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I have contained my Week 1 rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon the NFL like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile busts! Begone from me! A starting lineup? This Guy Sucks needs a finishing lineup!
The much-anticipated return of TGS is here and boy is it a doozy. There's more pressure on NFL teams and players this year than a Joe Biden telepromter. Check out a sneak peak of where we've been and where we're going.
The much-anticipated return of TGS is here and boy is it a doozy. There's more pressure on NFL teams and players this year than a Joe Biden telepromter. Check out a sneak peak of where we've been and where we're going.
Alex Caruso from Fresh Fantasy walks Blind Date season to it's door and politely thanks it for a wonderful evening. Topics include:Jonathan Taylor's affect on draft boardsTwitter analyzing vs Video analysing Mind-blowing ADPsSunday drinks and hangover curesTony Pollard Timeand much, much more.
The FFBuffalo himself Schuyler from JWB stops by the show to help us face our fantasy football fears for the 2023 NFL season.Fears include:New Schmes, Mo ProblemsThe fades that went too farThe TE pool is shallowUnderestimating the NFC Southand as always, much more.
Wyatt B from JWB Fantasy helps Blind Date celebrate 30 episodes with style, grace, and beer. Topics include:Eagles RBs: trap or opportunity?Single QB league strategiesBest current slang termsPlayers people should be talking more aboutWhy people refuse good fantasy advice and much, much more
Zareh Kantzabedian from the Football Guys goes day-podding on Blind Date. Topics include:Saquon Barkley and Josh Jacobs back-up plansIs the Chiefs 2024 WR1 even on the team?Do we all become Larry David eventually?Scott Fish Bowl 13 team breakdownsWatching NFL games at someone else's house: Overrated/Underrated/Properly-RatedAnd much, much more.
FantasyNerdBoi from Dynasty Degens keeps the good times rolling as we make football in July feel at home. Topics include:DeAndre Hopkins to the Titans: Now what?Transitioning from redraft to dynasty Pyramid/Multi-level marketing schemes Make or Break players for 2023WRs with a chance to crack the top 5 this year.and much, much more.
Dave Kluge from FootballGuys welcomes Blind Date back from hiatus as we start to gear up for the season of a lifetime. Topics include:Scott Fish Bowl 13 reflectionsVeteran WR ADPs: fair or foul?Real hot takes vs fake ones2023 Fantasy Bounceback Player of the YearA day in the life of a fantasy analystand as always, much much more
Michael Reedy joins the show as the two of us deep dive into some funky stuff.Topics include:1. Late round draft strategies2. Who is the TE3 after Kelce and Andrews?3. How to properly fire someone4. SFB13 scoring5. Who is this year's Josh Jacobs?and much, much more
Britt Flynn from Fantasy Alarm and The Lightning Round kicks off Gemini season on Blind Date as we set the tone for what is expected from a great interview. Topics include:Sneaky Bestball stacksNot being able to stand "The Office"Does the Cowboys WR/RB train keep on rolling?Are the Jets a trap?The best musician to play at live fantasy draftsand much more!
The master of fantasy advice and dad jokes himself Brett B joins an excellent Blind Date full of the good stuff.Topics include:1. The Jonathan Taylor return2. Staying positive on Twitter3. Why does the trade process feel so dirty?4. Copy and Paste Dolphins?5. Society's lack of progressand much, much more
Faith Enes, CoFounder of Women of Fantasy Football, drops by for a Blind Date appearance packed with more fire than a Sunny D Vodka Seltzer. Topics include:1. Proper mock draft conduct (or misconduct)2. Succession season finale3. Which Hard Seltzer is currently king?4. Fantasy Receipts...destined to fail?5. Dealing with your fantasy football nemesis
Brian Drake (SiriusXM Fantasy, FantasyPoints) lets more good times roll than a group of hippies at Burning Man.Topics include:1. Is Austin Ekeler still that dude?2. ADPs so good they'll make you wanna slap your mama3. Would you rather be the shortest person in the world or be on TV 24/7?4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers fantasy outlook 5. Mistakes that content creators fall victim toand much, much. more
Blind Date with Matt Donnelly (DynastyVipers) will be the moment in time that historians look back to and say "they figured it all out." Topics include:1. Training camp positional battles2. The meaning of life3. FCEliminator strategy4. Lesson from the 2022 season5. "My guys" for 2023and much, much more
Underdog DFS/Bestball writer Tom Strachan celebrates 20 Blind Dates with a pop and sizzle not found in the continental United States. Topics include:1. The case for and against Anthony Richardson2. Catfights with other analysts3. Incorporating team schedules into drafts4. Why isn't laser tag more fun?5. 49ers/Raiders pass-catchers outlookand much, much more
Senior Writer for DLF Football and the most humble analysist in the game Peter Howard brightens up our day the Blind Date way as the two of us have an extended chat.Topics include:1. How the Twitter algorithm affects us as content creators2. Vacated targets: an epidemic?3. QBs to buy, QBs to sell4. Bellcow RBs, to be or not to be5. What's an appropriate sock budget?and much, much more
Blind Date with Mitch from Canada was so hot that my wife is actually borderline jealous for the first time in our relationshipTopics include:1. Draft Winners and Boozers2. Who is winning Succession?3. Maximizing FF Mock Drafts4. Is there enough Adderall in society?5. Least exciting FF teamsand much, much more
Jake Parry, content contributor for JWB and cohost of 2AvgHusbands podcast, puts down Love is Blind and picks up Blind Date as the two of us blaze the trail.Topics include:1. Embarrasing NFL Draft takes2. Lions WRs...what is happening?3. Being a dog person in a human world4. Can Mexican drug cartels chill?5. Realistic Justin Fields expectationsand much, much more
Frank Ammirante, a Sr. Sports Writer for The Game Day, brings Blind Dates back with insight few can match. Join the two of us as we unpack life's great mysteries;Topics include:1. The breakthrough moment for content creators2. Biggest offseason losers3. How many drinks are too many?4. Ranking the 2022 WR class5. Mistakes guys make when picking up chicksand much, much more.
2022 King's Classic Auction Champ, Fantasy Alarm affiliate, and Rick Astley superfan Kevin Tompkins raises the Blind Date tide with style and grace.Topics include1. Being authetnic in the FF world2. Why you shouldn't fight in front of the POTUS3. 2023 fantasy landmines4. A day in the life of an analyist 5. Movie Theater OBJ truthersand much, much more!
Director of Content for Fantasy Domain, pizza stan, and noted pregancy sympathizer JCJDynasty leaves a mark on the stage that may last an eternity.Topics include:1. Worst NFL draft takes2. Die Hard...sure....okay?3. Timelines for dynasty rebuilds4. Aliens: Underrated/Overrated/Properly-rated?5. Players getting ready to lose a stepand much, much more
Blind Date with LWOS' Mike Kashuba will make you realize you picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Mike comes flying in off the top rope as we hammer out topics such as:1. Transitioning from Anchor RB to Zero RB2. What's up with China?3. Steelers/Seahawks seasonal previews4. Secret sauce to a dynasty rebuild5. Perfect public bathroomsand much, much more.
Contributor for IDPGuys and P2WFantasy Brandon Blanco kicks off a historic debut of Blind Date After DarkBDAD is where the beer flows like wine and beautiful fantasy football takes instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano.Topics include:1. Gabe Davis or Kadarius Toney?2. Punched in the face by a smaller woman or pepper sprayed?3. Jonathan Taylor, yay or nay?4. Breakout IDP players5. As always, much much more
Cohost of the Pitch Pass Pod and future NFL scout Brandon Karkiewicz puts his keys in the fishbowl as we break new ground on Blind DateTopics include:1. Rookie draft must-have's2. What's up with the Middle East?3. Bounce-back candidates4. The next DJ Moore?5. and much, much more
Scott Simpson from FF Millionaires dives right in without asking any questions as the two of us try to enlighten the fantasy football world.Topic include:1. Where to begin when researching an upcoming season2. WR2 Theory 3. What would the world look like without analytics?4. Worst TV shows of the modern era5. Much, much more
Thomas Ward, aka The Fantasy Football Dad, kicks off his day the Chuck Bass way by sharing his top pick for QB bust of 2023, the best SNL cast of all time, and how being a father has impacted the way he plays the game.
Lead NFL analyst for Fantasy Alarm and TE guru Andrew Cooper cancels all his plans for the day as we drink an unnecessary amount of bourbon and deep dive into:1. What people misunderstand about the TE position2. The most overhyped offense of 20233. Arguing with strangers online4. An inexplicable amount of Pepsi Peeps and Pitbull talk5.. Much, much more
Fantasy football veteran and dance-floor enthusiast Ryan Kennedy comes on board as we lament the players that got away, preview top positional players for 2023, and process whether or not Aaron Rodgers' career has been a success
TSS Fantasy/law-abiding citizen Justin Herrera, aka Richard Cooper, pops in to fawn over Austin Ekeler, determine when it's acceptable to send food back, and dump all over Zero RB
The Fantasy Coach JB Barry helps us process the emotional weight of NFL Free Agency. We also dip our toes into March Madness, what crimes we'd commit if the Purge was real, and that one guy in your leagues that you can't stand losing to.And much, much more
Recorded minutes after the Bears/Panthers trade, Jagger May from FantasyInFrames drops in super hot as we ponder what our 1st crush would think of us now, wonder why Trey Lance doesn't get the benefit of the doubt, ponder worst last-call drinks, and debate whether or not Mac Jones is good
Kyle Lindemann, aka Luck is Made, joins us as we recount horrific fantasy memories, which head coaches need to be given the Chris Rock treatment, and determine the ideal price for a well-made cocktail
The Dynasty Santa himself, Steve Tomasin, stops by as we debate Kornheiser vs Wilbon, what to expect from TEs in dynasty, and whether or not being shot in the leg is actually that big of a deal
The inaugural episode of the soon-to-be award winning interview series kicks off as Ron Nevada stops by to talk about what pissed him off the most about the 2022 fantasy football season, what TV shows need to be cancelled, and when the US will decide to legalize nitrous for in-home use.
Do you have your Magnum condoms and your wad of $100s? Are you ready to plow?
In a very special fireside chat, Rob Anderson stops by in this episode about fantasy psychological warfare. What would happen in your league if you dropped players some might deem........undroppable?
Only one man can be angry enough to express the feelings we all have right now, and that man is Ari Gold
The NFL is making a pubey salad and they need some Chuck's Own Dressing
A preview of what is to come from This Guy Sucks Season 2
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