Billy Joe Mates

This week, Parsons dines out 3 times and does London's tourist scene. Emslie goes house hunting and what are the best board games? Emslie has the answers! Emslies Mach fest show is on sale here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/If you want to see Parsons in Leeds (and why wouldn't you), you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

Emslie's finally writing a show, so it's time for Parsons to pester him about how it's going. The boys also discuss the worst delivery companies and Parsons talks about life with a kitten. Emslies Mach fest show is on sale here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

In this weeks episode, Parsons has a cultural day out and a restaurant experience to remember. Meanwhile Emslie ponders whether to become a meat eater again. Oh... and Parsons outlines how he would run a dictatorship. Emslies Mach fest show is on sale here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

In this weeks episode, Emslie celebrates his 6 month sabbatical, Parsons introduces a new furry friend and the boys talk about what they'd do if they join the army. Emslie is at Mach fest with a work in progress of his new show, you can grab tickets here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

The tour is over (for now), so what next for Parsons? The boys also look life before stand up and it's time for another revisit to Parsons' Chat GPT diaries. Emslie is at Mach fest with a work in progress of his new show, you can grab tickets here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/If you want to see Joseph Parsons in Leeds (and potentially other places depending on when you're watching or listening to this), you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

The boys are back with some top chat. Parsons has been to Inside Number 9 live and saw one of the Worlds greatest shopping lists. Emslie exposes his poor spelling and poor maths skills. Do gays use more lube? Well, let's find out. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourEmslie's Mach Fest show is here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

This week, Parsons and Emslie finally introduce a long awaited feature - Parsons' Chat GPT Diary. The boys also discuss phobias and the punctuality of Pete Doherty. It really is an episode that has it all. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourIf you want to see Emslie's Mach Fest show: "Splish Splosh WIP", you can here: https://machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2025/joseph-emslie/You can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

Parsons and Emslie discuss an eventful trip to Glasgow as they go into frank detail about the realities of putting on your first tour as a stand up comedian. Parsons reveals the good and the bad of being on tour, dealing with an unruly couple. Plus the boys recount somewhat bewildering and scary encounter with a man in the centre of Glasgow. Probably should say, very light trigger warning here for those not wanting to hear about homophobia today.If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

Emslie says goodbye to his childhood family home and memories are shared. Also on the menu are claims to fame and some awful fashion choices.If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

In this weeks episode, Emslie has an embarrassing moment at a stand up gig and Parsons kicked a ball into his own face. Also on the menu is of course, some top tour chat and Parsons teeth straightening journey. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram: / parsonsandemslie / joseph.emslie / josephparsonscomedy Bluesky:

Listeners, his tour has "began"! Parsons has started his tour and at the time of recording, we have absolutely no idea how it's gone so far. On this episode the boys talk about getting sayings wrong, making friends in the gym and their issues with the guests on the Graham Norton show. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

In this episode Parsons and Emslie talk about their old jobs, including some revelations about Next, Emslie's first paper round and a mad story about Parsons' angry boss in a cafe. The boys also talk nicknames and of course there's a smidge of tour chat. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

This week Emslie has a go at Parsons for his approach to dating. Also on the menu, Parsons' new hobby and some driving chat. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

Happy New Year everyone, the boys are back after the festive period with one of their funniest podcasts yet. This episode starts off with school chat and somehow meanders into a light-hearted chat about death. In the words of Ange Postecoglou, "it's just what we do mate". Don't worry you don't need to understand that reference. Anyway! If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

This week, Emslie goes the extra mile to help a stranger and Parsons talks about his Shane McGowan impression at a school assembly. Not sure if you noticed but it's Christmas, so on this weeks festive menu, we indulge in some chat about Christmas traditions, nativity plays and the new fad of every business having a 'wrapped'. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

As promised, the boys talk about Emslie's obsession with getting off smartphones and Parsons shares the stresses, trials and tribulations around his upcoming tour (which couldn't be more on sale). If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

This week the boys marvel at how their on-the-money prediction about Gregg Wallace lead to the demise of his career just days later. Also on the menu, eating alone alone at restaurants, our geekier sides and Parsons' appearance on First Dates.If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

Parsons and Emslie return with another dose of top chat. On today's menu, for starters they talk about massages, for main they talk about haircuts, and for dessert they talk about terrible TV. If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at:https://www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliehttps://www.instagram.com/joseph.emsliehttps://www.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

Comedians Joseph Parsons and Joseph Emslie return with a new major hit podcast (they hope). In this first episode, the boys introduce themselves by giving each other a thorough review of their worst personality traits. Also covered on the show, the boys talk about burner email accounts, dying on stage in a stand up gig and Greg Wallace for some reason (if you're reading this Greg, I'd probably give this podcast a swerve). If you want to see Joseph Parsons on tour, you can buy tickets at www.josephparsons.co.uk/tourYou can contact these most beautiful of boys on social media or simply comment below.Instagram:www.instagram.com/parsonsandemsliewww.instagram.com/joseph.emsliewww.instagram.com/josephparsonscomedyBluesky:https://bsky.app/profile/parsonsandemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephemslie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/josephparsons.bsky.socialTitle track credit: "Once Is Enough" - Margareta (it's a banger)

Parsons and Emslie are relieving the world of UCAS as they get as close to Oxford University as they have ever been (academically it was never going to happen). If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslieFancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoematesAnd finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

It's time for something incredibly high brow. It's time for the Tate Modern. With P&E having to speak quieter as to not disturb their fellow art lovers, can Parsons overcome the hurdle of sound quality in the edit? Spoiler alert, he did. Emslie struggles to get his head around art, can Parsons help him see modernism from a different perspective? If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslieFancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoematesAnd finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

Parsons and Emslie are in London and they've gone to a classic school trip location. If you like rocks, you'll love the Natural History Museum. If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslieFancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoematesAnd finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

Part 2 of Bristol Zoo with Parsons and Emslie! If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslieFancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoematesAnd finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

This week Parsons and Emslie have some more animal based fun (in a normal way) at Bristol Zoo for a very special 2 parter. If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslieFancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoematesAnd finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

Parsons and Emslie are on the road as they return for a special series of school trips. Recorded in the winter of this year, Parsons and Emslie try valiantly to paint the scene in several locations in the UK as they try and learn... something? This week, they're in Bristol at the Aquarium!If you want to support us on our endeavours, please support our Patreon where some special content will be uploaded: https://www.patreon.com/parsonsandemslieFancy a one off donation? Well jump on to https://ko-fi.com/billyjoematesAnd finally if you want to see Parsons do his hit show at the Pleasance in London find more details here: http://www.josephparsons.co.uk

Parsons and Emslie jump into the kitchen for this episode to teach you, the listener(s), Parsons' very own Paneer Curry. The boys talk all things food, reminisce school dinners and attempt some pretty below par riffs and accents. So grab your wooden spoon, pour a glass of wine and cook along. Below is the recipe:This recipe kind of evolved from a Madras so I’d say this is a coconutty version of a tikka masala. South India apparently like to do coconut curries so lets rebrand it to a South Indian Paneer Curry.For the curryFinely chop 4 or 5 cloves of garlic, 1 hefty thumb of ginger and 1 or 2 chillis, pop them into a mortar and pestle the shit out of them. Optional tea spoon of mustard seeds can be thrown in here.Add in 2 teaspoons of garam masala, 2 teaspoons of turmeric, half a teaspoon of cumin, 1 teaspoon of coriander and half a teaspoon of cinnamon. Follow this by adding 1/2 tablespoon of tomato puree, a rough tablespoon glug of any oil you have to hand and a tablespoon of chopped tomatoes. Mix together and your paste is complete. Chop 2 small onions or one big one as finely as you like, pop 2 teaspoons of ghee into a casserole dish on a medium heat and add the onions. Let the onions go nice and golden and catch slightly on the sides for maximum flavour. I tend to keep the heat steady so I can get on with the paneer.Chop the paneer into cubes and in a separate pan, whack a bit of sunflower oil on a pretty high heat. Add the paneer for about 2/3 minutes on each side. I find 2 sides golden keeps a slight bite to them and sill keeps them soft enough. Remove from heat when done. Add the spice mix to the now beautifully golden onions and cook through for a good 2/4 minutes adding a couple of splashes of water to loosen it up a bit if needed. Throw in the paneer and chopped red peppers and fry within the mix for a minute or two. Add in a tin of chopped tomatoes and half a tin of coconut milk. If it's lacking a bit of sauce, you may need some more chopped tomatoes - I’d add more tomatoes rather than coconut milk as coconut milk will make it a bit too mellow. Leave to simmer for 10 mins or so on a low heat before popping in a preheated oven to 120º fan. In half an hour to an hour it’ll be done but like with all spiced things, it is always better the longer you leave it. Especially the next day!For the naan Plonk 3 cups of strong white flour, just under a tablespoon of sugar, a teaspoon of salt and 1 sachet of dried yeast in a bowl and mix together. Make a little well in the middle and add 1 and 1/2 cups of warm water slowly mixing with a flat bladed knife to bring together. Once mixed, pop the little dough baby onto the table and kneed for 5-10 mins. You can tell when the dough is ready by putting it into a ball and on the surface of the dough, stretching it. If it doesn’t tear, its ready! (This might need a demo as its hard to describe). Lightly oil a bowl and cover with lightly oiled cling film or a wet tea town. Pop it in a warm place to prove for an hour. Once its doubled in size, Tip out the dough onto a surface and loosely roll it into a baguette shape. This will knock out any unnecessary air but should still keep its light and fluffy. Split the dough into 6 balls. On a lightly floured surface, Roll the balls out to create teardrop shapes that are an inch in height. With a hot griddle pan, place the teardrops for about 2 minutes on each half. Melt some ghee and brush over the naan and they’re ready to eat!

The boys are back back for another instalment of silliness. Expect terrible impressions, stories of ghosting and a tenuous quiz on 'history'. If you want to get involved with the show, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

In the first of a special series of informal podcasts, Parsons & Emslie have chosen Geography and Media Studies to quiz each other. They compare unusual sleeping habits, Emslie tackles a supermarket slogan and Parsons struggles to say the word 'thirteen'. If you want to get involved with the show, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

The series finale is a cracker! The wonderful Kelly Convey (Leicester Comedy Festival Mercury Comedian of the Year 2017 nominee) popped in to talk about her teen years as a Chav in Chatham, misbehaving in class and resit the subject Sex Education. You can catch Kelly on @kelly_convey on social media and look out for her debut television appearance on The Stand Up Sketch Show on ITV next year! If you want to get involved with the show, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

In this Episode we welcome the superb comedian, Patrick Spicer (Leicester Mercury New Comedian of the Year Nominee) to the show. We discussed ball anxiety, Parsons fell apart in the improv round and eat some Toxic Waste. Follow Patrick using the handle @patrickspicers across all social media. If you want to get involved with the show, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

The fantastic Micky Overman (Chortle Best Newcomer Nominee) joins the boys to talk about the Dutch school system, the love of her life and shares an embarrassing story from a school trip in Rome. You can follow Micky on social media using the handle @mickyoverman. If you want to get involved with the show, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

The incredibly loveable and brilliant Sam Lake (Winner of Leicester Mercury Comedy Award 2018) popped in to resit Maths. We talk about 90's sweets, growing up in Redruth and children's telly! You can follow Sam Lake on @MrSamLake and catch him live on http://www.samlakecomedy.com/gigs. If you want to get involved with the show, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

After a strong start from Alasdair, the hugely talented Jon Long (Winner of the Musical Comedy Awards 2016) takes on Art. We talk about bands at school, sport and being Tasha Long's brother. You can find Jon on Twitter and Instagram using this handle: @JonLongStandup. If you want to get involved with the show, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

We begin series two with the incomparable Alasdair Beckett-King (Leicester Mercury Comedian of the Year and featured on BBC Radio). We chatted about growing up in North East, telling the time and his inquisitive nature as a kid. Alasdair chose to resit History as his subject for this episode, where we introduce a couple of new games! You can follow Alasdair on Twitter using the handle: @MisterABK. You can watch Alasdair on http://www.abeckettking.com/.If you want to get involved with the show, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

This is the last show of the series, and what a series it’s been! Today we have the wonderful Lew Fitz (BBC New Comedy Award, Nominee 2018 & Voted Top 5 Jokes of The Fringe: The Guardian & Dave TV, 2017). Lew attempts to take top spot whilst also talking bed bugs, impressing girls with football and having a ‘slight Northern lilt!’ You can follow Lew on Twitter here: @ThatLewFitzIf you want to get involved with the show and submit a story to the yearbook, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

After Sunil’s last minute screamer to secure joint top spot, this week we have the inimitable Huge Davies to see if he can secure the top place! Huge Davies (Comedy Central At The Comedy Store, BBC Radio 4 New Comedy Award - Nominee 2017) talks boarding school, being quiet in class and having to support Fulham in secret before taking on the quiz! You can follow Huge here: @HugeDavies Huge has a work-in-progress show in Leicester which you can find here: http://comedy-festival.co.uk/event/huge-davies-work-in-progress/If you want to get involved with the show and submit a story to the yearbook, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

Following Esther on the stand up circuit is never easy, following her on the podcast is! This week we have the coolest man in comedy, Sunil Patel (Stath Lets Flats - Channel 4 & Beat The Internet with John Robins - Dave). Sunil takes on Business Studies whilst trying to topple Jacob off the top spot, can he do it? You can follow Sunil here @SunilDPatel and find his vaults work-in-progress show here: https://vaultfestival.com/whats-on/sunil-patel-work-in-progress/If you want to get involved with the show and submit a story to the yearbook, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

After Helen put in an average performance last week this week joining us we have the wonderful Esther Manito (So You Think You’re Funny Finalist 2017). Esther resits English Literature while her typical up-beat attitude towards life! You can follow Esther on Twitter here: @esther_manito and find her Vaults Festival Show here: https://vaultfestival.com/whats-on/esther-manito-work-in-progress/?spektrix_bounce=true If you want to get involved with the show and submit a story to the yearbook, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

After Jacob's strong start in the series, joining the boys this week is the incredibly talented Helen Bauer (As seen on BBC iPlayer, BBC Three and Comedy Central). Helen attempts to resit P.E whilst giving us a wonderful insight into her school days. Helen is always performing round the country and you can find out more by following her on twitter - @HelenBaBauer as well as other social media pages. If you want to get involved with the show and submit a story to the yearbook, contact the boys on @billy_joemates or alternatively search 'Billy Joe Mates' on Facebook.

Welcome to the first episode of Billy Joe Mates, a game show that takes comedians back to school to resit a subject of their choice hosted by Joseph Emslie and Joseph Parsons. In this episode, the two Joes test the skills of comedian Jacob Hawley (as seen and heard on BBC iPlayer, BBC Radio 4 and Lad Bible) who decided to resit Biology. The boys talk with Jacob about his school days and a unique fascination that occurred when he was a scout that lead to trouble. Visit Jacob's Twitter for more details about seeing him live: @HawleyJacob and you can get tickets to his unbelievable show here: https://vaultfestival.com/whats-on/jacob-hawley-howl/?spektrix_bounce=truePlease share your yearbook entries with us on Twitter: @Billy_JoeMates We're also on Facebook: just search 'Billy Joe Mates'.