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Latest podcast episodes about koj

SBS Hmong - SBS Hmong
Would you consider nominating someone for an Order of Australia? - Koj puas xav teev ib tug twg npe seb puas tau cov khoom plig Order of Australia?

SBS Hmong - SBS Hmong

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 18:34


Do you know someone who makes an extraordinary impact in the community? It could be a person from any background or field of endeavour. You can help celebrate their achievements by nominating them for an Order of Australia. The more we recognise extraordinary members within our communities, the more Australia's true diversity is reflected in the Australian honours list. - Koj puas paub ib tug twg uas tau ua ib yam dab tsi uas tau txais txiaj ntsim zoo rau tej zejzog? Tus neeg ntawd yog ib tug twg ntawm tej zejzog los yog ib tug uas ua tau ib yam dab tsi zoo. Koj muaj peev xwm pab lawv ua kev zoo siab rau tej lawv tau ua tiav li teev lawv npe seb puas tau cov koom plig Order of Australia. Yog peb lees paub tej tub koom siab uas ua tau tej yam zoo rau peb tej zejzog ntau npaum li cas, ces peb kuj yuav pab kom muaj cov kev sawv cev rau cov kev raug lees paub tej neeg Australia ntau tsav neeg sib txawv npaum li ntawd ntawm Australia no ntxiv.

SBS Hmong - SBS Hmong
Hmoob tej lus tawm tswv yim txog cov kev xaiv nom xyoo 2025

SBS Hmong - SBS Hmong

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2025 4:15


Koj puas tau npaj siab tias yuav xaiv pab nom twg rau cov kev xaiv tsa tsoom fwv teb chaws Australia xyoo 2025 no? Ntxiv no yog 2 tug tub koom siab Hmoob ntawm Brisbane tawm tswv yim tias vim li cas nkawv thiaj yuav xaiv ib pab nom twg?

ZOE Science & Nutrition
Matcha, coffee and green tea: which is healthiest? with Prof. Tim Spector and Chef Andrew Kojima

ZOE Science & Nutrition

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 54:01


Is matcha the ultimate coffee alternative, or just another wellness fad? In this episode, Andrew Kojima - aka Chef Koj - an expert in Japanese cuisine, and Professor Tim Spector, a world-leading scientist in nutrition and gut health, explore whether matcha is truly a healthier choice than coffee.  Chef Koj explains the rich history behind matcha, its role in Japanese culture, and why it has become a global wellness trend. Tim breaks down the latest science on matcha's impact on metabolism, brain function, and gut health, comparing its effects to those of coffee. For listeners curious about incorporating matcha into their daily routine, this episode includes a practical guide on how to prepare matcha properly. Koj demonstrates the traditional method of whisking matcha and shares tips on avoiding common mistakes. For those new to matcha, he also explains how to make a simple and delicious matcha latte for beginners.  The episode concludes with a tasting of Koj's matcha custard dessert, showing how matcha's umami-rich flavor can be used in unexpected ways. Could matcha actually help curb sugar cravings and build a taste for more complex flavors? 

Gadki wiejskiego proboszcza
V Niedziela Wielkiego Postu - 6 kwietnia 2025

Gadki wiejskiego proboszcza

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2025 19:17


Kojące spojrzenie Chrystusa i słowa przebaczenia, których doświadczyła kobieta cudzołożna, odkrywają przed nami najgłębszy sens Wielkiego Postu. Pan Bóg pragnie nam okazać swoje miłosierdzie i darować nowe życie w Jezusie Chrystusie. Trzeba nam jednak zwrócić wzrok ku swojemu wnętrzu i zamiast szukać zła poza sobą, zmierzyć się z tym co w nas. Lęk przed uznaniem własnej słabości i chęć obrony za wszelką cenę iluzji naszej bezgrzeszności pchają nas niejednokrotnie do chwycenia za kamień. Tym, co powoduje tragedie jest zawsze pierwszy kamień: podejrzenia, plotki… Potem nadciąga grad. Czy potrafię jako pierwszy odejść od miejsc, gdzie w ten sposób kogoś się kamienuje, zwłaszcza za jego plecami? Jak miłość Boga uwolniła Cię z niewoli grzechu?

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 230: "Remi Tinubu is Either Hillary Clinton or Bob Risky"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2025 83:14


Welcome to another chaotic chapter of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt and Koj—your favorite agents of unserious national commentary.This week's episode kicks off with a Mother's Day tribute to none other than the Mother of the Nation, Remi Tinubu. The boys officially crown her Remy Ma, and obviously, this leads straight to a breakdown of the music video for Fat Joe's “Lean Back.” Koj argues that Remy Ma had insane privilege because let's be real—Ciara wouldn't have survived that scene.From there, the conversation shifts to Remi Tinubu's recent visit to a nursing school, the cheeky reception she got from the students, and the queries that followed. Koj shares a similar memory from high school, where students clapped a guest off the stage—giving Tmt the idea for his next hit TV series: “The Clap,” because, as he reminds us, “Na from clap dance dey start.”And somehow—because this is Submarine and A Roach—this spirals into a conversation about wacking off. (Don't ask. Just listen.)Tmt calls Koj a piece of shit (as is tradition), then tells a story about his girlfriend being mistaken for a Marlian. Tmt also poses a true philosophical banger:“What clapped first—hands or cheeks?” A debate only ChatGPT can settle. The episode swerves again into a conversation about Canada's insane water reserves, the potential for U.S. annexation, and eventually lands on Nigeria's tribal complexity.Packed with hot takes, deep cuts, historical spirals, and unfiltered banter, this episode is everything you've come to love from Submarine and A Roach. Tune in on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever else you get your audio chaos..

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 229: "He Without Sin Cast The First Egg"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 115:54


In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj explore the nuances of perception and intent in daily interactions. They delve into how individuals' actions are often misinterpreted as boastful or offensive, when, in reality, they're simply narrating their experiences. The conversation emphasizes the importance of understanding that not every personal story is a flex aimed at others; sometimes, people merely share their lives without ulterior motives. Join Tmt and Koj as they navigate these perspectives with their signature humor and insightful commentary.

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 228: "Lagos 2 Crazy" ft. @uaxseyi

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 72:47


Episode 228: "Lagos 2 Crazy"In this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the exceptionally talented Ua.x—a singer, songwriter, performer, dancer, producer, director, filmmaker, and one of Nigeria's top location scouts.The episode kicks off with a discussion on mental health, framed as a transactional process where individuals accumulate "mental health points" on good days to utilize during challenging times.Koj presents his "Premise of the Week," asserting that religion is inherently transactional and expressing fatigue over the pretense that it isn't. This leads to a conversation about how many perceive God's existence through answered prayers or explicit denials, noting that the silence accompanying unanswered prayers can challenge one's faith. Koj humorously mentions wishing he had witnessed King Belshazzar's feast, where a divine hand appeared, as such an event would have solidified his faith unequivocally.The discussion naturally transitions to the scorching Lagos heat, humorously likened to hell. Tmt shares an anecdote about narrowly avoiding an accident, only to realize he had swerved to miss a Rolls Royce, prompting immediate regret.The hosts then delve into a captivating conversation with the recently married Ua.x, who recently released a video for his single "Lagos2Crazy." Ua.x recounts how the song came to him during a serene walk in Abuja amidst the pandemic, contrasting with Lagos's typical chaos. He also directed Burna Boy's latest music video for "Update," leading to a discussion about his journey in the Nigerian music industry.Koj and Ua.x reminisce about their university days, recalling their early music collaborations. Koj fondly remembers providing Ua.x with a pirated version of Final Cut Pro just before Ua.x ventured into video production—a journey that has now led him to direct a video for Koj's personal G.O.A.T.Ua.x candidly discusses his directorial journey, acknowledging the on-the-job learning curve and the humble beginnings of his initial productions. Musically, he credits Styl-Plus for inspiring his desire to create music and P-Square's "Game Over" album for fueling his passion for dynamic performances.Tmt shares his experience attending a St. Patrick's Day celebration in Lagos, sparking a conversation about the similarities between the Nigerian, Irish, and Ivorian flags. This leads to a humorous debate about alcohol preferences, with Koj revealing his aversion to BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, and People of Color) liquors in favor of white liquors, prompting Tmt to quip, "He don't want no D.E.I. in his D.U.I."The trio explores what differentiates those who achieve significant success from equally talented peers, referencing Anthony Mackie's recent discussion about the pivotal role of being "hand-selected" in an artist's breakthrough.Koj reflects on the humbling experience of his best joke falling flat for the first time, and Ua.x concludes the episode by listing famous music videos he has directed for renowned artists.Tune in to this episode filled with insightful discussions, personal anecdotes, and the signature humor that defines Submarine and A Roach. Don't forget to check out Ua.x's latest album, "Love and Hustle": https://open.spotify.com/album/28UnTAsmLHRV708ogPuL4D

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 227: "My Father Christmas is a White Man, Not a Black Man" ft. Oyinkan Dada

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 100:20


On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast and Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosts Tmt and Koj are joined by the multifaceted Oyinkan Dada for a lively conversation that traverses fitness, content creation, art, and cultural perceptions. The trio delves into the evolution of influencer culture on Instagram in 2025, highlighting the shift from consumerism to authentic storytelling. Oyinkan shares how her passion for art was ignited by her interest in African and Black history, leading to a discussion on the importance of genuine narratives in connecting with audiences.​Tmt poses a thought-provoking question about the imagery of God, sparking a conversation on cultural conditioning and personal beliefs. In celebration of Women's Month and International Women's Day, the hosts spotlight funny Nigerian women, acknowledging their contributions to the HaHa's on Obasanjo's internet. The episode concludes with an exploration of the enigmatic Ghanaian artist Okuntakinte, debating whether his controversial actions are a scam or a social experiment.​Tune in for an episode filled with insightful discussions, humor, and cultural reflections, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and other streaming platforms.

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 226: "Parents Can Try Their Best and the Cake Can Still Taste Like Semo"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2025 84:17


This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest and #1 comedy podcast, Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj dive deep into friendship, self-awareness, and the art of not being a fool in "Parents Can Try Their Best and the Cake Can Still Taste Like Semo."The guys break down a hard truth—the key to being the ultimate friend is “getting over cringe.” But in between all that wisdom, they also get into discipline, making time for things (and people) that matter, and why prioritizing friendships is a skill, not just a feeling.Tmt and Mayowa share hilarious stories about (not) making time in romantic relationships, leading to Tmt boldly comparing himself to cocaine—because of course he does. This naturally spirals into one of the greatest "Last to Marry is a Fool" jokes ever delivered—possibly in the history of mankind.The conversation shifts to performative people, performative friendships, and the reality that personal branding is just knowing yourself. But knowing yourself isn't just a social climbing move—it's also how you figure out what you value in friendships, how you want to show up for others, and how you want to be shown up for.And if that all sounds too deep, don't worry—there's also an important lesson for men everywhere: you should only cry between 11 PM and 1 AM when everyone else is asleep.Oh, and Koj almost gets scammed three times in one week. Because balance.As always, it's unfiltered, hilarious, and packed with life lessons you didn't know you needed. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 225: "I REALLY MEAN IT!" ft Korede

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2025 145:18


On this packed episode of Submaroach, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by the incredibly talented writer Korede as they dive into a wild mix of pop culture, Lagos life, and creative expression.Topics include:

SBS Hmong - SBS Hmong
Cultural burning: using fire to protect from fire and revive Country - Siv tej kev cai hlawv nyom pov puag thiab pab lub teb chaws

SBS Hmong - SBS Hmong

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 17:13


Did you know that Indigenous Australians have been using fire to care for the land for tens of thousands of years? Evidence show that cultural burning practices not only help reduces the intensity and frequency of wildfires but also plays a vital role in maintaining healthy ecosystems. Experts share insights on the latest evidence behind this ancient practice. - Koj puas paub tias neeg txum tim Australia yeej tua siv hluav taws los tswj lub teb chaws Ausralia los tau ntau txheeb xyoo? Yeej muaj pov thawj qhia tias tej kab lis kev cai hlawv nyom no tsis yog tias pab kom hav zoov tsis txhob kub hnyiab muaj ceem xwb tab sis kuj tseem yog ib feem tseem ceeb pab tau tej ecosystem thiab. Tej kws paub zoo txog tej no thiaj tawm tswv yim txog tej pov thawj tshiab txog tej kev cai qub qub no tias yog li cas tiag.

New Books Network
Trevor Wilson, "Alexandre Kojève and the Specters of Russian Philosophy" (Northwestern UP, 2024)

New Books Network

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 47:01


In this episode, Alisa interviews Dr. Trevor Wilson about his new book, Alexandre Kojève and the Specters of Russian Philosophy (Northwestern University Press, 2024). Their conversation delves into the intellectual currents of interwar Europe, placing the enigmatic figure of Alexandre Kojève into this unique cultural landscape. The conversation touches on how key philosophical concepts shift in translation, the influence of émigré culture, and the broader currents of Russian philosophy, including the philosophy of Sophia and Kojève's vision of the "end of history." Dr. Wilson also reflects on the challenges of translating philosophical texts written in multiple languages (and Kojève's notoriously illegible Russian handwriting). Beyond philosophy, the conversation explores writing routines and the often-overlooked infrastructures that make academic work possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Support our show by becoming a premium member! https://newbooksnetwork.supportingcast.fm/new-books-network

New Books in Russian and Eurasian Studies
Trevor Wilson, "Alexandre Kojève and the Specters of Russian Philosophy" (Northwestern UP, 2024)

New Books in Russian and Eurasian Studies

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 47:01


In this episode, Alisa interviews Dr. Trevor Wilson about his new book, Alexandre Kojève and the Specters of Russian Philosophy (Northwestern University Press, 2024). Their conversation delves into the intellectual currents of interwar Europe, placing the enigmatic figure of Alexandre Kojève into this unique cultural landscape. The conversation touches on how key philosophical concepts shift in translation, the influence of émigré culture, and the broader currents of Russian philosophy, including the philosophy of Sophia and Kojève's vision of the "end of history." Dr. Wilson also reflects on the challenges of translating philosophical texts written in multiple languages (and Kojève's notoriously illegible Russian handwriting). Beyond philosophy, the conversation explores writing routines and the often-overlooked infrastructures that make academic work possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Support our show by becoming a premium member! https://newbooksnetwork.supportingcast.fm/russian-studies

New Books in Intellectual History
Trevor Wilson, "Alexandre Kojève and the Specters of Russian Philosophy" (Northwestern UP, 2024)

New Books in Intellectual History

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 47:01


In this episode, Alisa interviews Dr. Trevor Wilson about his new book, Alexandre Kojève and the Specters of Russian Philosophy (Northwestern University Press, 2024). Their conversation delves into the intellectual currents of interwar Europe, placing the enigmatic figure of Alexandre Kojève into this unique cultural landscape. The conversation touches on how key philosophical concepts shift in translation, the influence of émigré culture, and the broader currents of Russian philosophy, including the philosophy of Sophia and Kojève's vision of the "end of history." Dr. Wilson also reflects on the challenges of translating philosophical texts written in multiple languages (and Kojève's notoriously illegible Russian handwriting). Beyond philosophy, the conversation explores writing routines and the often-overlooked infrastructures that make academic work possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Support our show by becoming a premium member! https://newbooksnetwork.supportingcast.fm/intellectual-history

New Books in European Studies
Trevor Wilson, "Alexandre Kojève and the Specters of Russian Philosophy" (Northwestern UP, 2024)

New Books in European Studies

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 47:01


In this episode, Alisa interviews Dr. Trevor Wilson about his new book, Alexandre Kojève and the Specters of Russian Philosophy (Northwestern University Press, 2024). Their conversation delves into the intellectual currents of interwar Europe, placing the enigmatic figure of Alexandre Kojève into this unique cultural landscape. The conversation touches on how key philosophical concepts shift in translation, the influence of émigré culture, and the broader currents of Russian philosophy, including the philosophy of Sophia and Kojève's vision of the "end of history." Dr. Wilson also reflects on the challenges of translating philosophical texts written in multiple languages (and Kojève's notoriously illegible Russian handwriting). Beyond philosophy, the conversation explores writing routines and the often-overlooked infrastructures that make academic work possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Support our show by becoming a premium member! https://newbooksnetwork.supportingcast.fm/european-studies

New Books in French Studies
Trevor Wilson, "Alexandre Kojève and the Specters of Russian Philosophy" (Northwestern UP, 2024)

New Books in French Studies

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025 47:01


In this episode, Alisa interviews Dr. Trevor Wilson about his new book, Alexandre Kojève and the Specters of Russian Philosophy (Northwestern University Press, 2024). Their conversation delves into the intellectual currents of interwar Europe, placing the enigmatic figure of Alexandre Kojève into this unique cultural landscape. The conversation touches on how key philosophical concepts shift in translation, the influence of émigré culture, and the broader currents of Russian philosophy, including the philosophy of Sophia and Kojève's vision of the "end of history." Dr. Wilson also reflects on the challenges of translating philosophical texts written in multiple languages (and Kojève's notoriously illegible Russian handwriting). Beyond philosophy, the conversation explores writing routines and the often-overlooked infrastructures that make academic work possible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Support our show by becoming a premium member! https://newbooksnetwork.supportingcast.fm/french-studies

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 223: "TMT's Dream Wedding is in Columbia"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 58:08


On this episode ofSubmaroach, TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a hilarious mix of politics, pop culture, and TMT's latest TikTok ambitions. Expect wild takes, deep-cut references, and plenty of laughs.Performative Politics vs. The Real Deal – The boys break down the difference between politicians who just put on a show and those who actually stand for something.TMT as a TikToker (With a Small Bum?) – The internet is calling, and TMT might just answer. But is he TikTok-ready?TMT's Dream Wedding – From the guest list to the color scheme, TMT lays out his vision for the ultimate wedding. Spoiler: It's probably not what you expect.Jim Iyke & Uche Jombo in a 4-Hour Hollywood Epic – TMT has been watching an unnecessarily long film, and he describes the first three hours in absurd detail.The Impact of Kendrick Lamar's “Not Like Us” – The song shook up hip-hop, but how deep does its impact go? The boys break it down.A Lot of Colombia Talk – There are plenty of references to Colombia, its president, and… its third-largest export. (We'll let you figure that one out.)It's another classicSubmaroach episode filled with deep dives, unfiltered jokes, and chaotic storytelling. Share, Listen, laugh, and don't forget to subscribe!

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 222: "Assassination......Modupe!"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 96:32


Submaroach Episode 222: Koj's Engaged, Military Tech, and Fixing Nigeria After a weekend of partying Submaroach hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a mix of personal news, political insights, and their usual hilarious takes on life. You don't want to miss this one! Koj is Engaged! Big news—our very own Koj is officially off the market! The boys celebrate the engagement and share some laughs about love, weddings, and everything in between. Show him some love! WAF x Israel Adesanya Collab? TMT imagines how a collaboration between Nigerian skateboard brand WAF and UFC star Israel Adesanya could save Israel's career. Nigerian Military Coups & Tech Issues: TMT draws unexpected connections between Nigeria's military coups in the 80s and today's tech problems—yes, it's as wild as it sounds. Fixing Nigeria: The boys put on their problem-solving hats and discuss (probably impractical) ways to fix Nigeria's many challenges. Expect hot takes and hilarious suggestions. Churches & Money: They dive into the fragile and often controversial relationship between churches and money in Nigeria. Grammy Stuff, Trump Stuff: Some Grammy gossip, some Trump antics—it's all on the table. Koj's Court Marriage: Koj shares his experience getting legally hitched, with plenty of funny stories and insights. Pet Peeves & Bad Habits: From personal annoyances to bad habits they can't seem to shake, the boys let loose on what grinds their gears. Ending on a Nigerian Music High Note: Mayowa is something else. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 222 for laughs, life updates, and some seriously strange conversations. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review!

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 221: "Opeyemi Famakin vs David Hundeyin and Joey Akan vs The Alté-Right"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2025 105:05


Get ready for another chaotic and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest and #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj. In Episode 221: "Opeyemi Famakin vs David Hundeyin and Joey Akan vs The Alté-Right," the guys dive into everything from Yoruba culture to Twitter beefs and Lagos drama. The episode starts with Tmt confessing he wore the same outfit to a wedding on Saturday and a funeral on Sunday. This sparks a deep dive into Yoruba traditional attire, with the guys debating why the classic styles outshine modern interpretations. Mayowa takes us on a journey through the All Saints Church Yaba vs St. Jude's beef, before things heat up with a breakdown of the much-discussed feud between David Hundeyin and Opeyemi Famakin. Tmt recounts his run-ins with the FRSC and the Police, sharing the chaos and humor in his recent encounters. Meanwhile, the guest offers insight into the Nigerian comedy scene and what it's like dating as a comedian in Lagos—leading to a roasting session about Tmt's love life as he dramatically declares, “I'm serious now!” The guys also explore the idea of rebranding Submarine and A Roach as Nigeria's Joe Rogan podcast, which somehow ends with the roasting of Peter Obi and a hilarious reading of a Dele Momodu diss from Twitter. They shift gears to discuss dating Ibadan women, the Trevor Noah joke theft allegations and the eternal debate of marriages vs. being single—with Tmt hilariously coining the term “the punishment for being single is how expensive life is.” The conversation gets spicy with Joey Akan vs the Alté community, as Tmt unveils his concept of the Alté-Right and rallies his imaginary army. The guys unpack why Nigerians root for winners, how the Alté scene scaled despite critics, and whether people are too quick to dismiss the gray areas in debates. From Tech Cabal's coverage of bad news to casting for “Children of Blood and Bone”, Nollywood, custom pillows as Nigerian heritage, and the Mainland vs Island divide, this episode is packed with insights, laughs, and plenty of roasting. The guys wrap it all up with a discussion about the fire at Bogobiri, their experiences watching comedy there, and an imaginary world where Dr. Umar becomes the President of the United States. It's unfiltered, chaotic, and absolutely hilarious—everything you expect from Submarine and A Roach! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 220: "DOUBLEgängers - What MLK Jr. and Donald Trump have in Common"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2025 64:36


Join the funniest men in Nigeria Tmt and Koj for another wild ride on Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach! In Episode 220: "DOUBLEgänger," the duo tackles everything from existential shoe debates to Trump-era meme coins with their signature mix of humor and sharp takes. This week, the guys dive into: Do 5'7" men actually exist? And if they do, how threatening can they really be? Skin tone semantics: The differences between how African Americans and Nigerians describe skin tones. HipHop origins: Tmt shares his journey of falling in love with rap and the art of lyricism. Music and memory: Koj draws parallels to an interview show he's developing, where guests walk down memory lane with a playlist of their favorite songs. Observing as a lifestyle: Koj confesses he's spent a lifetime enjoying watching people do things instead of participating. Trends, crocs, and shoe mandates: Tmt rants about his hatred of trends, his admiration for people who don't care, and his disdain for Crocs—leading to a debate about the one pair of shoes everyone should own. Trump and MLK Day: The irony of Trump being inaugurated on MLK Day and why they'd probably get along because of their shared “interests.” Trump and Melania meme coins: Yes, it's a thing—and the guys have thoughts. The true way to make money: Tmt drops some unconventional wisdom. Nigeria's underground economy: A dive into selling drugs and running illegal businesses in Nigeria. Drake vs. UMG lawsuit: The episode wraps up with a breakdown of the latest in this legal drama. Packed with laughs, chaos, and sharp commentary, Submarine and A Roach delivers another unforgettable episode. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Acid Horizon
'Evil : A Study of Lost Techniques' with Jason Bahbak Mohaghegh

Acid Horizon

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 87:25


Have you read 'Omnicide' yet?Join us for 'Libidinal Lunch'!"Evil is an infinitely complex set of micro-techniques somehow lost in time—that is, subtle inflections of possibility and obscure typologies of influence that once reached across every divide." Jason joins Will, Adam, and Craig for another plunge down the rabbit hole to discuss images of darkness and an inventory of evils in their utter specificity. This discussion contains mentions of the work of Nietzsche, Kojève, Deleuze, Bataille, and Foucault.'Evil: A Study of Lost Techniques' by Jason Bahbak Mohaghegh is forthcoming from Scarlett Press. Support the showSupport the podcast:https://www.acidhorizonpodcast.com/Linktree: https://linktr.ee/acidhorizonAcid Horizon on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/acidhorizonpodcastJoin The Schizoanalysis Project: https://discord.gg/4WtaXG3QxnSubscribe to us on your favorite podcast: https://pod.link/1512615438Merch: http://www.crit-drip.comSubscribe to us on your favorite podcast: https://pod.link/1512615438 LEPHT HAND: https://www.patreon.com/LEPHTHANDHappy Hour at Hippel's (Adam's blog): https://happyhourathippels.wordpress.com​Revolting Bodies (Will's Blog): https://revoltingbodies.com​Split Infinities (Craig's Substack): https://splitinfinities.substack.com/​Music: https://sereptie.bandcamp.com/ and https://thecominginsurrection.bandcamp.com/

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2025 69:38


Kick off the New Year with Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on Nigeria's funniest podcast and the #1 comedy podcast, Submarine and A Roach! In Episode 219: "2025 is The Year of Vengeance", the trio dives into resolutions, reflections, and some chaos. This week, the guys tackle: Tmt as a boss: Strict, but also channeling Aaron Pierre's Mufasa energy. New Year's Resolutions: Tmt declares 2025 the year of revenge after being wronged in the final days of 2024. Koj resolves to write one joke weekly and perform at shows that are not run by his friends. iFitness gyms: Tmt ranks the best and worst gyms he's experienced, with no punches pulled. Skepta's legacy: Mayowa crowns Skepta as Afrobeats' biggest ambassador and breaks down his impact across the Nigerian music industry. FreshL's barbershop saga: A hilarious legal analysis courtesy of Mayowa and Tmt's law degrees. Highs and lows of 2024: The guys reflect on the moments that defined their year. As always, it's packed with laughs, sharp commentary, and the kind of banter that keeps Submarine and A Roach at the top of Nigeria's podcast scene. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life for Us"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 76:20


Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another unfiltered and laugh-out-loud episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 218: "It's a Badenoch Life For Us", the guys unpack everything from personal quirks to global headlines with their signature wit and banter. This week, they kick things off by sharing the pettiest reasons they've ended things with someone—think weird voices, questionable reactions to recreational drugs, and impromptu photography. Next, they catch up on life: Tmt recounts his latest traffic adventures in Lagos (you already know it's chaos). Mayowa shares how he's been living his best cultured life, including attending the S16 film. The trio dives into Nollywood, brainstorming what an Oscar-winning Nigerian movie could look like. Spoiler: It's a movie about a party.. Finally, they wrap up with takes on: Shettima vs. Kemi Badenoch: A battle of political personalities. The shocking story of the UnitedHealthcare CEO's assassination. Packed with humor, chaos, and sharp commentary, this episode has everything you didn't know you needed. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

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Episode 217: "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals #B-Hag"

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Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 83:28


Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for Episode 217 of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, as they uncover why "Joe Biden is #DaddyGoals." The episode kicks off with Mayowa sharing his experience at Craving Cottage catching Fulham vs Arsenal. Koj then takes a playful jab at other Nigerian podcasters, daring them to showcase their own valedictorians, as they celebrate Oluwatomilola Adeniran, PAU's best-graduating student and proud member of The Marine Kingdom. Next, the guys get into the SPAC Nation's Pastor Tobi Adegboyega (who for SEO reasons I might add is John Boyega's cousin), potentially getting deported from the U.K., and they also discuss Harvester's Pastor Bolaji Idowu, recently fingered in EFCC case (red card). This naturally spirals into a discussion about pastors, their "drip," and their spin-offs. Keeping things holy, they float the idea of turning Submarine and A Roach into a religious podcast, inspired by Spotify Wrapped data showing an explosion in religious and motivational podcasts among Nigeria's top 10. Is this a sign of the agbado? It's another episode filled with sharp commentary, laughs, and the kind of chaotic banter that only Submarine and A Roach can deliver. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts!

Słuchowisko. Pogadajmy o życiu
6 grudnia CASTMAS 2024

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Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2024 39:05


Do 8 grudnia w oficjalnym sklepie na Allegro możecie kupić pastylki Isla z 15% rabatem! Podmiot prowadzący reklamę: Salveo Poland Sp. z o.o. Producent: Engelhard Arzneimittel GmbH & Co. KG Isla medic acute/isla medic voice łagodzi najczęściej spotykane dolegliwości związane z przeziębieniem i podrażnieniem gardła (drapanie, chrypka), łagodzi podrażnienia strun głosowych i chroni błonę śluzową jamy ustnej. Pastylki isla® cassis z aktywnym wyciągiem z porostu islandzkiego pomagają łagodzić objawy chrypki i podrażnionego gardła. isla® tworzy powłokę osłaniającą błonę śluzową jamy ustnej i gardła, zapewniając jej ochronę. Kojące działanie isla® pomaga przywrócić równowagę podrażnionej błonie śluzowej. ISL/DIG/2024/29 Dołącz do grupy na Facebooku: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.facebook.com/groups/1029577321528469 Historie przesyłaj na adres: castmas.castmas małpa gmail.com Weź udział w Castmasowej Wigilii Online: https://fb.me/1Kshrj9q8isDrPI

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Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!"

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Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 75:25


Join Mayowa, Tmt, and Koj for another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 216: "Okra is SEXY!", the trio dives into pop culture, Nigerian cuisine, and nostalgic moments, serving up sharp commentary and laugh-out-loud insights. This week, they cover: Christians remixing secular songs: The unexpected and often hilarious gospel takes on popular hits. Sexy Nigerian foods: Can anything rival pasta in Western pop culture? COVID lockdown nostalgia: Reflecting on the wild social media challenges that kept us entertained and baffled. Parents taking credit for your milestones: The classic Nigerian parent flex when you achieve something big. Trump's cabinet nominees: A surprising segue into WWE storylines and the McMahon family's obsession with them. Jerry Springer and reality TV: Childhood introductions to the chaos of daytime television and how it shaped reality TV as we know it. Terrible Christmas movies on Netflix: The guilty-pleasure films that make the holidays amusing. Video game consoles growing up: A nostalgic trip through gaming history, from PlayStation to Nintendo. Packed with humor, nostalgia, and unfiltered banter, this episode is a must-listen for fans of comedy and cultural commentary. Stream "Okra is SEXY!" now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to podcasts. Don't miss out on the laughs and insights that make Submarine and A Roach a fan favorite!

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Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?"

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Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2024 70:10


Join Tmt and Koj in another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 215: "Who is David's Lawyer?" the duo dives into a mix of pop culture, personal anecdotes, and sharp commentary. This week, they tackle: Davido vs. Wizkid: Who has the better singing voice? Gym life after 30: The struggle of stretches and mobility exercises just to stay functional. FreshL's InstaStory: The audacity of getting abs waxed and sharing it with the world. Tmt being a nepo baby: How privilege plays out in unexpected ways. Gladiator 2: Is your Koon Chip activated? President Tinubu as an American Hotep: A wild hypothetical that spirals into hilarious insights. Drake vs. Kendrick: Breaking down their rivalry and the latest drama with UMG lawsuits. Why men admire OdumoduBlvck and Donald Trump: Exploring the allure of larger-than-life characters. The episode wraps up with Koj challenging Tmt to imagine his ideal life in Lagos with unlimited funds—but Tmt just can't picture it. Packed with laughs, unexpected takes, and unfiltered banter, this is an episode you won't want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your favorite shows.

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Episode 214: "The Razzites Don't Like Bad B*tch Syndrome"

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Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 75:16


This week on Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, Tmt and Koj bring the laughs and introspection in Episode 214. The duo kicks things off with a deep dive into the viral TikTok hit Bad B*tch Syndrome, dissecting its quintessential afrobeats vibe and why critics just don't get it. It's a track that's dividing the internet, and Tmt and Koj are here to set the record straight. Next, they tackle the idea of leaving Twitter, with Tmt hilariously recounting how he failed a Bluesky captcha, prompting Koj to question if Tmt is, in fact, a bot. From there, they explore the anime Blue Lock and Tmt's experience with non-alcoholic beers as part of his sobriety journey. Briefly touching on Big Groove and Ope Famakin, the conversation shifts to first-generation immigrants making "Nigerian Parent" content, and where the cultural disconnect lies. The laughs keep coming as they delve into mushrooms, with Tmt sharing his experiences on a Psilocybin journey and Koj reflecting on his worst shroom high. The guys also get personal, discussing what their ideal weddings would look like, and Koj opens up about his journey with ADHD treatment and knee rehabilitation. Packed with humor, heartfelt moments, and unfiltered takes, this episode is a perfect blend of insight and hilarity. Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows!

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Episode 213: "We're Tired! The Devil is Winning"

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Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 93:50


On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, Koj and Mayowa are joined by Hauwa and Kunmi for a deep dive into the fallout of the US Presidential Elections. With their signature wit and sharp commentary, the group unpacks the chaos, surprises, and memes that defined the campaign season. From Biden dropping out to Trump getting shot at, Hauwa and Kunmi share their pre-election expectations and how they feel about the final results. The conversation turns introspective as they explore why Nigerian men seem to support Trump and the deeper implications of Democratic infighting, summed up perfectly with "Dems in Disarray." But the discussion doesn't stop at U.S. politics. The group examines the cognitive dissonance of being African and loving America—balancing admiration for the country with critique of its imperial role in the southern hemisphere. Packed with humor, sharp commentary, and unfiltered perspectives, this episode of Submarine and A Roach is one you don't want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

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Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor"

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Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2024 76:08


Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, where real talk meets humor! In Episode 212: "Solar Inverters Are The New I-Pass-My-Neighbor," the guys dive into the latest trends and issues impacting life in Nigeria and beyond. Kicking off with a discussion on solar-powered inverters, the trio talks about how worsening power shortages and rising costs are driving Nigerians to seek alternatives—and how the humble inverter is becoming the new essential. They also dig into the concept of "Backing An Individual's Beef" vs. giving someone the benefit of the doubt and how sometimes it's better to talk friends off the ledge rather than dive headfirst into their conflicts. This leads to a broader conversation on the risks of vouching for people—and the fallout when unreliable folks don't hold up their end. Switching gears, the guys address the rise of redpill content, exploring why they think it's gaining traction as some men resist acknowledging shifting societal roles. The episode wraps up with a dive into recent global politics: Donald Trump's election victory in the U.S., Kemi Badenoch's political rise in the U.K., and a surprising scandal from Equatorial Guinea. Expect laughs, insights, and plenty of unfiltered commentary in this Submarine and A Roach episode! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.

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Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000"

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Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2024 86:24


Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria! In Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000," the guys tackle everything from husbands and IG baddies to gaming nostalgia, all with their signature wit and humor. This week, the laughs kick-off as Tmt shares a funny story about his married friend texting him to inquire about "baddies" on Instagram. Mayowa takes us back to his university days, reminiscing about his Nintendo Wii and the joy of playing tennis on it. The gaming nostalgia continues when Koj introduces his Thrustmaster 3000 steering wheel and console, which sends the guys into a fit of laughter over its name. Next, they dive into the evolution of music-playing devices—from the Walkman to the iPod—reflecting on how music consumption has transformed over the years. The conversation then shifts to age-inappropriate relationships, with Koj sharing a story about his prom date attempting to ditch him to hang out with a Nigerian celebrity. The episode wraps up with a deep dive into the Netflix hit Love Is Blind, with Tmt and Mayowa offering their takes on the latest season's drama. Packed with humor, nostalgia, and unfiltered commentary, this is an episode you won't want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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Episode 210: "Olodo from Africa #OFA"

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Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 82:37


Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 210: "Olodo From Africa #OFA," the trio dives into funny topics that will have you laughing out loud, all while delivering their signature sharp commentary. This week, they kick things off with a discussion about Odumodublvck's unreleased verse on Rema's album, dissecting what could've been and why this lost track has generated so much buzz in the Nigerian music industry. Things take a personal turn when Mayowa shares an awkward story about a friend attending his birthday—just to eat—despite them not being on speaking terms. The guys break down the petty dynamics of friendship and how to navigate uncomfortable situations. Next up, Tmt shares his experience at RF Gardens in Lagos, a prime spot for live music, with great vibes and an amazing outdoor setting, making it a must-visit venue for anyone in the Lagos scene. They don't stop there! The conversation shifts to Coldplay and other iconic bands that have left a lasting mark on global music, with insights into what makes them stand out. The episode wraps up with a deep dive into Nigerian entertainment: discussing Burna Boy, Speed Darlington, and Oxlade's controversial interview where he claims the word “Africa” has racist origins, allegedly coined from "Afro" and "freaks." It's another episode packed with hilarious stories, cultural commentary, and the sharp wit that only Submarine and A Roach can deliver. Don't miss out—tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you listen to podcasts for all the laughs and insights!

SBS Hmong - SBS Hmong
Understanding vaccination rules for children in Australia - Cov kev totaub txog tej cai tswj cov kev hno tshuaj rau me nyuam ntawm Australia

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Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 15:29


Did you know that one in five children is at risk of dying from a disease that is now preventable through vaccination? Australia's vaccination program helps to prevent severe outcomes from many childhood infections. To access family support payments—and in some states, childcare services—your child must be fully immunised according to the national schedule. - Koj puas paub tias ib tug ntawm tsib tug me nyuam twg yuav muaj peev xwm tas sim neej los ntawm ib tug kab mob twg uas tam sim no yeej muaj peev xwm hno tshuaj vaccine tiv thaiv? Australia cov program hno tshuaj vaccine yeej pab tiv thaiv kom tej me nyuam yaus coob heev tsis txhob kis kab mob rau lub caij thaum lawv tseem yau. Yog tias koj xav tau nyiaj family support payments ntawm ib txhia xeev, los yog xav siv tej childcare services ces koj yuav tsum tau coj koj tej me nyuam mus hno tshuaj vaccines kom txwm rau li haiv neeg no cov program hno tshuaj vaccine.

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Episode 209: "APC - Animal People Congress"

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Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2024 89:03


Submarine and A Roach is back with another hilarious episode of Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj. This week's episode, titled "APC - Animal People's Congress," delivers plenty of laughs, insightful commentary, and unfiltered banter. The episode starts with a fun animal trivia game show parody hosted by Tmt, where the trio dives into ridiculous questions and hilarious answers. It's the perfect lighthearted start to another classic Submarine and A Roach episode. Next, Koj reveals he got a raise, sparking a discussion about workplace culture and why none of the hosts are the type to brag about their achievements at work. This leads to a conversation about adding a "won't recommend" feature on LinkedIn, a humorous take on the job networking platform. The guys then switch gears to talk about traveling across Nigeria—they share the various states they've visited, discussing their experiences and memories. Of course, they couldn't miss the chance to weigh in on the ongoing Wizkid vs Davido beef, delving into the Nigerian music scene and also how international sportswear brands can break into the Nigerian market. To wrap it up, they dive into a breakdown of the finale of HBO's hit show Industry, offering their takes without giving away any spoilers. Tune in to Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast, for all the laughs, cultural insights, and entertaining discussions that keep listeners coming back week after week. Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get Podcasts.

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Episode 208: "Things Fall Apart, The Banter Cannot Hold"

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Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2024 94:27


Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in this week's hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest comedy podcast! The episode kicks off with a cheeky listener comment suggesting that Tmt bears a striking resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson. This leads to a humorous exploration of Clarkson's controversies over the years, with Tmt attempting to ironically defend him based on his Wikipedia page—expect some witty banter and sharp commentary! Next, the trio dives into the latest antics of Mowalola and Ian Connor, recapping their shenanigans from the week. The guys also discuss the intriguing Vince McMahon Netflix documentary, sharing their takes on the captivating world of wrestling and entertainment. Joining the conversation is Idowu Kukoyi, the founder of Nigerian Pub Quiz, based in the UK. She leads a fun round of trivia featuring Nigerian culture and Submarine and a Roach, testing their knowledge and providing plenty of laughs along the way. Finally, they tackle the heated discussion surrounding David Oyelowo securing the adaptation rights to Chinua Achebe's classic Things Fall Apart. The trio examines the backlash from Nigerians who believe that authentic Nigerian stories should be told and starred in by Nigerians. Tune in for a perfect blend of comedy, cultural commentary, and insightful discussions in this week's episode of Submarine and a Roach! Don't miss out on the laughter and engaging topics that keep our listeners coming back for more!

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Episode 207: "Mowalola's Trad Wedding"

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Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2024 89:29


Join Mayowa and Koj in this hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a range of entertaining topics and insightful commentary! The episode kicks off with a lighthearted discussion about the origins of Mayowa's latest nickname, "Mr. Mayowa," which he absolutely hates. This leads to a funny story about his little cousin Bolu, an 18-year-old university student who only calls him "Uncle Mayowa" when he's about to be cheeky. As they delve into their weeks, Mayowa shares his exciting time spent with Tiwa Savage, prompting Koj to reminisce about meeting the star back in 2010 (or was it 2009?). The conversation then shifts to the recent ShxtsNGigs podcast debacle, where they provide commentary on Fuhad and James' actions and reactions following their appearance on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant Podcast. In a fast-paced segment, they touch on various topics including fatphobia, career insights, and a political discussion featuring Remi and Bola Tinubu. The episode takes a curious turn as they ponder the rumors of Mowalola dating Ian Connor, both refusing to believe it's possible. Finally, the duo wraps up with a discussion about Diddy's recent arrest, their strategies for repaying a staggering 400 million Naira debt, and some theories about why TMT is missing from this week's episode. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, engaging conversations, and the comedic insights that only Submarine and a Roach can deliver!

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Episode 206: "Bobi and Hedges" ft Femi Awoniyi

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Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 116:52


In this episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by Femi Awoniyi, the host of "My Innovation Story", a podcast that highlights the journeys of African founders. Together, they tackle a wide range of topics, mixing humor with insights. 1. TMT's New Crush: The boys kick off with a hilarious deep dive into TMT's latest crush, sharing their thoughts and plenty of laughs along the way. 2. Road Rage Stories: Each host recounts their wildest road rage episodes, offering a blend of outrageous moments and comedic relief as they compare their experiences behind the wheel. 3. Elon Musk's Recent Online Behaviour: The group dissects Elon Musk's latest antics on social media, exploring the billionaire's unpredictable online presence. 4. Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl: They dive into Kendrick Lamar's exciting selection at the possible exclusion of Lil Wayne to perform at the Super Bowl, discussing it's impact on hip-hop and the significance of the performance. 5. A Ton of Other Insane Topics: As always, the episode is jam-packed with spontaneous discussions and side-splitting humour that will keep listeners entertained from start to finish. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 206 for a wild ride filled with laughs, insights, and plenty of surprises. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!

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Episode 205: "Deadbeat Dads, Social Climbing Beggars & The Nigerian Political Class"

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Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2024 87:19


Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with hosts Mayowa, Koj, and TMT as they explore a mix of compelling and comedic topics! In this episode, TMT recounts his unexpected Saturday night rave in shorts after initially setting out to avoid the nightlife. The conversation then shifts to the guys reminiscing about their first encounters with parental discipline, with Koj revealing how those experiences might have steered him away from becoming a beggar or Nigerian politician. The trio delves into their childhood memories, discussing the homes they grew up in and their sleeping arrangements. Koj's surprising revelation causes concern for Mayowa and TMT. Listen in as they interview a self-proclaimed deadbeat dad to understand the mindset and circumstances behind being a deadbeat parent. The episode also addresses some spicy and unfounded criticism, leading to a heated discussion. Finally, the hosts compare Nollywood movies on Amazon Prime Video versus Netflix, debating which platform offers better Nigerian cinema. Tune in for a mix of laughs, insightful discussions, and entertaining stories on this episode of Submarine and a Roach!

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Episode 204: "House Hunting with Odunsi The Engine"

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Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2024 117:06


Join Koj and TMT in this dynamic episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a whirlwind of engaging topics and hilarious tales! The episode kicks off with a wild text TMT received in response to his IG story, sparking a conversation about dating and perceptions. The guys reflect on previously trying to book Kolamide, who was on a wild chase to retrieve his lost AirPods in Lagos. Koj shares his BBQ adventures, while Kolamide recaps his busy weekend, from hosting a real estate event to shooting This Week Tonight. TMT walks us through his week, including the funnies around an oversold Vogue Boys event. TMT voices his dislike for reggae music, and they hilariously dissect the lyrics of “we'll share the shelter of my single bed,” questioning the appeal of such an arrangement. The discussion shifts to apartment hunting tales in Lagos, with TMT recounting his experience house hunting alongside Odunsi The Engine. TMT also shares a funny story about his father's appearance on City People's "Top 10 Ibadan Big Boys" and the uproar it caused at his school. The crew explores Gen-Z hypergamy, inspired by Odunsi's remark that Gen-Z boys crave guns more than anything. Koj and Kolamide explore the potential of turning incels into political assassins and the role of Gen-Z girls in advocating for political and infrastructural changes. The podcast takes an unexpected turn with a deep dive into denim, as TMT discusses his latest obsession with a pair of jeans. Kolamide then drops a surprising bombshell about meeting two women who had previously been involved with TMT, leading to a discussion on dating and meeting new people. Kolamide also shares his journey as a comedian, and the episode wraps up with a discussion about Chidinma Adetshina's victory as Miss Universe Nigeria. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, unexpected twists, and thought-provoking discussions!

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Episode 203: "Pre-owned WaistBeads" ft Mr. Ina

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Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2024 81:10


In this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj are joined by special guest Mr. Ina, the founder of Boho Funk, for a lively and engaging discussion. They dive into a mix of creative ventures, media updates, and legal news, all wrapped in their signature humour. 1. Boho Funk's New Vintage Store: Mr. Ina talks about his innovative new vintage store and creative hub, Boho Funk, which is set to open on the 31st of August and the 1st of September. Get the inside scoop on what makes this space unique and why it's a must-visit. 2. Adesuwa at Arise: The boys celebrate friend of the podcast, news anchor Adesuwa Giwa-Osagie, who's joining Arise TV's international desk and attending the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Hear their thoughts on her exciting career move and what it means for international news coverage. 3. New Supreme Court Chief Justice Appointment: TMT and Koj discuss the latest shakeup in the legal world with the appointment of a new Supreme Court Chief Justice. Expect insightful commentary and a touch of humor as they break down what this means for the judiciary. 4. And a Myriad of Hilarious Topics: As always, the episode is filled with a wide range of hilarious discussions and spontaneous banter that will keep you entertained from start to finish. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 203 for a blend of creativity, news, and comedy. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest episodes!

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Episode 202: "Broke Shaming as a Marketing Strategy"

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Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2024 102:08


Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on this week's Submarine and a Roach for a laughter-filled episode tackling a variety of intriguing and comedic topics: Kanye West as a Concept: The guys dive into the idea of Kanye West being more of a concept than a human being. LinkedIn Adventures: Tmt and Koj share their contrasting LinkedIn habits – Tmt logs in every few months, while Koj checks it daily. Squash Court Shenanigans: Tmt's squash adventures with Victor, and Mayowa's revelation about their trespassing on someone else's court. Group Workouts vs. Gym Sessions: The debate on the benefits of working out in groups or playing sports compared to hitting the gym for weights. Living Adventurously in Lagos: Koj and Mayowa debate whether surviving in Lagos as an outdoor enthusiast is feasible. Ikoyi Club Memberships: A discussion about Ikoyi Club's offerings and Mayowa's playful broke shaming of Tmt for not having a membership, which spurs Tmt to consider getting one. Tyler The Creator's Comments: The guys weigh in on Tyler The Creator's recent remarks about Ian. Joe Rogan's Comedy Special: A review of Joe Rogan's latest comedy special and why it fell flat. Kanye's Christianity Grift: An exploration of Kanye West's intersection of faith and business. RCCG Church Business Ventures: A light-hearted bit about starting a business using the RCCG church's global network. Big Brother Nigeria and Tribalism: A discussion on the role of tribalism in Big Brother Nigeria. Love is Blind UK: The latest updates and their thoughts on the show. Mayowa's Interview with Ronami Ogulu: Mayowa addresses comments about having a crush on his interviewee for Culture Custodian's "Overnight Success" series. The Downsides of Fame: The episode wraps up with a discussion on the challenges of being famous. Tune in for a rollercoaster of humor, insights, and lively debates

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Episode 201: "Biplane - A Plane That Flies Both Ways"

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Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2024 76:21


Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with Tmt and Koj as they bring their signature humor and insights to the table! The show starts with Tmt's smooth late-night radio intro, echoing his retro rap intro from last week. Koj gives a nod to David Guetta, joking about wanting an A.I. version of the DJ to handle his eulogy. Tmt catches Koj off guard with voice notes from a group chat, featuring Koj's hilariously off-key singing about having a great day and taunting his friends. Tmt celebrates 5 months of sobriety while Koj praises him for staying sharp and sober on the podcast. The guys recount their weekends and share laughs over Tmt's new tattoo of a biplane, leading to a funny conversation with his dad that leaves Koj in stitches. They discuss Nigeria's disappointing Olympic performance and wrap up with a very short review of Asake's latest album. The episode closes with a discussion on a topic where they admit they're completely out of their depth. Tune in for a blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, and entertaining commentary!

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Episode 200: "How can you be unhinged? You live in Ikoyi"

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Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2024 109:02


Join TMT, Koj, and Mayowa for the milestone 200th episode of Submaroach! This special edition is packed with laughter, reflections, and engaging discussions that mark this significant achievement. Episode 200 is a blend of music, reality TV, and listener interaction that you won't want to miss. 1. TMT's Spirited Rap: Kicking off the episode, TMT delivers a "spirited" rap performance that sets the tone for the celebrations. Prepare for some impressive rhymes and infectious energy. 2. Celebrating 200 Episodes: The boys reflect on their journey of creating 200 episodes, sharing memorable moments, behind-the-scenes stories, and their gratitude for the listeners' support. 3. Big Brother Nigeria New Season: The hosts dive into the new season of Big Brother Nigeria, where contestants are entering as duos, including two sets of twins and an auntie with her niece. The boys give their hilarious takes on the latest house dynamics and expectations. 4. Listener Questions: In a special segment, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa answer some really cool questions from their listeners, offering candid and often comedic responses. 5. School Anthems: The boys take a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they discuss the school anthems of their secondary schools, sharing funny anecdotes and stories from their school days. 6. Hilarious Topics: As always, the episode is filled with a myriad of hilarious topics and spontaneous humour that will keep you entertained throughout. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 200 for a celebration of comedy, culture, and community. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest laughs and insights!

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Episode 199: "Do You Need A Penis To Lean On?"

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Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 97:18


This week on Submarine and a Roach, Koj, Mayowa, and TMT dive into the week's hot topics with a mix of humor and heart. In this episode, they tackle the sensitive issue of supporting friends during their times of mourning and explore whether physical presence—or something else entirely—is what really matters. Join the crew as they share personal insights, laugh through the tears, and discuss what it truly means to be there for those you care about. Tune in for a thought-provoking and entertaining episode that's as real as it is relatable!

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Episode 198: "Everytime you party with a Millenial, they start looking for somewhere to sit" ft Elo

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Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 89:04


In this exciting episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by special guest Elo to discuss his highly anticipated party, "Retrorave," happening on the 27th of July. The event will feature an exclusive playlist of music from the 90s and 2000s, promising a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Alongside the party talk, the boys dive into a myriad of pop culture topics, ensuring a fun and engaging listen. Retrorave with Elo: Elo shares all the juicy details about "Retrorave," from the music selection to the party vibes. Get ready for an epic night celebrating the best of 90s and 2000s music! 2. 90s & 2000s Music:The hosts reminisce about their favorite hits from the 90s and 2000s, discussing iconic songs, artists, and the cultural impact of that era's music. 3. Pop Culture Galore:TMT, Koj, and Mayowa, along with Elo, dive into various pop culture topics, offering their unique and hilarious takes on recent trends, celebrity news, and more. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 198 for a mix of nostalgia, humor, and pop culture insights. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!

Submarine and A Roach
Episode 194: "Justin Timberlake is hiring Poco Lee to host his tour and that is a good thing"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2024 127:44


Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj for another ridic episode of Submaroach where they delve into a myriad of topics that blend humour, culture, and current events. Episode 194 is a whirlwind of laughter and insight you won't want to miss. 1. African Americans Dancing to Acrobats: The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the fascinating blend of African American dance styles with acrobatic performances. The boys share their thoughts on this dynamic and entertaining fusion. 2. Justin Timberlake's Arrest: The hosts dive into the surprising news of Justin Timberlake's recent arrest and the comical twist of his arresting officer not recognizing him. They also reflect on Timberlake's evolving image over the past two decades. 3. Aging in Hip Hop: The boys tackle the topic of aging in the hip hop industry, exploring how some artists adapt and remain relevant while others struggle with the passage of time. 4. Honourifics for older Relatives: A humorous conversation about the cultural practice of using honourifics for older young relatives ensues, highlighting the quirks and traditions of respect in their community. 5. Submaroach Live Session Update: Koj and TMT give Mayowa an entertaining update on the recent Submaroach live session on Twitter (X's) Spaces, recounting memorable moments and fan interactions. 6. TMT's Birthday Weekend Recap: TMT shares a hilarious recap of how he spent his birthday weekend, complete with anecdotes that involve music and monkeys. 7. Kendrick's Pop Out Event: The hosts discuss the massive turnout of the hip hop community at Kendrick Lamar's Pop out concert, analyzing its impact and the significance of such unity in the industry. 8. Putin and Kim Jong Un's Friendship: A comedic take on the peculiar and potentially dangerous friendship between Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un, blending satire with current affairs. 9. Mayowa's IG Name Change: Mayowa reveals his decision to change his Instagram handle from “OgunPunishSanwolu,” prompting a funny and insightful discussion on personal branding and social media. 10. Belief in Juju: The boys delve into their beliefs about Juju (black magic), also known as “jazz” sharing personal stories and cultural insights in a mix of humour and reverence. 11. Wizkid's Industry Moves: A lively debate on Wizkid dismissing Ladipoe and his change of heart regarding Don Jazzy, exploring the dynamics and politics of the Nigerian music industry. 12. Aging on Twitter: The episode wraps up with a conversation about aging on Twitter and the art of avoiding certain conversations, offering a humorous look at social media etiquette and generational divides. Tune in to Submaroach Episode 194 for a comedy-filled exploration of these diverse topics. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

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Episode 193: "Presidential Stumbles, Lebanese Kidnapping, and Nepa Rangers"

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Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 79:08


In this hilarious episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a wide array of topics guaranteed to entertain and inform. Episode 193 is packed with intriguing discussions and laugh-out-loud moments that you won't want to miss. 1. Tinubu Takes a Tumble: The boys kick things off by discussing the recent incident where Nigerian President Tinubu fell at a parade. The hosts give their humorous takes and ponder the implications of such a public mishap. 2. Nostalgic Cinema: TMT delves into the world of African American filmmaking in the late 90s and early 2000s, sparked by his recent viewing of the film "Deliver Us from Eva." Expect a mix of nostalgia and critical analysis as he explores this vibrant era of cinema. 3. Dental Drama: Koj recounts his latest visit to the dentist, sharing his personal experiences and the quirky moments that made the trip memorable. 4. Midnight Crisis Radio: TMT talks about the latest episode of his Twitter Spaces radio show, "Midnight Crisis Radio." He also confesses to cheating his listeners during a trivia game, adding a layer of humor and mischief to the discussion. 5. Mark Essien's Cat Conundrum: The hosts dissect tech entrepreneur Mark Essien's recent bizarre tweet about buying a cat. The conversation quickly turns into a comedic exploration of social media and public personas. 6. Nigerian Government's Power Rangers: In a surprising twist, the Nigerian government is forming its own "Power Rangers." The boys speculate on what this means and share their amusing predictions for this unusual initiative. 7. Lagos Traffic Woes: The team tackles the chaos caused by President Tinubu's visit to Lagos, leading to massive traffic jams. Their discussion is a blend of frustration, humor, and social commentary on urban life in Nigeria. 8. String of Kidnappings: Wrapping up the episode, the hosts address the recent spate of kidnappings in Nigeria. While the topic is serious, they manage to bring their unique perspective to the conversation. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and lively debates. Whether you're a long-time fan or a new listener, Episode 193 of Submaroach is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish. Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

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Episode 192: "A.I Prostitution "

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Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2024 97:18


Join Koj, Mayowa, and TMT for an unfiltered and boundary-pushing episode of Submarine and a Roach. In this installment titled "A.I. Prostitution for Mature Minds Only," the trio dives headfirst into taboo topics and thought-provoking discussions that are not for the faint of heart. From the ethical considerations of advertising sex work to sharing personal experiences of sexual harassment, Koj and Mayowa open up about being “cat-called” with candour and humour. Brace yourself for candid revelations about TD Jakes' unexpected kinks and the rise of AI in the world of sex work. But the conversation doesn't stop there—TMT shares a jaw-dropping story of slapping a Yahoo boy, sparking a debate about clubbing etiquette and the consequences of crossing certain lines. As the episode unfolds, the hosts delve into music reviews, including a deep dive into Tems' latest album and the surprising resurgence of country music, spearheaded by Shaboozy. Adding to the mix are Mayowa's reflections on returning to Nigeria and Koj's questionable taste in wine, juxtaposed with TMT's unabashed red bull addiction. From provocative discussions to laugh-out-loud moments, this episode of Submarine and a Roach is not to be missed. Tune in for a rollercoaster ride of mature insights and unabashed humour—it's a wild journey only for the boldest of listeners. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

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Episode 191: "Tayo Aina attends Mavin Academy undercover"

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Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2024 108:48


In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa tackle a whirlwind of topics guaranteed to keep you entertained and enlightened. First up, they dive into the wild world of Nigerian politics, each elaborating why they got picked up by the DSS and discussing the latest controversies surrounding Nigerian banks and political figures. But it's not all serious talk—TMT's new jeans spark a lively debate, and the guys delve into the unexpected revelation about your sexual orientation if you enjoy Suya. Plus, they ponder the significance of national anthems and the role they play in shaping identity. Koj brings a touch of introspection to the conversation as he discusses fatherhood, while the crew delves into the murky waters of inappropriate social media relationships between students and teachers. And of course, they couldn't forget to discuss the latest in Nigerian music, including Ayra Star's phenomenal new album and the rising prominence of female artists in Afrobeats. From politics to fashion to music, this episode of Submarine and a Roach covers it all with humour, insight, and a healthy dose of irreverence. Tune in now for your weekly dose of comedy and commentary! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message

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Episode 189: "The Stew at Slow doesn't have enough pepper"

Submarine and A Roach

Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 89:16


New Episode alert!! TMT, Mayowa and Koj are back in another hilarious movies. The episode starts with TMT narrating the Yoruba movie he's currently watching, followed by Koj narrating his adventure on a "topless bus tour". The boys then briefly discuss the Nigerian Chef community vs Opeyemi Famakin. After that they talk about TMT's trip to the National Archives in Abeokuta. This is followed by Mayowa getting cooked by political nepo baby twitter. There are also a lot of brilliant other bits to enjoy like trickle down wealth and a brief discussion on the film "Good Will Hunting." So sit down, relax and enjoy a mystical journey of banter brought to you by the men of the funniest podcast in Nigeria. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/submarine-and-a-roach0/message