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The park is open! We hope you enjoy your stay. Welcome to Daddyland, a safe place for all where your hosts Cooper Johnson and Ryann Hoffmann address the world by berating it mercilessly about whatever is going on in their heads.

Cooper and Ryann


    • Jul 2, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 19m AVG DURATION
    • 131 EPISODES


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    SUMMER PODATHON PRELUDE: This Train Runs On Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2023 84:24


    This week on DaddyLand the gang prepares for the coming Summer Podathon by drawing up the rules of engagement. Also; The boys celebrate fathers day, argue about spreadsheets and decide to put an end to list making. Next Episode the Podathon begins!

    Death Jeopardy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2023 85:50


    This week on DaddyLand we're joined by Writer/Director Rachel Kwan to talk about filmmaking and their upcoming project "Waves - For Ryan." Also we dig back in to the Lesbian Cinematic Universe, find DaddyLand its home and come up with a brand new gameshow. LINK TO RACHEL'S INDIGOGO CAMPAIGN FOR "WAVES - FOR RYAN"

    What's Up My Neighba?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2023 82:51


    This week on DaddyLand the gang is joined by Austin of The MOTN. We talk about his podcast, the evil dead franchise and UFO's! Check out Austin's podcast "In Motion" available on youtube and wherever you listen to podcasts

    Black Leather Blood Guys 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2023 86:08


    This week on DaddyLand, the gang is joined by our "God" Chase Mair. There's silly movies, new rules and the future of music!   Links to Chase's youtube:

    You're Stupid, Like Hitler

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2023 82:23


    This week on DaddyLand your Mayor and Prime Supreme Emperor Minister reflect on a trip to the island filled with some incredible lows and equally incredible highs. 

    Gamer Patriot Act

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2023 94:24


    After many months gone our Comptroller returns! Carson rejoins DaddyLand to discuss his trip through Asia. Also; we talk spoilers for the last of us show, Cooper ponders who builds cranes and the gang begins building the rules of the future.

    Eddie Murphy To You!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 91:27


    This week on DaddyLand, your mayor is joined by friend of the show Michael Melo! The two decompress after a little too much birthday. There's talk about the afterlife, ghosts, the bible and a special birthday song!

    Short Sexy Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2023 103:37


    This week on DaddyLand its a good old fashioned Mayor Meet-Up! Austin Jamieson of the MOTN, joins your Mayor to discuss the struggles that come with such a job. Cooper finds himself accosted by followers of Christ, while Austin dreams of a dreary and hot scooter summer. Also; there's grey hairs, Harrison Ford and too much porn.

    Just Let Him Be Ants!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2023 71:32


    After a lost first episode the gang is officially back in DaddyLand! Cooper, joined by his councilwoman Sam and friend Kathleen start the year off right by complaining about things! There's movie theatre etiquette, wrestling and some hefty Ant-man anger. Welcome back to DaddyLand!

    Its Winter And We're Running Out Of Ice

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2022 94:01


    In the final episode of the year your mayor and comptroller bid farwell. As Carson preps to leave for his trip Cooper figures solutions to global warming. Also: the two ponder which religions to subscribe to, figure out cults are actually awesome and decide to do a little healing next year. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, we'll see you in 2023.

    Jiminy Christmas!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 84:38


    The Christmas season begins again in DaddyLand, and with it comes our dear friend Santa Claus! Cooper pitches a new catchphrase, while Santa attones for past mistakes, before making a bunch of new ones. Also: God of War discussion (spoilers ahoy) more problem solving and bed socks?

    Here's My Sentence, Everybody Get On

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2022 75:00


    This week on DaddyLand we find ourselves in the new MOTN, welcomed by none other than the man who kept it alive: Austin Jamieson. Cooper's ego hits an all new high, Carson details his coming journey and Austin recounts a fantastical tale. Many things to look forward to in the coming months as the pod settles into its new home. Stay tuned! 

    Sharkball

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2022 91:26


    Deep in the depths of the Comptrollers dungeon Cooper and Carson gather to pitch movies to one another. Your mayor sees a UFO and spawns a discussion over the lack of Alien movies. Also: SHARKBALL!

    Night Points

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 99:48


    It's a classic DaddyLand episode! It's just your Mayor, your comptroller and you! From the comfort of their own home, Cooper pitches several films, while Carson attempts to explain the Supernatural series. There's cosmic acting horror, one legged women and a brand new currency system!

    It's okay if you're also a kid

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2022 106:10


    This week on Daddyland your mayor doubles as comptroller in Carson's absence. He's koined by Austin and Sam of the MOTN. We talk birthdays, perception and what we'll do when the world ends.

    Archers and Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 106:55


    In the wake of the disaster at the MOTN the gang takes refuge in Austin's home. Cooper pays tribute before revealing his alleged involvement in its downfall. Meanwhile, Carson and Austin look to the future and imagine their ideal version of the community.

    What Would A Chinese Dragon Sound Like?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 95:31


    Musician Cam Blake returns to the show to talk about the evolution of his creative process. Cooper trips on acid and becomes a fiery preacher while Carson proclaims himself the smartest guy ever. Also; More problem solving, UFO stories and hot hoses! Check out all of Cam Blakes works wherever you listen to music!

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    Kanye West Tier of Beard Having

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 103:03


    Photographer Sam Pilson AKA Dollheadfamus joins the show to talk about her creative process and the MOTN community. Cooper tries out a new look much to Carsons dismay. Also; deep fried animals, Better Call Saul and the solution to cancel culture!

    India Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 94:54


    Honorary mayor Ryann Hoffmann returns to the show! We discuss Bollywood cinema, Harrison Ford and poop stories.

    Charles Manson had some bangers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 86:28


    This week on Daddyland, your mayor gushes over Apple TV's Severance. Later, we're joined by the patriarch of the MOTN, Austin Jamieson, and take a look at our own mortality. Meanwhile, comptroller Carson nearly falls asleep onstage.

    Daddyland at the MOTN

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 88:43


    DaddyLand finds a new home at The MOTN! Carson and Cooper settle into the new space. A new segment "COOP'S COMPLAINTS" debuts as he attempts to create the perfect DaddyLand society. Later; film enthusiast Michael Melo joins to discuss television and perception. All this and more in our new home, welcome back to DaddyLand!

    Do Ants Dream?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022 83:20


    Ryann is missing today, so Cooper and Comptroller Intern Carson get high and solve the world's problems. Issues related to transit, unnecessary Quiet Place prequels, the concept of sin and sustainable clothing are all solved with ease.

    No Man's Chest

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 95:01


    Ryann describes the Northman in its entirety to Cooper before the discussion quickly devolves into a Pirates of the Caribbean circle jerk.

    Movie Soup From Scratch

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 74:37


    The gang attempts to make a super movie, but a crumbling friendship and an impromtu therapy session derail the attempt entirely.

    The Invisible-Man Phobia

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 75:02


    This week on the show Cooper's roomate Carson joins to discuss the Saw franchise at length! Carson talks his favourite traps and Cooper comes up with a few of his own. Finally the two try to coin a new turn of phrase, lets get that Chi up everyone!

    Popping The Covies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2022 70:33


    DaddyLand returns!  After a brief hiatus, the boys are finally back in the studio to talk about everything they watched over the winter break. Also; they discuss the freedom trucker protest in a short politics corner and worry about OD'ing on covies. 

    DaddyLand: Best of 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2022 123:26


    Before we kick off another year of content settle in with us as we look back at another year podcasting.

    Marvel Studios Presents: DaddyLand

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2021 61:22


    Its the final episode of the year and Spoilers Ahoy! Cooper and Ryann talk about the film event of the year in Spiderman: No Way Home. Its spoilers right out the gate people! Also we talk about the future of the DaddyLand Podcast. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

    Orcasm

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2021 71:18


    This week the boys dicsuss the cold weather and impending snowstorms and then somehow find their way into pitching a three part movie about Orca's.

    Jeffrey Epstein and Santa

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2021 83:32


    DaddyLand celebrates 100 episodes by kicking off the holiday season with friend of the show Santa Claus! 

    At The Mountains Of Madness by H.P Lovecraft - DaddyLand Presents: Book

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 40:54


    This month we read a spooky tale by a spooky (and racist) man.

    Movies Ryann Hasn't Seen

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 80:26


    This week we talk for a really long time about movies Ryann hasn't seen. Along with that we talk BC's big storm, we improve a few films and Cooper reviews more movies.

    The Reynolds Venn Diagram

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 75:55


    Reunited and it feels so good! Ryann returns to the show after a month long hiatus to discuss all things film. The boys contemplate originality in cinema and then spend a good while trying to figure out if they love or hate Ryan Reynolds.

    World War Wolf

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 76:58


    This week, Sean joins us as cohost one last time before Ryanns return. Cooper pitches a horrible movie and the Wolves are back with a vengance.

    Frankenstein by Mary Shelley - DaddyLand Presents: Book

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 42:25


    This month we read Frankenstein by Mary Shelley.

    Do You Know Ghosts, Bitch?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 86:25


    Its Halloween in DaddyLand and Cooper and Sean talk about all things spooky! UFO sightings, glitches in the matrix, skinwalkers and ghosts! Also we table read a script and the boys discover that they're a pair of "Cum-guzzling cuddle muffins!"

    I Enjoy Kids From A Distance

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 65:00


    This week Cooper and Sean celebrate thanksgiving. In a shorter episode the two talk about James Bond, Jacking off and the incredibly complicated issue of billionaires hiding money offshore.

    Squirt Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 101:38


    This week Sean and Carson join Cooper to discuss the power that Binkies hold over our lives. We also discuss Eminem lyrics, 18 kids and counting and weird porn!

    Egghead by Bo Burnham - DaddyLand Presents: Book

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2021 38:05


    In the first episode of our bookclub we discuss Bo Burnham's Egghead.  

    Wahlburgers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 87:40


    Sean joins the pod to fill an absent Ryann position to talk at length about Mark Wahlburg.  Also we discuss offensive names, Bond themes and Cooper gives terrorists some constructive criticism.

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    9/11: Certified Fresh

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 105:22


    This week on the show Cooper's roomate Carson joins us to discuss an anti-vax rally the two filmed. Also; we talk God of War, Jeremy Renner, Ryann creates a holiday and we  ponder the question "What if Don Cheadle was in Black Panther?"

    The Joe Theory

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 66:49


    The boys recount their experience at the Dark Table and dig into each others tragic backstories as Cooper and Ryann reflect on their own personal 9/11's.  

    Lesbian Cinematic Universe

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 106:50


    Director and friend Rachel Kwan joins us on the show this week to talk about their film Moonboy!  We also discuss Shang-Chi, the film industry and race? Also Cooper's mic was having some problems I fixed what I could in post.  

    This Country Is Run By The Scarecrow

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 73:37


    In our two year anniversary special the boys leave their humble home and join Austin at his store The MOTN in downtown Vancouver! The show finally adresses pedophilia, more anti-vaxers and waterslides. All this and more with plenty of exciting things to come!   The MOTN 582 Powell street Open MONDAY - SATURDAY 12 - 7

    Top Ten Spicy Takes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 121:49


    Friend of the show Jose Ramirez makes a triumphant return to DaddyLand to talk about wrestling, much to Ryanns dismay.  We talk CM Punk, asperger syndrome anti-vaxers and more! Mark your calenders, next week the podcast celebrates 2 years!

    The Secret Ingredient Is Eyeballs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 76:00


    This week on DaddyLand, in a race to get cancelled the boys touch on what disabilties might be okay to make fun of. Also, there's car stickers, blind restaurants and the return of politics corner!

    Fun-Loving Tough-Loving Fun

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 79:15


    The boys take a personality test and then talk a whole lot of shit about construction workers. Later, Sara joins the pod to take a personality test herself and Cooper and Ryann find even more ways to talk shit about construction workers. Also we review some movies, play a special Eddie Vedder game, and of course; talk more shit about construction workers.

    We Rank Every City

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 111:07


    Artist and Musician Jack "Voncina" joins us on the show to rank every city. We also talk about the creative process, sidewalk memorials and Phoebe Bridgers! Links provided below to Voncina's youtube and instagram. Find his music wherever you listen to it!  

    His Whole Family Is Cereal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 97:25


    Our friend Austin joins us on the pod to talk about his upcoming film "DADDY."  Also; We discuss milk drinkers, wrestler weed and cowardly firefighters! Link to tickets for Daddy premiere at the Scotiabank theatre on August 19th: https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/daddy-film-premiere-the-scotia-bank-theatre-tickets-164383586733?utm-campaign=social&utm-content=attendeeshare&utm-medium=discovery&utm-term=listing&utm-source=cp&aff=escb

    Accidentally Hitler

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 83:44


    After a brief hiatus, Cooper and Sean return to the studio to unpack their recent camping trip. The boys talk acid trips, electric bikes, Hitler movies and tell the mystical tale of Pirate Ryann.

    Suck It Shakespeare

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 45:54


    In a shorter episode this week Cooper is all alone in DaddyLand and finds himself talking about the massive heatwave that hit BC. Also theres Fast and Furious, Bill Cosby and some podcast summer updates!

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