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This show is about how 2 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 episode at a time. Follow us on twitter: @Subma_Roach @_Kojoo @TmtisClutch

Submarine And A Roach


    • Sep 8, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 1m AVG DURATION
    • 128 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Submarine and A Roach

    Submaroach Presents: "How much does your boyfriend bench press"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2022 3:46


    I really hate that n-word

    Episode 113: "You Heard It Here First" (ft. AYLØ)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2022 64:38


    Submarine and A Roach x Aylø link up featuring: - Lagos yarns - Raising money as a creative - Album titles and themes - Marijuana etc.

    Episode 112: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the oiliest of them all?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 107:16


    Surprise Submarine and a roach drop! TMT talks to Donawon about how life and his career. How he went from Selling Dashiki's in school to managing Tems to meeting Drake to fighting the Illuminati, We breakdown what it takes to do what he does and have fun doing it! Enjoy!

    Episode 111: "I'm not in the mood for therapy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 65:06


    Hi, Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the #1 Christian Podcast in Nigeria. Today's Sermon is brought to you by Pastor TMT and Pastor KOJ of Smooth, Creamy & Tight Ministries. Enjoy! #Submaroach

    Episode 110: "Sapa is a Crazy Thing and Crazy Things are Happening"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2022 63:49


    Koj and TMT run through their lives and world events in this funky hip new episode of your favourite podcast! Have a great week people!

    Episode 109: "How do you feel about organ harvesting?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 37:43


    Mayowa and TMT sit down and discuss: TMT's birthdat Tems at the BET Awards Mayowa's Sojourn Glamour girls reviews and obviously, Organ Harvesting

    Episode 108: "Nigerian False Idol "

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 73:04


    The Boys are back! KOJ, TMT AND MAYOWA TEAM UP TO DISCUSS: LOVE ISLAND MAYOWA'S ENCOUNTER WITH SANWOLU A BIT OF NAIJ POLITICS SOME MUSIC STUFF REAL HOUSEWIVES AND THEIR PERSONAL LIVES

    Episode 107: "Odogwu don't steal my wife"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 56:11


    Mayowa and TMT chop it about: Burna boy Drake dominance Nigerian Rap Twitter spaces/clubhouse How companies kill other companies

    Episode 106: "Love and War"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 51:17


    This week Mayowa and TMT talk politics, love and music!

    Episode 105: "Nature vs NURTW"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 59:20


    Some of the boys are back to about nothing at all. We missed you. Hope you missed us too.

    Episode 104: "Ibadan Man vs Alcohol, Alcohol Wins"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 45:40


    Ladies and Gentlemen, in the Blue Corner we have the Ibadan Stallion and in the Red Corner, we have a Bottle of Whiskey. Listen very closely to this episode of Submarine and A Roach and try count how many swigs of the bottle you hear while you listen to Tmt and Koj: - Catch up on their weekends - Future podcasting projects - Comedy - TMT's latest single - and Liam Neeson lmao

    Episode 103: "I Love Stealing Lighters" ft @niyiokeowo

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 114:25


    New episode alert.!!!!

    Episode 102: "Elon Musk - African Giant or AG Baby for Short"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 67:42


    Submarine and A Roach babyy! It's late but like it's still Tuesday in North America. Listen to Mayowa & KOJ get into: - TMT's suspension from the podcast - Elon Musk buying Twitter - Jack Dorsey having two jobs like he founded Flutterwave - Having $46 Billion - Nigeria's Presidential Elections, and - Having friends that are opps

    Easter Bonus: "F R I E N D S"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 51:20


    Easter Break but we couldn't leave you guys hanging. The content a couple weeks old but the jokes are fresh af! Tap in and listen to us discuss: - Rema's "I only make music with my friends" video - Rema being the hardest artist out of naij right now - Verifying your Lagos street credibility - Asake ft Burna

    Episode 101: "That VS #eChoke" ft @TeezeeDRB

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 121:12


    Episode 101 - Introduction To Episodes (Jk jk!) We have Teezee in the house and we get into a yaaaarrrnnnzzzzz: - Viagra - Dick Waffles - Dick Measurements - Real Housewives of Lagos - Fatherhood - The Grammy's - Will Smith's Oscar Ban & KOJ has a TON of questions for the guest! Tap IN!

    Episode 100: "For Your Consideration" ft @tosanwilts

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 76:32


    On the 100th Episode of the Podcast, we're joined by Tosan Wilts, a long time friend of the pod and radio personality. He helps the team achieve GOAT status as they discuss 1. Nigeria in the world cup 2. Run ins with Lagos drivers 3. The Grammys and a bunch of other random things! Enjoy!

    Episode 99: "TmtIsFresh? Haven't Heard That Name In Years"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 68:05


    I say episode 98 a bunch but it's actually 99. On this episode, we get into: - Loiter Squad - Music Listening Habits - Educating Yourself Outside of Books - Will Smith and Chris Rock - Marriage and Being 30+ Get into it... yuh!

    Episode 98: "Emperor's New Bros"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 65:23


    Episode 98 ya bish! Enjoy

    Episode 97 "No, Not This One"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 57:20


    This is not the Santi episode but it's close. On this episode, it's just Tmt & Koj cos logistics ya feel me? On Ep97 this episode: - Coming of age - World War 3 - Deleting things from past relationships - Lots of innuendos - TWO Uber sex twitter threads (just listen mahn, there's more stuff I can't remember)

    Episode 96: "Don't let Yasmin design the Submaroach Tats"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 82:37


    Hey pals! In this therapy session the trio discuss: - Kanye - Davido - Getting tattoos - Vices - Getting fits off

    Episode 95: "This Is 93's Best On Your 95th Episode" (ft. @freshldrb)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 96:29


    Better late than never but like! This is as chaotic as it gets, as usual, we get into bare tings! We get into: - World War 3 (Who wants to know what JA RULE?) - All the things Fresh put the game on - Fresh's PA search - Fresh's lyrics - DRB - And THAT famous tweet. But like more still!

    Episode 95: "This is 93's Best on Your 95th Episode" (ft. @FreshLDRB) [Trailer]

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 5:56


    This is a trailer for Episode 95 featuring Fresh L.

    Hater Of The Year ft EmmaJ

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 3:13


    No episode this week but we couldn't leave you without a lil sumn sumn. This one is for the haters!

    Episode 94 "Make Nollywood Actresses Sing Again (MAGA)"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 78:09


    It's late but on my COUNTRY(cos this ain't got shit to do with my momma) this shit is worth every second you spent drooling over it. We kick things off with a special number to set the pace for an eventful episode 94, where we discuss: - Adesua Etomi's new song and video - Age Shaming - Tmt's Moustache - Mayowa's many many Sunday visitor - What it meant to be bad in Secondary School Mahn, this is only 20 minutes and honestly, I'm tired of typing, listen tho! Shit slaps like mo'fucka!

    Episode 93: "Mayowa is the only person that has caught Ire Balogun"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 68:04


    Mayowa, Koj and TMT discuss 1. Reno Omokiri 2. Door 2 door sales 3. The "talk" 4. Tiktok for kids 5. Scammers

    Episode 92: "God Proposes, Man Disposes"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 97:38


    There are 2 peculiar phrases on this episode "Spectacular Privilege" & "Genitalia Gerrymandering". Besides this mastery of the English language, we get into gospel music, politics, foreign diplomacy and preeing IG baddies.

    Episode 91: "Sunday Morning, Collecting BJ In Osapa London"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 73:02


    S/o 2 all the real fuckers worldwide. Submarine and a Roach episode 91 is one for the books, we start off talking celebrity rights with Martin Luther Kanye and reimagine HipHop as standup comedy. We examine our parents' worldviews vs ours, get into some big pharma propaganda, and dissect International Relations through the lens of Pan Africanism (lmao. Stop playing, we didn't do that!). Oh and there's some butt stuff!

    Episode 90: "I Was Chased By A Mad Woman In Lekki" (ft. @abbaTmakama)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 86:38


    Ladies and Gentlemen, this week we're joined by filmmaker Abba Makama and we get into: - Mummy G.O - Nollywood - Juju - Hot Sauce and there's mad Submaroach randomness.

    Episode 89: "Mayowa & Google Vs TMT & Dry Gin"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 65:07


    This Episode is dedicated to everyone we do the poddy for. As usual, it's a rollercoaster of a conversation but we get somewhere eventually.

    Episode 88: "I Don't Plan On Being Better This Year"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 113:59


    Welcome to 2022! Ain't shit changed but we're here and we're happy to be back podding. On this episode, the guys discuss: - The Nigeria-Ghana music industries - A lack of consequences for bad behavior - COVID Mandates and a lot of other random yarns. Also, Koj might have had some sort of meltdown?

    Episode 87: "Crackercature" (ft. @tabithapls)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 83:26


    KOJ and TMT and joined by Tabi who helps them come to terms with certain realities

    Episode 86: "Kidnappings > Children Sleeping" (ft. @SGaWD01 & @LeMav_)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 129:32


    On this episode, Tmt and Koj are joined by SWAGD and LeMav, and the 4 of them run riot. Get into it!

    Episode 85: "Get A Nice Job, Marry A Good Wife And Raise Some Boring Kids" ft. (@jessjessfinesse)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2021 96:59


    On this episode, we're joined by the coolest babe in Lagos. We discuss being a creative in Lagos, Davido's guap, friendships, and a whole lot more!! Tap In!! Live show tickets: tix.africa/sroach

    Episode 84: "Abacha? It's Giving Snow White" (ft. @CruisingOutwest)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 100:48


    This episode is a continuation of our crossover with Cruising Outwest. We discuss lots of music, pop culture and enjoy hearty laughs!

    Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 75:07


    Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino) by Submarine And A Roach

    Episode 82: "Yoruba Men! They Cum Fast, They Run Fast"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2021 98:15


    If you read this bio, tweet "They Run Fast and They Come Fast #Submaroach!"

    Episode 81: "Women get the ick......and stay" ft @adhnok

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2021 97:32


    Your favourite boys are joined by two other boys as they discuss and breakdown Nigerian pop culture sensibilities

    Episode 80: "The Devil is a Virgin" ft @chinasa_anukam

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 106:16


    Easily one of the funniest episodes in Nigerian podcasting history. The lads are joined by Comedian and Super Creative Chinasa who brings "chaotic-balance" to our very crazy ship. We discuss comedy, Nollywood, parents and grandparents, and the patriarchy.

    Episode 79: "Everyone's Maid Was A Witch in The 90s"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 68:17


    You know how it goes already! Just some cute niggas keeping it cute discussing all things pop culture. We talk, Tiwa Savage, Sexual Deviancy, Hating Injections, and a whole lot more! Tune in!

    Episode 78: “Citrus Burst”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 67:02


    Episode 78: “Citrus Burst” by Submarine And A Roach

    Episode 77: "DJ Cuppy vs Jesus Christ"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 97:46


    The funniest Nigerians on the internet are back again with another week of (you guessed it)... BANTER! On this episode we discuss: - Horny Dudes - House Parties - Religion - DJ Cuppy - The Nigerian Government... And a whole lot more!! Get into it (yuh!!) Don't forget to use the hashtag #Subamroach across socials.

    Episode 76: "BBL vs LLB"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2021 75:23


    KOJ and TMT discuss what they've been up to and who they're down for.

    Episode 75: "I'm going to Sexplode"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 82:10


    The boys talk music, love, sex and.........sigh.....Ice Prince?

    Episode 74: "Return of The DIrector of Cums"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 76:24


    Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? Guess whose back? GoFundMe link: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-tayo-beat-medullary-thyroid-cancer?utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

    Episode 73: "The TMT Show"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 65:57


    Episode 73: "The TMT Show" by Submarine And A Roach

    Episode 72: "Sister Slayer"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2021 64:17


    On this episode the guys go down memory lane, discussing iconic Nigerian ads from their childhood. Other topics include: - The Tiffany Diamond - Getting Nervous Around Pretty Women - Incest... lmao Enjoy!

    Episode 71: "Why You Being WEIRD To Me????"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 68:20


    Kidnappers and Misyarners, welcome to the podcast to end all podcasts!

    Episode 70: "Only Wildlings Live After Lekki Phase 1"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2021 63:51


    2 sexy niggas just talking that sexy talk!

    Episode 69: "Meat Talk"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 82:06


    Episode 69: "Meat Talk" by Submarine And A Roach

    Episode 68: "Who TF calls Rema Godzilla?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 78:29


    Episode 67: "Who is in the Garden?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2021 69:09


    Drunk stories, star signs, and KSA in the garden.

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