Buddies Never Die

What started out as a podcast about Austin turning 33 quickly transforms into something else. Who is Andy, what is he, who owns him and can he even say no.

It's almost Austins birthday and what better way to celebrate than planning his dream party. Listen as we put all the best ideas together to make an unforgatable night.

The podcast is all grown up, Austin has some big news about his DNA, and we give you all the helpful WW3 tips you could want.

Well… our podcast gear up and disappeared for this episode. Austin tries to cover for us by being sick, lost, hurt and having “spring for legs”. Please enjoy this mashup of some of our fav moments from past episodes. 

Can ChatGPT keep up with us?  We put AI to the test with some very important questions.  It even writes us a special mystery drama to act out live on the show!

Holy cow we're back!  The show was frozen in a secret government cryo chamber but some faithful fans melted us free.  It's so fun being together again as we rant about where we've been and give a very special shout-out to a cool dude.

We hope you enjoy some of our favorite bits from 2020

Daniel tells a truly amazing story about his families holiday experience at a Christmas tree farm. Austin is left in disbelief at how wrong it all went and demands that we roll play it out. 

The show starts backwards and our intro ends up somewhere in the middle of the episode. We try another new segment that makes us laugh way too hard and the show wraps with a life or death question about Totino’s Pizza Rolls.

What if we wrote a movie? What if it was a sequel to A League of Their Own? But this one is starring Clint Eastwood, Dennis Quaid, Danny Glover, Kevin Costner, Jackie Chan and many others. Listen in to hear one of the greatest film ideas ever.

We dive way too deep into the history of bananas and their former glory in the USA. Can we ever recover? What other fruit facts can we find? Later in the show the guys give a shout out to a wonderful listener and wrap things up by dealing with a big problem in a new segment called “Take it to Court”

A busy schedule spells trouble for Daniel. Austin shares his recent hotel secrets. Andy gets spooked after watching the Jack Ryan series. We wrap it up by sharing tips to solve the loneliness of working remotely.

What if YWAM training was more like an action adventure tv series? Could you make it to the next season? Were artists hired to draw “bird-guys” for the top of the Ark of the Covenant? Which one lived to see their art used? Austin had a blast on his vacation to Columbia but a pedicure almost changed that.

Hey! It’s a new century & a new season for the Buddies.  We talk about all kinds-o-things in our first episode of 2020 including Austin & Daniel’s Star Wars review, Andy’s face skin and his confusion about the Mandalorian, and Daniel takes on his fear of flying with some helpful tips.

We were all in town together again for a few days so listen in as we remember the good times.  Later we try our best to keep America great as the new Presidents of this great country.

We discover that the term “zero-point-turn” came from Batman. Andy claims to have found the clean version of Game of Thrones a few years ago. Daniel plays an improv character who appears to be a doomsday prepper with a secret. This episode powered by Bang Energy Drink.

In this episode we find out the animal-human relationships Daniel can respect, Austin wonders what it’s like to see through they eyes of a falcon, and Andy thinks Noah may have ridden on giant doves to find land. You’ll also hear an amazing story about deadly land birds and their beef with Austin.

Despite Andy recording with his mic pointed backwards the whole show...we decided to post the episode anyway. Daniel finds out the Power Team is still around and reads their amazing bios. What can a person get when they recieve bad service at a restaurant? Inspiration, that’s what. Later in the show Daniel ranks his favorite Disney songs while Austin asks “What’s a Whip and what’s the Nae Nae”

After being graced with some wonderful Broadway singing from Daniel we learn that burrito means little donkey. Austin buys a new house, yay! Thanks to Destiny... and Morgan we have 2 great questions this week, “How To Camp?” and “What if the Buddies Went on Shark Tank?”   *Sorry for Andy’s mic, he had some trouble and had to use the backup :(

This show features robot doctors and a McDonalds on the moon. Are blimps as cool as we think they are? We hear about a new kind of sky writing as well as the reason behind the loop in medieval war trumpets. A couple great fan questions this week, one of which sends us on a quest for the perfect milk themed romantic date night.

If our bodies we’re placed in the catacombs back in the day how would we be displayed? Only show our best bones please.  If you’re not a fan of Hi-C, Sunny D and Capri Sun then you’re dead to us or you can ride a wild horse to prove yourself.  How’d they vaccinate in the old days? Nobody asked but Austin tells us anyway right before we come up with a brand new way to vaccinate.

Andy and Daniel talk about their train ride to California. We interview Brad Pitts brother, Gary Pritt (Austin), to find out about his life in film.

A Conga Line is more trouble than it’s worth. When did mirrors show up in history? Did aliens bring them? Did early women find a suitor according to how many grapes that man had, OR how handsome he was? All 3 of us work from home so we take some time to discuss our likes, dislikes and recommendations.

What the heck have we been up to? The show kicks off with some recent life troubles ranging from an out of control Snow Blower, Andy’s run in with hot sauce and Buffalo Wild Wings trying to kill Austin. Daniel reveals the great mystery of a Bemington Cot and Austin helps us answer some old questions we had forgot about.

Happy 2 years to us! We kick this episode off with some sports talk. Why did Dude (Oh So) Perfect have to ruin pure sports for everyone? What are the coolest shoes to wear when playing hacky sack? Andy thinks that cleats can be normal every day shoes even if it means getting bullied. A listener asks us to remember our top friend fights over the last 15 years.

Is there such a thing as an emotional support pilot? Would our platoons get along if we were captains in the military? Austin asks what our X-men power is and the guys find out that Daniel almost starred in the movie Free Willy. We go on another food rant involving Top Ramen and powdered cheese before a great question about “extreme hairiness.”

We discuss the rich history of brave pilgrims, banter about fun Halloween activities and Austin tells a scary tale of chasing hooligans away. Andy tries to be a part of Daniel and Austin’s end of the world plan but the other guys aren't too sure. A few good tech questions during Q & A get us think'n real hard.

Daniel and Austin deal with some kick-back for harassing Andy a little too much on the last episode so they give him a special Knight's compliment zone at the Round Table. Before that we riff about self defense facts, Street Fighter preferences, gift cards and that old home smell.

We’re all together in one room again! Andy tries to explain that he’s having a good time but his body language isn’t convincing enough so Austin and Daniel go on a quest to know him better.

The first 20 minutes of this episode has everything you could want. Professional voice acting, weird inventions, easy ways to get around the house, and more voice acting. After we hear about Austins family reunion on the beach we get some breaking news. . . Space Force.

Austin and Daniel get right to it with a good ol’ Andy roast; it’s getting to be a regular thing so he doesn’t get to off track as a man. We move on to share embarrassing personal stories about bathroom troubles at the shopping mall. The show wraps up wit a stroll down memory lane as we answer what moments would we choose to relive over and over in the after-life.

One of the strangest episodes to date. Andy gets right into it with a wild crawdad story while Daniel and Austin look up what deers sound like. We all share our top stress release tips and sing a special song. Later in the show we answer a big question about “living the best life and taken it to the street.”

Where have we been? Listen in on Daniel's trip to Disney Land, Austin's 1 year anniversary that we forgot about and Andy's mild July 4th. Our show is on Spotify now! A few questions get answered including "can I eat food that hits the ground" and "what if I ask a girl out and she says no."

It’s summer and that means bees. Andy comes up with a song to calm his fears while Daniel & Austin work out their communication issue. The show takes a healthy turn when the buddies discuss clean eating and body-building.

The show starts with a non-sense “Andy” review of the movie Bye Bye Birdie, and Daniel gives his opinion on Essential Oils. Fan questions stir the pot with things like “What should I name my daughter?” and “Help me understand my friend, he pees in the sink.”  The show ends abruptly when Andy gets locked out of the bathroom.

The guys are fresh off spending a few days together and discuss highlights from the trip. This episode is packed full of fan questions. Lot’s of crazy, colorful opinions are thrown around and Judge Austin rules with his strong arm and gavel.

Austin wants a job testing certified professionals, like Black Belts, to see if they’re ready for the real world. Andy tries to review the new movie A Quiet Place without ruining it. He ends up learning a lesson and has to bleep out possible spoilers. A speed round of thought provoking, home related questions closes out the show.

Daniel and Austin talk about the amazing world inside their magic VR machine and how they’ll need Andy to wear the special skin-tight jumpsuit when he tries it so he doesn’t get lost.  The Q&A section covers a fan’s poor restaurant experience and then we solve the legend of the lost McDonalds mascots.

After raving about our new favorite video game to play together, Sea of Thieves, we stop and reflect on how our lives are going. Who are we? What is life? The guys discuss what it’s been like working full time jobs from home and Andy describes himself as a frazzled Lion. The show wraps up nicely with a couple of real life questions about Burger King and a mysteriously high power bill.

It's Dorian's 40th birthday today! He's a fan of the show and one of his questions was featured in S2 Episode 2 - Dr. Groinkus. We take some time to say a few nice things (and a some weird things)  "Happy Birthday Dorian!" - The Buddies  

Things get pretty funny pretty quick this episode with a bunch of crazy talk about all the different kinds of robot vacuums. Daniel gives us a peak into what it’s like to act in a commercial after The Brave Little Toaster movie stirs up some unwanted childhood memories. Our advice this episode is on first date fashion tips, pick up lines for online dating and what to do if your niece or nephew is an ungrateful scrumpus about their gifts.

I hope you like accents because this episode is packed with ‘em. Daniel lets us in on a big secret after we read some thank you cards to the late Stephen Hawking. This week has a couple of great fan questions having to do with “who’s dad is better & how to defend him” and “what to do if your kid sucks at something”. We can only hope our wisdom helps someone somewhere.

Austin starts the show off triggered. Daniel tells us some of his alien spacecraft eyewitness memories and Andy doesn’t have any. The boys get lost in a role play of a famous 1998 Armageddon movie scene and wrap up the show trying to figure out how to be a dad without going crazy.

Daniel visits Andy's house and record this weeks show in his living room, all while a brave, strong Austin keeps his wits about him back at home. The boys go on and on about the what, why and how of headgear. We take a look into the past and discuss how the heck dentists came up with braces. The show makes a nice easy landing after we answer a crazy question about a mystical beast called a Centaur and then help give marketing advice to a business man through song and role-play. *Note - Austins mic experienced some technical difficulties in this episode. We did our best with the backup audio file.

Season two has begun! Daniel, Austin, Andy and you are together again for a new adventure. This episode covers all the important things like pipe & drape, nun-chuck's, Andy's lost sweater, Daniel's magical friend Bobby and Austin's mind blowing guide to crowd manipulation. The buddies wrap up the show with some reflection on how the show got started and dream up a little of what it could be.

Holy cow it’s the season finale! In this one we start by discussing the recent success of Elon Musk (a.k.a. “Zelon Chunks”) His big dreams get us dreaming about things like stronger body parts, owning our very own Ewok Village and living in an entire house made of showers. Our last Solomon’s Corner for the season helps two neighbors solve their dispute by building a Six Flags for birds. Next we solve a college students question about their mysterious 40 year old roommate.

We solve a lot of problems, come up with new products and invent new curriculum all while discussing what we'd do if a nuke hits. We learn about new and exciting school classes from the master himself, Scott Wolkowski. We wrap up by solving a stuffed animal attachment issue and then help someone who has changed their mind about their wedding.

It’s a new year and the buddies are back at it with exciting stories about Craigslist and Offer-Up. Andy gets lost in his mind trying to explain something and gets rescued. Solomon’s Corner gets intense when we try to help with sibling rivalry and a friend-zoned flirty boy.

Enjoy our 2nd Annual gift exchange and have a Happy New Year.

Enjoy more of our favorite show moments in 2017.

It's a Christmas Eve daily where we discuss when it's the right time to open gifts. Is Santa ok with sneaking one the night before or do you have to open all on Christmas?