Adventures in the best (and worst) of 80's and 90's action and horror.
Join Tom, Joe, and Steve as we go through the instant classic, the fanatic! Directed by Fred Durst, we get our groove on and breakdown what makes the Moose tick. Moose is in the house! Moose is in the house!
Join Joe, Tom and Steve as we do our best to try and describe the chaos of the 1974 classic Sci-Fi movie Zardoz. Hear about what happens when you kill your god and make friends with a dude named Friend. Seriously, he's named Friend. Also, mad props to Richey Beckett for his Zardoz illustration that we used in our cover art.
Join Joe, Tom and Steve on this SPOOKY Halloween adventure…in November. We discuss the 1986 movie Witchboard. Does the movie make sense? Does Steve call it a turd? Do we talk for probably too long about Tawny Kitaen's boobs? Join us and find out!
Joe, Tom and Steve sit down and discuss the 1987 Action Sci-Fi movie, The Running Man. Join us on this adventure as we discuss exploding heads, the new village people and where to hide unedited incriminating evidence when you are a woman. *HINT: you hide it in your meat wallet*
The boys sit down to discuss the 1993 Action Sci-Fi masterpiece that is Demolition Man! We discuss editing woes, 3 seashells, weird Virtual Reality sex, video phone boobs and more. HEADS UP!
Join Tom, Joe and Steve as they go on a music adventure through the sort of werewolf world of the Howling 2: Your Sister is a Werewolf. Steven Parsons & Babel act as our musical guide through this must see movie.
Our glorious 50th episode! So glorious that we never once mention it on the show. D'oh! For his first choice, Steve brings us Krull. Thanks, Steve. How can a movie with sci fi elements and a young Liam Neeson be this boring? Tune in to find out. We also discuss the many recent hollywood deaths, and don't worry, we won't do it again. So head on down to Jonuts and grab yourself a few Krullers, Bear Krulls and Glazed Glaivens (you'll see) and enjoy the show!
Time for a Man's Man reboot as Steve joins the show for good! For this historic event, we cover a historically bad film, Jaws The Revenge. Join us as we search for meaning in the mercifully final Jaws film, and Michael Caine shows up for an easy paycheck. This time, the podcast is PERSONAL.
Time for a trashy 80's revenge movie starring an equally trashy Linda Blair. Good times had by all!
A year before little Ralphie grabbed his Red Rider BB Gun, he starred in this strange little slasher...and used some real bullets to boot! Tom and Joe return to break down the action in this hybrid lifetime movie/family drama/western/slasher. Also discussed are Fallen Kingdom, Incredibles 2, Hereditary, and many more. A. Wilford Brimley and Thurman Murman demand you download this now!
Ahhhh, Megaforce. What exactly is a Megaforce? Barry Bostwick stars as Ace Hunter in a career defining, eh career destroying perfomance. This movie could only exist in the 80's. Dave returns for another challenge, and this one takes the cake. We also discuss our favorite HBO guilty pleasures from the era, and are forced to ponder the most difficult question in show history...Megaforce or Ice Pirates?
We have truly reached the bottom of the barrel on this one, folks. What more can we say?
Dave returns to discuss one of his favorite guilty pleasures, Congo! Tom avoided this one like the plague upon release, find out what he thinks of it after finally being forced to watch! Top five is a follow up to Dave's last appearance, our bottom five superhero films! Also, don't miss Dave pimp an incredible Congo related Ebay auction, in 2018!
Tom saw this movie opening day back in 1993, hated it, and hasn't seen it since. Joe is pretty much in the same boat. Time to revisit Arnold's first big misfire during his solid gold run he began in the late 80's. Also find out if Joe can guess our mystery movie for the next show, Special thanks, and don't forget to check out our friend big_mike_mike at Facebook and twitch to watch him play the myriad of Last Action Hero video games. Arnold don't need no gun!
Its a very special episode of the Man's Man Film Review, as Dave finally joins the podcast! We review a film that is near and dear to our hearts, Leprechaun! We saw this one in the theater on opening night and we have (had) the comic books to prove it! We also reveal our top five favorite superhero films (hint: somebody loves Spider-Man 2 and someone hates it.) Don't miss Man's Man history, check this episode out!
Chuck Norris is back on the podcast and this time he's supposed to be funny? Yeah I'm sure you can guess how that works out. Louis Gossett "don't call me Junior" joins in the "fun". Admitted Cannon lover Tom is put to the test on this one. No top five this week as we have seen tons of new movies, including Black Panther, and the Death Wish remake!
At long last, "The Hammer" makes his debut on the podcast! We check out the almost unheard of Blaxploitation actioner from 1996, Original Gangstas. Basically, this is the low rent version of the Expendables, fifteen years earlier...and this isn't a bad thing. We have a bunch of recently seen as well. Don't be a sucka and miss this one, or it could be WIPE TIME.
Ice Pirates...at least the poster is cool. A few questions: what is this movie about? Is it supposed to be funny? We here at the Man's Man Film Review are stumped. If you can answer these questions, please let us know! Also, a third installment of Joe's shit stories, and Tom adds one of his own. Don't miss it!
Hey yo, we're back! So we already did this one as part of our Rocky 4 episode but figured this one deserved its own show. Is Rocky 5 as bad as you remember it? Joe also shares some more of his "classic" shit stories! You know you want to download this one, so GO FOR IT!
Tom and Joe return for another Christmas show, and bring with them perhaps the most controversial slasher of all time. Yep, its Silent Night, Deadly Night! Joe's time has finally come as we finally get to review Star Wars: The Last Jedi as well. Don't make the naughty list...download this show now! Happy holidays from your friends at the Man's Man Film Review!
Mike joins us once again for another slasher classic. 1980 somethings, Blood Rage aka Slasher aka Nightmare at Shadow Woods aka Complex. While the acting is suspect, this one delivers the bloody goods! Our top five explores top five films featuring professional wrestlers because...why not? We also share our thoughts on Justice League and more. Just remember..."it's not cranberry sauce!"
Tom and Joe are back with another lost 80's film, The New Kids (on the block). This film is the Spader show, as James delivers perhaps his creepiest performance ever, and that is saying something (alsoa topic we cover in our top five). We also discuss the Thor Ragnarok, Jigsaw, and Craig Sheffer(?)
Our good friend Steve joins us again for our second Halloween show. Should we just call this the Lance Henriksen Halloween Special since he is 2/2? Can a movie with an awful title like Pumpkinhead be any good? Tune in to find out! We also discuss our top five Friday the 13th films.
The month of Halloween Horrors continues, and once again it is time for Joe to suffer as Tom unleashes Pieces on him! We have finally seen Blade Runner 2049 and share our thoughts on the long awaited sequel...emphasis on LONG. Also, our top five messed up horror movie endings.
A movie too manly even for Tom and Joe, so we called in Steve and Kelly for backup! We discuss all things Tango & Cash, and include our top five favorite one liners from the film. Don't miss this one, we'll bring the chainsaw, you bring the beer!
Up this week on the Man's Man Film Review is the criminally forgotten Kyle MacLachlan alien/action/sci-fi hybrid, The Hidden. Join us as we pick our top five films from Mr. MacLachlan and butcher his name. This movie just came out on Blu Ray so listen to the show and pick it up. You won't regret it!
Episode 25 has arrived, and the wait is over...Steven Seagal makes his first appearance on the Podcast! The 1990 classic Jamaican Voodoo Posse classic, Marked For Death is covered. Being a very special episode, we have not just one, but two Seagal themed top fives, as well as a boatload of recently seen films. Don't miss this one, its the "dickt**s".
Ever wonder why Ken Wahl wasn't a bigger star? Yeah, me neither. If you truly need the answer, look no further then his Die Hard ripoff vehicle, The Taking of Beverly Hills! Tom and Joe are back with a bunch of recently seen films, and a very challenging top five. If you miss this one, Grumpy Harrison Ford will stop by your house for a visit so by all means, download this now!
Tom and Joe are back with the cult classic, 1990 Rutger Hauer flick Blind Fury. Why was there no sequel to this one? More importantly, will someone finance Tom and Joe's idea of a remake starring grumpy Harrison Ford? We have a long list of recently seen as well as the top five worst censored films on TV. Hint: Robocop. Check this show, it's unbleeping believable!
Mike returns to the show to discuss another mostly forgotten horror film, Madman! Join us as we discuss Madman Marz, a very unattractive 80's cast, and the sexiest hot tub scene in slasher history! We also run down our top five worst video games based on movies. Also find out our thoughts on the new Mummy reboot. Don't miss this one!
Join us as we pay tribute to the recently deceased Powers Boothe, as well as the great Brandon Lee when we review the 1992 actioner, Rapid Fire! Would Red Dawn make a great video game? Find out when we reveal our top five movies that deserved a video game adaption. Also, hell freezes over in our recently seen...don't miss it!
The boys are back with the "classic" Karate Kid ripoff, No Retreat No Surrender! Takeaways from this one: Van Damme is "THE BEST", Bruce Lee's ghost is badly dubbed, and very abusive, and most importantly...fighting is ALWAYS the answer. We have seen Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2, and Joe shares his thoughts on the new Alien film. Make sure you listen to this show, or we will send Scotty over to your house to clean out your fridge. You've been warned!
By Tom's popular demand, Bronson is back! We are skipping right to Death Wish 3, one of the most over the top action films of the 80's (think of the ground that covers!) A brand new top five and recently seen, including an advanced review of the sure to bomb King Arthur. Don't forget to bring your plungers, Nikon cameras and your best pal Wildey to this one. "THEY KILLED THE GIGGLER, MAN!"
Join us for one of THE movies of our childhood. We go deep into the Rocky series and rank them all. Joe wasted his time watching Ghost in the Shell and Tom enjoyed Dolph Lundgren, Demon Hunter. Top five 80's soundtrack songs. Don't miss this one, help us discover whatever became of Paulies' sex robot!
A special tribute to the late, great Bill Paxton! We discuss our five favorite Paxton roles and break down his 1992 film, Trespass. If you miss this one, its GAME OVER, MAN!
The boys are back, and if you were looking for the best Charlie Sheen horror/sci-fi/racing precursor to The Crow, look no further! Is this worth a listen? Girl, you know its true!
A very special "Round Table Roundhouse Road House Review". Tom and Joe are joined by Road House super fans, Steve and Kelly. Because really, Road House is too big of a movie to be reviewed by two grown men. Alcohol is consumed for this one (as it should be)! So beware, "the dancing is over, now we get dirty!"
Jeff Speakman is The Perfect Weapon. Just try him. Apparently no one did, because this was his one and only big studio movie. Tom and Joe break it down, and also discuss their personal choices for worst movie posters of the 1980's!
We begin our second year with the stench of death. Dead Heat is easily the best "cops die and come back as zombies to solve the case starring Treat Williams and Joe Piscopo ever made". We dare you to disagree. A movie that stalled one career (Williams) and pretty much ended another (Piscopo). So what do we think of it? Download this one and find out!
It's Christmas, so we have to celebrate with our favorite film of the season...Die Hard! Spoiler, this is Joe's favorite movie of all time. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays from your friends at the Man's Man Film Review!
Things to learn from this overstuffed episode: Bad Santa 2 is really bad, Dolph Lundgren is awesome, especially when fighting space aliens, laserdiscs were great, if you can get past the ridiculous prices and flipping discs three times during Star Wars. In addition, our top five is the movies we have purchased on way too many formats. This one is painful! And for the first time ever, the Al Leong one star bump up comes into effect as we review I Come In Peace, the criminally underrated Dolph Lundgren classic! If you don't listen to this episode, you will go in pieces, a-hole!
A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. We review the 1981 Beaver Dam, Wisconsin filmed classic, The Pit! For the first time ever, we are joined by a guest, good friend, Mike Neumeier. Mike is a resident of Beaver Dam and offers some great insight on this classic horror/afterschool special/thriller/dark comedy. We also share our top five slasher films. Don't miss it as we break the TWO HOUR MARK!
Tom and Joe are back with their first Van Damme review, in perhaps his last good starring vehicle? We have both seen Doctor Strange and offer up our thoughts. A brand new top five as well, sequels that are better then the original. Don't miss it!
This movie took nearly thirty years to make, and it still doesn't make any sense. Not only is Tom subjecting Joe to this, he has also recruited Shea, a good friend from high school. This one has it all: awful fights, unwanted nudity, cops talking into a telephone while reading a script on their desk, and a naked dude roaming the desert for hours. Join in the fun!
Can you survive our first Halloween Spectacular? Tom and Joe dust off two relics from the glorious 1980's, The Horror Show and Maniac Cop! New recently seen, and a special Halloween top five: the movies that scared us the most as kids. If that wasn't enough, you will learn of the true terror that is Cornboy! Check it out and have a great Halloween!