Welcome to Please Don't Make Me Watch This! Podcast! Join us as two friends watch bad TV, episode by episode. Season One: The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Listen on Soundcloud, iTunes, and Spotify.
Please Don't Make Me Watch This! Podcast
Dance competitions, high school theatre, movies, Neopets, and more! We're cherished gals... and we're having a good time.
Just three ho's, talking about the elves on the shelves going rogue, a blind chicken, and Whoopi Goldberg. Happy holidays from the PDMMWT family!
Our (late) Midnights review, broken toilets, a pumpkin drop, and even some Secret Life!! (We recorded this right after Halloween and we (Clare) forgot to post it for several weeks. We are professionals.)
We hate the teachers, we hate the lunchroom, and we hate ANYONE who thinks they can help us! Grant's wild cameo page: https://www.cameo.com/grantharvey/feed/xCHBteTZE
Happy International Podcast Day, aka the return of PDMMWT! We're back and ready to make the world worse.
Say Hi to Daddy - PDMMWT is here! We're ranked 23rd at med camp. Enjoy! Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast Leave us a voicemail at (614) 859-6712
HELLO! We're back, baby! We talk about Mr. Popper's Penguins, pranks, and even some Secret Life. Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast Leave us a voicemail at (614) 859-6712
A lot of discussion about the grandparents' bed in Willy Wonka, how Sister Wives works, and group kisses at CATS (2019). A little discussion about Secret Life! What a treat! Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast Leave us a voicemail at (614) 859-6712
Listen to Clare and Producer Daniel read a fan fiction this week! To read along: https://www.wattpad.com/story/75491127-secret-life-of-a-vampire-teenager-wattys2016
In which Clare's a sharp girl and Kait's an evil twin. Talking Points: Keith/Teeth/Kaith, A Lengthy MLM/Fundraising Discussion, Greasy Regrets, Dad Brawl, The Facts??, True Love's First Bone Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast Leave us a voicemail or send us a text at (614) 859-6712
Ben is a wet noodle, Grace is a baby... plus, the state of Ricky's pants. Talking Points: Death by Pinkeye, Secret Life Horror Script, Mystery Stomping, Bunk Bed Corner, Poopy Pants Theory, More Bunk Bed Corner Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast NEW! Leave us a voicemail or send us a text: (614) 859-6712
We got really into the "so true, bestie" meme/joke in this episode. And we're not sorry. Talking Points: Uncle Fred, PDMMWT Wedding Playlist, Ruining Youth Group, Kait Stole a Pizza, The Devil's Naptime, Imaginary Friend(s), God Tier Eyebrows, A Cry for Help Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast
We've both got dead butt and cavatelli machines. What more could you ask for? Definitely sponsored by Clean & Clear! Talking Points: A Quick Personal Ad, Porky Pig On It, Eugene the Grifter, Daily Gratitude for Jennifer Coolidge, The Rapture of Clare, Sam the Eagle the Doctor, Home Birth Chat, Second Banana Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on IG & Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast
Get your slice of pecan pie ready for this week's PDMMWT! Talking Points: How Does Elementary School Work?, A Quick Fiddler on the Roof Tangent, Hot Dead Men, Our Weirdest Thought Experiment Yet, Drug Tests, QAnon or Fast Talker?, Whoopi Goldberg Facts, Ken Baumann is COOL! Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast
Put on your skorts, it's time for another episode of PDMMWT! Talking Points: Hidden Talents, Kait Gets Cancelled via Jennifer Coolidge Impression, Party Tales, Evil Burp Eye, Kait Killed Marshall Bowman Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com
Hey.. you know what? We're a fire and we'll keep your wittle heart warm. Talking Points: How to Make a Pickle Roll, How to Make a Carrot Dog, The Satan-Washing Dems, Two-Headed Taylor Swift Monster, Kait Makes Friends, The Twilight Renaissance, Heart Warm Head Empty Can't Lose
*MGMT plays while we're lost in New York* Talking Points: Rescue Mission, The Lakes of Montana, Marching Band Culture, Ix-Nay on the Etus-Fay, Pink-high Corner, Peter and the Cheeseburger, Enriquez to You, Teen Moms and Musicians Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast
Call us, Ricky Ralph Underwood! Talking Points: How It Feels to Chew Five Gum, Stinky Meat Friend, Matilda Pappas, A Wedding Performance, Chekhov's Fedora, Please Don't Watch Twilight With Me!, Cane and Hat Night Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast
We had to end the episode early so Clare could show Kait the WAP dance. Talking Points: Street Rice, Sandwich Drawers, Jack Dates His Mom, Teen Pregnancy Fairy, Brenda Makes Up How School Works, Flipping Christians, The Famous Steak House: Michael's, The New Cutie Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast
We had slushies and we're sorry. Talking Points: Supper Club, Hank v. Henry, Sausage Witches, Woose Wings, Grant Ringwald, A Quick Tangent on Tipping Your Server and also Taylor Swift Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast
Kait and Clare discuss season three, episode one of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Kait is Keenan Thompson, Need to Go Basis, Nancy Drew Juergens, Nancy Drew Bowman, Totes Preg, Hot Pope/Young Pope/Two Popes Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Hi everyone and welcome to Good Time Gals! Since it's been a while, we wanted to chat about quarantine, life, and what we've been up to. Your regularly scheduled Secret Life content will be back very soon. Talking Points: Clare's Secret, Jeopardy Tales, folklore Lore, Anna Corona, Lea Michele Can't Read, Baby Nut, Antidotes Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty-four of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: A Quick Will, T-Linging, Mimsy's Jellicle Name, Cousin Lovin', Clare Edits the Wiki, Government Podcast Shutdown Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @ PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe! Stay safe and healthy out there! STAY INSIDE!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty three of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Animal Crossing Roundup, 911 Corner, A Quarantine Divorce, The Worst Plotline We’ve Ever Talked About, How to Count to Three Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty-two of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Clare Texts Reba, Lil Jon Sing-a-long, Maybe I Love You, The Babywinner, Mr. Ricky, The Great Sheep-Pig Debate Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty-one of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Bad Emails, Clare’s Biggest Dream, The Ben Boykewich HateCast, Sex Pizza, A BIG SPOILER FOR SURE Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode twenty of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: My Good Friend Ernie, Ask Your Dad, Kissy Rick, Shop/Bop, A Quick Joint Therapy Session, The Naming of Belongings, The Kaitmaid’s Tale, The Weenie Connection Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode nineteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: A Hiccup Warning, Excellent Patreon Rewards, Cross Your Eyes, A Mamma Mia Shout Out Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Celebrate Kait's day of birth by building your own charcuterie board! Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/boltono/make-a-charcuterie-board-and-well-guess-youre-fa-au2klux5bc
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode eighteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: More Lettuce, Daughters and Daughters and Daughters, Weenie Watch, The Forbidden Podcast Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/sophiepink/are-you-a-good-witch-bad-witch-or-a-sandwich-38r1f Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode seventeen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Condom Merch, A Profession of Love, Dew Country, Dirty Whites, We are CONFUSION, Grant the Beaver Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/mads_24/which-animal-crossing-villager-will-be-your-valent-7lkf83h14w Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode sixteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Who Are We?, The Great Water Debate of 2020, Daniel’s Biggest Ship, Just Amy, Tongue Twister Corner, Mr. Sandman, A Story Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
To celebrate Producer Daniel's birthday, enjoy audio of us taking a horrible, yet hilarious Buzzfeed quiz! Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/diarrhea-quiz
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode fifteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Emergency SOS, Mafia Confusion, Asher Roth Corner, Small Girls Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/catroverted/which-animal-crossing-personality-type-do-you-have-6rioltuihl Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode fourteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Hal Chalamet, Big Burp Sisters, Fire Hydrant Candle Search, Goomba Guides, My Other Republican, Clare Obama Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/homeboynic/which-cat-are-you-from-cats-the-movie-22q0tdgvfs Link to Steve Schirripa's Website: https://steveschirripa.com/bio/ Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @ PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode thirteen of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: WE SAW CATS!, Barf Happens, Brown Heart, Science Corner, Beans in my Pants, Young Sherman, Two Zaddies Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode twelve of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Dump the Chump, Really Good Jokes, Is This Love?, Burgie vs. Bun, The Big Ten, Live Like Antonio’s Dying, Happy & Sad Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode eleven of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Fleas on my Dad, CATS Talk, Mojo V. Juju, $1.50 Hot Dog, Uncle TOM, Tommy and Mary, Takin’ Tubs, The Rats! Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode ten of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: The Incident, Sponsored by Demi Moore, Ricky’s One Of Us, Jug Pants and Hot Bust, Is Ben Propular?, True Bible Stories, Hot Nuts 911 Call, Slam Poetry Corner, Touchin’ Bics Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode nine of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Gone Girl’s Biggest Inspiration, Kait’s Bad Google, An Aside, In Memory of Marc Molina, Hot Holes, babyslut69@yahoo.com, Wowwy Wingwald, Dingy Watch Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode eight of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Turkey Manic Time, Teen Types, Cribbage, Our Biggest Ships, When our Ovaries Exploded, Kait Pronounces Names, Goodbye to David Quiz: https://www.buzzfeed.com/audriana73/what-kind-of-teen-are-you-6mbmd8pdvt Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode seven of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Quotes from Kait, Little Queenie, How to Break Up in 5th Grade, Fartin’ Around, Planned Jokes, Lucky Chucky, Groin Talk, Our Movie Schedule, Cait and Klare Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter & Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please subscribe, rate, and review!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode six of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: The War on Rae Dunn, A Quick Career Change, In Memoriam of Kait & Clare, Scheduling a Fight, Dark Web Corner, Stinky and Stanky, Murder Plot Prediction, IMDB Deep Dive, Glee Corner Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode five of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: When to Unfriend, Ultimate Compliment, Egg Talk, Death by Vespa, By George!, Kittens vs. Humans, Licky Forever Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode four of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Hot Dog Man, 30 Second Encore, Duck Sicked, Nor Nenni, Old Man Laugh Practice, Possible Most Swag Win, Lotta Doody, Do You Believe?, Vasectomy Count, Back to Facts Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode three of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Sticky Kids, Sin Bed, Kait’s Acting Class, Giggles, Andrian, 6:30 AM Notes, ANYWAY WE’RE SAD! Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode two of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: Crowscribe, Which Witch, Gricky, Church President, Will Assignments, Boss Baby Prequel, Baby Beef, Rubs Hugs and Compliments, Accidental Innuendos, A Josh Radnor Roast Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare discuss season two, episode one of The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Talking Points: The Big Ones, Can’t Get It On, Teenage Business, Big Baby Beans, Twilight Spoilers, Janties, The Fight, Not My Monkey, Snugged Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast if you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait & Clare discuss the pilot episode of Twin Peaks ... and a surprising amount of fun facts about the Duggar Family. Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait and Clare are joined by Krista Stauffer (Speak Easily with Krista Stauffer) to discuss the 1998 classic, Can't Hardly Wait! Listen to Speak Easily here: https://soundcloud.com/speakeasilycolumbus Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!
Kait, Clare, and Producer Daniel discuss the pilot episode of Game of Throne (Winter is Coming). We love puppies and Sean Bean. Spoilers for Game of Throne and Lord of the Rings! Email us at kaitandclare@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram @PDMMWT_Podcast If you like our show, please rate, review, and subscribe!