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Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Get in losers, we're going shopping! The Boss (Alyssa Milano in one of her many nuanced roles) has shut down the Space Hospital for deep sanitation and pencil restocking, so the staff make a trip to West Asteroid Field, the galaxy's greatest space mall. Dr Christine Lahti wants to buy cute pinstriped dungarees for her crested gecko Sunset, the retired discount hairdresser played by Special Guest Star Heather Locklear is looking for extra wig pieces to give more volume to her already very large hair, and Space Nurse (Alyssa Milano again) has a secret meeting in the Space Mall Chapel. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab watch the 1990 made for television movie A Mom For Christmas, starring Olivia Newton-John as a mannequin who becomes a mother through the magical powers of Doris Roberts and her floating feather duster. That is the most sensible and comprehensible part of the movie, the rest is pure visual gibberish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Space Nurse must fight to secure her dying patient a bed, but the only non-critical patient in the entire hospital has been barricaded in his room by actress Sandra Bullock (Special Guest Star Sandra Bullock) who insists she's his girlfriend . Meanwhile Mid Price Hairdresser (Special Guest Star Heather Locklear) is behind on her vaccinations, but she cannot relax enough to take a needle when her favourite actress is just 3 rooms away. Sandra Bullock finally agrees to leave the room if she can be the one to administer Discount Hairdressers vaccine. Can Dr Christine Lahti be persuaded to let this Star give a Jab, when she still hasn't forgiven her for stealing her idea for Love Potion #9? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: While treating a psychic Gleppian hit and run victim played by Costas Mandylor, Dr Christine Lahti bursts into song. Soon all of the Space Hospital are singing their feelings, with only Space Nurse and The Boss unaffected. They must race against time to identify the driver of the space cab that hit the wounded Gleppian, uncover an insidious cake head revenge plot, and avoid getting caught in the crossfire of singing B-Girls with ray guns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Mid Price Hairdresser (Special Guest Star Heather Locklear) is enamoured by the new head of Psychiatry, Dr Bombay (Special Guest Star Bernard Fox), but Dr Christine Lahti senses there may be something else at play, because while up close Dr Bombay is charming, from far away he appears as a stinky yellowy gloop. Elsewhere Space Door (Lisa Kudrow) is at odds with Dr Lahti's newly installed curtains, voiced by Jane Curtin. And Space Nurse Alyssa Milano is upset that Dr Christine Lahti hasn't noticed her recent spray tan. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Twelve Tubs of Christmas has to visit a version of Dickens' A Christmas Carol, and it wouldn't be syrupy if it didn't involve a diva. Vanessa Williams stars with TLC's Chili, Duran Duran's John Taylor and Kathy Griffin in A Diva's Christmas Carol, which was made for VH1 and features the fictional hit song, Heartquake. You will cringe, but you will sing along. Eventually. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: To boost staff morale, The Boss (played by Alyssa Milano in a dual role alongside starring Space Nurse) has organised a talent competition. Nude Space Cleaner Benjamin Bratt will be performing magic, Space Pencil Daphne Zuniga will be pole dancing, and to make her debut as a stand up comedian, Dr Christine Lahti has enlisted the help of a hologram of Rosie O'Donnell (special guest star Rosie O'Donnell). Discount hairdresser has reservations about judging the competition, and does something drastic to get out of it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: In this Backdoor Pilot, Space Nurse is devastated to discover she has been ranked 482 out of 483 Space Nurses in all of Space, thanks to Mo'Nique sneaking back in to mess up her precious chart record, so she leaves Space Hospital and travels to Earth where she bunks with no-nonsense vet Sheryl Lee Ralph, and Dr Lahti's own beloved Crested Gecko Sunset. Together this unlikely trio band together to solve crime, though often unsuccessfully, and when that doesn't work they give being a throuple a go, with sexy consequences. Meanwhile, Dr Christine Lahti sends well wishes. Also starring Katherine Helmond as Ruth, their Fed Up Neighbour and Landlord, who has a dark secret, though the writers haven't quite figured out what it is yet. Editors Note: Nurse 482 has not been picked up and Space Nurse will return to Space Hospital next week. Her original chart record has been reinstated. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: As a space veterinarian, Special Guest Star Sheryl Lee Ralph returns to Space Hospital alongside Dr Christine Lahti's beloved crested gecko, Sunset. Space Vet Ralph is going on sabbatical, and Sunset needs a new caretaker. Can Dr Christine Lahti reintroduce Sunset to her life? How will this affect her relationship? And why does the discount hairdresser (Special Guest Star Heather Locklear) keep hissing at the innocent crested gecko? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Dr Christine Lahti finally gets to live out her dream of being on Space Jeopardy, but when the entire audience have a simultaneous heart attack, Dr Lahti is torn between helping them, and playing the Final Jeopardy round, Category: the Crested Gecko. Meanwhile Identical Twins Debris and Debra are brought in to Emergency after a horrific space mugging - only one of them was injured, but due to a rare genetic anomaly these twins share everything - including wounds and memories - but only the injured one can be treated. Can Space Nurse figure out which twin needs stitches before both their brains spill onto the freshly mopped floor? Also, Discount Hairdresser (Special Guest Star Heather Locklear) considers upping her prices. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Life has returned to normal at Space Hospital, and Dr Christine Lahti's latest patient is Lady Cerise, a noble cat woman from the Ninth Galaxy played by Special Guest Star Lainie Kazan. Space Princess Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) as well as being allergic to cats, has a long standing feud with the Cat Empire, and refuses to contribute to the lifesaving treatment of booping Lady Cerise on the nose. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab continue their twelve tubs of syrupy Christmas with a Melissa Joan Hart Lifetime movie from 2018 where Barry Watson plays a nutcracker who comes to life, to fulfill the dreams of a small town baker who has too many cookie orders from the Army and Navy and -- look, the movie makes no sense, describing it won't help. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: When Dr Christine Lahti forgets to compliment her bangs, Lunch Lady Lorraine (Special Guest Star Wynonna Judd) puts a curse on her, restricting her to perform surgery with only her feet and elbows, though not at the same time. After a huge fight and/or breakup, Special Guest Star Heather Locklear is furious when Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) brings her new girlfriend Mo'nique to work - Mo'Nique is not a character, but the actual comedian Mo'Nique, who takes it upon herself to change patients charts to diseases she finds more hilarious, ruining Space Nurse's spotless chart record. Meanwhile The Boss prepares for a date and can't find her lucky blazer, so she enlists the help of Dr Christine Lahti's Door (Lisa Kudrow) who may or may not have been eyeing it off behind her back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the Christine Lahti in Space season finale: The battle over Space Hospital tips into all out Space War, as the President of the Galaxy (Guest Star Kim Cattrall as the voice of Space President) joins forces with Queen Pencil (Linda Lavin) to battle the evil forces of Di Anne Keaton of the Church of Necrogenesis and the Pyramid schemes of Kathy Baker and Sham None Dough Arty. Space Hospital reopens illegally as Dr. Christine Lahti, Space Nurse Alyssa Milano and The Boss join forces to try and save the many casualties of the ongoing space war that have landed in their space ambulance bay. Princess Pencil and Heather Locklear question if their love can weather this war, and if they can be married while Heather works for Pencil's mum. Dr. Christine Lahti is trying to save the life of Syrupy Pam's illegitimate chicken child after she was hit by space shrapnel, and asks Space Nurse Alyssa Milano for 20ccs of Space Adrenaline. It is not space Nurse, but a woman with orange skin and green hair that looks to Dr Lahti just like The Boss. She is an emissary of The Merselli, a race who are all identical, so are distinguished by skin and hair colour. Their planet is threatened by the war, and they are calling all Merselli home to fight, including Space Nurse and The Boss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab enter their Twelve Tubs of Christmas Era with the Michelle Pfeiffer Pfeffernüsse frivolity that is the 2025 Amazon Prime Video movie Oh. What. Fun. Just a quick hint, the title is misleading. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Festive Taco Tuesday in the Regularverse, so Posh and Fab give as honest a reaction as they can to having watched Gigli on New Year's Eve and being confronted with the Vajaylo.CW: Regularity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A special New Year's Eve treat from Poshlo and Fableck as they attempt to watch the cinematic glory that is Gigli, starring Vagennifer and Benita in an alleged comedy that features truly baffling performances by Justin Bartha and Al Pacino, too much Christopher Walken and nowhere near enough Lanie Kazan.CW: Offensive portrayals of disability, sexuality and gender. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For a Christmas Day special gift, Posh and Fab watch a delayed livestream of Mariah Carey's final 2025 Christmastime Vegas residency, in which Mimi has many Me Me moments offstage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Christmas Eve treat from Posh and Fab as they experience all the joy of the festive season from fifteen years ago, when Mimi was preggo, Patricia was still probbo, but singing beautifully alongside her daughter on a television special to coincide with the release of the Merry Christmas II You album. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab can neither hate nor love the Jonas Brothers and their attempts to be funny and sing about Christmas, trapped as they are, in Disney+ tinsel hell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab go on a journey to the small town of Winter's Hole or some shit, where Alicia Silverstone is roped into starring in a movie by Melissa Joan Hart piloting a drone. It's a Netflixmas film with the dreary title of A Merry Little Ex-Mas. Warning: contains less talented offspring of Goldie Hawn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab experience an unhinged Lifetime movie from 2022 called Dirty Little Secret that stars Melissa Joan Hart and a lot of boxes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab watch the 1985 made-for-tv movie Stone Pillow starring Lucille Ball as woman living on the streets and Daphne Zuniga as a woman who seems incapable of living anywhere, and is somehow upstaged by a dog, a cat and some woman called Ruby. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Vern Grinham 1934 - 2002 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dinesh Kumara 1988-2021 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ingrid Flouncehopper 1843 - 1859 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Patricia Panzoretti 1929 - 1999 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Thomas ‘Glory' Hole 1966 - 2016 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bud “Buddy” Buddington 1824 - 1901 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Glenys Tulloch 1914 - 1993 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab gather their overall thoughts about Mariah Carey's latest offering, Here For It All and decide how much of it they are here for, in between pretending to be Reese pretending to be Nicole saying Reese. Fab also has the unenviable task of choosing a least favourite song on an album he has infinitised. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Maureen Hilary McMiniss (nee Austen) 1954 - 2001 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab reach the end of their epic deep dive into the sonic masterpiece that is Mariah Carey's newest studio album, Here For It All, and they discover if they are, indeed, Here For It All (one of them is clearly Here For Way More Of It than the other...) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab delve further into the latest Mariah Carey release, Here For It All, including some frank discussions about the changing vocal quality of the D-I-V-A that's M.C. Reese. You don't understand. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab return to the bosom of Her Miminess to assess the new album Here For It All, but not before a journey through the latest Mimi Moments, and some truly unhinged chanelling of Reese and Nicole. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab reach the end of Part One, and they are in no hurry to get to Part Two. Cher wears more dresses, makes more albums, lists more things, and declines to tie up any of the things she fiveshadowed in the beginning of the book, so it's more like oneshadowing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sonny returns to Cher's television life, Greg makes some bad decisions because he's a junkie, and Elijah is born. Posh and Fab develop an entire pitch for Celebrity Pegging. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: A desperate battle for control of space hospital is taking place in space boardrooms and space court, with Queen Pencil and her Diamonds and Doilies subsidiary on one side, and Syrupy Pam's secret overlords from the Pyramid and Necrogenesis on the other. While the hospital is closed down, the staff take the opportunity to indulge their hedonistic tendencies on Space Beach and the infamous Space Beach Casino. Dr. Christine Lahti is reunited with Orion (recurring guest star Benjamin Bratt) who is forced to wear bathers by Space Beach Patrol. Space Nurse Alyssa Milano and Special Guest Star Heather Locklear face off over their loyalties. Is Space Nurse still in thrall to the Church of Necrogenesis, and does Heather Locklear really love Princess Pencil, or was this all a plan to get control of D&D (Diamonds and Doilies)? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cher performs with Bette Midler and Elton John in the gayest moment ever orchestrated, while Posh and Fab sing in unison about the glory of cape to gown reveals. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Acting administrator Julie Kaufman is found dead at the rear of the space hospital, her head shoved into a street library, dislodging two Mills and Boons and a Jackie Collins. Dr Christine Lahti assembles the suspects in the staff canteen and reveals she knows who the murderer is. Is it The Boss, Space Nurse Alyssa Milano, Princess Pencil, the new head of Diamonds and Doilies, Heather Locklear, or the recently arrived new owner of the Space Hospital, Syrupy Pam, played by special guest star Jill Eikenberry? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amongst the horrors of Cher's life, she meets David Geffen and Posh and Fab wonder why nobody is mentioning the giant pink gay elephant in the room. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Christine Lahti is confessing to The Boss that she's worried about the state of the hospital's finances after being asked to reuse syringes after a quick rinse with Morning Fresh. Space Nurse Alyssa Milano explains she is not the Boss, and the Boss has been demoted to Boss of the Stationery Cupboard. Space Therapist Julie Kaufman (special guest star Phylica Rashad) is the acting-boss until the arrival of new owners. Meanwhile, Space Queen (extra special guest star Linda Lavin) informs Princess Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) that she cannot marry Discount Hairdresser Heather Locklear to avoid accusations of nepotism when the Queen hires her to run her space mining and interior decorating company Diamonds and Doilies, to replace the previous administrator who decorated too many mansions with cushions people could not bring themselves to look at. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.