A once a week, comically shallow dive into the world of idioms. We'll explore idiom lore, news and origins with a twist. 30 minutes to lighten up your week and get challenged by a riddle.
Hearing impaired protesters..WHAT DO WE WANT.. Hearing Aids.. WHEN DO WE WANT IT.. Hearing Aids.
My Dad always said to fight fire with fire... An amazing father. Terrible firefighter
What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino... elephino
Whether it is the same or different kettle of fish... why are there fish in a kettle
I think I am allergic to cats. Either that or I undercooked it.
I am worried that when people carve on trees to display love.. why are they bringing a knife on a date
SCENE. man laying in the back seat of a Jeep. ACTION. Hi. I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jackass
I can guess what is inside wrapped items.. you can say it is a gift.
You can follow Will Smith in a storm by looking for fresh prints.
I have not decided if I am a plans up in the air person or not.
Vintage cleaner for an english wrench... spic and spanner.
Dear Satan... for Christmas I want a cure for my dyslexia.
I am not sure if Humpty Dumpty is good nursery rhyme. I am on the fence about it.
That makes me want to jump off a 300 foot ocean cliff... sounds like a bluff.
Have you experienced those fish that eat dead skin... way cheaper way to deal with grandpas body
My friend told me he had hearing lost and I asked if he was sure. He says he is deaf in it.
A little known fouth wise man brought Jesus protein powder.. it was whey in a manger
I have interrogating my dog for hours and he still will not tell me who is a good boy
The inventor of wind chill died this week at 86 but it felt like 67
Sharks circle humans before eating them to make them not taste like crap
The horse medalert bracet. I have fallen and can not giddyup
If you do not pay back that loan for an exorcism you will get repossessed
That Icelandic dog has a bjork worse than its bjite.
That is not authentic Vietnamese soup. It is faux pho.
Instead of last will and testament.. It should be called a dead giveaway
Aquatic happenings below the viaduct with Simon and Garfunkle
What is up a blind alley and has holes in it... Batmans parents
The big booty receptionist with the lisp was not at work today. She must have called in thicc
The bowling alley killer is still at large. Police warn he may strike again.
a friend of mine does voodoo acupuncture. you do not even have to go.
One minute you are young and fun... The next minute you are turning down the stereo in the car so you can see better.
Large bodies of water have rogue waves, rogue holes and crooked waves. Sounds like scoliocean.
A rolling stone grows no moss so leave no stone unturned unless of course you want moss.
Having a massive head is a hard secret to keep under your hat
Darth Vader is American because he favours the Imperial System
The swordfish has few natural predators, except the penfish which is mightier
Some birds eat other birds so I guess you could say Dahmer eats like a bird
What is with these drug dealers putting their business in other peoples noses
Why put the leap day in winter when white months can not leap
Portcullis!. drawbridge!. moat!... excuse my outbursts. I have turrets.
A doctor specializing in Adams apples is a guyneckologist
You can have a beer belly. You can be a belly dancer. You can not be a beer belly dancer.