Make It So-So! Podcast

We've done it! Our third season is complete... now join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss which episode deserves to enter of infamous Hall of Shame! (WARNING: This episode ends with a surprise you will never believe!!!)

Prepare to be FASCINATED! Join Beth, Neumann, and Dan as they discuss "Fascination", which is episode 10 of season 3 of Star Trek Deep Space Nine! Why are there so many sex lunacy episode in Star Trek? Just what exactly is the Bajoran Gratitude Festival? And is the Free Love Future really a bad thing in disguise?! Find out answers to these questions and much more by tuning in! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Listeners, this episode is kind of a big deal...we have our first guest! Our friend and very special guest Kathrin joins the MISS crew for a great discussion of "Trials and Tribble-ations", which is Episode 6 of Season 5 of Star Trek Deep Space 9. We go deep in this one: How do time travel ships work in Star Trek? Are tribbles cute or annoying? And would Bashir really get it on with his great-grandmother?! All of this and much, much more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Join the MISS crew as they discuss "Tin Man", which is episode 20 of season 3 of Star Trek The Next Generation! Just who is the Tin Man that the title of this episode refers to? Maybe YOU are the Tin Man! Listen and find out...

WELCOME TO EARTH! And no, we're not talking about Independence Day! This go around the MISS crew is talking about "Assignment: Earth" - which is Episode 26 of Season 2 of Star Trek The Original Series. Is the cat just a cat, or something more? Why does Scotty do nothing except watch rocket stock footage? And is Mr. Seven a human or not?! Listen to this episode to find out answers to all of these important questions, as well as much, much more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Not even the Free Love Future is safe when Neumann, Beth, and Dan discuss "Let He Who Is Without Sin", which is Episode 7 of Season 5 of Star Trek Deep Space Nine! Why is Worf's swimsuit so skimpy? How does Quark get so lucky with the ladies? And what exactly is Dax making out of that clay?! Find out answers to these questions and much more by listening along! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

The battle of Good vs. Evil takes place in this episode of Make It So-So Podcast! The crew discuss "The Savage Curtain", which is Episode 22 of Season 3 of Star Trek The Original Series. Why is Abraham Lincoln floating around in deep space? Why are the Starfleet dress uniforms so insane? And just how bad was makeup back in Sixties television? Find out answers to these questions and many more!!

The MISS crew returns to the fine town of Fair Haven to talk about "Spirit Folk", which is Episode 17 of Season 6 of Star Trek Voyager. What's the worst animal to holographically transform someone into? Why are there cars in this town? And just how can artificial intelligence be hypnotized? Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they find answers to all of these questions...and much more!

The MISS Crew returns to one of their favorite Trek motifs... some hot and heavy Holodeck lovin'! Join us as we discuss "Fair Haven", which is Episode 11 of Season 6 of Star Trek Voyager. Is holo love real love? How does Janeway know so much about historical Irish symbols? And will Voyager sacrifice the fake town of Fair Haven to save their actual real selves?! Find out the answers to these questions and many more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Happy Ancestor's Eve! As a special treat for this beloved holiday, the So-So crew gift to you a commentary episode for "11:59", which is episode 23 of season 5 of Star Trek Voyager! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss "Tsunkatse", which is Episode 15 of Season 6 of Star Trek Voyager. Many important topics are covered, such as The Rock's signature moves and how to properly pronounce the name of the episode. Thanks for listening! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Red Alert! The MISS crew is breaking format this episode to talk about "Old Wounds", the pilot episode of Seth MacFarlane's The Orville. Is it really just Family Guy in space? How long can this show sustain itself? And, ultimately, who exactly is this show for?

Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss "Masks" from Season 7 of Star Trek The Next Generation. Folks....brace yourselves, because this is the most insane episode we have ever covered! Nothing can prepare you! And if you watched "Masks" in preparation for this episode, we are truly sorry!

Are you a hardcore gamer? If so, you should probably look elsewhere. However, if you like games with early 90's effects that are barely games at all, then join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss "The Game", which is episode 6 of season 5 of Star Trek The Next Generation! Does Wesley have a sexy birthmark? Can you actually win at this game? And does Data always secretly have emotions? Find out about these topics, and many more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss the Emmy Nominated episode "The Child", which is episode 1 of season 2 of Star Trek The Next Generation! Why is Pulaski so awful to everyone? Why is Hester Dealt such a bad ass? And are the puppies OK?! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Welcome to Season 3 of the Make It So-So Podcast! We're starting off our new season with an interesting entry into the Trek mythology folks..."Justice" from Season 1 of Next Generation! Can running be a defining feature of a world? Why are the clothes in this episode so amazing? And did Riker manage to have sex with characters in this episode before it even started?! Join us and listen in to find out the answers to all of these questions...plus much more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

We're about to go Beyond! No, not the new movie... we already did that! Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they talk about "Beyond The Farthest Star", which is the pilot episode of the 1970's Star Trek animated series! Is this series canon or not? How can Kirk withstand so many laser beams? And why is Scotty missing his legs?! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

The time has arrived once again, loyal listeners, to invoke the Hall of Shame Showdown ritual and dishonorably crown the absolute worst episode from Make It So-So's second season! Will Kes and her strange mating rituals be victorious? Or how about Quark's journey into becoming female? And wait... a hang-gliding Janeway and Leo Da Vinci?! This episode has it all, and much more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Let's face it. Most episodes of Star Trek don't make lasting impacts on the show as a whole. But what if they did?! Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they ask the big "what if" questions on this minisode of the Make It So-So Podcast! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Does an episode of Star Trek about a sick dog sound like your idea of a good time? If so, then listen along as Neumann, Beth, and Dan discuss "A Night In Sickbay", which is Episode 5 of Season 2 of Star Trek Enterprise! How can a funeral scene turn sexy? Why is the Doctor's nightly ritual so insane? And is there a chainsaw on board the ship?! Tune in to find out answers to these questions and many more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss their favorite picks for alternate Trek casting choices! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Is a colony lost if you know where it is? That is just one of the many questions that pervade this latest episode of Make It So-So! Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss "Terra Nova" - Episode 6 from Season 1 of Star Trek Enterprise. Forgotten childhoods...Star Trek Rap Stars...and mysterious asteroids! All shall be revealed in our milestone 30th episode! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

This one is a doozy, folks. Perhaps the dooziest of all doozies. Quark becomes a woman to save the Ferengi Empire from impending collapse... 'nuff said! Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they despair over "Profit and Lace" from Deep Space Nine's Sixth Season. Is Slug-o-Cola really the best cola in the galaxy? How many different races of tall blue dudes are there? And just what is up with Rom? Find out answers to these questions and more by listening along! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss the new trailer for Star Trek Discovery. Lens flares and Big Bang Theory dissing galore! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Do you ever feel like you are phasing in and out of your corporeal form? You're not alone!! Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss "Meridian", which is Episode 8 of Season 3 of Star Trek Deep Space Nine! Why does Quark have trouble knowing when people are looking at him? Why doesn't Dax know how to properly eat a pepper? And why is the camera direction of Jonathan Frakes so damn good?! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Have you ever played a game with confusing rules? You're not alone! Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss "Move Along Home" from Season One of Star Trek Deep Space Nine...it is more confusing than any game we know! How can juice be precious? Where exactly is this game happening? And is this the only Star Trek episode that the crew plays hop scotch? Find out the answer to these questions and more by listening along! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they plunge into the Nexus Wave and discuss Star Trek Generations with a commentary track! Watch the film along with the gang as they discuss such topics as Sting's motives, Ocampan birthing facts, and much, much more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Is your back sack giving you problems again? Then take a breather and join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss "Elogium", which is Episode Four of Season Two of Star Trek Voyager. How are space slugs able to swim in space? Can Kes and Neelix actually mate for six days straight? And does Kes really want a baby or not?! Listen now to find out the answers to these questions and much, much more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

All aboard as we set course for...sadness! Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they dive deep into "Course: Oblivion" (Episode 18 of Season 5 of Voyager), and get some serious feels in the process. Does your memory define you? Should Harry and Seven date? And just who in the hell are these Voyager crew members?! Listen now to find out the answers to these questions and much, much more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Leonardo Da Vinci may be a great inventor, but there is nothing at all inventive about this Trek episode! Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss "Concerning Flight", which is the 11th episode of Season 4 of Star Trek Voyager. Does Janeway have a crush on the holographic Leo? Why is Tuvok so horrible at basic conversation? And why did this episode even have to happen in the first place?! Listen to discover the answers to these questions and much, much more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

The Roman Empire has expanded and conquered all of Earth! Except...well...it isn't really Rome and it isn't really Earth. Or is it?! Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they try to get a handle on "Bread and Circuses", a truly zany adventure from Season Two of Star Trek The Original Series. Why is McCoy such a horrible gladiator? Is anyone actually watching Roman TV? And why couldn't Kirk just be Jesus? Find out about all of these topics and much more by listening! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Consider yourself blessed, mere mortal...for the Great Kirok has come to save your village! Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they tackle the perplexing plot of "The Paradise Syndrome", which is Episode 3 of Season 3 of Star Trek The Original Series! Is Kirk really a god? Who built that crazy obelisk? And just what exactly is 'Cat to Beneprise'?! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Are you a fan of brain teasers? If so, be sure to tune in as Neumann, Beth, and Dan discuss "Spock's Brain", which happens to be Episode 1 of Season 3 of Star Trek The Original Series. What the heck is a Morg? What does it feel like to truly experience infinity? And is Chekov still sitting by the fire? Listen to find out answers to these questions and more! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they go above and beyond (ha!) while discussing the newest Trek feature film, Star Trek Beyond. Why is the Beastie Boys' music so efficient at destroying ships? Is it Jaylah or J-Lo? And just how many times can Neumann say that he appreciates the overall themes of this movie? (a lot). Listen to find out! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: @gramatik

Join Neumann, Beth and Dan as they dive deep into "Angel One", which is Episode 14 of Season 1 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. How come everyone on the ship gets sick all the time? Who is Trent and why is he so amazing? And do you actually see Riker's nips? Listen and find out about these topics and much more!

Make It So-So returns! It is time to get sexy as Neumann, Beth and Dan discuss "The Naked Now", which is Episode 2 of Season 1 of Star Trek The Next Generation! How can an android become infected with an air-born virus? Will Picard and Crusher get it on? And do viruses really make sounds? Find out the answers to all of these questions and more as we start our podcast's second epic season! Also a BIG thanks to Gramatik who was was gracious enough to let us use excerpts from his song "Break Loose" from his 2011 album "Beatz & Pieces Vol. 1". You can find more of his awesome music here: https://soundcloud.com/gramatik

The time has come for the worst of the worst to duke it out in an all out brawl! It's "Rascals" versus "Sub Rosa" versus "Threshold"...and just one can enter the coveted Make It So-So Hall of Shame! But which will win? Listen to find out!

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. But, you should also fear "The Thaw", which is Episode 23 of Season 2 of Star Trek Voyager. Can Fear think for itself? Is it Cardassians or Cardashians? And just what is the proper way to hold a scalpel? Listen to find out about these important topics and much, much more!

It's about to come to fisticuffs as Neumann, Beth, and Dan discuss "The Fight", which is Episode 19 of Season 5 of Star Trek Voyager! Why is Kid Chaos's face a galaxy? Why does Janeway want Chakotay to get pummeled? And just who or what is a Boothby? Listen and you'll discover the answer to all of these questions and more!

Is breaking barriers your kind of thing? Then join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they talk about the barrier-breaking episode "Threshold", which is Episode 15 of Season 2 of Star Trek Voyager. Why does Paris yearn so longingly for pepperoni? Why is there weird sex talk in sickbay? And will the slug babies conquer the universe? Listen and find out the answers to all of these questions...and more!

Is your spirit lost in a scary dark matter void?! Find your way out by listening to Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discuss "Cathexis", which is Episode 13 of Season 1 of Star Trek Voyager. Do you need a refresher about brain synapses? Is Tuvok really Tupac? And just what are the mystical healing powers of the Antelope Women? Listen now to find out!

Think you've got what it takes to voyage across the galaxy? Then join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they dare to go where no podcast has gone before...by doing a drunken commentary of "Caretaker", the pilot episode of Star Trek Voyager! Is the Caretaker a man or a big glob of floating jelly? What's up with the Captain's hair? And how was this show on for 7 seasons? Listen while drinking some ice-cold brewskies to find out!

What does it mean to live an outrageous lifestyle? Find out with Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they explore "The Outrageous Okona", Episode 4 of Season 2 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Why is the Rocketeer in space? Is Teri Hatcher proud of her Star Trek role? And can Data make you laugh even just a little? All of these questions will be answered in Make It So-So Episode 10!

Looking for something a little on the sexy side? Then join Neumann, Beth and Dan as they explore the inner workings of "Ménage à Troi", which is Episode 24 of Season 3 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Why would a DaiMon fall in love with an old lady? What are the nudity rules of the Ferengi Alliance? And why is Riker's poofy shirt so amazing? Listen as we explore these key issues!

Join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they shine some light on "Shades of Gray", Episode 22 of Season 2 of Star Trek The Next Generation. Why is Riker so nice when he is about to die? What the heck is an Imzadi? And how many clips can be shoved into a single episode of a show? Listen to find out! (And thanks again to Bank for the audio magic.) Link of Note: Data Something's Got Me! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO0OPEstxKI

Pour yourself a wee bit o' the creature and join Neumann, Beth and Dan as they talk about "Up The Long Ladder", which is Episode 18 of Season 2 of Star Trek The Next Generation. Why is Worf fainting so much? Can clones get along with Irish folk? And are Riker and Dr. Pulaski murderers? Listen and find out! (P.S. - Thanks to Bank for the audio editing wizardry!) Show Notes: The Star Trek Corps of Engineers novella mentioned in this episode can be purchased at: http://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Cocoon-Starfleet-Engineers-ebook/dp/B000FCKI6O/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1457206139&sr=8-1&keywords=star+trek+out+of+the+cocoon For our next episode we will be discussing "Shades of Grey", which is Episode 22 of Season 2 of The Next Generation.

Place your bets and join Neumann, Beth, and Dan as they discover the mysteries of "The Royale", which is Episode 12 of Season 2 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. What era is the casino meant to exist in? Why is Worf shooting walls? And why shouldn't you mess with Texas? Listen to find out! "America We Stand As One" music video by Dennis Madalone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4difPEQ8wA4

Bring your inner-animal with you and join us for a chat about "Genesis", Episode 19 of Season 7 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. This one has it all folks: Troi as a frog, Worf biting faces, and bad CG venom/poison. Enjoy!

Feel like a kid again and join Beth, Dan, and Neumann for a discussion of "Rascals", Episode 7 of Season 6 of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Why are Ferengi such bad pirates? Why is young Picard's voice so weird? Is Guinan's hat a living being? Listen now to find out!

Learn some binary with Beth, Dan, and Neumann as they explore "11001001" (Season 1, Episode 14 of TNG). Then do yourself a favor and stick around until the end when they pit it up against Human Centipede 3 to find out which they think is truly the worst!

Welcome to the pilot episode, everyone! That's right, we're giving you our first episode AFTER we gave you our second. Sound crazy? Not as crazy as "Sub Rosa", which was Episode 14 of Season 7 of The Next Generation. NOTE: We call the show Memory Zeta in this episode, which was the original name for the podcast.