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In this episode we look at a rewrite of Jeff the Killer written with realism and Ashcan elements in mind. But will this interpretation be the improvement over the original the crew hopes it is? Also, Abysmii explains his method of cooking old Italian ladies, DP explain how Tom Cruise is basically the Jockey from Left 4 Dead, and Slimbeast explains Scientological burial rituals. All three join a local Bidet Team, 'The Random Asstangents'. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
We trek back to the No Sleep subreddit to look at the NEW top rated story, as well as the most controversial story. We find out that invisible T1000 spiders are crawling all over us at all times[citation needed] and experience a shattered timeline as a result. Also, DP has an embarrassing incident involving Girl Scout Cookies while Abysmii and Slimebeast discuss what Boy Scouts could sell to economically compete. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
The FEARFIC friends go to Point Pleasant to investigate the local cryptid known as "Mothman" and read a creepypasta based off his visage. The idea of Mothman is that he's a harbinger of disasters but probably isn't the cause, acting as a prophetic silohouette warning of impending danger. BUT, will the story we look into be faithful to West Virginian canon? Also, Slimebeast clearly isn't a gun expert, Dead Palette must pee to free himself from the avalanche, Abysmii gets T-boned by a 1994 F-50. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
Door rolls up on the Fleming Storage Units again as we investigate a polyamorous relationship our narrator put on hold. She seem to be attempting to take her own life and this couple wants to get her help. But is that the full story? Also, The gang discuss the typo that allowed jesus to escape after faking his death. Slime recalls a lost episode of Beavis and Butthead, Dead Palette visits Colonel Sander's secret cave, and Abysmii shows off his knowledge of rock climbing. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
In this episode we delve into the spinpasta wikia to read a story about someone who wanted to be the best, like no one ever was. But found themselves in a survival situation they didn't bargain for. Will this young man succumb to hunger? Also, Abysmii professes his love for women with 10 toes, DP describes his experience at a bar frequented by sorority girls, Slimebeast wonders how pokeballs work, and Jeff from the Overwatch Team updates you on his Pokemon fan fiction. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
Here we have the FEARFIC crew stumbling into the dark world of the "Let's Not Meet" subreddit and instantly regretting it. The subreddit is allegedly for real life scary events but people also post blatantly fake stuff there. We debate even reading certain stories from the site before finding something obviously fake. DP discovers the rabbit hole that is "Ryona" Youtube videos, Abysmii lies about his drinking, and Slime discusses his conspiracy theory about Private Parking Only signs. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
In this episode we take a look at two safe SCPs and ponder why safe SCPs are so much cooler than the keter class. We have a party with Slinky Man and he luckily disposes of our dead escort. Then we play pretend with a haunted Nintendo Zapper. Slimebeast hates on how mainstream Duck Hunt is, Abysmii has a crisis of time, and DP suffers like G did. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
Drama ensues when DP can't agree with Abysmii and Slimebeast on where to eat before going out to bars with 'hidden menus' and interesting social interactions. But to make everyone happy, the team decides hits up Mcdonald's for Abysmii and Slime, then DP gets a baked Potato at Wendy's. But will everything go according to plan, or will the boys need to party on an empty stomach. Spoiler: Food machine broke. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
The crew delve into the din of villiany and dubcon that is the website "Archive of Our Own" to read a Jeff and Jane fan fiction. Then they discuss "Snaking", the new trending that might land you in hot water. There is then a discussion about a grizzly bear dating a manic pixie dream girl. Also, they discuss what would happen if Team Rocket worked in print media. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
We take a look at the top rated story on R/nosleep and take a trip into a secret basement library in hopes of finding some entertaining books for the summer. But will the front loaded title ruin the experience? Also, DP discusses the number of images in his secret folder, Slime talks about his love for size difference relationships, and Abysmii continues to not be a lawyer This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
In the inaugural episode of FEARFIC, we take a look at the first in a series of 132 short stories called "The Fleming Storage Units Project." Each entry is based around scary, unsettling, or bizarre things happening in a storage unit. This one in particular starts with a child's disappearance and some mysterious notes written to her father. Also, DP discusses his war with Brazil, Slime discusses his dreams of a barber shop quartet, and Abysmii discusses how much mustard can be on a legal document before it's thrown out of court. Lastly, we meet everyone's favorite condiment-loving public defender... This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
An introduction to the show, the hosts, the mission statement, and running down some common terms that will be used in critiquing internet horror stories. This is the Fearfic Podcast, where talking Basement goo Slimebeast, inebriated interstellar traveler Abysmii, and irritable ghostly creep Dead Palette, read all stories horror and Internet related, paragraph by paragraph, and mess around while they do it. From adolescent revenge fantasies to subtle post modern narratives about real life events, and everything in between, we read it and critique.
You're about to get more than you bargained for as Dead Palette, Chelsea and Travis become the Sunshine Biscuit Division. They rise and shine the light of day on a lost scene of "Saved By The Bell" and a haunted copy of Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3
Dead Palette and two of his friends talk about guns and slang terms for awhile and then read a couple stories about guns or something I guess. Whatever."We Make Guns" is credited to FRAAANK!!! Read along here; "The Old House in Gettysburg" is credited to Saintmichael1226. Read along here.
An episode from our archives, considered for a new segment of the show but never followed through on... until now. David, Dead Palette and Allen are given several short stories by ClericofMadness from Creepypasta Wiki's Content Abuse Log: stories that are automatically blocked due to cliches, overused tropes and just plain clumsiness.
The plot thickens as our protagonists begin seriously trying to learn the truth behind Borrasca, and the effect it has on the town. Meanwhile, David, Dead Palette and Allen continue to be dummies, and Gram-Gram doesn't know when to quit."Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
David and Dead Palette meet with half the cast of Rawdog Readings - Zath, HyperThermal and Beth - to imbibe another Patron's Poison of a eerie encounter on a dark mountain trail. Is the whole thing to be taken at face value, or does a joke observation by Dead Palette turn out to be the clumsy hidden subtext of the tale?"Prey" is credited to John R. Read along here.
Allen is sick, putting Borrasca on hold for a little bit, so join David, Dead Palette, Kaela and Mike MacDee for a paw-fully good time diving into yet another weird little pocket of the internet. What will they find on a Creepypasta Wiki meant only for stories related to a kids show they've never seen?"The Road To The End" is credited to SilverCestor789."Evil Patrol" is credited to Chase787.
After what feels like ages of hoping, David finally gets his wish as he, Dead Palette and Allen get started reading the novella-length C.K. Walker story, set in a small Ozarks town and through the eyes of a child, at least to start with. Will it prove to be all it's cracked up to be? And why did Dead Palette decide it was a good idea to invite Gram-Gram Palette along?"Borrasca" is credited to C.K. Walker, aka The_Dalek_Emperor. Read along here.
It's true when they say too much TV will kill you. Allen, Dead Palette, Eli and Kylie read a a story of a "hyper-realistic" surprise gone bad, with the occasional chime in of special guest Raptor Noises."HD Death" is credited to Umbrello.
Allen is David, Dead Palette is Abysmii, Eli and Kylie from Cinema Nippon/Animal Fact Files are themselves, and there might be a cameo by Prasakour as raptor noises in yet another ponderous edition of Short and Shivery."The Special Ingredient" is credited to sgy0003."Purgatory" is credited to Fluteheart.
David, Dead Palette and Allen would walk at least that far to get you another batch of RitualPasta. This time they take a little road trip down a spooky stretch of highway looking for their ultimate desire. Will they get their wish, or will the story leave them wishing they hadn't read it at all?"11 Miles" is credited to Emerry.
Dead Palette and CF Comer resume their discussion of the Silent Hill movies with Silent Hill: Revelations.
Dead Palette and Chelsea are back, and so is Short and Shivery in a short timespan. Ity's time for more haunted gaming, in this case Resident Evil 4 and Devil May Cry. Do we even need to ask at this point if these stories will be any good? Because we all know in our hearts how it's probably gonna go down..."Resident Evil 4: One Chance Only" has no original credit; "Devil May Cry: Dante's Revenge" is credited to Dragonrights72.
Dead Palette and guest, CF Comer, take over to review and discuss the Silent Movie released back in 2006.
Dead Palette is flying solo in this episode, joined only by his mysterious Tulpa, C.F. Comer, as they spelunk into a pair of pastas based on Tomb Raider. What a great way to start 2018, eh?"Tomb Raider Creepypasta" is credited to Percydercymercy2; "Tomb Raider 3: Game Over!" is credited to SmashBrawlFanfiction.
Surprise! It's Christmas, and David, Dead Palette and Allen are the gift that keeps on giving. This episode is pretty much nothing but holiday discussion, with a NoSleep story tied on like a bow at the very end. We hope you enjoy, and we wish you happy holidays, no matter what you celebrate (or don't, as the case may be)."'I hear Santa's reindeer outside!' shouted my six-year-old" is credited to BlairDaniels.
While the Pasta Shade was away, the cast and crew of Midnight Marinara/Undercooked Analysis represented both shows at the Midsummer Scream Halloween Convention. Join them for three short audio dramas and one hilarious cold read...Featuring David King, Kaela Berry, Dead Palette, Allen Chaney, Matt Holley and Abysmii.Recorded July 30th, 2017 at the Long Beach Convention Center.
Dead Palette and Allen Chaney take over The Witching Hour to review the newly released It movie.
As the hiatus continues, today we bring you a special Dead SRS reading from Dead Palette of a story written by our host, Seid.
The world of Creepypasta narration can be surprisingly cutthroat, and has more masks than one might expect... Featuring the voices of (in order of appearance) Matt Holley, Kaela Berry, Nick Barbera, David King, Dead Palette and Allen Chaney.Written by Slimebeast.Music by Kevin MacLeod and myuu.Mixed and edited by David King
Joined by guest host, Dead Palette, today we return to the Tallahassee Harlot urban legends and go into the true origins of the story.
Today we share and talk about a little known urban legend, but a favorite among our hosts, The Tallahassee Harlot. Along with guest host, Dead Palette, join us for the first half of this two part episode.
Joined by guest host, Dead Palette, today we continue our found footage discussion. This time with a focus on horror video games.
Welcome to Dizzy's Diner, where one lucky customer is about it win the prize of a lifetime: free hamburgers for the rest of their life. Is it too good to be true? Surprisingly, the problem lies not with the prize, but with the trouble it causes for Dizzy himself... Featuring the voices of (in order of appearance) Allen Chaney, Dead Palette, Matt Benson, David King, Kaela Berry and Nick Nocturne.Written for Midnight Marinara by Slimebeast.Opening theme by John King; additional music by Kevin MacLeod.Mixed and edited by David King.
Today we're joined by Dead Palette and David King as we discuss Stranger Things, a recent Netflix original series and that released back in July.
Today its all about Pokemon! We go through creepy Pokemon facts and talk a little about some Pokemon related creepypasta. Joined by guest host Dead Palette.
With the recent release of The Conjuring 2, and with guest host Dead Palette, we take a look into the lives and investigations of paranormal investigators, Ed & Lorraine Warren. Along with a game of Stranger Than Fiction!
Today's episode, Dead Palette returns to share with us urban legends from his hometown of Chillicothe, Ohio.
Today's episode we have a story reading for you! Written by our host, Seid, and read by guest, Dead Palette. The story is called Highway 101 Near Cannon Beach and is about the Oregon urban legend the Bandage Man.
Today's episode we talk to Youtuber and co-host from Under Cooked Analysis, Dead Palette
Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time... Featuring the voices of (in order of appearance) Nick Nocturne, Spenser Fernandez, Kaela Berry, Robin King, Xander Mobus and Dead Palette."The Harbinger Experiment" is credited to Zyon J. Read it here.Opening theme by John King; additional music by myuu, Kevin MacLeod and the Bernie Cummins' Orchestra.Mixed and edited by David King.
It's the first day of Summer at Zoombezi Bay water park, and Jim's first day on the job as a lifeguard. As if huge crowds and strange coworkers weren't enough, there's also the suspicious old man hovering near the Cyclone, the one the rest of staff doesn't want him to talk to... Featuring the voices of (in order of appearance) Dead Palette, Allen Chaney, Aleu Moana, Slimebeast and Matt Holley.Written for Midnight Marinara by Dead Palette.Opening theme by John King; additional music by Kevin MacLeod.Mixed and edited by David King.
Six months after a gentle Christmas snowfall alters the fate of the world, one meteorologist discovers a change in weather and sets out in search of answers in the frigid wastes... Featuring the voices of (in order of appearance) Dead Palette, David King, Chad Garcia (of Frosted Mini Fears), Nick Atwell and Sparrow Rayne.Based on the original story by Ashe Abbott. Read it here.Opening music by myuu; "White Christmas" is by Bing Crosby.Mixed and edited by David King.
The Ringmaster unveils his side of a two-part carnival sideshow: Baxter Melvin, a professional wrestling manager who just can't seem to catch a break one exhausting and strange Halloween evening... For the rest of the story, check out "Malnourished," presented by Dead Palette.Featuring the voices of (in order of appearance) Matt Benson, Marissa Marinello, Katie Patterson, Davis Arnold, Elana K. Arnold, Dead Palette, Emma Goddard, Matt Holley, Joe Adams and Kaela Berry; the voice of the Ringmaster is Xander Mobus.Opening theme by CaptainInsanity.Mixed and edited by David King.Written for Midnight Marinara by Dead Palette.
Several forum posters reminisce about a low-budget kids show they recall from the early 70s, though they might regret how much they start to recall... Please donate to Dave Berry's Melanoma Cancer FundFeaturing the voices of (in order of appearance) Kaela Berry, T.J. Dasch, Dead Palette and Matt Holley.Opening theme by John King; additional music by Ben Hayward and Kevin MacLeod.Mixed and edited by David King.Story by Kris Straub. Read it here.
"Games! Rides! Animals! Family Fun! 25 MILES AHEAD!" Featuring the voices of (in order of appearance) Dead Palette, Sam Rusk, Sasha Kuzcynski, Edward Stafford and Joe Rusk.Music by Kevin MacLeod and myuu;"Lumberjack Dan" lyrics by Slimebeast, melody by myuu. Vocals by David King.Based on the original story by Slimebeast. Read it here.