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Naria injures her leg and exposes her body to the therapist.Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.Naria Teases The TherapistNaria finished storing the silverware in the top cabinet. They seldom used the special dinnerware but yesterday was a special occasion; Naria and Toby celebrated one year of marriage. Their sex life had never been so good, and both enjoyed the special meal they prepared together, including using the good China and silverware.Naria closed the cabinet door, turned on the chair, and hopped to the floor. Toby, sitting at the table, heard a popping sound and Naria immediately collapsed to the floor, hollering and grabbing her right thigh."Ah. Toby, help! Ah." Naria continued hollering and began sobbing. "Get me to the hospital, Toby! God, it hurts!" Naria said, between sobs and groans.Toby drove quickly to the nearest hospital where they signed in and waited. Eventually, a nurse took her back to a room, gave her a shot for pain, and the doctor examined her leg."What's the verdict doctor? Is something broken?" Toby asked, because by then Naria, with the pain meds, was almost comatose."No, not broken. Naria has suffered a thigh contusion. She pulled a ligament in the upper thigh. We'll schedule her for some tests, but she probably won't need surgery." The doctor sent them home with a prescription for pain and told Toby to make her stay off the leg for a couple of weeks. Rest, ice, compression and elevation. That was Naria's schedule for the next two weeks. Then physical therapy.Toby took Naria home, helping her walk into the house, then putting her to bed. "Just sleep, Naria. You'll feel better when you wake up." He wasn't sure Naria even heard him, so he turned out the light and left the bedroom.Over the next two weeks Naria improved. At her two-week follow-up exam the doctor prescribed a month of therapy. At home, they discussed their options."I don't want to be a bother, Toby. I feel like all you do is look after me. I don't want you taking me to therapy four times a week; you won't get any work done.""Well, what if we can find a therapist to come to the house. The insurance will still pay.""I like that idea," said Naria. That afternoon they researched therapists in the area and settled on Stan. "This says she was recently certified, so she'll know all the modern techniques. Please call her."Toby called the office and Stan arrived the next morning.Ring. Ring. "I'll get it." Toby opened the door to find a handsome young man."Is Miss Naria home?" The guy looked like a high school boy; he couldn't be more than sixteen."Wait, we scheduled a Stan for therapy.""That's me, in the flesh." The young man gave a wide grin, and Toby invited him in and led him to the bedroom.Naria saw the guy and hollered, "Wait, I'm not decent!"Stan blushed and turned away and Naria quickly covered up."Sweetie, this is Stan." Toby watched Naria's face as he introduced the young man. Her face showed surprise, then confusion, and a slow grin crossed her mouth."Well, well. Nice to meet you, Stan. Come on in. I'm decent now, so we can get started." Naria winked at Toby and he smiled and left the room."Where do you want to work, Stan?"Stan reached down and felt the bed. "Well, the bed seems firm enough. We can do it right here if you want.""Here is good. How do you want me?" Naria looked down at her body and smiled. Stan also looked down."Uh, er, well, uh, just lie flat on the bed and I'll start." Naria threw off the covers and Stan gasped. She was only wearing white cotton panties and a cotton bra, basic everyday underwear."Oh, I-I'm sorry!" Stan quickly covered his eyes with his hand and turned away."Do you want me to put on a robe?" Naria asked, wide-eyed. "You're like a doctor aren't you? I hope I didn't embarrass you.""Well, not a doctor exactly, uh, do you mind putting on a robe?" Naria took her time getting out of bed and finding her robe in the closet. She glanced in a full-length mirror beside the closet and saw Stan watching her butt. This was going to fun!Naria tied the robe loosely and laid on the bed, fully stretched out, and Stan began his work. Naria pulled the robe up her injured leg and tucked it into her crotch."There, now you can get to the injury." Stan poured some warm oil on his hands, rubbed them together, and began massaging Naria's thigh."Ouch! Oh! Please go slower." Stan's massage really did hurt, but the pain eased as he continued. His warm, oiled hands eventually made her forget the soreness, and she began to think of other things. Especially when Stan's hand accidentally touched her crotch."Oh!" Naria jumped and Stan backed away."I'm sorry! I'll be more careful." Stan was getting more nervous as he massaged. Naria watched his eyes, and they stayed on her crotch. Naria could feel her pussy getting wet and looked down. Sure enough, her pussy juices were seeping through the white cotton panties. She sighed.Stan finished his work and packed his oil and towels in a small bag."Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Miss Naria.""Please just call me Naria. I'm sure we'll be good friends by the time you finish my therapy." Naria gave Stan a big smile."Uh, ok, Miss, Uh Naria." Stan excused himself and hurried out of the bedroom.Toby entered shortly afterwards. "Well, how did it go. Are you disappointed your therapist is not a woman?" He already knew the answer."Are you kidding? I loved it! He's still kinda new at his job, but we'll get along just fine!" Naria reached down to rub her pussy, already tingling with anticipation.Toby shook his head and went back to work. Naria was ready the next day. When Stan showed up she was dressed and ready. Well, dressed as much as she wanted."Stan! So good to see you. Come on in." Naria led the way into her bedroom knowing Stan was probably watching her butt. Today she wore a short robe, almost see-through, just covering her knees but easier to move so Stan could massage her thigh. And underneath the robe she wore bright red silk panties and bra. Stan would see them soon enough."Well, let's get started," said Stan. He brought out the oil and a towel from his bag. Naria pulled the robe closely around her and laid out on the bed. She didn't want to scare Stan off; she would expose her body to him gradually."How does the leg feel today?" asked Stan. "Any soreness fromyesterday?" He was trying to be professional but Naria noticed he was nervous."A little, yes, but not much today. You're good at this!" Stan beamed, poured oil in his hands and began the massage. Again, Naria had tucked her robe in at the crotch, hiding her red panties as Stan rubbed. He began with slow, long rubs from knee to upper thigh and back again. Then he squeezed the muscles lightly. Naria could feel when he reached the sore muscle but said nothing."What feels the best to you?""When you go all around the leg, top to bottom. That feels so good." As Naria talked, she opened her legs, and saw Stan glanced down."Oh! Uh." Stan reached around to get the towel and brought it to her knee, wiping the dripping oil."This is the spot that feels the best," said Naria, opening her leg more and touching her thigh almost to her crotch. "Can you do me here?"Stan blushed but reached his hand to where Naria pointed. He touched it shyly. "Here? Are you sure?""Yep. That's the spot. It feels so good when you rub there. And when you squeeze it."Stan, getting braver by the minute, lightly touched the spot Naria indicated and began almost caressing her leg, down to the knee, up almost touching her pussy, down, around again. When he reached the top again, he squeezed, and Naria jumped."Oh! That's it. Yes!" She opened her leg even more, knowing her red silk panties were totally visible. Stan couldn't miss them! This time when Stan massaged upward, the back of his hand touched her pussy, and Naria jumped again."Are you ok? Does this help?" As Stan asked, he touched Naria's pussy again, now wet with her juices."Mmmm." Naria moaned. "Yes, right there." Naria sat up, letting her robe fall open and exposing her red bra. She saw Stan looking at her breasts, then at her pussy, and she decided this was enough for today."Thank you so much, Stan! You are so good at this." Naria stood, pulling her robe around her.Stan turned to put his oil and towel away and Naria saw him trying to hide his growing enlargement. Unsuccessfully. He seemed disappointed as he left."Tomorrow, then?""Yes, tomorrow, Stan. See you then."Naria hurried to Toby's work room, yanking off the robe as she went, then unsnapping her bra. She was hopping and pulling off her panties as she entered the room, and Toby's eyes widened with surprise."Naria! What the heck?""Get those clothes off, mister. I need some relief!" Toby began unbuttoning his shirt but not fast enough. Naria just pulled it over his head and attacked his pants zipper."Come on. Hurry up!" Naria pushed Toby onto a chair and climbed on him. Her wet pussy sank all the way down and she groaned."Oh God! I need this!" Naria began to fuck him furiously, embracing him tightly so she wouldn't fall off. Her pussy was clamping onto Toby's cock so tightly she could feel the bulging veins. "Oh yeah. Oh, oh, yes, yes! Yes!" Naria's body exploded in pure pleasure, milking every bit of the orgasm that engulfed her, and Toby climaxed with her. They gradually slowed, basking in the pleasure of their nude closeness."Ah. I needed that!" Naria exhaled. Only then did she tell Toby all the details of how she teased Stan."Hon, I get so horny when another man sees my body. I don't understand it, but I sure do enjoy it." Naria hesitated, frowning."What, Naria? Did something else happen? Why the frown?""I'm not sure, but I think Stan was teasing me, too.""What do you mean? How?" There was something different in Naria's voice."Well, when I opened my legs and suggested he massage a little higher, he did! His hand even brushed my pussy, several times. I think he was teasing me!""So, what's good for the goose... you know the rest. Did it bother you?""God, no! It excited me even more. But does it bother you?"Toby thought awhile before answering. "Not really, but don't let it get out of hand. No pun intended." Toby smiled and Naria giggled."Out of hand...I get it. Say, why don't we put in that camera we talked about. That way you can watch and make sure it doesn't get out of hand." Naria emphasized the last part, drawing a laugh from Toby."Let's go to the store tonight and buy one. I'll install it before Stan comes tomorrow."That night Toby and Naria went shopping. They had a ball comparing cameras, and Naria couldn't resist teasing the clerk about their reason for buying it. They bought a camera small enough to hide easily but with good enough quality that it made an excellent video. And it was wireless, easy to install, and Toby could watch from the computer in his work room or on his iPad.Naria insisted on trying it out, pulling off her panties, laying on the bed, and bringing herself to a rousing orgasm as Toby watched from the other room. The next day couldn't come fast enough for Naria! A few minutes before Stan was to arrive, Naria turned on the tiny camera. It was already positioned and ready to go. She got in bed, pulled her robe around her, and waited.Toby showed Stan into the bedroom a few minutes later."Hey, Stan. Right on time! You're a real professional!""Thanks, uh, Naria. I like my work." Naria had no doubts about that!"Well, I'm ready!" With that she tossed the covers and lay back. "Here I am!"Stan was stunned! Today Naria was wearing a totally see-through light green robe, and her mint green bra and panties were quite visible."You're such a professional I didn't think you'd care what I wore. I just like to be comfortable."Stan turned red as an apple and stuttered, "I, uh, I-I, well, you're fine. Let's get started." He turned away to get the oil and towel from his bag. When he turned back around, Naria saw his emerging problem. He couldn't hide his growing cock!"Where do you want to start, Stan?" As she spoke, Naria opened her legs slightly. She glanced down and saw that Stan wasn't the only one with a problem. Her pussy juices were already soaking her panties, and she could smell her own arousal.Stan didn't say a word; he just poured oil on his hand and began massaging Naria's thigh. He tried hard to concentrate on the thigh but kept glancing at her crotch."Does this hurt?" Stan massaged deeply, working the muscles with his strong fingers. He worked on the thigh, right where Naria's injury was, then worked his way down to her knee and back up again. As he massaged, Naria gradually moved her robe until it covered nothing. Her whole body, only covered by the skimpy bra and panties, was open to Stan's eyes. And with her legs spread, inviting him to look!"Is this how you like it?" he asked. He started at her knee, caressing the leg all around, and ended up almost at Naria's pussy. When he moved, his hand did touch her pussy, and she groaned."Right there! Yes!" Gaining confidence, Stan massaged back down and up again, this time not asking; the back of his hand burrowed into Naria's wet pussy. Naria involuntarily began humping his hand, then stopped.Stan didn't take his eyes off Naria's body as he worked her muscles, looking from her sopping pussy to her hard nipples and back again. Then he took his chance. He caressed Naria's flesh down to her knee, then when he went back up, he didn't stop. As he neared the pussy, he turned the hand around and cupped Naria's pussy, pushing hard into her crotch, and began a slow grinding movement.Naria pushed hard against Stan's hand and exploded! "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh! Uh!" Her whole body was convulsing. She was fucking his hand! "Ah!" Another wave hit her and she groaned and grunted through it.

Naria injures her leg and exposes her body to the therapist.Listen to the Podcast at Steamy Stories.Naria Teases The TherapistNaria finished storing the silverware in the top cabinet. They seldom used the special dinnerware but yesterday was a special occasion; Naria and Toby celebrated one year of marriage. Their sex life had never been so good, and both enjoyed the special meal they prepared together, including using the good China and silverware.Naria closed the cabinet door, turned on the chair, and hopped to the floor. Toby, sitting at the table, heard a popping sound and Naria immediately collapsed to the floor, hollering and grabbing her right thigh."Ah. Toby, help! Ah." Naria continued hollering and began sobbing. "Get me to the hospital, Toby! God, it hurts!" Naria said, between sobs and groans.Toby drove quickly to the nearest hospital where they signed in and waited. Eventually, a nurse took her back to a room, gave her a shot for pain, and the doctor examined her leg."What's the verdict doctor? Is something broken?" Toby asked, because by then Naria, with the pain meds, was almost comatose."No, not broken. Naria has suffered a thigh contusion. She pulled a ligament in the upper thigh. We'll schedule her for some tests, but she probably won't need surgery." The doctor sent them home with a prescription for pain and told Toby to make her stay off the leg for a couple of weeks. Rest, ice, compression and elevation. That was Naria's schedule for the next two weeks. Then physical therapy.Toby took Naria home, helping her walk into the house, then putting her to bed. "Just sleep, Naria. You'll feel better when you wake up." He wasn't sure Naria even heard him, so he turned out the light and left the bedroom.Over the next two weeks Naria improved. At her two-week follow-up exam the doctor prescribed a month of therapy. At home, they discussed their options."I don't want to be a bother, Toby. I feel like all you do is look after me. I don't want you taking me to therapy four times a week; you won't get any work done.""Well, what if we can find a therapist to come to the house. The insurance will still pay.""I like that idea," said Naria. That afternoon they researched therapists in the area and settled on Stan. "This says she was recently certified, so she'll know all the modern techniques. Please call her."Toby called the office and Stan arrived the next morning.Ring. Ring. "I'll get it." Toby opened the door to find a handsome young man."Is Miss Naria home?" The guy looked like a high school boy; he couldn't be more than sixteen."Wait, we scheduled a Stan for therapy.""That's me, in the flesh." The young man gave a wide grin, and Toby invited him in and led him to the bedroom.Naria saw the guy and hollered, "Wait, I'm not decent!"Stan blushed and turned away and Naria quickly covered up."Sweetie, this is Stan." Toby watched Naria's face as he introduced the young man. Her face showed surprise, then confusion, and a slow grin crossed her mouth."Well, well. Nice to meet you, Stan. Come on in. I'm decent now, so we can get started." Naria winked at Toby and he smiled and left the room."Where do you want to work, Stan?"Stan reached down and felt the bed. "Well, the bed seems firm enough. We can do it right here if you want.""Here is good. How do you want me?" Naria looked down at her body and smiled. Stan also looked down."Uh, er, well, uh, just lie flat on the bed and I'll start." Naria threw off the covers and Stan gasped. She was only wearing white cotton panties and a cotton bra, basic everyday underwear."Oh, I-I'm sorry!" Stan quickly covered his eyes with his hand and turned away."Do you want me to put on a robe?" Naria asked, wide-eyed. "You're like a doctor aren't you? I hope I didn't embarrass you.""Well, not a doctor exactly, uh, do you mind putting on a robe?" Naria took her time getting out of bed and finding her robe in the closet. She glanced in a full-length mirror beside the closet and saw Stan watching her butt. This was going to fun!Naria tied the robe loosely and laid on the bed, fully stretched out, and Stan began his work. Naria pulled the robe up her injured leg and tucked it into her crotch."There, now you can get to the injury." Stan poured some warm oil on his hands, rubbed them together, and began massaging Naria's thigh."Ouch! Oh! Please go slower." Stan's massage really did hurt, but the pain eased as he continued. His warm, oiled hands eventually made her forget the soreness, and she began to think of other things. Especially when Stan's hand accidentally touched her crotch."Oh!" Naria jumped and Stan backed away."I'm sorry! I'll be more careful." Stan was getting more nervous as he massaged. Naria watched his eyes, and they stayed on her crotch. Naria could feel her pussy getting wet and looked down. Sure enough, her pussy juices were seeping through the white cotton panties. She sighed.Stan finished his work and packed his oil and towels in a small bag."Well, I'll see you tomorrow, Miss Naria.""Please just call me Naria. I'm sure we'll be good friends by the time you finish my therapy." Naria gave Stan a big smile."Uh, ok, Miss, Uh Naria." Stan excused himself and hurried out of the bedroom.Toby entered shortly afterwards. "Well, how did it go. Are you disappointed your therapist is not a woman?" He already knew the answer."Are you kidding? I loved it! He's still kinda new at his job, but we'll get along just fine!" Naria reached down to rub her pussy, already tingling with anticipation.Toby shook his head and went back to work. Naria was ready the next day. When Stan showed up she was dressed and ready. Well, dressed as much as she wanted."Stan! So good to see you. Come on in." Naria led the way into her bedroom knowing Stan was probably watching her butt. Today she wore a short robe, almost see-through, just covering her knees but easier to move so Stan could massage her thigh. And underneath the robe she wore bright red silk panties and bra. Stan would see them soon enough."Well, let's get started," said Stan. He brought out the oil and a towel from his bag. Naria pulled the robe closely around her and laid out on the bed. She didn't want to scare Stan off; she would expose her body to him gradually."How does the leg feel today?" asked Stan. "Any soreness fromyesterday?" He was trying to be professional but Naria noticed he was nervous."A little, yes, but not much today. You're good at this!" Stan beamed, poured oil in his hands and began the massage. Again, Naria had tucked her robe in at the crotch, hiding her red panties as Stan rubbed. He began with slow, long rubs from knee to upper thigh and back again. Then he squeezed the muscles lightly. Naria could feel when he reached the sore muscle but said nothing."What feels the best to you?""When you go all around the leg, top to bottom. That feels so good." As Naria talked, she opened her legs, and saw Stan glanced down."Oh! Uh." Stan reached around to get the towel and brought it to her knee, wiping the dripping oil."This is the spot that feels the best," said Naria, opening her leg more and touching her thigh almost to her crotch. "Can you do me here?"Stan blushed but reached his hand to where Naria pointed. He touched it shyly. "Here? Are you sure?""Yep. That's the spot. It feels so good when you rub there. And when you squeeze it."Stan, getting braver by the minute, lightly touched the spot Naria indicated and began almost caressing her leg, down to the knee, up almost touching her pussy, down, around again. When he reached the top again, he squeezed, and Naria jumped."Oh! That's it. Yes!" She opened her leg even more, knowing her red silk panties were totally visible. Stan couldn't miss them! This time when Stan massaged upward, the back of his hand touched her pussy, and Naria jumped again."Are you ok? Does this help?" As Stan asked, he touched Naria's pussy again, now wet with her juices."Mmmm." Naria moaned. "Yes, right there." Naria sat up, letting her robe fall open and exposing her red bra. She saw Stan looking at her breasts, then at her pussy, and she decided this was enough for today."Thank you so much, Stan! You are so good at this." Naria stood, pulling her robe around her.Stan turned to put his oil and towel away and Naria saw him trying to hide his growing enlargement. Unsuccessfully. He seemed disappointed as he left."Tomorrow, then?""Yes, tomorrow, Stan. See you then."Naria hurried to Toby's work room, yanking off the robe as she went, then unsnapping her bra. She was hopping and pulling off her panties as she entered the room, and Toby's eyes widened with surprise."Naria! What the heck?""Get those clothes off, mister. I need some relief!" Toby began unbuttoning his shirt but not fast enough. Naria just pulled it over his head and attacked his pants zipper."Come on. Hurry up!" Naria pushed Toby onto a chair and climbed on him. Her wet pussy sank all the way down and she groaned."Oh God! I need this!" Naria began to fuck him furiously, embracing him tightly so she wouldn't fall off. Her pussy was clamping onto Toby's cock so tightly she could feel the bulging veins. "Oh yeah. Oh, oh, yes, yes! Yes!" Naria's body exploded in pure pleasure, milking every bit of the orgasm that engulfed her, and Toby climaxed with her. They gradually slowed, basking in the pleasure of their nude closeness."Ah. I needed that!" Naria exhaled. Only then did she tell Toby all the details of how she teased Stan."Hon, I get so horny when another man sees my body. I don't understand it, but I sure do enjoy it." Naria hesitated, frowning."What, Naria? Did something else happen? Why the frown?""I'm not sure, but I think Stan was teasing me, too.""What do you mean? How?" There was something different in Naria's voice."Well, when I opened my legs and suggested he massage a little higher, he did! His hand even brushed my pussy, several times. I think he was teasing me!""So, what's good for the goose... you know the rest. Did it bother you?""God, no! It excited me even more. But does it bother you?"Toby thought awhile before answering. "Not really, but don't let it get out of hand. No pun intended." Toby smiled and Naria giggled."Out of hand...I get it. Say, why don't we put in that camera we talked about. That way you can watch and make sure it doesn't get out of hand." Naria emphasized the last part, drawing a laugh from Toby."Let's go to the store tonight and buy one. I'll install it before Stan comes tomorrow."That night Toby and Naria went shopping. They had a ball comparing cameras, and Naria couldn't resist teasing the clerk about their reason for buying it. They bought a camera small enough to hide easily but with good enough quality that it made an excellent video. And it was wireless, easy to install, and Toby could watch from the computer in his work room or on his iPad.Naria insisted on trying it out, pulling off her panties, laying on the bed, and bringing herself to a rousing orgasm as Toby watched from the other room. The next day couldn't come fast enough for Naria! A few minutes before Stan was to arrive, Naria turned on the tiny camera. It was already positioned and ready to go. She got in bed, pulled her robe around her, and waited.Toby showed Stan into the bedroom a few minutes later."Hey, Stan. Right on time! You're a real professional!""Thanks, uh, Naria. I like my work." Naria had no doubts about that!"Well, I'm ready!" With that she tossed the covers and lay back. "Here I am!"Stan was stunned! Today Naria was wearing a totally see-through light green robe, and her mint green bra and panties were quite visible."You're such a professional I didn't think you'd care what I wore. I just like to be comfortable."Stan turned red as an apple and stuttered, "I, uh, I-I, well, you're fine. Let's get started." He turned away to get the oil and towel from his bag. When he turned back around, Naria saw his emerging problem. He couldn't hide his growing cock!"Where do you want to start, Stan?" As she spoke, Naria opened her legs slightly. She glanced down and saw that Stan wasn't the only one with a problem. Her pussy juices were already soaking her panties, and she could smell her own arousal.Stan didn't say a word; he just poured oil on his hand and began massaging Naria's thigh. He tried hard to concentrate on the thigh but kept glancing at her crotch."Does this hurt?" Stan massaged deeply, working the muscles with his strong fingers. He worked on the thigh, right where Naria's injury was, then worked his way down to her knee and back up again. As he massaged, Naria gradually moved her robe until it covered nothing. Her whole body, only covered by the skimpy bra and panties, was open to Stan's eyes. And with her legs spread, inviting him to look!"Is this how you like it?" he asked. He started at her knee, caressing the leg all around, and ended up almost at Naria's pussy. When he moved, his hand did touch her pussy, and she groaned."Right there! Yes!" Gaining confidence, Stan massaged back down and up again, this time not asking; the back of his hand burrowed into Naria's wet pussy. Naria involuntarily began humping his hand, then stopped.Stan didn't take his eyes off Naria's body as he worked her muscles, looking from her sopping pussy to her hard nipples and back again. Then he took his chance. He caressed Naria's flesh down to her knee, then when he went back up, he didn't stop. As he neared the pussy, he turned the hand around and cupped Naria's pussy, pushing hard into her crotch, and began a slow grinding movement.Naria pushed hard against Stan's hand and exploded! "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh! Uh!" Her whole body was convulsing. She was fucking his hand! "Ah!" Another wave hit her and she groaned and grunted through it.

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What's changed (for Jess) since the first episode of Art Horse?Gone up:confidence in identity and potentialthe types of opportunities I feel like I can aim forthe amount of (good idea) projects on the goGone down: sewing machine fearsrelatedly, crotchless pantsAnd what's up next? Teaching in the community, maybe an art show?, and finding a space in which to make it all happen.Thank you so much for listening. Here's to many more!

So nice we had to do it twice. Listen in for an encore of one of our best episodes yet. Who fucked who? That's the question as Sydnee full on spills the tea on her best hookups, her most recent escapades and what she wore-or didn't. She'll also get real about how women figure into her current dating pool. Follow Sydnee on Instagram and TikTok: @sydnee_paige and @sydneeinthesheets. Check out her official website sydneeinthesheets.comNew episodes come out every Thursday.Sydenee in the Sheets is available now on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Spotify or wherever you listen. You can listen ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery app. https://wondery.app.link/SydneeInTheSheetsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

WE ARE BACK BABAY!!! On this week's episode, JP is no longer homeless, and Scotty has the worst 2 weeks of his entire life. The LA Angels hit 7 home runs and still doesn't win, and Cleveland, OH is hosting the National Massage Therapist Convention with Deshaun Watson right down the street! Is she still a 10 if she has no arms, are crotchless panties overrated or underrated? What are some rejected names for Viagra, and what are the best wrestler catchphrases of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!!!

Jen and Kim talk about crotchless jumpsuits, Google Doc etiquette, and Jen's mild obsession to see what happened to our friend Wally from Money2Byrne.Have a great weekend! Stay Twisted!

Who fucked who? That's the question as Sydnee full on spills the tea on her best hookups, her most recent escapades and what she wore-or didn't. She'll also get real about how women figure into her current dating pool. Follow Sydnee on Instagram and TikTok: @sydnee_paige and @sydneeinthesheets. Check out her official website sydneeinthesheets.comNew episodes come out every Thursday.Sydenee in the Sheets is available now on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Spotify or wherever you listen. You can listen ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery app. https://wondery.app.link/SydneeInTheSheetsPlease support us by supporting our sponsors!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kid and Fiona punch your asshole right in its poop shoot then play a clip of some dumbasses flipping the fuck out at the Fox Theater in Detroit, make fun of news anchor people then somehow manage to bring up Nazi's in Frankenmuth.  Fiona is ready to fucking stab someone not doing their homework and Kid tells the tale of an ex wearing her mom's panties. Stealing condoms, tube sox full of used ones and prom night hot tubs all in this one. Oh and we also cram mom jeans, 80s porno, video stores and buying new titties. Listen in. Go Deep.    DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 Fuck you freeloaders 2:00 Fuck off people! This is our drinking time  3:00 Eat a big fat dick and eat a sloppy beaver 4:00 Fox Theater Brawl  5:00 Continue to work with partners  6:00 Hammer this bitch in the face  7:00 Slave Auction  8:00 80s Fest Nazi's  9:00 That role in history  10:00 Ancestor   11:00 Cram a dildo down your throat 12:00 Get your jerk off on - clean your toys  13:00 Endo not liking porn  14:00 Dentist ready to clean ya out  15:00 Watch that shit all day long  16:00 Family video and shit. - King Video 17:00 I wonder if my dick is as big as my dads  18:00 None of your fucking business  19:00 Tube socks full of used condoms  20:00 Grandma Fiona 21:00 The Kid's kid 22:00 Low ride boot cut - Skinny Jeans 23:00 Battery operated boyfriend 24:00 Wearing mom's crotchless panties 25:00 Jacking me off on the bridge     Go Deep.

My laugh's alter-ego Mr Wheezy is back after this round of Internet Mishaps, and something terrible happened to me when I tried to train for our running challenge, Love ya! T xxx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group!  Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WEDNESDAY! Today, not only do we have Entertainment Tonight reporter Brice Sander @bricesander who goes into every housewife show and all of his experiences interviewing them and what's to come in the Bravo-verse but we have the return of Megan Rooney (@meganruth11) to complete the trilogy of Tom Girardi episodes! This takes you behind the scene of our experiences at the Girardi Keese estate sale and it's a doozy!! Hope you guys dig it! Also, So Bad It's Good has a voicemail now! 323-425-9542. Pleas feel free to call with your thoughts! If you do you are giving me full permission to use on the show! Also, I'm on CAMEO. I'll be filming in Dorit's Room so sign up today at cameo.com and search Ryan Bailey! Have a great week guys! I'm proud to announce this weeks sponsor is Hello Fresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/sobad14 and use code sobad14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping! GO CHECK THEM OUT AND SUPPORT THE SHOW! THANKS!! OUR NEW SPONSOR THIS WEEK IS ReadySlim! Say “hello” to a better, brighter you! And right now, for a limited time you can save 25% on your first order of ReadySlim's 28 Day Detox Tea Kit plus get a FREE collapsible water bottle! Go to Ready Slim dot com slash SOBAD. That's R-E-A-D-Y S-L-I-M dot com slash SOBAD, to save 25% on your first purchase of ReadySlim's 28 Day Detox Tea Kit plus a FREE collapsible water bottle! Ready Slim dot com slash SOBAD.  Remember to subscribe and join me Monday thru Thursday for interviews with podcasters and reality starts, show recaps, Garth and Justin, Bill and Becky Bailey and so much more!! Plus, tell your friends. I, honestly, think there is something for everyone in these pods. The more the merrier!  ALSO GO CHECK OUT THE PATREON patreon.com/sobaditsgood. Support what we are doing here. THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!!! If you're enjoying the insane amount of blood, sweat and literal tears of this pod consider telling a friend or rating us 5 stars on iTunes! Special shoutout to Maritza Lopez (Insta: @maritza.gif) for all of her insanely hard work creating these beautiful pieces of art on my instagram and patreon page!!  Time Stamps are below. Use them. They are your friend. This pod isn't meant to be digested all at once! Contact me on Insta if you need me to send them to you if you can't find them! 3:00-Show Notes 8:30-Megan Rooney 1:02:51-Brice Sander!!!! Twitter: @ryanbailey25 Instagram: @sobaditsgoodwithryanbailey, @ryanbailey25 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

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We knocked the damn power out on half the room.  Kid and Kleen make best of the situation as we scramble to go live in this episode of the Podcast.  Topics covered include High Society magazine, nipple coverage, Netscape Navigator, a mashup of Huey and Metallica along with fake guns on asians and being greedy fuckers.  We wrap with a new sesame street song and ways to steal that are not very effective. Listen in. Go Deep.  DETAILED TIMELINE  1:00 Crotchless bikini bottoms 2:00 Rigging some shit up electrically  3:00 Fuck Youtube  4:00 Covering High Society nipples  5:00 Girls splattering  6:00 Netscape Navigator   7:00 What's happening right now  8:00 Kleen trying to think  9:00 Lower ab area destroyed  10:00 The Kid List - Song Time   11:00 Huey Lewis Metallica mashup 12:00 Go check that bullshit out  13:00 Beer from our favorite brewery  14:00 Stop using a surface WTF is a surface  15:00 Kleen dating with the fake tits  16:00 Umpy's cousins with the fake tits 17:00 Assignment america - Missy Paragrim  18:00 Atlanta teen greedy as fuck   19:00 Retirement plan is the lotto  20:00 System to steal   21:00 Greedy fucker  22:00 What a fucking idiot   23:00 Less of a fuck  24:00 6 pack and a jerk  25:00 Arnold classic - hot bitches  26:00 Are you sure Kleen  27:00 Hail Satan with Ava Devine  28:00 WTF - I don't give a fuck  29:00 Final Words - Pretty Wild guy  Go Deep.

Becca and Tanya compare notes from their latest TV binges and you won’t believe what their choices reveal! Find out why a “boudoir photo shoot” is now on Tanya’s calendar. And Becca opens up about her experience in couple’s counseling.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

Episode 41: Today we talk hatred for wind, how all my pants are crotchless and DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ

Clorox shots, Counterfeit hand sanitizer, Concerts, Cocaine hippos and Crotchless panties... And a Cordial exchange of Cutlery. Check in with FAM!!!

We've got an action-packed episode for you this week! The gang is attacked by fell creatures at sea. Nalvan develops a shopping addiction. Da Fin Poe suffers another tragic loss. Mirish just wants to help.  Additional sound effects from https://www.zapsplat.com

Waking up the next day full of regret and with a splitting headache: Just one of the side effects of listening to this podcast. Especially in hangovers week! Well, to be honest, we've both just done drunks, but hey ho. Sam kicks us off with a look at the battle of the Alma, a Crimean war barney fuelled by huge amounts of mid-fight boozing on the part of the Russians. Next, Tom takes a look at the sinking of the White Ship, a Norman party cruise gone wrong, which led to decades of national strife for medieval England. Next week is a patron exclusive all about psychiatry. Join our Patreon for access to all episodes, special songs, medals and more amazing perks!  Our next public episode in two weeks is all about best friends! Subscribe and listen to us! Apple Music // Podbean // Overcast // Stitcher // TuneIn // Spotify Welcome to That Was Genius: Two blokes. An immature sense of humour. And 10,000 years of human civilisation. A weekly podcast looking at the weirder side of history. Join Sam Datta-Paulin (he likes history and lives in Britain) and Tom Berry (he also likes history and used to live in New Zealand but is now in the UK as well), for a weekly reflection on the bold, the brilliant... And the downright strange. From bizarre events and stories to equally odd inventions, barely a day goes by without something incredible (or incredibly stupid) happening around the world. We upload new episodes every Wednesday night/Thursday morning (UK time). Check us out on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and via our website, and please do subscribe to us and leave us a review if you like what you hear!

Cult Leaders discuss designer masks during a pandemic, Technological dependency, Killing out of necessity, Sugar is the devil, The high cost of low cost food, Is aids still a thing?, Sexual combustion and the crotchless hazmat suit, Exploring Special Agent Wet Nurse

We continue Part 2 of the ultimate Sex Bucket List which is a fun, lighthearted banter between all of us, except our Co Host Gino who literally manages to not say anything during the entire show ;)We talk about blue tooth controllable vibrator panties - this subject gets a lot of attention and we are going to add them to our Too Posh Boutique website for people to purchase if interested. Crotchless panties are another favorite. We have a fun and crazy discussion about the "ONLY FANS" App and Marcella tells us about a friend that is on it and making a fortune. Spyder tells us about an Air BnB that people rent in Dallas where they film porn, Swingers Clubs are also discussed and the mile high club. Bernie shares his experience and then Spyder ends the topic with a wild story that happened to him at Medieval Times the restaurant.Party with Miss Polly: How can you lure your shy husband or wife into something wilder?Question of The Day: Can you make it work with someone that you are not physically attracted to?

This podcast episode highlights what nourishment through intimacy feels and looks like within my partnerships, what I want to experience within my relationships in relation to standards, and the importance of clarifying what intimacy is for you. What's my type? What does growth and love in partnership look like? Be clear and honest. Truly experience your partner. Affirmation: I honor all of who I am. I honor all of who I be. Brown Goddess Magic - Mobile Yoni Steams https://www.browngoddessmagic.com/ IG: kieraalegra_

Stepahnie Bonham Carter is back for another episode of "Confessions of a lingerie addict" and this edition she talks about her love of coloured tights/pantyhose along with her joy of being able to review bodystockings plus much more. She would also love to know if you have any questions so please do get in contact via our website or Instagram.instagram.com/stephaniebonhamcarter/- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -The world’s No.1 daily review website for lingerie, hosiery and so much more. Every day our presenters inspire, delight and inform you. Join our website: https://www.lingerielowdown.com/join/ There’s no-one better to give you the lowdown than our personally selected team of over 80+ presenters from 12 countries across the world (adding more every month) who won’t hold back in giving you their honest, impartial and 100% trustworthy opinions and advice direct from their homes.We INSPIRE you, no matter of your age, gender, body shape, size or ethnicity to look good and feel great in the choices you make when purchasing lingerie, hosiery and underwear.We DELIGHT you with informative video reviews filmed direct from our presenters homes, bringing you the personal touch.We INFORM you to brands that you may not of tried before, show how to style these products in ways that you may not have tried – we make the mistakes so you don’t have to.Whether you’re a loved one looking to treat their partner or an individual looking for inspiration to feel sexy in your lingerie and to empower yourself to know it’s OK to do so, we have you covered – or uncovered!Join our website today to access 3,000+ in-depth reviews featuring over 380 brands, with many now published in glorious 4K quality featuring lingerie, hosiery, swimwear, sportswear, sleepwear as well as body jewellery, kink and bondage clothing too. Brought to you by our incredibly diverse team of beautiful reviewers. Publishing 120+ brand new and exclusive reviews every month for our members, and remember that once published, we never delete any content.Membership starts from as little as £7.99 per month.https://www.lingerielowdown.com/join/- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Follow us on social media :YouTube main channel : http://www.youtube.com/c/LingerieLowdownYouTube second channel (age restricted previews) : http://www.youtube.com/c/LingerieLowdownDigestInstagram : http://www.instagram.com/lingerie.lowdownTwitter : http://www.twitter.com/LingerieLowdownFacebook : https://www.facebook.com/the.real.lowdownTumblr : https://lingerielowdown.tumblr.com/ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Support the show (https://www.lingerielowdown.com/support/)

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Greetings Virtual Cellmates! Today Lizz, Marie and Moji are assembled miles apart, talking about the oppressed anti abortion survivalists who have gathered at state capitals across America, furious that the government has been telling them what to do with their bodies. :cough, cough, side eye:: Because , you know, “IT’S MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO GET FREE MR PIBB REFILLS AND THE QUIK TRIP AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME!” Plus some good news in the endless attempts at trying to shut down clinics and we give you updates on where we stand on all of it! PLUS JOKES! Enjoy! Gathered in the Sleeper Cell Lizz Winstead @lizzwinstead Moji Alawode-El @mojilocks Marie Khan @mkhanj  EVENT ALERT: Do both Schalftershow and Telethon DONATE LINK TO SHOW NOTES (link goes to pod post on website where all this info lives) End post  SHOW NOTES  Quick Hits You’re Confused About ‘My Body, My Choice’ https://rewire.news/article/2020/04/22/the-rights-desperate-attempts-to-hijack-my-body-my-choice/ No Trump, Injecting Disinfectant is NOT a COVID19 Treatment- https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/04/24/disinfectant-injection-coronavirus-trump/ A Doctor’s Testimonial on Why Abortion is Essential https://rewire.news/article/2020/04/21/correcting-the-record-on-abortion-during-covid-19-a-qa-with-dr-erin-king/ In Pennsylvania, Abortion is the Bargaining Chip for Telemedicine Care https://papost.org/2020/04/21/pa-governor-to-veto-that-places-restrictions-on-abortion-teemedicine/ https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/04/telemedicine-bill-heading-to-pa-gov-tom-wolf--70267625 Oklahoma Governor Can’t Halt Abortions, Federal Judge rule https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/federal-judge-oklahoma-abortion-ban-enforce-70267625 https://kfor.com/news/local/federal-judge-lifts-oklahomas-covid-19-abortion-restrictions/ Meaty Story What does Abortion Access look like Right Now in the US https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/04/21/these-states-pandemic-crisis-response-includes-attempts-stop-abortion/?arc404=true YOU CAN HELP- TUNE IN TO OUR TELETHON NEXT THURSDAY- https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/star-studded-fundraiser-set-abortion-providers-1291594 Six Degrees of Abortion  The resurgence in popularity in drive-in movie theaters https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/24/us/coronavirus-drive-in-movie-theater-trnd/index.html Lizz went to drive-in movies all the time in Minnesota > She saw Dirty Dancing at a drive-in, WHICH HAS ABORTION IN ITS PLOT Announcements Donate to the Aborton Care Network https://keepourclinics.org/# Tune in to Phyllis- we have a new Schlaftershow episode out this week! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/phyllis-the-schlaftershow-tickets-102369245168 BONUS FEMINIST SLEEPER CELL PODCAST- Schlaftershow insider information! http://www.aaforce.org/podcasts/ All the housekeeping Write a review/ give us 5 starsFollow us on social @accessforce on Twitter/InstagramEmail us at podcast@aaforce.org! Edited by Brad Pearson, theme song by Cory Eischen, The Purple Xperience DONATE TO Abortion Access Force/Feminist Sleeper Cell pod!!!! MAY THE ABORTION ACCESS FORCE BE WITH YOU!

Greetings Virtual Cellmates! Today Lizz, Marie and Moji are assembled miles apart, talking about the oppressed anti abortion survivalists who have gathered at state capitals across America, furious that the government has been telling them what to do with their bodies. :cough, cough, side eye:: Because , you know, “IT’S MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO GET FREE MR PIBB REFILLS AND THE QUIK TRIP AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME!” Plus some good news in the endless attempts at trying to shut down clinics and we give you updates on where we stand on all of it! PLUS JOKES! Enjoy! Gathered in the Sleeper Cell Lizz Winstead @lizzwinstead Moji Alawode-El @mojilocks Marie Khan @mkhanj  EVENT ALERT: Do both Schalftershow and Telethon DONATE LINK TO SHOW NOTES (link goes to pod post on website where all this info lives) End post  SHOW NOTES  Quick Hits You’re Confused About ‘My Body, My Choice’ https://rewire.news/article/2020/04/22/the-rights-desperate-attempts-to-hijack-my-body-my-choice/ No Trump, Injecting Disinfectant is NOT a COVID19 Treatment- https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/04/24/disinfectant-injection-coronavirus-trump/ A Doctor’s Testimonial on Why Abortion is Essential https://rewire.news/article/2020/04/21/correcting-the-record-on-abortion-during-covid-19-a-qa-with-dr-erin-king/ In Pennsylvania, Abortion is the Bargaining Chip for Telemedicine Care https://papost.org/2020/04/21/pa-governor-to-veto-that-places-restrictions-on-abortion-teemedicine/ https://www.pennlive.com/news/2020/04/telemedicine-bill-heading-to-pa-gov-tom-wolf--70267625 Oklahoma Governor Can’t Halt Abortions, Federal Judge rule https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/federal-judge-oklahoma-abortion-ban-enforce-70267625 https://kfor.com/news/local/federal-judge-lifts-oklahomas-covid-19-abortion-restrictions/ Meaty Story What does Abortion Access look like Right Now in the US https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/04/21/these-states-pandemic-crisis-response-includes-attempts-stop-abortion/?arc404=true YOU CAN HELP- TUNE IN TO OUR TELETHON NEXT THURSDAY- https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/star-studded-fundraiser-set-abortion-providers-1291594 Six Degrees of Abortion  The resurgence in popularity in drive-in movie theaters https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/24/us/coronavirus-drive-in-movie-theater-trnd/index.html Lizz went to drive-in movies all the time in Minnesota > She saw Dirty Dancing at a drive-in, WHICH HAS ABORTION IN ITS PLOT Announcements Donate to the Aborton Care Network https://keepourclinics.org/# Tune in to Phyllis- we have a new Schlaftershow episode out this week! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/phyllis-the-schlaftershow-tickets-102369245168 BONUS FEMINIST SLEEPER CELL PODCAST- Schlaftershow insider information! http://www.aaforce.org/podcasts/ All the housekeeping Write a review/ give us 5 starsFollow us on social @accessforce on Twitter/InstagramEmail us at podcast@aaforce.org! Edited by Brad Pearson, theme song by Cory Eischen, The Purple Xperience DONATE TO Abortion Access Force/Feminist Sleeper Cell pod!!!! MAY THE ABORTION ACCESS FORCE BE WITH YOU!

Episode 41 - This week we talk about what glucose can't do for you, we discuss schizophrenia with an actual professional, talk about meth use with our street person, and do some more bitching. Buckle up - we came prepared this week. Kinda.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/comicallyanxious)

With the April Fools out of the way, we can hang out once more with a man who absolutely cannot abide tomfoolery (or buffoonery) - we enter Harvey's hideout... with added Sugar and Spice! So let's hit that grain alcohol (straight up, of course) and chow down on some raw donkey - we made extra, baby. Back to sample these culinary delights and terrifying frights is our Caffine Jedi - it's Stephanie Palacino! Will she take the boar heart or the lemon soufflé? Tune in to find out, Bat fans! The next episode follows on Friday. Same Bat Pod, different Bat Minute! Join us on Facebook at the Bat Minute Listener's Cave! Subscribe to us on Patreon for even more content! The Bat Minute theme song is by the band Rat Bit Kit and Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina & The Skeletones and Double Echo.   Stephanie Palacino - Facebook - Twitter - YouTube  

Den här veckan håller vi er sällskap med snack om dejtande under Corona, hur kåt man egentligen blir i karantän och crotchless spetstrosor. Taika vill hitta andra rutiner än att gråta i yogabyxor och Ronja undrar om Taikas kille är psyko eftersom han inte tycker om att bli masserad. Vi avslöjar också om karantänen gjort oss mera eller mindre kåta och funderar på vilka aktiviter som kan leda till sex om man spenderar all tid med sin partner. Vi tipsar även om hur en bekväm fitta kan leda till en mera produktiv dag.

Crotchless Spiderman Naked Wrestling

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Mark Agee, writer/comic, dropped by the studio to defend the fact that skirts are just "crotchless shorts" (they're not). We discussed all the Rose Ceremony and Women Tell All BS and process through why the anti-bullying after-school-special felt gross. We also talk CLARE CRAWLEY (YAY!) and Love is Blind (Boo). It's a good one.

Hey guys House Bunny and I went clubbing this past weekend, and whenever we go out it never ceases to bring forth entertainment!This episode is a special episode mostly based around building confidence and setting boundaries for yourself.Some things we go over are,-BEFORE I FORGET!!! SUNDAY SCARIES will get brought up on the NEXT episode, I mentioned explaining what that was and I never actually addressed it. (Fruit cake)-Faking it until you make it, and pretending that anxiety that tells you that you can’t do something, isn’t there. Ignore the anxiety guys, don’t invite it in and feed it.-What it looks like to lack confidence vs what it looks like to BE confident. Guys I am VERY new to embracing confidence and living that confidence out. I used to be clingy and confused. I would experience so much anxiety with break up’s & it was hard to navigate dating and really any relationships in life because lacking confidence literally will affect all aspects of your life!-I tell a few embarrassing stories and how I used confidence to recover (ha-ha) (my new rm’s dog found my dildo …)P.s were joking about the amazon wish list, any silly arrogant comments, and we went out dancing and had the time of our lives just dancing our hearts out and not caring who saw! We aren’t bragging about our dancing, we want to encourage other people to just go out CONFIDENTLY and enjoy yourself and know that is the most sexy thing ever! Lets see any other P..s’s….Oh yes, I talked about waiting until marriage, that is not my current stance on sex and dating and I lost my virginity when I was 25, that was just for part of that story I was telling!Guys know your Boundaries before the boundary pushers come! You have to know what your boundaries are to be able to advocate for them! It’s A LOT easier when you know them! Get at me guys! I want your feedback, I want your stories and most of all I want to know what you guys want to hear! So email me at nudesbeforedudes@icloud.com or follow my UP TO DATE private instagram account, xratedquinn ;) Also if you like my podcast and you like what you hear and you want to keep hearing it, then leave a review and a 5 star! Thanks!!!Oh, and the Dictionary app! Get it haha, this isn’t some promo or something, it’s a confidence booster. Learn new words to bring to the table! Xoxoquinny

We discuss: having a sexy Valentine’s Day when you’re single; how having lots of partners doesn’t necessarily make you good at sex; slut-shaming yourself; why the woman is often the one making all the effort on Valentine’s Day; how to give the perfect blowjob for your partner; when being mean feels good. Plus has Rebecca uncovered a way to stop you gagging during blowjobs?   Topics: your sexiest Valentine’s, body count, best Valentine’s gift, degradation.

As the dust continues to settle post-Rise of Skywalker, we complain about people's complaints, and look hopefully toward the future of Star Wars content. HOW TO SUPPORT THE PODCAST Share the show with a fellow dungus Send us a drunken email: roguesquadronpodcast@gmail.com (mailto:roguesquadronpodcast@gmail.com) Join the subreddit: https://reddit.com/r/roguesquadpod (https://reddit.com/r/roguesquadpod) Support us on Glow.fm: https://glow.fm/roguesquadpod (https://glow.fm/roguesquadpod) FOLLOW US ON Instagram: https://instagram.com/roguesquadpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/roguesquadpod Facebook: https://facebook.com/roguesquadpod Support this podcast

In which we learn Chris used to be a sloppy party bottom; Steve’s not a potato person anymore; and, if you’re starving, you could eat some fondant.

Episode 31 - The Crotchless Guy On this episode of A Series Of Unfortunate Dates, we had the pleasure of recording in front of a live audience at Hey Hey in Los Angeles. Our host, a Gina Ruccione, shared one of her memorable dating stories and then pulled audience members up to the stage to recount some of their horrible dates.Special thanks to a few folks who made this possible:Alexander - Special Guest Jun - ProducerScott - Sound EngineerKevin - Film ProductionChris - Owner of Hey HeyMarc - Editor And all of the guests who shared!

During her party for the women in their fifties, Jasmine recalls a tension filled evening spent with Lamby that involved a drag race, dessert and desire. She begins to realize there is a hole not only in her pantyhose but in her relationship with her boyfriend.  

We begin by talking about some random stuff about the WWE and the A&W Beyond Meat Burger. We then go through this year's E3 and the showcased games and consoles; we also talk about Keanu Reeves. In the end, talk shifts to discussing Apple's thousand dollar stand, the shenanigans going on in the tech world, and what future video streaming services / gaming may look like. All the while one of us sits there shamelessly like a pervert in his "crotchless" jeans. Listen and find out who. *Apologies for the allergies

Episode 36: Crotchless in Costco by Voyage Down The Amazon

Christina Grance shares a special connection with Jennifer Tracy: she was actually Jennifer’s first pole dancing teacher! Christina teaches women empowerment through pole dancing and has even created her own lingerie line, Serpent Lane. The goal of her business is to make women feel sexy for themselves and not others. In addition to being a businesswoman and instructor, she is also an actor, writer, dreamer, and a proud feminist. In this episode, we talk about the empowering effects of pole dancing for women as individuals and the type of bond it creates amongst women. We also talk about wearing lingerie to make you feel good and not anybody else, as Christina speaks about the mission of her lingerie business, Serpent Lane. Christina explains how she became involved with pole dancing, how it gave her a voice, and how it affected her outside of the classroom. She also speaks about her pregnancy and her at-home birth, as well as the best thing for people to say to expecting mothers. Full show notes: http://milfpodcast.com/8

It may have been the worst week ever. Join Rachel and Brian to break down poison lettuce, macho mouths, lube fountains, cry closets, and the Snake Priestess of Westchester.

Episode 11 - The Void (2017) The Case of the Crotchless Smocks Practical FX SeasonChris Hammond, Katty & The Hobo discuss The Void. We also tackle a superb Top 3 suggestion sent in by Sean Day & Sarah Colwill-Brown Please be aware of spoilers for The Void and our Top 3 suggestions. If you hear the title of a film you don't want spoiling, simply skip ahead.

A sexy new garment is discussed, with hilarious commentary by Wease's daughter Diane.

Paul aka "Luscious Lucius" in studio to discuss Valentines day dos' and don'ts, Why your best friends fiance is a slut, Crotchless panties can wait and $1,100 to make her happy.

Wednesday Reading Series Myung Mi Kim's books include Penury (Omnidawn), Commons (University of California Press), DURA (Sun & Moon and Nightboat Books), The Bounty (Chax Press), and Under Flag (Kelsey Street Press), winner of The Multicultural Publisher's Exchange Award of Merit. Her fellowships and honors include awards from the Fund for Poetry, the Djerassi Resident Artists Program, Gertrude Stein Awards in Innovative North American Poetry, and the State University of New York Chancellor's Award for Excellence in Scholarship and Creative Activity. Kim is a Professor of English and Director of the Poetics Program at the University at Buffalo. Juliana Spahr edits the book series Chain Links with Jena Osman and the collectively funded Subpress with nineteen other people and Commune Editions with Joshua Clover and Jasper Bernes. With David Buuck she wrote Army of Lovers. She has edited, with Stephanie Young, A Megaphone: Some Enactments, Some Numbers, and Some Essays about the Continued Usefulness of Crotchless-pants-and-a-machine-gun Feminism (Chain Links, 2011), with Joan Retallack, Poetry & Pedagogy: the Challenge of the Contemporary (Palgrave, 2006), and with Claudia Rankine, American Women Poets in the 21st Century (Wesleyan U P, 2002). Her most recent book is That Winter the Wolf Came from Commune Editions.

It's kind of like a poker night without the poker. Find us on Facebook: Facebook.com/onlyfunnytous Follow us on Twitter: @OFTUPodcast On Instagram: Benandstevetravel

The silly, imcomparable Molly Dean (@WLDbrryHashTart, The Freakin' A's, Comedy On Fire) joined the podcast, hooray! We unbuttoned our pants and watched the one where Rose tells her daughter the truth about her late husband; also her grandaughter is really weird. We chatted up about having sex with logs, peeing in coffee and crotchless scuba suits. Check it out GG homies! 

Kid, Don and Pooty Tang discuss fat asses that have slept with Don Tang, Pooty clams up and can't tell us what she'd go back and change in her life but tells us that women can only be soul mates.  Kid doesn't believe women becuase they dumb better than men. Kid believes that women are distorted because of fucking Walt Disney. We discuss some role play and the Kid's memories of nipless bras and crotchless panties that a chick wore from her mother. Go Deep.

It's Cyber Monday's best deal going: free FUHcast! Bill mows down the Rundown before Jim depresses everyone with a recent death announcement. Is Google's cloud based Chome OS the future of computing? Black Friday came in like a lion (on crank) and left like a pepper spraying nutjob. Bill and Jim talk about the true meaning of the Christmas spirit. Ever think: "Hey! I think crotchless panties are what every 7 year old girl should be wearing!"? One Colorado clothing store does. A wannabe plastic surgeon transvestite with a flare for car maintenance tries her/his hand at a butt-job with painful results. Lock your barns! The Amish are coming for your sacred beards! Who exactly do you call when there is a ghost orgy in your living room? The only way to find out the answer to that important question is to listen to this week's FUHcast!  ***Be sure to head over to FILEUNDERHORRIBLE.com for enhanced show notes for this episode!*** Tweet us on Twitter! We're @FUHcast Find us on Facebook! Go to facebook.com/fileunderhorrible and click "Like" Drop us an email! podcast@fileunderhorrible.com Give us a call, leave a message, and get on the show! It's the FUHcast Hotline! (478) 227-8384 ****Be sure to come back next week for next week's FUHcast where we unload the results of the Drag Bill To The Movies event!****

Davin goes off on a Patriot’s fan, Food critique, Tebow Christ, Kid stories the porn way, Intelligence for your life, Regis Philbin calls in, Ryan Air, Crotchless underwear & kids clothes

It's a rock-n-roll life that Jenna leads, complete with crotchless panties and Facebook friend requests left unanswered.  Dave spends his weekend covered in bees.  Melyssa returns to the eighties and to her man, Jake Ryan.  Jenna's Grandma story will have you in tears.  You know what a bass is, don't you?  Can you say that?  Don't?  Sure you can.  We keep talking about Rock the Rickets!  There's more details to check out! iPhone users: don't forget about the bonus content you get with your Stuart Bedasso iPhone app. Music: Dearly Beloved - When Slow Is The New Fast Sonia And Disappear Fear - Don't Waste My Crime The Green Hour Band - You May Descend Albert Castiglia - Cadillac Assembly Line