Toilet Talk with C.J. Landry

Nickleback came into town and we gotta talk about it. If you like or hate Chad Kroger you'll love this episode either way. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alljokedup/support

Matt Ross is a new Instagram sensation that has been doing standup all over the country the last couple years. We talk about golf, drug abuse, Elon Musk, and surprise Mariachi bands. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alljokedup/support

We've all been unemployed at one point. We talk about it here this week and we go deep on growing up in the north, celebrities, Kyle's older lady experience, and donating sperm --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alljokedup/support

CJ and Kyle talk about Dave Chappelle dropping in at the Mothership, vasectomies, and Irish goodbyes --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alljokedup/support

We sit down and talk to a former radio DJ from Alabama now standup comedian Brent Reed. We talk small town radio, his time growing up in Alabama, and much more! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alljokedup/support

The boys talk about C.J. being almost sent to the pin for weed while driving to a gig in Dallas. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alljokedup/support

Join us on a wildly trashed adventure. We talk sheds, tiny homes, reality tv shows in Louisiana, and JK Rowling's goofy ass. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alljokedup/support

The great Fuzzy Khilji joins us and we go deep on new technology, Wisconsin whites, and we even put Adele to shame by covering one of her classics in a sing along. Thanks for listening! Follow us on IG: @thecjlandry @kyledcomedy @fuzzykill --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alljokedup/support

He hosts the Hot Breath! podcast one of the largest standup comedy network podcasts in the country. He's a family man and a very funny suburban white. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alljokedup/support

A sit down with good 'ol boy Dean Stanfield a local Austin comedian who's killing the game. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alljokedup/support

This one is wild, we watch midgets wrestle, the great cheese wheel race and two words.... Gator Balls. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

Holy Cannoli Maddy Smith just got back from touring Europe with that guy Bert Kreischer.. check it out LIKE & SUBSCRIBE --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

Turns out you can't identify as a cat in North Dakota, in Louisiana you can bite with dentures and Kyle is trying out being gay for 5 seconds. What in the world is this madness! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

Jesus Peyton Manning Christ was this episode just ridiculous. I mean Kyle's head is shaped like the b%$tard child of Olivia Manning, you know Peyton Manning's mom. Check out the stuff Like & Subscribe 02:00 White Trash ASMR 2:30 Xmas decorations still up 7:20 Cowboys game The Browns/Sports uniforms "extra toasty" 18:50 Mushrooms comedy show (Kyle) 19:50 scar head guy (CJ) 21:00 Manning dome (kyle's massive dome) 22:20 Worst concussion 24:50 CJ threw out his back brushing his teeth 27:50 Kyle hates blowjobs 30:00 Video content 32:30 Fire 33:40 CJ's dad almost burned down their house 37:20 the friend who shit himself in 4th grade --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

The boys talk a lot of nonsense in this one mainly people's body parts in and outside the surrounding area of Austin... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

Have you ever lit a firework and it almost blew off your hand? Have you ever gone to a strip club with your girlfriend? Have you ever needed your mom to DD and she ends up more drunk than you? If so, then you'll like this one. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

We are bad uncles, we got low sperm count, we don't really read the news, and we laughed a lot. Follow us on Instagram: @thecjlandry @kyledcomedy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

Is Kyle related to Aaron Paul? Is Bill Belichick autistic? Is valet parking a scam? Is Waffle House an appropriate place for Christmas dinner? AND MORE Please follow us on Instagram: @thecjlandry @kyledcomedy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

Have you ever thought you had AIDS? Do you think Elon is kind of a Karen? Do you know what a drive thru daquiri store is? We get into it. Follow us on Instagram and TikTok: @thecjlandry @kyledcomedy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

We plot out a surefire box office hit starring a white trash superhero and his sidekick cousin. Because we feel white trash isn't represented enough in the Marvel universe, so we wrote a pitch for movie and talked a lot of other nonsense. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

Is Kanye cancelled? Did Frank Sinatra write Anti-German propaganda songs? Do people with over 10 dogs really just wanting children? And more! Enjoy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/alljokedup/support

What up peeps. We talk about the NFL, Austin FC and soccer taking over, heavy metal, Wisconsin volleyball scandal, and women running the world. Follow us on Instagram and Tik Tok @hahajacko @thecjlandry Upcoming Shows: November 11-13 San Antonio Improv with Fahim Anwar --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

WHAT UP. We have been loving the new studio. Please watch the Youtube version of the podcast! Can't Stand Ya Podcast - YouTube Follow us on IG @hahajacko @thecjlandry --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

Welcome to the show! We had Jackson's mom on, and she told us all the things Jackson would never confess himself. Enjoy and laugh along as Jackson gets embarrassed. Follow us on IG @thecjlandry @hahajacko Thank you to our sponsor JOKR Designs. They have the best bongs in the land. Use promo code CSY The code is good for 25% off your entire purchase on https://www.jokrdesigns.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

Reality TV shows are some of my favorite things to make fun of and we go IN on this one. Also we talk that crazy sh** Brett Farve got himself into. Follow us on IG: @hahajacko @thecjlandry DM C.J. for Upcoming Shows: Sep 23-24 Hyenas Fort Worth with Jeremiah Watkins Sep 30 Vulcan Gas Company (Austin) Pure Fun Comedy October 2nd Road Dogs Comedy Show at Cooper's BBQ (Austin) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

Yo what's up Can't Stand Yas. There's a lot of laughs in this one so WE KNOW you'll enjoy it. We got our first sponsor and we're excited because they're the best bongs on planet earth. Use Promo code CSY for 25% off your entire purchase on anything! Purchase today on www.jokrdesigns.com Follow us on Instagram @hahajacko @thecjlandry --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

CJ tells embarrassing stories from performing standup, a new comedy club in Texas, and dating in the new age. Follow us on IG: @thecjlandry @hahajacko Upcoming Shows: September 2-4 with Fahim Anwar --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

We back! In a new studio and feeling fresh. CJ tells a lot of road stories and Avery joins us as the new producer for the first time. Please follow us on Instagram @thecjlandry and @hahajacko DM CJ about Upcoming Shows! 8/26-8/27 Vulcan Gas Company Austin with Craig Conant 9/2-9/4 Addison Improv with Fahim Anwar --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

We're in a new studio thanks to Big Laugh Comedy. Hope you enjoy this shit talking episode where we mostly just hate on each other, Austin, and everyone in the studio, but end up finding common ground in our secret love for Nickelback. Follow us on Instagram @thecjlandry @hahajacko @cantstandyapod DM @thecjlandry for tickets to shows! Upcoming Dates: Lincoln Lodge Chicago 7/27 Skyline Appleton Wisconsin 7/28 Summit City Fort Wayne Indiana 7/30 Louisville Comedy Club 7/31 Hyenas Dallas (feat. for Jeremiah Watkins) 8/12-8/13 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

Jackson comes back from his trip to Amsterdam and tells stories. Also we both tell embarrassing stories that we don't like to admit happened. DM me if you'd like to come to these shows @thecjlandry @hahajacko Upcoming Shows: Lincoln Lodge Chicago 7/27 Skyline Appleton Wisconsin 7/28 State Theater Logansport Indiana 7/29 Summit City Fort Wayne Indiana 7/30 Louisville Comedy Club 7/31 Featuring For Jeremiah Watkins at Hyenas Dallas 8/12-8/13 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

What's up Can't Stand Ya fam, we talk about Jackson's Bonnaroo experience, CJ's still figuring out yoga, and how Jackson is going to Amsterdam to get stds and do drugs. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

Welcome to show! We talk the crawfish boil CJ did, awkward bedroom stories, and what would we do if we had 24 hours left to live, and CJ did yoga, spoiler alert he got mad in the class. Follow us on Instagram! @thecjlandry @hahajacko --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

What's good! We talk to Jackson's mom and CJ talks his about his trip back home. If you don't like going to the dentist, you'll also relate hard to the ending of this one. If you want to come out to a comedy show hmu on Instagram @thecjlandry and follow Jackson @hahajacko Thanks for listening always and please review us! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

Elon Musk is supplying internet for the fam, CJ hates his appliances, Jackson talks about getting hit by a car, also Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's relationship really shit the bed. Follow us on Instagram! @hahajacko @thecjlandry --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

WE BACK. If you don't listen to this whole episode, we aren't friends and we can't stand your ass. But seriously, this episode is one of our best. We talk about how C.J. almost got arrested, foot fetishes, College Station, and the StockX scandal. Follow us on IG: @thecjlandry @hahajacko --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

The road king himself, Tony Casillas, stops in as a guest host and kills it on this episode. We talk about Tony growing up in Germany, bullying, and a bunch of comedy talk (sorry but not really). Upcoming Shows: May 6- Hyenas Fort Worth with Dope City May 7/8- Hyenas Dallas May 12- OKC Bricktown Follow us on Instagram: @comediantonycasillas @thecjlandry Our studio is sponsored by Hard AF Seltzer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

What up fools, we have Jeremiah Watkins on this ep as a guest. You might know him from his time as the leader of the Kill Tony band, Roast Battle on Comedy Central, his new podcast Scissor Bros, or his comedy special on Amazon Prime. He's one of our favorites and we hope you enjoy us goofin with him. Follow us on Instgram: @jeremiahstandup @thecjlandry @hahajacko UPCOMING SHOWS: April 26- San Antonio Improv with Ali Macofsky April 27- Houston Improv April 28- Addison Improv May 6- Hyenas Fort Worth with Dope City May 7/8- Hyenas Dallas May 12- OKC Bricktown --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

Get ready for a wild one. We get into news of Pete and Kim and ghost sightings. CJ talks about getting his car broken into last weekend and falling in love. Jackson brings some great tequila and we got shithoused off seltzers. UPCOMING SHOWS: April 26- San Antonio Improv with Ali Macofsky April 27- Houston Improv April 28- Addison Improv May 6- Hyenas Fort Worth with Dope City May 7/8- Hyenas Dallas May 12- OKC Bricktown Follow us on Instagram: @hahajacko @thecjlandry Our studio is sponsored by Hard AF Seltzer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

CJ and Jackson talk about stories of Air BnBs, Shaq's new chicken joint, Jake from State Farm, and OJ's new viral video. UPCOMING SHOWS: April 26 at LOL San Antonio with Ali Macofsky April 27 at Houston Improv April 28 at Addison Improv May 6 at Hyenas Fort Worth with Dope City May 7/8 at Hyenas Dallas May 12 at OKC Bricktown follow us on IG: @thecjlandry @hahajacko --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

We talk Chris Rock and Will, Jackson's trip to New Orleans, wet dreams, and Lil Ceasars. Follow us on IG @hahajacko @thecjlandry --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

Big week for the podcast, CJ was on Stand Up on The Spot with Jeremiah Watkins and he was on The William Montgomery Show. Please check those out! Also enjoy the episode we talk about New Orleans, assholes opening car windows during road trips, and CJ talks about being involved in a pyramid scheme at 16. Follow us on IG @thecjlandry @hahajacko CHECK OUT MY FRIENDS ART @alison_lowery_art --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

Tim Hanlon is one of two of the Dope City comedy crew. Tim is a 10+ year veteran in the Comedy world. Performing in 30+ states selling out rooms across the country. We talked with him about touring, what it's like being Dave Grohl's cousin, and his new move coming to Austin along with many other things. We appreciate you listening. You can find us on social media @hahajacko @thecjlandry and our guest Tim @timhanlon70 and follow his tour page @dopecitycomedy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

What's up y'all! We had to take a week break because Jackson got locked up for looking like a narc... not really. CJ actually messed up and forgot to press record last week the most important thing to do somehow didn't happen. BUT we go over the awesome Joe List weekend CJ featured for and Jackson's newfound love for Cracker Barrel --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

We take a trip down memory lane to hear about how C.J. was in love with his 5th grade teacher, Jackson comes back from his trip in Colorado, and we give our hot take on the war in Ukraine. Follow us on Instagram @thecjlandry @hahajacko Please review us and hit subscribe! Upcoming shows: March 4-5 Fort Worth Hyenas with Joe List --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

The 2/22/22 episode.... We talk about pooping outside, NBA sneakers, 21 savage being a Pokémon, and do the new this day in history segment. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

This is a very very serious episode where we discuss the trivial societal norms around how to pee-pee and poo-poo in a modern, ever evolving world and political climate. We also talk about the Super Bowl, dummies on Facebook (talking about you Aunt Doddie), and CJ's wild weekend in Corpus Christi with the great Ali Macofsky. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

We call our crushes and ask them on dates, tell crazy sex stories, and teach you a little bit about Roman Empire at the end. Follow us on Instagram @thecjlandry @hahajacko Upcoming Shows: Feb 23 CB Live Pheonix Feb 24 Tempe Improv Feb 25 Pheonix House of Comedy with Josh Adam Myers March 4-5 Hyenas Fort Worth with Joe List --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

The snow and ice came down hard in Austin and we drank fireball, talked snow stories and bad experiences with psychedelics. Follow us on Instagram: @thecjlandry @hahajacko Upcoming shows: February 23 CB Live in Pheonix February 24 Tempe Improv March 4-5 Featuring for Joe List at Fort Worth Hyenas --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

Jackson buys CJ a gas station dick pill for no reason. We hate on pet peeves and the show Naked and Afraid. CJ talks about his time on the road in Houston with Jeremiah Watkins. Follow us on IG: @hahajacko @thecjlandry Upcoming Dates: FEB 23 Standup Live Pheonix FEB 24 Tempe Improv MARCH 4-5 Fort Worth Hyenas with Joe List --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

We deep dive into personal confessions, date stories, shit we can't stand, and the news. Subscribe and review the pod por favor. CJ's gonna be in Houston 1/29-1/29 with Jeremiah Watkins, Arizona in Feb 23-24 at Tempe Improv and Stand Up Live with Dope City. If you would like to come DM CJ on Instagram for tickets! @hahajacko and @thecjlandry on the IG. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support

C.J. comes back from his Florida shows and had a run in with a celebrity comic from the 40's.. Jackson brings the "news" and roasts C.J. for dating a Jewish girl in the past because he's not on the right side of history. Follow our IG @hahajacko @thecjlandry --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cantstandya/support