What The F*ck Fights - Salty Mermaid Entertainment

It's so crazy and yet, so familiar, it just might be TRUE. or FAKE? You decide!

I'm dating a robot ... I'm just seeing what the approval rating would be? Hi mom! You will finally have grandchildren soon! Little diesel engines that cry? Adorable 

The beach? You're so predictable ... HOW ABOUT INSTEAD ... you stay the night in a giant potato! Interested in bathing in ramen or wine? Not interesting enough? Maybe you'd be more enticed by eating dinner hanging from a crane or visiting a cat island. LISTEN IN! We're only trying to help! 

It seems like they'll give a record to anybody these days! WELL THEY WILL! And we're here to prove it! Enjoy this collection of hidden "talent"

Are you the asshole? Am I the asshole? How about we post about it and let an army of brutal, honest internet trolls decide! Enjoy! 

I mean, it's Tinder! What could go wrong? Here's a collection of cringe worthy dating stories that will make you hug your significant other a little tighter! 

Shit goes down in the ER! We're just lucky the superheroes of the hospital love to leave and SHARE IT! Enjoy

REEEMMIIXX! In honor of Jenn's birthday, we mixed it up. Brought to you by the game Real or Fake News, Jenn, Chase, and Adam all go head to head in a battle to decide if the card headline and brief description is ACTUALLY a printed headline from the past... or faaaake news! 

Grab a rooster, an old VHS, and an open mind for this episode! Jenn and Chase has rummaged through myths far and wide to bring you a collection that will make you question why you listen to this show! Time to slam it back! Welcome to this week's episode of Random Myths & Legends!

It's a bird! It's a plane! SIKE! WE'RE ALL THE SAME! Or are we? Since kids we've dreamed of being heroes. What if I told you super may actually exist? Men who never sleep.. Babies with the strength of men.. Maybe even a guy who can chop in half speeding pellets?! Prepare to meet your modern day super humans in this weeks episode of What The F*ck Fights!

Prepare yourself! Tis the season to spend time with people you love and may hate! You might as well have some talking points! Check out these 35 holiday facts you may have never heard of! 

Are we just really lucky or is the universe truly working in mysterious ways! Check out this week's collection of insane stories and decide for yourself! 

Gather round' folks! It's time for our annual rap battle with a dead horse?? No wait, let's beat the shit log until it releases gifts?? Somethings not right.... or is it? We're so used to a jolly, plump man squeezing down our chimneys and pulling groundhogs out of their holes that we forget how odd our own traditions might be! Enjoy this UNIQUE collection of traditions celebrated around the world, as crazy as they might seem! 

Whether you take the red pill or the blue pill, these are actual stories and testimonials you will not soon forget. Prepare to go down the rabbit hole and explore this reality and the next! 

Hope you can take a punch because we're about to hit you straight in the feels. Facebook taught you the world is a shitty place but What The F*ck Fights will teach you .... hey ... it's not all that bad! 

Everything you thought was true is about to be shattered! YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE! But seriously, how did we not know these long time believed facts were actually... lies? Buckle up! This we week's special guest referee: Alexander "Pepper"  Founder of Pepper Boxing

Have you ever had your life saved by an animal and thought "Oh SHIT... Thanks bro!" Neither have we.. BUT these people have! Enjoy this story collection of unexpected animals being total bros. 

Ghosts aren't real, right? Then why are these stories so terrifying! Are ghosts real or are we all in denial? 

Step aside Manson family, you've had your time to shine! Have you felt lost and haven't really felt like you had something to really believe in? Call it fate or destiny but you might be on your way to your brand new friends and family with this week's episode of lesser known cults! 

Monsters aren't real? Right? Or are they? Are monsters "made up" or does their existence actually stem from ... SOMETHING. From origin stories to real life monstrous creatures, you be the judge with this week's episode of Real Life Monsters!

The only thing more tragic about these TRUE origin fairytales, is the quality of this podcast. We're flawed and leaning into it! Sorry for the recording error XOXO

Your dream about Micky Mouse is cool but did it save your life or the lives of others? I didn't think so. Put your Spongebob dream aside and listen to week's episode of dreams that changed lives

Prepare for second-hand embarrassment! These stories and confessionals are so bad you might actually start appreciating your life again! 

Belly up. Kick the Bucket. The big adios. We knows it's inevitable but what happens next? To the stars! To the heavens! To the hells! Or are we really just a worm's next big meal. You decide! Here are testimonials from those who have been there and back! Thanks for taking one for the team! 

From giant floating clouds of alcohol to the dubbed "Ghost Hand of God", you thought you had already heard about the the coolest things space had to offer, but you would be wrong! Welcome to this week's episode of Coolest Sh!t in Space!

Do you consider yourself lucky? Have you cheated death once? How about over 300 times? Have you won multiple lottery jackpots or even survived a free fall from a plane? You may not have passed this "Luckiest Alive" quiz... BUT LUCKY FOR YOU, we have compiled a list of people that pass with flying colors! Enjoy this week's episode of Luckiest People Who Have Ever Exited

Did David Bowie predict the legend Kanye West? Was Avril Lavigne replaced by a clone? Are celebrities ACTUALLY being controlled? It all sounds a little outlandish but given a few more details with a pinch of intriguing evidence, could these theories be true? YOU DECIDE

Dancing with dead bodies, mourners cutting off their own body parts, and *gulp* cannibalism are just some of the disturbing after-death rituals we discuss in this week's episode. This isn't your grandmas's funeral. Strap in and prepare yourself for how the rest of the world gets it done!

Sure, you've jumped scared your husband. But did it cost you 2 Billion Dollars for your efforts? These are the most elaborate, well known pranks you probably never knew existed! From Taco Bell purchasing the Liberty Bell to a classified inflatable army that may have won the entire war, buckle up for this week's episode of the most shockingly elaborate pranks!

We all love trying something new, but would wrestle for glory in a tub of grits? What about hang off the side of a mountain with your ironing board? Would you consider laying it all on the line by covering yourself head to toe in a swarm of bees?! The competitions and champions you never knew existed await you! Welcome to this weeks episode of "Wild Competitions you never knew Existed"

Let's face it ... this episode will either make you turn in your 2 week notice today OR make you go hug your boss! From scuba diving pizza delivery to crime scene cleaning, this is a list of the most unusual jobs that exist! 

First off. apologies for the quality of the podcast! We had a technical difficulty. Secondly, not even the quality of the show will keep you from saying "WTF" From toy designs that will make your grandmother blush to toy ideas you can't believe your kids actually want to play with ... buckle up and welcome to this week's episode of America's Strangest Toys!

Everybody loves a good murder mystery! Put on your detective hats because this episode is going to leave you bewildered! 

Everybody likes a good, scary ghost story but nobody talks about the ones that aren't interested in scaring your pants off. Welcome to this week's episode of friendly ghosts! From saving lives to treasure hunts, these ghosts deserve an invitation to your birthday party because they're the real MVGs!

Everybody likes a great "Caught in the Act" story .... or at least we do! Get ready for an entire episode that will cost these people a full of therapy! Bon appetite

You spent your entire life avoiding your creepy basement and closing your closet at night, CONVINCED nothing could be more haunting. Welcome to the world's creepiest places... These locations will give your own household monster nightmares!

You only live once! Or do you? We've been told to really make this life count, but what if you've lived multiple lives? If you do not believe this is possible, these intriguing, eerie stories from children might change your mind! 

Do they or don't they? On this episode, we're talking about strange creatures that may or may not exist. Forget about Bigfoot, though. We're talking about animals you've probably never even heard of!

Is it real? Is it our imaginations? Or did we create our own monsters! Enjoy this week's episode of infamous Urban Legends

A machine that masturbates for you, underwear for your...hands, a karaoke mic that MUTES you, a leash for your goldfish..? Welcome to this week's episode What the Fuck Fights where Jenn & Chase and Anonymous Adam discuss the world's weirdest inventions. Be sure to check out the blog for pics!

For the first time ever, Jenn and Anonymous Adam switch places! Learn about the guy who procreated with his own shadow, the pharaoh with a golden penis, and the dude who crushes skulls to make fresh wine. 

We all make mistakes in life... but damn! Could you be any worse at being a criminal? Here's our list of criminals that should have considered a different "job"!

A fish that makes out with other fish to establish dominance and a flying squid with a giant penis- welcome to episode 11, featuring our first ever guest, comedian & professional animator Mike Fallek

From disappearances, hypnosis, and punching aliens in the face! Are liens and alien abductions real? Are we truly alone or are we just in denial. You be the judge! 

Time travel— How do you explain that hipster in an old black and white photo? What about the Swiss watch that was created long before watches were invented? Did this guy really take a picture WITH HIMSELF in the future?? 

A woman who had her arms hacked off and was thrown over a cliff and left for dead, a man who survived underwater on a sunken ship, a guy who made a split-second decision and saved an entire city by risking his own life...welcome to What The Fuck Fights Episode 8.

Male koalas have split penises, a female kangaroo can be perpetually pregnant, and a mama platypus doesn't have nipples - she sweats out milk. In this week's episode we talk about the sexy fun animal facts you never learned in school.

From UFO crashes to sightings of extinct creatures and being tricked with dead bodies, there's more to the Old West than cowboys and goldmines. Subscribe, leave a 5star review, and share these wild stories with your friends! Find the coordinating blog post with pics and links at saltymermaidentertainment.com

From the original RED leprechauns to our favorite, seductive killing mermaids, this episode touches ALL the craziest folklore the Irish has to offer. You won't want to miss this one!

From a guy who rubbed his legs together to create offspring to the power-hungry god who ate his own children, enjoy these crazy stories from mythology!