Chicks and Dicks

Shelley and Rachel are about to walk down the aisle, but are too haunted by what happened Under the Mountain to find any joy with their so-called beloved. But then Rhys shows up, whisking them away to the Night Court, and at last they find some peace. Will they join Rhys and forsake the Spring Court, or return to Tamlin and advocate for their freedom and sanity?   Find and follow our insta @canddpod Our intro and outro music is Take it Slow by Jay Man https://www.our-music-box.com/  

Shelley and Rachel are taken to the Spring Court in order to fulfill a treaty with the Fae. Over time, their feelings for their new lord change from hatred to something like love. Meanwhile, a blight in the fairie lands puts everyone's lives in danger. Will they accept their feelings for their fae lord, saving the Spring Court in the process, or will they return to the human lands and live out their lives in luxury?   Find and follow our Insta: @canddpod Our intro and outro music is "Take it Slow" by Jay Man: https://www.our-music-box.com/

Shelley and Rachel are swept up in a treasure hunt that takes them from New York to Madagascar. Will they find love and diamonds in the jungle, or danger and death?   Follow our Insta: @canddpod Our intro and outro music is "Take it Slow" by Jay Man https://www.our-music-box.com

After they rescue a demon while drunk, Shelley and Rachel find themselves agreeing to go on a quest to liberate said demon. They'd much rather stay home, nursing their hangover, but the demon's promise to keep their family and village safe spurs them to adventure. Will they find love along the way or drink enough they'll forget about the whole stupid quest thing? Apologies for the poor sound quality. Rach got a new computer and hasn't figured out how to use it.     Follow us on Instagram: @canddpod

Shelley and Rachel are finally enjoying freedom and independence as an adult, but when an old ex shows up in town, a flame, long extinguished, is rekindled. Will they give into their passions or turn their back on him, like he did to them all those years ago? Send us and email we'll never read to canddpod@gmail.com We'll neglect all tweets for @canddpod We rarely engage with our FB @chicksand

Shelley and Rachel are trying to make a name for themselves in chemistry, but the sociocultural politics of the era are getting in their way. Will a chance meeting with a television producer give them the break they need, or will they only ever be remember as the hot chick?     Send us an email we'll never read to canddpod@gmail.com We'll neglect all tweets for @canddpod We rarely engage with our FB @chicksnd   Intro and outro music is Take is Slow by Jay-Man | OurMusicBox www.our-music-box.com https://www.youtube.com/c/ourmusicbox

Shelley and Rachel are content to spend their days caring for abandoned, broken creatures. When their aunt tells them they will be forced to move away to join their brother, they make a desperate bid for freedom. Now, their only hope lies with the man next door, the so-called "Duke of Ruin." Will he ruin them as he has so many other members of the aristocracy, or will they ruin his reputation as a loveless jerk?   Send us an email we'll never read to canddpod@gmail.com We rarely engage with our FB @chicksnd Intro and outro music is Take is Slow by Jay-Man | OurMusicBox www.our-music-box.com https://www.youtube.com/c/ourmusicbox

Shelley and Rachel are trying to live life their way, free from the hustle. They even met a guy they like! But life takes a turn when they learn the man they like has been lying, and things only get worse when their best friend unintentionally sends their brother to jail. Will they find the love and freedom they crave, or get caught up in everyone's mess?   Send us an email we'll never read to canddpod@gmail.com We'll neglect all tweets for @canddpod We rarely engage with our FB @chicksnd Intro and outro music is Take is Slow by Jay-Man | OurMusicBox www.our-music-box.com https://www.youtube.com/c/ourmusicbox

Shelley and Rachel escape to horse country in an attempt to run from their past and present. But their newly-found peace and solitude is disrupted by a talkative woman who's got problems of her own. Will they forever be haunted by their past, or will they learn to love others and themselves?

Shelley and Rachel are finally living life the way they want, away from home and their ex-boyfriend. But soon they learn their terrifying life-long crush is close by, and he has plans to ruin their newfound freedom--plans years in the making. Will they suffer the tortures he has in store for them, or will the truth of what happened three years ago set everyone free?

Shelley and Rachel are saved from a mob by Mike, a man who exemplifies everything they've been taught to hate about Republicans. But still, they kind of like him despite their strong feminist stance against men. Will they throw off the shackles of their academic, Democratic elitism and give into their feelings, or will they finally get that tattoo they've always wanted? Listener note: This book and its review are politically charged, which may not be to everyone's taste. Also Rachel says "first" instead of "third" when talking about feminism, and is really, really bad at math. Check out that Reddit we mentioned. Send us an email at canddpod@gmai.com Slide into our DMs (Twitter only) @canddpod

Shelley and Rachel return to their adoptive homeland in order to pursue a love affair with the island's ruler. Will they overcome the betrayal that haunts their past and become is queen, or will they fall victim to their lover's enemy?

Shelley and Rachel have been hidden away by their brothers and raised to hate the Howards, but still they agree to marry a Howard in the hopes of ending their families' blood feud. Will they learn to trust their new husband, or will they forever be suspicious of his motives?   email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel are both mourning their mother's passing and dealing with a shocking revelation. They head to Texas, hoping to find answers but find a handsome billionaire instead. Will they find comfort and peace with a new family, or be stranded alone forever?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

After a terrible accident, Shelley and Rachel must adapt to a new way of life. With the help of new friends, and a ton of cash, they and their family find their new lives are even more fulfilling and rewarding than their old one.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel are hired by a gorgeous playwright to help him with his research, but when their relationship takes a turn for the sensual, they have trouble keeping their professional and personal lives separate.

Shortly after Shelley and Rachel are literally kicked out of Eden, they literally fall in the arms of a big, strong man who gives them safe haven inside the O'Kane gang. Will they learn to live and love free of doubt and shame, or will they return to the city and its stifling rules about propriety? 

Shelley and Rachel their friend Amy are kidnapped by the Comanche. After a long summer of terror and one night of passion, they're returned to their world, and left to pine for what may have been. But when their new neighbour comes calling with his handsome gunslinger/bodyguard in tow, they think there just might be hope for a happily ever after. Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com Find out about bloody caesars by clicking here.

Shelley and Rachel are fated to be mated, but they insist on resisting their destiny. Will they bend to the universe's will, or die lonely and unloved? Also, they have superpowers. Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel can barely keep their candy shop afloat. To make matters worse, their new crush is also their competition in an upcoming candy-making contest. They're going to have to get creative if they plan on winning both prizes: the money and the man.   Tweet us @canddpod Email us at canddpod@gmail.com Facebook us @chicksnd

Shelley and Rachel are awoke by true love's thrust and marched naked to their prince's kingdom. Will they learn to be obedient and subservient, or will their desire grow beyond their control?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel are cooling their heels in east Texas, waiting on their husband to grant them an annulment when they meet a local woman who turns their heart inside out. Will they manage to keep their distance, or will they let themselves love again? Happy holidays! We'll see you in 2019 :)   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel are living the high life in Renaissance Italy when they stumble upon the body of a murdered woman. Worse still, her body is occupying the tomb of a recently deceased friend. Determined to find out what's going on, they take to the streets with a dashing and mysterious artist named Falco. Will their adventures lead to answers and romance? Or will they be murdered before they find love?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

After getting left at the altar, Shelley and Rachel head to Colorado to start over only to meet a sexually charged, emotionally unavailable hunk. Mysteries and emotions abound!   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel have lived through the zompocalypse and are now enjoying the attentions of a big, strong, protector. But when another man joins their party, will they open their legs and their heart to him as well?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

When Shelley and Rachel are kidnapped by a dragon, they don't think their day could get any worse. But then a handsome general blackmails them into helping him undo the curse that's been plaguing his country. Will they cure the royal family of madness, or fall madly in love?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel are re-acquainted with their former crush Austin Beck who is now investigating their cousin's murder. Is their passion just a reaction to the danger that surrounds them, or is it something more?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel are joined by author Kelly Siskind to talk terrible YA, writing sex, and cheese.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel escape their alien abductors only to find themselves naked and afraid on a distant planet. Will they fall hard for the Risnarish man who saved and bathed them, or will they return to Earth secure in the knowledge they will never be abducted again?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel wonder if magic was in the air when they made their birthday wish. Things are finally coming together, except for one small snag: they can't remember anything about the passionate one-night-stand which set their life on this new and exciting track.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel don't understand why the new man in town hates them so much. Will he ever get over his ex? Will Shelley and Rachel learn to be a proper Amish woman?    Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel at the top of their jewel-thieving game, which makes them a target for terrorists and anti-terrorists alike. A strangely literal descent into hell will test their skills and their hearts.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel are mourning the loss of their first and, they believe, one true love. Will the new/annoying hire at their summer job help put their past behind them, or will turn out to be just another dud?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel discuss three short gay erotic fiction stories penned by Chuck Tingle. Thrill to hear all about how bro-iest bro who ever bro-ed is ravaged by a gay bigfoot. Ponder the metaphysical quandry posed in Schrodinger's Butt. Have your mind blown by the mind-blowing union of a man and a unicorn.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us  at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel are caught up in a thrilling adventure to recover lost memories, save their daughter, and reconnect with the man they left behind.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us @canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel begin an illicit out-of-office office romance. Will their seduction lead to love or joblessness?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us @canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel hide out in a small mountain town. Are they safe from danger, or will their hearts betray them?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us @canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel travel back in time to the Regency Era to learn how to survive the haute ton. Also, sex.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Email us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel are kidnapped by the man they once loved. Will they continue to stoke that fiery passion, or will his need for total control snuff it out?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Get in touch with us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel head down to Florida to thwart a conspiracy to commit treason. Also, gators.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Get in touch with us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel tackle a controversial award-winner. To be sure, this is the best written book they're likely to read. They're just not sold on the content.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Get in touch with us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel get schooled in how to titillate and seduce their undeserving husbands. It doesn't go well--for the teacher!   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us at @chicksnd Get in touch with us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel open up their hearts and their legs for a divorced dad. Is it just a fling? A seduction born of loneliness and self-righteous indignation? Or will their puppy love lead to their forever home?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Get in touch with us at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel hit the road with a rough-and-tumble group of bikers. It's all group sex and cheeseburgers until the gang's "protege" is wanted for theft.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Get in touch at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel find love--or is it lust?--in Las Vegas' seamy underbelly. Will they be charmed by the dangerously attractive mafioso, or will they die at the hands of their father's butler. Wait, what?!?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Get in touch at canddpod@gmail.com

Shelley and Rachel take a stab at supernatural romance with a book about vampires. Does it suck or bite?   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Send us an email at canddpod@gmail.com

In their inaugural episode, Shelley and Rachel celebrate Canada's 150th birthday by reading a book about American shapeshifters. But it's set in Canada, so that's okay.   Tweet us @canddpod Facebook us @chicksnd Get in touch canddpod@gmail.com