Two drunk friends talk about Myths, Legends, conspiracy theories and the supernatural! Wait, has this been done before? Ah, screw it! Lets do it anyways!
We’ve had a fun ride doing this podcast. We’ve learned a lot, we’ve laughed a lot, and we’ve drank a lot of wine. But as many great things do, it is time for this podcast to end. We both feel ready to move on to other creative endeavors. Thank you to everyone who listened, and … Continue reading Ep. 56 The Final One (Barking up a Cryptid Tree Part 3) →
At long last, Part 2 is here. Tons of little fluff monsters to aw at and baby talk to. From the lesser known Boat Hound, the the Michigan Dog Man and many more, we’re talking about Canine Cryptids once again and we just cant get enough, because this episode was so long we had to … Continue reading Ep. 55 Barking up a Cryptid Tree Part 2 →
Warwoolfes, Black Dogs and Hoo Hoo’s! Oh my! Due to a shipping error This Myth Again Emporium is currently overstocked with Canine Cryptids and we’re passing the savings on to YOU! Come hear about our Black Shucks, our, Wulvers, and Breasts of Bray Road, All at rock bottom prices! Everything must go, so expect this … Continue reading Ep.54 Barking up a Cryptid Tree →
This episode we look back into conspiracies about previous presidents, from Thomas Jefferson all the way to Obama. We also look at the Curse of Tippecanoe, Presidents and UFO encounters, and President secret societies (spoilers: we’re bringing back the Concatenated Order of Hoo-Hoo). BABOW is Victoria Woodhull the first woman to run for president. Also, … Continue reading Ep.53 A Presidential Echo Chamber →
It’s a Halloween Spooktacular! Ghost stories galore that were supposed to be scary, but… well, you’re hearing them from us. And we’re about as scary as a paper bag. Also there was a missed opportunity in all the break-in horror stories that we told. We should have made the pun “Booglar” but we missed it. … Continue reading Ep.52 Ghostess With the Mostess →
If you still have any brain cells left from Part 1, we invite you to kill what is left with part 2 of the maddening concept of time. This time we get into Phantom Time Theory, The Trump Time conspiracy, and for the pièce de résistance, a shallow dive into the deep abyss of how … Continue reading Ep. 51 A confusing Musing About Time Part 2 →
We’re out of our depth on this one. There are few topics that we are less qualified to talk about, but we did it anyways. This time, we tackle time. And then we proceed to assault it with our own special brand of comedy. Bad Ass Bitch this week is Ruth Bader Ginsburg … Continue reading Ep. 50 A Confusing Musing About Time Part 1 →
This time we take a look into the amazing power of worms! From the lowliest little earth worms, to the mighty worms of legend, some of the more stranger species of worms, and even the ramblings of a mad man. We legitimately became fascinated by this topic, which may seem mundane to many, but trust … Continue reading Ep. 49 Who Does that Little Worm Think He Is? →
You’ve herd the story, you’ve seen the movie, now hear it all again by two people who are definitely not experts. Minimal research, maximum tangents, questionable sanity. This is, The Mothman. This weeks BABOW is Tarpé Mills. Also, if you hate Racism and love Mothman, you can sign this petition to replace every confederate statue … Continue reading Ep. 48 I Saw A Mothman! →
COVID-19 Cover ups, NASA Just wants you to spend time with your Family, the difference between comets, metiers and asteroids, and some ancient views of what Comets were Octopi are Aliens brought to Earth by Metiors. Oh, and birds have creepy feet. BAB Caroline Herschel Sources: http://deepimpact.umd.edu/science/comets-cultures.html#caption1 https://www.astro.keele.ac.uk/workx/comets/index2.html http://www.skyscript.co.uk/comets.html http://defendgaia.org/bobk/bronze.html http://www.ancienttexts.org/library/mesopotamian/gilgamesh/tab11.htm https://www.vofoundation.org/faith-and-science/the-pope-and-the-comet/ … Continue reading Ep. 47 NASA’s Plot to Force Family Time, and Other Comets →
We’re back at it again with Atlantis. Adam joins us to dissect this massive topic. If you listen to this one first, you will find yourself confused. So listen to Part 1 first, please. Talking points: Various Atlantis myths, and the Minoans. Spoilers, It’s Still All Fan-Fiction!
Returning to the show for his second time, it’s Adam! Here to tell us more Nazi Conspiracies, this time entirely about their search for Atlantis. We brush up against all the Atlantis theories between this and the next episode, leaving no stone untouched if not unturned. We drink Creticos Wine from Greece. Get ready to … Continue reading Ep 45 Atlan-tis And It Atlan-tisn’t →
Finally, We return with Part 2! No special Drink for this ep, but we do have a lot of interesting things to say about the Arthurian Legends. Merlin, Morgan Le Fey, Lancelot and Guenevere, and the Round Table. This week our BAB is Khawlah bint al-Azwar. Sources:http://www.ancienttexts.org/library/celtic/ctexts/culhwch.htmlhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_Table https://vault.hanover.edu/~battles/arthur/affair.htm https://www.ancient.eu/Guinevere/ http://www.yorku.ca/inpar/geoffrey_thompson.pdf https://www.ancient.eu/Lancelot/ http://www.heroofcamelot.com/docs/Lancelot-Knight-of-the-Cart.pdf https://www.thoughtco.com/did-merlin-exist-112461 https://yalebooks.yale.edu/book/9780300144895/true-history-merlin-magician … Continue reading Ep.44 The Once and Future King (Pt. 2) →
This week, we bring you the legend of King Arthur and drink King Malbec Wine. After some super sleuthing, and reading of original sources, (thanks to Jill) we bring you what we think is a mostly accurate history of the King and Excalibur. But what about the other Arthurian characters? Well dear listeners, Stay Tuned. … Continue reading Ep. 43 The Once And Future King (King Arthur Pt.1) →
This week we are again drinking whatever we can find in our house and talking about the Kennedy’s. We have the origins of the Kennedy Curse, all Kennedy deaths, the conspiracies behind JFK and RFK’s deaths. Our BAB this week is Maud West, a Female Detective in London in the Early 1900’s. Sources: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_curse https://ivarfjeld.com/2013/05/22/joseph-kennedy-cursed-him-self-and-his-children/ … Continue reading Ep. 42 The Case of the Cursed Kennedy Treasure →
This week we Drink whatever we have in our house (thanks COVID-19), and talk about the creepy childhood toys possessed with spirits or demons. HAUNTED DOLLS, Which apparently want to kill you, but if you dig deeper, some of them seem pretty chill. Some of them. For our BAB we tell you the story … Continue reading Ep. 41 Haunted Dolls →
Come aboard with us on our adventure through tall tales and torn sails. We drink Sailors Superstition Red Blend and talk about 10 different ghost ships in this super long episode. But what else are you going to do in this lock down? BAB this week is Sara Faulkner who need a movie about her … Continue reading Ep. 40 Ghost Ships →
Welcome to witchcraft attempt number 2. Sorry about the terrible sound quality, a witch cursed this episode to be bad. Jill drinks Incanto Chardonnay, Kim drinks Whiskey and ginger ale. The Iron Maden The Skull Crusher The Breast Ripper The Judas Cradle https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/61852/6-types-witches-around-world https://witchcraftandwitches.com/witchcraft/history-ancient/ https://www.history.com/topics/folklore/history-of-witches https://www.history.com/topics/halloween/history-of-witches-1-video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPSwnit_vr4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YQJsbbWNA https://www.medievalchronicles.com/medieval-torture-devices/
Against our better Judgement, we drank Corona Beer so that we could bring you a bunch of different Conspiracy theories about a number of pandemics through out History. From the Black Death to today’s Corona. The corona Conspiracies may be out of date already because we record a Week ahead of our release. Badass … Continue reading Ep. 38 Ma Ma Ma My Carona! And Other Diseases! →
This Episode, we talk Crop circles and drink Concentric Petite Sirah Reserve. We lay out our plans to make crop circling part of the summer Olympics, and Jill puts on Icy Hot because she thinks it will cool her off. It does not. And Kim sings a song about getting high and then gets lost … Continue reading Ep. 37 Your Crop Circling 2030 Olympic Team →
You got the history, now its time to taste the conspiracies. Weather Control, Illuminati, and reptilian, its about to get wet and wild up in here. Our BABOW is Henrietta Szold. The Rothschilds control the Weather A D.C. Council member, Trayon White Sr. was driving to work one morning when it started snowing. He posted … Continue reading Ep.36 The Rothschilds (Pt.2) →
You Know them, You Love them, they secretly rule us all, they are The Rothschilds. We drink Barons de Rothschild 2017 Selection Prestige Bordeaux, and tell you about the history of the family and then we discover the Human Singularity of Insanity. The first in the family to use the Rothschild name was Izaak … Continue reading Ep. 35 The Rothschilds and The Human Singularity of Insanity (Pt. 1) →
Saddle up the horses and get ready for a wild adventure. We are Drinking Angels and Cowboys Rose, and Unruly Red Blend. We break your Hollywood fantasy of the Wild West, take you on an alien hunt, and then haunt your dreams with some Wild West ghost stories. Our BAB this week was Helen Hunt … Continue reading Ep. 34 The Progressive Wild West Camelboys →
Hark the herald Angels sing, Santa’s really cat fishing. We drink Ugly Sweater Wine, So come and sit to pass the time. Jill the Bard Tells a tale, Of 13 Yule Lads sure to make you Wail. Kim has Found a the insane ramblings, of a Professor who’s mind is scrambling. Bad Ass … Continue reading Ep. 33 Holiday Vomit 2019 →
Grab your winter gear and bundle up, were going on a CIA sanctioned Yeti Hunt. We drink Elysian Bifrost Pale Ale and look deeper into a topic we glossed over when we first started this show over a year ago. BAB this week is Fanny Bullock Workman. Highlights: the Abominable Snowman … Continue reading Ep. 32 The Yeti is a Fascist →
The most Awkward show on the internet presents an evening on the Titanic. Set sail with us on a voyage into myth and conspiracy. What really happened to the Unsinkable Ship that sank on it’s maiden voyage? On the 15th of April, 1912 on its maiden voyage, the RMS Titanic hit an iceberg off … Continue reading Ep. 31 An Awkward Titanic… Thingy →
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary. The myth, the legend… so many legends. This is getting out of hand. Can we just all pick one story and go with it? Fuck! We’re drinking Jill’s creative take on a Bloody Mary because we both don’t like tomato juice in our alcohol. Champagne, pomegranate liquor, and cranberry … Continue reading Ep. 30 Oh Darnley, It’s Bloody Mary →
We’re going all the way back to the stone age and tracing the history the walking dead. Then we take a nice tour through Haiti and discover the true nature of Zombies and why Hollywood has it all wrong. Then we learn they ways in which the Revenant may actual exist and also the ways … Continue reading Ep. 29 Zombies, and the Walking Dead →
You have died of dysentery. You have also stumbled onto a wacky and wild adventure into the chemtrail conspiracy. We opened a bottle of Velvet Fog Pinot Noir and headed out on that dusty trail. I’m making Oregon Trail references. Are they landing? BAB this week in Lee Ya-Ching. Texas Revenge Recipe You will need … Continue reading Ep: 28 Adventures on the Chem Trail →
We’re drinking the tea and Dishing the Goss on Aliens. Get ready for some history, different types of aliens, abduction stories, and even a magic spell sure to get you abducted. Someone call our BAB of the Week, Jill Tarter, and tell her it’s on. It’s Magic Time! This is more like a … Continue reading Ep. 27 Interview With an Alien →
We drank white russians because we’re talking about the Chernobyl disaster. Why it blew its top, nuclear power, mutant monsters, if it was a Russian or CIA Cover-up and conspiracies, Chernobyl HIV trolls, aliens, and religious prophecies. This is the link to the photos of Chernobyl before it exploded. I looked … Continue reading Ep. 26 Chernobyl’s Open Asshole →
Mutants! They are among us. Hiding in plain sight. And this time we are calling them out. Give a shout if your are a mutant! Our drink for this episode was Beyond ordinary Red Blend. The few drops that we had while recording were very good, the rest of the bottle that was finished after … Continue reading Ep. 25 Mutants with Frenard Frederico Francis Francisco →
It’s the end of season one and we’re drinking Ghost Pines Merlot with special guest, Other Kim! Wet your pallet with a taste of ghosts from cultures around the world. Then, sip on a variety of different types of ghosts, before you finally chug down the whole bottle full of paranormal stories from our own … Continue reading Ep. 23 Ghosting Till Season 2 →
This episode we explored the mysterious underground bunkers of the Denver Airport and unearth the nefarious true meaning behind the Nazi and phallic imagery of the murals and runways.
Come with us to the bowels of the earth, share a glass of Volcano Blush from the Volcano Winery in Hawaii, and meet the intelligent advanced civilization living with in. They’re a little preachy about how we’re fucking up the world and they’re gonna have to save us, but pay no mind to that.
We’re back for part 2 of Oak Island. This time we look into the Knights Templar connection of the Money Pit and what they might have hidden so far down.
In part 1 of our Oak Island Investigation, we drink Event Horizon’s Black Hole Cabernet Sauvignon, Jill tells us about the history of the money pit and how this whole myth got started. We get a beautiful example of Einstein’s definition of insanity, and realize along the way that TV has ruined the internet.
The two of us down a bottle of Apothic Inferno and, invite demons to live within us, as we look into the correlation between drug use and demonic possession. We start the church of Rege. For he is the savior who bring us our daily drugs. By which we mean coffee. Also, the Illuminati is … Continue reading Ep.19 Rege Be with You →
Hey all! This week we are exploring the problematic conspiracy of flat Earth as well as a fun little quickie about the nonexistence of rocks and forests at the end to top off the nonsense. To go with our conspiracy, we are drinking True Myth–because no words could more fittingly describe what we’re going to … Continue reading Ep. 18 The Otherside of Asgard →
This time we are chatting about pirates and drinking 22 Pirates Red Blend. Check out the truth behind the accent, buried treasure, and the early failures of Sir Francis Drake.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction, and that’s what we have this week. There’s enough disturbing and ridiculous truths to Hitler and the Nazis that we barely had space to slip in a few even more ridiculous myths. We, and a guest, double-fisted a glass of Barenjager honey liquor and Franziskaner Hefeweisse (beer) and explore … Continue reading Ep. 16 Nazi Quest To Find the Holy Grail, and the Magic Spear, and all the Macaroni Art in the World →
Not the pod we planned to bring you this week, but we were gonna do it eventually. From hopping Vampires from China, to the first woman in Eden, we brought you as much as we could stuff into one episode and yet still did not even scratch the surface. Kim's Sources https://science.howstuffworks.com/science-vs-myth/strange-creatures/vampire.htm http://www.nbcnews.com/id/37981373/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/myths-scientific-realities-about-vampires/#.XHjnurh7mUk https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamashtu … Continue reading Ep. 15 Strigoi, the Vampire Pasta →
Come aboard, don’t be scared. This Myth Again is setting sail for the Bermuda Triangle. Keeps your eyes on the horizon, watch for UFO’s, and whatever you do, don’t trust your navigational devices. From Atlantis to Methane bubbles, we leave no ship wreck un-turned as we search for the truth. Kim's Sources: … Continue reading Ep. 14 Bermuda Alien Base Ho! →
This week we talk about vary ancient and reclusive beings, immortals. To go with this episode we have paired it with a delicious Zinfandel from 1000 Stories. There is some debate on weather immortality is the same as invincibility. Many people think it is, however we and others believe that while, immortals may be hard … Continue reading Ep. 13 The Totally Excellent Adventures of Immortals →
This episode we drink Moscow Mules and talk about Cold War Conspiracy theories. Jill Gives you a nice History lesson, and then Kim confuses you by telling you a ridiculous and harebrained conspiracy theory. The Cold war didn’t really start until the CIA started adding 0’s to the end of their reports on the … Continue reading Ep. 12 My Missile is Bigger than Your Missile! →
In this episode, we uncover the mystery behind the most well known secret society to ever exist. How did a group with only a few thousand members, and only 10 years of known activity come to be blamed for global schemes and political upsets hundreds of years after they were exiled from their homeland? … Continue reading Ep. 11 Illuminati →
This episode we explore the rich history of Santa Clause, from the gift giving to the child whipping and beyond. We also take on a lesser known but equally loved (in some places) holiday figure, Krampus. You better watch out, you better not cry, Baby Jesus is coming to town! Kim's Sources https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/12/131217-krampus-christmas-santa-devil/ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/krampus-could-come-you-holiday-season-180957438/ … Continue reading Ep.10 Furry Nicholas! →
It must have felt like the end of the world with us taking a week off, but don’t worry. We’re back from the dead and coming for you! Anyways, we’re talking about the Apocalypse. Its past, present, and future. So hunker down, ration your food, and brace yourself for nuclear fallout! Armageddon is here! Kim's … Continue reading Ep. 9 The End is Nigh →
It’s a long one this time. Take breaks, hydrate. Make sure you eat… maybe change your blue jeans if needed. We talk generally about the Truth N’ Tricks behind Paranormal Investigators, and go deeper into the careers of Ed and Lorraine Warren. Probably could have gone deeper but Jill had a lot to say. … Continue reading Ep. 8 A Pair of Normal Investigators →
Tonight, under the light of the blood moon, we each drink a bottle of Two Town Cider House, Hollow Jacked, and then we recite the unholy incantations to bring in the night of all hallows eve. Halloween’s History goes back 2000 years ago to Celtic festival Samhain (sawin), which translates to summers end. It marked … Continue reading Ep. 7 Halloween Spooktacular →