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Susie and Bean felt that the podcast world was too over-saturated with ill informed men spouting off advice they shouldn't be giving. So they did the most #girlboss move they could think of and started their own podcast where two uninformed women ramble about nothing in particular. Bean is a washed up standup comic (despite doing standup for less than a year), and Susie is an out-of-work Sociology major. Should these two be allowed to make content? Probably not, but they continue to do so anyway. Kick back, relax, and listen to these two tarts babble about their deepest insecurities.

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    • Oct 28, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 78 EPISODES


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    Episode #075: The Gals Read Scary Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 62:29


    Boo! Did we scare you? Join Bernice, Susan, and Brendan as they discuss why Halloween is the best holiday, critique the scary stories of Reddit, and ponder on what makes mundane things so creepy. Bonus: Bernice and Susan write their own 2 sentence horror stories. Happy Halloween from the SRH gang! Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer Join our subreddit ► https://www.reddit.com/r/StrumpetRadioHour/

    Episode #074: 50 Shades of Grey's Anatomy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2024 116:20


    With Brenice once again gone, Susie and Brendan talk about their most recent obsession: GREY'S ANATOMY. They recap the first two seasons with accuracy. This one is long so strap in and head this warning: Spoiler's lie ahead. Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer Join our subreddit ► https://www.reddit.com/r/StrumpetRadioHour/

    Episode#073: The Strumpets Celebrate 5 Years Running from the Woke Mob

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 59:13


    Join the gals (and Brendan) as they discuss their trip to Utah, hitting the 5 year anniversary of SRH (!!!), and their fears of the woke mob. Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer Join our subreddit ► https://www.reddit.com/r/StrumpetRadioHour/

    The Utah Files: The Case of David Pew - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2024 62:12


    What happened to David? Where did he go? After receiving a fan letter regarding a cryptid in Bryce Canyon, Bernice and Susan sent their arch nemesis, David, to do some "boots on the ground" investigation, but then he vanished. The team at SRH could think of only one way to handle the disappearance of their favorite cyberbully-- pack of up their podcast gear and investigate this mystery themselves. Strap in for part 2 of this 2 part series about cryptids, Utah, and the friends they all made along the way in search of David's mangled corpse! Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer Join our subreddit ► https://www.reddit.com/r/StrumpetRadioHour/

    The Utah Files: The Case of David Pew - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2024 56:51


    What happened to David? Where did he go? After receiving a fan letter regarding a cryptid in Bryce Canyon, Bernice and Susan sent their arch nemesis, David, to do some "boots on the ground" investigation, but then he vanished. The team at SRH could think of only one way to handle the disappearance of their favorite cyberbully-- pack of up their podcast gear and investigate this mystery themselves. Strap in for part 1 of this 2 part series about cryptids, Utah, and the friends they all made along the way in search of David's mangled corpse! Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer

    Episode #072: Pudding Line Drama and Encountering Dogman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 72:10


    Tune in to hear all about how Bernice, Susan, and Brendan handled their recent encounter with a chat-and-cutter! Bonus: the gals received a very special fan letter! Bonus bonus: Happy Birthday to Sophie, #1 fan of the pod!! Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer

    Episode #071: A Melting Pot of Leaky Gut

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 68:36


    This week, the Gals talk about Lyme disease, Horrible Bosses™, and Ants®. Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer

    Episode #069: The Gals run a 5k

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 34:28


    This week, the gals run a 5k and look back on how it went, as well as talked about love for this 69th (nice) episode. Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer

    Episode #070: Ranking Tier Lists

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 81:49


    This week, the Gals talk about some life things and make some tier lists. Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer

    Episode #068: Happy Strumpet Holidays

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2023 64:22


    Happy Holidays from all of us at Strumpet Radio Hour. Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer

    Episode #067: The Strumpets' Guide to Success, Gains, and Free Parking

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 65:36


    Tune in to hear Bernice and Susan (and sometimes Brendan) discuss their latest successes, fitness gains, and current opinions on showering and body hair removal. Bonus: Bean shares her parking hack! Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer

    Episode #066: The Gals Make a Life Style Change

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 67:33


    Tune in to hear all about the 5K Bernice and Susan (and maybe you!) are planning to run in January! Susie also tells us all about some Tik Tok drama involving some lady named Lauren, and everyone on the pod realized this show is just some sick twisted version of iCarly. You won't want to miss a second of this one! Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer

    Episode #065: Happy Halloween from The Strumpets!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 64:29


    Join the gals for an extra special and extra scary Halloween episode! Bean updates us on the horror that recently unfolded in her life (unemployment), and both the gals share some of their scariest real life encounters with strangers. Bonus: Brendan forces Bean and Susie to play a game! Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ► Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer

    Episode #063: Welcome to the Rat Ranch (feat. Sophie)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 61:15


    Buckle in for a very special episode featuring one of SRH's longest and most dedicated fans (Sophie)! The gals struggle to think of hard hitting interview questions, but they DO think of a great business idea. Watch now to find out what it is! Consider Subscribing ► https://www.youtube.com/@strumpetradiohour8859 Follow us ►Strumpet Radio Hour: https://www.instagram.com/strumpetradio/?hl=en Susie: https://www.instagram.com/susie_soup/?hl=en Bean: https://www.instagram.com/8bitbean/?hl=en Brendan: https://twitter.com/brendanksauer

    Episode #062: What's in Bean's Bag?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 63:33


    On today's episode of the pod Bernice tells us all about her journey finding a new bag (and shows us what's in it!), and Susie talks in vague detail about how she just quit her job. Bonus: the gals do another improv!

    Episode#61: The Gals Teach Improv

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 50:24


    Join the gals for yet another new-and-improved hour of nonsense! Susie and Bean discuss what it takes to be a model, they ponder what trench foot actually is, and they give out a FREE improv lesson. You won't want to miss this one, so tune in!

    Episode#060: The Gals stay out of the Ocean

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2023 58:00


    Join the Strumpets for a shallow dive into their fears of the ocean! Bonus content: Bernice's thoughts about Uncrustables.

    Episode #059: Snakes, Lies, and Island Real Estate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2023 62:01


    Join the gals for a riveting update on their lives, the current state of their friendship (bad), and their future real estate goals.

    Episode #058: Put the Holy back in Holidays

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2022 57:48


    Cozy up with the gals for this extra special holiday episode! Bean and Susie give their most lukewarm opinions on holiday traditions, and discuss both their gratitude and disdain for the passage of time. Find out what Bean DOES NOT want for Christmas, and find out which Holiday movie is Susie's least favorite. Happy Holidays to all! Hopefully next year Strumper Radio Hour really takes off!!!!

    Episode #057: How to survive Uber eats

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 50:35


    Join the gals for yet another new format of podcasting! Bean and Susie discuss the nuances of women's self defense tik toks, Christianity, and homesteading. The gals also try out some bird calls, and Susie holds a screwdriver that matches her outfit nicely. You won't want to miss this episode!

    Episode #056: What's in the Bermuda Triangle? (1000 crabs)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2022 66:24


    Bernice and Susan are back, and this time with more crabs than ever before! Tune in to hear all about Susie's trash misadventures, Bean's run-in with ungrateful tourists, and how the gals plan to manifest a multi-family property. Bonus: some fresh hot takes about friendship incels!

    Episode #055: Name a Bigger Prank Than 9-11

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2022 40:56


    The Strumpets are back, and this time they're on screen! (Which can be viewed here: https://youtu.be/eDbHJEMqKFY) Were there a plethora of technical issues? Yes, obviously, but that didn't stop these two from embarrassing themselves in front of the camera. Bean tried to recap some documentaries she watched while isolated, but immediately rescinded anything she said. Susie gives an update about tiktok sauce drama that happened back in May. Is this a new era for the gals? Who knows!!

    Episode #054: A Sober King

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 55:02


    The gals have reunited in the flesh! Susie updates us on her return to the motherland, Bean shares about her virtual near death experience. Kick back and listen to these two gals struggle to figure out what 1% of 10,000 is!

    Episode #053: Bean Gets Diagnosed as Quirky

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 50:08


    The gals were gone for a few months, and they're still not coming back. In the meantime, here's a little treat to tide you over! Bean and Susie gripe about their experiences with debilitating mental illness and the doctors that simply write them off as hysterical (depressed). Susie can no longer get Insulin due to an abrupt tragedy, and Bean is forced to take a break from comedy due to saying too many slurs in a single set. Stay tuned to find out if these things are true or just exaggerations because Susie is incapable of writing the truth!

    Episode #052: Happy Birthday to Joe Rogan's BFF

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2022 47:41


    The gals celebrate Bean's 24th trip around the sun by drinking Irish cream liqueur (something Bean should be avoiding) and talking about their favorite topic: guns. Bean spills all about her love life, and Susie also tries to contribute (but struggles to do so).

    Episode #051: Would David Fuck the Zuck?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 41:40


    David and Susie catch up about the upcoming Brooke shields Hallmark film, what they did for Halloween, and which god-awful billionaire they would fuck/marry/kill. Kick back and relax to some mediocre-at-best conversation.

    Episode #050: Susie and Bean Revisit Teen Depression

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 49:25


    Is Bean back for this episode? Maybe. Either way, the gals revisit some of their old Facebook Messenger conversations from middle and high school. Is it pathetic? yes. Does Susie find evidence of Bean consistently being an unreliable and overall terrible friend throughout their entire friendship? also yes. Bonus: we find out what the gals' clown specialties would be!

    Episode #049: Dear Ben Platt (Dear Evan Hansen Spoilers!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 84:28


    David is back and ready to spew more hatred! On this week's episode, Susie and David review the long-anticipated Broadway-to-movie adaptation of Dear Evan Hansen, starring America's sweetheart Ben Platt. Susie cried and David cringed. If you want the movie spoiled and to hear some incoherent babbling about a musical, you've come to the right place!

    Episode #048: Season Four!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 56:37


    Disclaimer: Susie, the worthless audio-engineer (Bean's words not mine), couldn't be bothered to edit this podcast to it's normally sub-par quality, so it may sound a little wonky. Plz 4giv us. The gals are back from their 7 month hiatus! Bean and Susie are very sorry to be so inconsistent, and in this episode they tell all about why their lives have been too chaotic to produce a podcast for their 10 listeners. This is mostly a barely-edited vulnerable update about the gals' lives, and what they hope to pursue in the future. If you even make it through this episode thank you so much for listening!

    Episode #047: God is Dead and Our Cysts are Drained

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 62:38


    Sorry for the inconsistent uploads everybody! Susie and Bean are back to bring you a puss-filled episode about near-death experiences, and a very misinformed perspective on the conflicts happening in the middle east.

    Episode #046: Valentines Day, Chik-Fil-A, and David's Steamy Dates

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 61:39


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    Episode #045: Get Your Mourning Joe

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 60:27


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    Episode #044: Iced Coffee ASMR

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 54:34


    This week the gals tried to get up early, with only moderate success. Bean gives an excellent breakfast burrito tutorial, and Susie explains why your marriage is a failure if you spend your anniversary at a restaurant. Stay tuned, cause you won't want to miss out on this 5/10 episode!

    Episode #043: David's Coup part 2: Electric Coup-aloo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 37:32


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    Episode #042: David's Coup Attempt (Part 1)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 52:31


    Bean has(yet again) abandoned her friendship with Susie and this podcast. David fills in her for and does a perfectly subpar job. Susie and David discuss the political climate for too long, and answer some questions to see if they fall in love.

    Episode# 041: Happy (Belated) Holidays From the Strumpets

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 28, 2020 44:54


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    Episode #040: Bean's Solo Adventure (Yes, It's A Porn Thing)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 32:58


    It's Bean's turn to share her uninterrupted stream of consciousness! You got to hear all about Susie's internal struggle last week, and this week you get to hear all about Bean's debilitating social anxiety and increasing apathy towards the things she loves. Stay tuned and enjoy!

    Episode #39: Susie's Solo Adventure (Not a Porn Thing)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 25:31


    Bean (a total girl boss) had to abandon Susie this week to try and push her surplus of essential oils and knives onto people who don't want them. Susie delves into some self reflection, Jeffrey Epstein, and the Call Her Daddy podcast. Is this episode pretty weird and uncomfortable? Yes.

    Episode #038: Don't Make Us Cream Pie You

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 58:12


    Gobble gobble! The gals discuss their thanksgiving plans and what they miss the most about in-person celebrations (hint: It's when Susie force feeds Bean pie). Bean shares a couple of her 800+ Facebook screenshots, and Susie threatens those that don't comply with CDC social distancing recommendations over the holidays.

    Episode #037: Would You Eat Human Flesh?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 60:19


    This week's episode was recorded last month and is loaded with ~spooky~ questions. Find out what Bean's final wishes are when she dies, and how the gals would try to survive in a slasher movie (spoiler alert: they wouldn't).

    Episode #036: God Bless Biden's America

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 59:33


    Your two favorite #girlbosses are back! Trump lost the election (contrary to what Bean believes), so the gals take a tumultuous dive into their emotions surrounding the whole situation. Susie is a neoliberal now, and Bean is upset that people who make over 400k are going to be taxed more (despite having a salary nowhere close to that). Strap in and enjoy the ride!

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    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2020 28:25


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    Episode #035: Batsquatch Killed My Parents

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2020 54:12


    The gals got spooked while recording this one! Bean and Susie casted in the flesh for the first time since March (socially distanced, of course), and had several frightening encounters while doing so. Find out what Susie's frog impression sounds like, and why Bean is afraid of deer.

    Episode #034: How to Douche Your Bussy with David

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 56:25


    The Strumpets finally get their #1 fan (and #1 hater) David on the podcast! Stay tuned to hear about Bean and David's Mormon origins, while Susie quietly listens and gets ignored for most of the episode. The Strumpets also celebrate this year's first October episode by talking about traumatic childhood fears.

    Episode #033: The Strumpets Do What The President Couldn't

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 66:38


    The Strumpets are back yet again! These gals may go MIA on a consistent basis, but they always return with more spicy content. Bean and Susie recorded this episode mere hours after watching the presidential debate, and you're gonna hear all their thoughts. Stay tuned to find out if Bean's a Trump supporter (yes) and if Susie is an anti-vaxxer (absolutely).

    Episode #032: The Strumpets Lasted a Whole Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 62:24


    SRH is 1 year old! In honor of lasting a whole year and garnering 12 whole fans, Bean and Susie revisit a never-before-aired episode of the podcast they were too ashamed to post. Stay tuned to find out how much Susie has grown as a person (not that much), and Bean's changing opinions on genitalia descriptors!

    Episode #031: Get Murdered Somewhere Cool

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 47:09


    You guys begged for more griping, and the gals are delivering! Bean talks more about her IUD nonsense and contraceptive conspiracies. Susie tells all about the poop drama from a neighborhood she no longer lives in.

    Episode #030: Sue's Piping Hot Cream Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2020 58:39


    How do you get over a pretend drug addiction? Should the death penalty be legal (for Bean only)? Is Susie single? The gals are back to answer more of your questions!

    Episode #029: It's 170 Degrees in California

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 64:52


    The gals rallied for this episode, but please grant them some slack. It's so hot, the candle debt collectors are after Bean, and Susie has been without power for 81 days.

    Episode #028: Ben Shapiro Likes it Dry

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 60:42


    Bean talks of her journey to becoming a candlestick maker and desperately begs Susie to invest in her company. Susie doesn't understand why Instagram influencers wear swimsuits in the shower. Bonus: Bean reveals a secret crush on a pair of controversial siblings!!

    Episode #027: God Saved the Animal Tiddies

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2020 59:06


    Did bush do 9/11? What will the AI uprising look like? How much vaseline does it take to fill a bathtub? Find out this week, as the gals answer all your burning questions and more!

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