Uncouth Tangents

Hey Guys, it's been a while!  We've both been so busy with Life.  You know, the cereal.  Life's been so surreal. Anyways, we ponder what about Game of Thrones and Avengers Endgame, so if you've seen neither of those, you've got about 5 minutes in this epsiode before we spoil everything like the curdled yogurt in the back of my fridge that says "good by 04/94".   All of our episodes may not show up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!

Oh, hi! I didn't see you there, but for today's episode, we've got an update on a radioactive Dove, beer fest weekend activities, an apology letter to Guy Fieri, and lowered expectations of your favorite pop culture events.   So come, dive in, the water's warm, but like, in comforting way, not in a kiddie pool way.  All of our episodes may not show up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!

HEY.  Hi. How're you?  Well, we're *cough* feeling like crap.  B caught a disease from Vegas, Dove is just barely*cough* keeping it together.  We should've taken a sicc day, but we*cough* can't afford that.  Wait, you're getting this content for free?  Please like and sub scribe. For a mere like a day, you can make us feel better. *hack*wheeze* *cough* All of our episodes may not show up *cough* on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on*hack*wheeze* our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!

What up Fam! Dove is Kevin Costner and B is Whitney Houston in another drunken episode. We chat about Steven King, Craigslist, the anime movie - Aachi and Ssipak, and Sleepwalkers cause Dove loves spooky shit. Thanks for listening!

Sup folks? Sorry fo da non episode last week, but it was worth it to bring you a power hour this week!  We're so close to the beginning of the season premiere for the last season of Game of Thrones that we're doing a "greatest hits" of our podcast to commemorate.  It's trivia, random questions, buzzfeed quizes, and dumb dice B made!  Also, of course, there's drinking!  Chug along with us!   All of our episodes may not show up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!

Do you attend your office party?  No? How about if an awesome DJ is there? Still no?  What if there was beer and wine?  Hell yeah? Heeaaallll YIAHH!  Dove and B discuss the nuances of music and the impact of sound on the human condition. Just kidding they talkin' bout tidds and cornwholes. Also, we're stupid busy lately so half of this call on Skype.  Try to guess which one! Not all of our episodes may show up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!

SUP Fam?  In this episode we're dreaming up Dove's torture in a hypothetical Saw movie and Brent gets annoyed at Knock Twice, a bri-issh horror movie about knockers. Also, B realizes he said Friday the 13th when he meant Nightmare on Elm Street, but Dove somehow understands what he means. Now you're in on it too!   Not all of our episodes may show up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!

Join us for some more food talky talk! Sorry for no episode last week, but, you know, life happens.  Anyways, we talkin' bout Dove volunteering B to a spicy noodle challenge at the office and other terrible things we've eatin'. Not all of our episodes may show up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!

B gets hungry because he doesn't know how to create salads. It leads him to concoct a Game of Thrones themed dish to which Dove helps to come up with the rest of the meal!  Also a fun little drinking game to play is to take a drink whenever Dove goes "wow".   If you want to listen to the whole GoT Theme Kazoo cover, look up the Youtuber SuperRedkiwii   Not all of our episodes may show up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes! 

Oh, hey there.  Hope you had a good VD.  Short for Valentines Day.  My VD is huge and very red. I don't understand why you're looking at me like that. Anyways, Do prisons really create a bunch of batmen? Shouldn't they? Also, why is Will Smith in everything, ruining them?  All these questions and more, possibly answered in this episode!   Also, you may notice that not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes! 

Sup fam?  B is super sleepy this episode, but that doesn't mean this episode is a snooze fest!     Ugh, who am I kidding, I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tired.     Anyways you may notice that not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes! 

HEY Ya'll!   Ya know B be editing this episode because it's hella late.  Also, welcome back! We're kicking off the new year with a few stories of where we've been this entire time.  Unfortunately we weren't able to pull everyone together to do a late Christmahannukwanza party this year, but we're planning some other things for later this season to try!     Anyways you may notice that not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes! 

Hi Folks, we usually have our holiday party during this time, but due to complications of everyone's schedules you'll get our game and movie review this season!  We're reviewing Fantastic Beasts, Yakuza 0 and Kiwami, Red Dead Redemption 2, and Fallout 76.   It's a pretty chill episode guys, so relax, take a load off, maybe get angry at our reviews.  We'll be back sometime in January to do a party episode.  See you then!  

Hello,  Since we missed regular Thanksgiving, in this episode we celebrate the all time classic holiday known as Shanksgiving, by doing the time honored tradition of playing Overcooked 2! We highly recommend you go to our youtube page to view this episode instead, but if you really wanna just listen to a "let's play" episode of Overcooked, you're more than welcome to! Dove and B try to prepare food for you, VIRTUALLY, instead!  Dove will be playing as the blue mouse and B will be playing as the red generic Asian sushi chef.  Once you're full of our digital food, we invite you to go online and shop for Beanitos, the bean designed in chip format to be crunchy and delicious!  A black bean friday, if you will.  We're still on holiday break, but we'll be back in December with our Christmahanukwanzamadan Extravaganza!  

B makes some Ouija-esque dice.  Together with Dove they use them to predict the future and past lives that they've lived!   Drinking's involved, but not as much as a regular power hour.  As a wise man once said, "I'm getting too old for this shit."     Go to our youtube channel to see the dice in action!   This is also our last episode before we head out on holiday break.  But that's not to say that there won't be new episodes!  There is still Friendsmasgiving, which will come out at the end of November and Chrismahannkwanzamadan Extravaganza! in December. Thanks for listening and we hope you have a wonderful holiday vacation!  

Greetings to all of my favorite listeners out there! In this episode, we talk video games and movies. B's current favorite game is Yakuza-0 and he recommends listeners to check out the movies, Upgraded and Game Night. B also tells us the 2nd chapter to his "revenge" story, featuring Dove.    This is our last regular episode for season 2. Thank you all for listening to our show this season and we hope you'll join us for our holiday specials for the remainder of 2018.   Stay gold Ponyboy.

What do shrimp relish, deerfoot sausage and stuffed bologna have in common? CORRECT! They are all gross. In this episode we play a game of WHEN ARE THESE FOODS FROM?! B guesses the era of popular menu items from the 1920's, 40s, 60s and 80s. Play along as we travel down the holiday food trail.   We're almost at episode 60 which will be our first special for the holiday season! Stay tuned in every Thursday for new episodes.    Music credit: purple-planet.com

HEY YA'LL! Last week we had a content mishap and to say "our bad" we're giving you over 40 minutes of the show today! We'll soon be wrapping up season 2 and will end the year with holiday specials, just like we did last season.  In this episode we talk about Las Vegas! Dove will be traveling there soon and she needs B's help with suggestions of how she should spend her time there. Note: If you wear shades in the strip club, you aren't there to see tits! And who else remembers Hot or Not?! Our 60th episode will be our Halloween special. Stay tuned for that, but until then listen to new episodes every Thursday. ...unless we screw up again.  

Woah there little par'dner, we've got quite a yarn to tell you this episode as we're doing another chapter from our dystopian super hero book (young adults only, mom!).  So sit yo self down wid a nice cup o yo fav drank and enjoy! You may also notice that not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes! We sort of just did our 50th episode with a bunch of friends, so check it out! Wowee!

oh Haiii!!! I didn't see you there. Well, welcome aboard and thanks for joining! In this episode we talk Congo, B's new laugh and Ouija boards.   New episodes drop every Thursday, unless we are slackin'. And by WE, you know what I mean. Hint hint, nudge nudge.    SUBSCRIIIIIIIIBBE!!

Sup fam?  B here with an update - I'm bad at time management.  Anyways, here's yesterday's episode, TODAY!  Time traveling for your non-convenience!  Exciting!  Anyways, we're talkin bout shows like the British Bake off and books, particularly Naamah's Kiss triology.     Anyways you may notice that not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes! We sort of just did our 50th episode with a bunch of friends, so check it out!

Hello!...no wait...Greetings!...rather... whats up everyone?! oh geez. B is so much better at writing descriptions. In this episode B has a story and tells a tale of a dirty ol' bird. I'm sure there's more I can write but what if you are someone who doesn't read much? I worry too much. You kids having fun?! I sure hope so! Tune in every Thursday for new episodes. BOOM!   music from purple-planet.com

We welcome you on a wild frontier - outta space.  As in, we're outta space on our podcast server this month.  So this episode has to be hilariously short, but we're not going to deny you an episode this week, even though it's late!  (B thought it was going to be so easy to upload this that he just plain forgot to).     Anyways, we'll be back next week with an actual episode!

Sup fam, whachu up to?  Uh huh, I hear yah. Also, Dove wrote the first chapter to what may become an ongoing series we'll do.  I won't spoil anything, but it's HOT HOT HOT .  We also discuss other superhero-y things, like Jason Momoa and how we can both just climb into his muscle bound arms and have him hold us.   ... What's that? I'm sorry I wasn getting lost in his manliness.  Anyways you may notice that not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!  Also, in this episode, we find out that if you ask Siri to play our podcast, she will!  It's really strange and it'll pick a rando episode, but hot dang does she do it! Wowee!

HAPPY 50th EPISODE! What do you get when you blend dog barks, home construction and fruity beers? SUMMER TIME! Join us as we celebrate and taste test summer time beers with our old friends. Subscribe on your favorite podcast app to hear new episodes every Thursday.

Hey cool cats and pimpin pups! B is a masochist and he thinks all wizards look alike because they are all Ian McKellan. Dove loves beards and wants to touch them ALL, yet wishes they weren't so scratchy. She offers a solution by showing off her latest Kbeauty products. We upload new episodes every Thursday. Next week, tune in to our 50th episode show hosted by our friend @ pixelbotgames!   If you enjoy us talkin and squawkin, Like, subscribe, give us a thumbs up and/or write a review.

A smell has entered the arena.  Is it sandalwood or yeti's breath?  Two enter and one leaves.  It's probably sandalwood.  My money's on sandalwood.  Anyways, this episode, we're talkin about smells, fourth of july fireworks, and traumatising babies.  It's all good fun!     We've also got our 50th episode coming up that we're celebrating with Pixelbot Games and what I'm dubbing our Christmas Crew as they're our two friends from the holiday episode last year. It'll be posted here and on our youtube page, but for the full experience, you'll want the Youtube edition.  Speaking of which - you may notice that not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!  Also, in this episode, we find out that if you ask Siri to play our podcast, she will!  It's really strange and it'll pick a rando episode, but hot dang does she do it! Wowee!

Sup brah? In this episode we talk about how kids these days don't appreciate good things.  GET OFF OUR LAWN.  BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO LEARN TAI CHI.  YEAH I'M AGRESSIVE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL. Anyways, if you missed our gross misuse of sound effects, this episode has it in spades. Enjoy!   You may notice that not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!  Also, in this episode, we find out that if you ask Siri to play our podcast, she will!  It's really strange and it'll pick a rando episode, but hot dang does she do it! Wowee!

Hey guys, in this episode we see what an irresponsible uncle B is and what's in Dove's Amazon Prime Day shopping cart.  Things get a little kookier as we descend into the madness that is the Harry Potter universe and LSD. Just remember that Neville Longbottom is so hot right now.    You may notice that not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!  Also, in this episode, we find out that if you ask Siri to play our podcast, she will!  It's really strange and it'll pick a rando episode, but hot dang does she do it! Wowee!

Hai hai hai! This episode, we're catching up on E3 games announcements because we're nerds.  Real ones, not those fake ass ones that model for Big Brang Thory. We also stumble on the topic of Dove's favorite movies and The Color Purple rears it's well made head again. We've got something special planned for the 50th episode so stay tuned for more info! You may notice that not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you're able to still listen to our back catalog on our site: uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we also post our power hours and special episodes!

We finish up talkin bout our vaycays this episode.  B's turn to tell his adventures in the Philippines.  Don't trust rando ice cream street vendors! Not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you are able to still listen to our back catalog on our site uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we post our power hours and special episodes!

Talkin 'bout our vacaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy wooooooooooooooo!  Part 1 we're talk with Dove and whur she be at.  Lots of musical interludes in this one and bad singing from B... so um... yeah, maybe don't listen to this one so loudly.  Not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you are able to still listen to our back catalog on our site uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we post our power hours and special episodes!

Sup guys, I'm back from vacation... unfortunately, Dove is out this week on her vacation.  It's like our vaction times are off.  We just need to get our time periods in sync.  Ha! Menstration jokes!   Anyways, I'm still kind of jet lagged, talkin bout some movies I saw on the plane.  Hope you guys enjoy me ranting like an idiot! - B

In this episode, Dove is solo. She talks about her list for this years video game haul and what happens when she goes to grocery stores.  #doveisehonda

Hey Heeeeyyyy! Grab yourself a couple of beers and join us for another POWER HOUR!We take Buzzfeed quizzes because who doesn't want to know which Ninja Turtle they are? Hop on over to our YouTube channel to see the quizzes. https://youtu.be/NTHCyhNYnkcDove gets sweaty and B should be April. Thanks for joining and we'll be back next Thursday!  

Hello Friends! This time around we are day drinking and playing Injustice 2. We are also AWFUL at this game. To see the video, visit us on Youtube. https://youtu.be/bZu1RP9Ib78 Thanks for stopping by. You are amazing. You are wonderful. New epsiodes every Thursday.

Who needs cable when you have internet TV. B wants to share his current favorite show, so we're checking out Nailed It on Netflix! Watch Episode 2: Fantasyland, or just listen to us trash on the contestants. We have new episodes every Thursday. Stay up to date by subscribing to us on your favorite podcasting app. *Virtual hugs* - D

WHAT UP PEEPS!! One of us has chinese food on speed dial while the other is constantly holding in farts. Korean boy band videos is Dove's favorite TV show. Dragonball Z and Bleach characters should have old man screams when they power up.  Interact with us at uncouthtangents.com and check us out on social media. HAPPY THURSDAY!!

Do you wanna know what a b-side of our podcast would sound like? It would be this one!  Work has been getting a bit cray cray lately and we've had to pull an old emergency episode in for this week, but we'll be recording a ton next week.   Show notes: The movie with Whoopie Goldberg and the dinosaur is Theodore Rex.  The anime B is talking about at the end called Mind Games.  Look it up on Youtube and see it at Suns Cinema on the 25th! Not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you are able to still listen to our back catalog on our site uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel Uncouth Tangents where we post our power hours and special episodes!

Hi! Whoops, no Power Hour this week because I am an unintentional liar.  My lies will eventually lead to the downfall of man.  Also, what is Football?  Anyways, we're talkin Lord of the Flies, I Am Legend, On the Silver Globe, and some weird experiment done to children to give them PTSD.  Listen, it'll be fun! Not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you are able to still listen to our back catalog on our site uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel where we post our power hours and special episodes!

90's month continues here at Uncouth Tangents, unfortunately. We're doing 90's sitcoms this episode - see if you can remember how bad the 90's were wrought with bad stereotypes and rich people problems.  Next episode is our Power Hour! To finish it up, we'll be doing a 90's themed drunktacular episode where we'll be doing as many 90's buzzfeed quizes.  The quizer has become the quizette!  Does that sound right?  No? That's fine, leave it in.  Not all of our episodes are up on iTunes, but you are able to still listen to our back catalog on our site uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel where we post our power hours and special episodes!

WHATCHOO KNOW ABOUT 90'S GAME SHOWS?? Hopefully more than what B knows. Can you guess which game show Dove is describing? Tally up your points and let us know how you stacked up!

Are you a 90's kid? Of course you are!  Or maybe you're one at heart.  We do another game involving the 90's! This'll probably be a 90's month, or at least what we percieve as a 90's month (we've been recording somewhat out of order, so that's why we thought we did 90's ANNHILATION last week). See if you can score more than Dove!  Also, we're realizing that not all of our episodes are showing up on iTunes, but you are able to still listen to our back catalog on our site uncouthtangents.com and youtube channel where we post our power hours and special episodes!

Hello listeners. You're amazing. You're great. You're beautiful. Are you ready to get ALL KINDS OF GOOFY? This is not a science episode...and neither are the others. Dove wants a Go Girl and B has a hard time expressing himself about A Wrinkle in Time. (A slight spoiler @ 36 min in.) We love you. You're fantastic. Stay uncouth.  

Hi all, we were on VR Chat and had a blast with Pixelbot Games who helped us out to get on there! It was... an experience!  Unfortunately, what was recorded wasn't necessarily a great for an audio podcast, so I'm basically just posting this to point you over to our youtube page.  Look up Uncouth Tangents on yoututbe to find our channel and see our VR Chat episode!

Hell Yeah, Pimp, we're snowed in! And what better way to pass the time then to ramble with friends.  New episodes come out every Thursday. Subscribe here or wherever you listen to us. We're at uncouthtangents.com and Youtube...although, we really need an intern to help us stay updated on those. 

Hello dearest listeners. If you haven't noticed by now, all the episodes that get uploaded late as hell are from B.  I like to tease, tee hee!  Anyways, I just saw Annhilation and Dove quizes B on 90's cartoons.  See how many you get right!  Also, we're planning to do a listener mail episode later on, so send us any stories or topics you want us to read on the air by going to our site uncouthtangents.com!  

How big is cat shit, really? It's hard to say. But what some DID say was, "there's a fire in your studio!" The UT studio gets damaged and B nearly buys a house boat. 

B gets a little depressed this past month and starts a dating profile as Dove helps him figure out what women are.  It's like that Mel Gibson movie, Lethal Weapon.  Dove is getting too old for this shi**.  Join the crew as they try to make a new dating profile for B while Dove dishes out the best dating advice.

You know what a good dystopia could always use?  Hunks.  Like, two of them. At least two.  And they must always pine for the same relatable girl that happens to be awesome at everything.  In this dystopia, we bring you a lost, re-made episode because I'm awful at my job! Let us be the two hunks who warm your heart, this nuclear winter. 

If you're reading this, i'm sure there's a metro fire today. We talk about some of the best and worst things about D.C. Who ACTUALLY has the best cupcakes and who the worst drivers are in the DMV. Shout out to Adam's Morgan! Apparently....we love you.