The Reserves Podcast - A Manchester United Football Podcast

The prodigal son(s) returns, and therapy is back in session! The whole squad comes out of retirement to press the panic button three games into the season. We missed you. Did you miss us?

Welcome, welcome, welcome to a bit more subdued episode of The Fucking Reserves. Byron, Paddy, and Trevor get together to discuss the wins over Southampton, CSKA Moscow, and the lowly Crystal Palace. We also fill some time with random news, since International Break is *extreme Jean Ralphio voice* THE WOOOOOORRRSSST! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED

Welcome, welcome, welcome! We're not going to lie... this one's a mess. Half of it got deleted when GarageBand crashed, but we made up for it by getting weirder than usual. Let's get to it.   GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!

Welcome, welcome, welcome! Another episode of The Fucking Reserves is upon us, and the whole gang is here to chat about the Swansea and Leicester matches, the Champions League draw, and not nearly as many Gentlemen's Agreements as we were promised. We do cover a few #AskTheReserves, some #KneeJerkOffs, and our usual off-topic ramblings, so fire up the aux cable, or grab your headphones, and let us entertain you throughout your day.

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION We're back in full force talking everything Manchester United. It's the entire crew, back again for the first time in months. Shed a tear and have a laugh with the gang! @RedCardLive @RedLifeManU @MiamiSpartan95 @Dalton_Kurtz #soccer #MUFC #Swansea #Lukaku #Pogba #United #ManchesterUnited#GGMU #BPL #UCL #ChampionsLeague #GreatShit #funny #comedy #discussion #debate #cops

New season! New Pod! Same old bullshit! Welcome back to another season of The Fucking Reserves! The whole crew is on hand to discuss everything that happened since May (when we last had an episode), and boy oh boy do we ger right back to our old tricks. Join us as we harass Paddy's robot helper Alexa, discuss the first United match of the season, extended riffs on a few other teams, some #AskTheReserves, and a whole bunch of Tinder. We've missed you all and we're happy to be back in your lives (and ears). GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jak's back to his old tricks, rippin a solo pod talking about tons of shit with absolutley nothing prepared! If you've been paying attention this summer, that's all the prep you NEED. Join us as Jak hates on the French league and sings the praises of Manchester United! @RedCardLIVE #ManchesterUnited #MUFC #MANU #UNITED #GGMU #Jose #Mikerhino #Pogba #Ibara #Lukaku #Giggs #Mhki #GreatShit #Podcast #Soccer#Football #Reds #RedDevils #ChampionsLeague #DidIMentionGreatShit

Welcome, welcome, welcome! We warned you this might happen—the long awaited solo outing of Trevor Hale! Only, instead of rambling into a microphone for an hour, he set up shop on his porch, and let his neighbors/friends run the show for a change. If you've ever wondered how your wives and girlfriends feel about shirtless United players, then this is the podcast for you! If you've never wondered that at all, then come back next time (if there ever is a next time). The Fucking Reserves have officially jumped the shark and nothing will ever be the same! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!! Hot on the heels of United's Europa League victory, Casey, Paddy, and Trevor sit down to discuss the the end of the season, and what needs to happen going forward. They also revisit some old topics, answer a few #AskTheReserves, and get a visit from a long lost friend.  GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED! AGAIN!

Your favorite irregularly scheduled podcast is back! Byron, Paddy, and Trevor get together on a rainy night in Salt Lake City to discuss the big matches coming up for United. We run through everything we missed, answer a few questions, and go off on our usual tangets unrelated to the subject of the actual podcast. Still! You wouldn't expect anything less!

Live from the U.K., it's The Fucking Reserves World Tour! Paddy and Trevor recap their trip to Manchester, Hotel Football, and  talk about seeing United in the Theater of Dreams, Old Trafford itself. Paddy talks about getting Zlatan tattooed on him, Trevor talks about vegan food across the pond, and the two of them shoot the shit for a bit from the garden of their AirBnb in Crystal Palace, on the nicest day London has seen in months. Come along.

What is dead may never die, but rises again stronger and harder! Welcome, welcome, welcome to The Fucking Reserves and Pod 135! Guys. It's been a hot minute. We've missed you so, we truly have. Join Paddy The Mc, Byron and Trevor Hale (Casey's gone into hiding with Oz) as they discuss the last six weeks of United, Paddy and Trevor's upcoming trip abroad, and the announcement that the Red Devils will be visiting us in our hometown of Salt Lake City (I've already put in a request for a Fellaini interview, don't worry)! So bear with us as we dust off the microphone and candy wrappers and get back to it.   GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!

Did you miss us? We missed you! Join Paddy, Casey, and Trevor as they gather round the kitchen table, on a Sunday morning, coffee in hand and a game in the background as they cover all things United. It's been a few weeks since the last pod, so we breeze through a few matches, and then talk about the Leicester City victory in real time. There's a few #AskTheReserves, some #KneeJerkOffs and all the other fun stuff you've come to expect. Let's get to it!

Greetings Red Card Nation!! Lots of games since our last pod and we have a full house minus Officer Kurtz. While he was saving lives, we were letting it all hang out. Join us, won't you? #MUFC #GetSome #Podcast #Itunes @RedCardLive @MikeClaytonC @MiamiSpartan95 @Dalton_Kurtz @ReservesCast

Three matches, one podcast! Episode 133 is here and it's full of great banter, boring stories and a ton of #AskTheReserves! We get into who would be on the United Mount Rushmore, the Reading, Hull City, and Liverpool matches, and of course, more speculation on The Greiz-man (a done deal, according to Casey). Settle in and let's get to it! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!

Welcome to 2017! We finally made it and guess what? It's a solo Red Card + a JnF just to kick off the New Year with bang! We've got a full house, 3 + Jak = Jak n Friends and it's all downhill from there. You'll be glad you couldn't see the pictures!! @RedCardLIVE @Dalton_Kurtz @MikeClaytonC @MiamiSpartan95 @ReservesCast

Welcome, welcome, welcome, to Pod 132! The Fucking Reserves were able to record twice in two weeks and we're almost back on a regular schedule. This week we cover the Middlesborough and West Ham matches, look ahead to Reading and Hull City, get a new (our only?) unofficial sponsor and answer a handful of #AskTheReserves. The #KneeJerkOff makes a lackluster return, Ronda Rousey's future is discussed and we try our hand at LiveStreaming and podding at the same time. It doesn't go as well as I'd hoped. Anyway. Let's get to it!

Santa came to town and he brought a new episode of The Fucking Reserves! Pod 131 is *finally* live and Casey, Paddy, and Trevor are on hand to talk about United's recent run of wins, some Gentlemen's Agreements, a handful of #AskTheReserves, upcoming match predictions, and more than a little movie talk. So sit back, fire up the stereo and let the sounds of rustling candy wrappers help you bring in the new year. Thanks to everyone that's downloaded, subscribed, listened to, commented on, and interacted with our podcast this year. It's been really fun, and we love hearing from you. Keep it up, and we'll keep recording all the way through 2017!   GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!

Greetings Red Card Nation - back again for a little 1v1 with Mike from RedlifeManU. Shooting the shit for about an hour we talk all things Manchester United. Join us, won't you? @RedCardLive @MikeClaytonC

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Pod 130! Join Paddy and Trevor as they record during halftime and directly following the Europa League match this week. We touch on the Everton draw, who we think are actually "Mourinho's guys", and which players are in the shop window. We also give our predictions for the next two EPL matches and take a look at the December schedule. It's a little bit more focused, a little bit shorter, and there's not a single piece of candy being opened! So get to it.   GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Pod 129! The Reserves are back in action with a whole host of #AskTheReserves, more than a few #KneeJerkOff reactions, some studies about Mormon sex lives, thoughts on our President-elect, Thanksgiving dinner routines, and a couple minutes about our beloved Manchester United. You know the drill.  GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!

Welcome, welcome, welcome to Pod 128! We're still fretting over the future of our country, but we manage to talk a bit coherently about Manchester United this week. Arsenal visits Old Trafford this week, Herrera's getting a little frisky on the pitch, and Rooney crashed a Scottish wedding during the break. We also manage a few mea culpa's, check in with Casey's favorite former USWNT player, and veer way off the topic of soccer. All in all, another week with The Fucking Reserves!

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION: Can you believe it? WE'RE BACK! Jak is back and better than ever. He tells us of things that he has seen and places that he has been. He gives some serious Westworld spoilers (if you've not caught up to Episode 7), and gives us his feelings on the president-elect. Sprinkle in some Cubs World Series with a dash of USA v Mexico and you have 80 minutes of your life... gone. To be honest, it felt great to get on the mic tonight to bring you the thoughts of Jak Smythe. Thank you very much for listening! #mou #USAvMEX #westworld #sex #robots #trump #cubs #FlyTheW #Jamaica #mufc #United #ManU @RedCardLive @ReservesCast

Welcome, welcome, welcome! If you thought the last podcast was a mess, wait till you get a load of this one! We mumble our way through a little bit of United news while being shellshocked about our Presidential election results. If you ever wanted to hear the podcast version of the "Crying Jordan" meme, this one's for you.

Pod 126! I'm not going to lie to you, this one is probably a mess from your point of view. From our point of view, it was tons of fun! There's a little bit of United talk sandwiched between stories of 90's rock, robot prostitutes, and the occasional rabbit hole of incoherent crosstalk, but that's why you love us. You know it's true, so let's get to it! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!

Welcome, welcome, welcome! It's international break, so there's not much to discuss, but we try to find something anyway! Bob Bradley at Swansea, the upcoming Liverpool match, the correct lineup, a few #AskTheReserves, and Casey disrupts the Beyhive. With five matches in the next 12 days, October is going to be a busy month, so let's ease back into it.  GLORY, GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!

Welcome, welcome, welcome! Skeleton crew tonight, since Paddy is away on a business trip to Pleasantville, but that doesn't stop us from talking about the 4-1 victory over defending champs, Leicester City, or going off on a few tangents about Pit bulls, politics and LVG's virtual reality video sessions. Grab a snack, kick back, and listen as we break down the upcoming matches, toss out some predictions, wax intellectual on the French Connection (Manchester United version). GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!

Pod 123! Join The Fucking Reserves as they dig in to Manchester United's last three matches (two losses and a win), but no one hits the panic button. Rooney dominates most of the conversation, which is what we'd all love to see him to in the actual games, but alas... There's also time for some Knee Jerk Reactions, a few #AskTheReserves, match predictions, stories that have no bearing on anyone's life, and of course, Big Johnson t-shirts. Let's get to it! GLORY GLORY, MAN UNITED!!!!

Greetings Red Card Nation!! It wouldn't be Jak n Friends if we didn't have some technical difficulties. At this point, we appreciate the patience ya'll have with us. The gang talks about things without Jak, Skype goes in and out and we're all along for the ride this week on the Red Card. All in all, we think you'll still enjoy this episode. If it sounded like a professional show, you'd probably stop listening. #MUFC #GGMU @RedCardLive @Dalton_Kurtz @MikeClaytonc @MiamiSpartan95

Welcome, welcome, welcome to episode 122 of The Fucking Reserves! This week Byron, Paddy, and Trevor get together to discuss the the initial Europa League match against Feynoord Rotterdam, and the match against Watford a few days later. There's also a long digression about (one of) Casey's future projects of owning a cereal bar, Hope Solo, and Wayne Rooney's future. Oh, apparently there was a match last weekend too. We briefly discuss the outcome, but we've already forgotten what happened. Onward and upward! Glory, glory Man United!

Greetings Red Card Nation!!! It is upon us. The Derby. Nuf said. @RedCardLive @Dalton_Kurtz

Pod 121! The Fucking Reserves are back from international duty and we're ready to discuss the Manchester Derby, verbally fellate Marcus Rashford, and learn a few Rush lyrics for good measure. We've got some #AskTheReserves, riff on Colin Kapernick, discuss RVP's looming homecoming/proper sendoff in the otherwise lackluster Europa League announcement, and get off track and on a rant on more than one occasion. Join Trevor, The Big Dogg, and Paddy the Mc for another episode of The Fucking Reserves.

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION!!! As we've said many times before, nothing good happens over international break. Let's hope our boys in Red take care and stay healthy this weekend. United have a big match on the horizon and we'll have a big discussion come next week's pod.   This week, however, we bring you a little something magical. The tragic lost episode has been restored to its initial glory, thanks to Jak's IT dept. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did making it. #GGMU #MUFC #LOST @Dalton_Kurtz @MiamiSpartan85 @MikeClaytonC @Reservescast

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION!!! What a match last Friday! Zlatan looks amazing, Pogba looks poised and United look deadly. Join Jak and Gary as they discuss the match results and the match to come. This week was an IT win. Nice work Jak. @RedCardLIVE @MiamiSpartan95

Episode 120 is here! Three episodes in three weeks, we're back on track, and rolling right along. We break down the Southampton game as only we can, get some predictions in for the Hull City match this weekend, and go on a small tangent about The Media (well, that one is mostly Casey). We've also got #AskTheReserves, another round of #GentlemensAgreements, the return of the #WeeklyFuckYou, and your favorite new segment (courtesy of @DazkyUnited), the #KneeJerkoff. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!

GREETINGS RED CARD NATION! Believe it or not, Jak figured out how to work his computer and we've got a show for you. Complete with the friends you all know and love, this week we're talking about last match, next match and Jak hates the dab. Join us, won't you? @RedCardLIVE @MikeClaytonc @dalton_kurtz @MiamiSpartan95 @ReservesCast

Welcome, welcome, welcome to another episode of The Fucking Reserves! Casey pulled an Oz this week and bailed at the last minute (hopefully not forever), so you get a laid-back, relaxing evening with Paddy, Byron and Trevor. We discuss United opening day win, the upcoming Southampton game, and even make some time for a little deep dive on a few other EPL teams, too. We also made sure to get your #AskTheReserves questions in, brought back the "Weekly Fuck You" feature (in honor of our friend from across the pond), and introduced a new segment where we overreact to one thing from the previous weekend's matches (title in the works). Sit back, put your feet up, and let the three of us sing you to sleep with the praises of United. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!

Greetings Red Card Nation!! It's a new season and that means RED CARD LIVE. Summer is boring and Jak hates talking about caddy trade rumors. Finally we are on the precipice of this new season and it's about dang time. It was going to be a group thang, but... you'll see. @RedCardLIVE @dalton_kurtz @MikeClaytonc @MiamiSpartan95 @ReservesCast

Episode 118! The Sheriff is still MIA, but the rest of us are soldiering on. Pogba's triumphant return is the story of the week, but we also demolish a host of other topics including Top 4 predictions for the season, Zlatan's impact, which players are about to be shipped out, a whole bunch of #AskTheReserves and the return of The Afterglow with an assist from our old friend @AdBall420. 

Pod 117! The Sheriff had the night off, but the rest of The Fucking Reserves got together to chat about the proper pronunciation of Mkhitaryan, how Manchester has been welcomed to Zlatan, The Special One's first day on the job, and a few words from The Big Dogg on Leo Messi's tax troubles. As usual, there are a few inappropriate jokes and more than one visual gag that has absolutely no business being included in a podcast, but that's just how we roll. Join us, won't you?

Greetings RED CARD Nation!!  Jak's brought the Friends along this time and made a new intro.  Don't fret, the solo rants that you've grown to love aren't going away, we're just doing some round table discussions and adding this format to the repertoire. Nice to have backup from time to time. We talk Euros, Copa, transfers and Donovan on this week's installment of Red Card LIVE. @RedCardLIVE @Dalton_Kurtz @MikeClaytonC

Pod 116! The full squad is back for some good times, some laughs, some United Discussion, some NBA finals talk, some Copa and Euros chat and more this week on the F*cking Reserves!  GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!

Jak n Friends strikes back. Homage to the Fucking Reserves and their conversational style. Technological marvels at work in this episode. Get some. @redcardLIVE @Dalton_kurtz @redlifemanu

Pod 115! This week the full squad celebrates the FA Cup, say Adios to LVG, and say hola to the real Prince Harry - the one and only wheeler dealer himself 'Arry Redknapp! We look ahead to the imminent arrivals of Tal Ben Haim, Peter Crouch, Niko Kranjcar, Jermaine Defoe and Younes Kaboul!  Sit down and enjoy the smooth, sultry sounds of the F*cking Reserves  GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bombs or Buffoons? Match abandoned. We refused to watch the meaningless match. FA cup final? We'll be watching and you'll hear about his thoughts on gutless terrorists, Crystal Palace, the community shield and more. It's a short one, but still good. @RedCardLIVE

Yea dude. Unpopular things are said by Jak this week. No really, he's gone mental and it's probably LVGs fault. Presented in high definition sound for your listening pleasure.

Pod 113! Happy Birthday Jak Smythe, Captain America Civil War was way better than United over the weekend, vs West Ham today and definitely better than this itty, bitty podcast. GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You thought is never happen. You thought he was dead. We'll think again. Jaks back, and this time he's brought friends...but he forgot his computer skills. Enjoy!

Pod 113! We got hopped up on goofballs and banged the doob to get through this weeks Leicester City FC celebrations! Join us or die you've been warned! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pod 112! F**k you Crystal Palace and Pardew we are coming for you sons of bitches! Long pod this week! Get some! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POD 111! Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right here we are the F*cking Reserves discussing the Palace match, Everton, Gentlemens agreements and more on this weeks episode! GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!