Mr. Coolguy

Welp. That's it. It's been super fun being insane at all of you, but it's time to light this thing on fire and move on. So, this week we recap our almost year making Mr. Coolguy and then give you, our sweet dear wonderful listener, a little taste of what's to come next. The fuse has been lit. The Space Station will be gone soon. Thanks for listening, Coolguys. 

Garfield's refusal to engage with an audience member leads Paul and Alex into a discussion about communication, hubristic waterfowl, government sponsored rage horns, and a future in which holiday flora must be seduced and conquered before it can be displayed. Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!  https://garfield.com/comic/2018/11/27  

Work! Work! Work! Garfield leads us to discuss the difference between work and pleasure. Stardew Valley is eating Alex's life, Paul is dealing with bloodlung, Trader Joe's has racially insensitive pizzas, and a mysterious slimy presence has joined us on the moon. 

Well, it's another day here on the moon. Our daily Garfield leads us to talk about stuffed animal shaming, bilingual pets, the demons in our childhood bedrooms, potty training, the ghost of Mr. Rogers, and possessed billboards. 

It's finally time. This week Paul and Alex give you fine folks an audio tour of our Moon fort recording base. We walk you through what it's like to live up here, looking down on the little blue marble where we send all of our transmissions. We describe some of our other lunar based projects as well, like making sure aliens know about Kid Rock. Also...someone took Alex's Pringles. He is friggin pissed about it. So, come along with us on a Moonventure. You don't even need a ding dang spaceship. 

It's Bird Reaping Day! It's Bird Reaping Day! All the young Pigeon wadders shout, Hooray!! Happy November, friends. This week on Mr. Coolguy we take a walk down memory lane and share our favorite Bird Reaping memories, sing some songs, and talk about our favorite Bird Reaping traditions. We discuss Jimmy the eternal reaper, and, in an atypical political twist we even confront the corporate war on Bird Reaping Day and it's effect on our sacred traditions. So, grab your pigeon wadding gloves, cover your freshly harvested blue jay in nutmeg, raise your voices and join us in celebration on what is, for us, the true beginning of the Holiday Season. 

When we left the HorrorDome last week we were down two nightmarish villains, and the Horror heavyweights were circling each other with demented glee. Join us for chainsaw melees, mutant centaur ghouls, special guests, and a conclusion that just may bring a tear to your eye on Part II of Mr. Coolguy's Halloween special. 

Hold on to your candy corn, it's about to be a nightmare fueled blood bath. In an effort to crown the most gruesome and terrifying horror movie monster, Paul and Alex toss ten iconic monsters into a state of the art invincible battle dome, pile machetes and chainsaws in the middle, open the gates, and say...Slash. All your buds are here, Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Pennywise, All the friggin Gremlins, and a host of other video demons, Aliens, possessed holiday characters, cannibals, and...as always...one hero. Who will emerge victorious?Welcome to Horrordome!!

What the heck is keeping all of those planes up in the air? Physics? No Way. Paul and Alex have turned on the "fasten seatbelts" sign, because this week they're peeling back the glamours of the airline industry. We talk gatekeepers, trollports, flight wizards, celebrity holo-puppets, the mystical rites of French airlines, and in terminal culinary coverups.  Get ready to fly the magical skies! 

It's time to get unplugged. We're too attached to our devices. You know, our microwaves, and hairdryers, and blenders. Wake up sheeple!! This week Paul and Alex help you through all of the ways that you can unplug and start using your appliances for their natural purposes. Also, we think Garfield may have become sentient. 

We're broadcasting in 3D! No really, we are. This week Paul makes the unbreakable bond with everyone he meets and then your hosts  ponder what a 3D sports movie might be like if it was directed by Werner Herzog. CW- Chaffing. 

We at Mr. Coolguy can no longer sit idly by whilst natures treasures are murdered. Call them Sea Cows, Mermaids, or goofy half walrus half dolphins, we need to save the Manatees! No matter what it takes. Mr. Coolguy is on a mission!! Join us as our quest takes us deep into whale weightlifting culture, the culinary arts of Krill, and Paul's "group of likeminded people that is defo not a cult." 

It's time again to visit Jim Davis' dark lasagna fueled world. This time in the L Files we learn that every Monday... is a Purge. Garfield stays safe in his bed whilst the rest of Jim's characters battle it out in a cloud of flower acid, sewing needles, shattered coffee pots, stamp glue, and potato sacks. Who will live until the next horrible iteration of an animated Garfield show? Only one way to find out. Fill up with lasagna power, practice your finishing moves, and join us. 

This week Paul and Alex talk to our future robot overlords and learn about all 49 dimensions of reality. Also, Alex badly needs a nap. 

Ok. It's time to roll some dice and make up some bullshit once again! This week, Paul and Alex pick a couple "classic" movie and television characters and see what happens when they start a family together. Here's a few hints. Political Races. Satchels of canine remains. Bryan Adams' sick guitar skills. Vote for Mr. Coolguy!!

It's time to go back to school. Fill your Jansport up with some Yikes pencils, feed your pet bunny, finish up your summer reading and lets get back to school...at...EVILversity!!

Summer is coming to a close. So, Alex and Paul are recounting some of the better festivals they've attended this summer. There is also some discussion about the tastiness of the creatures from the hundred acre wood. So hop on a Sea Doo and get ready to squash some Beef. It's #festivaltime !!!

Paul woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Join the boys for an exploration of that head space. Learn what to do when you step in a pile of hate lava. Stockpile some frozen waffles. See what happens when you decide to pass down that hate from generation to generation. Discuss the merits of comically large candy based science, and drink some pigeon wine with your new buddy Sturgill. You'll feel better in no time! 

Paul and Alex are back with their dice, IMDB lists, and a healthy dose of absurdity to finish out this mad bracket game. This week meet the King of the Raptors and find out what happens when you witness flubber dunks and no one believes you. 

What would you like to be in? Not star in. Which movies would you actually want to experience? In perhaps their most out there concept yet, Paul and Alex roll dice to pick characters from their favorite movies, and then competition style decide which roles they would like to inhabit. There are flubber slam dunk jokes. Also...part 1 of 2! 

This week Paul and Alex grace you with a little talk about the Weather. Do you want to know how the sun works? How about the wind? Paul and Alex educate, take calls, and offer tips on weather survival in this weeks edition of Weather Talk!! 

Paul and Alex are on a Boat!! Join your hosts and their rag tag crew for an Epic boat journey back from battle, through hell itself, and back to Pier 69. Lion Cubs, and Satan's cell phone, and Nymph sex. Oh My!!

In honor of America's Birthday, Paul and Alex spent the 4th of July getting Podtense!!!!! ...for like three minutes, then they chill out and dish out they're tips for keeping cool during a heat wave. Those tips involve Tony Robbins, the family that lives in Alex's closet, and the agro socratic method. Keep it Podtense! 

The Purge is coming. It's inevitable. Thankfully, Paul and Alex have some helpful tips and tricks to help you have a great Purge. They are definitely not from the future, and have not experienced any Purges themselves. Fictionally sponsored by Doritos. 

It's the bottom of the 9th! We've finally reached the conclusion of our Epic Summer Showdown. Will Spaceghost win the glory he needs to finally find eternal rest? Will Goldblum and Smith put an end to a truly terrifying extraterrestrial threat? How many hotdogs with Bobcat Goldthwait eat? Find out in our...Finale of Dreams! 

It's part two of our Summer Movie showdown! Paul and Alex have picked their favorite Summertime flicks, and then they imagine the casts playing baseball against each other. It doesn't need to make sense! Listen as the game gets wet with the cast of Jaws up to bat against the kids from Heavyweights. Can the cast of Independence Day defend their home from the pirates and flying children of Hook? Root, root, root for this nonsense!! 

It's hot, it's sweaty, and the children are tied to ropes. It's time for Mr. Coolguy to host it's own baseball tournament. Oh, we didn't know that was going to happen when we started. So, the teams are a bit odd. It part one the characters from Armageddon square off against the goofballs from Bushwood Country Club. Then we watch the Sandlot kids defend the diamond from the Goonies. This is part one of probably three. So, grab some cracker jacks, and hunker down for extra innings. Play Ball! 

Summah Tyme!!!! It's time to get out there and have a a little adventure. Where do you wanna go on your Summer vacation? Tibet? The Upside down? Maybe just take a walk in the woods? Have fun, but don't get punched in the dick. 

It's Party Time!!! Sarah's Birthday prompts Paul and Alex to throw the perfect party. But what do they need? Sweet costume themes, dancing pets, lots of apples, and a celebrity lurker oughtta do the trick. 

Paul and Alex are looking to start a new business. It's hard, though! All the good ideas are taken. This brain storm leads to a new dimension in animated debrainwashing, a sexy celebrity website, and a bold new direction in the flavor profile of liquid based meals that'll have you saying, "Gazorpazorp!" 

It's May! Blossoms are springing up all over, and Mr. Coolguy has some great gardening tips for you! You'll learn how to grow an antichrist, the best way to communicate with your window plants, and strategies to deal with all of those dead puppies you have after gardening. Get outside and get in some dirt! 

Paul and Alex get some super powers and use them to solve "crime" in their very own gritty reboot. No puppies were harmed in the making of this episode. 

There are tiny people making all of our blenders and fans and toilet paper dispensers work. How do we maintain harmony with this civilization that supports ours?? Also, we force an episode title because Alex made a dumb picture that he likes. 

Oh, it's a nostalgia fest this week. McDonald's toys, voice recorders, Oliver and Company, and the ULTIMATE SOLUTION. ...we talk about Garfield as well. 

After all this excitement with zipper people and mysterious calls from the underFlorida, Paul and Alex take a look back at our source material in an effort to better understand the madness they've released. We call these trips into the world of the fat cat "The L Files". Join us as we discuss the Davian field of Influence, Garfield's insane feet, and the demented world of Kennywood. 

Paul and Alex may have stumbled into an alternate Universe. They may have put their hero Jim Davis into serious trouble. They may have invented a Lasagna bomb. 

It's a horror show in the studio this week! We had a guest we thought we knew, and then...the Zippening began!! Tune in to see if your hosts can cling to reality in this weeks psychological thriller. 

March Madness is about...Basketball?!?!? Sorry. That doesn't seem nearly insane enough for us. To that end we, set up and execute a sublimely random tournament to the death of some of our favorite historical and pop culture bad asses. Who will emerge the champion of March? Listen and learn!

This week we turn ten (episodes)! To celebrate we take a trip down memory lane, discuss the Holy Trinity's film making abilities, and delve into Napoleon's deep desire to ride a dog. 

This week we make a sick bird. He's totally rad, has cannonball skills, and he's gonna be a movie star. He hates seals, though. You're not a seal are you? 

It's the official rebrand launch!! We're no longer pretending to be searching for a permanent theme. So, we've been cut loose to talk about whatever we want. This week, "Human Motivation". That's right, a nice specific topic  that spins of into sibling rivalry, human sacrifice, holy ground, and America's obsession with medicating children. Stay frosty, y'all. 

This week we celebrate all the wonderful historic events that happened in February, focusing on good ol GW! Learn about John Glenn's first contact with Aliens, George Washington and Betsy Ross' music prodigy love child, and hear Alex mix up Tom Holland and Tom Hulce. Also, it sounds like Paul is doing the podcast from inside a hole. He's not. He's fine. 

Welcome to Paul and Alex's new podcast, Dock Knockin'. You'll find tips on how to make it in NYC, learn all about the hot nightlife, and you'll know what to do if you run into someone from the West Coast. You're gonna be a star, baby!

Welcome to Spoiler Alert! Your Hosts Paul and Alex watch the finale of a series they've never seen and try to figure out what's going on. This week we take on Charlie Sheen, Arnold Schwarzennegger, Carmen San Diego, and half a man. 

We are out of Hope this week. So, we're going to siphon it from as many followers as possible. Come and join our human stew. 

Ok, we're three deep. Time to take a slight left turn and get serious...ish. This week, Paul and Alex Interview each other.

This week Paul and Alex try giving helpful advice about lulling Kangaroos to sleep. 

Paul and Alex want to make a podast. They have to make it about something. What are they gonna try this week? How about Conspiracy Theories?