Tommy's Brownload

Recorded in front of a live audience in Harrow… This one was a whole load of fun! Genuinely want to thank everybody for coming out! It's always great to meet our lovely listeners while we discuss our various issues in the world! Like Kej and his car, a new reality show for America and what the OCI cards mean for NRIs!!

After an awesome international Quiz night in Dubai, Sach and I have the low down on what went down! Kej has watched one of “his types of films” and wants us to get excited about it. There's talk of the worst salad in the world and our take on the whole Gary Lineker events! (We have first hand experience!) And… as if that's not enough... we're getting ready for the live Brownload podcast in Harrow this Sunday (25th May 2025)

After a few technical issues… we are online! Sach is in Dubai and travelled in three times the style! Kej is on the hunt for a hairy Daddy and I've been getting way to close to men in the changing rooms! Plus I'm off to Dubai to host the first ever international Brownload quiz night! And don't forget to grab your tickets to our LIVE recording with an audience in Harrow on Sunday 25th May, (limited spaces left!) head over to: luventertainment.co.uk NOW! 

The very fancy, fashion conscious Met Gala went down and they invited Indian people. If only they could all speak English, then Kej would be happy! Sach is doing his best version of 60 minute home makeovers with his lads and I'm kissing other broadcasters' Dads! Plus there's news of our next Brownload live in Harrow (London) with VERY limited seats! So get your £10 tickets now (all the details are on @thebrownload instagram) - See you there! 

It's only right that when one of us complete a marathon… The other two take the piss out of him! Well done to Kej and all that… But he is walking like he poo'd his pants! And he's not the only sporting sensation… We're catching up on the 14-year-old IPL player and the Eubank / Benn fight! Plus it was National Sausage Day this week… And I did my bit for the cause! 

Kej questions if white people are more generous than brown people when it comes to donating! I think brown people have lost their way and are no longer serving desi food at family gatherings - And Sach has got a problem with metal thaal trays which all brown people love! We're also talking bank holiday weekends, revision timetables and bank holiday shenanigans!

We're all together in Kej's pad talking Usher and his cherries… more controversial Sean Paul lyrics and there's a group of celebrities in space.... And guess what - Sach couldn't give a monkey's!

Still on my holidays but checking in with the Brownload boys for a catch up! Kej is beaming with all the success of a fraudster! And Sach is just so over joyed with life right now! Can I cancel my return flights?

Man, I was jet lagged in this episode! Living my best White Lotus life - I'm in Thailand at the moment! Just in time for there to be a two week heatwave back home! Great!  Sach has been out getting his first trim of 2025 and Kej went for a coffee and got a pleasant surprise!

This podcast is for the dreamers! Those that have had the conversation about what they'd do if they won the lottery! And we're talking Blue Peter, Neha Kakkar (who's feeling emotional on stage) and a situation involving lipstick on a man's shirt from a woman who's not his wife! But it's completely innocent… hmmmm?!

Coming at you from Namaste Lounge in Uttar-lakri!! (Northwood in London!) I've had dramas in a restaurant… and my recent scan shows my hips don't lie! Kej doesn't know where to draw the line on his porridge let alone his first pint of Guinness! And Sach is feeling unsafe in the streets of a certain city! Plus… we find out what the best bread in the world is!

Imagine a cartoon about a crime fighting duo… based on Kej and Sach! I'd be the guy who sets the assignment! This podcast is the episode that gives birth to that idea!!! Also - After a few weeks apart, we're all back together in the flesh at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford (shout out to the owner Pete!) Sach is also getting annoyed on the plane (again) and Kej is hanging around with cricket hooligans!

Well done Kej for turning up to the podcast! Super Sach has been awake for 24 hours and has travel stories from India and Dubai! Breaking news… I'm a local community hero! We're talking about Presidents meeting and what to wear! Plus Conan O Brien is speaking Hindi… not very well! Plus there's the things we've learnt!

Welcome back Kej! He's been missing and Sach ain't happy! What's his excuse?  I've been in Finland, Sach is in Dubai so we're all over the place at the moment! But - we've still got time to talk Trump, travel and crabs! Sorry this one came out a day late! #blamekej

Get ready… I'm having a rant! Not just about Kej - but for everyone out there who's got a flaky mate! Someone who says “yeah yeah yeah … I'll be there” and then ghosts you! Kej isn't on the podcast today… and I don't know why! But as he's in India, Sach and I are still having our weekly fix! I'm in Finland and my Dj mate (my favourite person on the podcast!!) is about to fly off to Dubai! We're talking Modi, Finnish Police and things we've learnt!

Just the two of us! Sach and I had to chat about Ed Sheeran in India - Can't believe a random police officer shut his street gig down! Plus I've had to deal with the confusion of a HR department and Sach is having a moan… about Kej!

Udit Narayans been giving his fans more than just a song! If you've seen the news this week, we've been discussing his actions! Sach talks aboout traffic light entrepreneurs and while Trump is putting up tariffs… I realised that the word “tariff” is a bit Desi! Kej is hanging out with the UK's finest in Wetherspoons and there's a list of the top 5 rudest cities in the UK! The no.1 rudest spot might surprise you!

We're coming at you from Bombay Central in Harrow… Having just powered up on a load of lovely food we are “all systems go” in this podcast! We were all hanging out over the weekend as well at the Queen's Rewind Tour concert at Wembley… You can only imagine Kej singing along to the anthems and Sach shaking his head in disappointment! Coldplay have performed the concert of a lifetime… and the planets have supposedly aligned!

We are altogether to Make Asian's Great Again! Yes, we were all watching (and listening!) to the Trump inauguration along with Elon's strange salute! Plus we're talking about cold plunges & Coldplay in India! Special shout out to Peter at Kanchans restaurant in Gants Hill, Ilford for hosting us this week!

Live from Bahara Indian restaurant in Brick lane! Great to be together… Sach got so excited that his pani shot everywhere! And no that's not a euphemism! We're talking Lohri, massive Melas and annoying football fans! Plus PlayStations are about to get real smelly! And by the way… does anyone know if Australia is a continent as well as country? We're not sure!

Welcome to 2025 Brownloaders - We are back and very excited about the year ahead! As with every Christmas break, there's loads to catch up on from family and food to films and fake fireworks! Plus my Masi even appears in the podcast…well... sort of! Kej and Sach spent NYE together with big bad Kej even stepping up as nightclub security! So many random topics were covered in this episode… Hit play and get a dose of fun in the New year from your old Brownload boys! Let's go!

Happy New Year you absolutely lovely people! Following Brownload tradition, we are giving you all the best bits of “things we learnt” from 2024! There's been a lot of hype all year round… We've all wanted to make this highlights episode! How many of mine made the grade? How harsh is the editor (Sach) feeling? Will Kej feature? Do you remember the facts from the episode when it first played out? Either way… We wanna say thanks for making this a great year for the Brownload! Here's to good times and lots more laughter for 2025!

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Hope you're all enjoying the festivities and not stressing out! This is our last podcast of 2024 so we are grateful that his royal Kejness graced us with his presence after last weeks Christmas party, plus we're talking social plans at this time of year and the types of desi products that could make the official Monarchy supplier list! Merry Christmas you filthy Brownloaders!

Me and Sach have been good all year, so Santa granted us our wish - A podcast without Kej! Actually - it's weird how we missed the annoying little veggie patty! But don't worry, we roped in a replacement by the name of Chirag Rao (an awesome singer I'm working with on a Bollywood music show!) We chat about all things Xmas, our love for food and Sach is taking the easy option for his festive feast! Plus I've had some dramas at the gym and we're discussing our butter of choice! It's a key issue in every desi household!

We are live from Birmingham! Big up all the Brummies that came out! Great to take the podcast out in the road and meet some of our lovely listeners! We're talking storms, Christmas excitement and exam “tactics” - some of which are very questionable - Shhh! Hit play and enjoy the LIVE episode recorded with an audience at the Glee Club in Birmingham! 

After galavanting all weekend, we are back together to discuss Christmas season which feels very much upon us! We're talking presents, trees and who can really be bothered to go shopping!? Kej has got news about joining the committee of uncles at his dream club… Tottenham Hotspur - Sach has got 300 nephews and nieces to buy Christmas presents for… And Dua Lipa isn't showing the love to a certain Indian DJ!

We're at Kanchans restaurant for this podcast talking about even more travel antics and my birthday weekend! Plus Kej feels out of place in pubs and needs a drink to relax! Find out why when you listen! Sach and I share gym troubles with hygiene and etiquette… Plus we've got a live podcast in Birmingham on the 10th December! Tickets are only £10 ! Get them from www.luventertainment.co.uk

We'd like to apologise if you can hear rattling during this podcast episode - We are all freezing our Brownloads off!! Particularly Sach, who's just come back from a weekend in Thailand! We had to discuss the Tyson v Paul fight and I've been hosting India fashion week in London! Plus we're getting excited about our next live podcast in Birmingham on the 10th December at the Glee Club! Get your tickets now at www.luventertainment.co.uk

Brand new location for this podcast … for the first time ever, we're at my new house - which is freezing so “someone” sat there with his coat on for the whole thing! We're talking a bit about Trump, Kej's subway shenanigans, the cheapest hotel in the world plus the most hated house chores! Also we've got a BIG announcement - Listen all the way till the end! 

Technically, we are road men! We're on the streets folks! Times are hard! But luckily, even though we don't have my garage to record the podcast in, a lovely local Indian restaurant came to the rescue! We recorded this episode in Kanchans restaurant in Ilford and we're looking forward to taking the podcast to more places that feed us! We're talking elections in America, Diwali disappointments, Dad jokes and one of us got done with a driving offence!

The clocks have gone back, but we're looking forward to Hallowali! The preparations are well underway way for Kej and Sach with naasto wars and the ultimate chevro! Plus there's lots of talk (and frustrations) about Sweet Bobby! Enjoy our Diwali episode and have a great time with your friends and family!

For the first time in our lifetime… Halloween and Diwali land on the same day! And we think that should be its whole own thing! Plus Kej is getting upset about people wearing certain types of footwear… I think there's real injustice going on at McDonald's but the boys don't “anda-stand” me… and Sach got spanked by the latest storm! It's most likely and highly probable that this could most definitely maybe be the official l last podcast from my house! But who knows!  Either way - it's a corker of an episode! Enjoy!

Jam packed hour of goodness coming your way! I've got an update on my house sale, we did our very first Brownload quiz night, it's conker & pumpkin season, there's bald issues and we're reminiscing about old school fragrances! Cor blimey! What a podcast! Get it on now!

It felt like the whole world was watching Diljit Dosanjh this week. Sach and I were there but Kej wants to know why Diljit gets more love than Arijit! And what's up with all these Desi concerts that don't sell merchandise! Surely they're missing a trick! Lots of talk of music and stardom (even Janet Jackson gets a mention!) … enjoy it folks!

Sach is at the IIFA's doing his best “Smita Smitten Showbiz Kitten” mixing with Bollywoods A-list stars! I'm hanging out with diplomats and Kej has had a zoom call from hell! Plus there's concerts coming up and a Brownload Desi Quiz night that we're doing! Life's crazy right now and you can hear all about it by hitting play! Enjoy folks!

It's time for the Brownload … Brownload …. Brownload (that's an echo!) We are in my empty, hollow feeling house (half way through moving) and reminiscing about last weeks live recording at the London Podcast Festival! What a night! Also Kej and Sach went to see a certain Mr Singh perform live with a guest appearance from someone who got Kej very excited indeed!

It's the London Podcast Festival 2024 and this episode was recorded infront of a live, sold out audience in Kings Cross! We're talking birthdays, air tags and belly buttons!  It's jam packed with laughter, celebrations and a super crowd! Big up to everyone who came and sorry to those that couldn't get tickets this time!  Hit play and a joy this special live edition now!

It rained like crazy in London! But it's also raining with butter chicken and live podcasts!!! It's all happening! Plus it's a proper trip down memory lane as we get chatting about 90s stuff making a comeback - And we love it!  We'll catch you on Saturday at the London Podcast Festival - And if you didn't manage to get tickets, listen out for the live recorded episode next week!

We're talking queuing for Oasis tickets, queues in Chessington and even more queuing for food at old school music festivals! Plus Sach has got news about the latest list featuring the top cities in the world for food! You know we just had to look into that! I'm all getting ready for the 14th of September for our big live podcast at the London Podcast Festival… For those of you who are lucky enough to get tickets, we'll see you there!

I'm gonna blame Kej's joke! After that, this podcast turned into a bit of a rude one! It wasn't supposed to be and I apologise in advance! But there's still plenty of chat about Oasis, festivals and how we used the phone back in the day!

This has gotta be one of the only podcasts we've recorded online in the morning - Felt like the breakfast show all over again! Sach isn't too impressed with Chessington World of Adventures and I'm discovering new Desi food (which Kej and Sach knew all about, but never mentioned!) and Kej has got workmates that are more desi than him when it comes to karaoke!

I'm up in Scotland for work and the boys are down south! But the heatwave unites us all! It's been roasting and one of us is dressed like a Mumbai rickshaw driver! Despite the temperature … someone else has been buying Christmas items cos they're on sale!! And the Olympics closing ceremony was a bit “meh” for us! Enjoy the load!

Ok - let's be honest! The UK feels kinda crazy right now! There's riots, fear and a whole lot of unrest! We don't usually get involved with politics or heavy stuff, but this one is right on our door! That stuff aside, we're still trying to find the fun stuff in life: Kej is loving the Olympics, I've come across people who spit when they talk and Sach has been people watching in the airport!

The summer is here! Quick, enjoy it before it goes! I've been up in Scotland hosting parties and Kej and Sach have been living the festival life! The Olympics have started and sharks have been spotted in the Thames! What a world we live in! It's a good thing you've got the Brownload to make sense of it all!

What a week! Bidens stepped down and there's a desi name in the running! How do you pronounce Kamala? It's felt like India during this very mini heatwave and so it's fitting that I'm recreating Bollywood on stage in this Mumbai weather! Plus Kej has got issues in the Burger King queue and Sach is really NOT looking forward to the Ambani's taking over London for the next two months!

It might not have come home… but we're all together in the garage - Three Lalu's in full effect! What a weekend of sport, plus Trump showed his ability to dodge bullets (just about)… Whilst I pulled my back on the journey to a yoga class!! Kej is taking us on a nostalgia trip about the 80s and Sach has had enough of the Ambani wedding!

We have a new leader!! The elections are done and we are reflecting on how we feel plus the various clips of Rishi's wife that we've seen on social media! Plus there's tales of my travels around the UK (supporting my wife and nieces on their mountain missions!) along with stories of Anant Ambhani with Justin Bieber and Kej is hanging with Keir Starmer! Enjoy the Brownload!

It's election week people and it's decision time for the nation! So of course we have to get our opinion in on the matter in our own Brownload style and fashion! Plus, there's cricket, concerts and controversy! And if you've ever wondered what the urinal etiquette is in the men's toilet… We've got the answers!

It's the Brownload on my side - Nice to meet you! This podcast comes three by one! And if none of that makes sense, you need to hit play! I've got tales of human encounters from my travels, Kej meets Himanshu-kaka and Sach is getting stressed out while having a massage!

It might be “coming home” but Sach and I are out and about for the first England match of the Euros 2024! I've had a couple of issues with members of the public, Kej ruined Fathers Day for his Dad and Sach has made a new discovery which is making him money! Enjoy!

I did it! I took time out from my holiday with the lads to chat to the Brownload lads instead! I've got my tales of Portugal while Sach is filling me in on what I've missed back in the UK! Kej has been surrounded my people who don't care about how bad they smell and with Fathers Day round the corner, I've been working on my Desi Dad jokes! Plus there's news of our podcast now being on YouTube and don't forget about our LIVE Podcast on Friday 14th September at Kings Place in Kings Cross!  You can get your tickets here:  https://www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/comedy/tommys-brownload-3/