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The Pope is dead, and it's time to elect another. Also, Jordan Peterson pissed off the National Socialist side of Twitter (X). Have an amazing day and thanks for watching.
What does Facebook provide to you? And what does it require you to give? A pro-con list of having a Facebook account quickly turns into a conspiracy theory. Do not post. Have an awesome day.
What is older brother core? Rodrick Heffley may be the best example I have, but what does it mean on a deeper level about Gen Z? Ee Er
The videos of Will Smith eating spaghetti from 2 years ago were the tip of an iceberg that could exterminate humanity. Why are so many people giddy and excited about producing slop? We tackle these tough questions in episode 61 of Alternative Jargon. Have a great day.
What a crazy book. David Foster Wallace is an artist and a keyboard is his canvas. Somewhere Mario Incandenza is shaking hands while everyone squeezes a tennis ball.
Democrats are trying to do an auction in the Senate chamber, Armie Hammer is very hungry (hungry dogs run faster), Kanye is forcing kids to visit llamas, and crack is coming to the NFL.
Democrats are trying to do an auction in the Senate chamber, Armie Hammer is very hungry (hungry dogs run faster), Kanye is forcing kids to visit llamas, and crack is coming to the NFL.
Let's talk about Bryan Johnson, the modern Dr. Frankenstein. He's crazy, but he's awesome. They're also sinking ships in Florida for fish and potentially looking into Fort Knox.
Today I'm cutting a rug on the Chiefs' and some singer's behalf. I don't HATE anyone, but I can certainly find things to dislike about them. If you don't dislike things, what power does your liking have? Enjoy.
Today I nerd out on Super Bowl Logos, scorebugs, and all the behind the scenes to branding the big day. Then I talk about the declining visual quality of the National Basketball Association.
Welcome back! The best passive income might come from your furry friend! Pitching a capitalist Fursuit of Happyness type of movie could be very successful. Also, I am baffled at the rise of fascism in our world once again (Patrick MaKampf).
I got swatted on Election Night. But who did I cast my ballot for? Find out in episode 54.
HP Lovecraft, prank calls, and the real horror: politics. Welcome to the second annual AJ Halloween Special.
DISCLAIMER: all themes of assassination, death, and violence in this podcast episode are meant for comedic and entertainment purposes only. Alternative Jargon believes in listening to and allowing all political beliefs to be heard and does not support any means to silence them such as; censorship, arguments about golf, and blowing the head off of those you disagree with.
Feel that breeze? See that NFL schedule? Autumn has returned, and I couldn't be happier.
This podcast episode is my humiliation ritual to induct myself into the Hollywood elite group. Just kidding, today I analyze the overuse of certain conspiracy theories, thus sending the ones that should be discussed to the wayside. #joke #podcast #satire
Are books the best medium for consumption? What differentiates them from exploring a story/topic from a movie? Also, living in 20th century Europe would've been crazy.
Did MrBeast commit crimes against humanity in a video? Are his virtuous actions getting in the way of criticism of him? Content that is just a means to an end sucks. Why are people huffing Galaxy Gas? Welcome to episode 47.
Wall Street is bearing, summer is a miserable hellfire, and people on TikTok don't know how to speak proper English. All speech in this episode is intended for comedic purposes and is not intended to spark any type of violent or hateful behavior. Sarcasm, satire, and humor is used in this episode for humorous intent, and nothing more.#joke #sarcasm #satire #notserious #peace #love
The least entertaining, most pretentious sounding episode I've ever put out. I'd like to preface everything I say in today's episode by stating that I do not hate the people described in a negative light in this at all, but that I only want what's best for them. Also, I'm not losing my mind. Enjoy.
Joe Biden has dropped out of the election to pursue Olympic Decathlon Gold. What does this mean for our country, and how will Hunter fit in as his father's plus one at the Paris village?
Nobody wants to talk about the future employability of Trump's shooter. Let's give him some tips today to help him out, because everyone gets a second chance. (He's dead).
Luke Wilson is a YouTuber delving into topics like pop culture, anime, and much more through video essays and other forms of content. Find his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSyrvXfwcSpmxvVUZ2tJ6dw Thanks to Luke for taking the time to have a conversation.
Is the United States of America on its way out? Is the TikTok Ashley bot the best thing since sliced bread? Episode 41 of Alternative Jargon tries to answer these questions.
Charli XCX, uncooked burgers, and talks of the immense US heat wave are featured in the Biblical episode 40 of Alternative Jargon.
Who are you voting for? Who cares. It doesn't matter, I just want to get beef jerky and energy drinks for cheaper at the store. Welcome back folks.
I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO ENTER YOUR CAITLIN CLARK ARC IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY. BY THAT, I MEAN DOMINATE YOUR FIELD. WELCOME TO ALTERNATIVE JARGON.
LET'S DIVE INTO THE DARK WORLD OF FINE DINING AND WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT IF A FANCY RESTAURANT OPENS NEAR YOU.
Today let's discuss Jesus Christ returning in the form of a stingray and Shane Gillis hosting SNL.
Today I discuss the Apple Vision Pro and how it will let you wear Fortnite skins someday. I also talk about how to keep your TikTok echo chamber interesting.
Today, I've got a bone to pick about the boneheads who truly believe that the NFL is scripted by a group of graphic designers. Sigh
Let's discuss everyone's favorite human trafficker and all of his buddies today. It's happening.
Let's discuss the crazy world of sports betting, as well as a give a pitch for a sportsbook where you can bet on real life lines, spreads, and overs/unders.
On the 4th ever guest episode of AJ, we dive into a multitude of conspiracies. From MK Ultra to Amelia Earhart, sit back and enjoy.
Today we will discuss the interesting methods of execution that have been used throughout the years. Brutal stuff man...
The first ever special edition of AJ. Full of jokes, twists, turns, and scares, sit back and enjoy the show!
TODAY I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS SOME FUN WAYS WE COULD USE THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM TESTED THIS WEEK, AND SOME OTHER HUMOROUS THINGS AS WELL. WELCOME TO EPISODE 23 OF ALTERNATIVE JARGON.
Today, I'm feeling 22. Let's discuss the woman who is currently on top of the world.
Let's discuss things you can buy cheap and things you can't, as well as uncover the Pharaoh's Curse.
Today let's discuss Danelo Cavalcante, the aliens in Mexico, and the downfall of McDonald's. Welcome to episode 20.
Today in the 3rd guest episode we discuss chicken tumors, Antartica theories, and much more.
Is Hurricane Hilary really just an inside job done by the Hollywood strike? Also, let's discuss the absurdity of Johnny Manziel's story.
Second ever guest episode of AJ. All topics are in play today.