Street Curb Curiosity

Luck favors the prepared mind, per Richard Manning. Here's hoping you're prepared enough for some bad dad jokes and don't mind them in a fun chat about the people who feel naturally lucky, those who don't and how you can start feeling lucky. Lucky for you, this episode is only 15 minutes.

When your spouse says I slept with lumpy last night. They mean you or the mattress? Time for a new one? About 70,000 this week will think so. The perfect episode to answer your mattress questions and worries.  Don't take your discomfort or the dad jokes lying down.  Recommended episode about sleeping positions:Sleeping position:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/street-curb-curiosity/id1531117513?i=1000657188246

Technology has changed us. At one time, we could read a map, write cursive...even remember a phone number. Today, what you know how to do is a lot different. What are you good at...today?

You look forward to a long weekend, but then stress about it, then have to go back to work after it. It's a vicious social cycle you, family and friends deal with almost a dozen times a year.  Don't worry, there is a cure. (except for the dad jokes)

One of the biggest negatives of going to the gym is...people! The dumbbells we encounter who make you grunt in a bad way. Let's chat (rant) about the types of people we encounter and what we can do to make a work out sweaty, but sweet. WARNING: The dad jokes may be a little heavy.

We all know at least one. Somebody who won't shut up. They talk and talk...and well you know. Wait, maybe it's us? A dad joke riddled chat about these fine verbose villains, where we find them, why they talk so much...and a few tips on how you can turn the volume down.

Did you already know the topic of this episode? Hmmm.  Some folks don't believe this psychic stuff, some folks are all in and over the top.  Let's chat for a few minutes about a "happy medium"…if you know what I mean.

A problem so big, it's nothing to sneeze at.  Until it is.  Grab some tissues cause we're gonna chat about our issues. This includes dad jokes so bad they'll bring a tear to your eyes.

A previous podcast problem from 5 years ago brings out some bad language from me…about English, and a few other languages.  Did I mention bad words?  You'll learn our top 3.Do you speak English?  You may not want to relisten to this one:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/street-curb-curiosity/id1531117513?i=1000598073227

You're not selling out, you're paying in. Enjoy a taxing rant about our prep and pain for every April 15th.  Not just income tax, but a chat about all types of crazy things the government wants a piece of. Sorry, listening to this insanity is not deductible.  (so says the IRS) 

Some people feel younger, some feel older. A youthful rant that won't get old…about feeling younger than you are. Enjoy 5 tips to help you turn back that biological clock...mentally anyway.

We disagree all the time.  On sports, work, relationships, daily life. Some docs say it's a good thing, other disagree and say no it's bad for your health (see how this works?) There is one thing we can agree upon.  The dad jokes this episode are disagreeable.

White, Blue, Pink, Violet, Brown Purple…all names of noises and all have a purpose in our lives.  As for this podcast noise, its has a purpose.  To educate you, and confirm the dad jokes in this episode do sound…bad.

Let's go under the covers on a genuine sheet show of an episode. You make your bed? Is it a good thing? It may be a comfort-er for you to know this is a good start to a great day.

You dread getting a new laptop just because of the migration frustration from old to new hardware?  Enjoy a fresh update from this old dog proving the only hard part is dealing with the dad jokes that don't compute in this episode.

We all want it to stop…well not everybody. We're split as a country and a planet on the time on the clock we really want. Take a little time and enjoy a rant about who loves to spring ahead…and where this insane idea came from in the first place.  (hint:  it wasn't the farmers)

Love it or hate it, you know you're in it.  Check out a fun rant about the insanity of this shared human experience as we battle scanners, produce codes and people in line. You may want to kale me for the dad jokes, but sorry, that's my bag.

Most of us are a hot mess to slightly less…per our own admission. So how about you? Really?  Let's rant about this adulting drama, who is better at it and things you can do before it hits the fan.

If you bought a book on Time Management but haven't had the time to read it, this episode is for YOU! A timely chat about our common problem, who has it the worst, some tips and ironically dad jokes that are a total waste of time.

I'm positive about one thing, we are all negative, every day. A rant about you complaining up to 30 times a day.  Add a few more complaints for the dad jokes you'll hear, besides the facts about why, where and who is whining the most.

Don't think you're alone doing this. About half of us do all the time.  And over half of those people really enjoy it. The rest not so much.  Which side of the dining table are you on? Enjoy a rant about the good and the not so good of dining alone. I'll toss in some tasteless dad jokes for dessert.

No I don't mean that.  There are a lot of things people do in their daily lives, without wearing a thing.  Are you ready for the naked truth about them….maybe you too?

I once had two gloves, but now there's only one, The other's gone missing, vanished, undone. Hands down, the worst thing about gloves is losing one, especially in winter. Do gloves really help? More than you know, especially for the dad jokes in this episode about required winter wear.

How is a Password like a Toothbrush?   They're both things you should never share.  But in this episode ,I'll share some of our "at least 8 digits" drama, dad jokes and cryptic craziness of our daily log in.

Yeah you are, yeah we all do and yeah mostly for the same reasons. Don't let this mystery wake you up tonight, enjoy these few dad-joke laden minutes about our dozing drama and a few things that may help. As promised, the link for the episode about "sleeping positions" https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/street-curb-curiosity/id1531117513?i=1000657188246

A new year and a new you…only wiser.  We'd be smarter to not make promises we won't keep…you know, the ones we make to ourselves.  Well, about 9 out of 10 of us anyway.  What new things are we planning for the new year?  Let's chat. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Self Gifting! It's a new trendy thing that about half of us do.   "Present" company included. :0) Let's chat about how you finally got what you really wanted for the holidays. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Wearing an Ugly Christmas Sweater?  You're not alone. You'll see one, maybe wear one, at the work party, the family get together, even at your local bar...you'll see a pattern here? yes, and it's not...pretty. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

The card is in the mail…hmm well they better be by now.  Let's push the envelope on this merry mail milestone. A first class cheery rant about a holiday habit, where you discover how bad your handwriting really is. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Well, its you and about 50 million other people who lace up and go for a few miles…even for the big run of 26.2 miles:  A marathon. Let's chat about the facts, the shoes, the sweat, the pain and things we forget. These few minutes may…jog your memory! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Just when you thought it was safe to go home, we drag you back to the party longer and discover yet even more types of fun people and couples you meet at these festive family and work events. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Family, friends and co-workers.  Let's chat about the people we get to endure at parties and family get togethers during this busy festive season.  WARNING: You may need a drink (or two) for all this holiday sneer and cheer. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

We've learned and have been told things over the years and believed them, mostly because the person telling us also tells us "that's what they say". Well who are they, and why are they telling us things that were never true…let's discuss a few, like this is a good podcast episode.  Oh, wait a minute…who said that? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

One full year of being a senior citizen.  What did I learn?  I'd share if I could remember. Well I do recall something about people, pain and poor hearing, but that's probably because of the dad jokes that never get old. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Were you prepared to be annoyed today? Let's chat (again) about things that drive us crazy. And yes by "things" I mean other people. They're almost as annoying as the dad jokes in this episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Experts say change is good, except when it comes to changing our clocks. All thanks to your government at work.  It's that time of year, when you get an extra hour of sleep and a few minutes of why its still not THAT good for you. Don't worry, you may sleep through the timeless dad jokes. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

It's that time of year.  Swapping out your summer clothes for that fashionable Fall & Winter look. An out-of-the-closet ritual as old as time…and as old as those black pants you love to wear. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Just what you need, another podcast about Halloween! Enjoy this year's trend of what to wear, how to decorate, candy to share, what to drink and how to talk like Boris Karloff. And a memorable learning moment of how Jeffery Epstein is like Halloween decorations. (you'll be telling this joke to someone today) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Enjoy the rhythm of the fun and the food of a weekly visit to your local farmer's market.  Rhythm?  Yes, we're dropping some beets on the experience…and the people. And don't forget the vegetables, they'll turnip in this episode. I don't mean to be fresh, but are you buying this?  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Join me for a few minutes on a drive down memory lane for a fun, fill out this form, hurry up and wait rant about my two hours at the DMV, which felt like a lifetime. What do we hate more than time at the DMV?  Not much…maybe just the jokes in this episode? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

The plague of any park goer, or city street walker.  The fun happy people with clipboards in bright t-shirts, asking your for just a minute of your time.  Most are very nice, but you know the few…and I'm being charitable here, let's rant about those vexing volunteers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

You have dealt with lawn mowing noise all Summer, but now, there's even a potential bigger problem for the lawnless. Enjoy a non-tested grass stained theory, filled with facts, data and dad jokes --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

We talk a lot about what kind of music we like…but where is it? A trip down music memory lane, from the days of 45's to tape to those tunes being in your pocket. Trust me, this is not a vinyl episode about something 2 out of 3 of us listen to every day. Enjoy the first know recorded music, the Last Chord. CLICK HERE to enjoy on YOUTUBE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Well maybe it's not you, but maybe it's your brain. (sorry, still YOU!) You SAD about the change in seasons?  SAD:  Seasonal Affective Disorder.  Enjoy a few minutes on just what the doctor orders to cheer you up!  And an over abundance of bad dad jokes to make you sad again. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

How high?  Well per the current fashion trend, probably not high enough…if you're a boomer anyway.  High socks are in, but who knew? Let's rant about the style change and the colors plus share a few dad jokes that stink as bad as your workout socks after a long hot run --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

We all spend cash…but we always wonder where it all goes. What are you spending the money on? Enjoy a few minutes that won't come up short on trivia, tips, ideas and dad jokes on a weak week in the life of your wallet. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

When is a yard sale not a yard sale?  When it turns into a garage….sale!Let's spend a few minutes on what people are doing at about 165,000 yards or garages every weekend.Plus some selling tips, what we're buying and weird stuff we found.  You buying this?Website of the worlds longest yard sale: CLICK HERE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Let's talk Leftovers in this reheated and microwave safe episode. About half of us do NOT save them or eat them. The other half? We're talking their leftover language about what they've got cookin…again. Buzzfeed Leftover Quiz: CLICK HERE --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Can you see yourself listening to a podcast episode about mirrors? Consider it an audio reflection about the history, the psychology and the benefits of them. And don't forget the dad jokes, which don't look too good in hindsight. :0| --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Which makes your day better?  Really? (hint: its clouds)Let's chat about why, how and...the science? I could share a joke about clouds now,  but it may go over your head. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support

Potatoes? Why not, it's the vegetable we eat the most! (yes it IS a vegetable). There are about 63 ways to cook them, including one with a blow torch. Plus some deep fried dad jokes! Trust this podcast common-tater (hmmm), this episode is no…small potatoes! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/stcurbcuriosity/support