Drink Tank DC

Well, we finally did it. We realized our dream to have a session with some of America's brewing royalties. TriPLe BLiNd taste test where we confidently guess which beer is what and rank them accordingly. It was an enlightening experience.

Season FOUR or is this a new beginning? We do a live session with barbequed snacks, some bevvies, and deep thoughts. We encounter fucking aliens while being hopelessly lost in the void, speak on socks that are NOT footed because they're directional, and we go on many tangents along the way. Including a whole segment on tangents, albeit very fleetingly.

Season 03 | Episode 21 - How Many ITYSL Jokes Can 3 Guys Cram Into One Hour? Season 3 episode 21! This week, Mike, Brad, and Charlie attempt the world record for I Think You Should Leave jokes in one hour while AJ quietly weeps in the corner. The guys interrupt the ITYSL coverage with discussion about universal basic income, belief in God, and whether or not TV references are good jokes and/or good pod. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 03 | Episode 20 - Dictionary DC Season 3 episode 20! In this LIVE episode, the guys discuss embracing or avoiding getting drunk, cogent vs. coherent (vs. asshole), how many beers Brad has had, aliens, and beer clubs. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 19! The guys discuss aslin beers, airline rewards programs, video games that update a lot, and aliens. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 03 | Episode 18 - Finger Blasting Season 3 episode 18! The guys discuss video game graphics, beer festivals, and backyard games. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 17! The guys discuss gender and sexuality, sports fans, celebrities, and stuff you thought would be bad but you actually liked it. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 16! The guys discuss what transgender athletes, Jim Carey movies, and most played and first played video games. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 15! The guys are back with a LIVE in-person episode, in which they discuss mask wearing and mask policies at work, in-person events, autonomous cars, and favorite cocktails. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 14! The guys discuss handshakes, population, colonizing other planets, and car porn. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 13! The guys discuss talent show talents, facetime vs. voice, and worrying about milk that hasn't been spilled yet. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 12! The guys look at some dino erotica while discussing monkey penises, annoying COVID things, and why conversations are hard. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 11! The guys try to explain non-fungible-tokens and discuss sex ed, movie theatre volume, and Microsoft vs. Apple. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 10! The guys discuss monitor lizards, chronicling children's lives on social media, and wifi stoves. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 9! We got the big three tonight and they discuss pair-a-dactyls, Star Wars, and the history of Jesus, Santa Clause, and the dinosaurs. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 8! The guys discuss weathermen, weather socks, and weather ropes, ball shaving techniques, and technological singularity. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 7! The guys discuss public restroom issues, poopmergencies, and what you would do if you had 24 hours to live. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 6! The guys discuss expertise and sense of purpose, chwazi elections, and Gattaca. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 5! The guys discuss if a baby raised by wolves would shake their head "no," pennies, and how Creed is a better band than Daft Punk. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 4! The guys discuss po-man-grin-ates, stip-ends, bandwagon fans, and Valheim. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3 episode 3 in the year 23! Do you strive for #2? Edible vs. eatable, super bowl commercials, and what happens when you bring glass bottles to an orgy. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3! Does The Mandalorian suck? Rocket ship to the moon. More than a feeling. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Season 3! You had a lobotomy before this episode. Enjoy new perspectives. We talk governance and are immature. Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Charlie takes over, talking about grocery store sauces, etiquette, consoles, DIY, and MORE! Music by Mark D Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Boy do we get deep(er) in this episode! Brushing upon the duality of mankind, barely, but delving deeper into what it is to create art and their inspirations. Music by Mark D Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

We've got Charlie, Mark, Brad on this one only. Probably gonna be the BEST EPISODE EVER. Congrats on the engagement Brad and Krista! Music by Mark D Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Ok, we finished 69, then got all unfucked BUT NOT COMPLETELY! Ok, so, having a virtual guest during an in-person hang out isn't all that strange, turns out! More of it! We flirt with developing board games and discover new crafts, too! Music by Mark D Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

We talk ART, and APPRECIATION, and NOSTALGIA, and NOT EVERYONE'S MIC LEVELS ARE GOOD. UNGOOD IF YOU WILL. Enjo0oy :) Music by Mark D Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Yelp! sucks! Or does it? We get into the reviews and ratings world a lil bit. Shitty beers, too. And names that are contrary to their being. And, what's a DTDC podcast without technical difficulties? Intro music by Cark! Intermission and Outro by Beastie Boys | Brass Monkey Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Wolfenoot as a holiday? More like WolfeNOT. Let's have Bradnoot. How many friends have you made and met through the Internet? And... vacuums. Intro music by Cark! Outro by Persona la Ave | Surfer Girl Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

We talk about being charitable, fucking the NFL, and being a mature fucking human being. Intro music by Cark! Outro by Biig Piig | Don't Turn Around Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Childhood memories, POTUS, and drinkin! Intro music by Cark! Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

MORE POLITICS FUCK THIS PODCAST. We talk more about professional pivoting, though. And about our beers. And about Halloween. GO OUT AND VOTE! Music by Cark! Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Less politics, thank GODNESS, but a tiny bit slips in. It can't be helped! We talk about outsourcing more of the food and service industry, then pivot to discussing our innate nature to fear failure. How'd we get there? By talking about games, obviously. Get over it! Oh, and Charlie tries to make "harf" happen. Music by Cark! Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

We get political, damn it. There was a compelling need to, for certain. I recall core memories being among topics, too. Enjoy! Music by Mark! Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

We're nothing without our technical difficulties! Gatekeeping furries and picking our go-to/celebratory beers is what we're up to in this unskippable episode! Music by Mark! Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

It's the OG trio, this time, with Mike, Charlie, and Brad going over shit like cyber security, Sinclair Broadcast Group, and... more Octoberisms. Music by Mark! Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY TALKED ABOUT, but I'm sure it was brilliant without me! I heard something about chocolate ice cream... and taxes! Give 'er there a listen, yea? Music selection by Mike AGAIN Music by Iran - Can You Feel? | Buddy Suggestions & recommendations for AJ, Brad, Charlie, Mark, Mike, or a combination of tHE aFoReMeNtiOnEd, are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

We loosely break with our apolitical stance and stress the importance of participating in LOCAL politics. Tune in! Music selection by Mike Music by Deb Never - Stone Cold | Ugly Suggestions & recommendations for AJ, Brad, Charlie, Mark, Mike, or a combination of tHE aFoReMeNtiOnEd, are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

We talk a lot about professional sports and how they've handled COVID-19 and some of the differences between how normal folks are conducting themselves during this pandemic. Some fun stuff in there, too, like The Washington Football Team! Music selection by AJ Songs: Astronauts, etc. - "Shake It Loose" and Ra Ra Riot - "Bad To Worse" Suggestions & recommendations for AJ, Brad, Charlie, Mark, Mike, or a combination of tHE aFoReMeNtiOnEd, are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

AJ goes to election poll volunteer worker training and tells us about it. We're all a little less insecure about the integrity of our ballots for it. Somehow we talk about shitty pizzas, too. Bonus material at the end :) Music selection by Mark Music by Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bootleg | Pagan Baby Suggestions & recommendations for AJ, Brad, Charlie, Mark, Mike, or a combination of tHE aFoReMeNtiOnEd, are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

We talk about OnlyFans a bit, which led us to vintage sex stuff. Oh, and Zoom's prevalence. Oh, oh, and are forums still a thing? If not, we're bringing them back. Music selection by Mike Music by Baby Rose - Marmot | Sold Out Suggestions & recommendations for AJ, Brad, Charlie, Mark, Mike, or a combination of tHE aFoReMeNtiOnEd, are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Welcome AJ to our roundtable of teeth clackers. So, everyone's got pets now! We go around the virtual room to profess. We've done so much between this episode and the last. We try to squeeze a portion of that in from Mark and Laura's sweet journey to running in miserable weather to commiserating over Google Play Music's impending demise. Enjoy(?[!]) Music selection by Brad Music by Koji Kondo - Hyrule Theme | Princess Zelda's Rescue Suggestions & recommendations for AJ, Brad, Charlie, Mark, Mike, or a combination of tHE aFoReMeNtiOnEd, are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

We try our hardest to come together, over Zencastr, again TO BRING YOU THE PODCAST YOU YEARN FOR... shit audio because we're using BYOM. More gaming chat! Your fave. Quarantine schemes and post-quarantine dreams and some semi-deep shit in toward the end. EnJoY! Music selection by Mike Music by Too Free - Elastic | Gold Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Plosives, sims, and climate. We're getting the hang of this again. Skype sucks. Music selection by Charlie Music by Maximum Love - Let Go | Sunset Dancer Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Err, we're back, after a long(ish) hiatus, exacerbated by COVID-19. Inevitably, we talk about that and, and, and... how it's shaped our lives. Forgive our varying mic sounds/levels; we're not using pro equipment during this distancing. Music selection by Brad Music by Joan Jett - Bad Company | Dead End Justice Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Welcome back in 2020! It's been a while, but we're back to catch you up on what we've been into. Most importantly is that we're drinking beers for you ;) ENJOY! Music selection by Mike Music by Czarface- Me's Company | Call Me Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

We are reminded how much Charlie hates horoscopes before we head out to see the Ravens and 49ers play on this blessed Sunday. And the agonizing awkwardness of the fistbump/handshake mashup. Music selection by Mark Music by Opeth - Dignity | Continuum Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Holy shit, what did we even talk about... Poop cigar came back, I know that much. We talked about getting your order fucked up. Brad yawns a lot, Mark hates his phone, and Joker is a clown. Strap in. Music selection by Charlie Music by Hot Chip Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com

Welp! We get heavily passionate about what it defines a sandwich. Bitch about traffic, too. Evolution. Phones. Shit shootin and drinkin (upppers, this time!) Music selection by Brad Music by Weird Al - Amish Paradise | White & Nerdy Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com [Explicit Content]

It is season TWO, right off our hiatus. I hope you enjoy this cluster of fucks. There was some mention of dragon wieners. We delve slightly into what we've been up to and something about when in our history celebrity-hood came to be. Music selection by Mike Music by Joey Pecoraro - First Kiss | Laundry Day Suggestions & recommendations are welcome at DrinkTankDC@gmail.com [Explicit Content]