Weird With You Podcast

This week's episode is brought to you by Ostrich Waffles! We chat about Arnold's babies, the Geico gecko, and whether or not we would try synthetic human flesh in yet another episode about people eating people. Why is it always about cannibalism!?

This week’s episode is brought to you by Leftover Valentine’s Day Chocolate! Buckle up, because this week we’re talking about chicken crocs, puppet proctology, and our tips for surviving on a desert island.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Super Broom! We chat about a cell phone case that mimics human flesh, and make an announcement, before answering that age-old question: would you rather ride a giraffe or a donkey?

This week’s episode is brought to you by Bubbie’s Boobies and Tits! We discuss the invention of the chainsaw before discussing which kinds of animals we would rather talk to…. We promise that the two aren’t related!

This week’s episode is brought to you by the Sweaty! We discuss a shocking cereal development before exploring a world of dogs and sports in this silly episode of WWY.

This week's episode is brought to you by the Kn'oon! Special guest El Deniro joins us from The Midnight Hour Podcast to talk about weird and interesting folklore and myths from around the world.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Winter in a Can! Justine is back! We chat about a Brazilian cat lawyer before exploring a world where bipedal leopard people wear human skin to keep warm.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Pocket Chimps! Donnie Carr from the Critstorm podcast joins Santiago to chat about how Amazon murdered their sexist AI, before exploring the physiology of reverse centaurs and reverse mermaids, in this absolutely ridiculous episode of WWY.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Spice Apes! We discuss anti-gypsy-theft tattoos before attempting to determine whether or not eyebrows, nose, and ear hair are in fact facial hair.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Chiminy Cricket! We talk about how weird baby teeth are before exploring the origin of the first vampire in this fascinating and strange episode of WWY.

This week’s episode is brought to you by the International Horse-Face Club of the Faroe Islands! Join us as we unravel the mysteries of the Scarlet Pebble conspiracy, and answer the question: would you rather lose the ability to read, or to speak? We also have an announcement about the show!

This week’s episode is brought to you by Dolphin Goggles! We talk about selling our faces to robots before diving into a fascinating discussion about the weaponization of dolphinkind.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Delivery Crabs! We get some real life facts about the equine world from our resident horse expert, the Queen of Weird, before examining why someone would want to know the nutritional value of human flesh.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Slothes! We chat about ridiculously expensive and potentially sacrilegious shoes before exploring what the world would be like if all food tasted the same.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Wal Rudd! We discuss the injustices visited upon the donkey community, before exploring which foods will make us Popeye-strong in this ridiculous episode of WWY.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Mob Sausage. We talk about targeted adds, walnut history, and the ultimate grilled cheese sandwich in this ridiculous episode of WWY.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Sock Finder! We discuss the animals that people don’t eat, talk about the walruses at Princeton University, and explore a magical world where weasels deliver your mail in this ridiculous episode of WWY.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Farm Alarm! We talk about a television vigilante, before discussing a world where camels require a license. What’s the license for? You’ll have to listen to find out!

This week’s episode is brought to you by Lobster Hands! We talk about taco bookmarks, blue lemons, and what would happen if everyone on earth jumped at the same time in this silly episode of WWY.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Flotation Cats! We talk about hunting unicorns legally before discussing whether or not we would rather spend each year controlling a new person’s body, or be a passenger in someone else’s mind once a week.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Lester’s Curse Emporium! We chat about corgi races and banana sanctuaries before discussing a bizarre what-if scenario involving mouths and ears.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Candy Teeth! We talk about pumpkin spice flavoured SPAM before exploring a world where dinosaurs coexist with humans.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Dr. Audiobox’s Scream If You Want To Go Faster Crematorium! We discuss the secrets of the “evil eye” before slipping into a conversation about commuting via waterslide that gets just a little apocalyptic.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Mortimer’s Coffin Rental and Coffee Bar! We chat about a man dressing up as his daughter to escape prison before laying the groundwork for the greatest sit-com to ever grace television: My Big Foot.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Piegrams! We discuss all the milks, before launching into a debate about which utensil is more important: forks, or spoons?

This week’s episode is brought to you by Flute Fries! Strangers are thinking about you, and we make furniture out of hotdogs in this ridiculous episode of WWY.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Tom Borton’s 31st Golden Anniversary VHS Film Collection! We freak out about the Cats trailer before attempting to answer the question: are we human, or are we dancers?

This week’s episode is brought to you by McFeed! We consult an expert about the best ways to infiltrate Area 51, before exploring how we would die if we were the last people on earth, in this ridiculous episode of WWY.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Hermit Babies! We chat about Willy Wonka’s most alluring treats, and dish on the missing potato crisis, before launching into a discussion about who would win in a fight: Tom Hanks, or Mr. Rogers.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Time Weasels! We take some time to answer important life questions like “why do rappers/artists always introduce themselves in their songs?” and “what if dragons were real?”

This week’s episode is brought to you by Basket O’ Sharks! We talk about The Old King, a mermaid themed house, and our childhood fantasy dream homes in this episode of WWY.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Dr. Pancakes! We daydream about druids before launching into a serious conversation about Santiago giving birth to an animal/human hybrid… yeah, that’s a real sentence you just read.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Arnold Jortzenegger! Join us as we talk about finding bats in all the wrong places, before using our divine powers to arbitrarily take the gift of flight from one animal and give it to another.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Book Wizards! We talk about aliens attacking ranches, and wonder what would happen if all vehicles were replaced by horses in this absolutely ridiculous episode of WWY.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Wet Your Weasel! We chat about Pippy Longstocking and finding shrimp, before discussing the origins of Godzilla. Discover the epic love story that brought everyone’s favourite destructive force to life!

This week's episode is brought to you by Candy Teeth! We talk about Justine's fascination with the bees that live in a woman's eye before wondering what would happen if pets controlled what we watch.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Donkey Teeth! We talk about how Santiago thought the national anthem was about a duck before answering the age old question: “Has a cow upper teeth?”

This weeks episode is brought to you by Squtlers! We chat about how weird pelican beaks are before attempting the very scientific process of identifying the perfect food source from outer space.

This week’s episode is brought to you by Sweet Sweet Dwarf Sugar! We chat about the prospect of spudding the night in a potato house before donning our pantaloons to discuss the natural enemy of the not-so-humble duck.

This week's episode is brought to you by The Quick Short Advertisement Company! We chat about the most famous squirrel of the 1940s before discussing the very real possibility that cats are secretly ruling the world.

This week's episode is brought to you by Cheese Weasels! We chat about strange fruit and bagel regret before launching into a discussion about weird hypothetical cheese alternatives in this glorious episode of WWY. Ohhh, my cheese!

Sponsored by Dinner for Two, For One! We try to figure out the correct ratio of "chugas" to "choochoos" before attempting to determine what would happen if all of our toes suddenly transformed into fully functional fingers.

This week's episode is brought to you by Ostrich Waffles! We reflect on the existence of the Easter Bunny before exploring an apocalypse brought about by a snake biting its own ass in this ridiculous episode of WWY.

This week's episode is brought to you by Revenge Diapers! We talk about beer for your dog and facebook algorithms before launching into a valuable discussion about how to become the mistress of ceremonies.

This week's episode is brought to you by Dino DNA! We ask important questions about "American cheese", and discuss the finer points of sasquatch courting rituals.

This week's episode is brought to you by Delivery Crabs! We chat about hipsters and take a deep dive into the history behind 18th century squirrel paintings in this informative episode of WWY.

This week's episode is brought to you by Dampy's! We drop the ham in the bucket and talk about an alien religion based on a long lost transmission of Cher's "Believe" music video. Do you believe in an afterlife after love?

This week's episode is brought to you by the Loafatron 3000! The Shrimp Finder drops a hot new riddle, librarians unite to search for Hitler, and we discuss the intricate differences between "ants" and "aunts" in this silly episode of WWY.

This week's episode is brought to you by Slurp n' Slide! We chat about America's Next Tallest Moose, hide the shrimp, and ponder the possibility of an invasion of giraffe people in this ridiculous episode of WWY.

This episode is brought to you by McGuffin Industries! Name a cockroach after your ex and then eat some very unique bacon as WWY enters the "banus".

This week's episode is brought to you by Bat Toupees. Was Jim Henson a horrible sloth-killing monster? You decide, as we discuss the secret history of Big Bird in this ridiculous episode of WWY.