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We discuss, rank, and draft our favorite Movies, Actors, Directors, TV, Punk/Metal/Hardcore and other related Music, Video Games, and whatever else is striking our fancy.

Ranks For Nothin - Matt, Mike and Sean


    • Aug 30, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
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    Episode 285 – Roundup (We're Still Not Dead)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024


    Roundup this week. It has been a while. We’re still not dead. Outro song is “Zombies are Pissed” by Latterman. Matt Mike Sean POTW – Deadpool and Wolverine POTW – Olympics 2024 POTW – Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Dark Side of the 2000s This is New Tone The Strangers (saga) Tires The … Continue reading "Episode 285 – Roundup (We’re Still Not Dead)"

    Episode 284 – NHL Mascots

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2024


    There are a lot of weird and wacky mascots for NHL teams out there. We decided to talk about them. Our buddy Dave joins us this week. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 283 Favorite Movies of 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2024


    Hey it’s May of 2024 and we can’t think of a better time to discuss our favorite movies from last year…yeah…that sounds right. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 282 Fast Food March Madness Bracket

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2024


    It’s the battle of cholesterol this year for our March Madness bracket. Fast food is great for convenience, but terrible for just about everything else. We discuss our favorite fast food joints. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 281 – Favorite TV/Series of 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2024


    This week we go over our favorite TV/Series from 2023. Enjoy. Also, tell all your friends that you’ve heard of Ranks For Nothin’ they don’t have to listen. They just need to have heard of it. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 280 – Favorite Albums of 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2024


    This week we go over our favorite albums from 2023. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 279 – Random Favs of 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2024


    It’s time for Oprah’s Ranks For Nothin’s Favorite Things. This week we talk about all of our random favorites from 2023. Anything that is not Music, Movies, or a Series gets rolled into this category. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 278 – David Fincher

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2023


    To commemorate the newish movie “The Killer”, this week we discuss our favorite David Fincher movies. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the doom and gloom thrillery ways of Fincher. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts Sean Mike Matt POTW Hope Conspiracy – Confusion Chaos Misery Crime in Stereo … Continue reading "Episode 278 – David Fincher"

    Episode 277 – When We Were Young Fest 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023


    This week Matt and Mike are joined by friends Chase and Dave as we talk about when we were young and we also talk about the WWWY music fest a little bit as well. POTW include Rick and Morty S7, Totally Killer, Codeseven’s album Hold Tight, and Hopesfall’s album The Satellite Years 2.0. Enjoy. Listen … Continue reading "Episode 277 – When We Were Young Fest 2023"

    Episode 275 – Favorite Punk Comps

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023


    You see back in our day we didn’t have all music at the tap of our fingertips. We had to actually do research to find new bands. And finding independent punk bands was a whole other level of digging. We used to use word of mouth, liner notes from albums, and these awesome things called … Continue reading "Episode 275 – Favorite Punk Comps"

    Episode 275 – Satirical Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023


    This week we discuss our favorite satirical movies. Enjoy. Picks of the week include the following: Matt Mike Sean Jury Duty – Amazon Smartless: On the Road – TV Docuseries – HBO Painkiller – Netflix Flaming Hot – Hulu Ahsoka – Disney Swamp Kings – Netflix Mark Normand – Soup to Nuts Fiddlehead – Death … Continue reading "Episode 275 – Satirical Movies"

    Episode 274 – Characters with Limb Differences

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2023


    We are joined this week by our buddy Chase who had an interesting 4th of July to say the least…and we’re here to discuss our favorite characters with limb differences. This is a list I never would have had the foresight to expect, but it turned out to be a fun one. Thanks Chase. Enjoy. … Continue reading "Episode 274 – Characters with Limb Differences"

    Episode 273 – Favorite Albums from 2003

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023


    It’s been 2o years since 2003 and we feel old. We are also very nostalgic for a lot of music that came out that year. Recently the gang and our buddy Dave all went to see Thrice play on their “Artist in the Ambulance” 20 year anniversary tour at different parts of the country and … Continue reading "Episode 273 – Favorite Albums from 2003"

    Episode 272 – TV Shows Cancelled Too Soon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023


    There is nothing more frustrating than having a show cancelled before having proper closure. We discuss this heartbreak in this week’s episode. Picks of the week include Waco Aftermath, Air, and The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 271 – Favorite (Concert) Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2023


    Sean was out on tour with the band SPEED, so we were joined by our buddy Dave to talk about our favorite shows (musical concerts for the uncultured) we’ve been to over the years. There’s a good mix of crazy lineups, nostalgia, and sentimental reasons for the fond memories. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes … Continue reading "Episode 271 – Favorite (Concert) Shows"

    Episode 270 – 80s Action Movie March Madness Bracket

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2023


    Just in the nick of time we’re gonna squeeze in our March Madness Bracket. This year we’re putting 80s Action movies in the ring to battle it out. No Holds Barred, Steel Cage Match! Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 269 – Favorite Albums of 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2023


    We chat about our favorite albums released in 2022. There’s quite an eclectic mix this year in everyone’s top 9. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 268 – Favorite Movies of 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2023


    It’s favorite movies time again. We chat about all the movies we watched and enjoyed from 2022. We also do a few of our OSCAR picks at the end. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 267 – Favorite Miscellaneous from 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2023


    It’s our catch all episode of favorites from 2022. If it isn’t a movie, album, or series, it can go here. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 266 – Favorite Series of 2022

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023


    It’s that time of year again where we rank our favorites from the previous year. This week we tackle our favorite TV/Streaming Series from 2022. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 265 – Quotable Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2023


    We are joined this week by our buddy Dave to talk about movies that we love to quote. We quote movies all the time. In almost every episode we’re making multiple movie quotes. Love to quote them…You know we quote movies too. Picks of the week include Let the Right One In (TV Series), Tales … Continue reading "Episode 265 – Quotable Movies"

    Episode 264 – The Last Binge Board Story 2 – Roundup

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023


    Our picks of the week include Stay on Board: The Leo Baker Story, It’s A Wonderful Binge, and the new HBO series The Last of Us. We’ve been discussing how to handle our episodes lately. Outside of music episodes, this might be our last roundup that we do as we want to focus on our … Continue reading "Episode 264 – The Last Binge Board Story 2 – Roundup"

    Episode 263 – Gimmick Bands

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023


    Mike was on an Aquabats kick recently and it got him thinking about gimmick bands. So, here we are…discussing gimmick bands. Mike didn’t have his normal mic, so Mike’s mic track isn’t ideal. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 262 – Fictional Politicians

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022


    We live in a state of 24/7 politics whether you like it or not. We decided to talk about some of our favorite fake ones (aren’t they all…) Anyways our buddy Chase joins us this week and Matt forgot to change his audio input so his mic is all jacked. Whatever, here’s our new episode. … Continue reading "Episode 262 – Fictional Politicians"

    Episode 261 – Barbarian Fest 13 Roundup

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022


    It’s roundup time again. Picks of the week include the movies Barbarian, Thirteen Lives, and The Fest music festival in Gainesville, FL. we covered a lot of shit in this episode, but in rare form we did it rather expediently. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 260 – Slasher Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022


    We wanted to knock out some Halloween themed episodes this month, but life just kept getting in the way. We finally got around to doing one though. Here are our favorite slasher movies. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 259 – Flat Cave Manor – Music

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2022


    It’s a music roundup this week. Picks of the week include The Flatliners – New Ruin, Cave In – Heavy Pendulum, and Joyce Manor – 40 oz. to Fresno. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts Other music talked about: Charlie Crockett – The Man From Waco Dance Gavin Dance … Continue reading "Episode 259 – Flat Cave Manor – Music"

    Episode 258 Movies About the Workplace

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022


    To celebrate Labor Day, we discussed our favorite movies about the workplace. Most are about how work sucks, but any workplace movie fits the bill. We also have a nice discussion about what movies classify as films, cinema, or flicks. Pics of the week include Prey, A League of their Own, and The Captain. Listen … Continue reading "Episode 258 Movies About the Workplace"

    Episode 257 – Unrivaled North Bear

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2022


    It’s roundup time again. Picks of the week include The Northman, The Bear, and Unrivaled: Red Wings vs. Avalanche. We cover a lot in this episode so strap in. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts 1 – The Bear – Hulu 2 – Unrivaled- Avs/Red Wings 3 – The Northman … Continue reading "Episode 257 – Unrivaled North Bear"

    Episode 256 – Songs about Food and Drinks

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022


    We’re joined this week by our friend Chase to discuss our favorite songs about Food and Drinks. Anything to do with dining or eating or drinking, etc. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 255 – Records For Nothin 2 – ft Sean Reilly

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022


    We chat with Ranks For Nothin’s very own, Sean Reilly, this week about his record collection. Sean’s collection is a bit more of quality over quantity and he’s got some great records in his collection. We also chat about our most recent acquisitions. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 254 – Summer Blockbusters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2022


    This week we chat about our favorite Summer Blockbuster movies. These movies kind of came into existence during our childhood of the late 80s and into the 90s. We all have plenty of memories of seeing big time action and adventure movies on summer break. We also chat about ditching school, video rental stores, and … Continue reading "Episode 254 – Summer Blockbusters"

    Episode 253 – The High Death Wilds Roundup

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022


    Picks of the week include Love, Death, and Robots S3, The High Desert, and The Wilds S2. It has been a minute since our last roundup so we had a lot to cover. See below for an expanded list of everything we talked about. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts … Continue reading "Episode 253 – The High Death Wilds Roundup"

    Episode 252 – Ozark and for some reason Hoobastank

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022


    We eventually talk about the new and final season of Ozark in this episode.  **SPOILERS IN EPISODE** We talk about the show in general. Somehow we get into a tangent about Hoobastank. We learn a few things like what the word is for the nickname of people from a certain area or hot dog slang terms … Continue reading "Episode 252 – Ozark and for some reason Hoobastank"

    Episode 251 – Favorite Funny Songs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022


    This week we talk about songs that make us laugh. There’s a lot of good ones out there. Hell, we could even simply do a list of favorite Vandals songs and it would suffice, yet here we are. Remember to check out our Spotify channel where you can listen to the songs mentioned in this … Continue reading "Episode 251 – Favorite Funny Songs"

    Episode 250 – Hot Water Stab Scream – Music

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022


    We discuss our favorite new albums from the last few months. Picks of the week include albums “Lose Your Delusion” by A Wilhelm Scream, “Slave to the Scalpel” by 200 Stab Wounds, and “Feel the Void” by Hot Water Music. Check our Spotify channel for a playlist of all music discussed. Listen to It | … Continue reading "Episode 250 – Hot Water Stab Scream – Music"

    Episode 249 – Will Smith

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022


    We discuss our favorite Will Smith movies this week. Has they hype died down yet? We’re gonna keep his wife’s name out our mouths and only discuss what movies we like from Big Willy. Picks of the week include The Boys Presents: Diabolical, Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off, and The Batman. Check out … Continue reading "Episode 249 – Will Smith"

    Episode 248 – Bruce Willis

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022


    It was announced recently that Bruce Willis has been diagnosed with aphasia. With this diagnosis he has stepped away from acting. We decided rank our favorite roles of his and celebrate his career after hearing this news. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 247 – The Batman

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022


    This week we are joined by our Buddy Dave as we discuss the new movie “The Batman.” Beware of spoilers. We talk about a lot of them. We also discuss our favorite Batman actors and general villains throughout the years. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts

    Episode 246 – Texas Cobra Earthquake Roundup

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022


    It’s roundup time. Picks of the week include Earthquake: Legendary, Cobra Kai, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. We discuss a lot in this episode, so buckle up. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify | Google Podcasts Matt’s Picks1 – Earthquake: Legendary – Netflix Mike’s Picks1 – Cobra Kai – Netflix Sean’s Picks1 – Texas … Continue reading "Episode 246 – Texas Cobra Earthquake Roundup"

    Episode 245 – Jackass Forever and other Jackass Favorites

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022


    The Jackass guys feel like older brothers to us. Before Jackass and even the CKY vids, we were doing stupid things much the same. When those videos came out and then the subsequent TV show and movies, it was like looking at the more dangerous versions of ourselves that had a way bigger budget. It … Continue reading "Episode 245 – Jackass Forever and other Jackass Favorites"

    Episode 244 – Records For Nothin' 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022


    Mike and Chase talk about their vinyl record collections. Everything from their first to their last pickup. They talk about what got them into collecting and what types of things they collect. They also rank their favorites from within their collection. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify 

    Episode 243 – Favorite Movies of 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022


    The last of these are here. We discuss our favorite movies of 2021. That’s it. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify 

    Episode 243 – Favorite Movies of 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022


    The last of these are here. We discuss our favorite movies of 2021. That’s it. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify 

    Episode 242 – Favorite Random Things from 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022


    We discuss our favorite things from 2021 that aren’t albums, tv shows, or feature films. This list can include anything from video games, comic books, stand up specials, documentaries, life achievements, and whatever else we want to talk about. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify 

    Episode 242 – Favorite Random Things from 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022


    We discuss our favorite things from 2021 that aren’t albums, tv shows, or feature films. This list can include anything from video games, comic books, stand up specials, documentaries, life achievements, and whatever else we want to talk about. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify 

    Episode 241 – Favorite Series (TV) from 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022


    We rank and talk about our favorite series from 2021. It’s weird calling them tv shows nowadays since so many shows are directly on streaming services. So, whatever the hell you call episodic series shows, that’s what we’re talking about. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify 

    Episode 241 – Favorite Series (TV) from 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022


    We rank and talk about our favorite series from 2021. It’s weird calling them tv shows nowadays since so many shows are directly on streaming services. So, whatever the hell you call episodic series shows, that’s what we’re talking about. Enjoy. Listen to It | iTunes | Stitcher | Spotify 

    Episode 240 – Spider-Man No Way Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022


    Spoiler alert. We discuss the new Spider-Man movie this week. We talk about all the crazy shit that happens and how we feel about the colliding universes. Lots of fun in this one. We also do a quick pick of the week round at the top. The Spider-Man content starts around 25 minutes in. Picks … Continue reading "Episode 240 – Spider-Man No Way Home"

    Episode 240 – Spider-Man No Way Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022


    Spoiler alert. We discuss the new Spider-Man movie this week. We talk about all the crazy shit that happens and how we feel about the colliding universes. Lots of fun in this one. We also do a quick pick of the week round at the top. The Spider-Man content starts around 25 minutes in. Picks … Continue reading "Episode 240 – Spider-Man No Way Home"

    Episode 239 – Favorite Albums of 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021


    Our damn near unanimous pick of the year was Turnstile’s album “Glow On” but from there our opinions start to split. Listen along to hear us talk about our favorite albums from 2021. Listen to our companion Spotify playlist featuring tracks from most if not all of the albums we mention. Listen to It | … Continue reading "Episode 239 – Favorite Albums of 2021"

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