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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. Call the gecko every Monday/Wednesday/Friday at 10pm EST on twitch.tv/lyleforever

Lyle Drescher


    • Sep 10, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 12m AVG DURATION
    • 448 EPISODES

    4.9 from 794 ratings Listeners of Therapy Gecko that love the show mention: lyle, therapist, internet, random, call, conversations, talk, time, amazing, like, love, listening, great, therapy gecko, thanks geck.


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    The Therapy Gecko podcast is a unique and captivating show hosted by the wise and insightful Lyle. With his calming presence and thought-provoking questions, Lyle manages to open up people's minds and create a safe space for them to share their thoughts and experiences. Whether it's in the kitchen, the shower, or on a walk with his dogs, Lyle never fails to bring his listeners something relatable, funny, and new with every episode. The show has been running for over a year now, and there hasn't been a single call that I haven't enjoyed.

    One of the best aspects of The Therapy Gecko podcast is Lyle's ability to connect with his callers on a deep level. He genuinely cares about their well-being and goes above and beyond to offer practical advice that can make a difference in their lives. Lyle's open-mindedness allows him to effortlessly switch between lighthearted topics and serious issues without losing any sincerity or authenticity. The combination of funny and serious calls keeps the show engaging and entertaining from start to finish.

    The only downside I have found with The Therapy Gecko podcast is the background jazz music. While it may be a personal preference, some days it can be overwhelming or even nauseating for me. However, despite this minor drawback, I continue to listen because the conversations are so valuable and enjoyable. Lyle's calm responses and encouraging words prompt me to reflect on my own life while providing comfort during long drives or cleaning sprees.

    In conclusion, The Therapy Gecko podcast is a must-listen for anyone who enjoys thought-provoking conversations and real-life stories shared by people from all walks of life. Lyle's kind-hearted nature shines through in each episode as he offers support, guidance, and humor to his callers. This podcast has quickly become one of my favorites due to its ability to both entertain me and make me believe in the power of individuals sharing their stories. Give it a listen, and you won't be disappointed. Geck forever!



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    Latest episodes from Therapy Gecko

    GECKMAIL: “I SEXT WITH AI”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2025 68:58 Transcription Available


    I am reading viewer emails. Those email topics include being lonely in Japan, sexting with AI, fulfilling a fart fetish, iPad kids, and other things. I love reading mail. Please go with me to the big dance. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M HOOKING UP WITH MY CO-WORKER”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2025 88:46 Transcription Available


    A caller navigates an intense workplace romance, a caller tries to overcome abandonment, a caller finds beauty in the small things, and a final caller has a life changing accident. I am the Connect 4 champion of Wisconsin. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    chatting with aldn as geckos

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2025 63:16 Transcription Available


    In this extra episode I chat with rising indie popstar aldn about where he thinks we go when we die, going through rehab, childhood memories, and more. He is a nice guy. Check out aldn’s stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/@hereisalden_ https://www.instagram.com/hereisalden/ https://open.spotify.com/artist/2GUw9Wzha61PkZoRVv1PDDSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I GOT DIVORCED AFTER 13 YEARS”

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2025 74:02 Transcription Available


    A caller discusses her bumpy divorce settlement involving cocaine and prostitutes, and a caller counts people on a bridge for pay. It is time to use the bathroom at Paul Simon’s house. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M LIVING IN A CHRISTIAN SHELTER”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2025 81:37 Transcription Available


    A caller discusses the strict rules of the religious shelter they’re staying at, we get a positive update from a return caller, a guy almost dies doing kratom, a lady loves her goat centric job, and a final caller has regrets about monetizing his hobby. It is time to destroy a magnet. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    is it better to be a human or a lizard?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2025 10:11 Transcription Available


    This was originally uploaded as a video on my youtube channel here: https://youtu.be/Otm9cDuVTfw?si=Q2Fh50k68ZTJ0Osv I went to a gecko zoo in Brooklyn to discover whether it would be better to be a lizard or a human. I talked to people and learned things. I think you will enjoy it. Watch 1 hour of uncut interviews + support my ability to make more of this kind of content here: patreon.com/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I DRAW THE RICH AND FAMOUS”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2025 88:46 Transcription Available


    In this IRL episode we talk to a college freshman with dreams of being famous, an illustrator who draws rich and famous people, 2 people on a first date from hinge, a man who can’t find someone to settle down with, and a guy who just moved to the city from Florida to pursue a more authentic life.My dishwasher is broken. It never worked to begin with. I do not have a dishwasher. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    "I'M TRAPPED IN MY RELATIONSHIP"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2025 74:15 Transcription Available


    A caller explains why she feels trapped in her relationship, we get updates from 2 returned callers who’ve improved their situations, and a final caller tries to escape their desk job to become a musician. Don’t look under the bed. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M RE-LEARNING HOW TO BREATHE”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2025 77:04 Transcription Available


    A caller relearns how to breathe, we talk about the subtle things we take for granted, we share our experiences with journaling, we ponder existentialism, we play pickleball, and we generally have a good time on this episode. You can get very rich by fishing the coins out of fountains. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    GECKMAIL: “MY DAD CAN'T STOP MARRYING WOMEN FROM THE INTERNET”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2025 83:06 Transcription Available


    This is geckmail. It is a version of the podcast where instead of talking to other people I just rant alone and read emails. Some of those email topics include hating your home country, a person who’s dad can’t stop marrying women from the internet, cracking your partner’s back for sexual pleasure, a life changing trip to Spain, and more. I hope you enjoy listening. I love ice cream cake. I love it more than my friends or my family or medicine. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THAN YOU”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2025 85:35 Transcription Available


    Hello. In this IRL episode I talk with a woman who moved to the US from Russia and just got married, an aspiring lawyer trying not to let her family’s doubts get to her, I debate someone about intrinsic vs extrinsic validation, I do a push up contest against some guy, and talk to an aspiring therapist about why their past therapists have been bad. Don’t smell that. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I CUT OFF MY BEST FRIEND”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2025 73:31 Transcription Available


    A caller reflects on the effects that cutting off his best friend has had on the friend group. Later a caller describes a supernatural religious experience they had and a caller kills time while working at an empty hotel in Amsterdam. I do not sell insurance. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “MY PANTS ARE $400”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2025 100:44 Transcription Available


    In this IRL episode we speak with a street photographer with $400 pants, an avid Marvel fan fiction writer, we learn about gardening video games, and we talk to a geography/yoga teacher about how the park has evolved over the years. It was great. Please enjoy it. We just missed our exit. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M AN AIR FORCE VETERAN”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2025 78:57 Transcription Available


    A caller explains their next plans after leaving the US Air Force, a caller considers ending a lifelong friendship, a caller hosts a very quaint garage sale, and a final caller explains what drove him to give up playing the ukulele. You must roll a 4 or higher. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    THE LEGO PORN EPISODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2025 90:41 Transcription Available


    A caller attends a lego convention, a caller tries to socialize after having a child at a young age, a caller attempts to get out of a deep rut, and a final caller discusses the roller derby universe. Does anyone know many calories are in an ant? I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    I dance battled a stranger in mexico

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 18:07 Transcription Available


    This was originally uploaded as a video on my YouTube channel but I am putting it here too. I flew to Tijuana to meet up with a caller from this podcast and dance battle him at a park. It was a lot of fun. Watch this as a video here: https://youtu.be/dspvl4n4tGM?si=EdpVsO87panX3WIP Get bonus interviews from this trip + support my ability to make more of these kinds of videos: https://www.patreon.com/lyleforever Geck bless.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I GOT SOBER TO YO-YO”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2025 94:27 Transcription Available


    In this IRL episode we speak with a professional yo-yoer about their sobriety journey, an entourage filming a music video, a guy who used his brother’s piss, an elementary school principal on vacation with her family, an opera singer navigating OCD, and a tourist from Paris who gave me a cookie. It was a good day.
Try again tomorrow. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I FELT LIKE GOD”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2025 106:20 Transcription Available


    A caller describes the spiritual awakening they’ve had after a brief episode of believing they were God. Afterwards a caller lives with their ex after the break up and explains what a U-Haul Lesbian is, then we read viewer mail about walking in on a first date naked on your couch + other things. Time to drink a cup of sludge. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I HEAR THE CALL OF DEATH”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2025 100:18 Transcription Available


    In this IRL episode we speak with a film student aspiring to be successful enough to day drink, we talk about death for like 30 minutes, a guy explains why he cuts lines, and a fashion student wrestles with the future. We had a good time. You will too. Check your back pocket. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M 50 AND FEEL AMAZING”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2025 79:53 Transcription Available


    A caller talks about her newfound love for life at 50 years old, British ozempic, teaching adult writing classes, and her thoughts on the 4 hour Super Smash Bros documentary. Later a caller’s life is revitalized by joining a dodgeball league and I read viewer mail about Saudi Arabia, masturbation shame, and other important things. Do a kickflip. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I WAS A CHILD STAR”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2025 60:33 Transcription Available


    In this IRL episode we interview a former child star, a Londoner says the vibes of this park/podcast wouldn’t work in England, an EMT explains why Daytona Bike Week in Miami is his favorite event to work, and we learn the legendary prophecy of the BMX kid. It was a really fun one. Please enjoy. Time to go back to sleep. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I FOUND A SUGAR DADDY IN VR”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2025 69:00 Transcription Available


    A caller debates the ethics of her VRChat sugar daddy situation, a caller tries to handle getting bullied at work, and a final caller talks about their lifestyle out in rural Oregon as a 22 year old with a baby on the way. It is time to make out with Harold Ramis. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M AN ANARCHIST REBEL”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2025 114:32 Transcription Available


    I recorded this episode IRL at a park in NYC. It was great. Guests include another person who also interviews people at the park, an anarchist rebel, a person dealing with trust issues, an aspiring comedian, and someone who invites me to a roof. Please listen. It is fun. I am not hungry. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I MIGHT DOWNSIZE TO A VAN”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2025 73:24 Transcription Available


    A caller talks fatherhood, considers moving into a van, and tries to figure out what to do with their life. Afterwards a caller sends videos of himself farting, a caller learns more about humanity thru his photography business, and a final caller is very happy they got fired. It is time to destroy Pluto. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M AFRAID OF ETERNITY”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2025 91:27 Transcription Available


    A Christian calls in talk about their fear of the eternal afterlife that is promised to them. Afterwards a caller really wants to cancel a party he’s hosting 2 hours and a final caller prays to her cat as God. There is something in the wall. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    THE LONE COSPLAYER

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2025 89:30 Transcription Available


    A caller living with a personality disorder tries to shift their perspective and do more stuff. We also talk about a guy I knew who had a hook for a hand. Later a meteorologist tries to make friends in a new town and a delivery driver has to pay for the pizza at the pizza place they work at. It’s fucked up. Your tail light is out. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I USED TO BE TROUBLE”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2025 90:15 Transcription Available


    A caller explains how their life has evolved since leaving behind their hoodlum life in Bakersfield CA. Later a caller turns his life around after losing his virginity and a final caller goes to a $5 basement show. I am very hungry. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M A FARMER”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2025 97:06 Transcription Available


    A caller tells me how growing up on his family’s farm shaped him into the person he is now, and tells small town stories of blowing up refrigerators and doing donuts in a truck. He was a fascinating man and I hope he doesn’t die. Afterwards I talk to a caller who may or may not be having a baby, and a caller tries to make the best of rained on plans. Yes it is true. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M A CRUISE SHIP MUSICIAN”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2025 122:28 Transcription Available


    A caller explains how they went from busking on the streets to becoming a nautical rock star. We talk about the best and worst places around the globe to perform in the streets, navigating being famous on a boat, and the emotional highs and lows of the musician life. Afterwards I compare notes with a caller about having a crazy adhd brain, and how that feels when you’re 22 vs 27. Then a final caller navigates a situation with a weird new uncle. Please sign on the dotted line. I am a gecko.GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I AM A FIREFIGHTER”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2025 59:32 Transcription Available


    A firefighter explains how “existential spite” has driven him throughout his life so far. I’ve realized these descriptions don’t need to be that long. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    GECKMAIL: THE FLESHLIGHT UPDATE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2025 89:51 Transcription Available


    In this episode I sit in a room alone and talk to myself for like 90 minutes reading viewer emails and ranting. Those email topics include ayahuasca, fleshlights, scams, trees, crazy dreams, the elderly. Other things too. Viewer mail baby!!!!! Viewer mail!!!!!! Time to murder a table. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I AM A HEARSE ENTHUSIAST”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2025 97:41 Transcription Available


    On this episode I talked to a caller with an extremely interesting life. He makes $11000 metal cactuses, drives a hearse, sold his independently made horror movie to Shutter, plays competitive pinball, and is about to attend his first hearse convention. A truly enigmatic man. Then I rant to a caller about how the hell people manage to floss daily and talk to another caller in Canada about their desire to not have to ever talk to anyone. It’s time to make out with Indiana Jones. I am a gecko. Sorry. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “MY MOM SOLD MY POKÉMON CARDS”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2025 73:02 Transcription Available


    A caller reflects on the effects his social masking has had on his life, how his mom stole $100k of Pokémon cards from him, how he got thru a rough divorce, and other things. He was a really interesting guy and it was a great call. Afterwards I go on a very long Dave Ramsey-esque rant to an 18 year old about living at home to save money. I might go get really into darts. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “AM I WASTING MY TIME?”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2025 106:18 Transcription Available


    I talked to a caller living in the Czech Republic for like over an hour and a half. The conversation felt like it evolved significantly into a lot of things. It started very meta and then we got into the idea of wasted time, why he became a dad at 21, differences between life in Europe vs life in the US, and other stuff. It was a really good conversation. I don’t know what else to tell you to convince you that it’s worth listening to. But it is. I promise. What else are u gonna do? U can even do something else while you listen to it. Tits. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “MY FRIEND'S HUSBAND IS SUS”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2025 96:18 Transcription Available


    A caller tries to figure out if her friend’s husband stole her debit card, I talk to a crane operator about the future of the world, and the guy from a few episodes ago who went insane in Alaska calls back in and we talk about the philosophy of absurdism and try not to go insane again. There is a wet sock in the bathtub. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “MY MOM HATES MY POLY LIFESTYLE”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2025 103:16 Transcription Available


    I really liked this episode. You should listen to it. A caller’s mother disapproves of her polyamorous lifestyle, a caller works with AI to keep a “weed journal”, and I talk with a caller about how to become better than everyone else. It is time. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A FETISH FOR SICKNESS”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2025 97:45 Transcription Available


    On this episode I read viewer emails while pondering and ranting. The ponder topics include thirst traps, finding shit on the side of the road, a flu fetish, and a lot of ranting about GTA 6. And other stuff. Pls listen. The tooth fairy is not real and an asshole. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I WAS BANNED FROM ROBLOX”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2025 83:45 Transcription Available


    A caller explains how she was banned from Roblox at the age of 31, I try to convince an Australian man to call a lawyer instead of me, and a final caller lobotomizes too many mice. Do not eat the grass. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “THINGS KEEP FIZZLING OUT”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2025 63:21 Transcription Available


    A caller from Denmark might open an exotic animal sanctuary, I give a caller $5 for no reason, and a final caller gets involved with a missing leg. I burnt the cake. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    GECK IRL: another lovely day at the park

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 94:53 Transcription Available


    I went out to talk to people at the park as a gecko. Those people include a traveling videographer who just returned from El Salvador, a guy who grew up in NYC during the 70s, a rap genius, a lady from Norway, and other interesting people that are alive. Pick that up. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    BATHROOM KETAMINE THERAPY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2025 94:53 Transcription Available


    A caller’s life is changed with the help of a plot of land, an ex-girlfriend, rave music, ketamine, and a Tinder superlike. Afterwards I catch up with a guy who came on stage as one of my favorite interviews from my Europe tour and a final caller destroys my optimism. I’m sure the landlord won’t mind if you put tacs in the wall. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I WANT TO DO NOTHING”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 98:37 Transcription Available


    A caller with no passions attempts to live a life that requires as little effort as possible, I talk to a med school graduate about robot doctors, and a final caller claims they can bench 540lbs but is definitely lying. It’s a left up ahead. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M A ZOOKEEPER”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2025 92:36 Transcription Available


    A zookeeper calls in to talk about her job, a caller tells me how having three kids changed him for the better, a caller idolizes Ozzy Osbourne, I talk to a caller about how energy drinks cure all of life’s ailments, and a final caller’s ex gets a concerning tattoo. If you’re reading this, congratulations. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I'M STRANDED ON A BOAT”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2025 94:09 Transcription Available


    Conversations with a caller who is currently stranded on a boat, a caller who overcame their agoraphobia and lives in a sick 3 bedroom trailer, and a final caller who beat a 4 year Benadryl addiction. It is time to eat an ant. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    GECK IRL: “I'M FINALLY AT PEACE”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025 86:29 Transcription Available


    I recorded this episode in real life in Washington Square Park in NYC. It was sick. I talked to a guy who finally made his father proud, a guy who grew up living in a restaurant, an aspiring AI regulation lawyer, two friends who want to be influencers, a guitar company owner who gives me hope for the future, and many other cool people. There is a copy of Spiderman 2 stuck in the DVD player. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    FORGET YOUR GROCERIES FOREVER

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2025 73:35 Transcription Available


    A caller and I talk about the beautiful redundancies of life, an Amazon driver is the best person I’ve ever met, and a caller from England talks about her online dating experience.I like your haircut. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “WE MOVED IN FAST”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 98:16 Transcription Available


    A caller tells the story of moving in with a Tinder match after only 2 months, and how she helped him to reconnect with his mom after years of no contact. Afterwards a rapper named Crazy wonders if he should quit his dreams and a final caller debates if he should become a Canadian citizen to chase a situationship. Someone get me a Yoo-Hoo right now. This is a free ad for Yoo-Hoo. I fucking love Yoo-Hoo. I am a gecko.Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “MY FAMILY DROPPED ME”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2025 88:16 Transcription Available


    A caller is dropped by his family, we talk about how to deal with a lot of the crazy shit in life. Then a caller reminisces about the Boy Scouts, a caller is hesitant about moving abroad, and a final caller is Canadian as hell. After the callers, we have a little segment on the streets of Bangkok Thailand where we interview a server at a BBQ restaurant about his life. I think it’s pretty cool. If you want to watch the full thing you can do it here: https://youtu.be/3a6t6p6_fcY Thank you for hosting this dinner party. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I LIVE IN A CAVE”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 90:13 Transcription Available


    A caller moves away from his home country in Poland to live a bohemian lifestyle in a cave on the Canary Islands. After that I talk to a film industry worker dealing with the uncertainty of his gig, and a caller and I discuss why 27 feels older than 31. It is time to take an Advil. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I FINALLY LOST MY VIRGINITY”

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 85:35 Transcription Available


    A caller has sex and wins a fist fight, a nurse worries they’ll become like their older coworkers, a caller gets in trouble at work, and a final caller tells stories of working as a bouncer in Nashville. Have you seen my keys? I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    “I LIVE IN A HIPPIE TOWN”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2025 79:13 Transcription Available


    A caller settles down after a tumultuous life, an electrician makes big moves, a caller attempts to join a knitting club, and a final caller tries to live his American dream. Be careful with matches. I am a gecko. Send an email to therapygeckomail@gmail.com to maybe have it possibly read on the show potentially. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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