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This is Greenbird555 and Vellus & Terminal bringing you guys our uncensored opinion on beardcare and skincare. This new addition to our media platforms has info on the behind the scenes, upcoming products, product reviews and of course ridiculous banter being whatever we want it to be; hence the name "Offbeat beards."

Rodney & Santino


    • Apr 18, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 13m AVG DURATION
    • 35 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Offbeat Beards

    We Are Moving A Different Direction?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2023 82:17


    Is this the end of a specific era with the bearded community?

    Last Recording of 2022 & The End of Beard Care?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 132:18


    We Being Sponsored?! - A Barber Makes Greenbird555 Look Busted

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 65:59


    Briefings - Where Have We been?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 25:08


    Hi Guys! This is. very short episode which is something we never do really so we hope you all enjoy it.

    Wannabe Influencers, Cars, & Avoiding Certain Skincare

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 110:12


    Relaunching The Podcast & Where We Have Been!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 104:56


    So everyone, it has been a long minute once again and it's crazy that we are now doing this all over again. You know it always feels weird when we do the recordings since there's always something happening within the bearded community. Drama always follows the bearded community even when it simmers down! We are back, but we will be recording only once per month, and there it just too much to share within the recording because we only have so much time really within our schedules. Santino and Rodney live in different states and too many projects are being worked on to connect. 

    New Beginnings And of Course An Issue

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2021 79:11


    New season of Offbeat Beards is finally here and you'll see a brand new evolution of the direction we are going at this point.

    Are You Adding Fear Mongering, or Faux Holistic Beliefs To Get Attention?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 147:54


    This was a cornucopia of content here because we covered a different range of topics this time around. It's funny that we are now just talking about the fear-mongering faux religious nonsense we are seeing in the bearded community along with the faux holistic people in the world of health. We talk about crypto again and it's funny how Santino contradicted himself about using apps such as Robinhood and others, another topic we had to talk about is people abusing the subject of 'Mental Health'.

    Are We Now Becoming Episodic? Crypto Boom Vs Berkshire aka Warren Bitter Nancy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 124:35


    We feel that season is becoming episodic in so many ways even though we are still talking about skincare and beardcare. The content per usual is all over the place, but it still melds together into a perfect mold.

    High Speed Car Chase & Rare Collectibles

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 69:13


    The conversation starts off with Greenbird555 dealing with a hit and run which turned into a high-speed car chase within San Francisco! Collections we may have that should be treated with pristine care and maybe white-glove treatment.

    Products Expiring Too Soon?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 66:20


    A long delay of uploading has to an end for the moment. We discuss codes and affiliate links in the world of beardcare, but this goes for every niche imaginable.

    Is It Still Yours After Altering?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 56:45


    So you guys may already know what has been happening so far if you have been paying attention to social media, and especially in particular on Greenbird555's TikTok and Instagram.

    Stalker Part 2 of 2 - Possible Jealousy & Avoiding Corn Starch Fillers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 52:34


    Greenbird555 talks about his attraction to women on a rare occasion at the beginning of this conversation, which brings us to this question "Does your significant other get jealous if someone else DMs you?" Have you ever noticed yourself leaning more towards unscented, and should you stay away from beard care products that may have corn starch? So many questions we just had to ask ourselves.

    Stalker Part Status, Take A Loss To Be A Boss & What Greenbird's Association With His Beard - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 56:06


    Growing out your beard there is always has a reason for yourself, but sometimes you can associate it with something else you have known; also with haven't talked about it publicly with friends/family. That’s what we talk about here in this recording.

    Western Themed & Our 1st Special Guest From Jardon The Mess!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 94:15


    Let's talk western and rugged stylized themed products. This is a big deal because we have our very first guest of honor with us and we couldn't be happier to share this with you all.

    Downgrading Your Car, & Word of The Year "Insurecction"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 81:57


    We've all heard the topic heard around the world called "The Insurecction" and we revisit how are you going to sell yourself as things dwindle down. Rodney's car decides to lose its power after grocery shopping and this was during a time when logging out of social media.

    1st Hair Transplant, 2nd Boxtox & 3rd Don't Get Laser Tattoo Removal From Groupon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 71:13


    Sentence fillers are fun, but when you catch yourself using them 24/7 it's a drag with editing and you sound all over the place. Giving yourself a challenge you set out for when it comes to your grooming can be rather more time-consuming than anticipated.

    We're Back For Season 2!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 105:42


    It's true we are back and it's a strong sign that we are here to slay the game! You all know that we are so all over the place that we had to talk about the extreme nature of the stock market and insane impulse buys of $85 socks.

    Thank You Listeners Who Have Morals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 47:34


    Should we have our own individual cloud for our own privacy sake, or should we just stick with the regular clouds we are all on? We discuss who is listening to us in foreign countries and it's awesome how much we are evolving.

    After The Holidays & Shocking Product Reviews

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 75:28


    Santino and I talk about how some big iconic Northern California staples are shutting down, and we talk about how Walmart is doing the most selling knockoff and fake brands!

    Halloween In December

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 39:20


    We are back with another special edition episode where we revisit "Cannibalism" within the influencer world in all spectrums of niches. The response to the first episode was amazing and watching unfold now will hit the fan soon.

    Car Accidents & Beardcare Allergies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 54:10


    The week leading up to the big holiday was really all over the place because Rodney's mother totalled his dad's car a few days before which of course doesn't help make anything go smoothly. Santino and Rodney also go over beardcare fillers that people may be allergic to because a product was making one of your hosts flush!

    Christmas Special Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 93:32


    This is our special Christmas episode where we share our thoughts on holiday-themed products and what skincare brands that have slight elements of the holiday spirit without being categorized like that.

    Kinda Fake Beard Reviews & The Photoshopping Struggle - The Saturated Beard Market & Wholesale Private Labeling Starter Kits - Part 2 of 2 - Part 1 of 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2020 54:18


    *Note this was recorded back in September* This is part 2 of 2 and we now get into the subject of "The bearded community" being almost saturated with new businesses which is good and bad. Santino and I even talk about things we have been seeing pop such as "whole beard oil starter kits" which is a thing!

    Kinda Fake Beard Reviews & The Photoshopping Struggle - The True Techie High Life, Artists We Hire & The Adoption Process - Part 1 of 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 54:55


    *Note* This was recorded back in September, 2020! We briefly talk about how the people who have helped us create our brand and of course we touch upon the bearded community in which the conversation does get random. We reel it in to get back on track as usual and something we thought was appropriate to talk about was adoption which is now totally new for one of your hosts Santino.

    Black Coffee Friday - Black Friday Deals Turn Take A Different Turn

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 71:44


    Thanksgiving and Friendsgiving has passed so now people are getting ready in full swing for the Black Friday Deals everywhere. We take an extreme detour from the current conversation and can't seem to get back on track with this one, but that's how shopping deals crumble beneath us. Something a lot of guys are asking themselves and to the bearded community is this "Is beardcare actually tactical and this marketing still working?"

    Friendsgiving - Who's Actually Giving Back & Is Shaving Lotion A Thing?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 51:17


    We all know that the big holidays are coming our way now which is the biggest sign that the year about to end. The question we are asking ourselves "Who is actually giving back?" We also talk about luxury brands that have sold their formula's to elite luxury hotels and also a high-end brand that might be selling a gimmick?

    How Are You Gonna Sell Yourself Now?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 98:09


    So much has happened over the course of a few weeks and one of the things you need to ask yourself in terms of being a brand owner "How am I going to sell my brand now after this election?" This is something I have been wondering because we all know if you want to make it big you have to be somewhat open-minded and this goes for both sides of the parties. This is us we can't stay on one topic here since we side-bar constantly.

    Views Lost & Beard Products Go Mainstream Part 2 - Beard Grooming Not Working, Hood Barbershops & The Dark Web Conversation

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2020 85:58


    *Note* Episode was recorded back in late August, 2020. This is part 2 of this very long podcast, but this had some interesting detours because it's us! We don't even know how we got from iS Clinical products down to my crazy dreams about the dark web and even how YouTube is being very extra.

    Views Lost & Beard Products Go Mainstream - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 85:03


    What's more annoying a brand that you loved, plus promoted for so long to get views, subs, likes, and followers for your own gain until that company decided to be mass-produced? That's what we are talking about in this 2 part episode because it's too long to be uploaded as one.

    Halloween Special Edition - Cannibalism Within Influencers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 34:30


    This is our Halloween Edition of our podcast! We just wanted to do something that suits the spirit of this spooky holiday and this is about the cannibalism within influencers

    Matte Finish For Men & Beard Growth Hoaxes?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 45:12


    We talk about beard growth serums, matte finish skincare for men that won't give you a shine and of course just random topics because we get off track(hence our name Offbeat beards). Transitioning from one format to another is kinda hard so bare with us on this recording when we talk about our YouTube channels.

    Episode 1 - Circuit City & Suncoast Video

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 56:50


    This is a introduction about us to our audience new and old. We talk about the what's going on in our lives along with some beardcare and skincare, but this episode is just about having fun with the conversation and going with the flow.

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