Cold Cuts

Everyone's talking about the beef, so we are too, baby.

The boys are back and brown for a duo episode bay beeeeeee. We're catching up and also talking about an animation we created that may have inspired a cut away gag on Family Guy.

Mr. Music Man himself, FrankJavCee is back baby! We're talking movies, music, and more as we witness our beautiful boy struggle with his broken microphone.

Renowned Twitter Commie and creator of the term Goblin Mode, Juniper, joins us at the Deli for a little chit chat.

Haus of Decline is back with some exciting news!

The Thylacine... a creature made extinct by the cruelty of humanity... or merely the world's most illusive marsupial? Your favorite dino man, Trey the Explainer, is here and we're getting to the bottom of it. We also talk about how fresh Alien Prometheus is. It's a match made in heaven. Join the Discord and watch bonus episodes, bb https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts

The man, the myth, the legend... Toothy BJ is joining us and we're all about to make it stinky, baby. Join us on the Patreon for the monster hog uncut 3 hour episode https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

The first 30 minutes of the critically acclaimed Cold Cuts Dune 2 Review. (SPOILERS for DUNE 2 in the episode, obviously) watch the full two hours on patreon.com/coldcuts

We're announcing the Rob Liefeld trading card winners and talking about the Miami art scene, mustaches, Midna, Beetle's art class story, and some insanely powerful balding discourse. It's a doozy. Winners, email us at beetledogcoldcuts@gmail.com and check out the Patreon for bonus episodes and to see part two of this episode

We're talking about the extremely Reddit Stanford Prison Experiment hoax, age gaps, MILF hunting, and Beetle goes on a crispy Twitter rant.

We're doing a Rob Liefeld Prophet trading card give away, plus talking about spiderman racism, the Trixie Matel story, people who use big words, Funko Pops, Skank Miller, Pokey Mans, a live PSA card grading, and more bay beeeee.

The first 35 minutes of the episode. Waiter, waiter, more twinks please! Haus is back looking both slender and tender as we discus Master and Commander, Mr. Mime sufferage, eating a lopunny, sub fan fics, German man eaters, Jeff Teirdrich's powerful loins, solve the stem cell debate, and Harris tries tell us he's reading Blood Meridian for the badillionth time. Strap on and strap in. Watch the full episode on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

We're back and we're talkin' Richard Nixon and Shel Silverstein, baby.

A snippet from the episode! We're talking fashion and food, baby.

Did you think your two gay Dads had abandoned you? We're back and discussing the rich history of Yakub and how it's possible he actually existed. Then we start hating. Join the Discord and check out da bonus episodes baby! https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

Yolo comes up with a comic idea, as Beetle recalls his exciting encounter with the tow truck company.

S2EP24 The first 30 minutes, baby! Beetle and Vaush have high IQ discussions about society and raw denim, as Yolo gets progressively drunker and does his best to ruin everything. Many are calling it, 'the best episode of all time'. Watch the full uncensored episode https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

S2EP21 The first thirty minutes of two legendary film minds coming face to face for the first time ever. Hold on to your holes, cause it's a party. Join the crew and listen to the full three hour episode, plus 100+ hours of bonus content https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

S2E19 Vaush is back baby, and we're playing Minecraft. Come along as we milk his breasts for delicious content. 

S2E16 The first 45 minutes of an extremely powerful episode featuring our favorite Skinamatwunk, Kyle Edward Ball. We get a little insight into future projects, as well as peer into the brain of our favorite spooky creative. Check out the Patreon for the full episode + a bunch of great perks https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

A brief review of Challah bread, Pennsylvania, and the Cold Cuts nation.

S2E12 Come along with your two pals as we discus ghosts and weird bugs, while failing to catch a single fish.

Cold Cuts Season 2 Episode 10 Cat fishing, Big Foot, zombie opossums, and chimps, peppered against a country background, with a drizzle of olive oil. The boys also link up with famous outdoorsman, Dick Tracker, as they traverse the wilderness together. Many are calling it, 'the greatest erotic thriller I've ever seen'.

Critics are calling it, 'like Skinamarink but kind of more gay'.

Cold Cuts S2E6 Haus is back baby! What else is there to say?

Cold Cuts S2 E4 Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft Vaush Minecraft. bonus eps - https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

Cold Cuts S2 E2 Playing a little Billion Beat, going hater mode, and browsing the Cold Cuts subreddit. It's a doozy.join the discord and check out 50+ bonus episodes over at patreon.com/coldcuts

IT'S SEASON II BAY BEEEEEEEEE. Green cards, the Filipino pill, quarter ears, fish, and Jews Vs. Catholics. It's double battered and extra crispy.

Cold Cuts Episode 114 MINECRAFT???? AND VAUSH???? It's like CoCo Melon for the most annoying person you know. Join us as we mine iron and discus the exciting man child world of Hasan, XQC, and Super Mega! patreon.com/coldcuts

Cold Cuts Episode 112 Legendary internet man and rat crushing king, Lyle Rath, is here to talk Venezuelan Rune Scape Farmers, Newgrounds, the word of animation, and sitting on guitars. It's a doozy. watch part two! https://www.patreon.comcoldcuts

Cold Cuts Episode 110 Avid outdoorsman and Castaway star, Rory Blank is here, baby. We're talking all things webcomics and writer's strikes. It's a real doozy... bonus episodes patreon.com/coldcuts

Cold Cuts Episode 108 Churkey Chom is back giving us incredibly top secret and crispy details into his new rap career, love life, and problems he's been having during recess. Strap in lads, it's a doozy.

Cold Cuts Episode 106 He's back bay beeeeeeeee! Mr. Haus of Decline returns as we talk webcomics, butt rock, the Clintons, and more.

Cold Cuts Episode 104 In honor of America brutally wrecking those stanky Brits, we're going extremely hater mode for the 4th. Grab a beer, salute the flag, and join us, babe. The water is warm, and it's not because we just peed.

Cold Cuts Episode 102 The most important and extremely cool episode we've ever recorded. (I don't remember what happens)

Cold Cuts Episode 100 IT'S EPISODE 100 BAY BEEEEEEEEEE! We've got two Cold Cuts all stars here with us today, AJ and Vaush, and it' gettin' political (gone sexy) baby. Horses, cruising, cancelled creators, disagreeing with black women, 2024 presidential predictions... it's everything you could have ever wanted babe. Check out the Patreon for part 2, and 50+ bonus episodes featuring Vaush, Rusty Cage, Kyle Edward Ball, and more!

Cold Cuts Episode 98 He's a snack, he's black, but most importantly, he's back. Everyone's favorite upstairs neighbor, AJ, returns to the podcast to discuss UFOs, the TSA, turtles, and everything in between. Grab a cold one and settle in with the boys. bonus episodes + cold cuts discord https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

Cold Cuts Episode 96 WE'RE BACK BAY BEEEEEEE. Spider men, animal IQ, pet mice, spooky pigeon superstitions... It's all here and it's extra crispy honkies, tune in! bonus episodes https://www.patreon.com/coldcuts?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator merch https://beetlemoses.bigcartel.com/ https://bighomo.bigcartel.com/

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Cold Cuts Episode 92 EXPERIMENTAL FORMAT BAY BEEEEEEEEE. (Check the Youtube channel to see the format change, this is just the audio version so there's technically no new format change here, el oh el). Colds Cuts is back and we're testing out a new set up as we get ready to gear up for an extra fresh and crispy season 2. We're talking about posting our balls on Twitter, Flight, GotG 3, code brown, and our favorite swagged out fellows, Hasidic Jews. It's extremely powerful.

Cold Cuts Episode 90 Chinchillin' with the Prince of Horror, what's not to love? Join us as we talk with Kyle Edward Ball about his titular film, Skinamarink, and more, bb!

Cold Cuts Episode 88 Another Vaushisode? In this economy? Sea-Biscuit super fan and guy who talks about politics, Vaush, is back bay beeeeee. What's more to say?

Cold Cuts Episode 86 Legendary Webcomic artist and fledgling Vaush impressionist, Mr. Haus of Decline is back, bay beeeeeee. We're celebrating Jewish Heritage Month, so slap on your little cool Jewish hat thing and let's talk anime babe figurines, R. Crumb, Arthur/Steven Crowder, cults, the Shroud of Turin, and more. It's a doozy.

Cold Cuts Episode 84 Extremely jugged up Nintendo babes, Jewish weddings, Brony conventions, and wooden doors. It's the episode some are calling 'the best ever'. People are saying this!

A little bonus short for you honkies, from the latest bonus episode. Join the crew over on Patreon and tune in.

Cold Cuts Episode 82 Vaush has galloped back into our stable! We're waxing poetically about Creator Clash, politics, and a whole lotta trash talk. What more could you want? (Don't forget, if you feed Vaush a sugar cube, keep your thumb flat so he doesn't accidentally bite it off.)

The first volume of extremely powerful and extremely essential Cold Cuts clips. These are some of our favorite jokes/stories from freemium & Patreon exclusive episodes, ranging from Hispanic Denis Villeneuve and his giant mechanical spider, to the haunting downfall of the Renner App. Dog bless, and sub to the Patreon to be blessed with the love of all hung babes everywhere, guaranteed.

Cold Cuts Episode 80 We're back and we're going quirky white boy mode with Matt Bors and Ben Clarkson, creators of Justice Warriors, the new comic book that critics are calling 'Robo-Cop on Crack'. We talk about web comics, the life of a creator, drawing smut, and of course, Matt Bor's titular 'I am very intelligent' comic. It's a doozy, doggies.

Cold Cuts Episode 78 The besties are back and ready for more. We're talking about Travis the Chimp, the current creator/political landscape, burgers, Howie Mandel, and more. It's everything you could ever want, baby. Join the Crew at Patreon.com/ColdCutsPod !!!!

Cold Cuts Episode 76 Cold Cuts forever, bay beeeeee! Jam packed episode talking about the recent Creator Clash drama, Mickey v. Oswald, edgy comedy creators, and emails from the Cold Cuts Crew. You don't want to miss this, lads.