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Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: After the dramatic conclusion to the previous episode, where Princess Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) was snapped in two, Martian Pete has agreed to permanent transmogrification to take her place. Dr. Christine Lahti is reluctant to perform the operation and lose her favourite patient to royal pencil duties. Space Nurse Alyssa Milano wants to celebrate Thanksgiving, but it is banned by the Church of Necrogenesis, so she must hide out in the change rooms of retail chain Da Brats Grandma, and pretend to be eating her own hair. The Boss celebrates Thanksgiving in the refurbished stationery cupboard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab watch the 2024 Netflix Christmas movie Hot Frosty starring Lacey Chabert. A snowman with abs comes to life, half of Brooklyn 99 sing songs, Lauren Holly is thirsty, and Posh is furious. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Dr. Christine Lahti is shocked to find The Boss (Alyssa Milano) has been locked in the stationery cupboard for three weeks, and wonders whose orders she's been following all this time. Necrogenesis founder Di Anne Keaton has hypnotised Space Nurse Alyssa Milano, and presents an offer to Dr. Christine Lahti that seems too good to be true. Can Martian Pete maintain his pencil facade? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab watch the 2008 Lifetime move Wisegal, starring Alyssa Milano. A mob movie needs a bona fide star of The Godfather to make it seem legit, so maybe this one is legit? Will there be enough bad wigs to tip this into a tub of camp? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Dr. Christine Lahti has discovered a nefarious plot to discredit Space President (special guest star Kim Cattrall) and dismantle democracy, while also destroying the Pencil Monarchy. Hanging out at Space Nightclub Heaven with her favourite patient Martian Pete, Dr. Christine Lahti learns that he is a shapeshifter, and that he has been doing undercover work as a royal pencil. During her induction into the Church of Necrogenesis, Space Nurse Alyssa Milano unearths a terrifying truth. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab watch the 2024 Netflix romcom Irish Wish, starring Lindsay Lohan. Posh can't say the title of the film, so keeps calling it Irish Wristy which is funnier than the com and more passionate than the rom. Also, Fab finally gets an explanation for just what a Syrupy Tub Roast is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) is chosen as the official pencil of Space President, Special Guest Star Kim Cattrell, but is put off by her incessant scatting, and general demeanour. Dr Christine Lahti suspects her hairdresser, Special Guest Star Heather Locklear, is behind Pencil's sudden presidential departure, and recruits her favourite patient, Martian Pete, to help her investigate. Having exhausted all avenues to determine her religion, Space Nurse Alyssa Milano turns to Di Ann Keaton for answers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab watch the 2025 Lifetime movie Killing the Competition which stars Melissa Joan Hart as a former unofficial head cheerleader (she was down the front and in the middle, you know what that means) trying to dance mom her daughter to success, no matter the cost. Come for the muscle cars, wigs and sunnies, stay for the outdated attitudes toward hip injuries and equality.Killing the Competition is available at Lifetime in the USA.Check out a clip on Youtube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Dr. Christine Lahti pets a space cat, angering her gecko, Sunset, and triggering Pencil's (Daphne Zuniga) allergies. With Pencil sidelined, Space Nurse Alyssa Milano heads to the stationary cupboard, where she accidentally knocks over The Boss's Tazo collection, sending them careening around the Space Hospital. Can Dr Lahti cure Pencil, calm Sunset, and find the last remaining Tazo before Space President, Special Guest Star Kim Cattrall, orders the he-dogs and she-dogs to shut down Space Hospital, stat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cher goes shopping and has several Pretty Woman moments. Also, she hates the sound of Sonny's voice. Posh and Fab become philosophical. Badda da boopay. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Reeling from the loss of her patient Antonio Sabato Jr, and feeling guilty for serving his head as afternoon tea, Space Nurse Alyssa Milano falls into a deep space depression until it's revealed that Antonio has left his body to the Church of Necrogenesis. It's up to The Boss to convince the church's leader, Di Ann Keaton, to sign off on cake head eating as an official practice, if only to avoid a lawsuit. Meanwhile Dr Christine Lahti is forced to work with fill-in Space Nurse (Tony Danza) who looks a lot like the 2IC (also played by Tony Danza.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cher describes a lot of clothes, and maybe she goes to London. Posh and Fab go into wild detours about medical dramas and chlamydia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: After being sent into space by NASA (the Natalie Appleton Space Academy), a troop of monkeys has contracted a rare strain of Space Pox. Thankfully, Dr Christine Lahti knows the only cure - a conversation with Special Guest Star LaToya Jackson. However LaToya and her giant hat are missing. Elsewhere Antonio Sabato Jr's body is rejecting his new cake head, and it's up to Space Nurse Alyssa Milano to find the exact temperature to keep his head cool, and his body warm. Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) faces her biggest fear, the Hokey Pokey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab have to crack out the vacuum cleaner to deal with a tarp full of dropped names. Also, Cher is still a teenager. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Dr Christine Lahti falls for her patient, a member of the psychic Gleppian race played by Antonio Sabato Jr., who catches space flu from Pencil (Daphne Zuniga), causing fevered hallucinations to affect the entire space hospital. Will space Nurse arrive in time to stop retired discount hairdresser Special Guest Star Heather Locklear who has a knife and is hallucinating that Doctor Christine Lahti is a cake? Also, The Boss has a new blazer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab are confronted by underage girls getting into problematic relationships with much older men who should know better, for about the sixth chapter in a row. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last time on Christine Lahti in Space: Still reeling from the shortfall in her stationery stocktake, The Boss has to sell off most of her space fonts. A patient is saved from an accidental space tentacle amputation when space Nurse and Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) reinstate space hospital's many missing serifs. Over a space zoom call, Dr Christine Lahti says a tearful goodbye to Sunset, while retired discount hairdresser Special Guest Star Heather Locklear trims her bangs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cher drops names like bombs and Posh and Fab get severe shrapnel injuries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last time on Christine Lahti in Space: Dr Christine Lahti receives a visitor from back home, a no-nonsense veterinarian played by Sheryl Lee Ralph, who has bad news about Sunset, Dr Lahti's beloved Crested Gecko. Sunset needs an urgent blood transfusion, and the only suitable donor is space Nurse, who refuses on religious grounds. Special Guest Star Heather Locklear as a retired discount hairdresser confronts Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) in the stationery cupboard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab discover that boobs drive straight men to behave in wildly inappropriate ways. Also, Cher is an inveterate car thief. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last time on Christine Lahti in Space: Retired discount hairdresser, Special Guest Star Heather Locklear, has teamed up with Pencil (Daphne Zuniga) to throw a surprise birthday party for Doctor Christine Lahti. Plans are put on hold when a space freighter overturns on the space highway, spilling an entire load of space confetti. Meanwhile, The Boss confronts Space Nurse about a shortfall in her stationery stocktake. Particularly, pencils. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Fab is comforted by some more iconic camp namedropping, Posh is concerned about all the gassing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: With a few weeks experience, and her blow-drying budget restored, Christine is feeling settled at Space Hospital—until she's hit with a Zero Gravity Migraine during a mysterious virus outbreak on Pluto. Can Dr. Lahti save an entire planet while battling a headache and her toughest patient yet: herself? Meanwhile, Space Nurse is finally reunited with her pencil (Daphne Zuniga), who shares a mysterious past with Special Guest Star Heather Locklear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab go with young Cher on many journeys, side trips, thigh trips and a descent into double digits, and end up exactly nowhere. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last time on Christine Lahti in Space: "The Boss" (Alyssa Milano) has halved Christine Lahti's blow-drying budget, leaving her unable to care for patients, as the bulk of her knowledge is stored in her hair. In protest, Christine locks herself in Airlock D, where she discovers Special Guest Star Heather Locklear, a retired discount hairdresser, already hiding. Can Dr. Lahti help Heather through a panic attack and convince her to return to hairdressing before her hair flattens completely? Meanwhile, the search for Space Nurse's missing pencil continues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab spend far too much time thinking about Cher's imaginary lumberjack friends who live under the lemon tree and have tea parties, and why they would be banned from the button box. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Previously on Christine Lahti in Space: Christine Lahti is settling into life at the Space Hospital, but she's really missing Earth, and Sunset, her beloved Crested Gecko. When a space avalanche causes chaos in the Emergency Department, she's forced to make a difficult choice between a baby and another, less cute baby. Will she be able to fight through her homesickness to make this obvious choice? Meanwhile 'Space Nurse' misplaces her pencil somewhere in the cafeteria. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab discover Cher's amazing abilities for healing, miracles and holding loosely to reality. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Last time on Christine Lahti in Space: Dr Christine Lahti immigrates from Chicago to Space to commence her new role at the imaginatively title 'Space Hospital'. Alongside a team of flawed but loveable colleagues, including side kick 'Space Nurse', played by Alyssa Milano, they save lives and kick butt under the watchful eye of their budget-obsessed boss, 'The Boss', also played by Alyssa Milano; a casting choice that only Christine Lahti seems to notice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Diving deep into chapter two of Cher: The Memoir Part One, Posh and Fab are thrilled to meet baby Cher, before she is locked up in baby prison by Mother Inferior and her wet nurse nuns. Also, just when they think there are too many Johnnies in the chapter, Posh notices that they're a Johnny short. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A new series of space adventures for Doctor Christine Lahti and her nurse played by Alyssa Milano. Also starring, Alyssa Milano. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab have a new assignment: read Cher's life story chapter by chapter, and this first chapter is terrifying, unhinged, and absurd, and that's before they've opened the book. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab have wrung all the juice out of Mariah and The Regularverse, but there are lots of new juice flavours to come. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab are ecstatic to return to modern day Mariah, and her Audible special 'Words & Music: Portrait of a Portrait' which involves the Serif Sisters, Soffa and Soray, and unintentional and unwanted spinoff, Skibidi Poop Poop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab have finally reached the end of their journey through Mariah's World, the alleged reality TV show. Fab has a conspiracy theory about whose show it was meant to be, and because he no longer has to watch it or talk about it, Posh finally feels joy again. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab struggle to understand how the baby on a bus storyline is still going, and they can see a glimmer of hope, because the next episode is the finale. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For their final sojourn in The Regularverse (for now) PoshLo and Fableck create a pair of five-track EPs featuring the most aggressively regular tracks from Jen-Reg's overwhelmingly regular back catalogue.Listen to Fab's Bangin' Jen on Spotify.Get Posh's Regular Deluxe on Spotify.If you want to torture your ears with the aggressively regular 5-track EPs you can build those yourselves and ruin your own Spotify algorithm with them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Somehow, Fableck has constructed a Deluxe Regular album for PoshLo that he's threatened to perform as a concert. Auditory terrorism. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

PoshLo delivers to Fableck an ultimate Regular Deluxe album of alleged J.Lo hits that he might want to listen to on occasion. (On the occasion of their untimely passing, probably). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Posh and Fab take another trip into Mariah's World to see her finally make lovey-dovey faces at James Packer, and they're as shocked as Tanaka. Plus, tips on how to make sure your trade calls out your name during sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Elusive Sham Two return from extended vocal rest and a stay at one of Morgan's alleged spas to bring the lambily up to date on all the Mimi Moments, festive or otherwise. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A deflated Poshlo and Fableck finally reach the end of the 90 minute documentary that tries to explain a movie that is barely fifty minutes long. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.