Non Human Biologics: An X-Files Podcast

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Non Human Biologics is a creepy but necessary podcast about The X-Files. Each week Chris and Jeremy bring you goofs and chuckles and tears as they wonder if life really is out there. Join us as we go episode by episode, week by week, wondering just where the heck Scully keeps that katana. Art by Rideth_Mochi, music from bansheebeat, Jake Lionheart, and Heather Milette.

Jeremy Greer, Chris Mosher


    • Mar 27, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 8m AVG DURATION
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    Speed Jacking Goyle's Girth

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 69:02


    In this first of three episodes, Mulder and Scully investigate a strange World War 2 plane that seems to be giving everyone radiation sickness. Also, The Flash is here to teach us all about one form of safe sex. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Green Goblin vs Swamp Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 65:22


    It's time to take on The X-Files - S03E14 - Grotesque, in which some...stuff...happens? I think? All I know is that it was beautifully shot and it's weird that most of the cast of That 70s Show are bad people. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Quirked Up White Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 59:16


    It's time to talk about the extremely chaotic episode, The X-Files S03E13 - Syzygy. What is the shocking word that Chris keeps saying that Jeremy definitely remembered to beep out??? Find out inside.

    Yoshi Do Not Have Human Rights

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 77:47


    What's wrong with a doctor named Bambi anyway? Huh Scully??? HUH DANA SCULLY???!!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Oral Only Word

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 85:21


    We delve into Scully's religious nature while Mulder sits at the back of the class and hurls spitballs and his previous characterization. Enjoy!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Determined Countenance and Cold Visage

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 64:14


    We're finishing up our spooky two parter with another banger of an episode. We get introduced to the world's best sidekick: "The Conductor"! Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Lunatic

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 73:40


    Hello it's S3 of the X-Files which has mostly been about creepy guys but today is about a REAL GD ALIEN HOLY HECKSupport the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    A Crow Carries Their Soul to the Land of the Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 78:26


    It's time to talk about Lucy, the saddest character in the history of X-Files.

    Cassandra & Mikael, Veronica & Alejandro

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 68:15


    Should we even be doing this podcast anymore? Signs are pointing to no.

    You Can't Gaslight the Cult Leader

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 78:53


    In this episode everything is gross. Everything. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Rachel I'm Sorry

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 77:10


    Apologies to everyone, this episode is cursed. CURSED. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    HR Approved HR

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 66:49


    Grumpy old men that can tell us when we die??? SIGN ME UP NOW

    Pee Spark

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 66:12


    Video games, Jack Black, and Sonic the Hedgehog music? You KNOW we loved this episode. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Gotta Check the Unit

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 79:34


    In this episode, we wrap up the three parter and are left with questions that still need answers. Mainly about Ruth's Chris. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Is It Frohike Again?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 77:56


    This week Chris' voice sounds suspiciously like we're gonna get sued by Disney, Mulder takes a spirtual journey that just feels racist, and Scully is a bad ass. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Raps & Kittens

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 77:58


    On this episode, we review our feelings about S2 and read some listener feedback, from YOU. Yeah YOU. Special thanks to Duva for guesting with us. She doesn't have any social media which makes my life extremely for the notes. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Chris' Dad is a WHAT?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 55:05


    This week we wrap up S2 and cover Anasazi, an extremely great episode written by David Duchovny, which you can tell because Mulder is basically naked twice in this episode. WHEW. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    CHACO CHICKEN TIME

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 53:04


    CHACO CHICKEN GOOD PEOPLE GOOD FOOD GET IT THE PEOPLE ARE THE FOODSupport the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    No More Prequels

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2024 51:04


    This week Monk joins the cast as we investigate dark matter. Quarks! Black Lights! Weird science! Woah!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    It's a Ceaseless Discharge Situation

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 52:48


    This week, we're discussing S02E22 - F. Emasculata, an episode that makes, as far as I can tell, zero fucking sense at all. Just, nothing connects. And somehow it's still good? How does the X-Files keep getting away with this?!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Cockroach King

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 65:29


    It's the Exorcist, but Mulder and Scully are there. What else do I have to say to get you to watch it?Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    If the Fluke Fits

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 67:31


    This week we venture to everyone's favorite state in the union: Florida! Mulder and Scully investigate a serial killer that's been working for 28 years, and no one can see the ending of this one coming. Enjoy?Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    The Trauma of Job

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 54:25


    This week, we cover X-Files S02E19, in which they try to make us believe that old Gillian Anderson looks terrible. Not today, X-Files!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Ethically Sourced Pregnancy Meat

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 77:41


    With a title like that you know you're in for some fun huh? This week we cover X-Files S02E18 - Fearful Symmetry, which sounds like a Tool song but is actually a nod to a William Blake poem. In this episode there are invisible monsters terrorizing towns, and that's not even the strangest thing we talk about. Hide your Clouds, hide your Tifas, they are coming for everyone and everything round here.

    Sully Meet Scully

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2024 73:27


    This week we wrap up the two parter sweeps week programming and cover 2x17 End Game. Can Mulder handle the raw power of the Scarlet Witch? Will Scully be able to bring back half of the universe from Thanos' snap? DO CAP AND BUCKY MAKE OUT???????

    Trials and Tribs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 63:14


    X-Files returns to its primary storyline and what happens? We lose our minds. Join us as we follow the adventures of Darnold and the Greygors. Or not, really. Maybe no one should listen?

    lonLEGS

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 70:19


    This week X-Files takes a trip to North Carolina to investigate...voodoo? WTF are we doing, Mulder? Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    X-Files.....please stop

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 74:58


    You'd think at this point we'd be ready for anything but NOPE, here comes S02E14.

    Limp, but Sweaty

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 71:43


    Chris and Jeremy discuss X-Files S2E13, in which we deal with some implied necrophilia and unfortunately, things that are worse than implied necrophilia. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Sword Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 71:05


    Yet another episode that doesn't seem to make sense but at least this one didn't have mentions of sexual assau-OH WAIT IT TOTALLY DOES JFC WRITERSSupport the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Chris Gets Mad at the Wiki Commenters

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 69:08


    Today we're covering S02E11, in which Scully and Mulder investigate...sigh. I can't even type all this out. What a crappy episode. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Scully LOVES Ribs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 56:45


    This week we're discussng S02E10 - Red Museum, in which a case about kidnapped children turns into much more. Will Mulder be able to solve the mystery in time? Will Scully be able to eat all those wings???Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Volcano Bigfoot

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 58:00


    This week we're covering S01E09 - Firewalker, which is a lot like the S1 episode Ice but now it's about FIRE and SILICON BASED LIFEFORMS and also VOLCANO BIGFOOT is there and we don't mind you using VOLCANO BIGFOOT in your fanfic but be sure to credit us because it's COPYRIGHTED.Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Qwiet Qwis

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2024 75:37


    This week, Scully is back! Almost. Sorta. Nevermind let's just talk about her sister Melissa instead.

    FBI Nuns

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2024 71:59


    This week weget wet and ready as Mulder's first X-Files case since losing Scully is all about HOT VAMPIRES. Or at least one hot vampire. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Mulder is a Yankees Fan? Gross

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 61:51


    We're back with the exciting conclusion to Duane Berry, specifically covering S02E06 - Ascension, in which our boy DB actually succeeds in his goals to trade Scully for himself, and then gets immediately punished for it. Meanwhile, Mulder is an action movie superstar!

    Where's Scully?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2024 62:24


    This week we're back with S02E05 - Duane Berry, in which Mulder must talk down a man on the edge...and question his beliefs at the same time. Also: Drake sucks!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    The Vibes are Clownish

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 66:45


    How many future Supernatural guest stars can you cram into one episode of The X-Files? S02E04 answers: FOUR FUTURE SUPERNATURAL GUEST STARS. Really gotta love Vancouver. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    ACCAB

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2024 59:45


    This week we take a close look at X-Files S02E03 - Blood, a tremendous drop in quality from the first two episodes of the season. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Three Even Loads

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2024 67:26


    This week we're discussin The X-Files S02E02 - The Host, in which Mulder has to solve diplomatic crisis relating to a Russian Merman. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    It's Playtime in the Cunch

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2024 72:44


    It's time to start Season 02 of the X-Files! in this episode we talk about 2x1 "Little Green Men" in which Mulder has a whole dang character arc and is basically saved by Scully. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Four Cheek Freak

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2024 130:01


    This week we're taking a break in order to discuss our feelings about the first season of the X-Files, including reading a LOT of great feedback from our listeners. We're joined by Mary from Carrying Wayward, a certified X-Files fan who consumed the entire show in two or three days. Allegedly. Links!Mary's Twitter: https://twitter.com/maryturner_fCarrying Wayward:fs https://carryingwayward.comEnemies to Livers, the Huge Titty Merlin/Toombs fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54967123Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Alien Pruning

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2024 72:58


    We did it! We are here with the last episode of S1, in which all sorts of things go awry, and Scully finds a little freak baby. You have to love it, folks. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Double Dose Theorem

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2024 65:07


    What do you do when you have to discuss a boring episode? Straight to da dick jokes.Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Poké GTFO

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2024 65:03


    This week we're covering S01E21 - Born Again, a fairly boring episode without a lot of extras to make up for how boring it is. Haunted cops? Plz. Give me haunted Pikachu. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Liver Edging

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2024 75:13


    We talk about the ups and downs of being denied your last liver while also talking about S01E21 - Tooms, in which an old friend comes back in town and everyone hates it. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Succy Succy

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2024 65:36


    Chris and Jeremy go off on a lot of tangents while discussing The X-Files S01E20 - Darkness Falls. Also, Final Fantasy is there. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Hawk Bros For Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024 71:31


    Welcome back, dear listener. This week we're discussing S01E20 - Shapes, in which Mulder and Scully have to track down a werewolf at a reservation and somehow the whole thing isn't racist. Good work!Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    When it Comes to Grasshoppers, I'm Built Different

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2024 68:08


    This week we discuss S01E18 - Miracle Man, in which our FBi team head down south to investigate a young man who can heal- and kill- with his touch. Will Mulder figure out where the nearest Ruth's Chris is before Scully schedules her rewatch of the Exorcist? Find out now. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    Gerald White

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2024 62:48


    This week we're covering X-Files S01E17 - E.B.E., in which we get closer to seeing a weirdo freak alien man than we ever have. Also Mulder has a crisis. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

    I'm More Worried About Dana than Scully

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 29, 2024 68:48


    This week we discuss The X-Files S01E16 - Young at Heart, in which not a lot happens but it FEELS like a lot happens and also there's a salamander hand and Fox Mulder looks DISTRESSED that he has to file a report on something called a salamander hand. Support the show by subscribing to us on Patreon. Patrons get exclusive podcasts, an early release feed, and access to our community Discord server. Our theme "File After File" was produced by bansheebeat, and sung by Heather Milette. Lyrics by Chris, Jeremy, Autumn, and Judi. A video for the song can be seen here, and was created by Jeremy with a ton of help from Judi, Autumn, and Chris. Podcast artwork from Rideth_Mochi, whose portfolio is beautiful. They can also be followed on Twitter. Incidental music in the podcast by the great Jake Lionheart, who you should hire to score your next DND podcast, or any podcast really.

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