mashed potatoes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You'll Pry This Breadstick From My Cold Dead Greasy Marinara Covered Sausage Fingers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2025 50:55


    Drunk gym teacher. Bye bye Pizza Hut? Throwdown at the Bass Pro Shop. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Yo Bitch, You Get Fat, Er What?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2025 36:46


    Stop effin with the mac n cheese. Tom Brady is a weirdo. Probably shouldn't tell your gf she's gained a few lbs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    These Cookies Are Gonna Make Me Vomit Into Your Mouth

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2025 43:12


    Nazis, Oreos and Candy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Get In The Middle Of This Sammich

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2025 41:29


    Rollercoastern't. The Grindr stalker guy is weird af. Energy drinks are the devil. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Crobot Halloween Spectacular!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2025 56:30


    The JJO Halloween Party was off the hook! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Remember When That Dude Jerked It On A Zoom Meeting?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2025 41:37


    Put some pants on for your zoom meeting, bra. All 6s & 7s. Pizza pthursday!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    7 Knuckles In Your Chili Ring

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2025 34:48


    I just wish the aliens would cum already. National cat day. 4 kinds of couples. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    He Had Me At "Bring Ya Ass"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2025 42:38


    Booty call gone bad. Actual drugs found in the Halloween candy! Tootsie Roll debate 2025. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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