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Johnny & Dee replay the day.  Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

JJO Morning Show


    • Jul 21, 2026 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 41m AVG DURATION
    • 1,061 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from JJO Morning Show Podcast

    Your Old Sword Is Harder Than I Thought

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2026 44:11


    Look at my sword! Mike used his real name! Stay away from the walking train wreck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    AC/DC Post Show Gusher

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2026 60:46


    AC/DC life. Do the poo. Shake and bake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's How I Shat Myself At The Beach

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2026 31:46


    The blue angels took my baby! Not T Bell... I want the hand. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Autumn Kings Sound Lounge 2 !

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2026 35:19


    Our friends from Autumn Kings visit us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    Help Her Move - Get In Her Guts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2026 43:38


    Attack beaver! How to flirt, or not, probably don't listen to us. National Hot Dog Day goes off the rails!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Her Hoo-Ha Has Had It

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2026 46:42


    Jessica got divorced but has no interest in anyone. Mac N cheese. Vacuum love. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Don't Wanna Ask How My Vibe Is

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2026 33:14


    When urban turkeys attack. Powerball on accident. Chicky nugs on the coaster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Back That Thang Up Gently Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2026 44:46


    Robot diapers. E'erybody shatting themselves. Goshdarn Pina Coladas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Ain't Seen Wiener Swallowing Like That Since Your Mom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2026 40:58


    We don't need no stinkin' wipers. Who done blowed up the porta potty? Hot dog eating seagull. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Blew All My Money On Looking At Bigfoot DNA & Strippers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2026 44:03


    Check out my bigfoot DNA. Whoever is doing your accounting is stealing from you and going to strip clubs. Ice Cream madness with Staci from Calliope Ice Cream! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Gay Dino Er No?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2026 49:27


    No, girl, you cannot airtag your bf. Ma'am, you are banned from T Bell. National Day of Rock and Roll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    All Toe, No Camel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2026 46:43


    Fried chicken, OR ELSE! Crue er no? I put that sh** on e'erything! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I'm Interested In Them Bony Fingers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2026 36:55


    Card problems. Fireworks makes us loose our minds. Custard kings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Makes Me Want A Hot Dog Reeeeeal Bad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2026 43:53


    Real life Mexican Batman! Nothin' says America like tubed meat. Let's have a beer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dead Sugar and Moon Fever Sound Lounge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2026 53:29


    We had an amazing morning with Dead Sugar and Moon Fever in the JJO Sound Lounge with some JJO hard cores!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    That's A Gorin'!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2026 43:27


    Shoot the giraffe, already! Yellowstone chronicles. Let's go birdin'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Flappa Valley

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2026 36:46


    The long con time capsule. Chew, ya bastards. How about that wine?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Our Tits Are Down And Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2026 30:30


    Who called the bra salesman? Pineapple on pizza is encouraged! Round about problems. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ozempdick

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2026 47:57


    Hoes be trippin'. Litterbugs get canned. Your wang looks huge on that diet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Redwing Bitch Birds 

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2026 43:29


    Futsal. Crappy choices. The return of Fowl Play!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Googled Tortoise Penis For This Broadcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2026 44:55


    Robot probs. Pickleball throwdown! Old ass tortoise. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Blame It All On My Roots I Murdered Everyone In My Section

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2026 49:26


    Where are the bodies at Garth? The Lonely Ones invade the morning show! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Johnny & Lance Talk Stupid

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2026 44:44


    That's nothing to write home about. My body is a temple. Just dip it in caramel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Don't Want To Hear About Your Pounding Skills

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2026 37:13


    What would a sausage sound like if it could talk? Double Asshole situation. Bedside moving toilet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Chair Sniffers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2026 36:38


    I just need 7 grand. Rip the band aid off, Debbie. Not Bunnie xo and Jelly Roll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Can Still Hear The Sucking Of The Mud, Clarice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2026 40:18


    Stuck in the swing ride bro. I'm stuck in mud! No law with the white claw. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Get Out Of The Panty Drawer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2026 37:14


    Burger victory. Marilyn Monroe record setters. Panty sniffer madness. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We Are Balling, As The Kids Would Say

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2026 37:40


    Toilet Paper Origami. Road Tripping. Hookers Have Gone DigitalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Fist City Is Going To Mess Up My Algorithm

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2026 34:46


    Banana probs. Wrong body, again! WTF - Loretta Lynn + Fists.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    We Wear No Pants In Honor Of Donald Duck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2026 34:52


    Holy explosion bro. Coin Convo. Gimme some of them mutant chickens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    608 Day With LYLVC At The Moon Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2026 57:11


    We have the greatest time with LYLVC at the Moon Bar! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Obligatory Load Dumps

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2026 39:59


    Spaghettios are not soup. National Donut Day. Kevin Bozeman.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Can I Be A Dick For A Minute?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2026 38:35


    Throwdown at the Kindergarten graduation. National Cheese Day! Brain Clumps.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Gave Her The Ol' Wayne Gretzky

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2026 36:59


    Beaver stamp, gooch smooch, taco dip, Wayne Gretzky. National Egg Day!!! Can I get an extra seat for my fat schlong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Dick Neck Died On The Air

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2026 33:33


    What's on your neck brah? Wrong dead dad. Black Crowes freakout. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Say Something Nice, Asshole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2026 40:16


    Say something nice day. Do you name your fish er no? Spineshank + Bursitis. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    The Bears Can Smell The Menstruation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2026 35:15


    Crazy Horse er no? The ballad of John Danger. Beany.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Meatier Than I Thought

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2026 41:14


    The 'yotes! Check out this burger. Umbrellas - enemy number 1. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Tetanus Better Be Up To Date

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2026 32:00


    How much do you remember from being a kid? Single ppl luxuries. That dude threw his wife off the boat fo sho.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Show Me Your Folds

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2026 42:43


    Hooters CPR. Machetes!!! Terrible paper airplane maker. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ask Me About My Wiener

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2026 52:45


    Live from take your brat to work day! Spam dogs. Marty McCoy checks in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's So Veiny

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2026 44:43


    Anello of Central Waters joins Trixie for some new NA action plus their new Bourbon and Bourbon Rye. Pizza Pthursday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    "You Wanna Fire Me, Bye." 

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2026 42:41


    AI effed it up again. Millionaire dreaming. A-holes everywhere. Donny from the Mallards kicks ass and takes names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You Can Put That Thing Anywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2026 37:28


    Who doesn't love lil smokies? Breakin' records. Team asteroid! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Made Lance Puke Today

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2026 42:38


    Door Dash nightmare. You drunk bitch. Lock the bathroom door or I'm punching you in the face.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Visit Uranus, And Mine, Thank You

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2026 36:21


    Let's move this choir concert along. Coin convo. Zoltar er no.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    I Like It Real Sloppy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2026 31:14


    The history of sloppy joes. She's deaf, not a terrorist. Whoopsy daisy on that engagement sitch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Don't Touch My Rubbery Whisker

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2026 35:55


    AI Step challenge master. Catfish to the max. Let's have some more fun. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Ryan Seacrunt Is The Worst

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2026 46:26


    Marriage ain't for e'eryone. Vince Neil er no. Are you cool? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    You'll Pry My Fingers From My Cold Dead Hands

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2026 41:40


    BEES! I Need Those Fingers. Twilight Zone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    It's Not That Cream Pie

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2026 29:04


    World record er no. There's a friggin' stork here. Ope, not your spleen. Mother's day brutality. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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