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#65 Most Obvious Fed

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 43:10


This is for comedic and entertainment purposes only and is not to be taken seriously (Just like "FittestFlatEarther."

#64 Vatican Privilege

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 40:15


The Pope is dead, and it's time to elect another. Also, Jordan Peterson pissed off the National Socialist side of Twitter (X). Have an amazing day and thanks for watching.

#63 Facebook is the Antichrist

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2025 40:28


What does Facebook provide to you? And what does it require you to give? A pro-con list of having a Facebook account quickly turns into a conspiracy theory. Do not post. Have an awesome day.

#62 Older Brother Core

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2025 22:47


What is older brother core? Rodrick Heffley may be the best example I have, but what does it mean on a deeper level about Gen Z? Ee Er

#61 AI Needs to Die

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 37:27


The videos of Will Smith eating spaghetti from 2 years ago were the tip of an iceberg that could exterminate humanity. Why are so many people giddy and excited about producing slop? We tackle these tough questions in episode 61 of Alternative Jargon. Have a great day.

#60 Infinite Jest

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 41:10


What a crazy book. David Foster Wallace is an artist and a keyboard is his canvas. Somewhere Mario Incandenza is shaking hands while everyone squeezes a tennis ball.

#59 r/CannibalismApologists

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 34:52


Democrats are trying to do an auction in the Senate chamber, Armie Hammer is very hungry (hungry dogs run faster), Kanye is forcing kids to visit llamas, and crack is coming to the NFL.

#59 r/CannibalismApologists

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2025 35:16


Democrats are trying to do an auction in the Senate chamber, Armie Hammer is very hungry (hungry dogs run faster), Kanye is forcing kids to visit llamas, and crack is coming to the NFL.

#58 Modern Mad Scientist

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2025 41:15


Let's talk about Bryan Johnson, the modern Dr. Frankenstein. He's crazy, but he's awesome. They're also sinking ships in Florida for fish and potentially looking into Fort Knox.

#57 Dancing on the Grave

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 41:13


Today I'm cutting a rug on the Chiefs' and some singer's behalf. I don't HATE anyone, but I can certainly find things to dislike about them. If you don't dislike things, what power does your liking have? Enjoy.

#56 Super Bowl Logos & NBA Devolution

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 39:19


Today I nerd out on Super Bowl Logos, scorebugs, and all the behind the scenes to branding the big day. Then I talk about the declining visual quality of the National Basketball Association.

#55 Pet Influencers & the Rise of Fascism

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 34:42


Welcome back! The best passive income might come from your furry friend! Pitching a capitalist Fursuit of Happyness type of movie could be very successful. Also, I am baffled at the rise of fascism in our world once again (Patrick MaKampf).

#54 Election Night Swatting

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 29:29


I got swatted on Election Night. But who did I cast my ballot for? Find out in episode 54.

#53 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL Year 2

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2024 46:09


HP Lovecraft, prank calls, and the real horror: politics. Welcome to the second annual AJ Halloween Special.

#52 Diddy & Trump's Vulnerability

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 35:01


DISCLAIMER: all themes of assassination, death, and violence in this podcast episode are meant for comedic and entertainment purposes only. Alternative Jargon believes in listening to and allowing all political beliefs to be heard and does not support any means to silence them such as; censorship, arguments about golf, and blowing the head off of those you disagree with.

#51 My Sister

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 52:07


My sister joins the show today.

#50 Fall is Here

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2024 22:22


Feel that breeze? See that NFL schedule? Autumn has returned, and I couldn't be happier.

#49 My Humiliation Ritual

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 31:40


This podcast episode is my humiliation ritual to induct myself into the Hollywood elite group. Just kidding, today I analyze the overuse of certain conspiracy theories, thus sending the ones that should be discussed to the wayside. #joke #podcast #satire

#48 Goodreads and Gulags

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 27:36


Are books the best medium for consumption? What differentiates them from exploring a story/topic from a movie? Also, living in 20th century Europe would've been crazy.

#47 MrCease and Desist

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 37:38


Did MrBeast commit crimes against humanity in a video? Are his virtuous actions getting in the way of criticism of him? Content that is just a means to an end sucks. Why are people huffing Galaxy Gas? Welcome to episode 47.

#46 Stock Market Murder

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 34:07


Wall Street is bearing, summer is a miserable hellfire, and people on TikTok don't know how to speak proper English. All speech in this episode is intended for comedic purposes and is not intended to spark any type of violent or hateful behavior. Sarcasm, satire, and humor is used in this episode for humorous intent, and nothing more.#joke #sarcasm #satire #notserious #peace #love

#45 Life is Art

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 24:58


The least entertaining, most pretentious sounding episode I've ever put out. I'd like to preface everything I say in today's episode by stating that I do not hate the people described in a negative light in this at all, but that I only want what's best for them. Also, I'm not losing my mind. Enjoy.

#44 Biden's Olympic Training

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 36:26


Joe Biden has dropped out of the election to pursue Olympic Decathlon Gold. What does this mean for our country, and how will Hunter fit in as his father's plus one at the Paris village?

#43 Shooter Résumé Help

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 27:11


Nobody wants to talk about the future employability of Trump's shooter. Let's give him some tips today to help him out, because everyone gets a second chance. (He's dead).

#42 LukeWilsonTV

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2024 47:47


Luke Wilson is a YouTuber delving into topics like pop culture, anime, and much more through video essays and other forms of content. Find his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSyrvXfwcSpmxvVUZ2tJ6dw Thanks to Luke for taking the time to have a conversation.

#41 The End of the Empire

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2024 29:04


Is the United States of America on its way out? Is the TikTok Ashley bot the best thing since sliced bread? Episode 41 of Alternative Jargon tries to answer these questions.

#40 Heat Wave Rave

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 25:02


Charli XCX, uncooked burgers, and talks of the immense US heat wave are featured in the Biblical episode 40 of Alternative Jargon.

#39 Politicians in Masks

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2024 31:38


#jokes #joke #comedy #notserious

#38 Elections Don't Matter

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 31:01


Who are you voting for? Who cares. It doesn't matter, I just want to get beef jerky and energy drinks for cheaper at the store. Welcome back folks.

#37 Block Party Eve

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2024 31:20


For all my Bloom people out there.

#36 Caitlin Clark Arc

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2024 34:42


I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO ENTER YOUR CAITLIN CLARK ARC IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY.  BY THAT, I MEAN DOMINATE YOUR FIELD. WELCOME TO ALTERNATIVE JARGON.

#35 Middleton East Conflict

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2024 29:43


#34 Satanic Cultinary School

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 34:56


LET'S DIVE INTO THE DARK WORLD OF FINE DINING AND WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT IF A FANCY RESTAURANT OPENS NEAR YOU.

#33 Return of the Sting

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2024 33:54


Today let's discuss Jesus Christ returning in the form of a stingray and Shane Gillis hosting SNL.

#32 Lack of Algorhythm

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 32:55


Today I discuss the Apple Vision Pro and how it will let you wear Fortnite skins someday. I also talk about how to keep your TikTok echo chamber interesting.

#31 Stanley Cup Champions

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2024 28:56


#30 NFL Script Rant

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2024 38:05


Today, I've got a bone to pick about the boneheads who truly believe that the NFL is scripted by a group of graphic designers. Sigh

#29 Pedophile Exile

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2024 35:54


Let's discuss everyone's favorite human trafficker and all of his buddies today. It's happening.

#28 New Year Pep Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2023 42:50


Have a good year.

#27 Vegas Dark Magic

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2023 40:41


Let's discuss the crazy world of sports betting, as well as a give a pitch for a sportsbook where you can bet on real life lines, spreads, and overs/unders.

#26 Conspiracies w/ Kelsey, Hannah, and Nick

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 49:21


On the 4th ever guest episode of AJ, we dive into a multitude of conspiracies. From MK Ultra to Amelia Earhart, sit back and enjoy.

#25 Solid Execution

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2023 36:21


Today we will discuss the interesting methods of execution that have been used throughout the years. Brutal stuff man...

#24 HALLOWEEN SPECIAL

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 42:16


The first ever special edition of AJ. Full of jokes, twists, turns, and scares, sit back and enjoy the show!

#23 Emergency Alert Trolling

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 35:36


TODAY I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS SOME FUN WAYS WE COULD USE THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM TESTED THIS WEEK, AND SOME OTHER HUMOROUS THINGS AS WELL. WELCOME TO EPISODE 23 OF ALTERNATIVE JARGON.

#22 Taylor Swift (David's Version)

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2023 34:02


Today, I'm feeling 22. Let's discuss the woman who is currently on top of the world.

#21 The Pharaoh's Curse

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2023 35:28


Let's discuss things you can buy cheap and things you can't, as well as uncover the Pharaoh's Curse.

#20 Aliens in Mexico!

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 36:42


Today let's discuss Danelo Cavalcante, the aliens in Mexico, and the downfall of McDonald's. Welcome to episode 20.

#19 Lantern Fly Invasion

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2023 35:04


welcome to episode 19 folks.

#18 Tyler Winhofer and Collin Sanford

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 66:08


Today in the 3rd guest episode we discuss chicken tumors, Antartica theories, and much more.

#17 Hurricane Hillary Clinton

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 35:29


Is Hurricane Hilary really just an inside job done by the Hollywood strike? Also, let's discuss the absurdity of Johnny Manziel's story.

#16 Garrett Walk and Max Sadvary

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2023 53:17


Second ever guest episode of AJ. All topics are in play today.

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