Here She Comes Podcast

A fully exhausted and freshly waxed Leena takes advantage of her time alone to try her new toy again in her hope of achieving the ever elusive orgasm.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leena's hair "razing" experience goes from soul-searing excruciating pain to an elated feeling that leaves her empowered beyond her wildest dreams.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leena, still feeling great about her first haircut in a long time, is convinced by Mahjong to get a different kind of trim...much, much farther down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leena, finding herself alone at home, spends some time truly studying herself. She decides that a new hairstyle might be in order but Mahjong has even more drastic plans.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Against all odds, an out of shape Leena, completes her first spin class. With muscles aching and lady bits on fire from the bike seat, it isn't the accomplishment of finishing that she has on her mind, but a muscular ghost from the past. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Leena tries two new things: playing with an adult toy for the first time and her first spin class. One of them will make her discover her body in brand new ways. But which one? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Leena finding herself alone, summons up her courage to play with her toy for the first time but an unexpected phone call kills her buzz.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this third installment of Chapter 3, Leena and Manny take their game play to a new level. It's all fun and games until Leena finds her interpretations of sex play to be more erratic than erotic.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's all fun and games till someone gets it in the eye. In this episode, Leena uses the pink sleeve toy on Manny with explosive results.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As we delve into Chapter 3, Leena shows Manny one of the sex toys she purchased from the party. The only trouble is, will he like it and more importantly, will she remember how to use it? See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, we pick up the shenanigans at the vibrator party. Leena learns about products to enhance oral sex and becomes painfully aware that though she thought herself to be passable in this area, she in fact knows nothing.  

In this special edition episode, we ask Dan to provide what he thinks are the definitions of some really out there slang sex terms. Ribaldry ensues...

In the conclusion of Chapter 1,the consultant Clarissa reveals that 50% of the female population has never had an orgasm causing Leena to finally admit to herself that she's one of those women. When Clarissa advises on how those women can finally have one, no one is more surprised than Leena.

Leena begins to hear the true or false questions the consultant Clarissa opens her presentation with and the answers from the other women surprise her...but not as much as her own responses. 

On this episode, we take a brief hiatus from the memoirs to bring you the audio book of "Sex and Samosas" Sometimes just accepting an invitation can be an act of bravery. It was a Saturday night sex party. What could go wrong? Leena, a shy South Asian woman living a fairly happy life, accepts an invitation to a bachelorette party that will shake her to her core. 

The curtains to the champagne room open but what happens inside has more to do with Jasmine than Lamby. 

In this episode, Jasmine brings Lamby to a strip club and tells him she will buy him a lap dance for his birthday. However, Lamby's extreme pickiness stymies her and leaves her with only one choice - a freebie from her friend Candy. 

A dinner with Lamby and his friend has Jasmine recalling the first birthday gift she ever gave him. Her innocent suggestion, could awaken one of Lamby's guilty pleasures. 

One thankless hostess who won't get off the phone, one marshmallow maiden and one note-taking Granny should have had Jasmine running for the door. In the end, she is the one who giving thanks for a night she will never forget. 

Jasmine braves a bridge to get to the party that promised over forty guests and a massive payday. What she arrives to find has a profound impact on her, but not in the way she expected. 

A party in Hamilton that requires traversing the Skyway Bridge triggers Jasmine's gephyrophobia (fear of bridges) and reminds her of a terrifying Jeep trip in India when she was 5 years old. *this episode is lovingly dedicated to the memory of Mary

The continuation of the party with the Greek women takes a loud, surprising turn providing Jasmine with a defining moment in her life. 

Jasmine does another party in Scarborough that is loud, lascivious and brimming with lessons in love. 

Jasmine, in her new sexy shoes, climbs the stairs to Lamby's ex lover's home with the sole intention of telling her to back off her boyfriend. When an unexpected guest shows up, things take a surprising turn.

In part one, Jasmine recalls how slipping on a pair of five-inch cork-heeled shoes changed her perspective - not just getting her face to face with Lamby but also face to face with Lamby's ex and the possibility of a new sexual adventure.

In this episode, Jasmine's sales are on fire but it's what happens in the sales room with one of her clients that has her really hot and bothered.

As Jasmine readies for her first party in Toronto, she reminisces about a trip in India to the beach that didn't exactly "Goa" as planned.

In this special edition podcast, Jasmine and her grouchy af husband answer a couple's questionnaire together. 

During her party for the women in their fifties, Jasmine recalls a tension filled evening spent with Lamby that involved a drag race, dessert and desire. She begins to realize there is a hole not only in her pantyhose but in her relationship with her boyfriend.  

Just as Jasmine is anticipating going away to Toronto with Lamby, an incident that takes place at her sister's going away party sets in motion that time is ticking for her relationship.  

The first of the young girls at the party finally comes up to the sales room and her request for product does nothing to assuage Jasmine's ire. It isn't until Jasmine is out in the night that she goes from seeing red, to seeing stars.

Jasmine arrives at a rustic house in the middle of nowhere only to be greeted by a very young hostess - questionably of age. Despite feeling uncomfortable about presenting to such young girls, Jasmine begins her presentation but the young girls have only one thing on their mind...

Jasmine finishes up her presentation to the belly dancers and finds out her hostess has a slinky request that leaves her questioning her relationship with Lamby. 

Jasmine shakes things up by trying everything from weight training, to dressing outside of her comfort zone, to bellydance and freeway fellatio.    

In this episode, Jasmine picks up the discussion with her niece Zahra Stationwala who suffers from anorexia. They discuss the impact of the eating disorder on her relationship with her boyfriend, their communication issues and the toll it took on her sex life. 

In this episode, Jasmine discusses her body image issues with her niece Zahra Stationwala who has been actively combating the eating disorder of anorexia nervosa. They discuss mental health stigmas in the South Asian culture and how judgments on appearance can create negative spirals that impact personal well being.  

Jasmine does a presentation at her first couples party, where the men are all firefighters and the women are all wet....with anticipation of course. 

In this episode, Jasmine thinks she has the recipe for self love figured out: Place finger here. Tickle this place there. Good things happen everywhere. Or "do" they?

After a week of intensive training at "sex school," learning the ins and outs of the adult toy trade, Jasmine weathers an ice storm on Valentine's Day Eve hoping to surprise Lamby with what she learned...only Lamby has a bitter surprise of his own for her.

What is the key to performing oral sex on a man?What is the key to getting through a presentation without sweating through your clothes? While it may be a little while before Jasmine figures out the answer to the second question, she hopes the answer she gives to the first question doesn't suck. 

Ever wonder what happens at a "sex party"? And what exactly IS a sex party? In this episode Jasmine fumbles through her first presentation as a bona fide sex toy consultant.

The Pleather is all Mine   In this episode - Lamby, lingerie and his love of threesomes. There are trips to the sex store which include trying on babydolls and bargaining for dildos. And how it ultimately illustrates that the road to selling adult toys isn’t always paved with plastic, promises and promiscuity.

In this episode - how a thirty-year old virgin who once headed off to India for an arranged marriage, hooks up with a hedonistic Canadian muscle-head, ends up hocking lingerie, dildos and lube and then ultimately writes a book with "Sex" blazing in the title.  A reading from "Sex and Samosas" is included, illustrating there are some holes better left unfilled.