The Samantha Diaries

You heard it here, honeys: The series finale of 'Sex and the City' aired 20 years ago. Feel your knees giving out yet? Join Julieann on this live rewatch commentary for one of the greatest television finales of all time, (according to her) including the culmination of Carrie finally hearing those four little words from Big, Miranda understanding what it means to be a caretaker,  Samantha realizing Smith is the real deal, and Charlotte getting everything she's been wanting her whole life. We'll laugh; we'll cry. We'll step in dog shit; we'll eat Parisian pastries. Follow the pod: @samdiariespod Julieann: @TheJulMarieParker: @parkerdelrey

Hello, lovers. It's been a while. In fact, it's been 20 years...since SATC waved au revoir for good, as February 15th marks two decades since the first half of its two-part series finale, 'An American Girl in Paris Part Une'.  Feel old? Join Julieann on a live rewatch journey and some thoughts about Carrie finally putting Big in his place, Samantha getting sweaty, Miranda's big eye shadow moment, and Charlotte melting at the big L word, (as in, Big literally utters the word "love" to Carrie's machine.)Julieann's X & IG: @TheJulMarieParker's X & IG: @parkerdelreyPodcast IG: @samdiariespod 

Honeys, the time has come: our namesake Samantha Jones has returned to our screens and into our hearts. Join Julieann and Parker for a recap of AJLT's Season 2 finale episode, "The Last Supper Part 2: Entree" in which, Carrie throws a final dinner party at her OG apartment on East 73rd St; Miranda makes amends with exes; Anthony loses his ass virginity. Also discussed is our detailed thoughts on the Samantha cameo and our predictions for Season 3. And Shoe Bradshaw.  Keep up with the pod on IG: @samdiariespodJulieann's IG/Twitter: @TheJulMarieParker's IG/Twitter: @parkerdelrey 

The end is near, honeys. This week join us as we discuss the penultimate episode of AJLT Season 2's "The Last Supper Part One: Appetizer"! Carrie and Aidan's relationship gets a wedge between it when Aidan's problematic son gets into an accident; Miranda makes the mistake of surprising Che at their standup show; Charlotte does *in LMFAO voice* SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! And we talk about what we think Samantha Jones would be up to- as this week is the last week before she actually makes her return!Pod IG: @samdiariespodJulieann IG/Twitter: @TheJulMarieParker IG/Twitter: @parkerdelrey

Honeys, grab your things- because we're moving! To Gramercy Park! And we're taking our pussies (cats) too! Join Julieann & Parker this week to discuss AJLT Episode 9's "There Goes the Neighborhood"! Carrie decides to make a big move for Aidan & is reminded many times of the past pain she's caused him; Charlotte & Miranda's kids are getting it on; Anthony is fighting his feelings for Giuseppe. It's a lot! As per usual, we get into what we think Samantha Jones would be up to during this madness, as well as our predictions for the end of Season 2.Pod IG: @samdiariespodJulieann IG/Twitter: @TheJulMarieParker IG/Twitter: @parkerdelrey 

Oh boy, honeys. This week's episode begs some Big questions, and Julieann & Parker aren't sure how they feel about it. Episode 8's "A Hundred Years Ago" features Carrie moving lightening speed with Norfolk, VA's finest Aidan--barf-- which makes some of her friends  Charlotte and Miranda re-enter the workplace, with Charlotte having an unnatural obsession with a tummy/belt combo. Seema calls Carrie out on her "we" usage. And we discuss where we think Samantha Jones would fit into this mess.  Pod IG: @samdiariespodJulieann's IG/Twitter: @TheJulMarieParker's IG/Twitter: @parkerdelrey

Hello, lovers. It's Valentine's Day in AJLT world, or, what we like to call: VD Day. Julieann & Parker aren't quite as enthused with Ep. 7 "February 14th" as they have been. Carrie & Aidan (Caidan) reunite; Miranda ponders her sexuality in the midst of meeting a messy lesbian; Charlotte, like the rest of us, is way over her spoiled children. Anthony finally gets a storyline-- with Drew Barrymore! And LTW, Nya, Che, & Seema are there, too. Sort of.  We get into what we think Samantha Jones would be up to & what (or who) she'd be doing this Valentine's Day.Podcast IG: @samdiariespodJulieann IG/Twitter: @thejulmarieParker IG/Twitter: @parkerdelrey 

Honeys, the winter storm is coming here in AJLT universe. Well, it has come-- complete with the white mess covering everything in its wake, just like the jizz the ladies were contemplating over just a few episodes ago. Carrie is confronted with a professional ex from the past and contemplates contact with a romantic one (yes, fucking Aidan); supportive mom Charlotte braves the snow to search for condoms for Lily; Miranda gets broken up with-- twice. Of course, we get into what Samantha Jones would be giving the ladies- regarding condoms and advice regarding Aidan. Podcast IG: @samdiariespodJulieann's IG/Twitter/Threads: @TheJulMarieParker's IG/Twitter: @parkerdelrey

Hello, honeys! It's Halloween in And Just Like That... world, and Julieann and Parker cover it all from top to bottom! The Halloween costumes! The one night stands! The penis pumps! The bullshit corporate conglomerate that is TV! The douchebags that ride too crazily on their bikes in NYC! And, of course, we think up of a Samantha Jones plot line and possible Halloween costume she'd be rocking if she was there. This was a fun one, and we had a lot to say!Pod IG: @samdiariespodJulieann IG/Twitter/Threads: @thejulmarieParker IG/Twitter/Threads: @parkerdelrey

Casper the friendly cum, the friendliest cum you know...Hello, honeys. Julieann & Parker are reunited this week by the forces that be to discuss AJLT Episode 4's wonderful "Alive!" Carrie bumps into Enid and questions just how old she really is; Charlotte & Harry's sex life takes a drier turn with dust balls; Miranda (AND STEVE!) bring Brady to family therapy and awkwardly fumbles a threesome with Che; LTW and her husband botch their 20th anniversary dinner party. And, as always, we ask the million dollar question: what would Samantha Jones do?Pod's IG: @samdiariespodJulieann's IG, Twitter, & Threads: @thejulmarieParker's IG, Twitter, & Threads: @parkerdelrey

Welcome back, honeys. Parker's away this week, so Julieann is flying on a solo ride to ...AJLT's Episode 3: "Chapter Three"! Carrie fakes Covid to get out of reliving Big's death for her audiobook memoir; Miranda begins to prioritize herself and her family over Che; Charlotte and LTW get on the coveted MILF list at the local prep school...and feast their Stifler's-mom-eyes onto age-inappropriate fresh meat. As always, Julieann rates the episode on our Samantha Sexcapades scale and explains what she thinks she'd be up to and why.Pod Instagram: @samdiariespodJulieann IG & Twitter: @thejulmarieParker's IG & Twitter: @parkerdelrey 

Because Max loves to torture us with dropping multiple episodes at once, Julieann & Parker are right back discussing AJLT Season 2, Episode 2's "The Real Deal"! Carrie continues her journey into a bitter old bitty when she can't say "vaginal wellness" out loud for a podcast ad; Miranda gets surprised with someone from Che's past; Charlotte seeks revenge on the consignment company Lily has sold her designer wardrobe to. And there are plenty of other side character antics and undercooked plot points about racism, including an appearance from Tony Danza. As always, we answer the only important question: What Would Samantha Jones Do? Join the discussion, honeysFollow the pod: @samdiariespod on InstagramFollow Julieann: @thejulmarie on IG & Twitter Follow Parker: @parkerdelrey on Twitter & IG

And just like that...we're BACK honeys! Julieann and Parker have brought the band back together to discuss Season 2, Episode 1 "Met Cute"! We reconvene with the girls as they remember what sex is again and attend the Met "Ball" aka the unlicensed version of Met Gala.  Carrie is still keeping her bra on, as she continues to hook up with podcast producer Franklyn; Miranda faces new life with Che in LA and strap-ons; Charlotte decides who's a better date- Harry or Anthony. We reconnect with AJLT side characters Che, LTW, Nya, and Seema....and all their side characters. Follow the pod on Instagram: @samdiariespodFollow Julieann on Instagram & Twitter: @TheJulMarieFollow Parker on IG & Twitter: @parkerdelrey

Hello, lovers. On June 6, 1998, we met the TV versions of Carrie Bradshaw, Miranda Hobbes, Samantha Jones, Charlotte York, Stanford Blatch....and Capote Duncan for the very first time, and all of our lives were made a little more fulfilled because of it! This week marks the silver anniversary of the debut of the pilot that started it all: SATC's Season 1, Episode 1's "Sex and the City." Since Julieann covered this special moment last year for the 24th anniversary, we give you a special re-release of her live rewatch. Enjoy and see you soon for ...And Just Like That Season 2 coverage!Pod IG: @samdiariespodJulieann IG & Twitter: @TheJulMarie

Hello, honeys! Julieann is back with her final live rewatch episode for a while, since ...And Just Like That will come back into our lives in mere weeks! For this month, she chose the devastatingly relatable Season 2, Episode 12 episode "La Douleur Exquise!" in which Carrie realizes she's in a BDSM relationship with Mr. Big after his Paris revelation, Charlotte lets a guy cum to her feet, Miranda meets a guy with a fetish for getting caught, Stanford is "@Rick9+" ...and Samantha is essentially nonexistent. But who cares if Samantha is missing for this episode, because Julieann gets into the big news that dropped this week: the brief, upcoming return of Ms. Jones in ...And Just Like That Season 2! We never thought we'd see the day.  Follow @samdiariespod on InstagramFollow Julieann @TheJulMarie on Instagram & Twitter 

Hello, lovers. Julieann is saying it, not spraying it-- she's back for your April episode with some major AJLT news & a blast of a rewatch episode! With the sad news of the iconic Bed Bath & Beyond entering bankruptcy, Julieann is watching Season 6 Ep. 2's "Great Sexpectations," in which Carrie wants to bugger Berger in her "bed, bath and beyond." Alas, the sex is disappointing. Samantha meets Smith for the first time and gets "raw" dawg'd to oblivion. Charlotte wants to become a Jew, and Miranda dates the very early 2000s, now-defunct digital recording device, TiVo.  BUT FIRST! Julieann recaps some AJLT news, including a Candace Bushnell interview with the lovely Every Outfit Podcast, and, of course...that brand spankin' new ...And Just Like That Season 2 trailer. Join her, honeysPodcast IG: @samdiariespodJulieann's Twitter & IG: @TheJulMarie 

Helloooo, honeys. Julieann's back, and since there's so little AJLT news to report, she's back with not just one...but TWO episodes from the notoriously hated Season 5 (which she un-ironically loves!) This week, she brings you a watch-along of: 1) "Luck Be an Old Lady," in which the gals take on Atlantic City (Titty). Cynical Carrie is hellbent on getting the girls together as she gives up on her dreams;  Charlotte refuses to turn 36; Miranda just wants to gamble and get away from baby Brady; Samantha is feeling too sus of Richard and contemplates leaving him for good.2) "Cover Girl," in which Carrie catches Sammie Jones giving the worldwide express guy a BJ, and Miranda gets over-eaten by an over-eater.Join us, honey *Note: Julieann misspoke- We do, in fact, see Richard again briefly in Season 6B, so don't come for us.IG: @samdiariespodJulieann's Twitter & IG: @TheJulMarie

Happy February, honeys. The month of love. Ahhh, love. L-O-V-E, love. Or, in this case, the month to tell your man that you love him...and to not hear it back! Join Julieann's watch along for this iconic episode in which Carrie gets a Judith Lieber purse from Big instead of those three little words; Miranda gets dumped by Steve over a navy suit; Samantha gets dimmed by a Sum; and Charlotte plays groupie to a guy who requests that she stick her finger in her pussy so he can smell it.But first, Julieann talks some AJLT season 2 news...not that there's a whole lot to report. But she wouldn't leave you hanging without it!IG: @samdiariespodJulieann's Twitter & IG: @TheJulMarie 

Helloooooo, pop-tarts! It's been a while, and just like how Siddhartha holds out on Samantha in this episode, we've been withholding from you for far too long! Julieann is back for the first rewatch ep of 2023- Season 1, Ep. 11's "The Drought!" Carrie farts in front of Big. Samantha's temptation is heightened by a celibate yoga instructor. Charlotte dates a sex maniac that doesn't want to bang her. Miranda hasn't had D in 3 months. This infamously awesome episode subverts all hetero gender expectations of just who is the horniest of the sexes- (and hint, it's not the men.) But first, Julieann rants about those BTS photos of Carrie filming hand-in-hand with Aidan on the streets of NYC. Because of course she has something to say about it. Follow:@samdiariespod on IGJulieann- @thejulmarie on IG and Twitter 

Hello, honeys! With the recent bombshell news that Aidan Shaw is returning to ...AJLT next season, notorious Aidan non-apologist Julieann is back & doing a live rewatch commentary of Season 4, Episode 11's "Coulda Woulda Shoulda"! You know the one: Miranda contemplates an abortion of Steve's baby; Carrie makes the mistake of telling women's rights hater Aidan while also debating on telling him about her own in the past; Charlotte learns she's reproductively challenged; our girl Samantha remains the most supportive friend of them all...while also using Lucy Liu's name for a Birkin bag. It's why we love her. In light of the abortion illegality news the last few months, combined with Julieann's ulterior motive of getting you to be less forgiving of SATC fan favorite Aidan, this one felt like an appropriate watch this week. And she thoroughly explains (rants) why. Join her, honeyPod IG: @samdiariespodJulieann's IG & Twitter: @TheJulMarieParker's IG & Twitter: @parkerdelrey 

Hello, honeys. Listen, the world is on absolute fire right now, and it feels like there's little to be excited about. But that's why we have SATC. Join Julieann for a few RANTS about the current state of the world and this infamous (and beloved) episode of Season 6A, Episode 6 of SATC: "Hop, Skip, and a Week," in which Berger infamously breaks up with Carrie on a post-it. Join her for this live rewatch and stay for her mental breakdown/(breakthrough?) re: Berger being a narcissist, ghosting, and the difficulties and proper ways of ending a relationship with someone you still care about. And don't worry- there's a lot of laughs and fun to be had! We're sorry.We can't.Don't hate usBut do join us, honeyPod IG: @samdiariespodJulieann's  IG & Twitter: @TheJulMarieParker's IG & Twitter: @parkerdelrey Like what you hear? Rate & Review!

Hello, honeys! Since it's Julieann's birthday this week, she wanted to treat herself to a little COCK! This week, she's rewatching Season 3, Ep. 18's "Cock-a-Doodle-Do!" with live commentary, like she did for last week's 24th anniversary pilot special. The first Carrie v. Miranda fight, the return of Big, Aidan, and Steve and the dirty pond fall, the "up my ass players" v. Samantha...this is one of Julieann's personal favorites. But of course, she begins with some news of Kim Cattrall's new Netflix gig as well as Cynthia Nixon's claims that Miranda was always giving "lesbianic" energy. Grab a cosmo and your popcorn and come join her for some cock...or, at the very least, some roof chickens. Podcast IG: @samdiariespodJulieann's IG & Twitter: @TheJulMarieParker's IG & Twitter: @parkerdelrey

Happy Anniversary, honeys. As of June 6th, SATC officially turns 24! Feel old yet? Julieann is back this week with the whole SJP v. Kim C drama news that she juuuuust missed before last week's episode. And then she gets into the good stuff: a watch-along of the pilot episode of the series that aired exactly 24 years ago today! Feel free to grab your popcorn and make a cosmo and watch it with her...or just listen to her commentary on the 25-minute episode that would change the course of television as we knew it forever. Join her, honeyIG: @samdiariespodJulieann's IG & Twitter: @TheJulMarieParker's IG & Twitter: @parkerdelrey

Hi, honeys. Julieann is back this week on her own with a narration of her latest article about sex & media! This time, she's talking about the VERY Samantha Jones-would-approve horror film called 'X'- released by A24 earlier this year. She talks about this provocative slasher film in which a group of young people set out to make a porno, (& *get offed* one-by-one from a horny old lady) & how the film's refreshingly layered depictions of sex & horniness connects to our favorite franchise, SATC. But first, she gets into a tiny tease of news regarding a new Sarah Jessica Parker interview & where SJP stands with former co-star & Mr. Big portrayer, Chris Noth. Let's all get backshots, honeys!Follow Julieann on IG & Twitter @TheJulMarieJulieann's published article link: https://www.fangoria.com/original/too-old-to-fk-sex-positivity-in-x/The SJP interview: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/arts/sarah-jessica-parker-matthew-broderick-broadway-plaza-suite-1235146730/

Hello, honeys! We've got a little solo time treat for you. While we await a new season of And Just Like That, in the meantime, Julieann will be narrating a few articles she's written about sex and film/media for your listening pleasure!First up, she tackles A24's 'Saint Maud' (2020) in which a young woman engages in an unhealthy obsession with her renewed faith in God...and why Julieann thinks the film is not quite as holy and pure as one would think. She discusses hetero women's search for the unattainable, mind-blowing orgasm and how it links to this crazy (and subtly horny) movie. But don't fret! It's always tied back to Sex and the City-- Julieann ties this to SATC episode "They Shoot Single People, Don't They?" as well as spills the dirt about Kim Cattrall's interview with Variety this week as well. Samantha is always in our hearts and loins on this pod! Socials:Julieann's IG & Twitter- @TheJulMarieParker's IG & Twitter- @parkerdelrey

This is it, honeys. Julieann & Parker are coming at you for one last episode- And Just Like That's season finale: "Seeing the Light"! We got mitzvah'd. We got California girls'd. We got France'd. We got references to the original series. (Finally!) Julieann is touched by Carrie getting her own podcast, but whines about her being just not that into you (Peter). Parker has a MiRANTa and ponders who has snatched bodies with the ever-changing Miranda. We discuss how we feel regarding our girl Samantha's final references, as well as what we think she'd be up to if she were not just a texting ghost. We thank you immensely for joining us this season and hope you stay subscribed for future SATC/AJLT content! Join us, honey  Pod Insta: @samdiariespodPod Email: samanthadiariespod@gmail.comJulieann's Insta & Twitter: @TheJulMarieParker's Insta & Twitter: @parkerdelrey

Hello, honeys. Julieann & Parker are back this week with And Just Like That's penultimate episode: "No Strings Attached"! We've got period panties. We've got painting. We've got strings. We've got rings. We've got...Holocaust deniers.  And boy did we have to pull the tampon strings from out of our tushy cheeks for this one. Julieann whines about the lack of Cleveland follow-up, while Parker pines for Steve. As always, we talk about what we think Samantha would be up to (hint: she'd be cool Auntie Samantha for this one.) Additionally, we also have quite the discussion on our predictions for next week's season finale! Can you say...ascension to cosmo-glass-cloud heaven? Join us, honey(Apologies for the low sound quality towards the end of the episode- tech difficulties this week!)Pod Insta: @samdiariespodPod Email: samanthadiariespod@gmail.comJulieann's Twitter & Insta: @TheJulMarieParker's Twitter & Insta: @parkerdelrey 

Welcome back, honeys. Julieann & Parker are definitely not bewitched and all kinds of bothered over And Just Like That's Episode 8, "Bewitched, Bothered, & Bewildered"!  Miranda drops a big bomb upon Steve, while Charlotte drops on her knees for blowjobs. Carrie exists too. We may not have had a blast watching this week, however, we did have a blast discussing prosthetic TV penises, why Miranda + Che isn't working for us, as well as whose side we think Samantha Jones would be taking...and blowing.  Join us,  honeyLeave us a rating & review! Pod Insta: @samdiariespodPod email: samanthadiariespod@gmail.comJulieann's Twitter & Insta: @TheJulMarieParker's Twitter & Insta: @parkerdelrey

Hello, honeys. We're back this week with Episode 7 of And Just Like That..."Sex and the Widow"! We've got new books. We've got new boy toys. We've got body con dresses. We've got bare breasts. Julieann sticks up for the neglected boys of SATC, while Parker gives this one a rating we've never given on the pod before! And, as always, we know for certain what Samantha would be doing if she were still around...and it involves a certain cater waiter from her past ;) Join us, honeyPod Instagram: @samdiariespodJulieann- Instagram & Twitter: @TheJulMarieParker- Instagram & Twitter: @parkerdelrey

Hello, honeys. Julieann & Parker are coming at ya this week with a (pleased!) discussion on And Just Like That...Episode 6's "Diwali"! Julieann relates to the despair of a mysterious, irritating sound coming out of Carrie's new, Kim Kardashian-white, downtown apartment. Parker thinks Miranda's orgasming puts the E in extra. We both cackled at Charlotte's picnic lecturing on the levels of progressivism and midlife crises. AND THERE'S AN ACTUAL PENETRATIVE SEX SCENE. Finally, of course, we discuss who we think Samantha would be bumping uglies with if she were still around. Join us, honey

Hi, honeys. Julieann & Parker are welc*mming 2022 with their analysis of And Just Like That...Episode 5's "Tragically Hip"! Carrie gets hip surgery. Charlotte gets Rock'd. Miranda gets finger whipped. And Julieann & Parker discuss! We may not have reached the same levels of pleasure as the sounds of Miranda's animalistic orgasming, but we enjoyed a few moments. And you know we had thoughts regarding our girl Samantha's real-time, text-and-run moment with Carrie. Grab a COCKtail and join us this week, honey!We apologize for some unholy technical issue towards the end that made the last 5 minutes of the episode get lost. We'll make it up to you honeys next week!For all those that missed the '90s, here is the actual originator of the lamp shade hat, Jamiroquai's "Virtual Insanity" video. Sorry, Carrie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE 

Hi, honeys. Julieann & Parker are back this week with their discussion of And Just Like That...Episode 4 "Some of My Best Friends"! We've got an on-the-nose metaphor for Carrie breaking away from her marriage with Big. We've got motherhood questions. We've got post-modern feminism. We've got the return of smart, artsy Charlotte. Julieann continues to long for the good ol' S-E-X part of Sex and the City, while Parker warms up to this week's episode slightly more than previous ones.  And, as always, we have a particularly elaborate talk about what we think our girl Samantha is doing...(hint, she'd be doing some London deja-f*cking!) We may have had more fun recording the pod than we did watching the episode? Tune in, honey.

We're back this week with And Just Like That... Episode 3 "When in Rome"! We've got news. We've got Natashas. We've got Netflix comedy specials. And we have a lot to say! Join Julieann & Parker this week as they unpack Carrie's overthinking spiraling (which made Julieann emo) as well as Miranda's possible midlife crisis and Charlotte's daughter's revelation. And we discuss why we think our girl Samantha would be starting an OnlyFans account during all these shenanigans. Join us, honey! And Just Like That...The Writers' Room pod:https://podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/and-just-like-that-the-writers-room/id1599386842

Two for one! Hi, honeys. We're coming at you back-to-back with And Just Like That... Episode 2 "Little Black Dress" which we had some...opinions on. A critical funeral, a critical friendship strain, and a critical appearance of Chucky- join Julieann & Parker as they dissect this second episode of the new series, and what exactly we think our beloved Samantha Jones would have done during this whopper of an episode.

And just like that...And Just Like That...has arrived! The wait is over, honeys. And we've got Pelotons, platforms, Park Avenue teens, and p*ssies...oh my! Join Julieann & Parker for their first dissection of the first episode of the new series, "Hello It's Me". We have so much to say about getting plopped back into the world of Carrie, Miranda, and Charlotte again, as well as our girl Samantha who is "no longer with us."  But don't worry- we're here to discuss what we think she'd be up to for this episode as well as every episode going forward.Join us, honeySpoilers aplenty

Sex and the City is back, honey! (Or its modern day equivalent, And Just Like That...is, at least.) However, its bed-hopping, pill-popping, orgasm-loving icon Samantha Jones is not. But don't you frown! Julieann and Parker are about to fill your Samantha-shaped hole as they review each episode of the new series and discuss what they think Samantha would be doing for every episode! For this intro ep, we introduce ourselves and talk about our relationship to the SATC universe, which characters we align with, our favorite men of the series, as well as our predictions for And Just Like That...! Join us, honeyFollow@samdiariespod