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It began as a simple discussion about fast food. It ends with Lucas having to confront that a cherished childhood memory, was a complete lie. Seriously. It's fuckin wild.
We got a soundboard. Some of it is some pretty weird shit but it leads to some classic radio trivia. Later, Lucas does some jokes from his Stand-up Act that have critics calling him "The next Carlos Mencia". At the end, Zach drops an HIV Bombshell and sings what he thinks the lyrics are to "Hollywood Swingin"
Lucas got a call from Hollywood to be in a national commercial. Things are happening people.
The boys break down an epic radio fight and solve the Adnan Syed-Hae Min Lee murder case. Bernie Sanders plays Pokemon Go with Baron Trump and we discuss the best made for TV bands.
After the boys' summer hiatus at the DMZ separating North & South Korea trying to convince the leaders of each nation how much cooler it would be to have laser tag war rather to end this family feud once and for all. While they were unsuccessful, they won't quit, its too bitchin of an idea to let sit idle. Maybe the boys' brains were fried from the diplomatic negations is why this episode is wildin, it's practically a Ryan's Buffet of topics this episode. but it received a xXx rating and their hero Vin Diesel approved it BABAY! Lucas has an upset tummy & immediately blames his jewish heritage. Dudes... Lucas said with a straight face, without a hint of humor or irony that he was a burgeoning Public Intellectual. I'm still giggling. If Stephen Hawking, one of the worlds first cyborgs, had transitioned to Woman in our time. Would we have seen the worlds first real-life Transformer? Also... A new genre of porn has made Zach question all the Week-Long Vacation Bible School Teachings of his youth. Zach does an impression of Stephanie Hawking when he takes his son's toy voice changer microphone thinking it will probably come through clear. It Doesn't.Christopher "Cowboy" Reeves Film Study. Halloween Costume for Guys, guaranteed to get them laid (patent pending). Deshaun "Didn't Even Help Load-up the Massage Tables Afterwards" Watson Role-play Fantasies.Does anybody else remember the plot of "To Kill A Mockingbird"?
Literally. The dude fell asleep and missed the recording session. Sucks, but it's honestly on brand for the amount of effort put into this show.
Zach wields a sword and threatens to glue his dick to a bible. Other funny stuff happens and Jaime is back as our producer.
Yea, it'll be a two parter. We recorded for way too long and some of us got drunk. Say hello to Tanner finally as its his first guest appearance we will actually publish. Also, we interview a possible producer for the show who we suspect is most likely Autistic. In an effort to monetize the pod we will be going after federal grant money for employing people with special needs while paying them half as much just like McDonalds, Starbucks, and Checkers. Synergy is good.
We handle a celebrity interview like couple of young Sterns as HSP bags its biggest guest to date. Famous fraudster and star of Inventing Anna, Anna Delvey calls in from an ICE detention center to dish about Putin's parties and the boys duke it out for her favor.
The second half with Greggie. The mystery of whether Princess Anastasia Romanov escaped with her life during the Russian Revolution is solved. Lucas has some jokes he try's out before his open mike night. Greggie's jewish heritage is brought up again, as is tradition.
Greggie of Blue Shirts Breakaway actually gets on the pod. It's pretty sweet.
The Blue Collar Boys are back with an absolute heat rock of an episode. Lucas walks us through his trips to Meow Wolf and Costa Rica and introduces us to Mr. Badzookie and Mr. Gadzookie. Zach watched the Beatles documentary and revisions Highlander . We invent a new fusion cuisine and Carlie predicts her husband's impending death.
Recorded the same night as the last episode "Way Down In the Hole" and are fully zooted at this point. Luckily it was easy to edit due to a piss break. The pod finally got another guest with 0 prep from the boys per usual. Shout out to Kevin to hopping on at the last minute to make some magic.
A cancer-free Lucas and Zach return to say goodbye to some of our fallen heroes, talk a little sports, introduce a new sex doll business concept and discuss which foods can be eaten without sauces or condiments. Listen to the very end for a brilliant pitch for a new commercial campaign for GEICO. As always, subscribe and tell a friend.
Just like the movie Fiddler on the Roof but even more jewish
This one's for all of the haters and the critics who are always saying HSP is too structured and has too many well-thought-out topics. Zach changes the game with the introduction of a soundboard and fuck around with it for a half-hour. Enjoy, worms.
We'd rather die than hook up with another straight white guy! The boys break down the Tramp Stamps hit single and Zach fills Lucas in on his idea for a World War I romance movie.
The title really explains it all for the episode. No description needed.
The boys recap their weekend together for a wedding and Zach rags on the DJ. Lucas was present in body but has forgotten most of what happened. What makes this a royal episode though is the Queen of England becomes the first ever two-time guest of the podcast (another jewel to add to her impressive crown) to discuss the recent passing of her beloved husband Philip. One thing that cannot be denied about the Queen is... She nasty yo.
Your favorite podcast Cinderellas are back to talk March Madness and an unfortunate mistake almost sends Lucas into a dark place on the internet. If all goes according to plan, next week's ep will be the first HS recorded with Zach and Lucas in person -- should be a doozy.
Well the boys were able to somehow get the biggest guest ever on the podcast and interview the Queen of England herself.... Elizabeth II..... Lucas took the reigns as Zach had to hop off the zoom as they are too cheap to pay for an extra person to record longer on Zoom. Be warned... You might not like what the Queen has to say as Lucas dives deep to get the questions you are all wanting answered after Megan Markle blew up her spot with the Oprah Interview.
Well the boys finally did it. They took a recording from years ago that was the spark that led them to doing the podcast now you love so dear. Sure they ripped it off some other podcast called Basic Cable, but that's Lucas's problem not Zach's. Also drinks were flowing this night and you can definitely tell. Shout out to the boys' significant others making an appearance, Stef & Carlie.
The question that you didn't know you wanted answered is debated by Zach & Lucas. Who scored more Chicks? Tiger Woods or John Mayer? Math is involved, theories are shot down emphatically and feelings are hurt. Just another example of the break down in bipartisanship in America. Zach also narrowly misses getting the podcast cancelled by bringing up the #Metoo movement (we hope). Special guest appearance by Carlie, Lucas's piece; which leads to the revelation that Lucas forgot something very important at the store, the first thing Carlie asked for. The opening to the episode may give you a hint.
Yes... We changed the intro again, its a banger so don't worry and what's even better is that everyones fave porn action hero / coke fiend Dirk Diggler gets you pumped up to kick it off. This episode will be discussed years from now and polarize a massive throng of adoring fans that would make Spotify dump Joe Rogan like a bad creatine habit. Was their discussion about Britney Spears thought provoking? Why does Zach complain about his favorite teams every other episode, was it a bit? More than anything though there will be questions on the minds of scholars years from now as they sit around debating their points of view on the episode while vaping on federally legal weed pens made cheap in South Asian sweat shops. -- What was on the 14 plus minutes of the recording that Zach edited out of Lucas's epic rant? -- Would his words have cured the societal and governmental issues happening in America during their time? -- Boy did Zach really phone it in this episode. Is that why he tried so hard editing this episode, to make it up to Lucas?
The gentlemen of intrigue return with stories of Lucas throwing up in bars and we breakdown which serial killers we most identify with.
Zach began writing a script for metal detector detectives from the last episode during the break and the boys do a quick reading of a scene. They talk about the holidays, some stuff happened but whatever. The most important thing is the 2nd half of this episode. The emergence of Brandon, a non-sexual foot fetishist that Lucas found randomly on Facebook. The term "randomly" is being used loosely here because who knows what Lucas was really looking for when he found this.
Zach and Lucas learn about personal hygiene, Lucas loses his wedding ring and Zach brainstorms pranks to play on his infant son.Links to the bidet videos we watched:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ec433X14g8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuIV0myVnDghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLlhs-7T7Cw
The boys act like professionals and hold their microphones with even more unnecessary discussion about their hair. Zach surprises Lucas with a new song for the intro that he will not appreciate. Lucas tells the story of a fallen soldier at a bachelor party while Zach spins a yarn about the trials of being a wing man. Fun Pod Fact: This is the first episode to ever be edited immediately after recording.
Lucas unveils his dream journal and Zach has a bad take on men's fashion.
Pick a side: Zaxby's or Raisin' Canes.Lucas and Zach go deep on the NXIM cult and fast-food chicken tendies chains.
The boys are back after a long hiatus due to Zach taking his newborn son on a vision quest out in the wild, while Lucas was feverishly trying to finalize his prenuptial agreement to ensure she would never be able to go after his vintage FUBU jerseys. They're back bigger, longer but cut in all the right ways if you know what I mean... Ladies.... Enjoy this XL episode! Just remember it doesn't really matter if you don't enjoy it because it's not gonna stop them. They are way to into themselves to stop at this point.
Zach is a father! We talk about what scares him the most about being a new dad, then we move on to the more important topics like which drugs are the most beneficial for athletes. Listen to the end for some improv and a couple new characters.
Lucas has a 4th of July run-in with police and Zach does a very convincing impression of sex worker.
Trulys vs. Crown Royal vs. Shia LaBeouf vs. Tom Hardy
Have we missed our chance to talk about "Tiger King"? Probably. Did we bring a fresh take to the "Tiger King" phenomenon? Maybe. Did Zach watch the movie "Monster's Ball" too young and have the sex scenes affect his path to sexual maturity? Absolutely. The boys are back with a new episode that was recorded weeks ago.Any guess on whether it was Lucas or Zach that was the lazy one? We will Venmo $3.50 to the first one who rates and subscribes with the correct answer in the review section.
Should Michael Jordan be considered a degenerate gambler? Was there a conspiracy around him going to baseball? Will Lucas ever stop drinking Trulys and White Claws? Their buddy Greg joins the pod to discuss as well. Greg is the host of the popular podcast Blue Line Breakaway and a world class degenerate gambler. He is also a dirtbag Mets fan.
The handsomest duo on the podcast scene continue the discussion along with other topics with their buddy Greg, host of Blue Line Breakaway and sadly a fan of the lowly NY Mets. Other topics get brought up such as wrestle mania with no fans, Zach bombs with Kroll Show reference, and Lucas once again blows a perfectly good Segway. Also, Zach learns even more about Judaism.
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