Roses Tell All

Tubes, Sam, and guest star Celeste discuss last week's Love Island hijinks, from the pancake bake-off to the sports day to the vibes club.

Tubes and Sam are joined by Drag Race Celeste as we break down the post-casa fallout, including Mad Movies, the zaniest time in Love Island! We also discuss Tubes' paddleboarding experience, Dami being less than amazing, and the idea for a new reality show, Come as You Are.Intro clip: Tubes explains naming conventions on the podcast and suggests a superlative for Celeste.

Tubes and Sam dish Casa Amor! In couple order, here's the episode breakdown:Andrew and Tasha (and also Billy and Coco)Dami and Indiyah (and also Deji and Summer)Jay and ChynaJosh and DanicaJacques and PaigeAdamDavide and Ekin-suThe Bachelorette/Fboy Island teaseNext week, we're going to try and bring back the third member of our trio, Bachelor Jenn! Stay tuned for next week!

Tubes and Sam recap the latest in Love Island action, including a Casa Amor preview, a review of the challenges and popularity polls, and who we think is going to be naughty and nice in the week ahead! We missed you, and we hope you missed us!

Tubes and Sam chat about Love Island, doing a recap of the show so far and getting you ready for the weekly recaps of the activity in the villa.

Tubes, Sam, and Jenn podcast LIVE with Labor of Love, so you can hear all of their interactions in real time.  Thank goodness these episodes are only an hour.Instagram: @bachelor.spoilersPodcast: @roses_tell_all

Tubes, Sam, Jenn, and Medina discuss the Listen to Your Heart Finale, as well as the premiere of the hot new replacement for your Bachelor/Bachelorette fix: Labor of LoveInstagram: @bachelor.spoilersPodcast: @roses_tell_all

The gang comes back and talks about Hannah's racist gaffe, and the past two episodes of Listen To Your Heart!Instagram: bachelor.spoilersPodcast Instagram: roses_tell_all

Medina joins again as the gang reviews the latest episode, and they talk about who's a good singer, whether or not Chris Lane is famous, and their feelings on negative reviews.Instagram: @bachelor.spoilersPodcast Instagram: @roses_tell_allPlease wash your hands and stay inside!

Tubes, Jenn, and Sam welcome a new guest: Medina!  Medina has the benefit of actually having watched Listen to Your Heart, so her and Tubes discuss the episode while Jenn and Sam successfully derail the discussion with tidbits about their high school experiences.  Tubes and Medina did manage to rank the best singers in the show, and they look forward to doing more of that as the season goes on!Don't forget to wash your hands and stay home!Instagram: @bachelor.spoilersPodcast insta: @roses_tell_all

Tubes, Sam, and Jenn dump tea on Reddit after Steve threw a match on the place.  Stop by and listen to what the Bachelor Subreddit is really like.Also Tubes loves Listen to Your Heart and wants you to watch it.  He goes over why he loves the show, and why he loves Michael Todd so much.Instagram: @bachelor.spoilersPodcast Instagram: @roses_tell_all

The gang discusses the last two episodes of the Bachelor and discusses who came out looking the best, why Brab (nee Barb) sucks, and where this finale rates among other Bachelor finales.  Also the gang briefly discusses Clare Crawley and Listen to Your Heart.  Next week is Bachelorette guy bio breakdowns so get excited!Instagram: @bachelor.spoilersPodcast Instagram: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes take a break from discussing the Bachelor (well, not completely) to discuss the miracle that is Love is Blind.  They cover all the things you wanted to know, including some things you didn't want to know.  They reveal their least favorite contestant (spoiler: it's Jessica), they reveal their favorite contestants, talk about all the couples and the craziness, and even whether or not they'd be good fits for the show!Instagram: @bachelor.spoilersPodcast insta: @roses_tell_all

In this episode, the gang breaks down fantasy suites, talks about potential rumors for the bachelorette, and much more!  Also this episode is partially a Love is Blind episode.  If you haven't watched that, then please go and start watching it.Instagram: @bachelor.spoilerspodcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Jenn and Sam go over the astological signs for each of the of the remaining 4 contestants, they break down the hometowns, the gang talks about all their awkward first times, and who Peter is gonna pile drive in the fantasy suites.Instagram: @bachelor.spoilersPodcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Tubes, Jenn, and Sam get LOUD and talk about Hanbenet, theories on who Peter ends up with, hometown previews, why we wouldn't want Peter flying our planes, and we discuss our favorite hometowns.Friendly reminder that if you are in trouble or need someone to talk to, please reach out to the Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255 or suicidepreventionlifeline.org.Instagram: @roses_tell_all

Tubes, Jenn, and Sam go over all the drama they missed because Jenn was sick, then on vacation, then sick again. This includes (but is not limited to) the Alayah drama, the Victoria F drama, the Tammy/Mykenna drama, ChampagneGate, and also Jenn's secret theory on who Peter ends up with! So much to cover, so little time!Instagram: @roses_tell_all

We're baaaaaaaack!  Welcome back to another season of The Bachelor.  As many of you know, Jenn is absurdly excited to have Peter as the lead...and Tubes is also???  Jenn, Tubes, and Sam talk about the first episode of the new season, what they've been up to since the show ended, and much more!  

Jenn, Sam, Tubes, and Jay break down the Bachelor ladies in this very very late Bachelor preview. To be fair to us, it was early when we recorded it and decided to save it for a more relevant time, but maybe now it's too relevant.Come listen to Tubes horribly mispronounce all of their names as well as ridiculous judgments about their personality based on literally nothing at all.Instagram: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes are sick of Paradise. So sick, in fact, that they start to forget how to word good and would rather talk about literally anything else. But somehow they still manage to talk about Whitney and Connor, Demi and Katie being insecure, and Tayshia being lame. Remember, if you want to be on the show, please message Jenn with a problem you are having and she will select a group of listeners to appear! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast Instagram: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes talk about this latest week in Bachelor in Paradise, Derek's ability to get a loan, what our plans are post-paradise, and Jenn does the outro this time. How does it go? Listen to find out! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes break down John Paul Jones breaking down, Caelynn and Dean, Tahzjuan's meltdown, pigeons, and fresh tea about Tayshia! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast Insta: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes talk about the most recent episodes of Paradise, how we handle people judging us for watching The Bachelor, Derek being weird, Hannah G being weird, Jordan being from Florida, John Paul Jones being weird (everyone's being weird I guess), and Tubes gives relationship advice against everyone's better judgment. Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast Instagram: @roses_tell_all

Sam, Jenn, and Tubes talk about the most recent episodes of paradise including Big Mike's scandalous tweets, Dylan needing to grow a pair, Hannah G's sketchiness, Jordan and Christian and their pinata, and more! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes discuss Caelynn's pre-paradise shenanigans, how Annaliese needs to stay in her lane, Balockaye's text drop, Claymond Harbour, the Thot Maurader, the Kardashleyan's wedding, who would make the best bachelor, and Tubes sings a song (again). Apologies again for the crappy sound quality from Tubes and Sam, that should hopefully be fixed by next week (fingers crossed). Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast insta: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes talk about the Bachelorette finale, what it's like to bring a guitar to an argument, Tyler's pipe-laying characteristics, whether or not Peter successfully edged in the fantasy suite, and much more! Also Tubes and Jenn are both sick, so get ready for their dulcet tones. instagram: @bachelor.spoilers podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes give a quick overview of fantasy suites, discuss the (hopefully final) appearance of Icky Luke, talk about Tyler's good fuck status, and give Mike more well-deserved love. IG: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast IG: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes talk about hometown dates, why religion has nothing to do with you being an asshole, the worst car to get picked up in for a date, and much more! Just FYI, episode 12 will be slightly delayed as we will be in Vegas all together! So it will be worth the wait. Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

This week, the gang discusses the week before hometowns, Pilot Pete and Jettin Jack, which mom they are most excited for during hometowns, as well the likelihood of Pilot Pete owning an airline. Some of us may or may not be drunk this episode. Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast Instagram: @roses_tell_all

Tubes, Sam, and Jenn talk about the most recent episode, specifically Luke being a a controlling jerk, Garrett's fear boner, Peter's sexiness, and how Luke ruins everything. They also get into Paradise and F1 tea, and Tubes and Sam talk about their experience almost auditioning for The Bachelor. Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Tubes, Sam, and Jenn talk about how Luke performs in bed, the nature of Hannah's apology to the guys, new tea involving Jed, Tyler C, and Blake, as well as Paradise spoilers! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Scottish Tubes talk about not cursing and failing, why swearing is awesome, icky Luke and Luke S, SCOTLAND, why we love Mike, more of icky Luke, and just for good measure, more of icky Luke. instagram: @bachelor.spoilers podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Tubes gushes about Jaylen (Baelen) Brown, "Nah, Deep Dish", Jenn talks about controlling relationships, what to do in Boston and Newport, Jed's stripper career, Kevin's Civil War service, and how best to handle problematic people in group situations and why the term "psychopath" isn't helpful in the Bachelorette context. Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Thank you for bearing with us as this podcast is late - we had technical issues that Tubes hopefully fixed. Join us as we find new ways to utilize ABC, we talk about John Paul Jones, the new Anastasia Beverly Hills palette, why we love Mike, and what it means to date a controlling person. Instagram - @bachelor.spoilers Podcast Instagram - @roses_tell_all

In this episode, J joins us to discuss the premiere episode, how to properly say 9500, the merits of cropping the top of your head out of photos, who the hottest Bachelor is, and more importantly, whether or not Luke P killed someone in Puerto Rico Spoiler instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

The gang breaks down the Bachelorette special, featuring Brad Womack impressions, inability to speak due to various reasons, and much more! Instagram @bachelor.spoilers Podcast insta @roses_tell_all

The Roses Tell All gang answers some of your most burning questions ripped straight from the instagram! These include but are not limited to: what beer you would love to see in Bachelor Mansion, favorite villain exit, FMK, and many more! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Show instagram: @roses_tell_all