Nailed It

*** COME SEE US AT GIANT DWARF ON OCTOBER 17TH ***   You know it makes sense. There's a crisis amongst our youth. There's a solution right in front of us. Bulk Bill Caps.  Zaina Ahmed (Nailed It's Very Own Producer!) delivers a take that's actually too legitimately good to be on the show.   Music: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dlay/Into_The_Woods/Into_the_woods_ Comments: http://freemusicarchive.org/ Curator: Copyright: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/

Steph Ryan (Sydney University Science Revue) knows a secret about the arts. A secret so deeply kept that many of us will appear to be impoverished just to let the ruse continue.  Don't let yourself be fooled any longer. Also, let yourself be fooled at Nailed It, October 17th at Giant Dwarf in Sydney. We have a killer line up which you can find on the Giant Dwarf Website. Bless ya little bird hearts.  URL: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dlay/Into_The_Woods/Into_the_woods_ Comments: http://freemusicarchive.org/ Curator: Copyright: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/

Jennifer Wong (ABC Life, Bookish) has this in the bag. The delicious bag. We won't say any more. You never know who might be listening..  Catch Nailed It on October 17th at Giant Dwarf featuring an insanely stellar line up that you can hear more about inside this very episode!  Our music is Into the Woods by DLay URL: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dlay/Into_The_Woods/Into_the_woods_ Comments: http://freemusicarchive.org/ Curator: Copyright: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/

Oh, you got beef? Eleanor Robertson (Meajin, The Weekly) is here to give you the essential guide to Grade-A, prime cut, export quality online beefing. Never beef without it. Nailed It is returning to Giant Dwarf for a one-off special this October 17th. Tickets from GiantDwarf.com.au. Get them now! Nailed It features 'Into The Woods' by Dlay in its sound bed. URL: http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Dlay/Into_The_Woods/Into_the_woods_

Unfortunately, Ange Lavoipierre cannot perform her take during this episode. Instead, we have a clip from our archive of the future. Don't know what that is? That's because truth doesn't really exist anymore. Brian Mudd will explain.  

Ben McLeay (Pedestrian, The Backburner) is a maverick that eats only meat and respects only lobsters. He has twelve simple rules for being a man. Follow them, snowflake. This episode also contains details about how you can be a part of Nailed It and our next live show, Nailed It: Santa's Slay. 

Jacinta Gregory's boyfriend loves her dearly and would never let her go. Unfortunately, he's been replaced by a clone that is identical in every way except for his feelings for her. Catch Nailed It LIVE at Giant Dwarf on December 5th GiantDwarf.com.au for tickets. Be a part of Nailed It. Email your hot take, in a sentence, to NailedItPod@gmail.com

Chloe Alison Escott (@vesselskirt) wants you to listen. Chloe wants you to engage. Chloe wants you to walk away from your post for just a moment for no particular reason. Catch Nailed It: Santa's Slay at Giant Dwarf  https://giantdwarf.com.au/events/nailed-it-2/ Be a part of Nailed It!  Email your take to NailedItPod@gmail.com And join our mailing list at NailedItPodcast.com  

Woah. This brave boy who is very nice and not at all odd has listed his fears for no reason. What a deeply regular and not at all spooky episode of Nailed It. Be a part of Nailed It - send your ideas to NailedItPod@Gmail.com or message us on Facebook at Nailed It Podcast Grab tickets to our last show of the year: https://giantdwarf.com.au/events/nailed-it-2/ And catch James at the Yack Festival with A Rational Fear on Friday and in conversation with Nakkiah Lui on Sunday.

Aw heck smol woofers are gud as  But we are corrupt, terrible creatures and we do not deserve such goodness. Something should be done. Something must be done. Juliet Rae Timmerman (Confetti Gun) has more. Grab tickets for Nailed It: https://giantdwarf.com.au/events/nailed-it-2/

There's so much hate for our landlords. Why? Because they deserve it? Why, that's hardly a reason! Eamonn Marr explains. This episode was recorded at the National Young Writer's Festival in Newcastle.  

~ RECORDED LIVE AT THE NATIONAL YOUNG WRITER'S FESTIVAL~ Stop complaining. Start making active choices. Alistair Baldwin (The Weekly with Charlie Pickering) is here to show you how you can reap the same wonderful benefits and zero downsides that he receives on the daily. Catch Nailed It at Giant Dwarf this Friday, October 12th Tickets at GiantDwarf.com.au

It's time to face facts. Babies know next to nothing. They're remarkably uneducated. It's time someone called them out on their ignorance. Bridie Jabour is ready to do it. Nailed It is coming to the National Young Writer's Festival on September 28th and Giant Dwarf on October 12th. Get your tickets now and don't miss out! Join the Nailed It mailing list at NailedItPodcast.Com Do you read this far? I hope you do. I love you so much.

Victoria Zerbst and Jonathan Lo hash out the debate of all debates. Who has it worse? Catch Freudian Nip performing at Giant Dwarf on July 31st  And join our mailing list at NailedItPodcast.com

We are too obsessed with BitCoin (crypto currency) and not obsessed enough with BitKind (the least amount of kind you should be, a bit kind) Kevin Jin is here to flip your stupid fucking world upside down. Sorry. That was unkind.

It's time for Sydney's most exciting festival that's exclusively looking at buildings that are a different colour from normal!   Join our mailing list at NailedItPodcast.com 

Alice Fraser (The Bugle, Ethos) wants you to consider how hard things are for the people who have everything. See Nailed It live this Friday, June 8th at Giant Dwarf, Sydney.

Tom Walker glides into the room to deliver a devastating rebuke of modern society's hatred for the humble blader.  Recorded at The Toff in Town in conjunction with the Wheeler Centre   Get tickets to Nailed It at GiantDwarf.com.au

Hey, you deserve to kick back. Take some you time. Who cares if the building opposite you is on fire. It's time to relax. You've earned. Listen to Sinead Stubbins explain how to truly take care of yourself. Book tickets for our June 8th Giant Dwarf Show at GiantDwarf.com.au Join our mailing list at NailedItPodcast.com

We've had some bold claims over the years at Nailed It. This might be the boldest one yet. Recorded at the Toff in Town in association with The Wheeler Centre. Join our mailing list at naileditpodcast.com

Aaron Gocs (Gocsy's Classics) doesn't want anything less. He just wants a bit more - a little bit extra on top. Join our mailing list at www.naileditpodcast.com Recorded with the Wheeler Centre at the Toff In Town, Melbourne.

Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Because they're problematic and potentially spying on you. Dee Fidge exposes the dark truth of the bad bird. Sign up to our mailing list at NailedItPodcast.com

Get your tinfoil hats ready. Zoe Coombs Marr (Bossy Bottom at MICF) is about to reveal the one true conspiracy. Join our mailing list at NailedItPodcast.com  And come along to our next show in Melbourne on April 16th at the Toff in Town. Tickets at WheelerCentre.com

WE'RE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM MELBOURNE SHOWS! Join us on April 9th and 16th by grabbing your tickets from WheelerCentre.com This episode is good and whatever but mostly focus on that.  I mean, who reads these anyway?

Mary Ward is striving to be the very best of our local area. Join her on her fight. Also, join the Nailed It mailing list at NailedItPodcast.com And grab tickets to our next two live shows at WheelerCentre.com 

As the oft-repeated phrase goes, the Eskimos have 400 words for snow. Tiger wonders if this is true, why isn't there a single word to describe his own personal abomination. Stick around for an entirely inappropriate and massive announcement. Join our mailing list at NailedItPodcast.com 

It's a new age. People are speaking up. Others are being exposed for their terrible behaviour. Sebastian Hernage is getting lit up. He wants it to stop.

Victoria Zerbst (Freudian Nip) is tired of small challenges. So, instead, she solves the Israel/Palestine conflict in ten minutes. Yes, that is Shannon Noll in the photo. It is unrelated.

Maddie Parker (ITS) is getting to the bottom of the fraud that is the United Nations Happiness Index.  Scandinavians may dominate the standings but their TV guide show a darker tale..

Sydney and Melbourne we're coming to see you. Come to see us!

Michael Chamberlin (The Weekly, Tonightly) didn't do it. He was tempted but he resisted. If you get the urge to do it, you should resist it.   All Jan episodes should be in your podcast feed NOW. Get your tickets for Nailed It, Feb 9th at Giant Dwarf by going to GiantDwarf.com.au

Sorry for the late description but Jen Wong (ABC iView's Bookish) believes punctuality doesn't really matter that much at all. All Jan episodes should be in your podcast feed NOW. Get your tickets for Nailed It, Feb 9th at Giant Dwarf by going to GiantDwarf.com.au

It's time Patrick Connor spoke his truth and revealed, without fear, one of the dark secrets of this industry. All Jan episodes should be in your podcast feed NOW. Get your tickets for Nailed It, Feb 9th at Giant Dwarf by going to GiantDwarf.com.au

Courtney Fry (Pedestrian TV) thinks there's simply too much music to listen to in one lifetime. We need to narrow it down and she knows how to do it. All Jan episodes should be in your podcast feed NOW. Get your tickets for Nailed It, Feb 9th at Giant Dwarf by going to GiantDwarf.com.au  

We're back for 2k18 with a brand new batch of Nailed It episodes!  This one? It's literally me. Give me 12 more lamb ads and I reckon I can change the world. All Jan episodes should be in your podcast feed NOW. Get your tickets for Nailed It, Feb 9th at Giant Dwarf by going to GiantDwarf.com.au

Nadine Von Cohen (FUCK YEAH) is asking the big questions, including "why do people hate us so much?" and "do those Nazis have a point?" 

Eleanor Robertson has spent a long time studying the mysterious introvert and tonight she presents her findings.   Catch Nailed It at Giant Dwarf on November 14th. Tickets: GiantDwarf.com.au

Thought leader Bridie Connell (Whose Line Is It Anyway, Australia) is tired of people questioning whether destiny is real. Of course it's real. You just drew a dud hand. Grab tickets to Giant Dwarf at Yack Festival www.giantdwarf.com.au

It's the final week to Post Your Yes but Rob Stott (Junkee) thinks there's still time to compromise in this debate. Let's meet the other side halfway. Allow Gay Marriage. Ban Gay Sex.

Vanessa Lawrence wants equality. Equality for men, who receive little to no reward for cranking one out on a busy day.   Catch Nailed It at the Yack Festival at GiantDwarf.com.au

Rebecca Shaw (SBS Comedy, NoToFeminism) was confronted with a horror in the sky. Particularly galling since, as she argues, the sky is clearly gay.   Catch Nailed It at Giant Dwarf on November 14th. Tickets - GiantDwarf.com.au

Bish Marzook (Wolf Comedy) made a post on Facebook on a political matter and now must leave the country, due to the new laws of Australia. Please enjoy her final defiant statement before being forced into the departures lounge. We'll miss you, Bish.   Catch Nailed It, Sept 28th at Giant Dwarf, Sydney.

Jennifer Wong (ABC iView's Bookish) has spotted an open bag and is wondering why she can't be as open as it. Catch Nailed It at the Sydney Fringe Festival on September 28th at Giant Dwarf Tickets at giantdwarf.com.au

Sebastian Hernage is part of the Rise & Grind revolution. There's wisdom in his posts, knowledge in his filters, wonder in his hashtags. We can all learn a great deal from his perfect Instagram feed.   Get tickets to see Nailed It! live at GiantDwarf.com.au

Melina Wicks (The Weekly, The Checkout) has a plan to make society more polite. Also, a lot more murder-y. Fortunately, the two go hand-in-severed-hand. Recorded at Giant Dwarf, Redfern Get your tickets to Nailed It at GiantDwarf.Com.au

The Jedi are reeling from the Australian Bureau of Statistics' Order 66 (that Jedis won't be counted on the census)  Mary Ward fights back from the higher ground. Grab tickets to the next Nailed It! at GiantDwarf.com.au

CHECK YOUR ENROLMENT (Unless you're awful)   Lane Sainty (Buzzfeed) wants to cut the postal survey crap and get a more general vote on just whatever gay people might be up to today.

There are some truths of our universe that you cannot deny. Shakespeare would have tweeted. Da Vinci would be huge on Vine. Stalin would have been a gamer. Lucy Valentine (ex - SBS Comedy, Host of Boonta Vista) explains more.   Get tickets to our live Sydney Fringe show at www.giantdwarf.com.au NOW! 

Everyone needs a safe space from time to time. But finding it can be a struggle. Luckily, Nayuka Gorrie has found hers.   Come along to the safe space of Nailed It at Giant Dwarf on September 28th to be part of our massive Sydney Fringe show. Tickets at GiantDwarf.com.au

How are you feeling about yourself? Hm. I guess that's good but couldn't you be better? Of course you could! You're awful right now, to be honest. Jess McGuire will take you through the steps you need to finally stop being such a god damned embarrassment. 

Your therapist asks the tough questions but now it's time to put them in the hot seat. Dee Fidge (SBS Comedy, ABC's The Drum) asks her therapist and truly all therapists the big question: Why aren't you Frasier Crane?   Come to our anniversary show on August 10th at Giant Dwarf Sydney!