Guild of Calamitous Podcasts: An Unofficial Venture Bros. Podcast

Rilo and Garden, fresh off of the new Venture Movie, sit down and share their experience watching it for the first time. Our hearts are radiant with the blood of the baboon! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/calamitouspodcast/support

Rilo and Garden talk a lot about the actor Misha Collins and the act of eating butt. Like literally eating peoples butts. And also look at the abrupt end to season six. I guess “Red Means Stop”. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

Rilo and Garden discuss Goodfellas, how to fit in at parties and their love of Enzo. You're invited to "A Party for Tarzan". --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

Ring in the New Year with your pals Rilo and Garden as they watch and commentate on The Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay, other wise known as the series pilot. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

Garden and Rilo dunk on Andy Warhol, discuss Ninja Cafés and disgusting canals in Brooklyn. Seems like “It Happening One Night”. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

In an episode recorded at the beginning of November, Rilo and Garden discuss the aftermath of taking God Gas. “Tanks for Nuthin'” production hell. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

On this episode of Needs More Grenadine, Chandra Free is back to give us a review of the Pageant Girls concert on November 12th among various other things. Cover Photo by @spookychan --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

Rilo and Garden talk mouse religions, antiheroes, and how much they love Manolo as they look at “Rapacity In Blue”! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

Rilo and Garden get spooky talking spooky Harpoon Tasers, terrifying robot water and creepy smooth talkers. It's Halloween, time to begin “Faking Miracles”! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

Rilo and Garden discuss post-punk music, Trainspotting, addiction and getting Conjectural Technologies to New York. This time "Maybe No Go". Also check out Doc Hammer's new band Pageant Girls! Their new single "Complainer" is streaming now! Checkout the music video below! https://youtu.be/Zd9H_9BXsYA --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

The Guild makes its triumphant return as Rilo and Garden discuss horrible villain names, being in elevators with the devil, massive spending sprees and superheroes that are pretty much the Avengers, all while looking at the season six opener “Hostile Makeover”. Welcome to New York! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

Rilo and Garden are LIVE! and in person with long time friend of the show, Chandra Free. They, along with a couple of friends, talk big changes while discussing the massive space special “All This and Gargantua-2”! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

In a special bite sized Guild episode, Garden and Rilo clean house after being away for a couple months. Announcements, Dragon Con plans and an in depth discussion about Jackets lay beyond this point. ‘Tis a Shallow Grave-y. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

In a very special episode of Needs More Grenadine, Rilo and Chan, sit down and gab away with none other than Dr. Venture himself, Mr. James Urbaniak! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/calamitouspodcast/support

Rilo and Garden finish off season five with a wallop as they discuss The Monarch's nifty nifty little listy, Colonel Gentleman's fascination with cat puppets vs. live action cats, and eulogize the first member of Original Team Venture to die. Pour one out for those we lost in “The Devil's Grip”.

Garden and Rilo talk funeral wishes, robots needing love, various forms of torture and people no longer being shadowy silhouettes on massive CRT monitors. Something, something, “Bot Seeks Bot”.

Rilo and Garden discuss burner phones, interactive toys and red flags that just keep getting redder. Are you one of “Momma's Boys”?

Rilo and Garden discuss shipping, Rilo's deep love for ShoreLeave and how incredibly unsettling the Premos are. Have I told you lately that “OSI Love You”?

In this very special episode, Garden and Rilo eat, drink, sleep and breathe that spanakopita life because “SPANAKOPITA”!

Rilo and Garden discuss old animation, exploring your identity and the science behind paper beavers. Watch out! “SPHINX Rising”!

Rilo sits down with his very good friend, and AstroBase Cadet, Chandra Free to discuss her successful kickstarter for her graphic novel, The God Machine, old SNL sketches, ranking of Venture Bros. episodes, the place of politics in the Venture universe and, oh yeah, THE BIG MOVIE NEWS.  After the emotional rollercoaster we've been on the last 8 months, we NEED MORE GRENADINE! Cover art provided by Chandra Free Please check out her work at spookychan.com and follow her on the social medias @spookychan (twitter/instagram/facebook)

Garden and Rilo discuss Marxist mutants, murphy beds, coffee intolerance and receiving cold calls from politicians. ¡Viva La “Venture Libre”!

Rilo recently got to sit down once again with Mr. Paul Boocock to discuss careers, deep life advice, and insane theories about cryogenically frozen heads. Listen to it now on this episode of Needs More Grenadine.

Rilo and Garden discuss eating pennies, SciFi original movies and the delicious delicacy of student green as they finish off their discussion on “What Color is Your Cleansuit?”

Garden and Rilo take a stroll down memory lane as they discuss stories of Halloweens past and the joy of Halloweens to come all under the guise of discussing “A Very Venture Halloween”! We’re giving you Halloween in May! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In a departure from usual episode format, our hard working heroes have split the big double length season 5 opener into two parts in order to work with continuity! Enter and discover “What Color Is Your Cleansuit?” --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo and Garden do a victory lap on the fourth season of Venture and discuss bodega sodas, how shitty proms are just universally and what exactly a Rusty Venture is. Recorded LIVE in front of an eager public on Twitch, we're going full "Operation: P.R.O.M"! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo and Garden talk college degrees, robots and vampires. Speaking of Vampires, have we introduced you to “The Silent Partners”? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

On this introductory episode of Villains Of Euphoria, Garden (26) sits down with her father (59) for a nice heart to heart about what it was like seeing Venture Bros on television for the first time, writing compelling stories, how animated television has changed since he was a child, and the animation of his childrens' youth. While drinking quite a bit of wine. Intro/Outro Music: Villain Of Euphoria performed by The Faqua Brothers, circa 1978 Villains of Euphoria, presented by The Guild Of Calamitous Podcasts, is a more introspective look at the history of animation, storytelling, the changes to the classic Saturday Morning Cartoon, looked at by a girl and her dad as they work their way through circa 1965-1975 television, the programming of Garden's youth, and adult animation. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo and Garden discuss the inner workings of their minds, how sad Rusty’s whole life has been and secret super powers. I think we all need therapy now after “Assisted Suicide”. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo discuss big city dreams, musical theatre and unfortunate superhero anatomy. Also Rilo goes on a long rant about how dumb ‘Starlight Express’ is just in principle, let alone execution. In New York, it’s “Bright Lights, Dean City”. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo and Garden discuss the world of Noir films, slow speed chases and how some questions are better left unanswered. In these parts, if you need something done, “Everybody Comes to Hank’s”. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo discuss Greek Gods, gross strip clubs, voice modifying masks and the deliciousness of juice boxes. “Any Which Way But Zeus”, “Every Which Way But Zeus”...it’s one those. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo talk about about bad guidance counselors, the bullshit that is the college admissions process and the bittersweetness of growing up. There’s a bit too much “Pomp & Circuitry” surrounding the whole thing, in our opinion. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What do Mariachi Bands, the Texas winter storm and Venture Bros. have in common? Actually, more than you’d expect. Rilo spoke with Bryan Hlavinka, the Venturoo behind the plan to send mariachis to a blundering senator’s house about what it’s like to go viral, how he came up with his genius plan and, of course, the Venture Bros. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo and Garden dive head first into the second half of season four, talking about pressing issues such as gum eating, folks who love their vehicles a little too much and the trope of shrinking down to go travel inside of someone’s body! We’re about to witness a battle for the ages, “The Diving Bell vs. The Butter-Glider”! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

After a brief break, Garden and Rilo are back to finish off the front half of season four whilst discussing large corporate lawyers, possible ghosts and celebrity perfumes. Go put on a nice suit, perhaps one with “Pinstripes & Poltergeists”! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo chat about the art of seduction, genetic sewers and illegal at home brain surgery. It’s time we all learn who is “The Better Man”. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo get raw as they discuss therapy, broken brains and finally address the elephant in the room. We need to talk about “Self-Medication”. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo dish about illegal surgeries, famous musicians and coffee mugs. The “Revenge Society” is officially in business. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo talk cryptids, the grieving process and nasty allergic reactions. This episode took FOREVER to actually record, I can’t come up with something witty using the name, it’s “Return to Malice”. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo talk cults, progressive rock and the problem with cloning your children multiple times! ’Tis a consummation devoutly to be wish’d. To die, to sleep. To sleep – “Perchance to Dean” --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo talk about mechapilars controlled by achondroplastic dwarves playing recorders, bad sunburns and news! That sure is a “Handsome Ransom”! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo return after a month long hiatus and discuss broadcast mishaps, robot hearts and Marvel Comics #1. It’s 2009 now folks, and season four starts now with “Blood of the Father, Heart of Steel”! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Garden and Rilo discuss the ghosts (and presents) of Christmas past, get progressively more inebriated, and talk about the fabled Holiday Havoc songs as they time travel to the year 2004 to partake in “A Very Venture Christmas” --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo has the honor and privilege to sit down and chat about the origins of Venture Bros. and the cultural impact of the show, among other burning questions from the hivemind of the fandom, with the voice of Jonas Venture Sr. himself, Paul Boocock. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo and Garden discuss chemistry mishaps, a gross of meat boys and say goodbye to 2020 (and a dearly beloved character) with the last proper Guild episode of this year and this season! It’s “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part II)”! BOOM YUMMY! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo and Garden discuss Gary Busey, positive LGBTQ+ representation in the Ventureverse and the problem of cosplaying women with deep v neck lines. I’ve heard it said “The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together (Part One)” --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo and Garden talk conspiracy theories, trading card games and both the houses that coke built. It’s always been there, Operation Rusty’s Blanket, “ORB”. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo and Garden discuss robot animes, tropes about characters who refuse to die and how, when in doubt, the AstroBase writes for duos. Sometimes, when you have a butterfly problem, you gotta call “The Lepidopterists”. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Rilo and Garden talk con life, whatever that is that Ned has going on in his pants and once again how much Rilo dislikes Jonas Venture Sr. This episode is like a magic trick, “Now Museum — Now You Don’t” --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app