The Good Stuff

Sam is falling in love with ChatGPT. Tom went to an escape room in Wellington, NZ.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam is a hero and he needs to change his lock screen photo.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss whether Edwina listens to the podcast and finish with some hard hitting political analysis.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cameron James is a guest! Cam tells us about intimacy coordination and Sam tells us about his catwalk modeling experience.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom goes on a rant about dogs and Sam's been taken advantage of. So more of the same from us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam is a model now and Tom has been graciously invited to attend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We only had half an hour in the studio so here's 27 minutes of relatively earnest Sam Kerr chat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam sat in a player's box at the Australian Open, at great cost to his other relationships. And it's more of the same from Tom (shushing)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam tells us big celebrities in Melbourne keep falling in holes. Tom's had a concerning number of clumsy incidents. We argue about luggage in a way that's borderline unintelligible.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back! We argue about the importance of having seen Totall Recall and Tom has another humiliating sauna tale.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam met Mr Beast and Tom can't stop telling the physio story. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have a new naming system for cities and some good ideas for how to make embassies work for us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam is obsessed with a tennis family and shares a social conundrum one of them experienced.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam experienced magic on Deal or No Deal. Tom does everything in his power to ruin that magic.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam's been to Argentina and Tom's been to the physio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss the politics of getting stuck in an elevator and devise a great way to pitch your business to new customers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam is happy, Tom is annoying.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom and Sam choose whether they'd have a hot, smart or kind child. Also a quick lump update at the end.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam immediately got what he wished for, and Tom shares a touching story from his teenage years (as in the story involves tocuhing).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Update from the Melbourne International Comedy Festival! All the things that have happened to Tom are wing related.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom meets the Premier, Sam meets the PM.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom has an encounter with news reporters at the beach and everyone wants to put their mitts on Taunton.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We recall getting abused by a teen and make a startling discovery about our intro music.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back to ranking animals based on famousness and emotional resonance. This time the rankings are based on audience feedback.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam and Tom discuss what item they'd take back to medieval times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss parking fine gambling and Tom gets spat on.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom and Sam decide on the top 10 animals. A lot to discuss which is why it's our longest episode yet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom needs help conversing with other Australian men. Will he continue to say "oh legend thank you"? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back! We talk about why the Trolley Problem could be a Trolley Opportunity. Then Tom pitches Conor McGregor roast jokes until Sam loses interest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom has been disrespected by another doctor. Sam is addicted to chatting in his new office. There's even some whispering. This episode has it all. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apologies for the hiatus! In this one we talk Christmas presents and bring you some very sad news: more Wigglification.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear Sam's red-eye flight story and argue whether most highway signs in the world are green. Looking back I should probably have given Sam more credit for heaps of the signs we Googled being green. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam reveals he has shirts that get stinkier at faster rates than other shirts. He also doesn't know what sarcasm is.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We argue about the Bermuda Triangle, then Sam makes an embarrassing mistake. Sorry about the audio quality, Tom will be back in Sydney soon.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it possible to create the perfect relationship with algorithms? Are moral people just wimps? We answer these questions then we have an arguments about prams.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back! Apologies for the hiatus. We talk primary school bullies, Sam's emotionally manipulative mechanic and the Queen's untimely death.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss World Idol, what you're morally obliged to do if a friend buys you a scratchie and it wins, and Sam (hungover) recaps Splendour.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk Splendour in the Grass, LIV Golf (abridged version only) and then Sam has a revelation about the stand up tour he did in India. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk sunglasses, the casino and the Wild Wild West. Some of the coolest topics imaginable. Then Tim Hewitt makes an appearance and barely pays attention.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom and Sam stick up for conversations about the weather. Sometimes it can be fascinating and actually a great way to form a connection. We also propose a new kind of martial arts training.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam tells us what he'd do with a billion dollars. We explore the ins and outs of a smelly audience member at Guy Montgomery's special taping. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam tells us how he bombed at a fancy lunch. Tom decries the Wigglification of our society. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After some very controversial whispering, we've come crawling back with our tails between our legs. On the upside, here's another ep this week! The downside? It's us talking about whispering, which is arguably worse than whispering itself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We speak in small voices about how humans will soon be huge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam tells the craziest heckler story I think I've ever heard? Also, maybe people who are good at sex are actually wizards? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk childhood misconceptions, Judge Judy and Liz Cambage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk about every Australian Prime Minister from 1901 until now. Every single one. Why? It's a great question. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's an Election Special! We propose a new type of democracy, then do the ABC's political spectrum quiz. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss Elon Musk buying Twitter, our options for World War III and a disturbing new sexual identity See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk about murder, audio technicians, murdering audio technicians and Sam's Sunrise appearance. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk about a mistake Tom made on The Project, and some examples of terrible tattoos. We're back in a studio thank the lord. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.